Building Universities that Teach Pain and Suffering in Two Point Campus
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- čas přidán 16. 08. 2022
- I was given a series of Universities to design. Everything progressively got worse
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This was all recorded as part of a sponsored collab with Kevin, Spiff, Anna, and Lawrence Chaney from RuPaul's Drag Race of all people hahaha. Every week we were given a challenge to complete, and then we swapped maps to complete the next one. I always received my maps after Spiff specifically had modified them, and any map I played would then be sent to Kevin
You still owe ALL of us McNuggies.
i feel like that intro needs a whole video in itself
Not the Rupaul misspelling lmao
Boop
Von Karma nooo
I can't believe when RT asked "How do we make both the high-income and low-income students happy?" His answer was segregation.
Very realistic
Keeping it real
Classism
Humans cannot be trusted
If it's good enough for real life, it's good enough for 2PC.
rt expelling the students he caused to be unhappy and then saying that he's fixed the university's happiness problem is such a great metaphor
Art imitates life
And a very rt thing to do
That is all of human society.
Soviet Russia be like
With great power comes no responsibility
I was not expecting a realistic intro and I thought the opening was actually something RT made specifically for the video
Yeah and I thought I accidentally clicked on a call me Kevin video because of the pickens reference
Yeah, same. I wasn't sure what was happening for the first 40 seconds of the video lol.
It wasn't made by RT, but it was made for him and the others participating in the sponsored collab. Hence, why the folder says "Jim Pickens" (Kevin's iconic Sims character).
I thought I clicked the wrong video
I was going to compliment the manicure
*I hope you enjoyed my presents Dan...* 😘😘
Satan: "Well, I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan. I always have been."
> You have $32 BILLION dollars
> We are about to be bankrupted by around $23 BILLION.
What. Did. You. Do?!
@@SolstaceWinters he caused a stack overflow error by constantly raising an employee's salary, which means the employee was now paying him billions for the privilege of working for him.
@@randomperson8375 *Integer overflow. Stack overflow is a different thing involving memory allocation.
RTGame's mother telling him to not become a teacher becomes extra funny when you remember that RTGame was literally 2 weeks away from becoming a English college teacher in Japan before his CZcams channel popped off.
Well, she was right, wasn't she?
He was what?
@@uknownhero2764 in one of the significantly older Q&As RTGame did, He admitted that he was literally waiting on a job interview to become a English professor over in Japan right when his YT channel shot up in popularity. Had his channel not blew up in popularity, chances are high that RTGame would have been a little known profeessor teaching English to Japanese college students.
That would be so chaotic, Japanese people learning an Irish accent for their English
@@bramble553 He could have become part of the JTuber community though, problem being him not being comfortable infront of the camera back then
You also neglected to include the part where Spiff created an overflow error by raising janitorial wages so high they flipped to negative lol
If it flipped to negative, that means he went past the integer limit.
The janitor is going to become a billionaire
@@ericgolightly8450 THEN he continued to integer overload so hard that all the money he gained turned into a negative, it was freaking glorious to watch.
@@ericgolightly8450 The janitor became a billionaire... in debt.
@@Ze_eT actually side hurting laughter
Well, it IS in Spiff’s second video…
The Bone Zone was an on stream experience. RT thought Spiff had glitched the game out so bad he tried to call tech support
How?
It's just like the time when the hosts thought RT was cheating in the cities skylines tournament because he somehow glitched the game and they had to do some inspections
I thought a developer hotfixed it so he could fix it XD i only watched a bit of that stream but the start had me dying how long it took him to do anything XD
bruhh
oh hey it's you again
Hearing Lawrence say "I was the drift queen" was something I didn't know I needed until now.
I like how the entire Irish gang independently created massive, labyrinths of hedge mazes. Great minds truly do think alike
Same with discovering that archeology is money printing.
It is a little-known fact that the Irish descended from the great maze maker Daedalus.
The best part of this, which you _conveniently_ left out, was the part where you spent a half hour having a brain melt trying to fix the soft lock which was obviously caused by the wall across the entrance lol
Timestamp?
@Axotopl learn to read
@@patbak235 I meant timestamps from his stream archive/vods
"I Built Universities that Teach Pain and Suffering", I see RT went for the realistic approach when playing this game.
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I didn't know RT took courses in American Architecture! How else is he able to perfectly recreate the average Floridan University?
How is it perfectly recreated? It didn’t sink or have a school shooting
Or ban books that criticize fascism.
Looks like my high school tbh
Yeah, there's not a single math book there that was banned for being woke!
@@dusklunistheumbreon nice pfp
Between spiff breaking everything, Dan making mazes despite SPECIFICALLY being asked not to and Lawrence Chaney being... Well, Lawrence Chaney, I can tell this challenge must have been amazing, thanks for sharing it with us Dan!
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The last challenge was the funniest across the board: Spend all the money without going totally bankrupt.
RT: Achieves the goal, but decides to drop grades and torment students for fun too.
Kevin: Turns the entire campus into a money-wasting machine and straight up goes bankrupt without even trying to stop it.
Spiff: Just gives all the staff raises until it integer-overflows and they end up paying him infinite money.
This is also a great perfect summery of how they prefer to play games.
I honestly wonder how both the devs AND Lawrence would react to seeing the universities. Having watched Kevin's videos, and seeing some of Anna's reactions from getting his maps, I can't help but want to see how they'd react, haha.
“Mommy? How did you and daddy meet?”
_Well sweetie, me and your dad met at university. We went to a party and were talking all night, then finally we started to walk home together. That’s when we saw the love bench in front of the shit shrine. We ended up having our first kiss there, and then we fell in love_
A Lawrence Chaney and RTGame collab is not something I knew I needed, but I definitely did
ikr?? its amazing i saw her and was so confused LMAO
The Drift Kingdom
I want to see/hear Spiff's reaction to Dan just demolishing the walls in just one step. 🤣
Teaching how to do as much more pain is Von Karma's job, I'm sure he'll have a good time playing this
E
I love Lawerence's whole character lmao laughed my ass off
16:26
Both my parents are teachers, and they regularly tell horror stories where the lesson is always "don't be a teacher." At this point, it is basically a second family motto, just behind "don't be (too) stupid."
That intro might be the wildest one yet. Jim Pickens being canonical in this game is the cherry on top.
I love seeing all the different perspectives on how people's brain works in these challenges, like how on evrey campus you can see Anna's tidiness, spiff doing anything to make money, Kevin's crazy brain and RT just trying to make it all work whilst still keeping the original artists intentions pure
Honestly seems better than my actual school
Defenetly better than mine
@@Oren_is_tired agreed
My training was worse then having to fight 50 godzillas
@@cardboardtoaster2169 50? Weak, i had to fight 200
@@Oren_is_tired yall got godzillas!? I had to fight god!
When I saw the hedge maze in Kevin’s video I went like “guess Dan made that “
“I don’t recall the episode where Mr.Bean fucks” - Rumble Tumble Games 2022
Several Blackadder episodes though
I read the title of the video and thought: "Oh RT is just building a normal university this time then."
Now that all the videos are out each channel needs to create a video splicing together the journey of their starting campus through everyone's hands
I see RT has channeled his inner Let's Game It Out with the Hedge Maze leading to the only restroom
Gotta say this is the hardest I've laughed at a stream in a while. Every cursed installation completely floored me. And just a glimpse of what spiff has done is horrifying
The bathrooms breaking in a college dorm is very accurate. Within the first week in my dorm last year one of the sinks didn't work because someone took the handles.
With A level results coming out tomorrow, I hope I'll get the grades to attend to prestigious Rowan Atkinson University.
I was laughing just as hard there with you at 31:05 lmao
Imagine losing $23 billion a year, then having a board meeting
Within the first 10 seconds, I hear “Oh no.” Well, this is gonna be a chaotic video such as every video is-
The small dormitory gave me a rough coughing fit laughing so hard. My throat hurts, but I couldn't stop watching.
The 20 minute bone zone desperation was incredible
"He drops litter but has good hygiene".
My man, that's just a MANSCAPE model.
I love the absolute chaos of getting a campus from spiff which takes up a comsiderable amount of time before any work can get done
"Nothing worse than a cold toilet seat" that shook up a childhood memory about my grandparents' toilet. No heating in the room, window perpetually open.
One minute horror story right there.
I like how the beginning shows JIM PICKENS' notebook... as reference to Kevin getting sponsored.
words can't express how confused i was when i saw lawrence
but i loved it
“Well I can show you a real prick”
😳
“As you navigate the deadly labyrinth I’ve set!”
Oh 😐
You laugh, but strangers sharing beds (for actual sleeping) was actually how middle age inns and such worked.
Why is it that every time RT plays a simulation game he creates a class divide
In a few months time I’ll be starting my junior year at uni. Looking forward to it, except the seemingly endless hedge mazes that go uphill BOTH ways.
Building a university that teaches pain and suffering? So basically, it’s just a Saw Death Trap.
Death would be a blessing in these colleges, lets be honest here.
9:20 deadass expected them to say 'in my swamp'
20:55 As someone who watched Kevin's POV first, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
Wait, I thought schools did that already? You're telling me that I went through all that, and for free to bat?!?
I love seeing peeps from two separate worlds colab. I loved LC on UKs2 and it was a blast laughing all over again with this project.
i recoiled in pure terror as the video started, thinking for a panicked moment that *Jim's escaped into the lands of mortals.*
It's nice to know he's only terrorizing A FEW of his usual suspects for now. FOR NOW.
why does this college feel like the setting for a netflix reality tv show
Imagine being that one person in the bed, trying to sleep, while hundred other students swarm the small room
what a great video to watch right before i'm starting college
“I build universities that teach pain and suffering” Ah yes every college’s exact plan
1:29 It makes sense that Jack Crusts has excellent personal hygiene because he immediately drops his litter instead of pocketing it until he sees a bin.
This game looks fun I played the hospital one and this one looks like you get a lot more freedom
Ironically this sponsorship did get me to watch drag race and it’s my new fav show
Imagine enrolling in a school and you show up to find out there's only one bed on the entire campus
The military is technically a campus for war, so that still counts as a school
29:00 is such an accurate depiction of on-campus living
A Lawrence Chaney and RT colab wasn't on my 2022 bingo but i love it
Bro i have no friends this semester and am so fucking depressed. I watch you to just para socially pretend have someone to talk to because thats all i can do. Thank you man.
That ending got me to laugh for a good 5 minute, I was literally crying of laughter. I need help
@RTGame I love this satire content, however I do have to let you know you’re not too far off on some of your ideas from real life. Look up the behavioral science building at UIC. It was made to break all the normal architectural rules and has things like triangular classrooms with no windows, hallways that lead to nowhere, and an octagonal, maze-like design. It’s awful but there are a ton of classrooms so it’s used all the time.
Universities love to dump insane amounts of money on designers who will give them the worst architectural advice possible
My first college class starts next week and I think I can now survive everything after watching this video.
not enough time between now and the upload to have watched the entire video squad
I think this video brought me more pain than any other video in the channel
and I've watched all of them.
multiple times.
keep up the good work!
This being uploaded on the day I move in to university is prophetic and ominous
As someone who is leaving for college in two days, this is giving me nightmares
Sounds like a normal university. Pretty accurate to my experience with passing rates and teachers.
just got four root canals done yesterday and i'm feeling like shit, i was just looking for something to take my mind off of it
Lawrence Chaney always catches me off guard on these videos - love the random collab
Lawrence Chaney jumpscare
I’ve been looking forward to this. I haven’t watched it yet, but I can’t wait to see his reaction to Spiff’s fencepost
tbh never felt more glaswegian pride than i have watching this video
Finally a school that teaches things we use in real life.
maybe i am too high but did rt say a perfect "fußball table" at 5:26 ? i was caught off guard
in English it's called a "foosball table" so he wasn't just saying the german word
@@colehanna4040 thats so sweet 😭 i didnt know!
Universities that Teach Pain and Suffering? Isn't that just normal Universities?
Love that whenever I'm thinking about putting on a VOD RT uploads a new video!
16:05 "So we just get to forsake education?"
Lawrence's timely nod.
I went to a rural college for a year and the phrase more gardens than classrooms was very apparent along with wilderness, woods, endless fiends, arboretums, abandoned buildings, farms, golf courses, canals and all sorts. Also toilets were always in the next building over so you’d spend 20 minutes looking for them.
I feel like RT and Kevin could make a good military or rehab school
A lawrence cheney x rt games collab is not something i knew i needed. Please make more
Great editing. Perfect comedic timing with the cuts.
“Fill it from the back and work our way forward.” -Mr. RumbleTumble Gaming, 2022
Coming back to this video as I’m going off to college next month. They really should’ve hired you for everything tbh…
this video opening with lawrence chaney isnt what i expected but it is what i needed
Welcome to the true university experience, with your principal RTGame, and your Vice President Grace.
I wasn't expecting to see Lawrence Chaney on this, but I was happy to
Love how the ‘party room’ reminds me of my local youth club. Which had just a sofa and foosball table
"Yes, for you see RT. It was I who intentionally caused The Game Breaking Glitch known only as "The Bone Zone". I made it using the finest leftover teabags from The Yorkshire Factory !"
_- "The Spiffing" Britt Von Karma, probably..._
I would not want to go to the same school as Jim Pickens
RT designs his colleges like Zelda dungeons
Not gonna lie, I legit think that freaking cactus classroom has showed up in my nightmares before...
I have not laughed this much in SO long. Absolutely amazing, would watch this video again 10/10
I did not expect Von Karma to be teaching in the university at 4:50
The bathroom maze is bringing back Sims torture device feelings.
that intro legit scared me. im getting this game with gamepass now