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  • @tsnorquist
    @tsnorquist Před 6 lety +1613

    He should have had Rick from Pawn Stars negotiate his ransom.
    Pirate: ".. We demand $20mm for this man."
    Rick: "Highest I can go is $8.75".

    • @fograw5
      @fograw5 Před 6 lety +146

      tsnorquist "its just not something that we can really resell, thanks for coming in and showing him to me though"

    • @blakek2619
      @blakek2619 Před 6 lety +122

      "you gotta keep in mind that I have to sell this as well, it might sit on the shelf for a couple years before it's gone."

    • @Anttheknee757
      @Anttheknee757 Před 6 lety +71

      We got to send him away to get fixed and clean up. Not really a market for him so it’s hard to put a price on it. If you don’t mind let me call someone to look at it.

    • @MMXX_CE
      @MMXX_CE Před 6 lety +118

      "I don't know much about somali pirates, I've got a buddy that loves somali pirates. I'll give him a call."

    • @deadfarang
      @deadfarang Před 6 lety +13

      Les Gold: What's the least you will take?

  • @infotainment999
    @infotainment999 Před 6 lety +762

    Joe "Correct Me If I'm Wrong" Rogan
    Moore: That's wrong

  • @hnstnbrg
    @hnstnbrg Před 6 lety +1352

    The pirates are probably watching this.
    Hello pirates.

  • @JPizzy6981
    @JPizzy6981 Před 5 lety +520

    I want to take a second to acknowledge Joe, and how he has really single handedly brought real meaningful news and interesting intelligent human beings to our level for our well being. He is one of few people in his position that really uses it as a platform to inform us. Thank you Joe what the fuck is up with your shoulders bitch Rogan.

    • @caspertms8543
      @caspertms8543 Před 4 lety +1

      Word.

    • @dtm_nascar
      @dtm_nascar Před 4 lety

      This is the good african trap music he was talkin bout’
      czcams.com/video/p9vBgvbkqGg/video.html

    • @MoBench25
      @MoBench25 Před 4 lety

      Agreed...

    • @iannewman20ify
      @iannewman20ify Před 4 lety +1

      I was just explaining to my Mrs how good he is it's like he's so blunt and unafraid it takes any awkwardness out of questions 👌

  • @the_best_of_times
    @the_best_of_times Před 5 lety +817

    Joe "So you were kidnapped for 2.5 years? that's awful....tell me about that narcotic..." Rogan

  • @ByronWoolley
    @ByronWoolley Před 6 lety +94

    I love that “correct me if I’m wrong” from joe quickly answered with a “yeah that’s wrong” 😂

  • @SnoopDougg
    @SnoopDougg Před 5 lety +93

    The empathy and forgiveness this man shows is really uplifting and I hope I can be half the man this guy is.

  • @ChiefsGotBeef
    @ChiefsGotBeef Před 6 lety +142

    I love how Joe doesn’t care about being ignorant about things like not knowing what a “bulwark” was or what the Seychelles are. He has no shame admitting he doesn’t know and just asks the person straight up what they are. Not easy to do if you let your ego get in the way.

    • @marekjordan1298
      @marekjordan1298 Před 6 lety +14

      Ben N that's actually the biggest reason I watch Joe.

    • @bertlee3470
      @bertlee3470 Před 6 lety +4

      He had no choice to admit it there. He didnt do his homework

    • @vinevienevo
      @vinevienevo Před 6 lety +4

      Bert Bert derp derp

    • @fograw5
      @fograw5 Před 6 lety +13

      Ben N definitely a sign of intelligence as well. ive seen neil degrasse tyson do it many times as well

    • @stevex8409
      @stevex8409 Před 5 lety +6

      Spot on. There's nothing wrong with asking questions if you don't know something.

  • @FantasyCouch
    @FantasyCouch Před 5 lety +344

    The moment when your kidnapper sends you a friend request on facebook 👤

  • @JandocTV
    @JandocTV Před 6 lety +301

    Hell of an episode. Listened to it closely.
    Wth is with the 500 thumbs down? Must be Somali pirates on smart phones haha

    • @Indiana_Jonez1823
      @Indiana_Jonez1823 Před 4 lety +10

      jandoc3015 I asked myself the same thing even though it’s over 700+ thumbs down now!! This was amazing content only an idiot would thumbs down this conversation!!

    • @shanesams6283
      @shanesams6283 Před 4 lety +1

      @YeahWhatOoh yep even though they couldnt be paid any amount of money to stay in Somali lol

    • @memesarentfunny2248
      @memesarentfunny2248 Před 4 lety +7

      people dislike for any number of reasons, most of them perfectly legitimate and defendable, it just doesn't pay to guess and wonder unless youre the channel owner. Personally i always leave a comment why to make it clear but to each thier own

    • @gorlitz8808
      @gorlitz8808 Před 4 lety

      YeahWhatOoh not this deep

    • @daithimurphy6783
      @daithimurphy6783 Před 4 lety +6

      Probably just people who hate Joe so much they dislike every podcast without watching

  • @nighttime.canoe.installer
    @nighttime.canoe.installer Před 6 lety +1723

    Schaub got lost in a Reebok store once, very similar experience. Book coming soon.

  • @JosephDelgadillo
    @JosephDelgadillo Před 6 lety +1036

    Wow! What a fantastic guest to have on. Thanks, Joe!

    • @BlockerPickleball
      @BlockerPickleball Před 6 lety +33

      Joe "-breathes heavily into mic to show understanding of the intense story-" Rogan

    • @JosephDelgadillo
      @JosephDelgadillo Před 6 lety

      hehe

    • @LOOKinsideyurSELF
      @LOOKinsideyurSELF Před 6 lety +2

      Brilliant Bill joe is so condescending and overwhelming exagerates with his sighs and expressions especially when talking about science and space.

    • @tizodd6
      @tizodd6 Před 6 lety +11

      Looky looky: Condescending? You sure you're using the right word? He just seems really interested to me.

    • @michelem7786
      @michelem7786 Před 6 lety +4

      YES, much prefer this stuff to celebrity-hollywood types.

  • @user-er4xo2zl4r
    @user-er4xo2zl4r Před 6 lety +364

    Brian Redban was captured by Somali pirates. He was so annoying they sent him back to sea in a couple of hours

    • @dr.binjohnson7776
      @dr.binjohnson7776 Před 6 lety +19

      piss on me, beat me l, I'm home here meow

    • @igallagher4
      @igallagher4 Před 6 lety +9

      "Huh huh.... So are you guys like butt pirates? Huh huh huh“

    • @kemdawggie
      @kemdawggie Před 6 lety

      Bobby Lee watched while I got ballz deep in Khalyla's guts boyeee REEEEEE

    • @joech1065
      @joech1065 Před 6 lety +2

      Tiger Belly You are not real. Life is a fantasy.

    • @Niekomojo
      @Niekomojo Před 6 lety

      Nosotros popaya this cocksucka!

  • @ulalaFrugilega
    @ulalaFrugilega Před 6 lety +34

    I started listening to Joe no matter what guest he has … it always turns out interesting, he's such a great guy to talk to.
    But this is a whole new level of fascinating! Thanks so much for enlarging the likeable, graspable world by leaps and bounds!

  • @minimalist_monk
    @minimalist_monk Před 6 lety +1246

    Joe secretly wants to try caht.

    • @nickn5065
      @nickn5065 Před 6 lety +36

      Hell yeah. Khat sounds bomb

    • @John-mf6ky
      @John-mf6ky Před 6 lety +17

      Same tbh lol. I've heard in some cities in the US you can find it in Somali communities.

    • @goldbluetears
      @goldbluetears Před 6 lety +23

      Its not that special.The high is like strong coffe with a little weed. But when I took it i gave a girl her first orgasm in her life.LOL
      Just ask any ethiopeans or somalis they know where to get some...

    • @piob9801
      @piob9801 Před 6 lety +1

      Dude, I want to try the stuff myself.

    • @CE-vd2px
      @CE-vd2px Před 6 lety +11

      @@John-mf6ky where the hell do you find somalian communities?

  • @gabrielmckee1093
    @gabrielmckee1093 Před 6 lety +43

    This is such an amazing episode. Surely a once in a lifetime conversation, and a wonderful insight into the nightmare that was this mans life for 2 years.

    • @KingJRE
      @KingJRE Před 5 lety

      Couldn't have worded it better.

  • @crucifixgym
    @crucifixgym Před 6 lety +156

    Awesome podcast to get prepared for my trip to Somalia.

    • @JoeMama-yd1ve
      @JoeMama-yd1ve Před 6 lety +30

      Hope you like spaghetti!

    • @sacequeensny5311
      @sacequeensny5311 Před 6 lety +5

      Being held captive with a lil Wieght loss ,staff infection's ,broken glasses/wrists, sleeping under a mosquito net ,being held for ransom and some kind of Infection in your lungs(you know something not right in there)

    • @joevoidscythe4491
      @joevoidscythe4491 Před 6 lety +2

      Some one in another thread was saying the only reason people would go their is for child molestation .. Is that true?

    • @hfvales
      @hfvales Před 5 lety +3

      SACE TV QUEENS N.Y. Dayum, that sounds well similar to my last trip to Brooklyn.

    • @passthebutter6037
      @passthebutter6037 Před 5 lety

      Thraxton Stirling good luck to you buddy 👀

  • @jayjorgensen2024
    @jayjorgensen2024 Před 6 lety +41

    For some reason, I see it in Joe's eyes, I wanna picture he's thinking of Captain Sparrow every time he repeats pirate.

  • @bennyg2086
    @bennyg2086 Před 4 lety +20

    Only about 27 mins in watching it for the second time, I notice he pushes through the story and the facts, but is also so evidently scarred by it. Obviously it is expected, but it really makes you appreciate how brave he was to share this. His whole body language changes at times because of the memories, but he pushes through. Respect.

    • @Lucyorangejuicy
      @Lucyorangejuicy Před 3 lety

      The issue is JR and his weak ass conversation and interview skills. If he just stopped neurotically trying to control this particular interaction we would be able to enjoy some kind of natural flow of narrative. Anyways, not hating on Joe, just upsetting to see time and time again some guest not being able to freely share and reduced by Joe's weird ADHD...

  • @tokinscottishguy9742
    @tokinscottishguy9742 Před 6 lety +301

    ep 1150.. get the pirates on, lets hear their side.. we will pay the ransom...... dont worry

    • @TA-wk2ds
      @TA-wk2ds Před 4 lety +5

      Tokin Scottish Guy I seriously would watch the fuck out of that. I know joe wants to try some khat

  • @Z77__0
    @Z77__0 Před 6 lety +172

    This story is just insane. Glad he got back home and living his life normally.

    • @ayobwizzy7540
      @ayobwizzy7540 Před 6 lety +3

      fozzilla123 damn I sense some insecurity problems here, is that from your mom not loving you, or from your father trying to abort you with a clotheshanger. Stick to playing FIFA not talking shit to people on the internet for no reason dumb fuck.

    • @fozzilla123
      @fozzilla123 Před 6 lety

      Yung Cauli. Your prophet was a child raping, illiterate warlord who killed women poets for criticising him for being a liar.
      This is your most holy man.
      Your attack is the banal rhetoric of a witless wimp. You have nothing in your locker but the childish conjecture of the ordinary.

    • @ayobwizzy7540
      @ayobwizzy7540 Před 6 lety

      Zaafir Salam also you keep doing you man just ignore the dumb fuck faces that the world has like Mr Fuckzilla here.

    • @lizzytheepiclizardgibb9571
      @lizzytheepiclizardgibb9571 Před 6 lety +1

      Yung Cauli Indeed. Disappointing we had to find him on such a great podcast.

  • @Elad6k
    @Elad6k Před 6 lety +155

    Oh wow, Now that's a story.
    This guy is incredible.

    • @user-nj2et1wd1m
      @user-nj2et1wd1m Před 6 lety

      Eh

    • @ShowNoRemorse85
      @ShowNoRemorse85 Před 6 lety +1

      Starscraper Joes mind was blown , u can tell in sequences. Hes hella knowledgeable, so if hes fucking mind blown u know its deep

    • @ltrzepalko
      @ltrzepalko Před 6 lety +1

      Joe's overall well spirited and honest, but making him an authority on anything but mixed martial arts is a long stretch, and I have been following him for more than ten years (early JRE - him, Eddy Bravo, Joey Diaz chillin on a sofa; I loved all Duncan Trusell episodes). The story of this episode is beoynd the depths of any of us. Let's agree on that.

    • @stupidgaybearname3695
      @stupidgaybearname3695 Před 6 lety +5

      I don't get why people always pile these unwarranted expectations on Joe. He frequently clainms to be a dumb ass, but he is learning an amazing amount pretty much every episode. The huge majority of people in the world will go their entire lives without a single 3 hour conversation on a topic they are unfamiliar with, all the while asking questions and increasing their scope of experience.
      The mix of guests he has is second to none and I am sure he doesn't have the desire to master anything he hasn't already started to become proficient in. Look at his reaction to things he discovers that truly intrigue him: martial arts, podcasts, comedy, hunting etc. He also continues to add to these even in his 50's. People who knock Joe like that are pure salty that they will never have his drive, competence or come anywhere close to his level of success in multiple arenas.
      'Nuff said. Great episode, did they mention an audiobook? I don't recall, will have to check audible, this would be great hiking material to get lost in with the headphones.

    • @gladiatorsrage99
      @gladiatorsrage99 Před 6 lety

      Naim Wiveld great comment.

  • @mikethompson5966
    @mikethompson5966 Před 5 lety +155

    *joe 'did you get an x-ray just so you can see how weird it looks?' rogan*

    • @Gargoyle_911nn
      @Gargoyle_911nn Před 4 lety +5

      Mike thompson that’s a pretty genuine question tbh, the same thought was going through my head as he was asking the question

  • @darkblack7352
    @darkblack7352 Před 6 lety +30

    It's truly hard to fully comprehend the idea of what Michael went through while being held hostage.

  • @ZombieRommel
    @ZombieRommel Před 6 lety +329

    As I was watching this episode, I couldn't help but think that Joe would be a juicy target for a pirate. He's worth millions of dollars, famous, and beloved.
    But as I thought about it more, I realized Joe would be the absolute WORST person to kidnap. Think about it.
    Dana White would fund the money for a rescue operation because piracy is FUCKING ILLEGAL.
    Eddie Bravo would fly a jet to Joe's location and spray it down with chem trails to weaken Joe's captors.
    Joe's immaculate gut health thanks to ONNIT ™ brand probiotics would allow him to endure the chemtrail spray unscathed.
    Putting Joe alone in a hot prison cell would just enable him a distraction-free environment to do hot yoga 24/7, making him even stronger over time.
    Bill Burr would be able to fly the rescue team in with his helicopter.
    Brian Redban would supply everyone with Rhino 2 boner pills to keep them awake and on alert through the long travel in Bill Burr's helicopter.
    Young Jamie would use his illegally-obtained Huawei phone to hack the GPS location of Joe and his captors.
    Brendan Schaub would be the first one out of the helicopter, smashing everyone in his path with straight rights while screaming "GADOOSH!"
    Eddie, fresh from his spray session, would be flying-triangling every Somali in his path.
    Tim Kennedy would be perched inside the helicopter, miles away, sniping strategically.
    Cam Hanes would take a more stealthy approach, skulking around the perimeter with his bow before the main crew arrived, picking off guards one by one.
    Joey Diaz would hop off the chopper high on edibles, Tommy Gun in hand, yelling, "COME GET SOME, COCKSUCKAS!"
    And finally, once they freed Joe, Joe would give the main guard a THUNDEROUS spinning back kick to the chest that sends him flying off the edge of the flat earth.
    GSP would come galloping in on a T-Rex and have Joe get on the back for an epic prehistoric escort back to the chopper.
    Once Joe was back at his studio HQ, Yoel Romero would give him a stool and a Cuban cigar to help him recover and Bryan Callen would serve Joe cheese and wine, before they all feasted on wild buffalo cooked on Joe's pellet grill.
    Moral of the story? Don't fuck with Joe "Pull that sucker up to your mouth" Rogan, or you will regret it.

    • @iwanglover8852
      @iwanglover8852 Před 4 lety +51

      This is the most underatted comment I've ever seen in my entire life

    • @chill_fridge
      @chill_fridge Před 4 lety +23

      ZombieRommel
      someone animate this shit now!

    • @CruelQuertos
      @CruelQuertos Před 4 lety +6

      That's a long comment

    • @Poxymonkeypox
      @Poxymonkeypox Před 4 lety +5

      @@chill_fridge man's right, this would be an epic animation

    • @xavi5669
      @xavi5669 Před 4 lety +7

      this needs way more likes

  • @CKmagix
    @CKmagix Před 6 lety +547

    How erect was joe when he heard “no vegetarian diet”?

    • @TheExquisiteRoofer
      @TheExquisiteRoofer Před 6 lety +108

      Chris Klein he literally had to make him say “animal protein” out loud to blow his load

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 Před 6 lety +2

      He was actually annoyed tho. Vegan diets for babies for example = starvation=ded babies

    • @solarpoweredfarm8813
      @solarpoweredfarm8813 Před 6 lety

      Me too

    • @ShowNoRemorse85
      @ShowNoRemorse85 Před 6 lety +2

      Elk

    • @callummcarthur199
      @callummcarthur199 Před 6 lety +44

      Chris Klein Joe wanted him to say "the doctor said to eat grass fed elk that I bow hunted myself and share to my friends and family because it helps me appreciate where my food comes from"

  • @lordsmokingmirror
    @lordsmokingmirror Před 6 lety +62

    * walks into comment section * I'm the captain now.

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Před 6 lety +603

    Darn. I was running power tools during this podcast, so I only heard bits and pieces. So, this guy is a wine sommelier that played two years for the Pirates?

  • @mamadaw
    @mamadaw Před 6 lety +67

    i;m from somalia , this is interesting story , sorry about what happened you.

    • @Kier4n99
      @Kier4n99 Před 5 lety +24

      @@joeb.3931 Woah dude, that's a shit tonne of assumptions bahaha

    • @jon1039
      @jon1039 Před 5 lety +10

      @@joeb.3931 I wish you could be deported

    • @KM-zw9qb
      @KM-zw9qb Před 5 lety +7

      @@joeb.3931 you're a sociopath dude. screwed up

    • @oddone1325
      @oddone1325 Před 5 lety +2

      Fuck somalia

    • @rradiohead
      @rradiohead Před 4 lety +5

      Joe B. ok boomer

  • @faithresigns
    @faithresigns Před 6 lety +33

    "Correct me if I'm wrong" - "You're wrong"

  • @lizzytheepiclizardgibb9571
    @lizzytheepiclizardgibb9571 Před 6 lety +102

    God you can literally hear the trauma in the guy’s voice. This puts my current life in perspective. These are worthwhile conversations we should focus on.

    • @SpontaneityJD
      @SpontaneityJD Před 6 lety +2

      No, you can hear the bullshit in his voice. Lying for this long wears on your skin.

    • @atme365
      @atme365 Před 6 lety +1

      Spontaneity ?? Elaborate?

    • @SpontaneityJD
      @SpontaneityJD Před 6 lety +2

      lmao just watch it, the man's a good actor i'll give him that

    • @ec5886
      @ec5886 Před 6 lety +2

      @@SpontaneityJD stfu

    • @SpontaneityJD
      @SpontaneityJD Před 6 lety

      em c, lmao sheep

  • @bgoumas
    @bgoumas Před 6 lety +35

    He should call his book Threat Level Midnight

  • @BillSmithOfficial
    @BillSmithOfficial Před 6 lety +307

    A little disappointed Cap'n Joe didn't start the podcast with an eye patch and a hook hand. "Hoist that up, young Jamie!"

    • @seattletyler
      @seattletyler Před 6 lety +8

      Bill Smith would've brought an ounce of entertainment to this dull fucking guest

    • @kevinyeager9023
      @kevinyeager9023 Před 6 lety +5

      I would laugh guest might be traumatized haha

    • @RichardRatner.1972
      @RichardRatner.1972 Před 6 lety +2

      Your not funny prick

    • @aardvarrock9657
      @aardvarrock9657 Před 6 lety +16

      Ty___ Charles He's not exactly an entertainer is he, and he is telling a story about how he was held captive for nearly 3 years in Somalia, not really a happy subject to talk aboit.

    • @emperorpalpatine4681
      @emperorpalpatine4681 Před 6 lety +18

      Ty___ Charles how is this dull you dumb fuck

  • @timesnewbabylonian8088
    @timesnewbabylonian8088 Před 6 lety +26

    Absolutely loved this podcast. Amazing story. Thanks to both these gentlemen.

  • @eyelovekicks
    @eyelovekicks Před 6 lety +41

    When you think your going through a hard time, think of this guy. Gees! That's a crazy story I need to read his book!

    • @bloodsuckaa
      @bloodsuckaa Před 4 lety +1

      eyelovekicks you’re ** geez**

    • @jeanzyy7955
      @jeanzyy7955 Před 4 lety +3

      @@bloodsuckaa shut up you utter bellend

    • @dtm_nascar
      @dtm_nascar Před 4 lety

      This is the good african trap music he was talkin bout’
      czcams.com/video/p9vBgvbkqGg/video.html

    • @steveharrington.3022
      @steveharrington.3022 Před 4 lety

      jeanzyy utter does not fit in that sentence whatsoever lad..

    • @4968ace
      @4968ace Před 4 lety

      It absolutely does though. Don’t be grammar police unless you’re sure you’re right lol

  • @urmomurmom3728
    @urmomurmom3728 Před 6 lety +330

    Joe "A buddy of mine was kidnapped" Rogan

  • @Designerbabybag
    @Designerbabybag Před 6 lety +369

    Joe "I think your shoulders are tense" Rogan

    • @RichardRatner.1972
      @RichardRatner.1972 Před 6 lety +3

      Ty Dick head

    • @CL-xp4ee
      @CL-xp4ee Před 6 lety +36

      When he said that I was like really Joe? Like this poor guy was held captive for 2 years.

    • @spetruzify
      @spetruzify Před 6 lety +1

      Ahaha

    • @chillyourtits9273
      @chillyourtits9273 Před 6 lety +7

      Ty yeah and I played it back and still never seen a change in the guys posture, just his voice and he touches his face

    • @VinnyVincenzoYo
      @VinnyVincenzoYo Před 6 lety +3

      xqbj qboro same thing with the Seychelles, for someone who is supposed to be a traveler who’s well read and intelligent Joe certainly isn’t the most genuine in my opinion. He can’t use the I didn’t have an alpha brain excuse either he literally didn’t know what the guy was talking about.

  • @baronvonhoughton
    @baronvonhoughton Před 6 lety +87

    Imagine the pile of Khat those pirates bought with 1.6M!

  • @solosofi2480
    @solosofi2480 Před 5 lety +53

    A friend request on FB from his kidnappers, 😂 😂 💀

    • @dtm_nascar
      @dtm_nascar Před 4 lety

      Solo Sofi This is the good african trap music he was talkin bout’
      czcams.com/video/p9vBgvbkqGg/video.html

  • @justsomedude77
    @justsomedude77 Před 6 lety +117

    Joe "I am reading your shoulders" Rogan.

  • @mitchapalooza1
    @mitchapalooza1 Před 6 lety +10

    Appreciate Michael so much for sharing his incredible story. And, I want to give a thanks to Joe for being thoughtful and compassionate. This one was another example of why we all love (and keep coming back to) JRE.

  • @richardjames5006
    @richardjames5006 Před 6 lety +78

    Good Show Joe.
    Well presented, tactile interview technique.
    Great guest with a very interesting personal experience.

    • @d1agram4
      @d1agram4 Před 6 lety +3

      Jack Torrance this guy doesn’t know what tactile means so it’s all good.

    • @CaalamusTube
      @CaalamusTube Před 6 lety

      Tactful?

    • @stupidgaybearname3695
      @stupidgaybearname3695 Před 6 lety

      Jacks off men for $$ Torrance - But he does now, and was secure enough in himself to ask and learn. How do you learn things, or did you maybe give up on that when you were 12..?

  • @5ypher
    @5ypher Před 6 lety +107

    186 Somali pirates disliked this video.

  • @COAKY
    @COAKY Před 6 lety +22

    14:02 Excellent observation. This is a technique used in therapy that can also be developed by skilled interviewers. Props to Joe.

  • @johnshmolinsky3350
    @johnshmolinsky3350 Před 6 lety +29

    "they broke my glasses" I can't see without my glasses

    • @faith_alone
      @faith_alone Před 4 lety +2

      Jinkies scoob, I can't work without my Khat

  • @CMaiers
    @CMaiers Před 5 lety +10

    Read The Desert and The Sea, absolutely amazing. Michael, you’re a true inspiration to what the human spirit is capable of. Would love to meet you some day.

  • @maximelaneville854
    @maximelaneville854 Před 6 lety +141

    Joe "Sniffs Right Into The Microphone" Rogan

    • @CosmoJoe101
      @CosmoJoe101 Před 6 lety +3

      Just as I read this comment he sniffed into the mic!

    • @maximelaneville854
      @maximelaneville854 Před 6 lety

      Thank god other people have noticed! I thought it was just me.

    • @sacequeensny5311
      @sacequeensny5311 Před 6 lety +1

      Yeah he seems to have a runny nose that never goes away cough''' (coke)cough''' that he allegedly never has tried EVER !!! LMAO

    • @John-mf6ky
      @John-mf6ky Před 6 lety

      CosmoJoe101, dude same hahah

    • @Moovment-Media
      @Moovment-Media Před 5 lety

      Maybe he is trying to smell if his breath stinks on the mic?🤷‍♂️

  • @chipdirk9278
    @chipdirk9278 Před 6 lety +322

    When he had the Ak-47 he should have said “I’m the captain now.”

  • @monkeyseemonkeydo432
    @monkeyseemonkeydo432 Před 6 lety +53

    Joe “intense frowning whilst listening to your story” rogan

    • @Sam-go3mb
      @Sam-go3mb Před 4 lety

      Joe "misses jokes that he would find hilarious because he's frowning too much to listen" Rogan

  • @mydemon
    @mydemon Před 4 lety +4

    Guest looks so stressed. He is clearly still impacted by this horrific ordeal.

  • @PrivateFearless
    @PrivateFearless Před 6 lety +189

    great episode

    • @madroon7
      @madroon7 Před 6 lety

      PrivateFearless fuck off. Go play mincraft. These are adult podcasts.

    • @madroon7
      @madroon7 Před 6 lety +1

      Robert Phillips Right... that's why I said it. Our children are the future, bro.

    • @PrivateFearless
      @PrivateFearless Před 6 lety +5

      well aren't you mad about nothing, have a good day.

    • @georgejohn6955
      @georgejohn6955 Před 6 lety

      whats REALLY wrong bud

  • @bigmike5785
    @bigmike5785 Před 6 lety +69

    The real question is, when and where did you beat off?

    • @santyc8960
      @santyc8960 Před 6 lety +15

      Did they offer you a..... hand?

    • @SirGrassyNoL
      @SirGrassyNoL Před 6 lety

      mom!

    • @poppinsmoke9180
      @poppinsmoke9180 Před 6 lety +1

      Have a pocket wank on the down low

    • @experienceprecision5406
      @experienceprecision5406 Před 6 lety +4

      He was good the Italians dropped a load of flesh lights that washed ashore👌

    • @jonsweeney4347
      @jonsweeney4347 Před 6 lety +24

      Right in front of the pirates, maintaining eye contact the whole time. Establishes dominance.

  • @bob1881
    @bob1881 Před 6 lety +7

    44:12 forgiveness
    1:10:25 meditation, creativity, and imagination

  • @PrinceCharmingNY
    @PrinceCharmingNY Před 5 lety +2

    love how he still so humble about the situation .Hope he recovers

  • @paeden5431
    @paeden5431 Před 5 lety +188

    Too short an episode especially when you get morons on this show with 3 hours air time. Great story by the way.

    • @jakekurland3568
      @jakekurland3568 Před 4 lety +21

      Agreed. Who cares about comedians or athletes? I want this. Stories like these and stuff like the conspiracies are why I come here

    • @dtm_nascar
      @dtm_nascar Před 4 lety

      This is the good african trap music he was talkin bout’
      czcams.com/video/p9vBgvbkqGg/video.html

    • @dtm_nascar
      @dtm_nascar Před 4 lety

      Jordan Moorman This is the good african trap music he was talkin bout’
      czcams.com/video/p9vBgvbkqGg/video.html

    • @yeahok1839
      @yeahok1839 Před 3 lety

      @@jakekurland3568 i think its better to listen to comedy over conspiracies. Flooding your mind with scary bullshit over laughing isnt good for mental health.

  • @ianfeigle
    @ianfeigle Před 6 lety +46

    Joe "you need animal protein" Rogan

  • @run8622
    @run8622 Před 6 lety +4

    Really Amazing Story. Felt sorry multiple times just by watching and hearing him. My heart shrinks when trying to imagine the pain this guy must have had to endure.

  • @Trepanation21
    @Trepanation21 Před 6 lety +114

    Not gonna lie, I clicked this so fast because I thought it was Michael Scott.
    *looks at camera*

    • @Leeshey1
      @Leeshey1 Před 5 lety +3

      I totally did too but still a really good podcast

    • @nglld899
      @nglld899 Před 5 lety +1

      Lmao SAME

    • @dtm_nascar
      @dtm_nascar Před 4 lety

      Trepanation21 This is the good african trap music he was talkin bout’
      czcams.com/video/p9vBgvbkqGg/video.html

  • @fiiil
    @fiiil Před 6 lety +9

    Yep, this was a brilliant episode. Super humble guy and an amazing story.

  • @DemonDappz
    @DemonDappz Před 4 lety +27

    The 1k dislikes are the pirates watching on their new smartphones

  • @A7medDoski
    @A7medDoski Před 6 lety +44

    Wow this was an amazing story !!

  • @darrenXparker
    @darrenXparker Před 6 lety +12

    $100 says Schwab will be chewing mouthfuls of Khat on the next episode of TFATK. 😆

  • @winkles2314
    @winkles2314 Před 6 lety +159

    Joe "do you ate with them" Rogan

  • @legendschippy
    @legendschippy Před 5 lety +4

    I’m a survivor of a pirate attack on a cargo ship.....uk soldier on the way to Iraq in 03 we were approached on a civilian cargo ship around the gulf or Aden, they thought it was just a cargo ship but it had 10 of us and 4 levels of equipment....we were pre warned by the captain, a skiff approached with a grappling hook, never seen guys look so scared as 10 of us pointed ready weapons over the edge of the ship at them.....crazy times.

  • @eyadbarakat8032
    @eyadbarakat8032 Před 6 lety +161

    What an extremely mild mannered dude.

  • @1594615
    @1594615 Před 6 lety +28

    Did you put him in the sensory deprivation tank and feed him elk after?

    • @OCHitters
      @OCHitters Před 6 lety +2

      Ptah Adam some MDMA therapy in Canada?

    • @bberllam
      @bberllam Před 6 lety

      Wait wait . I can get mdma from doctors :o

    • @oliveraeternus3285
      @oliveraeternus3285 Před 6 lety

      Nein. He put him in an elk and fed him deprivation.

  • @JohnSchaeferUNIVERSE
    @JohnSchaeferUNIVERSE Před 5 lety +10

    THANK YOU---THIS EPISODE REALLY LIFTED ME UP AND HELPED ME TODAY--- MUCH GRATITUDE

  • @ivanc9231
    @ivanc9231 Před 6 lety +75

    Best episode since goggins. This man needs a drink a hug and the fattest joint possible

    • @benebluesman
      @benebluesman Před 5 lety +1

      Joe had a look at the end, "I want to hug this guy." I hope he did. You know the fat joint was offered.

  • @rrn11
    @rrn11 Před 6 lety +4

    Interesting conversation. I'm glad your home, Michael.

  • @James_Mallett
    @James_Mallett Před 5 lety +29

    Somali pirates: We want 20 million
    CIA: we got a negotiator on the line hang on a sec
    Rick from pawn stars: this boys worth $12.5 and halve a pack of gum max
    Somali pirates: wat?
    Rick: I’m taking all the risk

  • @space509
    @space509 Před 6 lety +8

    Incredible. About to go buy this guys book, what a truly remarkable story.
    How on earth could somebody dislike this??

    • @vinevienevo
      @vinevienevo Před 6 lety

      King JSwag fk off

    • @space509
      @space509 Před 6 lety

      Deuki Ray why?

    • @RJTrezise1983
      @RJTrezise1983 Před 6 lety +1

      Yeah I just got the audiobook to listen to when I'm doing shit around the house

    • @romant142
      @romant142 Před 6 lety

      King JSwag people think he’s lying

    • @space509
      @space509 Před 6 lety

      Roman T lying about what? Being kidnapped?? That's a hell of a thing to accuse without any evidence

  • @joejoey9188
    @joejoey9188 Před 6 lety +7

    295 dislikes?? Some people really need to get out there and experience the world. Nothing but respect for this guy who went through what most people will thankfully never experience and can still forgive the people who captured him. There is still hope for human kind with people like him around!! 👍Respect!!

    • @kb-cx3tk
      @kb-cx3tk Před 6 lety

      Maybe the dislikes are for Joe, there was so much more detail this guy could of gone in and instead Joe makes this one of his shortest podcasts not to mention him asking the same questions over and over.

    • @grugnat653
      @grugnat653 Před 6 lety +1

      or maybe some of us are against kidnapping. It's all you sicko's who give a thumbs up to pirates kidnapping innocent ppl who need to get out and experience the world smh

    • @nadsneon2962
      @nadsneon2962 Před 6 lety

      I have my phone in my hand or pocket when on CZcams and I've accidentally disliked many videos. I take it back if I notice it.

  • @benz431
    @benz431 Před 6 lety +5

    I only watch Joe Rogans podcast for MMA talk, occasionally I watch some celebrities he brings in or comedians, and I saw this video I never do this but I just clicked the video without even knowing the guy in the thumbnail, I really don’t know why, but in my mind I was like “why not listen to the first 2 minutes of the video” and then little did I know that I would be very interested in this dudes story, because it’s sounding super good and I’m just 15 minutes in and I know it’s gonna get better.

  • @doginspace0
    @doginspace0 Před 6 lety +2

    You know what I would like to see - Joe interviewing a completely random person off the street. Basically just stand in front of your building and stop the first person to drive by and drag em in for the JRE.

  • @caspertms8543
    @caspertms8543 Před 4 lety +1

    I'm so glad we have somebody like joe to give us real interesting interviews with honest questions and answers. Also, props to mr. Michael Scott Moore having the strength to share his story with us despite that pain and discomfort of reliving those memories..... This interview should set an example for journalists on how to conduct a proper interview of any real worth.

  • @HeathenHammer123
    @HeathenHammer123 Před 6 lety +4

    what a phenomenal podcast! beyond captivating.

  • @USMCTexan
    @USMCTexan Před 6 lety +38

    You should get the Trailer Park Boys on your show, that'd be hilarious

  • @jnava121
    @jnava121 Před 6 lety +27

    Joe: did you fend them off with bow hunting?

  • @Daniel.Patrick.Walsh88
    @Daniel.Patrick.Walsh88 Před 6 lety +1

    This story gave me chills. Incredible Interview/conversation.

  • @Kittievr
    @Kittievr Před 6 lety +5

    What an insane interview this guy's amazing

  • @kunheecho280
    @kunheecho280 Před 6 lety +6

    Damn! Young Jamie with the speedy upload!

  • @Blake_.Dryden
    @Blake_.Dryden Před 6 lety +18

    Rogan has become the best host & story assessor I've ever seen. He's Larry King & Howard Stern, except evolved without any need to assert dominance or insert himself into the subject's narrative.

    • @michaelgrover3443
      @michaelgrover3443 Před 6 lety

      You must have missed #1147 Debra Soh

    • @nep808
      @nep808 Před 6 lety +1

      This podcast made me realize how good at this he is

    • @dirkdiggler5525
      @dirkdiggler5525 Před 6 lety +1

      Merkaba pump the breaks

    • @Blake_.Dryden
      @Blake_.Dryden Před 6 lety

      Dirk Diggler huhuh Dirk Diggler told me to pump

    • @CE-vd2px
      @CE-vd2px Před 6 lety

      @@michaelgrover3443 thats 1 podcast out of a 1000

  • @akihitochan
    @akihitochan Před 6 lety +144

    Joe "What's a Bulwark?" Rogan

    • @Idothinkysaurus
      @Idothinkysaurus Před 6 lety +15

      I still can't believe he didn't know what a bulwark is.

    • @WELLZY_
      @WELLZY_ Před 6 lety +24

      William Morse I hadn't heard that word either? What's the problem? Leave the guy alone, if you did 1149 podcasts at 1-4 hours long you'd say a lot more dumb shit I'm sure.

    • @Idothinkysaurus
      @Idothinkysaurus Před 6 lety +17

      Cammy 96 I can't believe you didn't know what a bulwark is.

    • @klausdiekmann7370
      @klausdiekmann7370 Před 6 lety +8

      I have never heared the word in english but it's a common expression in german. Michael Scott Moore holds german citizenship and lives in berlin so he must have mixed up the languages . Happens to me all the time concerning both english and german

    • @Idothinkysaurus
      @Idothinkysaurus Před 6 lety +4

      Some other German words are used in English as well. "Doppelganger" and "Swine" are more commonly used. At least more commonly than "Bulwark".
      Also, I can't believe you've never heard the word "Bulwark" in English.

  • @aryka922
    @aryka922 Před 6 lety +48

    Great episode. Note to self: stay away from the comment section if you want to keep hope alive for humanity. Why tf people are saying this is "fake" or "exaggerating". I'm legit curious where people come up with this narrative.

    • @tarheeltx1
      @tarheeltx1 Před 5 lety +16

      It should be, Note to self: stay the fuck out of Somalia and every other hopeless, shit hole country!

    • @joeb.3931
      @joeb.3931 Před 5 lety +4

      Ummm.... any flat earther’s out there that want to help answer Akyra’s question?

  • @spencernichini8853
    @spencernichini8853 Před 6 lety +1

    Joe this is your best interview so far. Well done. You should feel proud of this.

  • @fosheimdet
    @fosheimdet Před 5 lety +70

    The secret to not getting captured in Somalia is to get a hook arm, an eye patch with a skull on it and a parrot on your shoulder. They will think you're one of them.

    • @sweetpeashomestead3348
      @sweetpeashomestead3348 Před 5 lety +3

      How does this not have at least 100 likes

    • @rackojama
      @rackojama Před 5 lety +2

      Nah just say ur Muslim

    • @Zodiac.
      @Zodiac. Před 5 lety +1

      @@daviddewar6008 Maybe he was referring to what the majority of the people who practice the religion look like (mostly middle eastern people), and that as an American he doesn't fit that description . Instead of getting angry at a comment on CZcams for no reason how about not saying anything

    • @user-lt6lj7nc8w
      @user-lt6lj7nc8w Před 5 lety +1

      @@Zodiac. Actually that's not true either its mostly Asians lol

    • @Zodiac.
      @Zodiac. Před 5 lety +1

      @@user-lt6lj7nc8w Really? I did not know that most muslims were Asians, interesting

  • @JuvyThaKid
    @JuvyThaKid Před 6 lety +4

    This was a fascinating podcast, wish it was longer though!

  • @Juventinos
    @Juventinos Před 6 lety +37

    wait what? this guys did Pilates for 2 years? wow that's crazy.

  • @joeysmith3197
    @joeysmith3197 Před 6 lety

    One of the best JRE podcasts's ever. When Joe shows his curiosity about any subject and leaves his subject to answer his questions he's at his best. Mr Moore's views on PTSD are the most realistic I've heard from anyone.

  • @Jahu-qs2us
    @Jahu-qs2us Před 5 lety +48

    Joe "Ive got a bit in my act about being kidnapped by somali pirates" Rogan

  • @catsforhire9116
    @catsforhire9116 Před 5 lety +4

    The book was absolutely phenomenal, one of my favorites

  • @benjohnston9455
    @benjohnston9455 Před 4 lety +3

    My reaction was the same as Joe's when Micheal mentions that 1 of the kidnappers contacted him on Facebook. How the hell would you deal with that after everything you been through. Great respect for how he has recovered from this ordeal.

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 Před 4 lety

      The topic of “Stockholm syndrome” was avoided, I feel like.. but I have to imagine it existed with the guards who were more kind to him like the one who contacted him

  • @sav-
    @sav- Před 6 lety +381

    Love this episode!

    • @smexyrenskii
      @smexyrenskii Před 6 lety +2

      you dont love it anymore?

    • @JuandelaCruz001
      @JuandelaCruz001 Před 6 lety +2

      Love your smile!

    • @Chris-hw4mq
      @Chris-hw4mq Před 6 lety +4

      John Wick 4 would be a great movie from this where he has revenge on the pirates

    • @usernotfound904
      @usernotfound904 Před 6 lety +1

      Savannah Tatianna HEY! 😡 back in the kitchen!

    • @sav-
      @sav- Před 6 lety +4

      DANNO 🤔

  • @yammie1536
    @yammie1536 Před 18 dny

    Love it when people come onto this show and answer with "it's in my book"

  • @kovenmaitreya7184
    @kovenmaitreya7184 Před 4 lety +2

    When he first began speaking, I was struct by the fact that he seemed to be an unusually skilled orator. His words are flowing very well and almost poetically. Then it gets to 1:11:15 and I suddenly realize why that is. :O

  • @andrew-jv7iv
    @andrew-jv7iv Před 6 lety +3

    Nothing better ! JRE always giving great content. Thanks Joe....im speechless

  • @JoshStoker
    @JoshStoker Před 6 lety +8

    I mean, if we cant accomplish anything else, maybe we can get those dudes in the gaza surf club some more surfboards?

  • @GlinkBetweenWorlds
    @GlinkBetweenWorlds Před 6 lety +266

    I love Joe but sometimes he drops the ball a bit as an interviewer. How did his mom pay them the money? How did they meet? How did he get free? All really important and interesting questions. Guess I’ll have to read the book...

    • @ianocono
      @ianocono Před 6 lety +82

      They brought up and answered all of these questions in the episode. Mom reached out to family, friends, and magazines he had worked for. Met the day of the interview. They brought the bail down to 1.6 and he was freed after 2 years 8 months.

    • @KingstonHawke
      @KingstonHawke Před 6 lety +28

      Ian... I'm sure he means he wanted more specifics because I did as well. That could be a movie in of itself. An old lady negotiating and arranging her son's ransom, and then the actual trade. If he wasn't sitting in that chair telling the story I'd of certaintly expected the pirates to have killed him rather than returned him even after recieving the money. Just seems safer that way.

    • @hibye736
      @hibye736 Před 6 lety +5

      Glink are u deaf or something?

    • @stevieeverett6392
      @stevieeverett6392 Před 6 lety +22

      Well this guy does want to leave some information for people to have to read the book to learn. Or other topics may be triggers for him. I imagine they spoke prior to this and did a run down of what was on the table.

    • @stevieeverett6392
      @stevieeverett6392 Před 6 lety +1

      Glink By the way I enjoy your videos as well.

  • @namgoonrodriguez421
    @namgoonrodriguez421 Před 4 lety +1

    This episode was brutal.
    Been listening on the edge of my seat for the whole episode.
    Thank you so much for sharing your story.

  • @thomasmartinez6995
    @thomasmartinez6995 Před 4 lety +2

    Not the Michael Scott I was expecting but this was an amazing podcast.