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Sam Hyde - First Date Questions
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- čas přidán 31. 05. 2023
- Couldn’t find the full version I watched many months ago (scrubbed from the surface layer of the internet I suppose), so I stitched together a couple clips. Not sure if this is the true full version, but it might be the fullest version we have. Enjoy!
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Schindler’s rizz
😂😂👌👌
Dam
Best comment I've read all year 😂
Noooo😂😂😂
@@normiedeathsquad40 Now go home and get your hinge box
I love that Vivaldi starts playing when he talks about taking his wife by force
It makes the whole thing looks so unreal it's hilarious in on itself
Excellent juxtaposition
lmfao good ole sam sneaking in comedy that goes over the heads of the majority
Rape isnt real folks
the four seasons of rape.
Saying "savoir faire" twice in ten minutes is hilarious
"Savoir faire" and "pastiche" are Sam's favorite baguette words.
You have to have a certain joie de vivre to appreciate that
that level of jes ne se quax
@@basshunters.thompson7170 It's je ne sais quoi you barbarian
@RP-dy5mu what makes you think a barbarian can comprehend their grammatical and typographical error
My favourite part is when she tries her hardest to steer the conversation into neutral waters by discussing her love of France and wine, and Sam instantly shits on her and takes the wheel back.
I DOMINATE
I DOMINATE
"Yeah I think wine is for pussies"
You know she loved it
it's a legitimate question how would you act if adolf hitler approached you in a friendly way and asked you to do something for him
there would be no WAY to resist that dude
I’m his top guy…
Hitler chose me..?
It would be an honor.
Shake his hand, make eye contact and pay attention.
the actress in this is killing it too. couple times it looks like she had to contain herself a lot so as to not burst out laughing. i think sam said in one episode of PGL that she was not fully in on it but just rolled with it. great job honestly
She's also in the vid where Sam is the Steve Jobs parody
Huh?
Always remember
what are you gay??
She's also doing of
The 8 laws of power:
* Lie
* Manipulate
* Cheat
* Steal
* Gaslight
* Bully
* Insult
* Flex
you forgot gatekeep and girlboss fatty
Manipulate mansplain manifest
Based
@@sentaveliki425 eveyone is under his thumb at his office
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she went from shocked, to appalled, to mildly amused, to bored.
Disassociating and then getting upset.
He isn't toxic enough for her.
Props to the actress. Her reactions make the whole thing funnier
Sam Hyde is such a nasty, physical beast rn
bro
I read this in sync with when he said it.
@@andrewdebacker yessssss
Dude
I have no choice but to make you a legend.
Me being autistic on dates
lolol
Me in regular light hearted conversation with coworkers
Oh so you are the girl in the video?
@@123Jim91 I see your point
@@plasmapanasonic4741 Standard night shift banter, unironically LOL
this is what a 2000 + man sounds like. With all of the good parts and none of the bad parts.
He cant keep getting away with it
Dude that hasn’t been funny in 4 years
@@maximussuffarion7767 yo mama
@@maximussuffarion7767bro that's cuz he fkn got away with it
@@maximussuffarion7767Cope harder liberal
@@reichspector2413 I can almost guarantee you I am significantly more right wing than you
"There's a pageantry to it" 🤣
Hahahahahhaa
Savior faire
What's crazy is that I saw the woman (Claire Unabia) while watching Westworld and couldn't figure out what I recognized her from. It drove me nuts until I remembered I'd seen her years ago in this Sam Hyde sketch! No wonder she didn't have it listed on here IMDb!
She was on top model
No one saw season 2
@@bleh3039if she had to be Hitler’s top model, i bet she would. Like obviously she wouldn’t support Hitler or his policies, but if he came to her and said she was such a physical specimen that he had to use her as a model for the German Volk, i bet she would be his top model
She's still traumatized to this day
This is the anthropomorphism of 4 Chan on a date with Twitter.
I used half of this video while blackout over the weekend. I didn't even remember where it was from.
I think it's more reddit than X.
@@darlinbood39912014 tumblr more like
No, if it were Twitter she would be raging back at him. She's a normie.
Guys let's be clear, he's not saying he would do it now... It's cool.
Well, who knows? I mean, there’s no river that goes for long enough without a bend.
I love how this sketch is basically Sam having an episode and trying to break the actress lmao. She did a good job being the straight man
There’s a pageantry to it
Why buy a cow if you can't drink milk when you want?!
Ill just rent milk from the store.
@@shawnmendrek3544haha
Based
@@user-xb7yz6wq1d You know what is more based? Not believing in this BS trend of 'male & female gaze' crap. Do not waste your time on it. Kind of like people trying to push BDSM on all people and generalizing all women like it. Though the whole gaze thing is stupid, waste no time on it.
Why buy a cow at all? Just steal it
Just make my gf pregnant to get the real deal. But she produces so little milk its ridiculous, I quit.
He points out how in every historical era, we have been compliant to norms that rule the current time period. He makes fun of the unearned sense of moral superiority from which many people judge history.
No, he just likes grapes and Himmler
Exactly was waiting for this comment. People today are just as reprehensible as other eras - look at factory farming or the Gaza genocide - yet they often feel smugly superior because they toe the line on minor divisive issues the media says are important.
💀
it brings up a good question about high status individuals and how it psychologically effects people around them
@@PeterParker-yg6fc are you putting me in a self defense situation right now
I’m a high status individual
No way he's the top guy, if im there. Ive been learning the German language through war songs while doing pushups. Only because i try to be insightful in everything i do
You have to have that savoir faire
you can't be top guy i watch little dark age edits on /pol/ at least a hundred times a day plus i memorized all his speeches plus i learned how to goose step
uhhh that would be me. i was there when it happened.
@@stanpines9011I read mein kampf twice on german and im indian pls sar help me
@@stanpines9011 That's nothing, I stopped touching my penis and just hit N5 in Japanese.
Yeah that sounds incredible…. A woman and a… yeah -wow-…
My favorite question to ask women on first date, is..... "How many abortions have you had." It always gets an interesting response.
First d8s are all about watching your own back
I like to say "how many of theae stupid lies have you fallen for?" With a big grin like I'm playing and then I list off a bunch of liberal beliefs. Protip: do this before you order the food.
Fun true story: I had this female client try and hook me up with her sister/cousin/whatever and she described her as "beautiful, cheerleader body" and when I saw her she was an overweight black 37 year old single mother with 3 or 4 kids. I went through with it but tried to get out of there and she said "I don't understand why you would go on a date if you don't want to be vulnerable with someone." Idk wtf that was but figured someone might get a laugh.
@Absolute_Goblin vunerable... lol. Is that like let me be in charge? Good job dodging that bullet.
How the fuck did i know she would say amelia earhart
Fr fr. Rosa Parks was prob her second choice
cause these npcs are all the same
@@setmason1510 correct
I was thinking Ann Frank for some reason
It's the most generic strong woman historical figure answer.
If she actually knew what the fuck she was talking about and was interesting, she'd say something like Catherine the Great or Eleanor of Aquitaine.
You know who is feeling more stress, more tension than her?
That suit jacket
Said no one, ever: "I'm going to bat for you, Joe Biden."
I said that. I loved him. Today's news was very upsetting.
Democracy is a steak.
@@citricdemon He's certainly less bad than Kamala, but that's funny 😂
@@hasselnttper3730 whatever
8:36 literally Trotsky
9:06 Correction, THAT’S literally Trotsky.
The fried audio in this is everything.
Marital rape was banned like 15 years ago in Illinois lol
@@macnzvprove it
Proof?
Marital “rape”
@@user-ux7uw2ej8d thats what im saying
According to what I found googling, North Carolina & Oklahoma were the last 2 states to repeal exemptions for it, both in 1993... Apparently prior to 1970, exemptions for it existed in every US state
i knew she would say amelia Earhart
*I'm really very cultured (except I'm not)
are you really using a sketch written by sam hyde to reinforce your worldview?
This is one of the best videos on the internet
agreed
6:00 I know these are skits and all, but I've genuinely seen people have the facial expression like this girl does. You can feel in your bones that you chose a wrong dialog option.
"Woah. What am I gonna do? He needs me."
Is exactly what I say to myself when Sam personally emails me with MDE promos. I'm Sam's top guy.
I am Sam's top guy's top guy's boss's nephew's friend's top guy
Meds
@@readuth1488 my gf said if i take my schzio meds again we wont be able to see each other anymore. literally.
The Dominate segment is my favorite part from this recording session 😂, thanks for this upload ❤
the hand motions really make it 🤣
I would be Diogenes
Chad Diogenes.
@@ArhivaOmeniriiRumaniechadiogenes
That's my Diogenes! Always peeing on people!
If I were not Diogenes, I would also want to be be Diogenes!
Glad this was re-uploaded, the guy keeps removing all his best and classic vids.
He can’t keep getting away with it
the tribe want it shut down
This videos somehow funnier if you skip forward a minute every so often.
It's like being on a date at a restaurant and you hear this conversation between lulls of your own convos
I did good in high school
“I DOMINATE THE WOMEN IN MY WORKPLACE mkay” 😂😂😂
There were no countries where non-consensual marital sex was illegal until 1972. Many countries in Asia and Africa don't have these laws today. He is right: this is profoundly traditional. Maybe she should consider him an old fashion romantic.
"There's a whole pageantry to it" 😂😂
i watch this everytime before i go on a date. gets me pumped up
This was the longest 9 minutes and 30 seconds of my life
I could've watched this go on for 8 hours
“Man why can’t I find a girlfriend?”
sam hyde haters think this is serious
nick fuentes fans think this is serious
One of the funniest skits ive ever seen... Sam Hyde, take it or leave it, is funny. Lmao
this is like the prank comedy equivalent of facialabuse
God, please protect Sam Hyde
In my opinion this is his 2nd greatest work right behind the Ted Talk Paradigm Shift
Damn I can’t argue with that. I’d have Jews Rock and boulder being rolled up the hill skit as honourable mentions.
I thought the Ted talk was a skit until literally like 2 hours ago
thank you for uploading this
CHAD Hyde vs VIRGIN roast beef
"I'm an alpha male. Okay? Alright? I uhhhhhh, dominate a lot people. Daily."
The ruffling sound of his blazer when he flexes is just so perfecto 6:11
6:53 Look at my Red Pill Coach go.
I'd love to see a behind the scenes on this. Sam Hyde wasn't well known at this point and I got to know what she thought she was walking into here.
There's a pageantry to it!
the full version is on his gumroad channel
The music is perfect.
She looks like Eleanor Matsuura (The lady that played Yumiko on The Walking Dead). The credit is for a "Claire H James", yet this is the only role she has documented. It could be a pseudonym
Claire Unabia from westworld
Wait, was this not scripted? Did that lady actually choose to be a woman who not only crashed her plane but was eaten by crabs? Anyone in history and she chose crab food?
Well, we're all gonna die one day. Best to die doing what you love, right?
Earhart never died
@@KrazyIvan69 Mr Hands style
@@myleg...fr she living in my basement
@@myleg... she hasn't seen the light of day in decades
“That sounds incredible.. a woman and yeah…” cut to the flower vase suddenly empty of water😂
Kinda looks like Anne frank
Both are CUTE!
@@tamarinds If I fuck the ashes is it still considered rape?
@@tamarinds weird mf
@@thedog7494 that's just your opinion
KHAZAR
MILKIES
I like the lighting
Me 2
Gorilla steroids injected into Tom Cruise :-}}
Romantic Vichy longing.
He can barely hold back the rage
This man is genius
This proves that you can in fact, be TOO based.
he had me at "clop-clop."
Some would call Sam a "red flag" but he seems chill
"You know, that level of X factor, we call it in the sales business."
this is my favorite skit PANACHE, JE NE SAIS QUOI, SAVOIR FAIRE 😂😂😂
5:36 Load bearing "But"
The struggle between the people and the hatred amongst them is being nurtured by very specific parties.
It is a small, rootless, international clique that is turning the people against each other, that does not want them to have peace.
Yeah, humans never fought or warred with each other for dominance or territory until certain ((( people))) came on the scene.
It bothers me that he didnt bring up the rock crabs eating her alive when the chick said Amelia Eirheart
Lol he said elegant, pageantry and savoir faire to that particular sex act.
I DOMINATE on daily BASIS
The lip licking after that statement at 2:36 done did it for me
Lmfao
This is great sam
so my kentucky girlfriend just informed me that marital rape wasnt illegal until 2019, even if youve been separated for years. also they can just drain your bank account..
Samuel Hyde’s finest work
That’s top-guy material right there
This the same guy who tried to bump trump off?
yes
This is basically a satire of how guys who write to Sam act on their dates with women
He's Reich on the money
this is psychedelic
I think Sam Hyde looked at himself in the mirror at 9 and said, "yeah you're 40 dude"
2000+ yr man 😂
"A woman AND a pilot...." 😂😂😂
Looking full Lev Bronstein in this one
Your ancestors wouldn’t disapprove of him as much as I do
The actress, not the character she was playing, but the actress, was visibly uncomfortable during this shoot.
It's understandable, she was moments away from putting the Ghost of Kyiv into a self defense situation.
The actress, these actresses that we hired
I like how only the flowers are colorized like the girl in the red dress in Schindlers list
3:36 The way he says "I really don't like Adolf Hitler" makes it sound like he's intimately familiar with his beliefs, workings, and actions but doesn't think he went hard enough
She looks like Julia Styles, acts better
Was wondering who she reminded me of, thanks
i mean, she didnt run
These skits are fucking great
The cast on her left leg made this even more ridiculous. It couldn't have been unplanned.