ugotaphonenumber I tried sentence mixing, from my first smexual in 2018, but I tried my best. At least the significant vibrato looks weird enough... I hope my next one will be better than all of yours. No offense, but I love it.
*seeman laughter and hasta groan* i'm drunk *long burp* *groan* dammit *walkie talkie ring* uh hello? Yes! is this sergeant soldier? No, this is sergeant hastagazpacho what is it now? Merasmus killed scout! have you seen Merasmus? *Merasmus destroying Scout* No, i have not seen merasmus. I have come. Help Merasmus is here get away-*Merasmus kills medic* you will not be missed*Seeman laughter* *engie horn* what? oh look it's officer engie. Hwai. ENGINEER! yeah? you're so bloody sexy. yeah.
That's the spEEEEEEEErit! *Drinking* WuuW! I'm drunk on the battlefield *BUURP* HahahahahaH -Repeat after me: This is my rifle, there are many like it but THIS ONE IS MINE! -Tis's me bottle o' scrumpy! THERE are MANY like IT but this one is MINE! SEE?! -For fAAAc's sake: This is my rAAAAAAAifl-- What's that? *Gangster Spy in what sounds like a Vespa* hah ah ah ah ah AH! *Crashes with police car* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG!
ENGINEER! Shut up! *police radio on* Come in! What's a matter officer heavy? Is tea time! Negatory! We do not have time! NOOOW! No! Awwww, it is sad day... Bye! Wait! *ogh* Gangster spy is robbing bank! HELP ME! Ok, bye! *police radio off* Seeman! *urgh* Yes? Lets kick some gay ass! *WUUUUUY!* *Trying to start the car* Come on! *Aghhhh* FUUUUCK! Seargent! Yes?! Can we go get icecream? LET'S DO IT! *Seargent rage* YOU ARE THE WORST POLICE OFFICERS! Agh, nooo... Let's get drunk, Seeman!
"Heavy is pimp..."
We already know this is legendary.
9 months later, this still reigns as the favorite Smexual video amongst me and my friends. Bravo, bravo
Nearly 9 years later, we both feel the same way
I mix the voices in sony vegas and audacity
ugotaphonenumber I tried sentence mixing, from my first smexual in 2018, but I tried my best. At least the significant vibrato looks weird enough... I hope my next one will be better than all of yours. No offense, but I love it.
I want ugotaphomenumber to direct a buddy cop movie.
I love "God damn it Seeman, stop the car!" the best.
I cannot promise anything soon, friendo, but I think I'll mark this classic for later.
@Angelo Mitchell Who, Payton or i
@Angelo Mitchell Alright men, He is a god of SFM
Seeman: Engineer!
Engie: Yeh?
Seeman: You're so bloody Secksee
Engie: Yeh!
THIS IS THE POLICE. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED ATLEAST FROM THIS SIDE.
GODDAMNIT SEEMAN STOP THE CAR
SEE
I adore the Full Metal Jacket reference.
Whole thing is sweet.
Yeah the part where you find out that Heavy was abused as a child didn't make me cry in this one as much as the book made me.
this is a masterpiece
YARGH. HELORGH!
Sergeant Hastagapacho, you have dishonoured this entire unit!
Well this would look cool animated :D
gangster spy robed bank on a scooter. ha.
The GMod version would be... MAGNIFICENT
We demand you or someone else turn this into a Gmod video!
ugotaphonenumber, I love your videos so much :3 Thx for making me laughing everytime you upload something :D
SEE ?! Criminal !
SEE ?! Criminal !
SEE ?! Criminal !
...
Seeman we need you at the POlice !
I'd watch this over Cops any day of the week.
Good Full metal jacket reference!
why aren't there any cop shows like this?!
One of my favorites!
I fell into burning ring of fire!
Demoman: Engineer
Engineer: Yeah
Demoman: You're So Bloody Sexy
Enginner: Yeah
Demoman: Engineer
Soldier: SHUT UP
Seeman: engineer, your so bloodily secksee.Engineer: yeah!
LOL A GEARS OF WAR JUGMENT REFRENCE AT THE END
*seeman laughter and hasta groan* i'm drunk *long burp* *groan* dammit *walkie talkie ring* uh hello? Yes! is this sergeant soldier? No, this is sergeant hastagazpacho what is it now? Merasmus killed scout! have you seen Merasmus? *Merasmus destroying Scout* No, i have not seen merasmus. I have come. Help Merasmus is here get away-*Merasmus kills medic* you will not be missed*Seeman laughter* *engie horn* what? oh look it's officer engie. Hwai. ENGINEER! yeah? you're so bloody sexy. yeah.
Oh good, you re-uploaded it. now i can make a video for it later.
OMG I WATCHED THAT ASWELL...
Hey, he forgot Spy and Sniper's heads.
Yeh that seems about piss.
you should make another thing using the police
robbing a bank with a scooter now thats gangsta
Now we need someone to animate that comment.
goddamnit seeman!
"doesn't fit the tf2 sexual fad"
There couldn't have been a bigger lie.
How do you make this stuff? You are soo hilarious! Do you just get audio files or do you use a program?
SARGENT? CAN WEH GO GET ICE-CREAM
AAAAAI DAAAAAN'T KNAAAAAAAAH
GANGSTER SPY IS ROBBING BANK!
Give him a darn break, Seeman was a new guy, he cant know all the rules just yet!
Yeah, it had little to nothing about the movie. But, there's a sequel coming out to the book.
Pimp heavy looks like boss c:
That's the spIRRRRRRit
i hope for a SEEquel
This is my rifle, there are many like it but this one is mine.
Full metal jacket c:
I love Pimp-kum pie.
c:
I DAAAN'T KNAAAAAAA.
2:43 SPY WITH A FRENCH VESPA!INCOMING!
omg the police xD
Seargent_Hastapagacho is HERO!
gmod/sfm version would be funny
a shameless cash in
Sgt. Hastagaspacho.
I DOAAAANT KNOAAAAAAW
This is BEGGING to be animated.
Someone send this to CrazyscoutFIN immediately. XD
lol there was a scroll bar to see the title of the video XD
I need to know how Seeman became a policeman.
Spy at the ending :)
Is the thief.
He is actually sarge Hastagaspacho :S
I DOAAAAAHHNT NAAAAAAAW!
I want to know who thought it was a good idea to let him drive...
It's actually "Sergeant Hastagaspacho".
This is my riIIIIIIFLE
can we get some ice cream?
for the love of god someone please animate this
HEAVY EES PIN KIE PIE!!
"You're so bloody sexy!"
This based off a true story.
I think this video is very accurate about the American police: Drunk, incompetent, unwilling to help and violent.
Yes indeed....and that alone explains where America's going....straigh down. -_-
im american and can confirm
Aka drunkman's creed xDD
xD
Dat megafon ENGINEER
Uploaded on the ides of March.
AI DAWNT NAAAAAAAARGH
Seargent Hastapagacho sounds like he needs to relAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAx
He Was Drunk
this is begging to be animated
"Hastapagacho" i thought it was "Hasta Gazpacho"
This is the average day in a life of me
beech-ess!
"I have many bitches, come here bitches."
BEEE
I'm seargent hastapagacho!
What is it now?
lol
This was great but i have to say the book was way better.
OH GOD, 1337 MAKES THESE COMMENTS SO LEET
Sekcee
That's the spEEEEEEEErit! *Drinking* WuuW! I'm drunk on the battlefield *BUURP* HahahahahaH -Repeat after me: This is my rifle, there are many like it but THIS ONE IS MINE! -Tis's me bottle o' scrumpy! THERE are MANY like IT but this one is MINE! SEE?! -For fAAAc's sake: This is my rAAAAAAAifl-- What's that? *Gangster Spy in what sounds like a Vespa* hah ah ah ah ah AH! *Crashes with police car* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG!
What about the video game?
lol, no. ugotaphonenumber made the audio first.
Where is your avatar from?
wat did he say?!?1/1/!/!/1/1!?
someone do this gmod various
HEEAVY IS PIMP! COMBINE MY BITCHES!
dabess
i c
It is GAZPACHO, not pagacho.
ENGINEER! Shut up! *police radio on* Come in! What's a matter officer heavy? Is tea time! Negatory! We do not have time! NOOOW! No! Awwww, it is sad day... Bye! Wait! *ogh* Gangster spy is robbing bank! HELP ME! Ok, bye! *police radio off* Seeman! *urgh* Yes? Lets kick some gay ass! *WUUUUUY!* *Trying to start the car* Come on! *Aghhhh* FUUUUCK! Seargent! Yes?! Can we go get icecream? LET'S DO IT! *Seargent rage* YOU ARE THE WORST POLICE OFFICERS! Agh, nooo... Let's get drunk, Seeman!
Isnt Sergeant Hastagaspacho?