This is like when you need to have work experience before getting a job when you are just starting. How can I be happily married if I can't get married in the first place lol
@@colachofcbahaha I dont intend on marriage so far, I just want a relationship we see as a marriage, every relationship is like that for me, it’s more just making a female loyal these days, a lot have 10 ex’s and 50 previous flings so if you aren’t THAT GUY from the jump it’s basically over from day one, the key is to find an innocent as possible woman, if you can’t mould your woman she’s already too far gone but you have to be also a competent and protective man urself to do so, so I just tell men to work on themselves and the women will come
To be fair, I've seen her videos and she's got fuck all rhythm. So he's missing nothing anyway. She's not even fit either, girl hasn't got much going for her
The point isn’t about him being “hurt” it’s about the fact that if a male influencer was doing this then everyone would be crying about it even more than what mark is in this clip
Nah his reaction pretty clearly shows that he was personally hurt by it. Nothing to do with men vs women or whatever bollocks narrative you think it is.
This is one of those comments, you thought it was about the world. It is ENTIRELY about you and your shortcomings. And everyone except you can see that.
I was in Tesco a few years back, back when my local one had a fresh fish/hot food/butcher section, which it doesnt any more. Anyway, im approaching the hot food counter and a young boy, about 8 yr old gets there just ahead of me and says to the lady behind the counter "excuse me miss, do you have any crabs?". She says "no son, we dont have any" and the boy points at the two guys on the cheese section, who are buckled in hysterics, and says "those men said you have crabs" 😂😂 She was fuming but it was one of the funniest things man. This just reminded me of it
@@NefariousbigIt's not about being "rattled", he is appalled that his name has even been brought into the conversation. The guy is happily married and doesn't need random online girls trying to tempt him away.
@@JohnB-im3eushe might think she is but wait till her son gets to school… he’s going to have a shit time for 10 years because of her. No man will ever fully respect her. The good old saying. Money can’t buy you happiness is going to fully apply to this sl*t
Where is any pictures of his Wife he doesn't share that with anyone his Mrs has never been seen only heard coming into the room to drop him off a Cuppa or tell him something if she is dropping him off a drink or food she is always out of shot and if she is telling him something she probably sticks her head through the door we don't even hear her speak
To be fair ...it's impressive that she was informed about your content enough to have heard your commentary on Chelsea players. She's gone up in my books
Goldbridge’s wife must be an amazing woman. I obviously don’t know him personally, but he comes off like he’s absolutely head over heels for her any time he talks about her
@prometheus6688 I would have expected him to make some light-hearted joke whilst maybe taking the piss out of himself. But he genuinely comes across as rattled
Women absolutely hate when they’re the one getting rejected. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve broke up with a girl and they try to gaslight me by saying “I was gonna end it anyway”.
The Crab part was pretty funny 😂 But the fact Goldbridge felt compelled to bring this up in the first place makes it seem like he's low key upset about it 😂
‘If I wanted crabs, I’d go to Morrisons’ 😂 That’s a violation!
marks dad obviously doesnt agree....
@@user-ly8bq3tx5jdoes his dad think he has crabs?
its the voice of experience!!!
''that one there is a violation, personally I wouldn't have it'' lmao
😂😂😂
Mark clapped them cheeks verbally with that fish comment..
😂😂 bro she burned him worse by posting a picture of desk top and said look the new old Trafford 😂😂😂
@@jonathan2755it really is more of a burn to Man United than him tbh. Mark really roasted her alive personallu 😂
@@isiaharellano3789 it's a burn to him ffs. U clearly dont get it.
@@jonathan2755 you fucks clearly have something for Astrid so I don't blame you if you feel that way 😂
@jonathan2755 you dont get it do you....
"I am happily married". We men need this. Stay focused brothers.
This is like when you need to have work experience before getting a job when you are just starting. How can I be happily married if I can't get married in the first place lol
Stay focused on your Wife and Family, Brothers.
@@colachofcbahaha I dont intend on marriage so far, I just want a relationship we see as a marriage, every relationship is like that for me, it’s more just making a female loyal these days, a lot have 10 ex’s and 50 previous flings so if you aren’t THAT GUY from the jump it’s basically over from day one, the key is to find an innocent as possible woman, if you can’t mould your woman she’s already too far gone but you have to be also a competent and protective man urself to do so, so I just tell men to work on themselves and the women will come
It’s not hard she’s absolutely horrible
amen
He took absolutely no prisoners here, and he did it in such a cold, classy manner 😂😂
Cold maybe...classy is a stretch 😂
To be fair, I've seen her videos and she's got fuck all rhythm. So he's missing nothing anyway. She's not even fit either, girl hasn't got much going for her
Lad he’s clearly triggered that she pied him, heads fallen off 😂 nothing classy about it
@@Pokjhbvcf doubt it mate, I wouldn’t be too fussed if I got passed on by a walking yeast infection.
@BSTVskilo why did he make a response video then?
Goldbridge: "🥶"
Music: "🗿"
Coldbridge 🥶🥶🥶
CZcams shorts ahh comment
@@cristianmelendez8190 I WONDER WHY
@@cristianmelendez8190 no shit Sherlock
Stone Cold Goldbridge 3:16
Goldbridge who is a dad himself saying “my dad sent me a clip from astrid wett” is priceless 😂😂😂 his dad must be like 60-70+ 😂
Boys will be boys
Bro discovering the concept of a granddad XDDD
I mean yeah, can’t imagine a 40 y/o grandad
“If I wanted crabs” bro violated her so badly 😂
Fuckin respect from a city fan I love this kind of pettiness 😂😂😂
This is why we Love Goldbridge
A man of principle
He's an a**hole
Because why? Hes literally talking about someone that has already said no. He just seems pissy he was brought up
Loyalbridge
@@Avnish787 coldbridge 🥶🥶🥶
The point isn’t about him being “hurt” it’s about the fact that if a male influencer was doing this then everyone would be crying about it even more than what mark is in this clip
no one would be crying like mark is in this clip
Nah his reaction pretty clearly shows that he was personally hurt by it. Nothing to do with men vs women or whatever bollocks narrative you think it is.
This is one of those comments, you thought it was about the world. It is ENTIRELY about you and your shortcomings. And everyone except you can see that.
Who cares? She included him in a video, he responded.
Exactly well said
Astrid got cooked like Chelsea's form this season
Chelsea have done anything but cook lol
@@MOONGREEDYwhat a crap word anyway. “Cook” … pathetic
@@MOONGREEDYI mean being undefeated vs man City is cooking if you ask me
@@HowellSzn If only that got them out of 12th
@@HowellSznmid table club
I was in Tesco a few years back, back when my local one had a fresh fish/hot food/butcher section, which it doesnt any more. Anyway, im approaching the hot food counter and a young boy, about 8 yr old gets there just ahead of me and says to the lady behind the counter "excuse me miss, do you have any crabs?". She says "no son, we dont have any" and the boy points at the two guys on the cheese section, who are buckled in hysterics, and says "those men said you have crabs" 😂😂 She was fuming but it was one of the funniest things man. This just reminded me of it
😂😂😂😂 FFS
I don’t understand
Aaah the young and the innocent 😃🥳
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 @@arathan9305
@@arathan9305 Ask your mum or dad
@@lorddarlo6194 nah u sped
This is an evisceration 💀💀💀
Get back to schoool
Mysogyny
Does it always take this long for him to get to the point?
@@joethfc3misogyny???
How?
No, this is literally you getting fired and then yelling "i quit" afterwards lol.
Imagine your dad mugging you off like this 😅
apparently msrks dad is into that scene 😊
You hate to see it
@@markray6113 😂
Goldbridge is a savage tho lol 😅😂
Coldbridge 🥶
He destroyed her with that comment 😂😂😂
Gotta love Goldbridge😂😂😂
He was Coldbridge with them insults 🥶🥶🥶
People thinking mark is rattled, Christ lads you lot are clueless 🤣
This is literal video proof of him being rattled lol. Who the fuck goes out of their way to say this if they aren't? Moisty
@@Nefariousbigit's called standing up for yourself as a man. Mark ain't no pussy, nor wants crabs from that pussy. Solid statement.
@@NefariousbigIt's not about being "rattled", he is appalled that his name has even been brought into the conversation. The guy is happily married and doesn't need random online girls trying to tempt him away.
@@matthewb4657 spot on! 👌🏻
@@Nefariousbigit’s called marketing. People unfortunately love drama, drama sells. Ask boxing or the ufc, drama definitely sells.
Yooo that's a violation and a half. Didn't expect that 🤣
Oh he's taking no prisoners!!! Absolute king shit 👑
Don’t mess around with sex workers guys. 😂
Theyre called prostitutes.
the hero we don't deserve but we need
The Gold Knight
as a liverpool fan i love this guy
Well Done my Bro! ❤🎉😂
“ I can’t spake”
Or spell
@@marcjohnson7734
That is how he says it..
@@marcjohnson7734 woooshhh
You can keep your crabs 😂😂😂
Let’s be real lil bro would crumble in person 😂
He sounds hurt😂😂
I wasn’t expecting that tbh 😂😂😂 mark G with a banger 😂😂
Dude's dad really made fun of him for getting passed. 🤣🤣🤣
My guy goldbridge
Coldbridge 🥶
That right there izza VIOLATION 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Get your jackets cause Coldbridge is ICE 🥶
What a roast from Mark Goldbridge
“Haha ya got passed!” 😂
His pops is a proper triple-threat (menace/instigator/fiend) on the internet lol
Well said Mark 👌😂
Oh shit, if i wanted CRABS thats a killa
The real funny part is that his dad somehow found that clip 🤣🤣🤣
Bro really chose a violation 💀
Well astrid does only fans lool says alot about her
Says she makes bank whilst the rest of us don't. Who's winning really G?
@@JohnB-im3euwhat a stupid comment. These woman deserve nothing but criticism.
@@JohnB-im3eu Money isn't everything. I would never go to a such a low level for money.
@tariqomer4678 right losing ones dignity for that. Is never worth it
@@JohnB-im3eushe might think she is but wait till her son gets to school… he’s going to have a shit time for 10 years because of her. No man will ever fully respect her. The good old saying. Money can’t buy you happiness is going to fully apply to this sl*t
Before ye comment go take a look at goldbridge's wife, ol marky boy is doing quite well for himself 👌
his wife at best is a 4
@@ChucklingAwaySo u reckon ur mom's a 4?
@@ChucklingAwaybut astrid is a 1 in looks and personality
Where is any pictures of his Wife he doesn't share that with anyone his Mrs has never been seen only heard coming into the room to drop him off a Cuppa or tell him something if she is dropping him off a drink or food she is always out of shot and if she is telling him something she probably sticks her head through the door we don't even hear her speak
@@lorddarlo6194It COULD be, hear me out, because his content is about FOOTBALL... Plunker...
He got violated after this with that old Trafford set-up she tagged him in 😂
Klopp doesn’t even care anymore 😂 he just wants out
A minute's silence for Astrid.
Get your jackets cause Coldbridge is ICE 🥶
and she was genuinely rattled by it cuz she wants him😂😂
😂😂😂 shots fired. If I wanted crabs.. that got me
Haha Mark went up in my estimation here, this was a violation. Morrisons fish section
Mark taking this a bit seriously 🥲
He’s rattled wtf 😂
I think he wanted a sess😂
Why would he be? As he just said he is happily married, he also has kids. I would of passed her aswell, she's awful.
@@The_SnuggleDuckhe's clearly upset
It is public humiliation tbf. And he's right, she's assuming she can bang anyone.
@@JohnB-im3euthat his name is being mentioned like this by a slag online. I would be also.
If you have no morals you wont understand.
I think he would get more than crabs 😅😂😂😂
LMAO you can tell he is holding back. Common Mark Goldbridge win.
Mark Coldbridge
Sounds like his feelings are hurt lol
I would pass on her too.
I mean that smash or pass game only hurts feelings. Don´t know why people play it
Not really
Go on Mark😂😂 tell em how it is🤣
😂👌Goldridge said he wants a new car not the showroom car funny stuff best of Goldridge 😂🦀
She's not even that fit!!
To be fair ...it's impressive that she was informed about your content enough to have heard your commentary on Chelsea players. She's gone up in my books
..for knowing something about a well known football influencer??
Mark got the best comeback one liners 😂
Bro got so salty over her 🤣
Goldbridge’s wife must be an amazing woman.
I obviously don’t know him personally, but he comes off like he’s absolutely head over heels for her any time he talks about her
As if goldbridge had a choice? 😂😂😂
as if she had a choice XD
@@weedwhisperer6767 yeah, cos he's such a catch? 😏
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@englanduk6131he might not be good looking but you’d be surprised what women would do for some of that clout
@@englanduk6131women's currency isnt looks my friend it's clout and money and he has both
This is the saltiest thing I've ever seen.
Timo Nunez back at it again
Genuinely a good dude.
As a lifelong Liverpool fan, I can confidently say Mark Goldbridge is a legend!
Legend 😂
Ego so fragile he feels the need to respond
Ahh, did he violate you also?
top 10 hardest rap battle bars " If i wanted crabs id go down to Morrisons"
That fish comment is a Verbal TKO😂
Bro's hurt 😂
That why i dont like man city fans
The fact he felt the need to reply to her shows how butthurt he is.
She got verbally violated 😂😂😂
Klopp happy that his owner Real Madrid isn’t the ones sending them home from a European competition
He took that personal
Deffo fancies her and is fuming 😂
Nobody likes that hippo
I doubt it. I would pass on her too.
@@billcarson818you and Mark can start an incel club
Eh she’s nothing special
Not all men are simps
"Emotional damage" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nearly spat out my cuppa I was laughing so hard! Good on you brother! 😎
Why does he sound so insecure? lol
Because he is
@prometheus6688 I would have expected him to make some light-hearted joke whilst maybe taking the piss out of himself. But he genuinely comes across as rattled
@@jackbradshaw8992Only a virgin would be typing this
@@iiechloniiSo your a virgin?.. No shame mate, we all are at some time, maybe you'll break your duck before your 40!😏
So he's insecure and she's??????
Insecurebridge
What he said made perfect sense. I would pass on her too. ;-)
@@billcarson818 sure buddy
@@Aron.k Yup. You think everbody likes how she looks? Tastes are different. ;-)
Are you a fanboi?
@@billcarson818agreed, and not just looks, it's the personality inside that matters more imo
@@FahimHoq True. Personality matters a lot more, I learned that over the years. Looks alone are not worth much.
Ten pints later Mark turns into flirt bridge 😅😂
Women absolutely hate when they’re the one getting rejected. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve broke up with a girl and they try to gaslight me by saying “I was gonna end it anyway”.
Damn she hurt his feelings with that one
Class comeback 😂
The violation codes have been raised and he has still broken it😂
The Crab part was pretty funny 😂 But the fact Goldbridge felt compelled to bring this up in the first place makes it seem like he's low key upset about it 😂
Your not gitting the point champ
@@keithdumas2851 so what’s the point, *Champ?*
Goldbridge ain't no simp
The thumbnail says it all. Imagine supporting two clubs at the same time. City and Chelsea 💀💀💀
The fact he felt the need to respond shows his pride was hurt….
As a city fan i couldn't agree more with the man ! I didn't even no this shit actually happened! And keep it that way
Goldbridge just activated his Chad mode
This guy is a legend, I’m dead 😂😂😂
Nah man violated 😂😭😭
Absolute violated 😮💨
Loyal to his club and his wife, absolute Goldbridge masterclass.
Even the roast are polite😂
That crab line was cooold
Cant keep his eyes off her on his over screen 😂😂
She struck a chord 😂
Well he’s defo hurt 😂
My jaw drop at the end😂😂😂
😂 Goldbridge aka The Terminator 😂