Seeing old friends for the first time in years
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- čas přidán 28. 05. 2021
- I haven't seen Nick since the last time I saw him!
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This feels like one of those weird dream scenarios that you get just before you wake up.
I get em just after.
Good morning, btw
this feels like the one before czcams.com/video/3U1CVvY5zFU/video.html
Then you get to work and still feel off about it when coworkers ask what’s wrong you suddenly forget what the dream was about just that it bothered the hell out of you
If only it was just a dream. We are living in culture where you may need to sign a contract to have sex, or you risk being accused of rape.
@@sjent yes you are 100% correct and this is in no way hyperbole.
I actually feel a little embarrassed that I've been watching videos from a man without any sex contracts.
He could've had cybersex with you at any moment, it's truly a dangerous world out there.
It would've been really easy just to write "No" next to the sex.
either you are having sex with all your friends, or you don't have friends!
Talk about unprotected video viewing.....
@@Lewlew97 Sex No Contract
Joel’s whole fashion sense is “best dressed 3rd grader” and I live for it.
You killed me
read that as 3rd gender and thought it made perfect sense
Local Thrift Stores - "Ah, Mr. Haver... so good to see you again! We have quite an assortment set aside for you this week, sir!"
"We are at risk of having sex at *any* moment".
Typical problems only Joel could have.
I wasn’t expecting the flannel shirt & shorts combo to be the most relatable part
I'm about to be that guy, but it's such a pet peeve of mine when people call plaid flannel. Flannel is just a material, plaid is the pattern. "Plaid on plaid" is what we call the top-bottom combo where I'm from, and it's highly illegal across the globe.
@@ItsMuadDib You're doing god's work.
I wasn't expecting simon to make the most relatable comment
@@GrishaGetos I wasn't expecting Getos to have the most relatable reply.
This combo is already a no sex contract.
plaid shirt on plaid pants. A man of culture and confidence.
My grandpa did that with argyle socks as well and called it the "full Cleveland"
With mismatching patterns. That is a guy willing to defend himself.
Good ol' Joel 'Platonic Plaid' Haver
With this combination, I am irritated as to why his friend thought there was still need for the contract.
Punx not dead
I'm still back at "... farm animals in the most profitable way you can imagine."
Lol, that’s what I’m saying! What’s that even mean?!
Sex with farm animals?
Two words: foie gras
@@ComedyBros5 probably trading in farm animal futures 💹
@@krombopulos_michael farm animal cryptocurrency
I love how proudly he reiterates “backal.”
Just standard legalese
You got some weird friends Joel. You know that?
I thought this was normal friend stuff.
@@TaterPictures No that's just weird ...
Because they expect their friend to have sex with them at any moment, I'm not sure that's how friends work !
@@sweetpatate2729 when you dont see ppl for many years and then suddenly they invite you for dinner alone it s suspicious, dont you have a wife or husband? Do we need to be alone where are our other friends? Mmmmm keep that sex contract with you guys u never know
I imagine that if you were to hang out with a friend you haven't seen in years that you would play "The Fighter" without context and ask "You know what anime this is from?" and have an hours long discussion about lost media.
I think i would have say that to my friend that be gone for awhile, for my own safety or just some curiosity 🤣
When I heard "Florida" and "farm animals" spoken together I was worried this was going in a Joe Exotic direction. Thankfully it was just a normal, wholesome, legally binding anti-sex contract between friends.
Idk. What is the MOST PROFITABLE farm animal stuff you can imagine?
Or apparently just sex contract for short, because obviously it's implied that it's anti sex 🤣
I, too, was glad that there was no nudity in this video. Frontal or backal.
It's not an "anti sex contract". It's a "no sex contract".
Duh
@@andrewjazdzyk1215 Operating an underground chicken fighting derby. Those guys rake in the dough.
I enjoy the ominous implications of Nick's unspecified farm animal job.
He's a contractor who is paid not to have sex with farm animals. A contract with a single farm doesn't pay that much, but you can have a lot of contracts simultaneously.
It scares me if they've signed a (NO) SEX CONTRACT
As soon as Nick saw that all-plaid outfit he knew only the long arm of the law could make him resist Joel's raw animal magnetism.
🤣
lmao
Usually there's some underlying criticism or satirical element to these videos but I'm stumped on this one.
Yeah I think it’s kinda playing in how some dudes are so “no homo” that it clearly comes from a place of deep insecurity. Like it definitely seems like he *didn’t* want him to sign the contract but hiding it under seemingly hetero motives of “bro this is to make sure we don’t kiss I swear”
backal
Yeah first reply and also might be about like those people u havent talked to since kindergarten who are in MLMs trying to make u join their pyramid schemes or sell you weird stuff
@@carsoneastman5709 I feel like you're forcing that one a little.
@@SuperAmericanism I'm kinda on board with what he said. He gave him the contract, but deep down he didn't want Joel to sign it, hence why he left and never came back. I think he was distraught at the fact Joel would say on a legally binding document "I will never, ever, under punishment of law, have sex with this man", it destroyed him.
Nick is a weird one. I bet he doesn't even give his parents birthday tickles.
What? Everyone’s supposed to get birthday tickles
@@bigflx2754 you're also a weird man, everyone does it
"Looks exchanged shall hereby be uncharged with tension or intimate emotion"
The way Nicholas was looking at Joel while he was signing the contract...He had already violated it, hence his disappearance...must've felt so guilty
is this a commentary on how confronting unspoken romantic feelings in any way, even if the intention is to maintain a friendship, is ultimately doomed to destroy the friendship entirely, and friends with unrequited attraction between them can only remain friendly if they never, ever speak of it?
that's how i choose to see this based on my own life experience
I like this explanation
That's the vibe I was getting. Sort of a "Well I wasn't attracted to you anyways *blocked*" type deal
Sadly too true
Yeah, I agree with this reading.
Oh, I've been there
Inaccurate, the friend wasn't late.
We don’t know that. Maybe he was supposed to arrive during the day.
@@thermophile2106 This is true, but it is in the Brodex stated in rule 347, and I quote "You must make at least two remarks on how late a friend is". Now they either broke the rules of Brodex, or this rule was done off camera.
The friend arrives precisely when he means to.
Inaccurate, the friend exists😀😀😩😩😩😩
Boy, Joel has some cake.
That was a glass of water, not cake.
I was about to say the same thing
With cake like that, I wouldn't last 15 years without a contract. It's impressive how long they didn't do it for.
I thought I was the only one impressed with those cake's.
Aren't comments like that prohibited in the sex contract? You know, assuming you have one already and if you don't then you should. It's 2021, come on guy.
can't tell if this is a highly sophisticated social commentary or a dream he had once
CZcams suggested your How Women Talk in Old Movies video to me about a week ago and I've been watching a bunch of your videos every day ever since. Every time I think I have a favorite, a new one takes its place. If someone told me today I could only watch one CZcams channel for the rest of my life it would be yours Joel. Looking forward to watching all the ones I haven't seen yet. Thanks for bringing some much needed joy into my life. Hope you're enjoying your van travels!
Thanks for the kind words! Glad CZcams recommended you my stuff! It’ll be great to have you around once we’re all limited to one channel. Here’s to you finding many more favorites :)
*Forrest Gump voice*
“Life is like a Joel Haver video... you never know what you’re gonna get.”
The way Nicholas was staring at Joel while he was signing the contract 😆.
Find a guy -FFRIEND- who stares at you like that
Well they were at risk of sex at any moment
Joel i am so glad that at the end of your recent animation you told us to try out some new stuff and ive been checking out all your content now im loving it man
Thanks for taking the time to check out the other stuff, that means a lot❤️
This is my favorite skit, I think about it too often. Thank You
Frontal and backal? That is a pretty serious contract.
I lost it at "backal". Thats the stupidistly funny word I've herd in a while.
@@falleneldor stupidal*
Yeah. I mean frontal can be avoided easily enough, but how're you going to guarantee no backal? What if you end up going to the same gym by accident and want to shower and change?
Not of all us are blessed enough to afford those fancy ones where each shower stall has a private changing area in front!
So elitist! :p
@@alexcrowley2635 good point. i stand corrected.🤣
@@alexcrowley2635 stupidumbly*
Dude, your style is drip.
Dude dat drip been done dropped
Is drip your style dude
It's that 'old man golfing' but also 'little boys pyjamas' vibe
What does "drip" mean. Tell me in white people language.
every movie made by this man is an absolute masterpiece and this document Joel made me sign will make sure that I let you know just how much I enjoyed this video as well as all of his other content
either most of Joel's friends have a really good acting talent, is actor themselves, or Joel is just REALLY good at directing.
"You say it so plainly" Wait, doesn't everyone have a sex contract? I've signed plenty, that's why my friends don't call me.
I think he wanted you to tear it up, and take him right there. Oh, and some light farm play
ikr
that might actually be the plot twist since his friend stopped contacting him
@@hasanajami7653 It's not a plot twist, it's the point of the vid!
@@hasanajami7653 I thought that was the meme
I'm loving that opening backal shot of the plaid shirt/shorts combo
That ending, wasn't expecting the shock of a missed opportunity.
He really didn’t want him to sign that contract…
Ohhhhhhh
OHHHHH
OHHHHHHHH
That's why he blocked him. He was offended he signed it.
OHHHHHHHHH
Love how your printer was clearly running out of ink.
There are dark moments in which I forget that Joel has cake. It's nice to be remined.
This went a completely different way to what I thought it would
Kind of expected the friend to try and sell him some scheme when he got out his paperwork
And in a way, he did.
Frontal and backal.....I'm so stealing that
It’s written by a bonafide real lawyer.
This is the most relatable content i've ever seen online, I hate situation's like this and how often they seem to occur
I love this skit, the camera quality and angles and everything just looked so sick!! I’ve recently been binging skits on this channel and the quality has definitely improved. Keep up the great work, Joel and friends!! :))
I don’t think any of my old friends are doing well enough to be able to match their shirt and shorts. Joel’s doing pretty well for himself
Middleschool style, lmao
Joel seems to really appreciate plaid pattern.
Also I expected an MLM when he pulled out the binder
EDIT: that pun is intended
after that you expected a different mlm
Weren't you shocked when this was an anti-mlm video. ("Mlm or Man love man" is a way of specifying the relationship you're currently in when you're bisexual)
its not anti mlm, and why the (parentheses)
I was expecting a Multi Level Marketing scheme as well.
That would have been so much more tense and uncomfortable than what we got.
You always come up with some original sauce for us to dip in, my friend. Cheers to you and your amazing friends 🤙
another golden video, great job
Sounds about right when i meet my school friends.
You made the right choice Joel. He looked ready to pounce.
my favourite video of yours yet
this channel baffels me more with each new video
Friendships are too complicated these days.
This Friends reunion looks great
I absolutely cannot get enough of these videos. Just tooo funny and you never know what to expect.
I freaking love these original ideas, man. It's refreshing to watch some funny content that's not a clone of something else.
The pride on his friends face as Joel reads the sex contract is priceless
I don’t suppose you have a copy of that document lying around for redistribution, do ya Joel?
I hope he has, would be funny finding stuff like that in the future and laughing together about the old times 😂
Would buy multiple t-shirts displaying said contract
This is my first of many videos that I’ve watched by Joel.
Did you guys notice how the vertical stripes on the shirt aligned so beautifully with the ones on the shorts?! So satisfying. I'm going to sleep like a baby tonight. Thank you Joel.
Hits home no one really cares or understands what field you go into after school... it's just 'more power to you'
"So what do you do now?"
"Well, I-"
"No way, that's awesome!"
What you do doesn't define you
@@Daithi_mk Not entirely, but you devote nearly half of your waking life to 'what you do'. So it does help define you in a significant way.
the soundtracks in these videos always fit perfectly
This is so smart! Much love, keep it up.
The plaid shirt and shorts combination let’s us know that Joel is doing “pretty good”
I love Joel Haver and I don't care who knows it.
This is gonna be me in like 3-4 months. Can't wait.
Oh god, oh no, oh geez now I'm worried.
It's fine, I'm sure they'll understand the contract.
This is great. This is great.
And that second shot!! Very aesthetically pleasing
You deserve each and everyone of your patrons plaid man
Love the matching outfit, Joel.
Thanks for the upload. just laughed my ass off for a solid 4 mins
This is the absolute /best/ short film yet from you! It caused a verifiable belly laugh which provoked a response from my wife. Keep up the good work my /not/ friend.
Man I love this channel so much! Keep up the great content my dude!
The first minute was giving off a feeling so familiar that forgotten memories started flooding my head. Damn you, Joel!
Was really expecting it to be an MLM contract
This is so new,
Something I never seen before.
Thanks Joel.
Captivating from start to finish
3:50 lol Joel. Your twists get me every time... Or is that like an untwist? You're next level.
Absolutely. Joel is just on another level!
The only thing more impressive than Joel's improv and creating an animation style is how much plaid he has in his wardrobe (and how he just rocks it!).
This video was so much better than I expected when I saw the title
This one's by far the most absurd thing you've done so far. Well done, made me smile :D
damn adulting is getting harder these days. thanks for shedding light to these things to those who are just getting into the age range
I'm 36 and have never heard about a "Sex Contract" that's actually a "No Sex Contract".
i can never know how these short films are going to end
Either every of your friends is a good actor or you are really awesome at directing!
Joel's videos always go in a completely unexpected direction and I love them all so much! 😂
4:01 you can see it here, the reasoning he actually wanted him to NOT sign the contract.
this was a bit strange, thank you
Excellent. Good acting from both!
what a true friend
13 years ago at an after graduation party. I wore plaid shorts with a plaid shirt. My friends told me to never do that again and I ended up taking off the plaid over shirt.
Joel here has proven that it is a look and it's totally fine. I never should have caved to peer pressure.
You should wear it now. Now is the time.
Okay check this out I'm really pleased with myself for this one:
Old MacDonald had a form
E I E I NO
This is GOOD
And oscar was his nam-o
This is instantly one of my favorites
This is truly one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever watched, and yet it is extremely relatable!
Why tf did it take me this long to find ur channel? Now I'm just running thru ur greatest hits
Same here! Same here! Same here!
The act's up Joel, I'm reporting this video for full backal nudity
Why are you the best Joel. Seriously. Best dry content I've ever seen
Great video dude. Love it.
He has a whole playlist worth of awkward reunions.
When someone who wanted to be more than friends sees if they ever had a shot
the production quality is strong with this one
Another great video my dude
"Heavy petting is discouraged" - but not ruled out altogether? Interesting.
Joel, my guy. You now have to rename your couches and chairs to "cake stands" when you sit on them, you know, after seeing your backal area.
Your narration always has a very "Raising Arizona" feel to it. Keep up the good work.
Your writing is great. I don't know how do you come up with the awkward situations lol
It's a documentary
I think they improvise alot, that makes it awkward