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@@lakyoliah6 Yeah, but what's even more sad is that It's already happening! Some people have no food, water, shelter, clothes etc. And while many people with precious hearts do anything they can to help there are also many people without a soul that do nothing and sometimes even make the situation worse or make the person feel horrible about themselves and basically just let a living human being sit there with litteraly nothing and possibly no one and die (sorry if that was too harsh, but it's true) which makes me sick! Humanity declined these past years which isn't good! We need to better ourselves! Not only us but for the people and animals around us! ._.
7:55 those are chum salmon trying to run up river. It looks like it flooded so it is messing with their mind and they think up the road is the stream they were born in. Salmon will run up and spawn the exact stream they were born in
I paused it at, "you gotta love the-" and I'm like, no freaking way, he likes seven nation army too... but was for some reason disappointed when that wasn't what came next. XD
Monster legends: sponsor? Lannan: sure Lannan:Hey i heard that some youtubers got their own monsters and.. Monster legends: dont be greedy were basically feeding you
Guys i dont put ads on sponsored videos but its been copy claimed so there may be ads running. I DIDNT DO IT.
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LazarBeam lol lmao
LazarBeam 😂
LazarBeam hi first
heyyuy-
Lazarbeam - like
Ninja- reply
Shut up you’re annoying
69 likes
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"This is what dying feels like, with mourning included!"
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Who watching this in 2024
Me😅
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@Eleanor Luke need your social security number, your mom's credit card number and home address? Get some free vbucks.
*WOW THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE*
I think i have hyfil
Hello grandson. I thought I kicked you from the family 569 years ago😐 anyway good to see ya
I wish I had a meme as prime minister...
Yes I'm Australian...
GET OVER IT!!!!!
Alfred T 1 word
*S T R A W B E R R Y*
Im aussie to lol
Lazarbeam for meme prime minister
K
we do
That’s why I’m never getting at girlfriend at 12 years old. 😂
Bro I’m 16 and still never had 1
@@RyanRamboer-sv3pm dang. I can’t complain, but how?
@@RyanRamboer-sv3pm same me 2
@@RyanRamboer-sv3pm yeah. Study is most important and you need as much time as possible. Any free time should ideally be spent on gaming
It’s 69 likes, I shall make it 70! *Phoenix Wright ace attorney pointing*
How the hell did he call Dumbledore fricking Gandalf
Cuz he doesn't care.
I hate him for that but yet I still watch him
Fucking nerds
@DriftTheRift I didn't say "he" was a nerd I said "y'all" you all are nerds. ALL of you.
who's better
lazarbeam = like
muselk = comment
Both
Both
Lazarbeam
Muselk
Both
"Food is just a dark humor. Not everyone gets it."
phc12 really
That's honestly really true, sad, but true! Not everyone gets food ;(
dark and funny
phc12 omg LOL
@@lakyoliah6
Yeah, but what's even more sad is that It's already happening! Some people have no food, water, shelter, clothes etc. And while many people with precious hearts do anything they can to help there are also many people without a soul that do nothing and sometimes even make the situation worse or make the person feel horrible about themselves and basically just let a living human being sit there with litteraly nothing and possibly no one and die (sorry if that was too harsh, but it's true) which makes me sick!
Humanity declined these past years which isn't good! We need to better ourselves! Not only us but for the people and animals around us! ._.
I remember being 12.
Glad that's over.
Lazarbeam:You gotta love the realism of battlefield.
Plane running into a horse and being fine.
6:47 I knew it would be an Ali-A intro. Lol
Who Wouldn't
7:15 season 7 in a nutshell
what's the song, also i agree
Blue Saber Ninja sorry I don't know :(
Don't know why I didn't think of this. good job I agree
Plushie Madness64 thanks!
What’s the song?
The one that said: hear that? It’s the fresh sound of ✨money✨; you know it really said Mr Crabs 😭🤚
I love how he insults 12 year olds when I’m 12 and most of his audience is too and we’re just ok with it. Cause it’s true
Exactly
Copied James Thompson.
I love how you copied someone’s comment and just reworded it to make it look different
This confirms the existence of the lazarbeam comment cinematic universe
13 over here
I love the boy who cried like a kettle when his electronical decice was 'broken'.
It was a 3DS.
@@FNAFfan001happy now
When
Y-Y-YOU BROKE IIYT
Listen super close because at 7:36 at the NASA spinning part it says "suck my ****"
friendly Creeper what song is it I need answers
NUGGET NUGGET it's loituma astronaut
What a bloody legend.
@@bentleyyanez1304 nugget will make the nugget cave
I heard it loud and clear thx for telling me
Whenever I'm depressed(which is always), I can always count on Lazar to laugh my ass off
who?
@@sway5368 dont do it.
the one with the newspaper and dark-fader was legit funny XD
You know that they gave him a script because when he was talking about monster legends he didn’t curse
FACTS!
.
It bc they sometimes turn into ads...
True, it isn't Lazarbeam without cuss words
LoL
"Show em how american you are!"
*head punches*
NOW THAT IS AN AMERICAN!
Yes
3:02 was a nice throwback to the OG Nintendo Games
As a Harry Potter fan it is so aggravating watching him call Dumbledore, Gandalf
When the sun came up and he said the potential for that, I knew he was going to do Ali a music
That was do funny
Lol I read this in a spongebob voice I thought it was that song at first
Lady: What would you do if there was a child right in front of you?
Me: *Yeets kid off of a roller coaster*
It started exactly when I read this lol
Same lol
Rude
i Hdez It’s just a joke
8:14 me when I'm the last member of my squad
4:50
You forget, Harry Potter was in the UK, not America.
None of the Muggles had AKs or RPGs.
6:10 crap she found out welp im screwed
HAVE FUN WITH HER
RYAN
TemPen 2020
Hafff fuuun ryaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnny
HaVe FuN rYaN
Welp???
I honestly love the American jokes even though I’m American 😂💀
Addie and Kayla i mean, we deserve it lol... we did elect Trump as President. Only country on earth that would elect a meme as president
@@everydaffodil5344 Agreed
Me too
the nostalgia that this video brings is insane
I'm 12 and I will willingly admit that we are idiots trying out dumb stuff before being called out on it for being teenagers
By god... it’s been years since I’ve seen a lazarbum make a vid that’s not about fortnite... our savior has returned
Yeah um yeah a week ago
but ya still gotta love the fortnite vids , i love them all
Fortnite's been out for barely a year buddy.
lylaq no shit Sherlock
ima sub to you be cuz of that joke
9:14 fresh did what
4:10 the forbidden telly tubbies
5:38 How are 3 9 year olds not smart enough to know that an airsoft gun will crack a screen.
lol they were 12
I swear the bee guy is literally every single super villain at the same time
Exactly
Hi, I guess
Why are we here still?😂
@@datichikovani390 idk
The Carrie fisher one almost had me laughing, that was close
I just love that there’s “White and Nerdy” by “Weird Al” playing in the background on 6:03 lol
Thank god for the paid promotion or we would not have hit 10 minutes boi
Jacob Elskamp lol
He would have watched a few more dumb shit
There aren’t any mid-roll ads, anyway.
Yeet
Could have been 4 seconds shorter
I love how Lazarbeam just insults 12 year olds and I'm a 12 year old just shaking my head agreeing with him
James Thompson lol you have 12 likes too
@@zhonxina7049 Lol
@Klxtzy I didn't even notice I spelt it wrong thanks for telling me
@Klxtzy Hahahahaha
AgE rEvEaL
That kid with the broken camera had no more blood in his veins just pure fear
It was so much better with White and nerdy playing in the background.
I've had an absolute shit day and I needed this. Thanks a lot, Lazar!
HEY LAZARBUM THE ISLAND IS MOVING NOW YOU CAN ENTER THANOS'S BUTHOLE
@James Liam B0T
Begone bot
@@tidepodeater9368 lmao
Super johnny papa actived
@@tidepodeater9368 Begone fake Justin Y
As a twelve year old I can confirm that everyone, me included, is crappy.
Evan Zepp As a 11 year old thats one month away from being 12, i can confirm that everyone is crappy including me
Being 12 sucks- relationships at this age is pretty much like having a friend you don't actually do anything-
Yeowjappo (DO NOT ASK)
That child in front of you one got me
I love how Venom is tossing kids around
At 2:42 does anyone hear him say green scween
Yes
Yee
Yup
Yws
Ye
7:15
The sound he makes is right on the beat
MistaFisha its my favourite song
What is that song
Seven nation army
Lannan's face though
"To get to the other side" funniest part of the video
This man really called Dumbledore Gandalf
When you have to get sponsored because you keep getting demonetized
4:31 he’s like “what you say about me punk”
Legend has it he's still watching them to this very day
How he presented the sponsor 🤣😂🤣
Who else is watching this during a world pandemic XD
Me , I am dying from boredom other than LAZAR
Me to because I am so damn bored
Bssj
Me
Me
Scott Steiner was beating the duck because he was showing how American he is
The3bois lol
Bruh i am with my friend and i just start howling bc this post was so funny
Im rewatching cuz I want that nostalgia feeling
“oH mY gOd NeR sTaCy!!”
3:03
How LazarBeam felt after holding a girl’s hand.
When he sees his crush break up with her boyfriend.
4:12 when they get back together
when i heard "sponsored by monster legends" i didnt hear legends and i was like damn he just got sponsored by monster...
Opf same here. I just thought Wtf
7:55 those are chum salmon trying to run up river. It looks like it flooded so it is messing with their mind and they think up the road is the stream they were born in. Salmon will run up and spawn the exact stream they were born in
I paused it at, "you gotta love the-" and I'm like, no freaking way, he likes seven nation army too... but was for some reason disappointed when that wasn't what came next. XD
2018: 'Instant Regret Videos"
2020: "Shitpost Status"
Monster legends: sponsor?
Lannan: sure
Lannan:Hey i heard that some youtubers got their own monsters and..
Monster legends: dont be greedy were basically feeding you
lazerbeam needs his food...
XD
He has a Lazarbeam dragon in Dragon City
The kid with the dd should be a voice actor for raptors
Laserbeam is a bloody legend
Like - Lazarbeam
Comment - Ali A
Apparently the bot likes alia more. Btw I'm with lazarbeam
@puca sucks
lazarbeam is the shit
Eat my catararararara = shut up
Stop it go fuck ur self
3:06 nah mate, that's called Lag!
Nope it's called logic
Lazar: we will get to the dumb stuff in one second
Me: One
He shot Harry Potter!🤣😂😝
7:03 me when your friend watches allia
Bring back lazer beam pridicts
malachi baartz yessssss I miss that so much
Og hangout?
Been preaching that, he needs to listen!
Okay, I just want to know, what is the video at 6:55?
When you're 12 everybody hates each other
1:51 I guess this is why peace was never an opinion
Lannan's back with the ylyl finally
Hooray
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Dude. I’m 12, but you are completely correct.
?
Cathy KellyLangen same
I know whatchu feel like bro
Yep
Same
6:55 hello? (At this moment he knew he made a very bad mistake)
she threw the bracelet and nothing happened, have fun with her Ryan
Who else was here when lazarbeam use to play T.A.B.S and all those battle simulator games😭😭😭
*I miss this types of vids*
Meeee
Me too 😣😣😣😭😭😭😭😢😢
Y U bully me
Learn how to spell learn how to spell with SAFESPELL
Shut up
Player of the game: throwing peanut butter jar on the nut allergy table.
Ooooooh yes
*25 Kill Streak*
I had no idea you could swap a fish's brain with a 2JZ engine! Holy shit I goota get one o' those!
Great Video! *This is absolutely hilarious and also amazing*
6:20
Me, who just turned 13: I know, right
Aye so truw
So true so true
Same
I feel like one of these videos should be Lannan re doing these 😂
lol
Ann Evans you fucking FAKE
I love how he’s talking about when he’s done with CZcams he’s just going to put a stock photo there and now KwebbleKop AI is a thing.
Anybody else notice how this kid let his friend consistently shoot the camera with a BB gun and acts like it’s ganna be spotless after
Who else laughed when Lazar called Dumbledore Gandalf?
No one lol
Who else downloads the games just to get lannan the ca$h
Me
I have the game already
It doesn't work like that
Jokes on you I already got it
Lannan*
life's biggest questions:"what is life's meaning"
"why i stein hitting a duck"
Lazar saying awww to that kid crying me just laughing my eyes out
Girl: have fun with her ryan
Lazerbeam: yeah ryan
Me:my name is ryan though
Haha I give a shit
Relatable
That's soo funny 😂😂😂
Same
I used to play monster legends like 4 years ago when you showed it on the screen the nostalgia hit like a train
I was more of a dragon city fellow
I still play occasionally, still have a 2013 master trophy
Me too
Same bro
Same
0:56 is where the sponsor ends
Your welcome
Me going to whole foods with my mom just to check if its not a lie
4:47 Hunting Game on PC. Press T to inspect the wizard.
is everyone gonna ignore that he watched 897 videos in that damn playlist
wut!
Wait a minute
Probably? Idk
He says it’s fantastic having a meme as president but he’s Australian you have your own government
5:47 I respect the shirt
I've been playing Monster Legends for a month.... Now I must delete and redownload it from Lazarbeam's link...
@@fireboar2433 No one asked you! No one cares about you!
Just kidding... Yeah, my dark humor needs some work... A LOT of work...
@@GGA_42 nobody cares about you 😎😎😎
Yo is the link gud
GGA Ω l
@@misturjoestur1964 wut