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  • "So George, what does Art Vandelay export?"
    From From Seinfeld Season 7 Episode 15, 'The Cadillac (Part 2)': Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.
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  • @noddy1414
    @noddy1414 Před 10 měsíci +153

    Loved how Elaine laughed her head off for 12 seconds at Susan thinking that George was having an affair with her 🤣

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Před rokem +428

    I love how George encountered every pitfall that comes from being married just during his engagement! 😂

    • @torpedohippo8493
      @torpedohippo8493 Před rokem +16

      Everyone would take the risk for Tomei

    • @trueblade3636
      @trueblade3636 Před 7 měsíci

      @@torpedohippo8493 well George could just not say he is engaged, and if Tomei was still actually interested in George after like 3 dates, George could just blew off the marriage

    • @watchreport
      @watchreport Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@trueblade3636of course. But that wouldn’t be funny and of course, nothing is supposed to work out well for George, at least for not any length of time.

  • @XFS540
    @XFS540 Před rokem +264

    When he calls her after Susan dies 🤣

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 Před rokem +51

      He’s such a little weasel 😂

    • @aaronloi
      @aaronloi Před rokem +26

      Decades later george will be heart broken upon hearing the news about green goblin killed aunt may

  • @allykatt1849
    @allykatt1849 Před rokem +235

    I love Elaine's friendship loyalty to George.

    • @TheLivewire18
      @TheLivewire18 Před rokem +16

      You just got to know the code to the vault. 🍻

    • @braxton298
      @braxton298 Před rokem +8

      We could all use a friend like that

    • @briantep458
      @briantep458 Před rokem +8

      WORLDS ARE COLLIDING

    • @VCMarcelo
      @VCMarcelo Před 7 měsíci +2

      Loyal to George, but accomplice of dishonesty and betrayal

    • @briancox9357
      @briancox9357 Před 6 měsíci +1

      The two of them are similar in some ways

  • @jonathansalazar4630
    @jonathansalazar4630 Před rokem +354

    The fact George even tried to get with Marisa Tomei even though he was engaged just shows how much of a horrible person he is and it's freaking hallarious 🤣

    • @cqrql
      @cqrql Před rokem +69

      And he also tried to call Marisa Tomei right after Susan died, I mean damn George

    • @nathanclairoux8938
      @nathanclairoux8938 Před rokem +45

      Nah George is the biggest menace to society and he needs to be stopped. It’s funny because jerry literally does nothing to stop it

    • @angeleyeszarai
      @angeleyeszarai Před rokem +17

      While telling manure jokes 😆

    • @rohitchaoji
      @rohitchaoji Před rokem +7

      @@nathanclairoux8938 That's because he's just like him, only successful

    • @TheFoyer13
      @TheFoyer13 Před rokem +14

      It's a joke show guys it's supposed to be funny. George always had this huge crush on tomei, it was one of the running gags. These comments...

  • @danielgreenleaf
    @danielgreenleaf Před rokem +78

    Art Van Delay, America’s favorite Oligarch!

    • @QuadMochaMatti
      @QuadMochaMatti Před rokem +14

      Other than one H.E. Pennypacker, wealthy industrialist, philanthropist and bicyclist, who buys and sells men like himself every day.

  • @rosario508
    @rosario508 Před rokem +290

    Susan would have made a great lawyer. Her cross-examining skills are truly on point

    • @dopedrums
      @dopedrums Před rokem +11

      or be in jail for domestic abuse, pick one 🤷🏻‍♂

    • @rosario508
      @rosario508 Před rokem +1

      @@dopedrums I don’t get it

    • @jrporter50
      @jrporter50 Před rokem +1

      @@dopedrums what? Lol weird statement. Elaborate...

    • @dopedrums
      @dopedrums Před rokem +10

      @@jrporter50 Maybe you missed the fact that she pretty much decked George? Contrary to popular belief, that's illegal and slammer time.

    • @jrporter50
      @jrporter50 Před rokem +5

      @@dopedrums 👌 not in my world lol you got to run when they get to swinging lol them wahmans can get crazed

  • @XFS540
    @XFS540 Před rokem +129

    George definitely wanted to “focus on the importing” with Marisa.

    • @dopedrums
      @dopedrums Před rokem +17

      And her biological clock wanted to focus on the exporting.

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 Před rokem +8

      @@dopedrums the way importing and exporting are used in these jokes…I enjoy understanding.

    • @TTT-gu4kg
      @TTT-gu4kg Před rokem +6

      I think he wanted to export and she wanted the import

    • @gpower9572
      @gpower9572 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Art Vanderlay
      What does he import and export
      Um Art. He's an art dealer.

  • @Danko_Sekulic
    @Danko_Sekulic Před rokem +44

    He could just have been honest about it and break off the engagement BEFORE dating Marisa, but then that would not be our George !

    • @lailas.3205
      @lailas.3205 Před 2 měsíci

      Oh, George... that's just his way 😅

  • @deirdre108
    @deirdre108 Před 10 měsíci +22

    Elaine's face when laughing when Susan asks her if she is having an affair with George is just sublime.

  • @angeleyeszarai
    @angeleyeszarai Před rokem +48

    What George SHOULD have done is just tell Susan he had to help Kramer with something..... I promise she would've asked far less questions 🤣

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Před 10 měsíci +8

      Or instead of "matches" just say "idk" or "who remembers - it wasn't relevant to the issue."

    • @sheffrudytke1086
      @sheffrudytke1086 Před 8 měsíci +2

      She really looks like a lilly

  • @jerryjeromehawkins1712
    @jerryjeromehawkins1712 Před rokem +20

    "He wants to focus just on the importing... " 😅👍🏽

  • @billblaski9523
    @billblaski9523 Před rokem +102

    Lol it's so hilarious, why doesn't George just tell Susan he's going to Jerry's like usual

    • @beani24329
      @beani24329 Před rokem +22

      He was in Florida with the Cadillac and Saturday was his day for Susan. But it was an awful story. Elaine’s was better.

    • @MrTotalluck
      @MrTotalluck Před 11 měsíci +3

      Because when your partner catches you on the brink of success you just panic and your mind starts imaging she knows everything.

    • @billblaski9523
      @billblaski9523 Před 11 měsíci

      @@beani24329 oh yeah that's right

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 Před rokem +69

    George getting punch by Marisa Tomei is pure perfect at 2:12 LOL

    • @LiamB3262
      @LiamB3262 Před rokem +5

      Ouch!

    • @JaegarLourdesHeathman
      @JaegarLourdesHeathman Před 3 měsíci

      If you close your eyes, you can picture Brie Blackburn (the Wild Thornberrys movie) punching Hugo (the hunchback of Notre Dame)

  • @LiberatingReality
    @LiberatingReality Před 9 měsíci +16

    I love that they don't slap him, but actually closed fist sock him in the face lol

    • @ghostdogzx-1474
      @ghostdogzx-1474 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Only George could get himself punched in the face by two women. You gotta love this show. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @benjaminfitzgerald7011
      @benjaminfitzgerald7011 Před 29 dny

      ​​@@ghostdogzx-1474 two beautiful women on the same day lmao

  • @attyla2926
    @attyla2926 Před rokem +41

    George is funny always with Art Vandelay. It became an obsesion for him this name.😅

  • @toastnjam7384
    @toastnjam7384 Před rokem +29

    What made this funny is George previously went over his alibi with Elaine which she thought was dumb and not necessary.

  • @whatsinname5683
    @whatsinname5683 Před rokem +36

    0:58 how george changes his expression is pure gold

  • @PleasantlyDisturbing
    @PleasantlyDisturbing Před 8 dny

    They dont even slap him.. They PUNCH. The punches crack me up 😂

  • @Cerdo_asqueroso
    @Cerdo_asqueroso Před rokem +271

    Susan was a perfect woman, didn't deserve none of this. Anyway, the irony is what makes this series humor so good.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Před rokem +20

      Of course she didn't deserve this. That's why she's allowed to sock George one on the jaw, but she's not perfect. Come on.

    • @Cerdo_asqueroso
      @Cerdo_asqueroso Před rokem +6

      @@bossfan49
      Of course she is not perfect. What I tried to say is that if I were George I would not exchange her for anyone else.

    • @josefinebliss2801
      @josefinebliss2801 Před rokem +18

      @@Cerdo_asqueroso Well both George and Jerry was constantly being unhappy with women way out of their leauge both lookswise and personalitywise lol

    • @dansherwood9851
      @dansherwood9851 Před rokem +4

      George certainly out of his league, but Jerry? Nah.

    • @ebisu8824
      @ebisu8824 Před rokem

      @@Cerdo_asqueroso 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @garykunsman448
    @garykunsman448 Před rokem +10

    Elaine looked so good here.

  • @I974.UK.LONDON
    @I974.UK.LONDON Před 9 měsíci +14

    Susan is totally gorgeous

    • @ghostdogzx-1474
      @ghostdogzx-1474 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Isn’t she though. 😍

    • @smithmeister
      @smithmeister Před 3 měsíci +5

      She'd be way too good for a George in real life 😂

  • @moneymikz
    @moneymikz Před rokem +4

    Every opening has a different bass rife but they’re all instantly recognizable…brilliant

  • @Aivottaja
    @Aivottaja Před rokem +12

    The first thing that came to my mind seeing George talk to Marisa Tomei was that he was daydreaming.

  • @memoryhero
    @memoryhero Před rokem +14

    If Art VanDalay and Art Corvalay ever get together, the world is in trouble.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Před 10 měsíci +2

      One an architect, the other a marine biologist

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 Před rokem +119

    There are some women who will find that “ma-nure” conversation stupid and a waste of time, and they’d be right.
    But if you find a girl who comes across like Marisa Tomei in this scene, who is engaged and interested in that kind of conversation, then go for it!
    Make a move! All signs point to yes!
    She was interested in that dumb nonsense because she was genuinely interested in George himself.

    • @bjornalm9950
      @bjornalm9950 Před rokem +13

      "You think Im doing material here?" No problem lying there😂

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Před rokem +2

      No kidding.

    • @jrporter50
      @jrporter50 Před rokem +1

      It's not bad lol

    • @sunkintree
      @sunkintree Před 4 měsíci

      Unfortunately, you cant count on dating Marisa Tomei. You gotta have some other lines

  • @SkiKoala
    @SkiKoala Před rokem +14

    I'm.... "sorta" engaged... haha

  • @christophermccoy5724
    @christophermccoy5724 Před rokem +21

    Elaine: chips... Diapers...
    George: matches.. really long matches

    • @profitcs8506
      @profitcs8506 Před rokem +4

      Potato. Some corn.

    • @frankdayton731
      @frankdayton731 Před rokem +2

      Well you would need the matches after "exporting" the corn chips! That all depends on the diapers making more than a full return on investment.

    • @sustainfem
      @sustainfem Před 8 měsíci

      @@frankdayton731 Lol!!

  • @taxidancing87
    @taxidancing87 Před rokem +4

    2:35
    Elaine's so mean 😆😆😆

  • @leadinglady046
    @leadinglady046 Před 10 měsíci +14

    Bit random but I love what Elaine is wearing in this episode. For once they put her in something that isnt baggy!

    • @fakename6658
      @fakename6658 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Youre not half bad yourself.
      Are you jewish?

    • @JiveDadson
      @JiveDadson Před 6 měsíci +1

      She was pregnant IRL in a bunch of the episodes.

    • @ghostdogzx-1474
      @ghostdogzx-1474 Před 6 měsíci

      @@fakename6658🤣🤣🤣

  • @whatsinname5683
    @whatsinname5683 Před rokem +19

    Basically every sitcom is a romantic comedy
    Not seinfeld

  • @PokeBowl82
    @PokeBowl82 Před 7 měsíci +2

    ".. matches, really long matches" 😂

  • @averageskyfatherworshipper9342
    @averageskyfatherworshipper9342 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I love how natural that first scene is

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Před rokem +10

    George starting up the ma-newer conversation with Marissa Tomei!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Deira854
      @Deira854 Před 3 měsíci

      That is Larry David idea for sure

  • @fergus247
    @fergus247 Před rokem +5

    This isnt your ordinary sitcom

  • @c0mputer
    @c0mputer Před 5 měsíci +1

    This is when you say, “I don’t know.”

  • @StormDatIsApproaching
    @StormDatIsApproaching Před 3 měsíci +1

    George was more honest with Marisa in 5 minutes than his whole relationship with Susan

  • @JSC178
    @JSC178 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Jerry to George: “Weave your web, liar-man!”

  • @JaegarLourdesHeathman
    @JaegarLourdesHeathman Před 6 měsíci +2

    One for the money 2:13 two for the show 4:56

  • @peacefulmaroon
    @peacefulmaroon Před rokem +5

    Elaine is the homie though. Susan should become a detective.

  • @snappycattimesten
    @snappycattimesten Před rokem +13

    Don’t understand why couples play these games. Just leave Susan, don’t go asking gotcha questions.

    • @AllyOJustice
      @AllyOJustice Před rokem +10

      He wanted to but then she said that all of her friends warned her he wasn't good for her, and since George can never just take a L and admit someone else is right, he put both of them through this mess and one of them in the ground.

    • @Lucky-ei6yh
      @Lucky-ei6yh Před 3 dny

      Makes sense in real life, but it wouldn't have made for a very funny episode.

  • @jasonreid9267
    @jasonreid9267 Před rokem +16

    None of Jerry's girlfriends ever had anything on George's near miss.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Před rokem

      Who is the "near miss", Susan, or Marissa Tomei?

  • @shareofmoney
    @shareofmoney Před rokem +1

    What's with George and Art Vandelay? Lol😅😅😅😅

  • @nybsbfan18
    @nybsbfan18 Před 11 měsíci +3

    George gets punched twice in 1 episode... 😆

  • @james2494
    @james2494 Před rokem +4

    What does he export. Diapers😂

  • @avi2125
    @avi2125 Před měsícem

    Susan is like Columbo...Just one more thing...plus that overcoat...😂

  • @diegospimenta
    @diegospimenta Před 10 měsíci +4

    The way Elaine laughs is awesome

  • @GallantSector
    @GallantSector Před 3 měsíci

    “Matches. Long matches” 😂😂😂

  • @alexmapp5444
    @alexmapp5444 Před rokem +7

    I love this scene!

  • @billblaski9523
    @billblaski9523 Před rokem +12

    What does he import?
    Chips. Potato, some corn.
    And what does he export?
    Diapers.
    Lmao just so random

  • @ABCEasyas--
    @ABCEasyas-- Před rokem +1

    This is the episode that I can’t watch on my DVD set. It got scratched up, so I’m glad to see this uploaded

  • @rcnelson
    @rcnelson Před rokem +4

    Imagine being jealous of a shlump like George. But he gives hope to every lumpenhombre out there.

  • @Cardlimits
    @Cardlimits Před 8 měsíci

    meeting a celebrity is always cool, especially one that could be into you, but too late means too late.

  • @BowieZ
    @BowieZ Před rokem +9

    "Wait a minute, I thought that Art wanted to give up the exporting...?" 🧐

  • @darkstar2873
    @darkstar2873 Před rokem

    ❤ the overbite

  • @datasun1
    @datasun1 Před rokem

    This is what should call "friends"

  • @dayvioncarter2246
    @dayvioncarter2246 Před rokem

    4:56 ouch 😂😆

  • @wickedcapedkid
    @wickedcapedkid Před 6 měsíci

    I hear duck man whenever I hear Jason Alexander and it’s even funnier.

  • @daniglover3871
    @daniglover3871 Před rokem +3

    marisa tome 😍😍

  • @gu9838
    @gu9838 Před rokem +4

    all he had to do was say he was gonna meet jerry lol

    • @huskerdee1431
      @huskerdee1431 Před 7 měsíci

      I think Jerry was in Florida for this episode

    • @gu9838
      @gu9838 Před 5 měsíci

      dammit jerry! what about kramer? no kramer would have blabbed the truth by mistake lol @@huskerdee1431

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb Před rokem +10

    George deserved that one 😂

  • @beani24329
    @beani24329 Před rokem +3

    Well Marissa, you see the thing is, I’m sort of engaged.

  • @mc99297
    @mc99297 Před rokem

    this is the funniest

  • @anevabay9771
    @anevabay9771 Před 7 měsíci

    The amazing collaboration from afar between George and Elaine in this episode makes me think that they could have had a a few good dates if they had tried

  • @empirejeff
    @empirejeff Před 6 měsíci +1

    Just say that you are going to meet Marisa Tomei.

  • @stanley-fghijk441
    @stanley-fghijk441 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Art Vandalay is the unspoken hero of the show.

  • @user-sb1yc9cd5u
    @user-sb1yc9cd5u Před rokem +1

    1:42 So this is where they got the line in Meet Black Joe! 😮

  • @vernefits1953
    @vernefits1953 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Marisa is so pretty

  • @coffeeNTrees
    @coffeeNTrees Před rokem +19

    There are any number of things I would do to meet Marisa Tomei

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 Před rokem +2

      Like what?

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 Před rokem +3

      @ what’s that?

    • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539
      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539 Před rokem +2

      To Georges credit Marissa is so hot you could be forgiven for robbing the Pope to meet her

    • @robertweir5313
      @robertweir5313 Před rokem

      I’ve always wondered why Marisa Tomei never had any children. I know from reading that the even prettier Jennifer Aniston regrets being beyond the age to have children. She was such a really good nurturing mother in one of my fav flicks in Marley and Me

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar Před rokem +17

    Perfect illustration of less is better... The more someone talks, the more likely they are to put their foot in their mouth

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Před 10 měsíci +1

      You'd think an experienced liar like George would've known better!

  • @kotaljohn4145
    @kotaljohn4145 Před rokem

    I love her..she's so beautiful

  • @herbbot8241
    @herbbot8241 Před 6 měsíci

    ahh they all so pretty in this episode

  • @vanrajsindha9918
    @vanrajsindha9918 Před rokem +2

    In less than 6 minutes George got hit twice !!!!!!

  • @stevepaul6955
    @stevepaul6955 Před měsícem

    George gets punched out by Susan and Marisa Tomei. Sweet justice.

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 Před rokem +11

    I love this show 😂

  • @stanley-fghijk441
    @stanley-fghijk441 Před 9 měsíci

    Elaine is a great friend.

  • @56samilam
    @56samilam Před rokem +1

    Elaine is a true bro.

  • @pastranita3894
    @pastranita3894 Před rokem +2

    Matches... Long matches

  • @aaronloi
    @aaronloi Před rokem +7

    Decades later george will be heart broken upon hearing the news about green goblin killed aunt may

  • @Kruppt808
    @Kruppt808 Před 11 měsíci +2

    all he had to do is say i gotta go see my parents, pick up something at the store, work thing, go to Jerry like he does a million times a week.....
    its like he wants to get caught by a woman he doesn't even like.

    • @Ivan_Nano
      @Ivan_Nano Před 7 měsíci

      Why would he go to Jerry’s? If he would want to go to Jerry’s, he’d make up some other place to go, and then go see Jerr… Jerry.

  • @travisdonaldstanley6420
    @travisdonaldstanley6420 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I always thought Suzan was great wife potential.
    Loyal.
    Very Loyal.
    She would have made me a happy pappy.

  • @OscarMartinez-fu6jn
    @OscarMartinez-fu6jn Před rokem +6

    I just watched this episode for the first time 2 weeks ago and was dying every second of his downfall

  • @bryanperez7408
    @bryanperez7408 Před 4 měsíci

    2:40😂

  • @NoellaScott
    @NoellaScott Před rokem +4

    So many episodes would have been undone by cell phones lol

  • @benjamintribe4652
    @benjamintribe4652 Před rokem +4

    Based on the ending I take it George never got Elaine's message but in any event Elaine is a true friend to cover George's antics!!👊😆😂🤣💯

  • @Nick-NY
    @Nick-NY Před rokem +5

    I just watched this one last night.

  • @wryandwatchful
    @wryandwatchful Před 3 měsíci +1

    At least she wasn’t dating Bob Sacamano.

  • @HankAaronJoseph19
    @HankAaronJoseph19 Před rokem +2

    I notice you threw stocky in there

  • @jockejocke1
    @jockejocke1 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Julia was at her finest here imo

  • @lagarde2011
    @lagarde2011 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I miss barn jackets.

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar Před rokem +2

    Ma-newer!

  • @irighterotica
    @irighterotica Před rokem +2

    Susan saw right through him.

  • @smithmeister
    @smithmeister Před 3 měsíci

    Someone needs to write a meta fanfic in which Art Vandelay hooks up with Regina Phalange.

  • @elizabradley4797
    @elizabradley4797 Před rokem

    Matches 👊

  • @Thegame1132
    @Thegame1132 Před 2 měsíci

    I’m watching this episode right now march 20 2024 at 6:54 pm

  • @joelluongo7419
    @joelluongo7419 Před rokem +4

    How they conspire to deceive Susan is hilarious! The exporting/importing vs importing/exporting and how they get the scheme mixed up.

  • @akylrysgal6242
    @akylrysgal6242 Před 6 měsíci +1

    It’s much better to try date Marisa Tomei, than be with someone like Susan

  • @iloveprowrestling
    @iloveprowrestling Před rokem +21

    I get what George was trying to do. He was pre-ordering Aunt May!

  • @gabrielcanejo187
    @gabrielcanejo187 Před rokem +1

    I JUST Watched the video of Jerry staking out the lawfirm, the Birthplace of Art Vanderley! Now his Legend goes on

  • @niltonb.1610
    @niltonb.1610 Před rokem +2

    It's not a lie, if you believe it. So, George shouldn't tell Marisa his personal status, you know? After all would be a loooooong road till the point Marisa would become a real option. Damn fool!