How Dog Breeds React to Robbers PT 1

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  • @Driftingsiax
    @Driftingsiax Před 3 měsíci +5717

    The husky also does this if the mail arrives, the sun comes out, the wind blows from the east, mercury is in retrograde, or when a celebrity has an extramarital affair.

    • @littlebean1556
      @littlebean1556 Před měsícem +91

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wolfzy0
      @wolfzy0 Před měsícem +127

      Bro, I've never seen a comment more criminally underrated before

    • @LunaiCarmen
      @LunaiCarmen Před měsícem +47

      Oh dear…ear drums must be tougher than I thought!

    • @SevEvoimaru
      @SevEvoimaru Před měsícem +53

      Huskies when existing:
      *_HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNN-_*

    • @Techrideretc.6793
      @Techrideretc.6793 Před měsícem +14

      💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gregd9853
    @gregd9853 Před rokem +17207

    I'm convinced that Dobermans live by the motto "If I have to get up, it's going to be an issue for you!"

  • @Color_Me_Chrome
    @Color_Me_Chrome Před 2 měsíci +3402

    Having two huskies they indeed let out a tornado siren no matter who or what enters.

    • @kathybarham612
      @kathybarham612 Před měsícem +48

      As someone with a husky I agree

    • @lizarddream
      @lizarddream Před měsícem +17

      agreed😂

    • @napoespi6985
      @napoespi6985 Před měsícem +14

      I had two huskies and a street mutt that we found on a walk. The huskies loved that El Gordo a lot but he would always run away when they started howling.

    • @anitalee9437
      @anitalee9437 Před 27 dny +4

      😆😅😂🤣😂

    • @ImaPseudonym-go6oy
      @ImaPseudonym-go6oy Před 15 dny +5

      Living with huskies is like living with emergency sirens that run all day, every day.

  • @NapoleonBorn2Party
    @NapoleonBorn2Party Před rokem +1965

    Violence never solves your problems, because you’re not using enough of it. - German Shepherd.

    • @sapphire8902
      @sapphire8902 Před rokem +31

      Nah, they'd probably say: "Violence isn't the answer, it's the question. The answer? *YES.* "

    • @Nezha_Main
      @Nezha_Main Před rokem +8

      ​@@sapphire8902 right exactly like what the top comment said 2 months ago .....

    • @sapphire8902
      @sapphire8902 Před rokem +8

      @@Nezha_Main I made this comment before realizing there was another comment like that one, I could delete it if you like me to but I truly didn't know.

    • @john-ic5pz
      @john-ic5pz Před rokem +3

      lmao highly underliked comment 😂

    • @HelenaVanCity
      @HelenaVanCity Před rokem +4

      Holy shit, I used to think I was a cat. But your quote makes me think I may be really a German Shepherd. LOL

  • @stayawayunited3744
    @stayawayunited3744 Před rokem +6010

    Shepherds wait their whole lives for an opportunity like that 😂

    • @bethanysmith5856
      @bethanysmith5856 Před 11 měsíci +107

      Reminds me of reading that 1 article, a family with a German shepherd came home to what looked like it could be a murder scene minus the body, their blood spattered dog wagging his tail welcoming them home after defending the house.

    • @cody1212143
      @cody1212143 Před 11 měsíci +21

      Depends if their trained. I seen some friendly ones that just wanted to play, then again it might be because they were one year olds.

    • @Gatekeeper0880
      @Gatekeeper0880 Před 11 měsíci +11

      Except mine, apparently. Mine acts more like the golden retriever lmao

    • @davidheath3196
      @davidheath3196 Před 11 měsíci +14

      ​​​@@Gatekeeper0880 they tend to be very friendly and playful with close groups of people. (people they see all the time) however when they see basically people trying to hurt someone close to them, well... they may not be around very long.
      Just know its telling you that it'll kill anything that tries to harm you or anyone that it likes. Every time it sees you

    • @breecoward2289
      @breecoward2289 Před 11 měsíci +14

      @@cody1212143Never.
      If any german shepherd ever is loved by a human
      They will defend that human with their life.
      Its the best thing about GSD

  • @BobNinjaCat
    @BobNinjaCat Před rokem +8341

    German Shepherds are the embodiment of "you fucked around, now you gonna find out."

    • @fischX
      @fischX Před rokem +80

      German Shepherds give Germany a violent reputation

    • @diegohuijbregtsgarcia5102
      @diegohuijbregtsgarcia5102 Před rokem +182

      ​@@fischX they're not violent, actually. They're fair and protective, like most shepherd breeds.

    • @nightowl334
      @nightowl334 Před rokem +57

      ​@@fischX I don't think we need German Sherpherds for that one though

    • @veekshyabulusu1524
      @veekshyabulusu1524 Před rokem

      ​@@fischX well tbh I don't think German Shepherd's give Germany a bad reputation bcz they r known to be police dogs & being in bomb squads

    • @breakinhfinger4169
      @breakinhfinger4169 Před rokem +13

      ​@@nightowl334💀💀

  • @t.c9537
    @t.c9537 Před rokem +22838

    A German Shepherd goes from 0-100 in less than a second

    • @shortsandwich5573
      @shortsandwich5573 Před rokem +775

      Thats why they make sick K-9 units

    • @monkish1197
      @monkish1197 Před rokem +317

      I think that bit was in reference to what happened to a robber when trying to exit through the doggy door

    • @Iminagony2
      @Iminagony2 Před rokem +88

      I have a German shepherd poodle mix

    • @liviwaslost
      @liviwaslost Před rokem +198

      Someone broke into my cousin’s house once and their German Shepherd chased them away lol

    • @Arcanefungus
      @Arcanefungus Před rokem +99

      ​@@shortsandwich5573 I think thats more because you can get them to be perfectly and instantly obedient... There would be much, much more effective breeds for combat as such...

  • @katie_theory
    @katie_theory Před 2 měsíci +2769

    When my Shepherd was 3 or 4 months old someone tried to get in my apartment. We had been playing and training, and he went from this sweet puppy to a 35 year old Marine with 33 confirmed kills in .8 seconds. I haven't worried about break-ins since.

  • @timberwulfer
    @timberwulfer Před rokem +81364

    A husky owner of two boys, that was very accurate. They're both incoherent and out of tune from each other, yet they're brothers.

    • @ThatGuy-mp9og
      @ThatGuy-mp9og Před rokem +1020

      Omg yes, it's one of those bark is worst then thier bite. But I enjoy my husky she only barks when someone knocks and if she needs potty as I have partial hearing and can't hear to good without hearing aids. And I hate wearing them at home

    • @robinfarrar3493
      @robinfarrar3493 Před rokem +288

      O.M.G. The ONLY explanation a husky parent CAN give. 😂🤣❤

    • @Scriptadiaboly
      @Scriptadiaboly Před rokem +232

      Imagine husky choir

    • @Stonecold300
      @Stonecold300 Před rokem +107

      ​@@ThatGuy-mp9og considering how bad their bark is the bite can still be pretty bad

    • @ThatGuy-mp9og
      @ThatGuy-mp9og Před rokem +136

      @@Stonecold300 completly true. But you would really have to piss one off to find out how bad it really is. All the huskies I've ever seen rather run from the fight or just be obnoxiously loud to show they are in charge

  • @kubad1420
    @kubad1420 Před rokem +2639

    Golden Retriever...
    Such a meaningful name...
    It indeed retrieves gold

  • @aurorafluffball5770
    @aurorafluffball5770 Před rokem +4362

    As a husky owner, I can confirm they will just howl and stare into your soul

    • @junglebro12
      @junglebro12 Před rokem +23

      That's scary

    • @olivers_biggest_fan0053
      @olivers_biggest_fan0053 Před rokem +46

      Ok but I have a goberian (husky and golden retriever) and it’s pure chaos when someone breaks in

    • @redandrit2105
      @redandrit2105 Před rokem +50

      ​@@olivers_biggest_fan0053the dog: you can't break in the house if I break it first 🗿

    • @CowboyCookhouse
      @CowboyCookhouse Před rokem +11

      That's scarier than being bit to a criminal. Alot scarier

    • @olivers_biggest_fan0053
      @olivers_biggest_fan0053 Před rokem +15

      @@redandrit2105 fr we haven’t even had him two month and we already need a new tv….. please don’t ask

  • @viannasrivastava4829
    @viannasrivastava4829 Před 2 měsíci +576

    The Doberman was like if I get up, you know your dead..The German shepherds won’t even give you a chance to leave..had me rolling 🤣😂🤣😂!!

    • @Randomfactsofwar
      @Randomfactsofwar Před 26 dny +14

      German shepherds want you to run. The chase is half the fun

    • @knitwit7082
      @knitwit7082 Před 17 dny +1

      ​@@Randomfactsofwar
      Very true!

    • @SW-jt3sl
      @SW-jt3sl Před 7 dny

      Thank you for being so funny. Dogs really are wonderful. How would you do a Chihuahua?

  • @prowelshman
    @prowelshman Před rokem +17577

    as someone who used to own a husky, I can confirm they call in airstrikes when they see a robber

    • @g3n3ral1nsanity5
      @g3n3ral1nsanity5 Před rokem +573

      AC-130 inbound to killzone

    • @AeroGuy07
      @AeroGuy07 Před rokem +473

      Yep, I have 2. If my house was being robbed every house on the street would know!

    • @eiohnanananunu9871
      @eiohnanananunu9871 Před rokem +225

      Man I thought it was summoning Pyramid Head. I was way off

    • @cavanagh0
      @cavanagh0 Před rokem +180

      I love the robber's face when he sees a husky and knows what's about to happen!

    • @SansdaReal
      @SansdaReal Před rokem +22

      True

  • @HundredSlot
    @HundredSlot Před rokem +5609

    Perfect example of dobermann. They just stare at you and you just disintegrates

    • @GreedyDrunk92
      @GreedyDrunk92 Před rokem +252

      Fun fact - they know how to kill humans.
      I mean, not how to fight in general, but what is the best way to attack humans, to injure them deadly

    • @bag-chaser
      @bag-chaser Před rokem +167

      @@GreedyDrunk92 this isn’t very fun

    • @GreedyDrunk92
      @GreedyDrunk92 Před rokem +217

      @@bag-chaser despite their unsettling skills, dobermans are great dogs. They were breed specifically to protect people, not to attack them or other dogs.
      So they're generally very calm and easy to train.
      But yeah, this shit is terrifying

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist Před rokem +120

      Pitbulls around their people: 🥰
      Pitbulls around intru--: 🐾🔪🩸🗡⚔👹🗿

    • @goldHydrangeas
      @goldHydrangeas Před rokem

      What more can you ask from dog originally developed around 1890 by Louis Dobermann, a tax collector from Germany 🇩🇪 😂 pay tax or DIEEEEE!!!! Lol

  • @adamb8317
    @adamb8317 Před 3 měsíci +4379

    Doberman: “That’s what I thought.”
    Rottweiler: “Oh you think you can just leave now?”

    • @Redjs90
      @Redjs90 Před 2 měsíci +70

      Bring some treats, and you're fine. They will forgive your intrusion.

    • @adamb8317
      @adamb8317 Před 2 měsíci +123

      @@Redjs90 If they aren’t trained. I know doebermans are quite food driven. But if they are trained halfway decent you are not leaving that room until Master is home

    • @stefankroon4615
      @stefankroon4615 Před 2 měsíci +96

      Cane Corso: "I am inevitable."

    • @koathekid8255
      @koathekid8255 Před 2 měsíci +51

      @@adamb8317and you aren’t leaving that room with both your legs no matter what

    • @ketlinagadiske3609
      @ketlinagadiske3609 Před měsícem +8

      LAST ONEIS SOO TRUE

  • @phoenixdreams5197
    @phoenixdreams5197 Před měsícem +620

    My sisters shepherd gave someone who decided that her house would be fine to break into the need for over 30 stitches. The dude barely made it over the fence into her yard before her shepherd was on him. He learned a hard lesson that day.

    • @tremor230
      @tremor230 Před měsícem +61

      The famous
      "My dog can clear the yard in 15 seconds. Can you do it in 14?"
      😂

    • @anjhindul
      @anjhindul Před 25 dny +24

      We had a nosey old neighbor, one day our Shephard decided she didn't like it, took his nose off. Cops told.him he should kept his head on his side of the fence.
      Ps, the cops were tired AF about this guy complaining about every other person in the neighborhood over the previous 2 years. 911 whats your emergency"His pool is dirty" "their kids are being loud!" "Their yard isn't pretty" I mean you get the idea?

    • @woosongs359
      @woosongs359 Před 19 dny

      ​@@anjhindulyeah lol good riddance 😂

    • @knitwit7082
      @knitwit7082 Před 17 dny +17

      Two burglars broke into a friend's house one morning. Her 3 dachshunds ran yapping to their beds. Her German Shepherd escorted the 2 out the back door where he backed them against the wooden fence.
      The worst part was her Siamese cat. As one of the men was against the fence, the cat approached him from above and behind, dropped onto his neck and shoulders like a fur collar, and sank claws and teeth into his flesh. He screamed, fell and rolled around, but he could not remove the cat.
      He got by far the worst of it. I wonder if he ever tried to burglarize another house?

    • @-eight-
      @-eight- Před 9 dny +9

      @@knitwit7082goddamn they executed a coordinated strike on him. He should do a skit about that 🤣🤣

  • @LeQuack147
    @LeQuack147 Před rokem +178192

    German Shepherd: "Violence isn't the answer. Violence is the question. The answer is yes."

  • @Lutail.
    @Lutail. Před rokem +6968

    German shepherd: Violence is the answer to all of your problems
    Husky: *air horn*

    • @GlitchGaming26
      @GlitchGaming26 Před rokem +40

      LMAO😂😂 why doesn’t this comment have more likes??😂😂

    • @Cenn_Devel
      @Cenn_Devel Před rokem +39

      How did I expect siren from Husky?

    • @GlitchGaming26
      @GlitchGaming26 Před rokem +27

      @@Cenn_Devel Because huskies are a siren- 😂

    • @Not_HH_Alastor
      @Not_HH_Alastor Před rokem +27

      Trust me, this is the only benefit your get from huskies

    • @Jakoppel
      @Jakoppel Před rokem +9

      ÆEEEEEEE😂😂

  • @exgrinder
    @exgrinder Před 3 měsíci +3114

    German Shepherd: “I’ve been training my whole life for this moment”

    • @Jemand-ll6pm
      @Jemand-ll6pm Před 2 měsíci +42

      Funfact:I think the sound that the husky makes is a german air raid siren
      (I‘m german and at least the sound is similar)

    • @tiffany7023
      @tiffany7023 Před měsícem +22

      My neighbor's German Shepherd started staying awake in the hallway guard dog style after they had kids. He straight up refuses to lay in the bed with them. Once the sun sets, he's on alert.

    • @lizzyandlegend2703
      @lizzyandlegend2703 Před měsícem

      I have 2 and the biggest one is a big old softie but he’s so big no one doesn’t want to go near him it’s the girl that bites

    • @MellaYellow
      @MellaYellow Před měsícem +4

      @@Jemand-ll6pm my female gsd has that siren! 😂😂😂

    • @Jemand-ll6pm
      @Jemand-ll6pm Před měsícem +2

      @@MellaYellow 😂😅

  • @andyblendermann
    @andyblendermann Před 2 měsíci +207

    Dobermans are oddly chill. If you make them care, you'll regret it haha.

    • @starmoalitiny
      @starmoalitiny Před měsícem +2

      😂😂😂

    • @sarahnite8825
      @sarahnite8825 Před 4 dny

      I was walking home through my back yard alley one night with my husband when we both went quiet with the "goosebumps" feeling. It was almost completely dark out but just light enough to make out silhouettes. We both silently turned to see 4 huge dobermans that were usually always kenneled in the nieghbors backyard stalking us. Even though I was drunk I'll never forget that image

  • @johnhellsing6408
    @johnhellsing6408 Před rokem +8073

    german shepherds are the literal embodiment of a Texan homeowner with a gun.

  • @lucyballearnezz1478
    @lucyballearnezz1478 Před rokem +15644

    Husky: Calls in reinforcements, Doberman and German Shepherd answer the call.

  • @Fyodor709
    @Fyodor709 Před rokem +1034

    German Shepard : if violence hasn’t solved your problems , it means you haven’t applied enough violence

    • @jaelin9107
      @jaelin9107 Před rokem +11

      Maxim 6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
      Surprisingly insightful, all things considered.

    • @realchiknuggets
      @realchiknuggets Před rokem +2

      lmao

    • @kneecie7
      @kneecie7 Před 3 dny

      😂😂😂

  • @WinterRabbit1
    @WinterRabbit1 Před měsícem +135

    The Husky one always takes me out. The stare with wide blue eyes accentuated by the lamp like a horror movie killer is absolutely what they look like. And the tornado siren is so accurate. I’ve had three (yes all at once) and it was chaos when a person they don’t know walks in the door.

    • @GreebleClown
      @GreebleClown Před měsícem +5

      From my experience they won’t actually do anything about the intruder, but hot darn if they don’t make sure everyone knows somethings going on.

    • @WinterRabbit1
      @WinterRabbit1 Před měsícem +2

      @@GreebleClown oh absolutely. I think there was only one time our male got really defensive of my stepdad and it was with another dog, not a person. He didn’t even do anything. Just growled so deep from in his chest we had never heard that’s sounds from him before or since.

    • @sarahnite8825
      @sarahnite8825 Před 4 dny +1

      The swallow is what gets me 😂😂😂

  • @ChillKillaBeta
    @ChillKillaBeta Před rokem +6949

    German Shepherd: "Peace was an option, i just disabled it in the settings."

  • @pidge5399
    @pidge5399 Před rokem +592

    The doberman one is so true of any "bully" or guard dog breed. People will be so scared and the poor dogs are just vibing

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 Před rokem

      A dobie I watched would clonk her head against everything. Wall, door, window, tree, my hip, car, the other dog… She was a sweet and kinda stupid dog.

    • @Serene80
      @Serene80 Před rokem +1

      IKR!!! Most Dobies would just want to lick him to death but they have such a dangerous reputations...

    • @thewonderfullymadejaraid7015
      @thewonderfullymadejaraid7015 Před rokem +23

      By "vibing", I believe you mean vibing to the sound of their own frenzied baying.

    • @pidge5399
      @pidge5399 Před rokem +6

      @@thewonderfullymadejaraid7015 no, no I don't

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata Před rokem +53

      Dobermans, Pitbulls, and Rottweilers can pretty much get by on protecting your house by sheer presence alone. Their clout for being "violent" breeds (which isn't the case if you're a good owner to them) is enough to make any robber turn tail and scramble.

  • @amyheltonwalker
    @amyheltonwalker Před 3 měsíci +106

    I love German Shepherds, no nonsense and they don’t wait around!

  • @occecation
    @occecation Před rokem +903

    the genuine fear in his voice when the german shepard immediately chooses violence on sight 💀

    • @avns4910
      @avns4910 Před rokem +13

      Accurate German shepherd moment

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU Před rokem +15

      Peace was never an option.

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels Před rokem +7

      Violence is the answer.

    • @kim-hendrikmerk4163
      @kim-hendrikmerk4163 Před rokem +3

      ​@@calicobagels Violence is never the answer!
      Violence is a question and the answer is yes!

  • @Cemhta
    @Cemhta Před rokem +4323

    The doberman one was nice because they usually are pretty chill but most people are terrified by them 😂

    • @legoferrari14
      @legoferrari14 Před rokem +205

      Dobermans were bred specifically as a guard dog to have a powerful, intimidating build. Earlier Dobermans were also fiercer to be more protective of their owners but over the years their aggression has started to be reduced down in their breeding to be safer in families with younger children whilst still retaining their defender's loyalty.

    • @Beep-o
      @Beep-o Před rokem +100

      We had a Doberman and she'd let people come into the house but as soon as they'd turn around to leave she'd try and attack them. She was a super sweet dog and only ever did this with people who she did not think had a good vibe

    • @jenniferd.820
      @jenniferd.820 Před rokem +19

      ​@Caroline Cairns my kind of pup! Feel free to come in but you leave when I say you can 😈

    • @jnl3564
      @jnl3564 Před rokem +23

      My Doberman is friendly but would absolutely tear up a robber. He knows what his job is.

    • @k.t.1641
      @k.t.1641 Před rokem +8

      My boy was friendly but not to men, and not to strangers…….so…..pretty much a Doberman 😂 My best bud is like 6’6 and Kal(my dog) did NOT like him

  • @jajak8055412
    @jajak8055412 Před rokem +1717

    A husky and a chihuahua would be an unstoppable alarm system

    • @hunterthelord
      @hunterthelord Před rokem +50

      THATS A GERMAN SPITZ! SMALL FUZZY FUN LOVING LOUDEST DOG EVER!

    • @marthaz1183
      @marthaz1183 Před rokem +10

      Yes, I totally 💯 agree 😂!

    • @thepixielife219
      @thepixielife219 Před rokem +14

      I have living proof of that except mine is a terrier and he goes for knees and ankles.

    • @daniel_sc1024
      @daniel_sc1024 Před rokem +34

      My sister had a chihuahua. It was the spawn of Satan. I only saw it once or twice in its too long a life; any time she had guests over, the demon seed was locked in her bedroom, where you could hear it snarling and barking.

    • @chelseadreamlander
      @chelseadreamlander Před rokem +9

      I have evidence that this is a fact lol owner of a husky and a pug chihuahua mix

  • @Mark-The-Void
    @Mark-The-Void Před měsícem +60

    Meanwhile chihuahua named princess cupcake is nibbling and bitting at the robbers' ankles like they're the finest brisket in the world

  • @darkangel7274
    @darkangel7274 Před rokem +1160

    Funny enough, I had a Bernese mountain dog named Loki as a child. He was so sweet and loving towards everyone, so my parents and I joked that if anyone tried to rob us, he would welcome them in.
    The summer before my senior year of high school, my dad and I heard a loud/deep bark and growl from downstairs at 3am. It was a bark we had never from Loki. We go downstairs, and he is barking at the window and we saw 2 teens we're running from the house. Dad was like, "well I'll be, you will guard the house."
    Love you lots Loki. Thanks for protecting us ❤️

    • @autisticzuko2750
      @autisticzuko2750 Před rokem +219

      My friend (a bermese mountain dog) only did that deep scary bark once in her life. Trembling with fear, she placed herself between her human and the threat and let out a mighty boof.
      It was a snowman.

    • @sophfro
      @sophfro Před rokem +59

      My family's border collie Pippin would do the exact same thing. All the neighbor kids loved him and he almost never barked (unless he saw a moose) but if you were sus, he would go off. I remember him growling at two guys who were being really creepy while I was on a walk with him...pretty sure he got treat when he got home. Some dogs just know, it is wild

    • @DarkFoxKirin
      @DarkFoxKirin Před rokem +49

      I have a Husky/German Shepherd hybrid and his bark totally changes depending on the situation. His barks are high and whining to me when he wants something, but as soon as there’s a stranger lurking about his bark goes down like, 5 octaves, and he seems to get bigger (his fur fluffs up). It was startling when it first happened, lol. I’ve always had small dogs, he was my first big dog.

    • @theoneeyedartist3253
      @theoneeyedartist3253 Před rokem +41

      ​@@autisticzuko2750 She saw Jack frost and knew the dangers snowmen can be.

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort Před rokem +6

      @@sophfro
      Oh man, a dog named Pippin, reminds me to that movie The Meg, when the Chinese bride calling for her dog named Pippin like a million times, LoL. 🤭❤
      I hope you also have one named Merry...

  • @djbxandsbr451
    @djbxandsbr451 Před rokem +1007

    Having raised and trained Dobermans, they are like lions. They let you come in, but WILL NOT let you leave.

  • @patrickracer43
    @patrickracer43 Před rokem +12724

    Robber: *enters*
    German Shepherd: "you know you f*cked up right?"

    • @Zephyr_Phoenix76
      @Zephyr_Phoenix76 Před rokem +363

      **cues the DooM Music**

    • @lazyken6468
      @lazyken6468 Před rokem +51

      Ayo, name twins. We twizzy

    • @TrueFlameslinger
      @TrueFlameslinger Před rokem +181

      As soon as I saw the breed, I was like "He can't get out of there fast enough"

    • @puppydogface2333
      @puppydogface2333 Před rokem +80

      I have a Belgian Shepard she's mixed with Belgian malas and German Shepard those types are used for police dogs her mom was a police dog

    • @blurwake
      @blurwake Před rokem +51

      @@Zephyr_Phoenix76 Nah doom music is when you enter and there is a Chow chow or a Cane Corso

  • @reb1050
    @reb1050 Před 2 měsíci +5

    I have 3 dogs. A watchdog, a pointer, and a porter. The watchdog will watch you steal everything I have. The pointer points out the good stuff, and the porter helps you carry the stuff out.

  • @ohonna6209
    @ohonna6209 Před rokem +2356

    German shepherd was preparing their whole life for this moment.

    • @leogillard7384
      @leogillard7384 Před rokem +53

      As a German Shepherd owner I can confirm that's how they act

    • @SnowGorjira
      @SnowGorjira Před rokem +11

      I can also
      agree

    • @jeepmanxj
      @jeepmanxj Před rokem +7

      You should try something like a black mouth cur.
      I've never had a dog that will go from laying on the floor feet to the sky airing out their belly to guardian as quick.

    • @Echoes-dz2ur
      @Echoes-dz2ur Před rokem +7

      They want all the smoke

    • @redandrit2105
      @redandrit2105 Před rokem +7

      Their body is all natural no steroids unlike the liver king

  • @stoneman472
    @stoneman472 Před rokem +9516

    Doberman: Huh, I guess he chose life.

    • @glad2balive
      @glad2balive Před rokem +312

      ​@@aarpmissmeakamissme6079because they are freakishly quiet. They don't bark unnecessarily and just attack out of nowhere 😆😆😆😆 I had 2 growing up.

    • @glad2balive
      @glad2balive Před rokem +269

      ​@@aarpmissmeakamissme6079yeah they give you time to reconsider your choices before they make the ultimate one for ya! 😆

    • @giftofthewild6665
      @giftofthewild6665 Před rokem +128

      ​@@glad2baliveare they actually quiet? Maybe I'll get a dobe mix next then. I have a GSD mix and she's great but she's super loud 😂 she will bark first and then check out what she's even barking at. "Oh, it was just leaves falling, silly me, false alarm"
      Seriously, noisy af

    • @alyshasocie6120
      @alyshasocie6120 Před rokem +57

      @@giftofthewild6665 they are also a sporty kind of dog that needs lots of exercise

    • @themis_beat1014
      @themis_beat1014 Před rokem +51

      @AARPMiss Me aka MissMe they are the definition of "if looks could kill"

  • @karmatical5837
    @karmatical5837 Před rokem +11234

    Husky: *you have 3 seconds until i release the nuclear siren*

  • @madunicorn7621
    @madunicorn7621 Před 2 měsíci +35

    German Shepard said your stuck in here with me bro. Accurate

  • @Martial_Autist
    @Martial_Autist Před rokem +3312

    The german shepherd was on point. We once had a break-in attempt, we came home in the evening to find the front door open and our dog chilling in the hallway. He was guarding the front door while enjoying a piece of the burglar's (bloody) pants that he tore off when he went for him. He was a good boi and he got many treats that evening. ;)

    • @peppermintplush10
      @peppermintplush10 Před rokem +35

      Lol

    • @Imsimplyaskeleton
      @Imsimplyaskeleton Před rokem +52

      What a good doggo

    • @ilovericelol
      @ilovericelol Před rokem +132

      I had a German Shepherd who would drag anyone away from me if they were pretending to hurt me. Such a smart and sweet boy. I miss you, Cloud.

    • @peppermintplush10
      @peppermintplush10 Před rokem +22

      @@ilovericelol Your username fits in with this comment 😂

    • @ilovericelol
      @ilovericelol Před rokem +10

      @@peppermintplush10 lol 😭🤣

  • @Trojianmaru
    @Trojianmaru Před rokem +1869

    And it's not even like the German Shepherd is violent, he's just smart enough and loyal enough to understand that this is the correct situation to use violence.

    • @navIAMy
      @navIAMy Před rokem +37

      Accurate

    • @hollycampbell1746
      @hollycampbell1746 Před rokem +11

      Yea and I had a German Shepherd and my neighbor does, and that German Shepherd (neighbors) goes off when the Mexicans dog walks out, and the dogs started fighting once but the neighbors was behind a fence

    • @AlexisDouFlo
      @AlexisDouFlo Před rokem +8

      100% we always thought our sheperd would be friends with any robber because he was just a cuddly loving thing... until somebody shady came too close 😅

    • @bradleyhall1815
      @bradleyhall1815 Před rokem +7

      ​@@AlexisDouFlo they know when it's time to put the hold on cuddles

    • @Good.Morning.Petty.Potatoes
      @Good.Morning.Petty.Potatoes Před rokem +1

      Can confirm!

  • @songsilike2114
    @songsilike2114 Před rokem +3308

    You cannot forget the chihuahua, they will chase you and bark for eternity

    • @zach0007
      @zach0007 Před rokem +30

      And pissingbas it's barking at you

    • @nadinehoogenboezem4798
      @nadinehoogenboezem4798 Před rokem +132

      you get a Chihuahua to wake your big dog up to react

    • @Cirmaci
      @Cirmaci Před rokem +6

      Fr

    • @pippiecarr9378
      @pippiecarr9378 Před rokem +26

      And, you can't catch them.

    • @ruthjasper4408
      @ruthjasper4408 Před rokem +109

      If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, a chihuahua 10 miles away will bark at it.

  • @mr.turtle3585
    @mr.turtle3585 Před měsícem +16

    Was half-expecting one for a Chihuahua to just drop on/rush him as soon as he entered the room while screaming like the rabid singularity of rage they are lol.

  • @badbiker666
    @badbiker666 Před rokem +4093

    I used to know a guy who bred Dobermans. He had "Beware Of The Dog" signs all over his property. I was scared to go near the fence, so I avoided it. Until one day I had no choice but to get from where I was to where I needed to be meant walking right past his yard. Cute little Doberman puppies crowded up to the chain link to say hello. I walked quickly to avoid meeting momma. Then it happened, she saw me, saw how close I was to her babies and came to the fence. Turns out, nicest dog I ever met. Let me rub her head over the fence and pet her babies through the fence. I started taking that route all the time, and loved interacting with that doggie family every time they were out. I miss those dogs.
    P.S. The guy was pretty cool, too. He was in the yard one time, saw me engaging with his animals, came over, and we talked dogs for about 20 minutes. Awesome guy with great pets.

    • @thairinkhudr4259
      @thairinkhudr4259 Před rokem +169

      Honestly you got me in the first half fr.

    • @Kenneth_A_H
      @Kenneth_A_H Před rokem +149

      Animals often take after their owners

    • @aidenlangston6753
      @aidenlangston6753 Před rokem +75

      the good ending

    • @c.a.t550
      @c.a.t550 Před rokem +111

      honestly the only reason a dog would be super angry or aggressive would be because of how the owner treats them. i imagine the owner of that dog family was amazing

    • @animeminians7451
      @animeminians7451 Před rokem +29

      This whole interaction was wholesome and brings me peace

  • @Zaciriya
    @Zaciriya Před rokem +1653

    Doberman really do have that "is there gonna be a problem?" Energy

    • @Zachary_McLaren
      @Zachary_McLaren Před rokem +140

      They have that "sir I'm asking you nicely, to leave the area, I'm not going to ask a second time." Energy.

    • @Ilivedbih
      @Ilivedbih Před rokem +22

      ​​@@Zachary_McLarenThey're so badass to me. I would love to have one, not just as a friend but to feel safer at home, but I have a parrot and I'm afraid he'll hurt her because she's so clingy and might annoy the dog.

    • @jans.g6033
      @jans.g6033 Před rokem +22

      I heard that Dobers are really quiet, "looks could kill" dogs, but I've always wanted one because of how regal they look. Also, the short fur, absolutely, no need for so much grooming.

    • @Jamer767
      @Jamer767 Před rokem +9

      Truth is dobie's are pushovers. The one I had was out to cuddle attack

    • @ceejay8545
      @ceejay8545 Před rokem +16

      My parents had a doberman when our daughter was little and he was her protector, he wouldn't leave her side. They were buddies.

  • @Arrow333
    @Arrow333 Před rokem +678

    Ah, I see: Golden Retriever got it's name because it helps robbers to "retrieve the gold".

    • @julial.r.5383
      @julial.r.5383 Před rokem +21

      This should have more likes!! The name makes total sense now 😂

    • @reikomyles1495
      @reikomyles1495 Před rokem +13

      Funny

    • @gant9658
      @gant9658 Před rokem +8

      Oh so that's why.

    • @gamercreature2587
      @gamercreature2587 Před rokem

      Break the system be a robber and have a pitbull with you at all times.

    • @Straypuft
      @Straypuft Před rokem +3

      If you have a lot of them, then they will retrieve all the gold.

  • @mortalhydra7523
    @mortalhydra7523 Před 2 měsíci +24

    German Sheperd: *VIOLENCE*
    Husky: Alarm Siren
    Pitbull: *MASSACRE*

  • @thelojay
    @thelojay Před rokem +1864

    German Shepherd: “Did you just… touch MY f*ckin house??”

    • @chelseanabonne
      @chelseanabonne Před rokem +8

      😂😂😂

    • @huntrezz01
      @huntrezz01 Před rokem +22

      WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!

    • @J1853
      @J1853 Před rokem +8

      So true 😂❤

    • @Ace_the_Grey_Wolf
      @Ace_the_Grey_Wolf Před rokem +3

      Lol

    • @risachan1821
      @risachan1821 Před rokem +5

      That's actually a really German behaviour, even as humans it's commonly known that you just don't go onto other people's property without consent. Just to the front door or bell, everything else is just barbaric

  • @RosieWilliamOlivia
    @RosieWilliamOlivia Před rokem +967

    This is so perfect! Our neighbors sadly got robbed one year at Christmas and the videos show their 2 Goldens following the robbers about wagging their tails and generally being very pleased to have visitors. They didn't even bark once 👀😮

    • @spotmusic7345
      @spotmusic7345 Před rokem +50

      😂😂😂😂❤️

    • @nikidijawen
      @nikidijawen Před rokem +17

      lol

    • @time2livelife
      @time2livelife Před rokem +78

      😂😂😂 that’s terrible. They need to get a watch dog in addition to their golden retrievers. Or a security system.

    • @sechampagne
      @sechampagne Před rokem +10

      😂😂

    • @dorothypage7410
      @dorothypage7410 Před rokem +22

      At least they love their dogs! Lol. Hahaha

  • @merry_lovely5260
    @merry_lovely5260 Před rokem +7207

    as a husky owner, i can confirm, huskys sound like sirens 😭

    • @chrislanglois8275
      @chrislanglois8275 Před rokem +55

      i laughed till i cried and kept laughing at that part, the rest was ofc hilarious but that surprised me and sent me over edge XD lmao

    • @Klee2
      @Klee2 Před rokem +11

      Raiden?

    • @user-gh4xu8of7e
      @user-gh4xu8of7e Před rokem +5

      Same here

    • @proxyhx2075
      @proxyhx2075 Před rokem +9

      @@Klee2 Air Raid Siren still can't cook 🚨

    • @The-Purple-Myth
      @The-Purple-Myth Před rokem +6

      It’s true not a lie from across another house I hear my huskys

  • @DailyHawkeMemes
    @DailyHawkeMemes Před rokem +10839

    As a husky owner i can confirm huskies like to howl at new people and also jump on them

  • @enigmadrath1780
    @enigmadrath1780 Před měsícem +8

    My Goldie would just happily follow the robber from room to room, hoping he finds the snack drawer.

  • @thatonesodorfalloutfan
    @thatonesodorfalloutfan Před rokem +1715

    The husky legit just turned into the purge siren💀

    • @andorfedra
      @andorfedra Před rokem +15

      and the sound effect is what amounts to a train horn for effect.

    • @wazoskislark7489
      @wazoskislark7489 Před rokem +2

      420 likes no touchy

    • @THPTTH
      @THPTTH Před rokem +2

      ​@@andorfedra lol 😂

    • @superpilotdude
      @superpilotdude Před rokem

      I thought it was from the invasion of the body snatchers.

    • @Leef95
      @Leef95 Před rokem +2

      I was thinking of Silent Hill

  • @Bitterbiscuitls
    @Bitterbiscuitls Před rokem +1695

    The way the Doberman is completely unbothered love it

    • @griffins750
      @griffins750 Před rokem +37

      Well only because the guy left, if he had stayed… 👿😈😈😈

    • @bellatorluminis2244
      @bellatorluminis2244 Před rokem +57

      Well, bc Dobermans get such a bad rep that the robber believes the stereotypes and fears it whereas the Doberman is just like “oh… ok, bye then.”

    • @ald7282
      @ald7282 Před rokem +65

      they were bred to look as intimidating as possible, even if most are big sweeties

    • @Shane-sf9pv
      @Shane-sf9pv Před rokem +19

      ​@@ald7282sweeties that fart a lot 😂

    • @chrisbarry9345
      @chrisbarry9345 Před rokem +14

      I don't know what kind of Doberman you had but we had two that were definitely not like that lol. They loved their people so much that they were super protective at least for show. One of them it was all show and if you just had the guts to walk up to a 100-lb pissed off dog and pet it He would be your friend 😂

  • @kateharris9465
    @kateharris9465 Před rokem +517

    As a Golden retriever owner, that’s pretty accurate, usually whenever someone enters the house, she’ll make them lay on the floor and pet her and if they get up before she wants them to she will lay on their legs 😂

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 Před rokem +20

      Can I come over to be friends with your dog?
      My cats will hate it but… dog

    • @Banana_boat
      @Banana_boat Před rokem +4

      Can I also come over?
      that Sounds like bliss.

    • @postalflap
      @postalflap Před rokem +10

      I had to do a repair while a tentant wasn't home. Her retriever acted like I was a long lost best friend.

    • @queenb1119
      @queenb1119 Před rokem +3

      My golden thinks he's a lap dog! If you sit on the floor, Gryphon WILL sit on your lap! 🐕‍🦺❤️🤣

  • @Hope4NewDay1
    @Hope4NewDay1 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Dobermans "I didn't want to do it but you gave me every reason"

  • @thefreedommemer
    @thefreedommemer Před rokem +2398

    The husky: ENEMIES INBOUND, CODE ALPHA REPEAT CODE ALPHA

    • @alexsoo501
      @alexsoo501 Před rokem

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @thegreyeagle548
      @thegreyeagle548 Před rokem +25

      68 likes, but no comments not on my watch.

    • @KeejNdeczMom
      @KeejNdeczMom Před rokem +16

      THEIR IN THE BASE CODE ALPHA

    • @Dergwergmeme
      @Dergwergmeme Před rokem +6

      Lol 😂

    • @sama34
      @sama34 Před rokem +41

      The Husky:*CODE ALPHA DO READ ME CODE ALPHA DO YOU READ ME*
      The German Shepherd:* THIS CODE ALPHA READ YOU LOUD AND CLEAR WHAT'S YOUR STATUS BETA*
      The Husky:*ALPHA HE BREACHED THE BASE I REPEAT HE BREACHED THE BASE*
      The German Shepherd:*RELEASE THE ALARM I AM COMING IN FROM BEHIND*
      The Husky:*SOUNDS THE ALARM*

  • @t26e3pershingtank
    @t26e3pershingtank Před rokem +1442

    As a husky owner, can confirm, they do become air raid sirens when someone enters the house

    • @themagicalwolfisthebest7691
      @themagicalwolfisthebest7691 Před rokem +32

      I can see why, as they are a very talkative breed, from what I’ve seen

    • @ADHDcisGinger
      @ADHDcisGinger Před rokem +22

      Mines a husky German shepherd mix, and he's a big butthole that makes a ton of noise any time someone walks down the road.

    • @1mariomaniac
      @1mariomaniac Před rokem +2

      ​@@ADHDcisGingerthat sounds about right lmao

    • @nyxie2877
      @nyxie2877 Před rokem +3

      It doesn’t even need to be an intruder. They just need an excuse to make noise

    • @user-je5nu6sg1g
      @user-je5nu6sg1g Před 15 dny

      My mom and step-dad have a husky who is like 1-2 yrs and he's like a toddler with adhd hyped on sugar
      He also doesn't even need an excuse to be loud asf

  • @Isthatthegrimreaper170
    @Isthatthegrimreaper170 Před rokem +2745

    German Shepherds don’t choose violence
    *They are the violence*

    • @laurabragg5089
      @laurabragg5089 Před rokem +11

      not all of them are violent, some are whimps

    • @DanBz13
      @DanBz13 Před rokem +8

      ​@@laurabragg5089 yeah I own a german shepherd and she likes to play with other dogs and people at my neighborhood

    • @margarettedelosreyes92
      @margarettedelosreyes92 Před rokem +6

      my germans sweet sometimes he gets angry i dunno why

    • @hollycampbell1746
      @hollycampbell1746 Před rokem

      So true

    • @rdragons-berger
      @rdragons-berger Před rokem +4

      They are the ones who knock

  • @sstasmania486
    @sstasmania486 Před 27 dny +3

    The golden retriever is just basically like the tour guide whenever an intruder is at the house

  • @Site-120
    @Site-120 Před 9 měsíci +3326

    That Husky was waiting for the robber to open that door💀💀

    • @hammy_703
      @hammy_703 Před 9 měsíci +13

      Muy guy said 🗿 🍷

    • @shootaman2
      @shootaman2 Před 9 měsíci

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @jayperez2425
      @jayperez2425 Před 8 měsíci +2

      1.8k likes and 1 reply? Lens fix dat.

    • @lavadamelon-fg2jn
      @lavadamelon-fg2jn Před 8 měsíci +4

      Bro literally said 'my time to shine' 😂

    • @Briiiiiiiiiiiiiigitte
      @Briiiiiiiiiiiiiigitte Před 8 měsíci +2

      Fr fr I have a husky and he would alert if someone came if it’s a women it’s ok but if it’s a men…. oh you might just be dead

  • @SophiaAphrodite
    @SophiaAphrodite Před rokem +36579

    Dobermans let you in. They just don't let you leave.

    • @krysd8594
      @krysd8594 Před rokem +2502

      I had a dobie/weimaraner mix and 100% this. Especially if you messed with me. Doesn't matter if she likes you, you mess with me you're getting bit at minimum! Best dog I ever had! She actually saved me from being kidnapped, then saved my life a couple years later.

    • @kennethosbourne1300
      @kennethosbourne1300 Před rokem +511

      ​@@krysd8594 Nice memories to have man, though I might not understand the level of joy these memories might give you.👌 must be a beautiful experience.

    • @krysd8594
      @krysd8594 Před rokem +454

      @@kennethosbourne1300 having a wonderful dog that was a loving sweetheart and would protect you with everything she had is absolutely amazing. She passed almost 20 years ago but I still think about and miss her. I wish everyone had a pet they bonded like that with.

    • @tylermarshall5134
      @tylermarshall5134 Před rokem +682

      "Im not locked up in here with u, ur locked up in here with me"

    • @Mike1zKool
      @Mike1zKool Před rokem +79

      @@krysd8594 yes finally now I can sweep in for the kill

  • @scarlettfairytail3099
    @scarlettfairytail3099 Před 10 měsíci +4576

    A husky might welcome you into their home but they will let everybody know you're in their home.😂

    • @itz-Estalla
      @itz-Estalla Před 10 měsíci +20

      😂

    • @michaelgaunt149
      @michaelgaunt149 Před 10 měsíci +56

      Built in alarm with your guard dog! :)

    • @KR1ST1NA13
      @KR1ST1NA13 Před 10 měsíci +10

      Very true 😂

    • @tacomn
      @tacomn Před 10 měsíci +12

      My guy loves people and while he is very expressive, he is almost silent most of the time

    • @ohn9ne
      @ohn9ne Před 10 měsíci +5

      ​@tacomn that's super rare

  • @darkdragoness5
    @darkdragoness5 Před měsícem +5

    I love that the Doberman is just minding his own business, but the robber is terrified and leaves.
    Also the Golden Retriever is totally accurate

  • @samanthawood4054
    @samanthawood4054 Před rokem +1567

    As a golden retriever I can tell you my owner doesn't bother buying jewellery anymore

    • @tric5122
      @tric5122 Před rokem +24

      Super underrated comment

    • @3arbara7
      @3arbara7 Před rokem +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jullietmburu9672
      @jullietmburu9672 Před rokem +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @visheshreddy4293
      @visheshreddy4293 Před rokem +6

      😂😂😂lmao

    • @Matt_H_
      @Matt_H_ Před rokem +12

      Our old GR was the reason why the family literally put socks on their own wish lists.
      He'd rob them.

  • @broken1boness
    @broken1boness Před rokem +512

    As someone who had a husky for 16 amazing years before she peacefully passed, every knock and every person opening the door warranted at least one bark if not more.

    • @Nightdare
      @Nightdare Před rokem +11

      Your husky barked?
      ...lucky you
      Those 2 of mine went of like fireworks

    • @Valkbg
      @Valkbg Před rokem +2

      Our husky barks when its time for a walk and only then.

    • @a_smart_yeet3731
      @a_smart_yeet3731 Před rokem +1

      Same

    • @Nightdare
      @Nightdare Před rokem +5

      @@Valkbg
      Mine acted like the house was about to get hit by a meteorite and we all needed to evacuate

  • @notallergictochocolate
    @notallergictochocolate Před rokem +1978

    the husky stare was immaculate

  • @Vinny2390
    @Vinny2390 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Doberman is pretty darn accurate. Miss our boy Charlie. Rip my Friend and we WILL meet again

  • @busshock
    @busshock Před rokem +3370

    As a mailman, I can confirm that every night is that kinda night, or day for that matter.

  • @mohamedcadri5291
    @mohamedcadri5291 Před 11 měsíci +7647

    That husky face was accurate asf.😂😂😂

    • @virgoadityalesmana3071
      @virgoadityalesmana3071 Před 11 měsíci +15

      ,😂

    • @grimm_satisfaction1292
      @grimm_satisfaction1292 Před 11 měsíci +22

      My aunt just got a husky and the not so-little-gal is exactly like that... 😂😂😂

    • @Trehek
      @Trehek Před 11 měsíci +38

      As soon as I saw "husky", I knew it was going down! ...And turned down my volume!

    • @billybamboom
      @billybamboom Před 11 měsíci +18

      the husky’s distant stare. ik 😂
      they’re so dumb, happy-go-lucky, and good at eating random-ahh birds i love them sm

    • @hivee3044
      @hivee3044 Před 11 měsíci +16

      I laughed so hard because i got two huskies, someone tried to break into the house once and it's exactly what happened, the guy left the house so fast he dropped half his own stuff on the way out, like his watch.

  • @antoniobacic5674
    @antoniobacic5674 Před rokem +462

    Doberman: “I only need one stare to change your whole career.”

  • @lolo27234
    @lolo27234 Před měsícem +4

    German shepherds have that game 7 “this is what we train for” energy

  • @alderblanco2362
    @alderblanco2362 Před rokem +3506

    I’ve seen this video so many times and it’s still so fucking funny how the dobie literally doesn’t do anything

    • @maybearkamaybenot11
      @maybearkamaybenot11 Před rokem +99

      That is for the best

    • @badkitty4922
      @badkitty4922 Před rokem +90

      At least there's no mess to clean up.😂😂😂

    • @Jerseybytes2
      @Jerseybytes2 Před rokem +73

      if the thief brings treats my German Shepherd pup will welcome him with open arms. the Border collie may want to herd them, but I'm sure he'll see the light if enough treats are given to him

    • @mr.cobalt1668
      @mr.cobalt1668 Před rokem +55

      It projects a menacing aura is what it does.

    • @mikazukiaugus1273
      @mikazukiaugus1273 Před rokem +45

      All it does is stare and the robber will automatically know the assignment...
      At least that's what I understood

  • @caramelapple5022
    @caramelapple5022 Před rokem +1592

    German Shepard : "You tryna rob my owner? Guess what. I'm about to rob you of your soul."

    • @crisdale5483
      @crisdale5483 Před rokem +7

      438 likes and no comment?
      Sheesh

    • @lyalove8899
      @lyalove8899 Před rokem +3

      689 likes and only one comment…hmmmmm

    • @THE_kafka_fan
      @THE_kafka_fan Před rokem +2

      768 likes and only 2 comments , let me fix that

    • @tracyswanson
      @tracyswanson Před rokem +1

      1.4K likes and only 3 comments here I will fix that for ya.

    • @Zicetec2000
      @Zicetec2000 Před 2 měsíci

      1500 likes and only 4 comments after a year... sheesh we be slacking.

  • @kelleypendergraft2873
    @kelleypendergraft2873 Před 11 měsíci +3471

    The Doberman will not let you leave, the German Shepherd has waited his whole life for this opportunity and the Husky will let you know that there's someone in the house.

    • @timo1383
      @timo1383 Před 11 měsíci +64

      Also the Dachshund - to smoool to fight but loud as 10 German Shepherds

    • @L0rdDeLtA
      @L0rdDeLtA Před 11 měsíci +49

      ​@timo1383 My grandmother had a Daschund, and she fought EVERYONE she didn't know that crossed into the yard or even used the sidewalk. She was FEARLESS yet the greatest cuddlebug ever. Miss ya Gretchen.

    • @terrible-shape
      @terrible-shape Před 10 měsíci +29

      The Husky will let the entire neighborhood that someone is in the house

    • @tigerbteam
      @tigerbteam Před 10 měsíci +6

      What about a pit bull?

    • @Zhensovet
      @Zhensovet Před 10 měsíci +2

      😂👍🔥🔥🔥

  • @jesscharles1512
    @jesscharles1512 Před měsícem +9

    German Shepherd is spot on!!! 😂😂 My Kaiser will go after anyone who would try this. 😂

  • @A.C_MP
    @A.C_MP Před 10 měsíci +5069

    Doberman's knowing they have to do virtually nothing and it works is amazing

    • @TheCrow2483
      @TheCrow2483 Před 9 měsíci +74

      I'm sure Cerberus was a three headed Doberman so yeah it makes sense they don't have to do anything to protect your stuff from burglars

    • @crazyfinnster9040
      @crazyfinnster9040 Před 9 měsíci +12

      @@TheCrow2483 actually he looked more like a rottweiler

    • @joshroi8610
      @joshroi8610 Před 9 měsíci +13

      @@crazyfinnster9040 as someone who grew up around champion bloodline Rottweiler breeding… a strong Doberman puts them ALL to shame. A Doberman can tear a Rottweiler apart no joke. They’re calm, but they’re by far the deadliest.

    • @no_mercy4183
      @no_mercy4183 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@joshroi8610absolutely right

    • @user-yc9pf7oq3v
      @user-yc9pf7oq3v Před 9 měsíci +3

      The doberman just has to exist to scare the lad 💀

  • @cseba12
    @cseba12 Před 6 měsíci +3573

    German shepherd: VIOLENCE
    Husky: NUCLEAR SIREN 🚨

    • @raptorx4511
      @raptorx4511 Před 3 měsíci +36

      Imagine having both that would be the best

    • @michaelfolino8414
      @michaelfolino8414 Před 3 měsíci +6

      WHY the black finger nails?!?!?! WHY????

    • @TsukabuNosoratori2
      @TsukabuNosoratori2 Před 3 měsíci +18

      Golden Retriever- Friendliest failure of a guard dog ever. Can't even be mad.

    • @wishingstar8701
      @wishingstar8701 Před 3 měsíci +7

      That was actually the silent hill movie siren

    • @Rocky_69420
      @Rocky_69420 Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@raptorx4511 I had a German Shepard Husky mix

  • @The0ne9729
    @The0ne9729 Před rokem +1132

    As another Husky owner, I once thought my dog howling was a firetruck

  • @ShyStucy-ug4zz
    @ShyStucy-ug4zz Před měsícem +1

    The husky knew exactly what was bout to happen😂

  • @_R-R
    @_R-R Před rokem +524

    Who needs an alarm when you've got a Husky.

  • @literalsarcasm1830
    @literalsarcasm1830 Před rokem +726

    As is custom, every husky is required to sing you the song of his people.

    • @juliebergeron4364
      @juliebergeron4364 Před rokem +5

      225 likes and no comments? Let me change that :3

    • @mag.b0o
      @mag.b0o Před rokem +5

      Omg lol
      Also why is there no comments🤨

    • @themagicalwolfisthebest7691
      @themagicalwolfisthebest7691 Před rokem +3

      Lol

    • @user-yc3fw6vq5n
      @user-yc3fw6vq5n Před rokem +1

      Awwooooof wooaohwoof! Woof woof woof woof woof! Woof woof wooaf! Oawoof awoof!
      Oaahoooowoof woof, woof woof woof! Oaahoooowoof woof, woof woof woof!
      Oaahwoof woof woof whoooo waoohwoofaohwooawee! Woof woof wooawooawoofwooawooawoo!
      Awwaooooof wooaohwoof! Awaoooof wooahwoof! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!

    • @Robert_McGarry_Poems
      @Robert_McGarry_Poems Před rokem +3

      My malamute mix likes to wait until I'm having a nice conversation with someone, then start talking too. Then get louder, and shriller... Until someone pays attention to her. She doesn't bark much, unless it's fetch time. She has a love hate relationship with frisbees. I always imagine her inner dialogue is like "eviscerate!"

  • @themac683
    @themac683 Před 10 měsíci +1874

    I dunno how he managed to capture the face of that husky stare so well.

  • @andreageiger8951
    @andreageiger8951 Před měsícem +1

    The Husky call absolutely kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ambermarie3647
    @ambermarie3647 Před 9 měsíci +2618

    I love how a Doberman doesn't even have to do anything...😂

    • @J0RDXN
      @J0RDXN Před 8 měsíci +24

      The Doberman one was perfect lol

    • @shila8379
      @shila8379 Před 8 měsíci

      @user-nv7cg6lq1rdon’t they have the strongest bite of all breeds?

    • @Indie_Vibes
      @Indie_Vibes Před 8 měsíci +13

      thats why im getting a doberman

    • @ZhongLiu89
      @ZhongLiu89 Před 8 měsíci +2

      lol I’d get a German shepherd 😂

    • @Ax-xo4ux
      @Ax-xo4ux Před 8 měsíci +4

      I’ve met pet dobies- they’re pretty sweet! But their breed is a hunting breed so they can get a bit nippy and will catch random shit outside

  • @Hyperfixations_here
    @Hyperfixations_here Před rokem +2435

    I’m a golden retriever owner, and my pupper just flat out brings you stuff if he sees you. Like, if my mom came home for work, my dog would run away for a second and then sprint back with some household item. He does this with everyone, even strangers.

    • @meowgli
      @meowgli Před rokem +32

      i wonder what he tries to say with these items..like a playtime, mate or hey, open this for me, bro, i don't have opposable thumbs🙈😸

    • @KhilleyTV
      @KhilleyTV Před rokem +40

      It’s cause he’s a retriever, he’s just gonna go grab things and bring those things to people he’s excited to see or be around. Very happy dog from what I’m hearing

    • @azrael4635
      @azrael4635 Před rokem +6

      You walk in drunk, he brings you the toaster, your in the bathroom puking, he brings you a pill bottle

    • @darthdonkulous1810
      @darthdonkulous1810 Před rokem +4

      Clues on the name haha

    • @Ron.Burgundy.
      @Ron.Burgundy. Před rokem

      That’s so cute my roommates dog does this 😂

  • @ameliasolis3981
    @ameliasolis3981 Před rokem +1557

    Can attest for the German Shepherd. I had a 135lb German Shepherd and he lived in our detached garage. One morning he seemed particularly happy and I went into the garage and someone had tried to break in overnight. He left behind a bloody jacket with a torn sleeve. They don't play with intruders 😂

    • @timothyedwards1469
      @timothyedwards1469 Před rokem +198

      I have a 110 pound black German Shepherd and had a similar experience. Based on how excited, happy, and eager mine was to show me his handywork though, I honestly believe that, to him, that experience WAS "play time". Maybe a darker and more bloody version than most think people think of, but most definitely seemed like play time. I have a strong feeling the person who broke in didn't feel the same way. Oh well... that evening, I cooked him a top of the line, thick, fresh from my butcher seasoned steak, green beans, and mashed potatoes made from scratch... my pup understood how good of a job he did after that dinner! Lol

    • @BuddinGHP
      @BuddinGHP Před rokem +24

      What a great dog.

    • @sesameseedbar8853
      @sesameseedbar8853 Před rokem +76

      And in Australia the government would've taken the dog and killed it for that.
      Intruders and criminals have more rights than the victims here....

    • @Va13chka
      @Va13chka Před rokem

      @@sesameseedbar8853If a dog kills an intruder they shouldn’t be put down.

    • @yashkrishnaut444
      @yashkrishnaut444 Před rokem +28

      ​@@sesameseedbar8853 wtf

  • @michelveilleux123
    @michelveilleux123 Před měsícem +2

    Doberman: "Oh, you can check out anytime you like, my gamer. Just don't expect to leave. 😊"

  • @kapnerad
    @kapnerad Před 7 měsíci +4448

    German Shepherd, "I didn't choose violence. I AM violence..."

    • @Cocoluv560
      @Cocoluv560 Před 6 měsíci +12

      😂😂😂😂 sounds real lol

    • @bruce_wayne86
      @bruce_wayne86 Před 6 měsíci +9

      IM VENGEANCE

    • @hamzafootballer2
      @hamzafootballer2 Před 5 měsíci +5

      It didn't choose violence
      Violence chose him.

    • @nybotheveg
      @nybotheveg Před 5 měsíci +1

      Malinois could be the same but with a white line of powder under the nose

    • @farmerpandasyoutube4800
      @farmerpandasyoutube4800 Před 5 měsíci

      i wasnt sure if it was violence or sexy time tbh

  • @zeronone8921
    @zeronone8921 Před rokem +2704

    As a guy who owned a husky, that one bark is all you get. After that it's the emergency room or the morgue.

    • @yts70r135
      @yts70r135 Před 11 měsíci +76

      Just a bit of the song of its people first

    • @UnholyGTX
      @UnholyGTX Před 11 měsíci +83

      ​@@yts70r135it must honor the ancestors before partaking in the great bounty they have brought it.

    • @GerieKaylor-ed6ck
      @GerieKaylor-ed6ck Před 11 měsíci +2

      YOU KNOW WHAT THE MORGUE IS!!!????!!!

    • @jackieweissman1583
      @jackieweissman1583 Před 11 měsíci +1

      As a girl who owns a husky .. 💯 😂

    • @MadalineDereko
      @MadalineDereko Před 11 měsíci

      @@GerieKaylor-ed6ckyes

  • @TensuiTM
    @TensuiTM Před měsícem +4

    Chihuahua" *YOU DARE INTERRUPT MY ETERNAL CONQUEST TO DESTROY THE WORLD?!?*

  • @aidanbrumsickle
    @aidanbrumsickle Před rokem +1581

    American Akita:
    "My owner has not heard me bark in a month. They're gonna hear some shit tonight."

    • @mndmndmrock
      @mndmndmrock Před rokem +30

      This.

    • @cologne3001
      @cologne3001 Před rokem +7

      @@mndmndmrock Is.

    • @QueenBoadicea
      @QueenBoadicea Před rokem +3

      I thought Akitas don't bark. That's supposed to be one of the joys of owning one.

    • @ryouta285
      @ryouta285 Před rokem +8

      ​@@cologne3001SPAARTAAAAAA

    • @tree4104
      @tree4104 Před rokem +1

      @@cologne3001 Patrick

  • @sithething4277
    @sithething4277 Před rokem +1666

    My husky has the vocal cords of a grown ass man and has made me have many small heart attacks late at night when he randomly decides to yell at me.

    • @captainkirk265
      @captainkirk265 Před rokem +61

      I like to imagine your laying in bed and your husky gets right next to your face and is like, "I feel like screaming. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    • @Yanivosaurus
      @Yanivosaurus Před rokem +28

      Bro my husky’s broken. It doesn’t make noise. I’ve read the instructions, maybe the batteries aren’t working? It’s also very short and fat for some reason. Any ideas how to fix it?

    • @sithething4277
      @sithething4277 Před rokem +6

      My husky actually doesn't talk much either so I wouldn't know ;-;

    • @ashleykelley9843
      @ashleykelley9843 Před rokem +9

      ​@@YanivosaurusThat's not a husky, that's a corgi that if which is pretty husky.

    • @BlazeMisty
      @BlazeMisty Před rokem +2

      Please if you could, could you post a video of your dog yelling?

  • @3sperOmega
    @3sperOmega Před 9 měsíci +1539

    That very aggressive swallow before those death sirens was what got me. 😂

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX Před 9 měsíci +14

      to me that was trying to hold in the howl, then it blasted out anyway hahaa

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist Před 9 měsíci +22

      ​@@lurklingX A husky? _Holding back?_
      Nah. He was getting *ready.*

    • @izuplays_
      @izuplays_ Před 9 měsíci +8

      That's not a siren, that's a damn warcry

  • @jacobtroeger
    @jacobtroeger Před 2 měsíci +5

    The husky caught me off guard😂😂😂😂

  • @meamagic2783
    @meamagic2783 Před rokem +1295

    "Where's the robber?"
    German Shepherd: *Gone. Reduced to atoms.*

  • @robdog1245
    @robdog1245 Před 6 měsíci +1791

    German Shepherd: “you don’t seem to understand… I’m not locked in here with you, YOURE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!”

    • @the83rdtrombonist60
      @the83rdtrombonist60 Před 3 měsíci +9

      That's the Belgian malinois

    • @xnoxiouzx_5115
      @xnoxiouzx_5115 Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@the83rdtrombonist60that’s both.

    • @Femthehorselover2
      @Femthehorselover2 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Lol fr

    • @edg_2025
      @edg_2025 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@the83rdtrombonist60 I have a half Shepherd half Malinois named Vader. I pity the fool that breaks into my cheese drawer.

    • @ShadowyMemory
      @ShadowyMemory Před 3 měsíci

      ​@the83rdtrombonist60 German Shepherds aren't violent... until they see you as a threat. Other than that, they're mischievous little things.

  • @thehoboeskimo9888
    @thehoboeskimo9888 Před rokem +2009

    that german shepherd has been waiting for 5 years for a single excuse
    edit: wow thanks for the likes guys

  • @Jherick5954
    @Jherick5954 Před 2 měsíci +4

    My old roommates had 2 dogs. One was a Husky, the other was a Husky Germand Sheppard hybrid. The latter was my favorite. She was such an angel. 100 perfect a heart of gold. But whats so sad, is even though she is so loving and protective, you can tell she grew up in an abusive environment because she will flinch and look sad and guilty the second you raise your voice or say her name a certain way or move too fast. Like dang, baby, I wish i could heal your pain like Ajak or Echo or Mantis

  • @thebaliunicorn5010
    @thebaliunicorn5010 Před rokem +658

    I remember a german shepherd on the base I used to live on. She was old but holy shit was she smart. She could UNLOCK and open the door. So when you walked past the house and saw her staring out the window you were terrified cause you knew damn well she could open that door if she wanted to. She wasn’t…very aggressive but if she saw the wrong person I have a feeling she would fuck them up. She was a retired police dog which explains her intelligence but none the less a little scary.

    • @ironeagle4274
      @ironeagle4274 Před rokem +25

      Yeah, I heard about a border collie that could open doors (as stated by my friend’s mother) and was astonished by its level of intelligence. I never thought certain dog breeds could preform such human like tasks.

    • @Eriquee
      @Eriquee Před rokem +10

      ​@@ironeagle4274 there is a reason border collies are the number 1 smartest dog breed in the world

    • @shiyokokomi
      @shiyokokomi Před rokem +3

      Exactly. We had doggos like that, and it wasn't just windows, but also all our gates. They even "ordered" their own food from the resto nearby. Another one used to bark at me, "maaa maaa" whenever she couldn't open the lock, hahaha. They were all aspins tho. Truly wonderful memories with them. Oh I miss them so much.

    • @StarNBars94
      @StarNBars94 Před rokem +1

      My German Shepherd can open doors too. I'm not sure how she learned it. Nobody ever trained her to do it. She lets herself out when she wants 😂

    • @karanveersingh5821
      @karanveersingh5821 Před rokem

      My German shepherd opened doors too. No one messed with us when we took him out for a walk. Even when he was very old he chased a few stray dogs just because they barked at us and didn't stop until I had to pin him to the ground. I miss him.