eggdog boba
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 12. 08. 2019
- eggdog and his friends visit a nearby town to get some boba tea
Merch đđ eggdog.shop/
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Music Usedđ¶ Nintendo69 - Estrelar Remix
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Me: I need to study for a very important University test
Also me:
Me rn
Me
Eggdog is more important
Me procrastinating
ĐșĐ°Đș ĐłĐŸĐČĐŸŃĐžŃŃŃŃ....
ĐŒĐ”ĐŒ ŃĐŒĐ”ŃĐœĐŸĐč, ŃĐžŃŃĐ°ŃĐžŃ ŃŃŃĐ°ŃĐœĐ°Ń.
Nobody:
The bowling alley screen when you get a strike:
Evan the awesome gamer eggdog bowling alley
This should be an actual bowling ally screen
The general movement of the pins on the screen is nearly identical to that of the average eggdog
Nobody:
Perfectly fine jokes that don't need the word "Nobody" added to them: nObOdY
Perfect context
it doesn't feel like a meme, it feels like an entire aesthetic
i love it
:0 MY AESTHETIC
@@m3ln193 HAHAHAH
So eggdog aesthetic?
Nice, I like it.
yes Iâm in this aesthetic now. My birthday list is litrally sureal toys, I didnât order a eggnog yesterday for nothing
Aesthetic meme
I'm never had boba tea, I am now 34% convinced it's some sort of drug
It tastes weird
It's the best thing ever, yes, It is a drug đ€€
It taste like tapioca
It's really good
Try it you feel like an eggdog
My favorite part of it is the topiaca
Friends: So what do you do for money?
Zamsire: *Itâs complicated*
Not for money, but to erase his sins.
My mom didnât even question me about this she just walked away...
Nice
Nice
k
k
lol
I feel some pretty sinister vibes from that H. The way his bar just kind of appears. The wild boba tea he gives them. The way he clutches the strawberry. He feels like a manipulative conman dealing in boba drugs.
you were right it seems
This comment is underrated
and also that he's an H. why is he an H.
â@@PERILPAWZZfor episode
Me: *Takes test for school*
Also me: If I don't pass, I will fail!
Meanwhile, My brain:
"If I don't pass, I will fail"
.
@@FreshestCool what?
If I donât pass. I will fail.
@@FreshestCool
Mommy Mearest Says Not
sorry mom i promise i'll never be into drugs again
y...
HaSeUL
Same
as expected u orbitch r here
This was trippy as shit
0:53 It seems his computer couldnât handle the *pure beauty*
No its just boba
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The Narrative behind this:
The dogs go to japan and meet a guy selling boba, they drink it and start hallucinating bc of the drugs. and at the end they end up falling in a lake and drowning.
seems like a dream
Oh no
Are you sure the lake's part was not a hallucination?
Because I suppose they're still lying in the bar.
The guy is Trevor H, he was accused of drug consumption , sales and 3rd degree murder
0:58 can we apreciate the aesthetic
3 bobas for 1 strawberry? damn i wanna live in that world.
ScubDecoder then strawberry jam must be really expensive
But what if all fruits are like money?
ur icon is legitness :3
hi el, I'm al
in eggdog world strawberries cause psychedelic effects so really theyâre paying with LSD
Brazilian music, remixed into a japanese type of music, in an american video about eggs with dog face
Noice
DZ 2.0 name it
@@pattarada9323 Marcos Valle - Estrelar
MI $ERY
*B R A Z I L I A M S P O T T E D*
BR :)
As a Brazilian, I'm loving this use of Brazilian music.
What's it called
Yes what is it called?
â@@gounbillol8267 Estrelar by Marcos Valle
â@@Lucia-LovesCatzEstrelar (Marcos Valle)
Sad that I will never be able to experience this for the first time again. đ
dont worry its just as good the second time
I sent this to my mom with no context. She responded with âokâ
She must be condfused
Can I marry your mom
@@lucafygd615 home sweet Alabama
Ice Cube-A I see you are a man of quality too.
XD
Remmember kids, always drink your boba, and one day you might be as perfect as eggdog.
No human can ever be as perfect as eggdog đđ
DarfKevinbeimirspielen? yeh we can
Thanks for the lesson
@@SaChFe_ Not with that attitude. If one eats enough strawberries and drinks enough boba, they can become eggdog.
*This is exactly the feeling of beverage pleasure*
So everyone in the comments isnât gonna talk about the H is flapping his feet like everything around him is cool?
Hey guys this is my new account thx for the likes!!
how it feels to chew 5 gum
This is probably 10 gum at this point.
*white boba from the mexicans that is in a powder consistency*
*stimulate your senses*
Legend has it every 100 millionath pack of 5 gum contains DMT
*H*
When you see eggdog in the title, ya know itâs gonna be gold
Cheez Rules yasss
Yepđ
Vully Vulpix yasss
Gonna be eggcellent I think you mean...
eggdog porn.
No matter how many times I watch this, it will never become boring
Bro why do i find this so cute in such an eggdog aesthetic way, everything, the music, the eggdog, the bg, everyhting makes it so good bye
âDreams have meaningsâ
My dreams:
Sooo *How do I explain this meaning*
This is the meaning of life
It means egg dog blessed you
same
These dreams don't have meaning, and that's the most beautiful thing about them
*is this how eggdoggos drug themselves?*
*best reply:* no, this is how they *_ascend_*
No, this is how they *ascend*
_h_
The h is silent
Theyâre busting into reality.
No they were _boiled_
I listen to this so many timessss
H set up shop REAL quick. He knew exactly who would buy his boba.
When you take more than one gummy vitamin:
i took one, but i gave the other one to the buried corpse.
*how about drugs?*
i take two noobs
I take ten đlosers
Michael Jackson woah, thatâs a big risk.
Teacher: Now class, what did we learn today?
Class: Boba is a drug
LOLđđđđ
In the eggdog universe .... Everything except egg is poison....
"Boba" is the same of dumb in brazilian linguangue
@@luanda5178 Yeah, and in Bengali "Boba" means dumb/mute ...
I'm NeVeR dRiNkInG bObA aGaIn LoL
it's a masterpiece, period.
Whoever animated this is a legend. This is what we need.
Zamzire
iâve been watching him since this came out
I ONLY FOUND OUT TODAY THAT THEY ARE EGGS WITH DOG FACES I THOUGHT THEY WERE SEALS
Abi's Whatever the title is literally eggdog boba
I think this is the original eggdog
czcams.com/video/DFPdtdY-a_c/video.html
(nobody asked)
Same they look like me tho. But they are so FLUFFY
My guy, every video on this channel has Eggdog in the title. What are you smoking, and why did you share it with the eggdogs?
âeggdogâ
I'm on that side of CZcams again am I?
I love it
Yes we are! It brings back memories to 2010-2010
stay
The best side
Aspen Karch lol I thought of this just when I read your comment đ
It's 2019 can we stop doing these comments
I get it now they got hyper after too much boba.
Also.....
I like how the H Flied away spinning after he gave that one poor eggdog a boba.
0:36 my fave bit đđ
the weird 'h' thing literally made me snort out laughing
Same I'm dieing it's so dank man
It was pretty epic
Thought it was an H-Mart reference (asian convenience store).
:P
@@chips2901 ITS HIM
I never gonna stop watching this kind of videos, they are perfect.
same
Samee! I love the sonic one and zelda one
I made your likes reach 500 you're welcome
The likes are at 666 Iâll keep em like that.
Me to
I love the eggdogs theyre so cuteđ
Finding eggdog was the best thing that happened to me in quarantine
For anyone who canât read Japanese, it says ăăŸă (tamago). It means egg.
Edit: Why does this have 1k likes? I thought no one would see it.
Purple InkFace i know
Hage Nade well some people dont
K we get it you know Japanese
I know cause I've watched doctor squish
ăăŁăă ăăŸă ă㏠ăŒă° :3
I feel like Iâve just simultaneously watched every anime in existence.
Yes
@@azanuan9185 yes
Yes
Bizzare!
You have my friend you have...
i cannot believe how accurate a description of boba this is
0:35 my entire nervous system when I hit my elbow on the table
He protec
He atacc
But most importantly
*H*
THANK YOU LMAO
H for life!!1!1!1!11!1!1!11!!!!
yes
Heroin?
H!!!!!
A kid literality drowns in chocolate:
Oompaloompas:
This joke is so old now...
breezily who asked đ„Ž
ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
@@user-q2c No Also In Book Too
I like Boomer jokes
I really love this video the most out of em all because of the sick edits when they drink the boba
I would pay to see this in theaters
me: **drinking my first bubble tea**
my mind:
relatable
Ayano YT me-
And Iâve only had it once ;-;
that is going to be so relatable.
lol relatable I'm drinking some rn
nostallgia thatâs depressing as hell
Can you make a 10 hour version I dont want to click on repeat every 2 mins
Please do
JulienKiing ! Heard of this thing called lööping a video
You can loop the video by right clicking and selecting loop
@@DrStevenPeculiar Im on mobile
JulienKiing !
Yeah, you add it to a playlist then click the loop button (the crisscross arrows)
the nostalgia. i remember watching this in 2020.
This is a literal masterpiece just chefs kiss
I think this is the best thing Iâve ever witnessed.
It gets awfully close to Sonic the eggdog for me, as beautiful as this is
He protec
He atacc
But most importantly
He got both drinc and snacc
This is beautiful Iâve been looking at this for 32 days now
i rewatch this whenever i feel sad and it helps a ton
0:53 my entire nervous system after i bump my elbow on something and it starts shivering
Maybe you hit your funny bone đ§
oh
It's not only me?
This the type of video that will be recommended 10 years later from now
How did you know?!
oops used my time machine again.
This the type of comment that will be replied to in ten years from someone ten years from now regarding the fact that it was recommended to them ten years later
I had a happy day after listening to this song
ĐŃĐŸ Đ»ŃŃŃДД ĐČĐžĐŽĐ”ĐŸ, Đ·Đ° ĐČŃŃ Đ¶ĐžĐ·ĐœŃ, ĐșĐŸŃĐŸŃĐŸĐ” Ń ĐČОЎДлаđđđ, ŃĐŒĐŸŃŃŃ ĐŽĐ”ŃŃŃŃĐč ŃĐ°Đ·, Đ”ŃлО ĐœĐ” Đ±ĐŸĐ»ŃŃĐ”
Literally any frame of this video could be an aesthetic wallpaper or a weird Japanese ad cover
H
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ok now I have to put this as my phone wallpaper
0:19
0:37
My teacher
âYou donât have to do the testâ
Me:
Why wouldn't you tho. Are you a first class person to hell? Also i know its a joke ok.
What the heck you did
Why u removed the timecode?
This is exactly what i needed before going to work at a boba shop.
IM CRYING I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS IN 2020đđ ALSO IM OBSESSED WITH THE MUSICđđ
I just watched Egg dog get a drink from the letter âhâ that was drugged with acid and then breaks the fourth wall and also came back from an alternate universe through a wormhole
What has my life come to?
honestly i was drinking chocolate milk the a similar cup when i saw that part and i felt 1 woth egg doggos.
OK BUT the original song is âestrelar by marcos valleâ
Some 80s brazilian portuguese song for yall :D the lyrics are basically about summer, beach, exercise in a very cheery vibe
also
eggdog>>>> all
ìë kkkkkk
i was so confused when i could understand the lyrics đ i was like waitt.. this is portuguese :O
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@@sab6041 me too lol xD
Ive rewatched this exact vid for 2 and a half years now it never gets old ! Its my fav eggdog vid!
ALSO WHEN ARE THE KIWI PLUSHIES BACK đąđąđą
The animation is cool but the music is amazing. It gives me super positive vibes. đ
Song: marcos valle - estrelar (nintendo69 remix)
*Bartender:* "what you drinking?"
*Me:* _looks at trippin' eggdogs_
"I'll have what they're having"
Dogs: expand
Me: already copying link to send to my group chat
Will D thatâs what I did đđđđ
Will D me lmaooooo
Donât call me out like that
Me but I send it to my mom
Exactlyđđ
I watching this for the 500th time this week and I still can't stop omg
I sometimes just sit there head empty and all I can think is "eggdog boba"
YOUR VIDEOS ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST MUSIC NO CAP
I love how there's movement for every note of the song. Highly satisfying.
very
Did you know this music is brasilian right?
In a japonese voice
pao de queijo cabuloso how is that at all related??
@@scarasluts the lyrics are brazilian
pao de queijo cabuloso brazilian isnt a language.....
medicine add: side effects may include vomiting, strokes, blindness, and in some cases death.
the people in the ad:
*DriNKs DriNK thAT iS dRuGgeD*
EXACTLY LMAO
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT
I don't think this is medicine it's drugs
@HAIL USSR same thing-
Fun fact : the music is a remix from a music from Brazil about stretching ( tem que esticar - you have to stretch ) if anyone wants to listen its Marcos valle - estrelar
i came for boba and stay for dogg thank
Absolutely no one:
The dream that I try to talk about:
xd
How is that your first reply
Lol
this is basically how i feel about *every single dream i have*
Indeed!
CZcams: so youâre saying you want to recommend egg dog to this person?
Me: *Y E S*
Wtf is your pfp? I am concerned and have questions, your pfp makes me uncomfortable.
You should be shunned for your profile pic :-/
Janelle Northcut ;)
@@sakurapossom8981 uno reverso
@@barringtona3859 no
why do i love this channel so much
Front of the class : calm and quiet
Back of the class :
Cast:
The Eggdogs
Strawberries
Baguettes
Kiwibirds
and
*H*
H
No u missed eggcat
H and eggcat
*H*
H and egg cat
*0:36** 10 Gruesome images before death*
Soemtimes you come across a creator who just gets it. Underrated Masterpiece.
I'm practically addicted to this song, I always listen to it, I love it
Friend: So what kind of content do you watch?
Me: Eh nothing so intresting just some makeup tutorials
What I actually watch:
He he first
ăăă«ăĄăŻă
Strawbetty Similar comment:
My cousin: Hey, letâs watch some videos! What kind do you watch?
Me: Just some ASMR videos, like clay cracking and slime
My cousin: Okay! Letâs watch that.
My POV: Shit, I hope she doesnât find out about what I watch on CZcams.
It the queen the strawbetty we mus protecc
@@pixelated928 same
the class when the teacher leaves for one second:
Canadian Swiss cheese more like one milisecond
Thamk u Canadian Swiss Cheese for dat bootiful truth
You're taste in music is âšfabulousâš
It's so satisfying to watch!
the guard asking me what i want to eat for my last meal:
my last three brain cells:
*Boba* she wants
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I'll have 10 of whatever eggdog's having please
ILL HAVE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
@@ActuallyRocatex I think I died laughing
It's bubble tea and it tastes so good
pay up fool
*Takes tea*
Later....
My brain:
Legit my favorite video of yours. Don't ask me why it just... I can't explain
As someone who drinks boba I can confirm that we start seeing a lot of eggdogs after drinking it
I recently made an edit for my best friend and it was us drinking some boba tea. This is the boba to my tea. Thank you.
đđâšâš
And they say drugs are bad.
Just try some boba tea!
I'm dead đđđđ
What did we learn today kids?Never give a Eggdog boba or else they will be high!
i've never seen this channel before, but i love this person's merch so much it's all so cute
"the weird side of youtube" has gotten refined over the years
i learned to accept stuff like this and i stuff like this or the "wii" video also arent disturbing or slightly unnerving
This is more like the pocket dimension on the boarder of normal & weird CZcams
@@zds9193 In 2009 this would be seen as "weird yotube" we must keep tradition
Weird???
Maybe
This makes me fell an emotion that doesnât exist
It makes me feel h a p p yâŠ
i know,right?
i cant describe it
I shall call this new emotion EGG
I think itâs called strangely pleased
Friend: what are you?
Me: 99.99 percent egg dog and 0.1 egg dog
This a good depiction of how I feel in the middle of a math test.