Stand up Comedy - Thank God I'm Colorblind by Alyaan Shaikh
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- čas přidán 13. 01. 2022
- Ye stand up comedy video bohot special hai, please end tak dekhna bass ek message dene ki koshish hai via stand-up. Had to write this set in a span of 2 days before the show and I can't thank my comic friends enough who helped me with it. Please do watch the whole stand up video, maze karo and acha laga toh share karo yaar. Please subscribe and follow me on Instagram, thank you!
Stand Up Comedy | Thank God I'm Colorblind.
Instagram Link:
/ alyaan.yaar
Color Correction & Color Grading by Gargi Borah
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Audio mixed and mastered by Arikesh Gauba
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Venue Courtesy: The Habitat Khar
Special thanks to Balraj (Habitat), Sagar Punjabi, Rahul Chauhan, Yash Rathi, Anish Goregaonkar. - Komedie
Video acha laga toh please follow on insta for live show updates :)
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YOU SHOWED STARS AROUND PEOPLE BY TELING THAT YOU CAN SEE TRUE COLORS OF PEOPLE AND THAT YOU CANT SEE DIFFERENEC BETWEEN ORANGE AND GREEN
Thanks God I m colour blind
Loved it
Bro #weareindians not orange or green we all are brothers Man.....Thanks for last message 🥰🥰
Likha to bohot khoob hai....ab bas drama society join karke facial expressions par kaam karo!
I am not colourblind and hence i can say with assurity that there are no red flags in this video ❤️
Yes yash, i agree with you
@@YashRathi9 Yes Yash 💯
@@YashRathi9 yes Yash 😂😂
last main tune emotional ker diya bhai tune 👍👍👍
my brother asked a very good quashtion
I am a doctor. My batchmate was colour blind. But we made him learn the Ishihara chart ( used for detecting colour blindness ) . No one could find out. He is a super specialist in Hongkong
Well-
Never heard of that ;-;
Sir do teach us 😂we might get into govt jobs …
@@krishnadesai2147 bhai wo ishihara booklet aata hai 38 figures waala, almost har jagah wahi use hota hai, wo ratta maarle😆
Cheating karwa di!
Hope the person isn't a heart or orger type surgeon though
Ooo sir 😃👍
He is little bit nervous but bro you nailed it... from starting to end...and that last line Thanks God I'm Colorblind 👌
Thank you so much ❣️
Please keep sharing 🙌
10:25
This part hit hard bro. The whole video was hilarious and in the end you earned the respects of everyone watching the video.
Thank you so much❣️
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I didn't get it
@@flipclip3126 in India, somehow ek taboo jaisa bangaya hain ki Orange/Saffron means extremist Hindu and Dark Green means Extremist Muslim. If you see the news, you'll see inn do particular communities mein bohout distance agaya hain, bohut division hone lage hain.
So he said he is pleased that he is colorblind, at least he cannot see the division/detachment or being apart from each other.
@@annishaackerman2067 ohhhh that's what that means
Go to kashmir then say this 🤡🤡
Chuslam
The whole video was awesome and literally in last line you gained my respect. Hats off to you bro✌️✌️
Thank you so much🙌❤️
@@alyaan_comic bhai tune thumbnail bhi colours me bnaya 😂😂😂😂😂😂 katiye gajab
@JARVIS still its an perfect thumbnail which so relatable to video
Not to mention his shirt 🌚🌝
@@alyaan_comic i wish your ex will see this 🤣🤣🤣
This is how an artist can entertain and educate people at the same time. Keep going brother. Best wishes
Thank you so much ❣️
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"India me orange or green me itna farq bna ke rkha h ke lgta h accha h mujhe colour nhi dikhta" these lines hits really hard 💜❤️🩹
Thank you so much ❣️
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Please tell me iska matab kya he?
@@c9haripriyadey179 hindus - orange
Muslims - Green. Referring to the temples and mosque, thus the religion divide in India.
@@c9haripriyadey179
religious differences and hidden hatred ko barhawa deke, isko as an opportunity misuse kar k, encash kar k jo political party rulling party bani hai Indian government me, unlogo ne saffron and green do rango ko do alag religion ka symbol bhi bana dala hai.
Here the speaker metaphorically said that he is happy to be unable to see the difference between two colors (that's two religion)
You gained my respect by the last two lines that was heart touching.i laughed a lot also realising the irony in those jokes. You're gonna be a great comedian soon! ❤️
Thank you so much ❣️
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It's great to see such a young lad doing a great comedy
Thank youu🙌❤️
I can relate, me being a colour blind. If someone comes to know, they are like what's this colour, and what's that?
Sometimes when I get the colour right, they are like tu jhooth bool raha hai.
For months together, i don't feel anything different. Everything I see is normal to me.
*I don't see things in white and black,* i do see colours. Just a little different from others.
Dukh baat lenge bhai koi na
ONE OF THE BEST SETS EVER.. HATS OFF
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
That orange and green colour line just gave me goosebumps 🔥🔥
Can u please explain that line to me
Thank you so much ❣️
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@@lakshgupta1910 Orange Hindu, Green Muslim, he doesn't differentiate Hindu Muslim
@@SupremeLeaderSahil hmm got it 2 months before frm someone else's comments...thnx btw :)
He was lil nervous all the way performing but still anyhow he managed to perform and that's the best part❤️🙏
Trying my best🥲
Those last lines are so heart touching ❤️...I literally felt that every possible sense of these 2 lines... awesome video 🔥
Whole video is just amazing 😍
Thank you so much ❤️❤️❤️
@@alyaan_comic My pleasure...that u replied ❤️
what do they mean? i could not understand
10:35 such a deep message.......really hats off to you 👏
The last lines touched my heart and i am sure it has touched every true indian's heart
Thank you so much ❣️
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That's where the perfection exist..hats off brother ❣️
Thank you so much 🙌
This guy is going to be a super hit comedian one day FOR SURE..
By the way I really love your videos, I genuinely do ❤️
Thank you so much!!!!!!
Those last lines literally gave me goosebumps...man this was just amazing 👏
Thank you so much ❣️
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@@alyaan_comic of course I will for sure..you deserve millions of views🙌
slaying the entire double faced ppl at a single time by making them laugh...dude, take my kudos. and thank god you are colorblind, it somehow helped you to understand those real colours of the world. big heart to you. stay safe.
Very well concluded. Hats off! What was ironic though was audience was laughing away throughout your act without realising the under irony in your jokes.Love your attitude.
'Mock both Religion'
Yeh h mentions zindagi.😎
Itna toh maine bhi nahi socha tha yaar😂❤️
God man, Alyaan. You made me laugh but also felt so bad that we failed as humans. I feel sorry for them. All the best, much love always(inserts red heart)❤
Amazing work! Really u store the heart at end. Our society need more people with thoughts like u. This vedio is a masterpiece. No flaws only great content ! 🎉 All the best for your work ahead.
Looking forward to more such great content ❤️!
Thank you so much ❣️
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"Bhai, muje Zinda rehna hai. Ratta mar ke rakha tha" 😅
Minority ke andar minority😁
Go green movement.😝
Hilarious bro. 😂🤣😝
The last lines are so touchy ❤️❤️❤️
Acha hai bhai ke tumhe fark nahi dikhta and kaash ke har ek Indian is chiz me colour-blind ho jaaye 🤞🤗💪
Hahahahah thank youu🙌❤️
Bro can you explain me the context of ' go green movement' please? I am unable to understand it.
Risky jokes managed well, and the overall set was really well performed!
Thank you so much ❣️
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This is my first time watching your content and I love it.😂😂😂🔥
Thank you so much ❣️
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Gosh...he was sooo nervous
But he was sooo coooollll
Loved it soo much
I can't appreciate it in a context of a comedy. But this standup has a lot of different aspects. Like some new facts, some deep lines and a pinch of humor. This is my first video of Alyaan Shaikh. You nailed it bro.
Thank you so much
It really means a lot 🙌❤️
After long time I enjoyed watching comedy that also so pure and yet on point. All the best for the future you will do great. Love from Pakistan 💚
This really means a lot🥲
Thank you so much🙌❤️
I'm in love with this guy already..❤❤.
Though he was nervous but dude is he aware of the fact that he..FREAKING ACED IT!!
Thank you so much❣️
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I am ColourBlind and those incidences are relatable af!
"Chal bta ye konsa colour hai"
*high five* :')
This was seriously epic !!! Those last lines are heart touching. I know you're gonna reach very high. Hats off to you sir.
Thank you so much ❣️
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Most difficult part for all comedians is to laugh on your own.. and you did it, you are on the TOP…
Thank you so much❤️❤️❤️
*Self Deprecating Humour*
To give a strong impactful message so playfully. That's an art my friend. You nailed it.
Thank you so much❣️
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This was just not a video!!
It's a masterpiece!!💖
Thank you so much ❣️
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Like button pe Tapli maar di 👽✅ (This is a Green tick btw)
😂😂😂🙌❤️
Excellent message at the end man ... amazing set 🔥
Thank you so much🙌
Saw you for the first time today ,
Ab lgta h 19 ki umar m shayad kuch or kr lete toh shayad aaj hm b khush hote 😂
Loved the whole standup a lot , you gained a Fan👌
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this deserves to hit a million views not even kidding- he potrayed this so well istg
the ending was superb the line where he goes "acha h mujhe green aur ourange m faraq nahi dikhta" touched hearts dil hi jeet liya yaar 💛
Alyaan ......
Your smile makes me smile..
You have remarkable sence of humour
You set a great example for everyone
Love you
Meet u soon inshallah
And this 3.6 K subscribers mark soon in 3.6 M
This is so sweet thank you so much🙌❤️
🙌🙌🙌
So glad to have come across this set.. Superb, bro. Keep it up.
Thank you so much🙌❤️
Dude you're too good, The whole video was awesome and your facial expressions are really good, your last line just made me shook, I was like: Bhai khel gya♥️ respect ×100
Hahahahaha that's so sweet yaar
Thank you so much ❣️
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what an amazing finish. you rocked it. the way you connected everything to one valid point.
enjoyed every minute of this set 🔥
And then the ending 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Thank you so much ❣️
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You make my day dude your writing skills are amazing 🤣🤣
Thank you so much🙌❤️
The last line.. Just wow..
Young, talented and inspiring!
Keep going buddy.. You have a great future 🔮
Support from Nepal 🇳🇵
This guy is a real gem ❤️🔥🥰
Thank you so much❣️
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Now that's how you make your weakness your strength. The last lines gave me goosebumps! Much love! ❤️
Aye🥲 thank you so much❤️
Excellent story telling and punchlines 🔥
Thank youu🙌
Bro you just won my heart with the last lines😊
Rise and shine
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Your future is bright bro we all can see you ❤️❤️
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Awesome dude. Much impressive set. Glad to be able to understand the unknown side in the most humorous way. Thanks a lot for sharing this.
Thank you so much❤️
Much much love to you brother. Seeing you perform the way you did with all those going through your head is incredible. Hats off. Sky is the limit 👍
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This is one of the best stand-ups I have seen on CZcams. Keep it up bro! ❤
O M G you nailedddd it love from GREENISHHH COUNTRY ❤❤❤
The writing is so beautiful. I have heard stories of people who are colourblind and one or two stand up comedies on this subject too but this side of the take on this subject, never seen and obviously the end was speechless and is just highly commendable. Tremendous work brother.
This really means a lot🙌
Thank you so much❤️
Brother what knowledge is given in the last... Superb🔥🔥🔥🔥
Thank you so much bro
last lines has separate fanbase now !!😍😍😍
I also have colour blindness called "MODERATE DEUTAN" This type of red-green color blindness has the green cones in the eye detect too much red light and not enough green light.
Even I am partially color blind and I can totally relate with you man! This was an epic act. Loved it :)
Thank you so much ❣️
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Ironically the most colorful shirt I have seen! 😂
Yesss😂
Bro you're just awesome keep going ❤️
you used irony in a great way by wearing a colourful shirt ....hats off dude !❤
So generous... 🖤
he is so abled human being
🖤
Thank you so much ❣️
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Loved the set Alyaan… you were awesome👏🏻
Thank you so much🥲❤️❤️❤️
Loved ur video bro.....I'm experiencing the same things in my life still I'm an architect... respect u a lot for making me laugh at my own experiences... 👏👏👏👏👏
High five bro, thanks a lot ❣️
Woah!!!...this was a wholesome video 🎉😍..all the best to you.. you have lots of potential!!!!
That last line stole the show ❤
Thank you so much ❣️
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not every time you get hit by some lines ! those last ones just took my heart Keep it up :)
Thank you so SO much🥲❤️
Damn 🔥You killed it Alyaan❤️❤️❤️Loved it❤️
Laughed for an hour on this stand up, keep it up Alyaan ❤️
Really liked ur msg.. Feeling blissed..and wanna say India k flag me dono hi color hai 🇮🇳with a white (peace)in between which symbolises a lot❤️
Thank you so much ❣️
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wow... the last line... you have killed it man
Thank youuu 🙌❤️
Smart set man. Loved it 👍
Salute Bro. U just touched my Soul
I rarely make enough efforts to comment on CZcams, but the wonderful way you've closed your act, must be appreciated. 👏👏👏 keep it up. Love n Peace.
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Good to see so many upcoming comedians who display such great passion for what they actually do. The entire story was absolutely fantastic, and in the end, it had a great message as well which is needed for our society (Mujhe saffron and green mein farak nahi dikhta was the best line ).Respect you brother, keep up with the good work and absolutely loved this video. Would love to come to one of your live shows :) Stay Blessed and happy ✌
Yaar ye kitna sweet comment hai,
Thank you so much bro ❤️❤️❤️
Biro😂....it was great show to watch...I laughed throughout it...the last segment was the best part.... first time watching it...and it's really amazing😂😂😂...
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10:25 the real part starts ❤️❤️❤️ iss video ne dill Jeet liya ❤️❤️❤️
The reason is subscribed him ❤️❤️❤️
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When you gain all respect by speaking truth in funny way 👍❤️
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Last line 💥
You earned my respect bro✌️🖤
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Aa..kya hi bole yaar..😂
The whole video was amazing and the last part it just won my heart 🥺❤️
Ohh man i have goosebumps after the last lines...awesome vdo❤❤🤧
Transition form Standup to TED talk was amazing 🎉
😂❤️
such a great message in the end 👏👏..BTW I am also partial color blind and this video made me not to regret this anymore...😊😌
*high five*
Thank you so much ❣️
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Loved it brother... you're way more perfect than most of these shallow people...More power to you ❤️❤️❤️
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Perfect example of value after fun 🛐❤
I really liked this, laughed on so many instances😍 hope to see you live someday🥰
Thank you so much🙌❤️
That last line you concluded with touched my heart ❤️ all the very best for your future brother
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I am absolutely amazed !!
Your satires " bhai ! Mene raata maar rakha hai zinda rhna mere ko 😂😂
Your heart warming lines i can't see difference between orange and green!!!
I got the goosebumps when you said " i have seen true colours of people " ❤️.
Man! Harsh experiences shape your personality never forget this!
The entire stand-up was full of emotions
One of my classmates was colour blind , we were crossing the roads and she suddenly said i can't see difference between red and amber!!! That's how we came to know about her Colour blindness
We made her memorise the entire colour chart which is especially designed for colour blind people and till now nobody knows about her Colour blindness .
It's a request ,if anyone sees any special child around them pls don't make fun of them! Nor they need your sympathy
They are more capable then us!
One of the best ever standup I’ve seen Alyaan 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Oh my god 🔥🔥🔥🔥 such great comedy with a such a great ending...hats off to you ❣️
Thank you so much ❣️
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Finally found a man who's going to be famous in future!
Luv you man❤
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Dudeee you're amazing 😍 it takes a lot of effort to speak up about one's insecurites and you have such an awesome perspective of life. Your content is so good. Wish to see more of you ❤️
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No doubt...this video is going to boost your carrier to next level 🌟best of luck for your journey ❣️
Thank you so much🙌💗
Share wagerah kardo :')
U Have My Respect Brother; For the last part🖤
Thank youu🙌
Nailed it and miles to go
I must say "WELL DONE IS BETTER THAN WELL SAID" = You have done as said. Eagerly waiting to see the next. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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By far the best comedy I've seen . Lots love
" India me orange green me itna fark bnakr rkha h
Ki kabhi kabhi lgta h ki acha h muhe fark nahi dikhta "
Dil se keh rhi hu jokes apni jagah ache the pr
Ye line best lgi mujhe