Among the list, the only true nuts are the chestnut and hazelnut Here's a brief classification of each item: Peanut: Legume Cashew: Seed from a drupe Macadamia nut: Seed from a follicle Brazil nut: Seed from a capsule Almond: Seed from a drupe Walnut: Seed from a drupe Pistachio: Seed from a drupe Chestnut: True nut Pine nut: Seed from a cone Pecan: Seed from a drupe Coconut: Drupe Hazelnut: True nut True nuts are hard-shelled, indehiscent (not opening at maturity), and contain a single seed. The chestnut and hazelnut are only things on there fitting this botanical definition. I'm not a nut realist though.
@@Feds_the_Freds oh for sure, i was agreeing with you because i was thinking the same thing before i read your comment, but yeah i see how that could've came off smarmy, my bad
why'd you have to strawman the coconut like that. We must judge the coconut by its flakes and milk, which have almost none of the hassle you mentioned in the video. Coconut milk is a fantastic, fatty ingrediant that can be used in many delicious dishes. The flakes as well can be added to oatmeal and candy to give them a nice nutty flavor. I'm very dissapointed in how you represent the coconut.
Firstly, would you stop naming nuts! Secondly, you're way off with the hazelnut. It's fundamentally the best nut there is. I have lived for a significant number of years in the barren hazelnut wasteland that is Atlanta, Georgia, where hazelnuts seem to have been banned from crossing the Mason-Dixon line, and I can tell you once you have lived in this abject hazelnut poverty you will never question the superiority of the humble yet god-tier hazelnut ever again. thirdly, I have never heard the word "almond" mispronounced so badly. Have you had too many Brazil nuts?
Almond when seasoned is the best: S-tier. Cashew is great but I hate myself when I consume a lot since it's fatty: B-tier. Macadamia: yuck .. F-tier. Peanut is good but boring over time: B-tier. Pecan: yuck .. F-tier. Pistachio is great: A-tier. Walnut: yuck .. F-tier.
My rankings since yours were absurd: S Tier: Cashews (raw & unsalted = the literal best snack ever, I have to force myself to stop eating), Pistachios (tastier than even the almond & I rather enjoy the task of shelling them) A Tier: Peanut (single ingredient peanut butter is INCREDIBLE, I don't often just have a peanut though), Almond (tasty, eminently snackable nut, but not cashew-level creamy or fatty), Pecans (fantastic and creamy, but I don't have them often) B Tier: Pine nuts (essential pesto ingredient, but not really snackable), Hazelnut (Nutella is great, but I can't recall eating one on it's own) C Tier: Walnuts (good in oatmeal, but tart), Coconut (great flavor in small doses, but I've never actually eaten one raw and whole before) D Tier: Macadamia (I have a positive connotation, but can't remember eating one) E Tier: Brazil nut (metallic taste, bitter), Chestnut (I cannot recall eating a chestnut)
My Nut Tier List --‐----------------------- S: Pistachios A: Macadamia Pecan Cashew Peanut B: Almond Hazelnut C: Walnut D: Chestnut F: Coconut Never had pine nuts or brazil nuts before.
I feel like you missed out on talking about the application of these nuts. Hazelnut creamer is fantastic, and pecan smoothies are incredible. It changes the way I feel about these nuts.
The botanical definition is that a nut is a seed that is contained within a hard shell that is indehiscent, i.e. it does not split open naturally to release the seed. Many of the nuts on this list are not true nuts in this sense.
Chestnuts are nice roasted. When I lived in London, you could always find street vendors in the central part of town in winter selling bags of freshly roasted chestnuts. Doesn't seem so common these days.. Brazil nuts are radioactive. Eat lots of those and you will have radium in your bones and teeth.
Whoa, you're right: "Per kilogram of fresh mass, Brazil nuts can contain activities of several tens of bequerels of radium-226 and radium-228, respectively. This means that one kilogram of Brazil nuts can have a radium content that is about 1,000 times higher than one kilogram of one's total diet in Germany." Deadly and sexy in more ways than one, then!
Not many people are familiar with fresh, green almonds. It's a true delicacy! You got to pick them young, before they dry up and harden on the tree. At this stage they're more like a savory fruit than a nut, and they can have quite a tartty flavor... but I find them to be a perfect choice for a early-summer refreshment.
The Okari nut (Terminalia kaernbachii) is endemic to lowland and riverine rainforests across Papua New Guinea and Irian Jaya, it is also grown in the Solomon Islands and Queensland, Australia where it is introduced by European horticulturists in the 1970's.
Thanks for the info. I'd like to try it. There's another nut called the mongongo nut that is part of the staple diet of the !Kung Bushmen, and I'd like to try that one too.
@@KaneB Mongongo nuts, eh? Now that sounds like an adventure for the taste buds! If you manage to track those down, let me know. We could have a virtual bush tucker taste-off!
Where I live, most nuts are cheap. Take walnuts. A 200 gram bag of walnuts costs £1.75, so that's about 27p for a 30 gram portion, which gives you about 214 calories. That's much cheaper than a chocolate bar or a packet of crisps. It's also healthier and will keep you satiated for longer.
Soy milk is a far superior milk to almond milk. High in protein, nice taste, and creamy unlike the nut water that is almond milk. This is the closest I have ever come to cancelling my patreon I do love hearing you just explain your thoughts on mundane things WALNUT NUMBER 1?! OK I'M DONE WALNUTS ARE JUST BITTER DRY PECANS. I have never been more offended in my life
Pistachios are so good that it has its own baklava, kunefe and lots of desserts. Not counting ice cream and other type of drinks. Definitely rigged Tier list.
Oh, the literal kind of nuts. I clicked on this video fully expecting to see myself implicitly included on the list multiple times: once for my epistemology, once for my metaphysics, once for my meta-ethics, ... .
Putting cashews in anything below S tier really forced me to reconsider the rest of your videos, Cane. I am seriously considering disliking, reporting, unsubscribing and unrecommending your channel to all my past, present, and future friends, acquaintances, and associates. I hope you take appropriate action to remedy the situation. Otherwise I will be forced to pull through with the actions outlined above.
It's interesting how much support the cashew is getting. I didn't know they were so popular. This, of course, only makes me more confident in my decision. (You know what else was popular? The Nazis.)
Next do one on beans and vegetables ,i Think walnuts, pecans cashews and pistachios are S tier p,perhaps its because I haven't tasted macadamian and hazel nuts or the others
cashew - instant s+ pistachio - s almonds - D raw, but if smoked its a A+. blue diamond smokehouse almonds are a+ as reference brazil - c peanuts - C as is, A- with raisins walnuts - c macadamia - D. c+ in chocolate pecan - b pine nut - D hazelnut - C chestnut - i refuse to even acknowledge this abomination as nut coconut - b+ but its not a nut
Cashews at C tier is super fair. I might put them in B tier bc they are such a nice nut in trail mixes (often nice salted with non-salted mixes). They are better as a companion nut than by itself.
@@KaneB cashews and pistachios are definitely S. You should try Tadım brand cashews and Gaziantep pistachios then you will definitely understand that these are S
I was with you until 7:40. The Peanut is the best nut you can ever eat. The skin is a bit bitter yet delectable, yet if you don't like, you can just peel it off and you have a not too sweet nut that you can basically eat a bag of. Not only that Peanuts are the most varsitile of these all, at least in our simple lives. You can eat em without anything, you can make or buy em salted or with other spices, the sauce that asian restaurants make out of this nut is astounding, I could eat it by barrels. Not liking the Peanut is absolutly impossible for me to grasp. I need a breather...
Giving the peanut only 15 seconds was as just as insulting as the unkind words. The peanut is a nut of the people. It can be found at community events and circuses. But after enduring your hate, it will probably privatize your healthcare.
bro if you’ve been kidnapped by a squirrel give us a message
This dude won't get kidnapped. He'll get hired as a consultant.
nut realism
Post nut realism
Nut antirealism November
(Hei Jonathan)
Finally getting to real philosophical debates
now this is the content i subscribed for
Among the list, the only true nuts are the chestnut and hazelnut
Here's a brief classification of each item:
Peanut: Legume
Cashew: Seed from a drupe
Macadamia nut: Seed from a follicle
Brazil nut: Seed from a capsule
Almond: Seed from a drupe
Walnut: Seed from a drupe
Pistachio: Seed from a drupe
Chestnut: True nut
Pine nut: Seed from a cone
Pecan: Seed from a drupe
Coconut: Drupe
Hazelnut: True nut
True nuts are hard-shelled, indehiscent (not opening at maturity), and contain a single seed. The chestnut and hazelnut are only things on there fitting this botanical definition.
I'm not a nut realist though.
What about Hazelnuts? Aren't they nuts aswell?
@@Feds_the_Freds that's what Kane said in the video anyways
@@mykal4779 sure, but not the comment ;)
@@Feds_the_Freds oh for sure, i was agreeing with you because i was thinking the same thing before i read your comment, but yeah i see how that could've came off smarmy, my bad
High quality nut ontology right here
The willingness to recalibrate, shifting almonds down to leave room for their future betters, is admirable
KANE B IS OBJECTIVELY WRONG ABOUT CASHEWS
Now it's Philosophy of Nuts 🌚
They do genuinely raise some interesting questions about biological classification.
@@KaneB next video is on the classification of tomatoes?
Pistachios S tier
Industrial Revolution
SSS pistachio is best nut
finaly something I can understand
I had to do a double take when I saw the uploader of this video.
why'd you have to strawman the coconut like that. We must judge the coconut by its flakes and milk, which have almost none of the hassle you mentioned in the video. Coconut milk is a fantastic, fatty ingrediant that can be used in many delicious dishes. The flakes as well can be added to oatmeal and candy to give them a nice nutty flavor. I'm very dissapointed in how you represent the coconut.
This video is so benevolent and wholesome! It filled me with a rare kind of joy. 🎉
Firstly, would you stop naming nuts!
Secondly, you're way off with the hazelnut. It's fundamentally the best nut there is. I have lived for a significant number of years in the barren hazelnut wasteland that is Atlanta, Georgia, where hazelnuts seem to have been banned from crossing the Mason-Dixon line, and I can tell you once you have lived in this abject hazelnut poverty you will never question the superiority of the humble yet god-tier hazelnut ever again.
thirdly, I have never heard the word "almond" mispronounced so badly. Have you had too many Brazil nuts?
peanut rant caught me so off guard lmao
kane is back with some based content
love the more random things you upload from time to time
WRONG. Cashews are S tier
Cashew and pistachio are s for me.
Hell yes. Cashews are the best by alot
Fr
WRONG. Cashews are F, i.e. the “disgusting” tier.
Yeah, based on the comments, it seems that my ranking of the cashew is one of my most controversial takes.
Almond when seasoned is the best: S-tier.
Cashew is great but I hate myself when I consume a lot since it's fatty: B-tier.
Macadamia: yuck .. F-tier.
Peanut is good but boring over time: B-tier.
Pecan: yuck .. F-tier.
Pistachio is great: A-tier.
Walnut: yuck .. F-tier.
Pretty nutty video
My rankings since yours were absurd:
S Tier: Cashews (raw & unsalted = the literal best snack ever, I have to force myself to stop eating), Pistachios (tastier than even the almond & I rather enjoy the task of shelling them)
A Tier: Peanut (single ingredient peanut butter is INCREDIBLE, I don't often just have a peanut though), Almond (tasty, eminently snackable nut, but not cashew-level creamy or fatty), Pecans (fantastic and creamy, but I don't have them often)
B Tier: Pine nuts (essential pesto ingredient, but not really snackable), Hazelnut (Nutella is great, but I can't recall eating one on it's own)
C Tier: Walnuts (good in oatmeal, but tart), Coconut (great flavor in small doses, but I've never actually eaten one raw and whole before)
D Tier: Macadamia (I have a positive connotation, but can't remember eating one)
E Tier: Brazil nut (metallic taste, bitter), Chestnut (I cannot recall eating a chestnut)
My Nut Tier List
--‐-----------------------
S: Pistachios
A: Macadamia Pecan Cashew Peanut
B: Almond Hazelnut
C: Walnut
D: Chestnut
F: Coconut
Never had pine nuts or brazil nuts before.
thank you kane i needed this
Finally. I have been waiting for this one.
Funny you upload, I was just devouring some nuts myself.
I feel like you missed out on talking about the application of these nuts.
Hazelnut creamer is fantastic, and pecan smoothies are incredible. It changes the way I feel about these nuts.
Nut gang 💪🐿️🌰
@@SammiChimi I've never had hazelnut creamer; is that a coffee thing? I don't really drink caffeine.
Thanks for the time stamps! I was really only interested in Brazil nuts so it’s nice to be able to jump to the part I’m interested in and cut the rest
Where do you rank Brazil nuts?
Thank you Doctor Baker
Peanut slander will not be tolerated
this is nuts
Foley Huck, Pistachios are my favourite!
You forgot deez nuts!
Anyway, what is the difference between a nut and a seed?
Thanks for the heads up on Brazil nuts. I had no idea about that.
The botanical definition is that a nut is a seed that is contained within a hard shell that is indehiscent, i.e. it does not split open naturally to release the seed. Many of the nuts on this list are not true nuts in this sense.
@@KaneB thanks!
This is NUTS
nutmaxxxing
this guy has gone nuts
Chestnuts are nice roasted. When I lived in London, you could always find street vendors in the central part of town in winter selling bags of freshly roasted chestnuts. Doesn't seem so common these days.. Brazil nuts are radioactive. Eat lots of those and you will have radium in your bones and teeth.
Whoa, you're right:
"Per kilogram of fresh mass, Brazil nuts can contain activities of several tens of bequerels of radium-226 and radium-228, respectively. This means that one kilogram of Brazil nuts can have a radium content that is about 1,000 times higher than one kilogram of one's total diet in Germany."
Deadly and sexy in more ways than one, then!
maballz
What we’ve all been waiting for!
Hume just isn't recovering from this
What was the bet about?
There was no bet. I just like nuts.
me too... nuts... heh @@KaneB
I finally get why philosophy is nuts
"The Karlheinz Stockhausen of nuts". This is a kind of category error, as Stockhausen was himself a nut.
Hazelnuts are an easy S tier for me, their flavor is amazing and they’re in all the best chocolate
Yeah, there's a lot of delicious hazelnut chocolate.
Best tier list ever
Cashews have been criminally underrated
Not many people are familiar with fresh, green almonds. It's a true delicacy! You got to pick them young, before they dry up and harden on the tree. At this stage they're more like a savory fruit than a nut, and they can have quite a tartty flavor... but I find them to be a perfect choice for a early-summer refreshment.
What about DN?
this one was a long time coming
The Okari nut (Terminalia kaernbachii) is endemic to lowland and riverine rainforests across Papua New Guinea and Irian Jaya, it is also grown in the Solomon Islands and Queensland, Australia where it is introduced by European horticulturists in the 1970's.
Thanks for the info. I'd like to try it. There's another nut called the mongongo nut that is part of the staple diet of the !Kung Bushmen, and I'd like to try that one too.
@@KaneB Mongongo nuts, eh? Now that sounds like an adventure for the taste buds! If you manage to track those down, let me know. We could have a virtual bush tucker taste-off!
Can we get a guide on how to buy nuts on a budget? This is very important
Where I live, most nuts are cheap. Take walnuts. A 200 gram bag of walnuts costs £1.75, so that's about 27p for a 30 gram portion, which gives you about 214 calories. That's much cheaper than a chocolate bar or a packet of crisps. It's also healthier and will keep you satiated for longer.
Soy milk is a far superior milk to almond milk. High in protein, nice taste, and creamy unlike the nut water that is almond milk. This is the closest I have ever come to cancelling my patreon
I do love hearing you just explain your thoughts on mundane things
WALNUT NUMBER 1?! OK I'M DONE WALNUTS ARE JUST BITTER DRY PECANS. I have never been more offended in my life
>> WALNUTS ARE JUST BITTER DRY PECANS
Yes. Exactly. That is what makes them S-tier.
@@KaneBNOOOO
Pistachios are S tier. For me the mild inconvenience is an upside. Similar to sunflower seeds, its like a little activity!
Ah come on man
peanuts are great, deserved higher tier
Cashews are criminally underrated
The only real philosophy channel over here. I'm absolutely nuts for this.
CORRECT WALNUT TAKE. CORRECT! YOU ARE CORRECT. walnuts get so much hate and i'm DONE with it
walnut is good but if you take more than 250gr your mouth is pain and your mouth is numb
We need tier lists from time to time or else
Is there a possible world where an alternate Kane B does not like nuts? Seems metaphysically impossible to me.
Pistachios are so good that it has its own baklava, kunefe and lots of desserts. Not counting ice cream and other type of drinks. Definitely rigged Tier list.
Oh, the literal kind of nuts. I clicked on this video fully expecting to see myself implicitly included on the list multiple times: once for my epistemology, once for my metaphysics, once for my meta-ethics, ... .
This is the kind of content I subscribe for.
Putting cashews in anything below S tier really forced me to reconsider the rest of your videos, Cane. I am seriously considering disliking, reporting, unsubscribing and unrecommending your channel to all my past, present, and future friends, acquaintances, and associates. I hope you take appropriate action to remedy the situation. Otherwise I will be forced to pull through with the actions outlined above.
It's interesting how much support the cashew is getting. I didn't know they were so popular. This, of course, only makes me more confident in my decision. (You know what else was popular? The Nazis.)
@@KaneB Peep show reference?
@@FootnotesToPlato I would have said "the Nazis and Coldplay" to do that.
Next do one on beans and vegetables ,i Think walnuts, pecans cashews and pistachios are S tier p,perhaps its because I haven't tasted macadamian and hazel nuts or the others
Peanuts by themselves arent my favourite but peanut butter is one of the greatest creations on this earth
Also pine nuts are excellent when toasted in olive oil and served atop rice
cashew - instant s+
pistachio - s
almonds - D raw, but if smoked its a A+. blue diamond smokehouse almonds are a+ as reference
brazil - c
peanuts - C as is, A- with raisins
walnuts - c
macadamia - D. c+ in chocolate
pecan - b
pine nut - D
hazelnut - C
chestnut - i refuse to even acknowledge this abomination as nut
coconut - b+ but its not a nut
i love walnuts with a bit of honey on them
I've been waiting for you to do a nut tier list video. Terrible rankings btw.
i can finally dig in your thoughts.
can you dig in my soul
can you smell my whole
life?
@@KaneB Ur all mad.
I thought the video would be about truly nutty philosophers. That could make a fun video.
Cashews at C tier is super fair. I might put them in B tier bc they are such a nice nut in trail mixes (often nice salted with non-salted mixes). They are better as a companion nut than by itself.
4:44 me too
I'm brazilian and brazil nuts are my favorite. Cashew nuts are also very fucking good.
Cashews, coconuts and pistachios are S tier. Chestnuts are A tier, the rest are D tier, but pine nuts are E tier.
That's the most fucked up nut tier list of all time. Respect for the sheer audacity.
@@KaneB cashews and pistachios are definitely S. You should try Tadım brand cashews and Gaziantep pistachios then you will definitely understand that these are S
Chinese hickory nuts (山核桃仁) are S tier. Try to get your hands on some!
I was with you until 7:40. The Peanut is the best nut you can ever eat. The skin is a bit bitter yet delectable, yet if you don't like, you can just peel it off and you have a not too sweet nut that you can basically eat a bag of. Not only that Peanuts are the most varsitile of these all, at least in our simple lives. You can eat em without anything, you can make or buy em salted or with other spices, the sauce that asian restaurants make out of this nut is astounding, I could eat it by barrels. Not liking the Peanut is absolutly impossible for me to grasp. I need a breather...
bruh...call me village simpleton but peanut and jaggery combo goes HARD. i fully understood buddhist dependent origination with this one.
Nuttiest video yet.
walnut ranking shocked me tbh
They're all A tier, except for Macadamia which is S tier.
My allergic ass watching this
Peanuts should be higher because of peanut butter. I know it's not the point of the list, but I just really like peanut butter.
Have you ever tried any other nut butters?
Pine nuts in S tier, i agree with rest
You forgot deeznuts. S tier.
Almond S-tier? Clear fake news.
edit: you fixed it. Humanity thanks
Giving the peanut only 15 seconds was as just as insulting as the unkind words. The peanut is a nut of the people. It can be found at community events and circuses. But after enduring your hate, it will probably privatize your healthcare.
Surely Pine Nuts and Peanuts gotta be commended for their star role in Peanut Butter and Pesto.
You should change your name to Kane D
Frustratingly, peanuts are most abundant in nut-mix bags. I'm glad I don't share your strong aversion 😅
That was so nutty of you, doctor Kane
Hazelnuts would be my top pick. Really love thise fuckers.
Masterpiece.
Good job! What about seed tier list?
putting the nut of the working class in E tier smh
I am severely allergic why am i watching this
coconut is not a nut. again, not a nut.
Almonds are best, never tried pecan though
❤
That's nutty mate
i umm nice video
I need to sleep.
WHO UP NUTTING
i bought a kilogram of roasted nuts last week, and yeah, almonds are s tier
nevermind, you brought it down a tier