my friend showed this to me because i was intrigued when she said, and i quote, "In danganronpa, there is a character that is basically anime boy ben shapiro"
@@oakre6689 It means that you really relate to the character. For example, the aforementioned character Byakuya, is a character I really relate to. So, I am a Byakuya kinnie. I kin that character. Hope this helps!
I like that the one about orphanages includes a line asking Makoto -- an orphan -- to prove to him that orphans don't in fact evaporate the second they're orphaned.
I legit just listened to this with earphones in and stared at the ceiling like I was listening to fucking ASMR. Edit: Y'all keep saying it is asmr and yeah, I agree. I have now listened to this ASMR 50 times over.
I love it when people take. serious & non-comedic characters. And make them do the most hilarious shit that everyone knows they would never do, even if they’re life depended on it.
During the election, he asked Danganronpa fans to vote and show proof and then he promised to say whatever we wanted him to say (with some boundaries of course)
Time stops idk why I’m doing this lol 0:01 - why don’t you take showers?🤔 0:50 - officer I drop kicked that child in self defense😒 1:00 - baby I’m not even here👻 1:05 - I don’t like you I am now going to bark at you😸 1:14 - you are loved and valid 😙 1:25 - I enjoy your company 👉👈 1:53 - stop comparing me to Raymond from animal crossing 🙄 2:06 - you’ve hardly touch your Travis Scott burger 🍔 2:13 - you look very lovely ☺️ 2:42 - no I do ‘gec’😑 2:59 - marriage fraud ❌💍 3:23 - no makoto Bakudeku i not toxic 🥱 3:34 - meow meow I’m a loser cat 🐱 3:45 - if I eated soap 🧼 3:53 - what the scoddoly do dog are you talking about 🤬 4:08 - nine plus ten is CLEARLY nineteen 😐 4:20 - you are ended a cutie putudie ( idfk how to type 💀) 😚✨ 4:30 - I am talking directly to your ear 👂 Bambi on the PlayStation 🕹 4:51 - you better hit the nae nae 🤩 5:02 - wipe the screen? Go away loser 📱💧⁉️ 5:13 - I wonder what this link could POSSIBLY lead me to🌝 5:24 - im just a little guy 👦 your going to punch a little guy on his birthday? 👹 5:38 - sorry i called you a f*king idiot I was trying to ‘FLIRT’ 🤌 5:43 - I have purchased a baby clown 👶 x🤡 5:48 - i will end your blood line 👹👹👺👺 🔪 5:59 - everything will be okay 👍 6:11 - I’ll take a potato chip and... EAT IT 📓 🖊 💡x 💰 6:23 - birds bee like BYAWBYAWU 🐦 🐝 6:40 - I have a full time as a accountant 🧳 6:50 - you should NOT tell them naegi 😏 7:00 - watch older animes 😠 7:34 - no I will not help you commit arson ❌🤝 7:40 - I like to bring my byakuya poggers chili 🌶 😎👍 8:06 - come on shake your body baby do that conga 💃 8:16 - im a cat a kitty cat 🐱 💃 8:29 - I’m going to drink this bottle🥤 🦴 8:38 - it will all get better, hang in there 😄 Somewhat updated: I will now continue to finish this cus I just had the energy to do it today yay? 8:54 - don’t give up and go do it 😡👍 9:52 - m&ms is a candy bar. It’s not but it is.🍬 10:11 - Byakuya Togamis stroke? 😟 10:17 - orphans are fake 👍 10:38 - chicken wing. 🍗 🐓 10:46 - got a gun ❤️🔫 10:57 - heyyyy haiya.. gotta question🙋 11:04 - my turn on the Xbox 😡😡🎮🎮 11:09 - get Rick rolled 🕺 11:31 - normalize things? No just act normal 11:41 - b cashing out 100 4chan arguments End for one I am tired if I don’t come in another 10 months then I died
I’ve never interacted with anything in the fandom (I don’t want any spoilers before I play the game), but this person’s voice makes me very very happy-
“What the skootily doo da are you talking about, you sound like a dig dag bobbit boppity vacuum machine, grow the weedily deetily up and talk more professionally, now scram peasant.” -Byakuya Togami
The fact that as soon as a dropped out of my dr phase i went to mcyt.. Hearing the marriage fraud is hysterical and has made my entire living a bit more worthwhile-
this gives me life. don't mind me, just timestamping my faves: 3:52 - grow the weedly deedly up 4:30 - bambi on the ps2 5:48 - grr 6:23 - birds be like 8:29 - bone aching powder 11:04 - move over naegi 13:06 - can we get a purr in the chat uwu 13:20 - trans rights 13:52 - oh? EVERYONE was kung fu fighting? 14:07 - god has let me live another day 15:03 - ten puns 16:22 - you're non-binanry??? 19:19 - the wicked witch of the east, bro! 21:11 - i will NOT do it for the vine 21:49 - *maniacal laughter* 27:24 - being alone on valentine's day 28:30 - not like other girls
“I don’t like you, so I am now gonna bark at you.. woof woof bark bark” “Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense hmhmgm, you gotta believe me”
jesus fucking christ it’s 3am i am literally fucking crying i love these. the love for byakuya has grown only based on this because i am becoming hysterical
time stamps for future me, 0:49-Officer I drop kicked that baby in self defense 2:13-Jaw drops to floor 3:52-grow the widdily diddley up 5:38-I was trying to flirt 10:16-I don't think orphanages exist 11:40-Byakuya Togami get em real star rich 12:28-I'm finna whip this hoe 13:06-Catboys are protected by the constitution 13:41-listen to me toko 13:52-Oh? Everyone was Kung-foo fighting 14:06-good morning everyone 16:54-I will see you there 17:37-Stupid Horse 18:58-I will not juju on that beat 19:19-WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO 19:46-I'm sorry for Dripping 21:02-Arms Tonite 21:23-So you really just gon bring me a birthday gift to my birthday at my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? 21:49-Big Chungus 23:05-I have just simultaneously whipped and nae-naed 23:28-This is so spaghetti 25:59-My movie 27:55- I be walking with the chesse 29:42-Big Brain Moment 29:58-Welcome to the bread bank
8:55 don’t give up on art school 9:54 my favorite candy bar 10:11 byakuya has a stroke 10:39 chicken wing chicken wing 10:49 i’m glad you could make it 10:58 do u know what a majority vote is 11:05 it’s my turn on the xbox 11:09 rick roll 11:31 start acting normal 11:42 he be cashin out 11:53 i am at the combination pizza hut and taco bell 12:02 wanna see my renegade? 12:12 scramble like an egg 12:18 TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY 12:29 finna whip this hoe 12:34 you’re my pogchamp 12:40 byakuya is the joker 12:54 byakuya shapiro 13:01 ya dig 13:07 catboys are protected by the constitution 13:13 i’m gonna gec it out 13:20 trans rights 13:27 u can get thru this 13:41 listen here toko 13:53 surely not everyone was kung fu fighting 14:07 god has let me live another day 14:15 watch me whip watch me næ næ 14:19 the maid dress stays ON 14:28 byakuya mulaney 14:38 why am i inferior to YOU 15:04 no pun in 10 did 15:18 i care abt u and u give me hope 15:29 i will buy a single black coffee i’ll finish later :)
13:26 I am currently going through a hard time, health things, and this genually made me smile. No one has told me I’ll be okay, all I got when I told my friend some of the possibilities coming out of this was “Pog”. I came to this video for a laugh and I got that, as well as a message I really needed
*[slides money back]* you foolish excuse of a desk lamp. you believe that I require this printed paper? well I do. and that proves your intelligence. period.
As a smol lesbibob that only likes fictional guys with Byakuya being one of them, I got really happy when he said lesbian rights, and also I really respect the fact that he said trans rights and nonbinary rights, especially since I have a lot of trans friends, and one of them used to be nonbinary. I respect this man. A lot.
ikr I was just sitting there in the realization I might start to like him like: *wait what no why do I like bYakuya he sucks wth sckhvschvyahsnmbdbdhehnd aaaaaaa*
(bored, browsing CZcams at night)
(stumbles across thirty minute compilation of his own voice)
Oh, uh...hi I guess
WAITWAIT HOLD UP ARE YOU ACTUALLY JASON?? I CANNOT TELL BUT WAS I JUST NOTICED BY MY COMFORT CHARACTERS VOICE ACTOR??
@@ajax8157 Yes? I think so. (checks ID) Yup
wait i-
why are you so wholesome, that's illegal, sir-
YOU ARE MY NEW RELIGION!!! 🏃♀️
i come back here everyday to remember i was noticed by jason wishnov
“W O O F W O O F B A R K B A R K”
Finally someone said it👑
It's a weird dog
oh hai nagito
hello welcome to the bread bank, we sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on deck, Bread on the floor.
Toasted|Roasted.
I READ THAT RIGHT AS HE SAID IT
I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIS VA LMAO
Right-🏃🏽♀️
He sounds like hes having fun though LOL
@@katyperry1070 indeed
@@katyperry1070 6:21 IKR
We broke him
His VA is probably so tired of us requesting audios I- 😭✋✨
And saying poggers
I just asked him to say
'Not now Makoto, I'm doing hot girl stuff'
@@kokichioma8994 proof it
@@someoneandsomeone3251 what?
@@someoneandsomeone3251 he hasn't even said it yet
my friend showed this to me because i was intrigued when she said, and i quote, "In danganronpa, there is a character that is basically anime boy ben shapiro"
i mean she’s not wrong
**byakuya togami Destroys you with facts and logic**
*TELL EM NAEGI*
I have never played danganronpa but your sisters explanation of this character has got me intriqued
*f a c t s*
byakuya: *basically the definition of an a**hole*
byakuya's va: probably the sweetest person-
D-DONT SAY THAT ABOUT BYAKUYA
BYAKUYA IS NOT AN ASSHOLE
byakuya is not asshole 😡😡
Byakuya is not an asshole. 🤬
Bee ah coo yah is NOT ay whole.
drinking game: take a shot everytime they made him say “poggers, pog, pogchamp, maid dress, catboy, cat maid, etc”
i think you just gave 87 people alcohol poisoning
I might do it with water
XD
*Breaking news: 351k people found dead by alcohol poisoning*
*Dies of intoxication*
I love how there is a strange mixture of comforting clips, weird clips, slightly threatening clips, and slightly shippy clips in here.
he’s probably recorded more of these then actual lines from the game lol
This makes me want to check how long all together are Byakuya’s voice lines add up to
@@valkyrieagainsttheworld it’s 40 minutes long apparently
there was like, barely any talking in the first game compared to the other ones😭
i love yuor pfp,,,,, 👉👈
@@parkinsbeau it was all “hm. oh! got it. wait. no.” LMAO
I ain't even a Byakuya simp or kinny, these are just fucking hysterical.
Hello, I'm a Byakuya kinnie. We exist.
SAME LMAO
@@lmoo3531 whats a kinnie?
@@oakre6689 It means that you really relate to the character. For example, the aforementioned character Byakuya, is a character I really relate to. So, I am a Byakuya kinnie. I kin that character. Hope this helps!
@@lmoo3531 can you be multiple kinnies?
“No, Makoto, BakuDeku is NOT toxic, it’s a relationship, that’s based on love and trust. Sit down, anti.”
IM SCREAMINGSVSHSBSHSHSN
LMAOOOOO
that’s the funniest one 😭😭😭
@@nirbanana013 WHATS THE TIMESTAMPPP
ew that shit shouldn't exist
The ironic part is that its literally one of the most toxic mha ships lmaooo
The amount of times Byakuya tells us all to go to therapy
It's almost like he's trying to tell us something...... 🤔
Naah i dont think so
Loll
Lol
Togami talking abt showering
Me: wait but doesn’t toko-
Toko's not a trend follower, she's a different breed🥵🥶😼
@@starpearlinterlude toko’s not like the other girls 🙄🙄😎😎🤪🤪
@@Pepinito16 No kidding.
@@Pepinito16
Built worse.
czcams.com/video/KezzCWKPig8/video.html thank you for reminding me of this.
the fact that this video is HALF AN HOUR
i watched all the way through in one sitting ksksks
We need one that's full hours
I listen to it instead of music
i just wanna know how many breakdowns the VA had making these.
probably one after each line
Someone needs to make a fangame where they use every single one of these voice clips!
YA’LL BROKE HIM
BYEAAKSJSJSJD
yes, yes we did
AGAGAHAHAHAHHA
@Mallory Moore “and I dance dance dance”
*H e l p*
togami saying shit. that’s it. that’s the comment
a true literary masterpiece
timestamp
nevermind found it 3:12
As soon as I saw this comment he said it
YES I cannot cope when he swears
AYO WTF I JUST CAME BAVK HERE AND MY VIDEO IS LIKE FAMOUS??? WTF????
Damn Congarts-💃~🗡Peko from the collab on tiktok😌💅🗡
@@Tommys_Starz thank you peko 😩😩
BAHAHGSAJHA
AYYY DAZAI FANNN MY PFP IS SKK
ahhhh yesss
I like that the one about orphanages includes a line asking Makoto -- an orphan -- to prove to him that orphans don't in fact evaporate the second they're orphaned.
Byakuya dropped kicked a baby for self defense
You gotta believe him!
You gotta believe me
@@byakuyatogami8530 I believe you, my King
@@taroteagacha2155
You’re acting like Fukawa.
@@byakuyatogami8530 Well you have 1000000000 other fan girls I’m not the only one that says this so 😗
WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT THE "birds be like..." AUDIO??? THAT SHIT HAS ME ON THE FLOOR
IM ROLLIN ON THE FLOOR SHSHSHSJHSHS
SAME IT STARTS AT 6:23
FSJDHJSNXKSMSJ I JUST HEARD THAT ONE
He literally broke character and questioned his life while laughing! I’m dying 😂😂💀
It's 2 am and woke up my mom-
What really gets me is that there is easily MORE than enough voice samples from this to make a full fledged Byakuya Togami UTAUloid.
Why has no one done this yet
Love how the requests are either
1) wholesome and supportive messages
2) ship related stuff
3) memes
WE NEED TO STOP, HE’S PROLLY TIRED OF US BY NOW
welcome back to 30 minutes of me sCREAMING AND CRYING OF LAUGHTER
The requests are closed. The poor man doesn't have to do these anymore. (Unless he does it again next election.)
@@lmoo3531 oh thank god, he doesn’t need to go through with this any longer 😭
as i do agree it’s quite funny and it seems he enjoys them. buT stIlLllL
@@veenuts8693 Yeah... The ones where he breaks character and laughs are always the best ones.
@@lmoo3531 yeah, it makes me smile, especially knowing that he wants people to know he enjoys it.
Y’all should have made him say “I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends always one of them gotta be ugly” 🖐😭
FR LMAOOO
HE SAID IT WAS VAGUELY MISOGYNISTIC SO HE WOULDNT DO IT 😩
@@cowboylikemeee WHATTT
NOW WE PROLY HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER 3 YEARS
@@cowboylikemeee
WHAT
8:54 was really touching to hear. Especially since the VA decided to give the commissioner some advice.
Byakuya is the one to get an answer wrong then start roasting the teacher
no no because he would
YES
I legit just listened to this with earphones in and stared at the ceiling like I was listening to fucking ASMR.
Edit: Y'all keep saying it is asmr and yeah, I agree. I have now listened to this ASMR 50 times over.
That’s the only kind of asmr I can listen to.
@@ollierose1783 same lmao.
Same
@@ollierose1783 I agree
It *is* ASMR
"sorry i called you a fucking idiot, i was trying to flirt"
i am in tears, because SAME (5:37)
I WAS SO CONFUSED BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE SAID HE WASNT GOING TO CURSE 😭🤚🏼
Club penguin is kill
It’s so RELATABLE
PLS BAHAJAHS
I read this as it played 😭
I’m a lesbian
But this-
......
This is the closest to straight I will ever get
@Watermelons are nice I knew I had the toko glasses for a reason
🏳️🌈 *bisexuality* 🏳️🌈
@Byakuya Togami ✔️ Hi Byakuya.
Please don't ask me what I'm doing here
same
@@vulpix85 Me, a raging bisexual: ✨hello✨
5:20 THE TINY SCREAM PLEASE 💀
Byakuya rlly said “RAH”
I READ THIA COMMENT EXACTLY WHEM HE SAID THAT-
I love it when people take.
serious & non-comedic characters.
And make them do the most hilarious shit that everyone knows they would never do, even if they’re life depended on it.
I know it's amazing.
I am no catboy maid, i am byakuya togami.
SAME OMFG 💀
Yet he manages to stay in character for every one of these
It’s so amazing
Do y’all have his va in a dungeon somewhere and have him do these lines or something?
He gets one jelly bean per audio. He is starving. Help him.
During the election, he asked Danganronpa fans to vote and show proof and then he promised to say whatever we wanted him to say (with some boundaries of course)
@@Julian-Loves-Cats yeah but the dungeon is funnier
@@zuzuzuzu5448 Nahhhh he gettin M&Ms
we need a geccing poggers catboy tiktok togami.
Time stops idk why I’m doing this lol
0:01 - why don’t you take showers?🤔
0:50 - officer I drop kicked that child in self defense😒
1:00 - baby I’m not even here👻
1:05 - I don’t like you I am now going to bark at you😸
1:14 - you are loved and valid 😙
1:25 - I enjoy your company 👉👈
1:53 - stop comparing me to Raymond from animal crossing 🙄
2:06 - you’ve hardly touch your Travis Scott burger 🍔
2:13 - you look very lovely ☺️
2:42 - no I do ‘gec’😑
2:59 - marriage fraud ❌💍
3:23 - no makoto Bakudeku i not toxic 🥱
3:34 - meow meow I’m a loser cat 🐱
3:45 - if I eated soap 🧼
3:53 - what the scoddoly do dog are you talking about 🤬
4:08 - nine plus ten is CLEARLY nineteen 😐
4:20 - you are ended a cutie putudie ( idfk how to type 💀) 😚✨
4:30 - I am talking directly to your ear 👂 Bambi on the PlayStation 🕹
4:51 - you better hit the nae nae 🤩
5:02 - wipe the screen? Go away loser 📱💧⁉️
5:13 - I wonder what this link could POSSIBLY lead me to🌝
5:24 - im just a little guy 👦 your going to punch a little guy on his birthday? 👹
5:38 - sorry i called you a f*king idiot I was trying to ‘FLIRT’ 🤌
5:43 - I have purchased a baby clown 👶 x🤡
5:48 - i will end your blood line 👹👹👺👺 🔪
5:59 - everything will be okay 👍
6:11 - I’ll take a potato chip and... EAT IT 📓 🖊 💡x 💰
6:23 - birds bee like BYAWBYAWU 🐦 🐝
6:40 - I have a full time as a accountant 🧳
6:50 - you should NOT tell them naegi 😏
7:00 - watch older animes 😠
7:34 - no I will not help you commit arson ❌🤝
7:40 - I like to bring my byakuya poggers chili 🌶 😎👍
8:06 - come on shake your body baby do that conga 💃
8:16 - im a cat a kitty cat 🐱 💃
8:29 - I’m going to drink this bottle🥤 🦴
8:38 - it will all get better, hang in there 😄
Somewhat updated: I will now continue to finish this cus I just had the energy to do it today yay?
8:54 - don’t give up and go do it 😡👍
9:52 - m&ms is a candy bar. It’s not but it is.🍬
10:11 - Byakuya Togamis stroke? 😟
10:17 - orphans are fake 👍
10:38 - chicken wing. 🍗 🐓
10:46 - got a gun ❤️🔫
10:57 - heyyyy haiya.. gotta question🙋
11:04 - my turn on the Xbox 😡😡🎮🎮
11:09 - get Rick rolled 🕺
11:31 - normalize things? No just act normal
11:41 - b cashing out 100 4chan arguments
End for one I am tired if I don’t come in another 10 months then I died
Thank you I'm dying at this
the fact that he actually laughs while recording the bird line makes me laugh lol
"I will continue this later" *5 months ago*
@@stranger-xg2si IM SORRY OK I JUST GOT LAZY 💀
@@Heartstohan 💀✋
"Am I going to starve if I don't take a bath?"
*"Awooga-Awooga sound effect."*
Togami: I will NOT wear cat ears
Also Togami: Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a cat, and for the sake of debate, let's say I dance dance dance.
XD
Lol
A kitty cat
😂
“YOUR HONOR I DROP KICKED THAT CHILD IN SELF DEFENSE”
Its true i was the child
No violence to the headmaster!
*SHOOTS BYAKUYA*
@@goroakechi6126 *holy shit* welp there goes byakuya
@@cowboymonokuma2979
Just enforcing the rules.
...now, can I trade his corpse for a living Celeste?
@@goroakechi6126 thats not how it w- Know what? Sure, why not
@@cowboymonokuma2979
Sweet.
You’re a pretty cool bear, Monokuma.
I ONLY RECENTLY JOINED THE FANDOM AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE TOGAMI SO THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
SAMEEE 😭🥺🥰
I’ve never interacted with anything in the fandom (I don’t want any spoilers before I play the game), but this person’s voice makes me very very happy-
I want him to say “he has no lips, how will he get a kiss kiss? Very ugly, no kiss kiss for him.”
PLS
No
@@byakuyatogami2410 yes ✨
@@byakuyatogami2410 please master
@@byakuyatogami2410 please daddy 😔✋
I was hoping someone sent him the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody.
GOD,YES-
Drunk ena in the byakuya comment section what crimes will they commit
7:21 MONDO WATCHING OLDER ANIME IS CANON NOW CONFIRMED BY BYAKUYA HIMSELF
8:54 13:27 18:42 25:23
Don't mind me, saving this for myself. I related so much, didn't know how badly I needed to hear that.
as a byakuya simp, thank you for this
as another byakuya simp, i also thank you
Ah yes a man of culture
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE 🖐😭
Me too :)
same✨
3:32 just him saying "meow meow im a loser cat" from kakegurui
Thank you, this is the comment i was looking for
I honestly pictured him say this to Celestia
shit man at this rate im just waiting till someone makes him read the entire bee movie script in one of those 🧍♂️
Togami's voice is definitely in the top 10 for my favorite anime voices
I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE MADE HIM QUOTE TOMMYINNIT LMAO
Tbh I got really surprised when that came on.
3:00 time stamp just Incase someone needs it 🥺
They even made a TechnoBlade one with the dropkicking a child and nobody yet mentioned it or I just didn't saw it 😭
actually, i may not hate humans
when he said "birds be like bom bow bom bom bueoym bum brum beh burm buh" i felt that 😫😔
10:57 Yttd and Danganronpa?
The crossover we all knew we needed but didn't deserve.
“What the skootily doo da are you talking about, you sound like a dig dag bobbit boppity vacuum machine, grow the weedily deetily up and talk more professionally, now scram peasant.” -Byakuya Togami
I read this while it played-
@@ssaattuurrnnzz 3:53
What the skootily doo da?
Hey twin 😃
@@kaliakook9020 MASTER BYAKUYA!
All of these audios have made me simp more for byakuya
I didn't know Tsumiki simped for Togami
@@thebeanieman I'm like Toko but nicer, no offense to Toko, so of course I would.
@@_panichope atleast it better than acting like
FoRgIvE mE
Or you a ducking despair bitch
Twin-
@@cemeterybatzz omg hii
The fact that as soon as a dropped out of my dr phase i went to mcyt..
Hearing the marriage fraud is hysterical and has made my entire living a bit more worthwhile-
IM THE OPPOSITE I DROPPED DSMP AND GOT INTO DANGANRONPA 💀💀💀💀
this gives me life. don't mind me, just timestamping my faves:
3:52 - grow the weedly deedly up
4:30 - bambi on the ps2
5:48 - grr
6:23 - birds be like
8:29 - bone aching powder
11:04 - move over naegi
13:06 - can we get a purr in the chat uwu
13:20 - trans rights
13:52 - oh? EVERYONE was kung fu fighting?
14:07 - god has let me live another day
15:03 - ten puns
16:22 - you're non-binanry???
19:19 - the wicked witch of the east, bro!
21:11 - i will NOT do it for the vine
21:49 - *maniacal laughter*
27:24 - being alone on valentine's day
28:30 - not like other girls
MY GUY DOSNT EVEN GET PAID TO SAY THESE 😭😭
awOOGA AWOOGA SOUND EFFECT I CAN'T-
That got me too xD
0:48 I love how people make his voice actor say this.
I was definitely not expecting hear technoblade’s line here
“I don’t like you, so I am now gonna bark at you.. woof woof bark bark”
“Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense hmhmgm, you gotta believe me”
please someone make him say "I can't talk right now Makoto, I'm doing hot girl shit"
OH MY GOD YES
I'm gonna do it but I'm gonna make it say stuff
I'll update u if he replies
@@kokichioma8994 YESSS
@@kokichioma8994 commenting if there’s a update for the notification 😲🤌
6:24 THIS GIVES ME SEROTONIN KAHSJANSKAJSAK
HSSHDJDHSJSS
YES
HJAJAHSJAHSJAOA
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE ONE PLEASE
BJŸÖNG
4:51 i literally choked on my water i can't
Pov: you're here to convince your friend that he sounds like a younger irish byakuya
I’m not a kinnie or simp but I think I just found a new source of entertainment
Same, lol
Same
Same
same lol
Yes
did THE BYAKUYA TOGAMI SWEAR
MULTIPLE TIMES
OMG
bak tog
He swears in the games
@@adenthepotato4238 he doesn't? He only says "effing"
jesus fucking christ it’s 3am i am literally fucking crying i love these. the love for byakuya has grown only based on this because i am becoming hysterical
its 4 am for me
I barely got sleep for 2 days 😌🖐
10:34 this becomes super ironic when you consider Makoto actually is an orphan.
time stamps for future me,
0:49-Officer I drop kicked that baby in self defense
2:13-Jaw drops to floor
3:52-grow the widdily diddley up
5:38-I was trying to flirt
10:16-I don't think orphanages exist
11:40-Byakuya Togami get em real star rich
12:28-I'm finna whip this hoe
13:06-Catboys are protected by the constitution
13:41-listen to me toko
13:52-Oh? Everyone was Kung-foo fighting
14:06-good morning everyone
16:54-I will see you there
17:37-Stupid Horse
18:58-I will not juju on that beat
19:19-WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO
19:46-I'm sorry for Dripping
21:02-Arms Tonite
21:23-So you really just gon bring me a birthday gift to my birthday at my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?
21:49-Big Chungus
23:05-I have just simultaneously whipped and nae-naed
23:28-This is so spaghetti
25:59-My movie
27:55- I be walking with the chesse
29:42-Big Brain Moment
29:58-Welcome to the bread bank
OMG thank you
Im stealing your timestamps
same
i steal real quick
how long did this take
losing it at him swearing at 3:12
We broke him lmao
@@weemwom22 he finally snapped
Don't *fucking* tell them Naegi
@Fāûn i like to think that when byakuya was younger he was basically just tommy but with less swearing/vulgarity. i mean like...it fits
He dropped an f bomb at 5:38 too XD
8:55 don’t give up on art school
9:54 my favorite candy bar
10:11 byakuya has a stroke
10:39 chicken wing chicken wing
10:49 i’m glad you could make it
10:58 do u know what a majority vote is
11:05 it’s my turn on the xbox
11:09 rick roll
11:31 start acting normal
11:42 he be cashin out
11:53 i am at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
12:02 wanna see my renegade?
12:12 scramble like an egg
12:18 TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY
12:29 finna whip this hoe
12:34 you’re my pogchamp
12:40 byakuya is the joker
12:54 byakuya shapiro
13:01 ya dig
13:07 catboys are protected by the constitution
13:13 i’m gonna gec it out
13:20 trans rights
13:27 u can get thru this
13:41 listen here toko
13:53 surely not everyone was kung fu fighting
14:07 god has let me live another day
14:15 watch me whip watch me næ næ
14:19 the maid dress stays ON
14:28 byakuya mulaney
14:38 why am i inferior to YOU
15:04 no pun in 10 did
15:18 i care abt u and u give me hope
15:29 i will buy a single black coffee
i’ll finish later :)
When's later
8:55
I can’t listen to this without crying-
9:24 omg he’s so kind? This man is so nice I-
Legit thought he was gonna say "I am gay" and I was so confused for a second before he finished the sentence
@@project_letters I am gay
1:45
I can just see Aoi popping up saying
"that's kinda gay"
*Y. E. S.*
Byakuya: 18:22
Me: *gets up and gets a glass of water*
S a m e
this poor man has endured so much
6:12 thou, I can't believe someone actually got him to say this lmao
I know right I legit almost screamed
Beautiful
I cant thank you enough for making this-
@Nagito komedas’ Angel wait I have an angel?
@Nagito komedas’ Angel that’s cool but trash like me doesn’t deserve that
@@dnaieldaniel2381 Big meanie
1000TH LIKE YAY LMAO
youre welcome 😩
13:26 I am currently going through a hard time, health things, and this genually made me smile. No one has told me I’ll be okay, all I got when I told my friend some of the possibilities coming out of this was “Pog”. I came to this video for a laugh and I got that, as well as a message I really needed
6:25 I may or may not be considering using this as my ringtone
i love it when at 6:23 he wasn’t being that serious and it was cute - JDBDJDJSJSJJWJSBD
imagine of byakuya deadass said that in the middle of an interaction-
“BIRDS BE LIKE BYEOW BYEOW BUARGU BWOW BYAGER”
I WANNA HEAR HIM SAY "i can feel the stupidity radiating from my phone." JUST- AHSHZHQHHS
This is.. oddly comforting
I wonder if this is how Toko feels everyday
I'm not even Byakuya simp or kinnie- I just love his voice- 😂 his lines here are just hilarious-
*[slides a stack of money across the table]*
This stays between us.
Edit: You're all terrible at managing your finances.
*[takes the money]* I’ll try.
*[gives you all 3 dollars]*
*[Burns Money]*
Nope. I serve no one but my own chaotic tendencies.
*[slides money back]*
you foolish excuse of a desk lamp. you believe that I require this printed paper? well I do. and that proves your intelligence. period.
*e a t s t h e m o n e y*
jason and bryce do so much for this damned accursed fandom
wait who’s bryce?
@@deeznuts539 papenbrock he’s Naegi and Nagitos VA.
@@Little_Eris ohhhh
The VA using a calm voice in most of these makes it infinitely more funny
FIrst ya'll break togami, then gundham, and now i'm worried for taka
13:27 sorry its a timestamp for when im crying at 3am
wow he's so wholesome
i know this comment might be a joke but.. are you okay? i just want to check in.
@@augbug5400 No 😢
@@augbug5400 😭
@@augbug5400 🤤
16:30 I...I'M SPEECHLESS.
AS A HUGE RAMUDA FAN I'M SCREAMINGGGG
JWDJNENFNSNFNSNDBSBDBDBDBD
he's just ✨ built different ✨
Breed:different 🥶😈🩸🧊😳
@@rottingbodies5532 Not like other girls🙄💅
@@skylarbelljirai #quirky
As a smol lesbibob that only likes fictional guys with Byakuya being one of them, I got really happy when he said lesbian rights, and also I really respect the fact that he said trans rights and nonbinary rights, especially since I have a lot of trans friends, and one of them used to be nonbinary. I respect this man. A lot.
The first audio. Relate
@Adin Jones But no one loves me anyways~
@Adin Jones o h
@Adin Jones awww
That’s disgusting......
Hey toko? Yeah what the fuck?
i used to hate togami but these audios made me like him
I like your pfp
@@StaleWildberryPoptart ty besty
ikr I was just sitting there in the realization I might start to like him like:
*wait what no why do I like bYakuya he sucks wth sckhvschvyahsnmbdbdhehnd aaaaaaa*
Same
Wholesome Byakuya doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you
Wholesome Byakuya: 1:15
*cutely cries at all the comfort audios because Byakuya is a comfort character, and I am emotional*
Objectively speaking, THH would be approximately ten times as good if, A, Chihiro never died, and B, Byakuya was a catboy.
very true. agree wholeheartedly
I disagree
@@byakuyatogami2410 Too bad, you're getting catboy'd.
Byakuya: The Ultimate CatBoy
@@byakuyatogami2410 I’m not surprised you disagree.
2013 danganronpa fandom WISHES it was this powerful
i can't believe I just sat here and listened to 30 minutes of byakuyas va saying random stuff
i say the “stop comparing me to raymond from animal crossing” all the time bless togamis va