I asked 33k people to LIE on my survey. Here are the results.

I asked 33,000 people to lie on my survey. I then went through the results with you guys. It's a mess, enjoy
docs.google.com/forms/d/1Kr2S...
Filmed Live on Twitch: / wilbursoot
Follow me: / wilbursoot
/ wilbursoot
Edited: your's truly
Music used:
Incompetech - Kevin Macleod

[@WiltedSalads]

“What is your relationship with your parents”
It’s the second worst thing that’s happened to those orphans

[@mabelmouland6114]

OH NO

[@lessbe3ans913]

AGHHHH

[@julianvincent2119]

*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*

[@squacket]

that techno reference is so good

[@gluctoast]

These orphans are getting destroyed

[@Apparently_I_am_everywhere]

Someone said they had 0.5 sexual partners.
*Oh no.*

[@punnyjokeright4382]

chop chop chop

[@nalbrecht9816]

They lied tho .25?

[@Nazao101]

@@nalbrecht9816
stop making it worse.

[@directioner4859]

@@punnyjokeright4382 oh gosh-

[@seineevee]

?

[@maxmanchik]

"What gender you identify yourself as?"
10. Your mom
11. Gay

[@smug2525]

11. Gay
12. Cat
13. God

[@Emy_Misfitsisters]

Lol ikr I was laughing so much when those answers popped up

[@TheDiamondOG_YT]

@@smug2525 I put helicopter

[@Imharassingaclown]

The last one was potato 😂

[@Corvus_Brachyrhynchos]

did you know that somewhere, even you are being watched by a greater scaup.

[@aeronphobic]

Wilbur: “How do you live with yourselves?”
Me: “I don’t. I shift realities at every minor inconvenience.”

[@saviveistos]

real

[@Corvus_Brachyrhynchos]

did you know that somewhere, even you are being watched by a greater scaup.

[@chriscc2297]

Exactly, I mean, how else would you live?

[@valsin777]

real shit

[@hey.its.carli.]

fr

[@leifyleigh5825]

A lot of people are talking about Wilburs fans being depressed, but I’m just sitting here wheezing as the number goes up when he searched “penis”

[@ducky9028]

Most likely less than 40% aren't depressed.

[@Pastel_cherrii]

haha yes. wilbur attracts deppressed ppl. *_like me and most likely you and everyone else in the comments and every one else in my life_* what? i didnt say anything.... _totaly_

[@baruna6466]

IT WASN'T STOPPING

[@Olivia-tp8em]

cant i be both? imma be both.

[@markouellette6868]

Im completely fine hey dad why can't I borrow the toaster again 😂

[@polish_filipino]

I feel like 70% of the people who took the survey forgot they had to lie

[@amedsam1741]

Polish Filipino no they lied about lieing😂 genius 🤓

[@gavintantleff]

@@amedsam1741 begone normie trash

[@GlitchedWalker1]

Yea ikr 😂

[@lushciouschu2138]

BRO I SAW A U COMMENT ON A DIFFERENT VID! U FAMOUS MAN

[@bananaboomer6663]

But still did

[@cherry_blossom5372]

He should go through the new responses. I would love to know how many people said L'manburg as what country they're from

[@abigailnieto8359]

ooo same!

[@Styx_Ineffable]

I did that😅

[@femboyfox6504]

"How's your relationship with your parents?" absolutely perfect. nothing bad. my dad is sober, and my mom doesn't smoke. my dad and mom don't fight a lot, and my dad totally didn't try to buy my love and manipulate me after they divorced, and after getting back together with her treating me like shit. nope, never happened. nothing close to it.

[@leynayawhite104]

Wow. . .

[@OwoAshes]

Oh

[@Potat0Cat]

Oh… how are you doing?

[@zocritter]

You alright..??

[@exoticsdrod7898]

Sucks to suck

[@autumnknox7108]

"What's your gender?"
a t o a s t e r

[@glue6679]

y e s

[@amethsys]

Y e a b o i

[@Kuuk99]

*Y e a b o i*

[@simransahooclass6c667]

Y e a b o y

[@princessconsuelabananahamm3329]

Voidgender

[@fruit8109]

He actually got upset when he found out most of his audience is depressed/sad, he was genuinely concerned about all his fans' mental health, I love him so much

[@dino4812]

ehhhh, many people fake depression for attention though

[@xtato]

@@dino4812 doesnt change the fact that theres still many out there suffering from depression, joke or not, people are afraid to open up what they feel cause of a single message like yours.

[@fruit8109]

@@dino4812 how much attention could you get out of a survey that 30k+ people took? Also kind of a dick move to automatically assume they're faking it, depression is an incredibly common thing that a LOT of people suffer from. And like he said, people naturally wanna vent when they know its anonymous and nothing can actually happen. Plus, wilbur helps so many people every day- even if it's just comforting them for 20 minutes- and these people got the chance to rant to the person who helps them. And anyway, even if they were faking it, my point still stands because wilbur still showed that he cared. He still showed genuine concern under the assumption that they werent being assholes and faking it

[@SARAH1989tv]

@@dino4812 but he was still concerned

[@Aventurine.f2p]

@@xtato true

[@jupiter_74]

i swear, just him genuinely caring for his fan base is so great and it makes me feel so happy

[@Corvus_Brachyrhynchos]

did you know that somewhere, even you are being watched by a greater scaup.

[@sarah_lovejoy]

@@Corvus_Brachyrhynchos are you just replying to every comment saying this

[@Corvus_Brachyrhynchos]

@@sarah_lovejoy yes

[@emiliaa2621]

I love how he says "so what have I learned? I've learned that you are very sick, twisted individuals" - 18:12

[@justaweirdo3707]

"How is your relationship with your parents?"
'Alive'
Damn. I got one dead, one alive.

[@irina3148]

Ayy same

[@themaxterz0169]

50/50

[@24_michaeljohansonsitompul65]

One alive, and one went to buy a milk

[@alana1959]

same

[@cyansusyall6172]

@@user-jo9my7to1d same

[@Atomas69]

"Please lie"
Everyone: *Says the truth*
"Please answer as truthfully as possible"
Everyone: *lies*

[@ericschuetz817]

Reverse psychology

[@Wusyaname_]

Task failed successfully

[@Coolkid77107]

Atomas exactly they will never know

[@xshsj]

@@Wusyaname_ ur profile pic is perfect

[@camix4843]

Yup

[@nightshade5606]

Alternate title: Wilbur finds out that we’re pretty much all depressed

[@astrophynix179]

Can we just appreciate that Wilbur is genuinely concerned for his fanbase? You can literally hear the concern in his voice while reading some of those messages...

[@CoasterCrest]

People who answered "yes" to everything on this survey:
"Well yes, but actually no"

[@FishieFishFosh]

*but actually yes*

[@chunkybacon5724]

They put yes on everything but the fear question where they put “no”
I LOVE THE COMMITMENT

[@aayushbansalpog]

Yes

[@aayushbansalpog]

Yes

[@aayushbansalpog]

@@chunkybacon5724 Yes

[@sfhotdog6353]

My teacher showed us this video for a demo of what not to do on google forms

[@xxinsert_cool_name_herexx4965]

R/madlads

[@pheebsvegetable]

Your teacher is literally amazing, I can’t imagine-

[@cedaweda]

JAHAHJA

[@sophiachalloner8951]

Great teacher

[@kmations4049]

yeah

[@Junelegiac]

Wilbur: *Makes one history mistake*
Wilbur: Hang me in the square 💀

[@stephanieann9522]

When it was the biggest fear and said death and Wilbur was like “these are genuine fears” I was like “oh… I thought we just all wanted to die”

[@chickenmuppets6746]

"What is your relationship with your parents?" "Technoblade hasn't gotten to them."

[@dumbpossum8461]

I fear

[@thegreatluna3042]

Not yet

[@lazzyig6619]

Oh-

[@breadyummer]

But it’s a lying survey so..
*Technoblade has gotten to them*

[@Lady_Midday]

@@breadyummer Oh no

[@stankytanky69]

“Have you murdered anyone?”
“No.”

[@Randomperson-tl1it]

SHITTTTT

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

Hold on

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

*Hold On*

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

*HOLD THE FUCK ON*

[@somedud2639]

r/holup

[@theriveracis5172]

Good to know Wilbur’s fan base does not fear death.
Imagine what we could accomplish, were he to lead us in glorious rebellion…

[@graceravencross7245]

"I'm madly in love with everything you do, but how do you live with yourselves?" sounds like it would be one of his song lyrics.

[@bananaboomer6663]

"Who is your favorite US president"
Hundreds of people: *Adolf Hitler*

[@valerienunez7379]

Banana Boomers I put Danny Devito

[@powe6048]

Yeah but there’s also Stalin which was a big competitor

[@stormsaldana394]

yes

[@estella4129]

@@stormsaldana394 brilliant.

[@jasonczyrny5745]

That’s what I did

[@mayo3630]

Alternate Title: Wilbur finds out that his entire fan base is either dirty or depressed

[@mayo3630]

@@bowlooatmeal1428 wdym??

[@C4L-LLAJ-LLRB]

@@mayo3630 stolen

[@Millie-eb3iz]

Or both.

[@toasterbath6997]

Where’s ur pfp from Mayo

[@mayo3630]

@@toasterbath6997 oh a friend from discord shared it to me i think it’s on Pinterest though!

[@karagundry9813]

Dear Wilbur, please do this again. Thank you

[@ranch9167]

Quarantine changed Wilbur... now he's a dirty crime boi

[@paiball._.]

he just walks around being strange

[@dinosaurlovindipshit9487]

OMG HE READ THE QUESTION “are you happy” AND THEN THE AD THAT GOES “how bout no” POPPED UP. IM DYING 😂

[@rusucosmin4951]

L

[@borahbros1664]

But it was the opposite... so...
Nah it’s still funny! 😂

[@galuxistar1615]

Lol I’ve seen that ad, is it the discovery thing

[@dr.alphys]

@@galuxistar1615 YES THE AD WHERE THEY JUST SAY NO SOMEONE KNOWS ME

[@jake6399]

Lol

[@mynx5375]

For the “What job did you want growing up” I’m surprised “Alive” wasn’t one of the tops answers tbh

[@hallway_revenant7919]

If you look closely in the bottom left at 7:58, Someone put Aut-ism as their religon lmao

[@kaded_cat]

I mean, that’s what I would have put probably 😂

[@MaxiiSMP]

I put elmo lol

[@yinyangmaddiandpurplemadi3956]

@@hallway_revenant7919 I mean without lieing same xD

[@aimeevantuijl3842]

Someone put god as job 11:17

[@Alien_Attack]

The fact Wilbur cares so much about his audience and shows genuine concern. It makes me feel comfortable to know that despite how many of us there are hes still concerned and interactive. It almost brings me to tears everything I realize that, no wonder he's such a huge comfort to watch. Granted he probably won't see this, but a part of me hopes he does. He makes me happy and manages to cheer me up. So I thank you.

[@sxlcouth]

The fact that I just took this survey and I made it as depressing as possible, because that's how my life is going....yeah

[@meaghanceeka7303]

Sorry skelo, I hope you feel better soon

[@ehhhhchoon]

“do you miss any of your ex-partners?”
of course not my aim is better than that

[@ehhhhchoon]

i feel the need to say that that was a joke

[@shawnmatt5]

Elizabeth Chun no need

[@Kizaco]

Yeah, to bad my aim sucks

[@endistresse]

*BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER*

[@howisgamora_]

Ah I see you’re a man of culture

[@lemondotzip971]

I love the guy who said "none, they all suck" on the presidents one

[@superd6238]

it was technoblade

[@asher6072]

@@superd6238 i agree but they were supposed to lie. So instead I respect anyone who said they were all great.

[@retardman6472]

I would have put "Funny Valentine"

[@CodedDespair]

no homo

[@string0098]

haha same am i right ? wait no

[@th3cheshirecatthelonelyone145]

Wilbur: "How do you live with yourselves?"
All of us that replied 'yes': "A lot of us don't want to but we've lived long that we have someone to spite. So, pure spite."

[@H4l0o]

I love the fact that Wilbur is worried abt us, he’s a really big support, since my cat died the support slowly faded away, so he’s the reason why I didn’t leave, thanks for everything wil, you make my life better, I’m going on watching more of you’re videos, they make me happy and forget abt all the hard times I’m having

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

“How’s your relationship ship with your parents?”
“ *K I N K Y* “

[@Aaron-sg1hp]

jared be like

[@ilovematthealy]

@@Aaron-sg1hp Lmaooooo

[@michellefoster2413]

I just put yummy

[@BoilerMello]

@@Aaron-sg1hp correct

[@tiggyshark2026]

@@Aaron-sg1hp Only the good get that.

[@outspade]

"Can you tell us an interesting fact about yourself?"
Yes

[@readifsussy7428]

The law requires that I answer 'yes'

[@TommyElijahCabelloReal]

Profile pic checks out

[@soa0]

I started a minecraft funny Moments series with strangers on my channel and I'd be glad if yall checked it @nd subbed. Like that'd be c00l ya know cause like views But no girls. I swear if I see one girl

[@ryanb9158]

@@soa0 ur bad 👎🏿

[@joshuawesome249]

Name checks out

[@bryleefairy1310]

i love how Wilbur is very caring about his fanbase for the people who said yes on "are you happy"

[@occameh]

you should do this again
it would be interesting how much things change after time or with new people (maybe even from other generations)

[@clarepaulsen3330]

Alternate title:
CZcamsr realizes his fan base is depressed

[@skullz0up116]

Clare Paulsen pretty much the video

[@meowdyllic]

lmfao literally

[@icusyss4397]

Lmao me tho

[@cddvd5360]

Its at 666 likes

[@clarepaulsen3330]

I swear I am not everywhere not anymore :(

[@voi5691]

Love how the gender identity of "gay" comes before "god"

[@mabelmouland6114]

@Deadpoppin the gender of god

[@Jackson-bd8kq]

Gay jesus

[@Jackson-bd8kq]

From shameless Ian Gallagher episode xD

[@lilfriendlyapricot7150]

Y E S

[@karapalmer7228]

As it should be my friend, as it should be

[@lookout8042]

13:39 thank you Wilbur thank you you and Tommy are my comfort streamers I love both of you till infinity

[@okoheko8951]

I love the ending, Wilbur is an inspiring guy

[@azura4442]

so the thing we’ve learned today is that majority of wilburs fan base is INCREDIBLY SAD

[@alexanderhamilton9285]

are you really surprised??? this is the guy who made ycgma and maybe i was boring

[@trimsk9283]

no because on questions like 'are you happy?' a lot of people were memeing and saying yes no matter the question

[@AlexaB1325]

Yes

[@glazedstarlight9734]

I don't think it's just Wilbur's fan base. It's probably everyone, including me who has depression.

[@sura4998]

im a wilbur fan i am sad i am dead and i am the edgy kid everyone hates. best life ever.

[@brooklyn4928]

How did he know what year Garfield was assassinated whereas I, an American, didn't even know we had a president named Garfield?

[@happyspacecat408]

Our educational system sucks, that's why

[@dragonsaway9710]

He didn't do much to makr himself famous. He wasn't a bad president, he was good for the economy, just nothing big.

[@boes__bw766]

Neither dose he, he said “Andrew Garfield”, his name is James Garfield

[@empoliyis1127]

@@boes__bw766 ah yes dose

[@thejcutz]

@@boes__bw766 I didn’t know SpiderMan was a president

[@phayfox6130]

For the fear one I just said "I have no fears", so I'm scared of basically everything.

[@thalass8x897]

You should make another one that’s more updated with weird questions lol

[@meaghanceeka7303]

Many of them are a bit weird but I suppose you are right.

[@CaseyShontz]

I love that one of the most popular answers to “tell me an interesting fact about yourself” was “I’m straight” meaning a lot of people answering were not straight

[@six_buck_dlc]

Wilbur's fans are mostly bi

[@snek861]

@@six_buck_dlc that or they are all gay

[@forest_didnt_eat_the_grass6075]

I put I am definitely very very straight. Yup.

[@lilpencil1808]

@@six_buck_dlc ew

[@dragonmage1175]

@@lilpencil1808 bro what

[@moonethealien]

“How many sexual partners have you had”
All of them. They’re all mine.

[@lasdrogas7318]

y e s.

[@AfterlifeLime]

Same

[@CrazyNaturekitty]

How many people are on earth again? 7.674 billion? Yep had them all

[@senpai_mangue6141]

That's what I said!
Its mine!

[@senpai_mangue6141]

@@CrazyNaturekitty as well as your sister? and brother?

[@saturn550]

Please do another, that was really fun

[@vanillarosekitchen]

This is my all time favorite video if you see this Wilbur pls make more

[@shaemarie1493]

The fact that he’s actually concerned for his fan base is so heart warming

[@derfifaboss422]

Yes

[@sam_iforgot]

Yea

[@jacobwilson5876]

Yes

[@Fernfellow]

Tbh who wouldn't be concerned /:

[@charlotteatkinson722]

@@Fernfellow I THOUGHT YOU WERE ME

[@arcandi5560]

Plot Twist: They're actually lying about lying

[@somedud2639]

Thats a plot-twist and a half

[@AkuiShinonAshi]

what-

[@arandomdude1529]

Means they're telling the truth.

[@kirbyystars9072]

which is still lying

[@elliepool8649]

O_O

[@1dawn1]

I like seeing how much he genuinely cared abt the people that put concerning answers. He seems really upset and worried and it makes me happy that what we feel matters

[@finnleyrobinson9884]

I really want a part 2 to this

[@whyyousomadtho5371]

I wish the person that said “the kazoo kid” as their favorite president a very lovely day/night.

[@killherqueen]

thank you :)

[@umbreon7804]

That was you wasn’t it

[@clementine4151]

Well...ty?
Joke

[@iiomqfaderz]

Lmao

[@PleaseHelpMeImConstipated]

I put john wilks booth

[@inklingplush7592]

"what is your relationship with your parents"
"alive"
me: HELP I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING

[@itsjeremy5639]

HELP I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING TO THIS JOKE

[@girlemployee]

don't feel bad, i was the person who submitted that answer and i joke about it all the time myself :D

[@maaarceee]

😭😂

[@el_ineverknowwtftonamemyself]

Lol same

[@shittyliving]

me: amazing

[@1zaac.]

This is why I love wilbur he us very comforting and understanding❤

[@fallenanarchy]

"how is your relationship with your parents"
They definitely made me feel beautiful, loved, and worthy of everything through my entire childhood. they never argued in the kitchen so much I had to hide in my room for almost an hour at a time and I could hardly go into the kitchen. I definitely don't almost have an eating disorder because of them, and my self image is so good because of them as well. I love being at home with them more than school because they never yell at me and they make me love being alive so much because they don't mentally abuse me when I definitely wasn't outed to them by someone I didn't think I could trust. They make me feel amazing when I try to help and they absolutely love my best friends/partners so I get to see them all the time. I never have to hide in my room at all because they don't make me feel uncomfortable at all

[@fallenanarchy]

Sorry for the giant vent, I've just never really been able to talk about all of this because my mom won't get me a therapist

[@lostkarai]

I know this comment is kinda old but I honestly hope things are better for you 🙏 You deserve better than that ❤

[@natalieabcdef]

him actually caring about the mental stability of his fans makes me cry,
wilbur is the best youtuber of the century

[@Gamerbeatslegend]

Also True

[@a_saltygumdrop8002]

Yes

[@jimbobthedestroyer9140]

Perhaps

[@Mecal21]

That's a strong opinion

[@Gamerbeatslegend]

@mushroom girly :D

[@kylier404]

Wilbur: "you could say poopoo peepee for everything and still be correct!"
Also Wilbur: *gets annoyed when people put "Mars" as where they were born because it's not a country*

[@potentia16]

Stolen.

[@raviedavieu]

@@potentia16 the internet's a printer man don't let yourself be bothered by it lolnbegsyyckwbwhxifodwja

[@potentia16]

@@raviedavieu yesyes

[@TERY4ID]

@@potentia16 welcome to the internet, where nothing is original.

[@potentia16]

@@TERY4ID fum fact me saying yesyes is me stealing the word in the internet!

[@laurawalsh228]

2022 in 3 days and i still watch this video over and over again.

[@thatonepersoninclass9154]

so the lesson we've learnt today is that Wilbur's fanbase is an extremely depressed and dirty-minded set of theists and atheists

[@bluejeanmeanie]

“I like the incest one.”
-Wilbur 2019

[@soa0]

I started a minecraft funny Moments series with strangers on my channel sort@ like bootlegged smplive and I'd be glad if yall checked it and subbed. Like that'd be c00l ya know. But no girls. I swear if I see one girl

[@darklord7979]

Yes

[@BrandonBeanland]

@@darklord7979 same

[@Sand.Springs]

As I read your comment

[@Nick-ks2kg]

Wow someone ruined 911 likes

[@rileydorsey2852]

Why does a British guy know more about US presidents then most Americans 👁👄👁

[@MysticalyAutistic]

theyre americans

[@boredishfish2717]

Because it's Wilbur

[@lilfriendlyapricot7150]

Also when he said there should be a YES candidate and everyone should hate em,
Well uh...
WELCOME TO THE CZECH REPUBLIC WILBUR !

[@louisadsc]

He loves history. And geography. He loves knowledge basically.

[@galuxistar1615]

@@louisadsc lol also he watched Hamilton

[@karrot_kake_]

Imagine Wilbur as an online therapist for his fans

[@meaghanceeka7303]

I am. I think he’d make a wonderful therapist. He’s patient, understanding, and friendly.

[@reverse_math1]

wilbur constantly standing up and changing cams is unusually entertaining

[@tinycrash5467]

Alternate title,”Wilbur discovers his kinky, depressed fan base”

[@XXX-YYY09]

Hmh yup

[@butterflyx2137]

“From A year ago”

[@tinycrash5467]

@@butterflyx2137 you right

[@marcokplee]

669 likes

[@killuazoldyck-bu2uz]

Lol🤣

[@teddeeznuts]

the "i'm straight" on tell me about yourself really got me

[@tpwkLuke28]

Omg same lol

[@kikimora6786]

That’s what I said

[@wihaqwq870]

i said ''im really homophobic and transphobic and would never think of being gay''

[@pepper.the.prepster]

@@wihaqwq870 it took me a second

[@LightSphere-jf3eg]

Someone else fucked a hippo

[@clararichardson7938]

we need a part 2

[@minalka3983]

I want to hear your pleasant and bright laughter again, which also makes me smile and laugh!

[@johannesvraamortensen5504]

Wilbur: i will never work with animals and children again
Tommyinnit: am i a joke to you?

[@yes-df2sl]

A fan
ROASTING A YT
“I haven’t seen such a thing”

[@sreeram.]

And he goes on to say tommy is his best friend lmao

[@yes-df2sl]

@@sreeram. lmao

[@DoNotLookHerePlz]

Tommy is both. But simple math says that - multiplied by - is +, so....

[@kaden77]

Yes, yes he is

[@PeachDragon_]

"What is your actual job"
ＣＲＡＣＫ ＷＨＯＲＥ

[@Laittth]

3 of the same comments by the same person in a row

[@PeachDragon_]

@@Laittth ???

[@Laittth]

@@PeachDragon_ you posted three comments in the same format and they appeared on top of eachother for me

[@PeachDragon_]

@@Laittth cool, that was supposed to happen lol

[@beelzebub248]

god. my job is god lol

[@PawsNStars]

Mr. Wilbur, you should do this again, it would be quite funny to see the new answers!

[@vecnaasawilbursootstan2691]

It is so sweet how concerned he is for us :)

[@natdizz]

"you want to talk?"
tHeRaPy WiTh WiLbUr
actually i would love to talk-

[@crossingplays2155]

Everything will get better if you give it time. The only one holding you back from happiness is yourself. Tune out the hate, and be your innermost self

[@crossingplays2155]

@@this_empty_void8722 Thanks! Just trying to make anyone's life just alittle better

[@six_buck_dlc]

@@crossingplays2155 thanks, but what if your hate is the fucked up society we live in? tuning that out is called suicide and i dont wanna do that

[@Kai-iy3kk]

@@six_buck_dlc Well, if you don't let it bother you then it should get better. It's hard to ignore things like that but it gets easier. I promise.

[@Raegoer]

@@six_buck_dlc overthrow capitalism. steal pens

[@silverluna8218]

The guy who answered “yes” identifies as “no”.

[@My.Gambit]

SilverLuna yes

[@malach-osu6355]

how do u know

[@My.Gambit]

Emil EM yes

[@beandog7657]

@@raisin4892 yes

[@potatoeyboi]

Emil EM yes

[@legomyeggo_7244]

The fact that he said the name of the Spider-Man actor instead of the president is truly inspiring.

[@vernaling-schatule390]

I did the test today
and they read half of the questions false ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ..
And answered one of the questions truthfully,
I can't believe how dumb I am I by trying to lie-

[@daydream6364]

“What is your current relationship with your parents?”
Me: *I’m not an orphan*

[@ArtisticDragonKing]

..don't stay away from Technoblade then....

[@accountusername7900]

TECHNO WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

[@victoriatullercash5693]

Orphan gang sound off!!

[@ori0_n584]

Techno ain't interested in killing ya

[@jasminelovesart1]

Oh... oh...

[@Arkaeuss]

I lied about lying on the survey

[@vrabiealexandru2755]

then you did lie so you didnt lie

[@E4439Qv5]

Yes.

[@Arkaeuss]

@@vrabiealexandru2755 But if I didn't lie, then I did lie

[@vrabiealexandru2755]

@@Arkaeuss "Yes! We'll trick that moron with a paradox" you didnt lie, you told us the truth on the survey.

[@jackofalltrades8412]

"Hmm... Id go... True. Definitely true."

[@sleeper5905]

Oh good ol' wilbur
doing these surveys and stuff
I want him to do these stuffs again

[@lincolngeig1401]

I just filled the survey. Please do a part two on this

[@dom-xt9pt]

i feel like wilbur got sad after the “are you happy?” question

[@kuranokyonshi]

he did...

[@Gamerbeatslegend]

Probably

[@reyray3669]

Probably because most of his fan base are young people

[@hushyy_y]

I didn’t get sad at all! :) ..

[@varunk4275]

2.1k likes but only 7 comments 😂

[@abby4138]

Alternate title: wilbur growing more and more concerned about his fanbase

[@alyssasullivan9144]

At least he cares 🙏

[@alyescott4295]

Best comment I've seen all day

[@saigem7292]

Yes.

[@regainsanity]

Yes

[@David-pq7fn]

@@saigem7292 Yes

[@shroomsprout6955]

Wilbur said these people so Intensely

[@ralayourlocalprotogen9628]

”How do you live with yourselves?”
Thats the thing we’re sad we dont wanna live at all.

[@horizonentertainment3129]

Wilbur: “what’s your favorite country?”
393 people: *Yes*

[@qand_8589]

Yes

[@moustache2844]

Where do you live?
Yes

[@NoobiestNoob]

Yes

[@Fire.....]

Maybe

[@Yevgen4000]

wow if only that was the whole joke

[@RGBY-tv4hg]

“I want you to lie”
*Gets triggered when they say they’re from Mars, Wakanda and Yes*

[@ramonasgreat1047]

Your profile photo makes it look like you're looking down at the amount of likes you get on your youtube comment

[@botjimmy3058]

@@ramonasgreat1047 true XD

[@axtra9561]

@@ramonasgreat1047 it looks like it is looking at the bold letters

[@darklord7979]

Yes

[@PrismLights_]

Fun fact: there is a town called Yes in the USA

[@candyflossgaming6987]

I love how it gets saddee and sadder as we go

[@idealcookie.]

I've seen this 3 times, but I want to watch it again

[@Rasinboi]

“Wakanda isn’t a real place”
I think he’s lying about this

[@aylove_77]

And then the black panther dude just died

[@xoxosapphiresblingshinexox5290]

Black_lives_matter his name is Chadwick boseman please :(

[@jamjjade]

Paulo Dietrich no, it still is and forever will be.

[@subzero.cuber47]

IkR

[@laurelily]

@Paulo Dietrich *is, his name doesn't change just because he died 😐

[@unclefunk2427]

“What gender do you identify as”
“God”

[@skeet2323]

My gender is _yes_

[@jonahcecil7360]

Stop commenting quotes. It gets annoying

[@chloemartz]

My gender is 🥔 POTATO

[@bleach4038]

Icey Diesel “no”

[@coraIsreef]

my gender is _/=*&^:

[@SunflowerMead0w]

I did not expect this to make me cry and then laugh less than a minute later

[@thegenderstealer]

This is the video that introduced me to wilbur and got me into the dream smp

[@musicalpigeon]

Alternative title: Wilbur finds out that his viewers are not mentally ok
Another title: Wilbur finds out his viewers are not yes

[@angelaliu.]

i want to like this comment but i physically cannot as it has 69 likes

[@jimmypopotin4579]

@@angelaliu. u can do it now

[@creeper7852]

@@angelaliu. yes

[@angelaliu.]

done

[@musicalpigeon]

I look away and I have 651 likes... like wtf

[@cat-her-ine]

"What was your dream job growing up?"
*J* *a* *i* *l*
"What is your current occupation?"
*J* *a* *i* *l*

[@__-ul1lr]

yes

[@user-jr8qp7xs8l]

yes

[@alinerizo.]

yes

[@hi-jn7oi]

yes

[@isegeese]

yes

[@lilliesmall1015]

Honestly, I think it's easier to vent when you know you're anonymous because it means the person can't judge you, talk negatively about you, or anything else. It's so much easier to talk to people you don't know, or who will never know you or seem to care much after a minute or two

[@PandiLive]

5:35 it’s been literal years and I still can’t stop laughing at the face he makes