Do The Numbers On Toaster Dials Mean Minutes?

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  • čas přidán 24. 08. 2024
  • tomscott.com - / tomscott - There's been a "Life Pro Tip" going around the internet lately saying that the numbers on toaster dials are actually minutes. I was so sure it was false. Oh, I was so sure. I got four toasters set to "2", and I had one take to film it all in a back room at my office. This is that one take.
    Thanks to Dan W (@iamdanw) on camera and Jonty (@jonty) on toaster-wrangling!
    UPDATE: An error pointed out by a couple of folks in the comments: modern toasters likely don't use bi-metallic strips. They either use a capacitor charged through a variable resistor, or specialised silicon. See this great Technology Connections video. • The Electromagnet in Y...
    There's now a full corrections page for this channel at www.tomscott.c...

Komentáře • 7K

  • @manub8786
    @manub8786 Před 3 lety +21478

    I gotta say those few seconds before the two minute mark were intense

  • @daenite2480
    @daenite2480 Před 4 lety +44176

    "Someone is wrong on the internet and now you can correct them."
    Office Toaster: *corrects him*

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 Před 3 lety +25471

    "Someone is wrong on the internet and now you can correct them."
    Office toaster: bold of you to assume that person isn't you

  • @Alovatololo
    @Alovatololo Před 3 lety +45092

    That office toaster has mastered comedic timing.

  • @sarahkerr7540
    @sarahkerr7540 Před 5 lety +20107

    I did not expect to be so emotionally invested in this video that I would rejoice aloud at the savagery of a timed toaster.
    Yet here we are.

  • @maruftim
    @maruftim Před 4 lety +16511

    "Tom?"
    that was the funniest "I don't want to disappoint him but I need to tell the truth" question ever

  • @umno9830
    @umno9830 Před 3 lety +17708

    Lmao I love how they were so confident that they apparently didn’t test it at all before recording

    • @shadeteermt
      @shadeteermt Před 2 lety +1839

      They didn't have the budget for another loaf of bread

    • @tedferkin
      @tedferkin Před 2 lety +618

      Also, I bet if they did repeat it, all the toasters would pop up at slightly different times... Those cheap nasty bimetallic strips are highly inaccurate.

    • @Pheatan
      @Pheatan Před 2 lety +642

      @@tedferkin if they did it again immediately afterwards then they would all pop significantly faster as the strips still have residual heat

    • @TheBrandonn
      @TheBrandonn Před 2 lety +12

      I dont really think you can test for a coincidence happening

    • @Alucard-gt1zf
      @Alucard-gt1zf Před 2 lety +133

      @@TheBrandonn????
      Yes you can
      That's why you test it again......

  • @acciaiomorti
    @acciaiomorti Před 3 lety +6044

    for some reason I have always had a part of my brain that said "the numbers are the level of toastiness", in retrospect, it would make sense to assume it was minutes

  • @typhoon-7
    @typhoon-7 Před 3 lety +36532

    One of the smartest guys on CZcams, defeated by a toaster.

  • @CarlMahnke
    @CarlMahnke Před 8 lety +26123

    That twist at the end of the video! Ingenious!

    • @KelsomaticPDX
      @KelsomaticPDX Před 8 lety +1272

      Just that moment when the cameraman goes "... Tom?" Dead.

    • @BloodyRainRang
      @BloodyRainRang Před 7 lety +730

      It's almost as if the toaster heard him and went "So I don't know what 2 minutes are?! I'll show you two minutes bish!" xD

    • @paparoachluver4eva
      @paparoachluver4eva Před 6 lety +52

      Who didn't see that coming?!

    • @IrishEagIe
      @IrishEagIe Před 5 lety +22

      Well, not ingenious. Olny coincidence.

    • @Yogsther
      @Yogsther Před 5 lety +12

      charoak well, it was most likley planned.

  • @patstaysuckafreeboss8006
    @patstaysuckafreeboss8006 Před 3 lety +9692

    This guy was right about everything but didn't account for one thing: The office toasters comedic timing

    • @HispAnakin42
      @HispAnakin42 Před 3 lety +73

      *Insert office theme*

    • @Melonbanana
      @Melonbanana Před 2 lety +5

      3.4K likes and only one reply? Let’s change that

    • @stippystips9418
      @stippystips9418 Před rokem +5

      @@Melonbanana shut

    • @Melonbanana
      @Melonbanana Před rokem +1

      @@stippystips9418 no u :(

    • @ChaossX77
      @ChaossX77 Před rokem +2

      Or that like he said maybe the higher end ones do have timers in them.

  • @HopeRock425
    @HopeRock425 Před 3 lety +318

    2:01the way the camera guy said Tom was hilarious, it was very british, concerned but also calm.

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD Před 4 lety +11368

    "We are literally waiting for toast to pop up now"

  • @j-dog7767
    @j-dog7767 Před 4 lety +6705

    Finally CZcams understands my recommended play preferences

    • @BobJason1
      @BobJason1 Před 4 lety +2

      Same

    • @TheRsg315
      @TheRsg315 Před 4 lety +19

      Not your spelling abilities though.

    • @vegasbab.y3740
      @vegasbab.y3740 Před 4 lety

      J-Dog776 new TOOOOO

    • @Leo-yv7tp
      @Leo-yv7tp Před 4 lety +7

      also CZcams : Would you like to see PRANKING MY GF (GONE WRONG)

    • @Polarthief
      @Polarthief Před 4 lety +3

      Right? I also don't watch ANYTHING like this so I don't know how or why it recommended it to me, but I'm glad it did.

  • @renskedunnewold1995
    @renskedunnewold1995 Před 3 lety +1460

    Once everything has popped but the office toaster, this video becomes really suspenseful, and it pays off beautifully. Quite the arc for a 2 minute video

  • @rmdhn1
    @rmdhn1 Před 3 lety +451

    "Because they're far too cheap to have timers in them"
    Office next door : bold of you to assume our toaster is cheap

  • @ashleymarie2749
    @ashleymarie2749 Před 4 lety +12604

    Tom: none of these toasters will pop up at exactly 2 minutes
    Office toaster: mmmm best I can do is 1:59.9

    • @Amii-dw7jd
      @Amii-dw7jd Před 4 lety +30

      😂

    • @kaike95_
      @kaike95_ Před 4 lety +123

      I like how the video length is about the same time as the timer

    • @redhotchiIIi
      @redhotchiIIi Před 4 lety +104

      kaike95 maybe because the timer starts when the video starts?

    • @GeckoGabe
      @GeckoGabe Před 4 lety +32

      kaike95 were you expecting the video to be less than 2 minutes ? ...

    • @wlan-kabel2749
      @wlan-kabel2749 Před 4 lety +48

      Office toaster: 1:59.9, take it it or leave it

  • @johncarpo4
    @johncarpo4 Před 5 lety +3988

    This has posed far more questions than it answered.

    • @samybenamar4432
      @samybenamar4432 Před 5 lety +150

      Do expensive toasters have timer or not? And what does it look like from the inside?

    • @m.vegeta5868
      @m.vegeta5868 Před 5 lety +2

      I ruined your lucky number 777

    • @cadenflynn1587
      @cadenflynn1587 Před 5 lety

      D.J. Dan legend

    • @jannik9091
      @jannik9091 Před 4 lety +3

      What kind of question u got?

    • @Taylors_Ghost
      @Taylors_Ghost Před 4 lety +4

      I need to know whether the office toaster was a coincidence or not. I need scientific testing! This sample size is too small

  • @LabradorIndependent
    @LabradorIndependent Před 3 lety +355

    From this day forth, Tom never called action on a video without several weeks of intense, well referenced research

  • @DragonPanda4
    @DragonPanda4 Před 3 lety +315

    "Tom. I think that one was 2 minutes."

  • @doktordaxter
    @doktordaxter Před 4 lety +15526

    The real mystery is why this video has subtitle options for over 20 languages

    • @Pikana
      @Pikana Před 4 lety +936

      Right? I went to turn off the English subtitles and I was stunned at how many I had to scroll through just to turn it off.

    • @hiba4573
      @hiba4573 Před 4 lety +1220

      The people want answers

    • @twinkshoplifter
      @twinkshoplifter Před 4 lety +816

      The whole world needs to know about this

    • @JackOLanternBob
      @JackOLanternBob Před 4 lety +105

      Does that make CZcams suggest your video more often?

    • @chatboss000
      @chatboss000 Před 4 lety +488

      @@JackOLanternBob No, but it makes it more accessible and in theory means more ppl can watch the video. Consider how many non-English videos you never watch because you can't understand what people are saying.

  • @roguedruid
    @roguedruid Před 5 lety +52107

    *Tom:* None of these toasters will pop up at 2 minutes
    *Office Toaster:* Are you sure about that?

    • @deadpineapple
      @deadpineapple Před 5 lety +755

      it didn't stop at 2 minutes, it stopped at 1:59.9 :)

    • @KamenBeyblader362
      @KamenBeyblader362 Před 5 lety +768

      Office Toaster: I'm about to disprove this man's whole hypothesis.

    • @dotdankory
      @dotdankory Před 5 lety +120

      1.59.999999999999999999999

    • @jimbob-1
      @jimbob-1 Před 5 lety +195

      I'm abouta ruin this man's whole career.
      -Office Toaster

    • @pickle_256
      @pickle_256 Před 5 lety +56

      @@deadpineapple 1.59.999999 means 2

  • @CmdData0101
    @CmdData0101 Před 3 lety +158

    That very quiet almost scared voice behind the camera saying "Tom..." is absolute gold!

  • @darrenflips7346
    @darrenflips7346 Před 3 lety +196

    “Someone is incorrect on the internet and they will be corrected”
    - famous last words

  • @shadowmil
    @shadowmil Před 8 lety +16141

    My Toaster only has two settings, bread and charcoal.

    • @commentator3513
      @commentator3513 Před 8 lety +329

      +Charles Miller My toaster has 3 settings. It cost me $120.99.
      Toast
      Char
      Burn
      The last option is good for arsons.

    • @commentator3513
      @commentator3513 Před 8 lety +3

      *****
      :D Burn all the houses!

    • @xTravisMarx
      @xTravisMarx Před 8 lety +22

      couldn't have said it any better lmao

    • @sscamc
      @sscamc Před 8 lety +159

      +Charles Miller My toaster just says:
      Bread
      Slightly warm bread
      Bread that turned brown on one corner
      Charred bread that melts your hand off if you try to take it out

    • @HayleyJeffs
      @HayleyJeffs Před 8 lety +8

      +Charles Miller so true it brought on the gigglefits :)

  • @Pauld250
    @Pauld250 Před 4 lety +7174

    None of these will pop up after 2 minutes.
    Office toaster: *hold my removable crumb tray*

    • @cjn0
      @cjn0 Před 4 lety +14

      The removable crun tray is for the black one not the office one..

    • @lintycarcass
      @lintycarcass Před 4 lety +8

      Well technically it didn't pop up *after* 2 minutes but right before it.

    • @shepherd9217
      @shepherd9217 Před 4 lety +6

      I laughed way too hard at this, I think I should go to bed...

    • @tehufn
      @tehufn Před 4 lety

      XD

    • @hippyjoe
      @hippyjoe Před 4 lety +1

      @@true_neutral3378 gonk

  • @joeym5243
    @joeym5243 Před 3 lety +83

    The little "...tom" at the end is priceless

  • @arininquotes8396
    @arininquotes8396 Před 3 lety +935

    "Tom, that was two minutes" is proof the people who say comedy is dead never had any idea about what made something funny.

    • @stephensnell5707
      @stephensnell5707 Před 2 lety +2

      No it wasn't the video shows it was 1min59seconds

    • @The-Silliest-Little-Guy
      @The-Silliest-Little-Guy Před 2 lety +26

      @@stephensnell5707 it was 1 minute and 59.9 seconds i think thats close enough to 2 minutes to count

    • @ori-yorudan
      @ori-yorudan Před rokem +13

      @@stephensnell5707 1/10th of a single second off. It's 2 minutes.

    • @valeriepark9444
      @valeriepark9444 Před rokem +4

      Timing. And comedic timing is something that all Britons seem to have naturally.

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 Před rokem +1

      @@stephensnell5707 don't forget: the timer was placed on the screen, it wasn't made by the toaster.

  • @theseagullwithteeth116
    @theseagullwithteeth116 Před 4 lety +15714

    I always though it went from “Bread” to “Charcoal” I’m a 1 to 10 scale

    • @samk4480
      @samk4480 Před 4 lety +183

      Could always go my route of: losing the toaster and then sticking the bread in the microwave, then forgetting to watch it until it was hardened charcoal

    • @abl9643
      @abl9643 Před 4 lety +163

      Sam K wait how do you lose the toaster?
      How many toasters are lost in what im going to assume is a mansion due to the sheer size a building needs to be to lose a toaster?

    • @raghavhada3550
      @raghavhada3550 Před 4 lety +4

      Same.. 😂😂

    • @argus456
      @argus456 Před 4 lety +103

      Mine goes from "Bread" to "Charcoal" somewhere between 2.15 and 2.16

    • @96ff80
      @96ff80 Před 4 lety +1

      I was like 1,000

  • @heli400
    @heli400 Před 4 lety +5823

    I’ve never thought of the dials as “minutes”, but thought of them as levels of toasty-ness... like a survey
    1 being “not toasty at all” to 10 being “very toasty”

    • @e.m.782
      @e.m.782 Před 4 lety +79

      Me too.

    • @saskia6620
      @saskia6620 Před 4 lety +256

      Yea I always thought they were levels of how high the heat is

    • @lauranolastnamegiven3385
      @lauranolastnamegiven3385 Před 4 lety +124

      @@saskia6620 or how brown the toast gets

    • @nhooper6651
      @nhooper6651 Před 4 lety +7

      Just wanted to be the 100th thumbs up.

    • @TeddyWalla
      @TeddyWalla Před 4 lety +12

      @@saskia6620 but then all then numbers would pop at the same time

  • @jamersbazuka8055
    @jamersbazuka8055 Před 3 lety +30

    When you're so confident in your hypothesis that you post the study on CZcams.

  • @blargd
    @blargd Před 2 lety +24

    I now want an experiment with that expensive toaster at various levels to see if 2 is just an anomaly or if it is indeed minutes on that particular toaster.

  • @vibraphonics
    @vibraphonics Před 8 lety +10288

    I love how he's partially wrong in this video yet he still uploaded it without being embarrassed about it. Shows great humility.

    • @oli0808
      @oli0808 Před 8 lety +101

      +vibra slap Or that he's happy to spout any old nonsense without fact checking.

    • @snoopdogie187
      @snoopdogie187 Před 8 lety +1071

      Well actually, he proved his point. The numbers on toasters don't correlate to minutes. It happened to 1 out of 4 toasters in this experiment, which without a larger sample of toasters, really doesn't tell us a lot about why that toaster popped at the 2 minute mark, it could just have been a fluke.
      Regardless, his point was that the information online about the numbers being minutes was rubbish. At least for the majority of toasters in this world.

    • @jwenting
      @jwenting Před 8 lety +79

      indeed, most likely it was indeed not intentional that it was 2 minutes.

    • @icedragon769
      @icedragon769 Před 8 lety +251

      Because he's an entertainer and an educator, not a politician.

    • @samuelamoran
      @samuelamoran Před 8 lety +59

      ...

  • @nf6075
    @nf6075 Před 5 lety +9069

    *Tom* : none of these toasters will pop up at 2 minutes
    *Office* *toaster* : hold my toast

  • @flurgy22
    @flurgy22 Před 2 lety +15

    I have a vintage sunbeam radiant control toaster that was made in the 40's it has a slide that controls the darkness of the toast, it doesnt matter the condition of the precooked bread frozen or otherwise itll always pop up at the darkness level that has been set. It is truly a marvel of engineering. Its tragic nobody makes them anymore. And another cool feature is you just place the bread in the slots and it automatically pulls the bread in slowly. It is soooo neat.

    • @letsburn00
      @letsburn00 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I think technology connections did an episode about how awesome they are.

  • @albertmosca1204
    @albertmosca1204 Před 3 lety +76

    "Aaaargh! Call an ambulance, call an ambulance!"
    "...but not for me!"

  • @nicoh332
    @nicoh332 Před 4 lety +16620

    *"None of these toasters will pop up at exactly 2 minutes"*
    Well yes, but actually no

    • @gengarvenom
      @gengarvenom Před 4 lety +20

      Good guess*

    • @Aethelbeorn
      @Aethelbeorn Před 4 lety +10

      2 min approx*

    • @frank234561
      @frank234561 Před 4 lety +40

      It was technically 1second off. So not exact.

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 Před 4 lety +3

      frank234561 second?

    • @tiddlesworth8798
      @tiddlesworth8798 Před 4 lety +27

      @@frank234561 most timers are not actually exact, as humans make them and they are prone to errors. Only digital clocks can maintain accuracy and even then not all do.

  • @S1RT0RTUR3
    @S1RT0RTUR3 Před 4 lety +3090

    Why does scott look like a 20 year old college student and a 60 year old professor at the same time

    • @astrangemann262
      @astrangemann262 Před 3 lety +100

      because tom scott is the college

    • @bittyshottoms1007
      @bittyshottoms1007 Před 3 lety +47

      he's like a mobius strip but for age- 1 person, all ages
      (that doesn't really make sense, does it?? I'm trying!)

    • @fahadxxdbl
      @fahadxxdbl Před 3 lety +11

      @@astrangemann262 you’re in a whole new level bro

    • @maariyahuddin8836
      @maariyahuddin8836 Před 3 lety +3

      I think its his voice

    • @Rokomarn
      @Rokomarn Před 3 lety +2

      Why do you look like small me

  • @teslaromans1023
    @teslaromans1023 Před 3 lety +10

    I swear I was watching that last toaster with the most intense apprehension ever. I KNEW it was gonna do it, it was too good of an opportunity for the universe to let that slide

  • @Walking_Death
    @Walking_Death Před 2 lety +11

    Tom: 2 DOES NOT mean two minutes on these toasters.
    "Office" toaster: Hold my butter...

  • @sergarlantyrell7847
    @sergarlantyrell7847 Před 8 lety +3343

    "... and now you can prove them wrong!"
    The last toaster pops... after 2 mins.

    • @jwenting
      @jwenting Před 8 lety +107

      one minute 59 seconds... And there's a few seconds of inaccuracy in that as well. So not exactly 2 minutes but close enough for government work.

    • @TheStickpeople1000
      @TheStickpeople1000 Před 8 lety +68

      +CaptainDuckman one minute, 59.9 seconds, actually :D

    • @coooooooooool1000
      @coooooooooool1000 Před 8 lety +126

      *close enough for government work*

    • @garfieldandfriends1
      @garfieldandfriends1 Před 7 lety +23

      -0.1sec is not good enough?

    • @kellofkindles4991
      @kellofkindles4991 Před 7 lety +16

      +InsomniPop The levers weren't all pressed down at EXACTLY the same time.

  • @Forssa1
    @Forssa1 Před 9 lety +9667

    Obviously, the office toaster is the superior one, because it has blue LEDs.

  • @NicholasAlm
    @NicholasAlm Před 3 lety +3

    Yesterday the radio told me the dial on toasters was for minutes. Today this video from 6 years ago shows up on my recommended list. I swear the algorithm is watching you

    • @noncopyrightmusic8503
      @noncopyrightmusic8503 Před 3 lety +1

      No it's from ads your phone listens to you and gives you ads based on what you say, search and view this will effect CZcams

  • @EvelynCostarf
    @EvelynCostarf Před 3 lety +13

    I appreciate the fact that you explained the experiment whilst doing it saving everyone's time, thanks m8

  • @Alex-gz7vo
    @Alex-gz7vo Před 4 lety +4081

    Tom: someone is wrong on the internet
    Office toaster: **pulls out uno reverse card**

    • @qmelzthevoid
      @qmelzthevoid Před 4 lety +30

      office toaster: makes the *toast* with a reverse card symbol on it

    • @qmelzthevoid
      @qmelzthevoid Před 4 lety +4

      @Justin Nowaczynski ok *cough*

    • @davidtitanium22
      @davidtitanium22 Před 4 lety +9

      Well, Tom himself IS on the internet, soo

    • @oidz4848
      @oidz4848 Před 4 lety +1

      @Plumjet09 My phone got wet so that happened and yes it is
      I think

    • @neeharika422
      @neeharika422 Před 3 lety

      @Justin Nowaczynski @QmelZ the Void
      Coronavirus?! Got get a test.

  • @TheOfficialCzex
    @TheOfficialCzex Před 7 lety +548

    I can not believe I was actually excited by the fact that the office toaster managed to achieve an accuracy within one-tenth of a second.
    I pointed at my monitor and exclaimed "Ooh!"

    • @Rooskwa
      @Rooskwa Před 5 lety +3

      TheOfficialCzex i love humans hahahaha

    • @floraortiz31
      @floraortiz31 Před 5 lety +9

      That one tenth of a second could be due to human error in pressing the timer one tenth of a second too late....

    • @AnnabelleMC
      @AnnabelleMC Před 5 lety

      It's true I was the toaster

    • @alyssarae2017
      @alyssarae2017 Před 5 lety

      I did the exact same thing🤣🤣

    • @williammallon4190
      @williammallon4190 Před 5 lety

      Wait for it… Wait for it… Two minutes! (I saw that coming!)

  • @hannahblurp9360
    @hannahblurp9360 Před 3 lety +2

    I love the guy at the end, whispering "Tom...I think that was two minutes"

  • @nihil1
    @nihil1 Před 3 lety +11

    The office toaster had a machine learning algorithm that was trained to do what people expected it to do.

  • @spencerschmidt-rundell1612
    @spencerschmidt-rundell1612 Před 3 lety +2034

    Additional test you could do: test the office one at 3 to see if it's minutes or if it just takes 2 minutes.

    • @TanMadScientist
      @TanMadScientist Před 3 lety +190

      Also now that the toaster is warmed up, surely the next round of toast will pop up sooner.

    • @Dennan
      @Dennan Před 2 lety +59

      @@TanMadScientist ye, or, it pops at 3 min, couse it dosent use a metal strip, sure it still has the same outside pull function, but that could be an illusion to give it that toaster look, and inside it could have a real timer chip, think about it, when you go and wanna buy a toaster, you probly wanna buy something that looks like a toaster, wich is has to things you pull down. so it could be by design to just look correct but inside could be diffrent.

    • @JasperPeters
      @JasperPeters Před rokem +9

      @@Dennan Sure, but why waste the extra few cents on a timer chip when the bi-metallic strip does just fine?

    • @KroltanMG
      @KroltanMG Před rokem +28

      ​@@TanMadScientist no it isn't, it has been eight years, that's enough time to cool down a toaster

    • @Alphoric
      @Alphoric Před rokem +5

      Given it popped at 1.59.9 it’s fair to say that it is the minute counter also timer chips aren’t expensive

  • @lolzxl9184
    @lolzxl9184 Před 4 lety +2108

    Office toaster: I’m going to do what is called a pro gamer move.

  • @thesheikahscholar
    @thesheikahscholar Před 3 lety +24

    Shout out to FB memories for making me realize that I discovered Tom Scott long before I discovered Tom Scott.

  • @NitroCodes
    @NitroCodes Před rokem +2

    Bro, young Tom Scott had some chaotic energy about him that just isn't there anymore. Nu Tom is still amazing, but Young Tom had something about him that led him to do this stuff. God, this is amazing.

  • @Apricot_418
    @Apricot_418 Před 4 lety +1245

    *Tom:* Someone is wrong on the internet.
    *Office toaster:* That someone is _you._

  • @melindaj6870
    @melindaj6870 Před 5 lety +16212

    Wow, I’ve never seen someone so angry about toasters....

    • @9nikolai
      @9nikolai Před 5 lety +124

      You've never heard about James Veitch? :P

    • @J4hk2
      @J4hk2 Před 5 lety +27

      I am angry.
      ANGRY ABOUT TOASTERS

    • @evicaf4e
      @evicaf4e Před 5 lety +2

      😂😂😂😭

    • @rogonzalez152
      @rogonzalez152 Před 5 lety +12

      You live a sad life then.

    • @althy588
      @althy588 Před 5 lety +1

      I was the 1000thvlike 🤪

  • @bewareofsnow
    @bewareofsnow Před 3 lety +4

    That office toaster is the exact same model I have at home, so it's good to know that the 2 really is 2 minutes for that one!

  • @mandelade
    @mandelade Před rokem +2

    I come back to this every couple of years to have a chuckle

  • @danielm8855
    @danielm8855 Před 4 lety +1115

    Person creating the toaster:
    "Put the numbers from 1 to 6, except that you can really only use 3 and 4"

    • @ForumcoldiArchon
      @ForumcoldiArchon Před 3 lety +70

      If you freeze your toast you need 5-6

    • @nise6699
      @nise6699 Před 3 lety +94

      @@ForumcoldiArchon who freezes toast?

    • @SjS_blue
      @SjS_blue Před 3 lety +91

      @@nise6699 i do. Buy two loaves at half price and freeze one for next week

    • @policeblue999
      @policeblue999 Před 3 lety +149

      @@ForumcoldiArchon I freeze my bread, not my toast.

    • @somethingguy4928
      @somethingguy4928 Před 3 lety +7

      @spindletea so it becomes fuel for your eye?

  • @googolplexbyte
    @googolplexbyte Před 9 lety +467

    That office toaster should become a stand up comedian, its comedic timing is godly.

    • @BibleStorm
      @BibleStorm Před 5 lety

      Toasters have comedic timers confirmed.

  • @Jonatron101
    @Jonatron101 Před 2 lety +1

    I don't know why this old video from Tom 7 years ago popped up but I'm so glad!

  • @benjamineichenbrenner379
    @benjamineichenbrenner379 Před 3 lety +4191

    Tom: "none of those is gonna come up at exactly 2 minutes"
    Office Toaster: *pops at exactly 2 minutes* - "and that is something you might not have known'

    • @rc_woshimao957
      @rc_woshimao957 Před 3 lety +6

      underated

    • @johnboy_245
      @johnboy_245 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Aa-wq3ef so what. It's close enough

    • @supernt7852
      @supernt7852 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Aa-wq3ef 1:59.9 is 2 minutes if you only care about seconds

    • @JameyMcQueen
      @JameyMcQueen Před 3 lety

      @@supernt7852
      Refer to my reply to @John Watts

    • @supernt7852
      @supernt7852 Před 3 lety +1

      @@JameyMcQueen I am just providing a more detailed version of your replied, I have specified ‘seconds’, while your reply says ‘close enough’ which has a very broad meanintg

  • @rainsparks29
    @rainsparks29 Před 4 lety +395

    "It is completely, utterly untrue and I shall now prove it."
    Top 10 haunting statements said moments before disaster

  • @jerkkub
    @jerkkub Před 3 lety +3

    I've never waited something so keenly than if the office toaster would pop at 2:00 or not

  • @whooshwhoosh3094
    @whooshwhoosh3094 Před 5 lety +2835

    He's so confident the office toaster wont popup it 2 minutes
    Lmao

    • @SpiretStream
      @SpiretStream Před 5 lety +1

      Ikr 😂😂

    • @robertjusic9097
      @robertjusic9097 Před 5 lety +2

      And they didnt, did they?:)

    • @denoriacorporations
      @denoriacorporations Před 5 lety +5

      @@robertjusic9097 well, you round up, it's 2 minutes. So they did.

    • @lesandersonjr3861
      @lesandersonjr3861 Před 4 lety +7

      @@denoriacorporations It isn't about "rounding up" so it didn't pop up at 2 minutes

    • @NomTom
      @NomTom Před 4 lety +12

      Les Anderson jr maybe the timer of the toaster and the one on the screen didn't start at the exactly same time. Would be enough, if it just started a millisecond before the toaster

  • @nytheris2848
    @nytheris2848 Před 9 lety +4615

    So if the dials mean level of toastiness, there needs to be some kind of official scale that all toasters follow. It would make my life a lot easier.

    • @TheOneLichemperor
      @TheOneLichemperor Před 6 lety +234

      Sounds like a trading standard that the EU might enforce.

    • @General12th
      @General12th Před 6 lety +72

      +TheOneLichemperor Hmm... would that be a good thing or a bad thing? I know people don't much like EU regulations, but this seems like one of those times it's more convenient than annoying.

    • @TheOneLichemperor
      @TheOneLichemperor Před 6 lety +23

      Probably the latter, but perhaps we'd rather live life on the edge and burn our toast once in a while! =P

    • @Jenthura
      @Jenthura Před 6 lety +26

      Except that it will be different based on your bread type, how well the heating coils work and so many other variables.

    • @gplor5259
      @gplor5259 Před 6 lety +11

      Use fire Instead duh

  • @matthewmiller2935
    @matthewmiller2935 Před rokem +5

    I love to imagine that seven years ago there was just a wildly popular trend about toasters having minutes that went viral

  • @partofthegranddesign3573
    @partofthegranddesign3573 Před 2 lety +1

    Tom: *Talks smack about the office toaster being the slowest*
    Office Toaster: I'm about end this man's whole career

  • @BeemerTwelve
    @BeemerTwelve Před 8 lety +1120

    Not to mention that the second round of toasts needs less time because the toaster is already hot.

    • @micomator
      @micomator Před 7 lety +146

      I run my toaster constantly to avoid thos problem. I hardly ever eat toast though

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Před 6 lety +91

      +micomator The power company must love you.

    • @tankionlinemarkos
      @tankionlinemarkos Před 5 lety +5

      I just run mine for like a minute with no toast in it so it's already warm

    • @edmundkempin3653
      @edmundkempin3653 Před 5 lety +2

      Many a blackened butter knife knows this truth

    • @JordanBeagle
      @JordanBeagle Před 5 lety

      Good point

  • @tylerbookwood4002
    @tylerbookwood4002 Před 4 lety +7252

    Me Before Covid-19: i think this guy has too much time on his hands.
    Me During Covid Lockdown: *standing in front of my toaster with a stopwatch waiting for my toaster to toast bread*

    • @Kyrbi0
      @Kyrbi0 Před 4 lety +20

      Ok that's good. : )

    • @zachperez8937
      @zachperez8937 Před 4 lety +52

      Correction : "this guy has 2 minutes on his hands"

    • @tylerbookwood4002
      @tylerbookwood4002 Před 4 lety +91

      Update: turns out 2 mins on my toaster is actually 1:45.

    • @tobiasarboe5753
      @tobiasarboe5753 Před 4 lety +52

      @@tylerbookwood4002 congratulations - you have scienced

    • @baumkp7027
      @baumkp7027 Před 4 lety +7

      Tobias Arboe GLaDOS would like to locate your lab.

  • @endmysuffering7903
    @endmysuffering7903 Před 3 lety +3

    IM NOT EVEN FKING KIDDING THIS QUESTION HAS BEEN BUGGING ME FOR THE PAST LIKE 2 YEARS BUT I WAS NEVER BOTHERED TO FIGURE IT OUT
    YOU ARE A SAINT AND I WISH YOU A GOOD DAY

  • @noesph1637
    @noesph1637 Před 3 lety +2

    Dualit toasters have a clockwork timer. You set the time on them, the longer the time the browner the bread.

  • @HalcyonVoid
    @HalcyonVoid Před 8 lety +1625

    They are "Levels of tostiness", and no one can tell me otherwise.

  • @a_pav
    @a_pav Před 4 lety +4322

    1: warm bread
    2: slightly toasted
    3: toasted
    4: burnt toast
    5: burnt toast
    6: burnt toast
    7: burnt toast
    8: burnt toast
    9: burnt toast
    10: burnt toast + house on fire

  • @logandunlap9156
    @logandunlap9156 Před 3 lety +2

    i like that the toasters finish in sync with Tom’s cadence

  • @akshatsundriyal
    @akshatsundriyal Před 4 lety +4311

    Me to my toaster, "The numbers Mason, what do they mean!?”

  • @Dipset-wr6kt
    @Dipset-wr6kt Před 5 lety +2057

    I am supposed to be doing my masters thesis and I am watching a video about toasters.

  • @ralphM1114
    @ralphM1114 Před rokem +1

    Tom: "Someone is definitely wrong."
    Office toaster: ".... and IT MOST DEFINITELY IS NOT ME."

  • @RustyShackleford556
    @RustyShackleford556 Před 3 lety +6

    No, it's obviously the level of toastiness. I could'a told y'all that.

  • @Deelusi
    @Deelusi Před 4 lety +750

    I never thought of those dials were the minutes dial. Because when I was a kid, if you toast the second bread batch, it'd be quicker. I always assume it's the "toastness" lever or something.

    • @cheshirecat5416
      @cheshirecat5416 Před 4 lety +31

      I always thought they are heat settings...

    • @TheCurrykiev
      @TheCurrykiev Před 4 lety +19

      Mine isn't quicker, just the second batch of toast has a higher level of toastness.
      I'm going to have to time it now, aren't I?

    • @SparkyOne549
      @SparkyOne549 Před 4 lety +1

      Cheshire Cat same here

    • @danearl8328
      @danearl8328 Před 4 lety +1

      Wait, you had at least three pieces of toast? Wild thing

    • @gustafcarstam5578
      @gustafcarstam5578 Před 4 lety +3

      @@danearl8328 Lucky Deelusion might have had siblings.

  • @joellundqvist7796
    @joellundqvist7796 Před 4 lety +5471

    This guy: *gives lots of reasons about toasters not having timers in them*
    The office toaster: *I'm about to end this guys career*

    • @offtheradar-5802
      @offtheradar-5802 Před 3 lety +16

      @George Corbul not fair

    • @sophisticatedserpent1512
      @sophisticatedserpent1512 Před 3 lety +26

      @George Corbul it's cause they didn't start all the toasters exactly at the same time but they were using the same timer for all of them

    • @ashk.7463
      @ashk.7463 Před 3 lety +23

      Because the timer in the screen is actually not perfectly synchronized?
      Eazy as.

    • @sophisticatedserpent1512
      @sophisticatedserpent1512 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ashk.7463 that's what I wanted to say but couldn't find the words haha 😆

    • @Altsncro
      @Altsncro Před 3 lety +2

      @@sophisticatedserpent1512 From what i see the timer started as soon as they pressed all of the toasters at the same time.

  • @zp944
    @zp944 Před 2 lety +1

    Office toaster is slowest for the same reason that a modern space heater is less speedy than one from the 1980s.
    There are limits on the current that an appliance can draw these days.
    Older heaters used to heat a space much faster, but today they have to heat it slowly. This uses less power but takes more time.
    Likewise that "office" toaster that toasts four pieces of bread instead of 2 takes twice as long.
    There is a timer, so to speak. It isn't inside the toaster itself, but it's in the electrical code.
    Toaster D can't draw more power than toaster A, B or C, despite having a larger capacity.
    If I know this, you should know this.

  • @mrsaltylion
    @mrsaltylion Před 3 lety +4

    "You know what they say: 'All toasters toast toast!'"

  • @vkillion
    @vkillion Před 4 lety +330

    This video is almost 6 years old and I still love the fact that Tom so flamboyantly declares that none of the toasters will be 2 minutes, even going so far as to say "Someone is wrong on the internet and now you can correct them" only to be himself corrected by one of the toasters.

    • @echognomecal6742
      @echognomecal6742 Před rokem +2

      & today, I get to use the word "hubris"!
      Rarely is hubris so endearing :)

  • @ROBwithaB
    @ROBwithaB Před 9 lety +700

    Two words:
    *Transparent toasters.*
    Still waiting to get my hands on one...

    • @zrajm
      @zrajm Před 9 lety +10

      ***** Transparent toaster, with some sort detection of bread color to terminate the toasting.

    • @ROBwithaB
      @ROBwithaB Před 9 lety +46

      zrajm
      Exactly. Colour is a far better metric than time.
      Could even be automated, but I prefer to use the eyeball method.

    • @iloveihop07
      @iloveihop07 Před 9 lety +5

      zrajm
      wow thats a good idea

    • @DEVILMATE1996
      @DEVILMATE1996 Před 8 lety +10

      +ROBwithaB what if u r using brown bread?

    • @General12th
      @General12th Před 6 lety +8

      You can use toaster _ovens_ and get the same effect. And they cook more than just toast or waffles.

  • @The_A_Cast
    @The_A_Cast Před 2 lety +2

    Your descriptions for the buyers of each toaster were immaculately perfect! 😂

  • @Apophlegmatis
    @Apophlegmatis Před 3 lety +3

    My dad had a case involving a toaster. Most toasters we worked with took around 1 minute at any setting, a few seconds less if you have just used it

  • @Kummahndough
    @Kummahndough Před 8 lety +2506

    I don't know what you guys are talking about.
    It was 1:59.9 minutes.
    Tom is still right.
    (Seriously though, that ending was kinda funny)

    • @klieu90210
      @klieu90210 Před 8 lety +47

      they were trying to start them all at the same time, so you must factor in human error. by all reasonable standards, the office toaster went at 2 minutes.

    • @Kummahndough
      @Kummahndough Před 8 lety +50

      klieu90210 I was joking.

    • @SoulSukkur
      @SoulSukkur Před 8 lety +25

      Joking? On the internet? No such thing. Stop trying to dismiss accountability for what you say and stick to your guns.

    • @SoulSukkur
      @SoulSukkur Před 8 lety +9

      I think I'm doing a sarcasm you fucknut.

    • @littlemanzjordan7267
      @littlemanzjordan7267 Před 7 lety +2

      TF2 Commando he started the timer late

  • @vee5079
    @vee5079 Před 4 lety +3253

    "Tom I think that one was two minutes"

    • @hardowider5054
      @hardowider5054 Před 4 lety +91

      and the bread had zero color after 2 minutes.
      Those might be the weakest possible toasters on planet.

    • @regularusername5516
      @regularusername5516 Před 4 lety +24

      @@hardowider5054 on 2? Obviously. If I want my bread properly toasted I usually do 4 or 5

    • @denyraw
      @denyraw Před 4 lety +1

      My toaster does it on 3 minutes

    • @PlakToetsBart
      @PlakToetsBart Před 4 lety +2

      Actually it was 1:59.9

    • @Zoe-bx9bp
      @Zoe-bx9bp Před 4 lety

      @@regularusername5516 ? Mine burns on 1

  • @michaelcorleone2794
    @michaelcorleone2794 Před 2 lety +5

    I tried this. To this day I always used it on 2. A 30 year old Bosch toaster. On 4, breads caught on fire. On 5 they magically turned into diamonds and gems. On level 6 it started screaming Auschwitz.

  • @Clouds095
    @Clouds095 Před 3 lety +1

    One of our toasters broke so I decided to take it apart and look inside at the PCB. I found out that the numbers don’t represent minutes but the higher the number the longer it roasts for. The dial is a potentiometer it seems

  • @bg-uz4dq
    @bg-uz4dq Před 4 lety +1415

    Finally a recommendation that recognises my great passion for toasters

  • @Ryansacrobat
    @Ryansacrobat Před 5 lety +2914

    I was building anxiety as we closed in on the 2 minute mark bc I was hoping it would debunk his theory!

    • @Matthew.Morcos
      @Matthew.Morcos Před 5 lety +63

      Opposite for me, I was praying for that toast to pop before the 2 minute mark

    • @Ash_W04
      @Ash_W04 Před 5 lety +2

      Same

    • @Camberwell86
      @Camberwell86 Před 5 lety +12

      Might've been a set-up for the video. You can kill the power at the wall and it'll pop up.

    • @jasp9661
      @jasp9661 Před 5 lety +9

      Camberwell86 no...no it wouldn't...

    • @Multibe150
      @Multibe150 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Matthew.Morcos It technically did :P

  • @muffins4tots
    @muffins4tots Před rokem

    I'm not sure why I'm being recommended old Tom Scott videos but I'm glad It happened

  • @Shreya_Springs
    @Shreya_Springs Před rokem +2

    THIS IS 8 YEARS OLD? WHY IS IT ON MY RECOMMENDATIONS? WHY DID I WATCH IT? WHY DID I ENJOY IT? WHY WAS THE SUSPENSE SO GOOD.

  • @Heyyweirdo
    @Heyyweirdo Před 4 lety +1927

    Everybody: *talking about the toasters*
    Me: "here we have the extremely rare sight of Tom without the red shirt

    • @emmettjohnson142
      @emmettjohnson142 Před 3 lety +1

      Lmao

    • @marik354
      @marik354 Před 3 lety +134

      No, the red shirt is still there, under the hoodie, it is not visible, but it's still there

    • @MatthewDoel32
      @MatthewDoel32 Před 3 lety +99

      When Tom’s not wearing the red t-shirt, it’ll be the gray hoodie.

    • @dersps5905
      @dersps5905 Před 3 lety +35

      That's just his winter outfit

    • @Tishanfas
      @Tishanfas Před 3 lety +13

      @@dersps5905 Winter Plumage?

  • @sasharama5485
    @sasharama5485 Před 4 lety +1216

    I always thought those numbers represented the "intensity" of the heat

    • @kodingkrusader2765
      @kodingkrusader2765 Před 4 lety +20

      We are apparently both wrong

    • @EggwithSubscribers-mz9du
      @EggwithSubscribers-mz9du Před 4 lety +4

      I always thought they were minutes

    • @edwardholmes91
      @edwardholmes91 Před 4 lety +65

      I just thought it was an arbitrary number that related to the length of time the toaster would be on for.

    • @molly.dog8brooke792
      @molly.dog8brooke792 Před 4 lety +20

      sasha rama
      I thought
      1=slightly warm
      2=a little crisp, but barely
      To 10=BURNT, DO NOT EAT THIS, ITS DISGUSTING YA NASTY PERSON. 😀😂

    • @sasharama5485
      @sasharama5485 Před 4 lety +2

      @@molly.dog8brooke792 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DustinDawind
    @DustinDawind Před rokem +1

    I have a $27 toaster that does in fact have a timer. The dial has a screen on it that tells you the amount of time remaining. There are 9 different settings ranging from setting 1 at 1:08 to setting 9 at 3:03. And if you change the setting mid toasting cycle it knows how much time has passed and will only add enough time to the cycle (and the screen) so that the new cycle will still be the total time for that particular setting.

  • @GrantOberhauser
    @GrantOberhauser Před rokem +2

    I used to work at a toaster manufacturer. The numbers are shade levels, or how brown a piece of white bread will get while toasted. Many toasters today have tiny cheap microprocessors in them that make sure they end at roughly the correct time to get that shade.

    • @Big_Impact_Historics
      @Big_Impact_Historics Před rokem +1

      hey there, I'm looking for a long lasting toaster that evenly toasts the bread (nothing more), not interested in these way too expensive ones. Do you by any chance have any suggestions? Thank you! Rosie

  • @chypredust
    @chypredust Před 5 lety +802

    Lesson learned: Don't tell expensive toasters that they can't tell time; they will prove you wrong.

    • @izzny2412
      @izzny2412 Před 4 lety +2

      You don’t mess with toasters

    • @tropikilla
      @tropikilla Před 4 lety

      777 likes mi amigo, congrats

  • @kaniphish
    @kaniphish Před 3 lety +3

    "I'm the office toaster and I take my job very serious."

  • @Themaskedprincess
    @Themaskedprincess Před 2 lety +1

    The fact that I saw this video so many years ago and I'm only just realising it was Tom Scott???