we dont have school shootings here in australia, we just have spider invasions we send out the kangaroos to deal with them but unfortunately we lose a couple kangaroos every time it happens, spiders are a bit too much for them and theyre often left hospitalised
Dandy longs are good house pets they feed on other spiders, pests, flies and even ants, we love keeping them around our houses because they don’t bother with us humans, so if you have a dandy long leg spider in your house don’t kill it, keep it your garage or outside for it to feed on your pest problems Edit: Mostly Australian thing to do, keeping a skinny legged spider in your house
As an Australian I can confirm that spider-violence is a huge issue. Half of the country at a time lives in fear of the great spider armies. Every full moon the spiders' move to the other half of the continent. I lost my little cousin Baquaubea the 3rd last week in a fly air raid to retaliate against the spider advance on Sydney.
@@saintsfps5348 …seriously? when i was younger, my principle came to kill a black widow at the school. not a redback, although theyre basically the same (i mightve been trolled btw i dont know all species of spiders in australia)
@@ninx_music They basically are. Except the red back obviously has a red stripe on their back. Both can, and do kill people without the use of antivenom though.
As an Australian citizen I can confirm that our spiders are infact this large. I love how 'Spider-Tan' is swinging past the Sydney Opera House good attention to detail
I love how the cops still consider the black widow as a human
A tall, black male. Scarlett Joe Hanson.
same
@@requiemforameme1 LMAO. Bro I’m just imagining scarlet and Shaq fused as one being.
@@viderevero1338 Nah, Shaq be Green Lantern fr. "It's about *rings* Erneh."
they never said human
“And thats why kids spider man doesnt go to Australia”
Waaaaa I live in Australia
@@hankthebossofthegarden4103 same
Waa
lol
Finally @Guest999 cries
"Responding to a disturbance by two tall black males"💀
Hey that’s our thing here in America
When is a female, you, know, it's a widow
@@Demoknightf2 America?
@@heathhackett Yes, more specifically, it’s mostly our thing here in Mississippi 💀
@@Demoknightf2ong
"Every dream has a meaning"
My dream:
💯
true
😂
I am watching this at like 9 pm in the middle of no where proof?
"There's gotta be a black Spider-Man out there somewhere."
-Electro
😆🤏
Random
There is miles morales he is in the comics as the best spiderman
@@ether2788 worse
@@TheKing15444 the animated movie about miles was before no way home
“that’s one small spider”
*An Australian probably*
to make it real: THATS ONE SMALL SPIDER
Thats a really small spider mate, just the other day I saw one the size of my house.
we dont have school shootings here in australia, we just have spider invasions
we send out the kangaroos to deal with them but unfortunately we lose a couple kangaroos every time it happens, spiders are a bit too much for them and theyre often left hospitalised
But it’s minuscule? I don’t understand why you guys think it’s big?
@@heyitssunset lmao
Police: “the disturbance of two tall black males!”
That had me dying💀
He even acts out the characters from the lore bravo
@@DanS044666, beautiful
It's "a disturbance by two tall black males."
As an Australian, I can confirm this is a daily occurrence
The most believable thing about this is that there are man sized spiders out there in Australia. Lol
Are there?? Except tarantula?
@@reeyees7292 it's a common misconception that the largest animal is the blue whale, when it is really the average australian spider
Theres... WHAT?!?!
Yt is pokebeatas
More believable is cops in pursuit of two innocent black males
USA: spider
UK: spid uh
Australia: *pet*
The spider in Australia isn’t even a pet it is the owner
@@Jehf82 goddamn
UK: spidah
Australia: A spoidah
In american it is spy dhur
As an Aussie it’s uncanny how accurate this is lol.
This unironically made my skin crawl
Funny thing was there was no editing involved, he literally flew to Australia and started swinging around and met some normal talking spiders
ikr, wish I could do that
Hello there.
'I meant Spider-tan'
😂😂
Edit: Mum I am famous!
Spider-pal
Zone-.... nevermind
I was your 666 like
Australian sun hits different 😆
@@Ironman-BB not as different as my moms slipper
“one stepped on my whole family”
Who, Godzilla?
"One stepped on my whole family"
*looks at the size of that thing*
How? How?! HOW?!?!
"We should stay together"
"See you later"
Lmfao 😂
Gotta not should
Web joke haha
"The power of the sun, in palm of my hand"
Australia probably.
And in the rest of their skin 🙃
LMFAO
Only in the outback/WA, but I know you're tryna make a joke
america actually has the hottest place on earth
Can confirm
My arachnophobia hits different now 💀
I now need a whole series of these. Im fully invested in the struggle of Spider-Tan.
Lmao the ending got me dead
Lol. Also you have 690 likes. 👍🏻
@@memetitan wait what!? Thanks for the like check :)
@@justanerdwholiftweights4061 1.2k likes
@@kylenordhaus8808l 1.3k
Bruh how did this happen lol
“Thas the last time I’m *swinging* by here” 💀💀
Yes
Shoot web and grab air (maybe star) and swing pass water to Australia
REPENT FROM YOUR SINS AND FOLLOW THE LORD JESUS CHRIST TO BE SAVED OR BE CAST INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE FOR ETERNITY REPENT AND BE BORN AGAIN!
@@repentfromsinfollowjesus2953 you were clicking on the chose words randomly right?
He swung run plane to plane to Uncle Ben
This man's humour is amazing 😂
It’s official: Scarlet Johansson is a tall black man.
Tarantula in the background: *"I see fresh meat over here"*
This gives ms. Trunchbull vibes
Australia does not have tarantulas actually haha
@@TheKing15444 well you are right if you meant domestic tarantulas
@@TheKing15444 you goddamn kid, you can't find tarantulas in Australia in the wild unless you're hallucinating
I don't mean to be *that* guy but its background
Police showing up that quick in Australia is just unrealistic 😂
Dandy longs are good house pets they feed on other spiders, pests, flies and even ants, we love keeping them around our houses because they don’t bother with us humans, so if you have a dandy long leg spider in your house don’t kill it, keep it your garage or outside for it to feed on your pest problems
Edit: Mostly Australian thing to do, keeping a skinny legged spider in your house
My anxiety when the spider starts crawling 📈📈📈📈
“Responding to a disturbance by two tall black males”
Ah yes, this must be America.
America and Aussie coexist
Yes cause we all know America has a monopoly on racism 🙄
How dare you assume Aussies aren't racists. We're not all kangaroos over here
Assuming all Aussies aren't racist Is racist
Spider-tan, that Australian sun hits different😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀
Fr 💀😂
Bro the fact that spiderman could control spiders sometimes makes this even better
Fun fact: im pretty sure u wouldnt find a black widow in Australia but u would find a red back spider
That’s what I’m saying
We actually don't have Black Widows here in Australia. We do have Redbacks though, which are similar, but far more terrifying.
@MajorGalah yeah
We do have black widows dubass
Did I say spider-tan?
OHH, I meant spider-Fan✨
My pleasure meeting you!
Did I say "Spider-Fan🌠"
NOO, I meant Spider-Ran 🏃♀️💨
I am outta here !
Yeah as soon as I found out you were Australian I subbed
What a close encounter between these tiny Australian spiders!
As an Australian I can confirm that spider-violence is a huge issue. Half of the country at a time lives in fear of the great spider armies. Every full moon the spiders' move to the other half of the continent.
I lost my little cousin Baquaubea the 3rd last week in a fly air raid to retaliate against the spider advance on Sydney.
It's funny how he just left without his mask on😭😆
Strange how they still refer to her as black widow in Australia
That’s what i said
The best duo of Spider-Man. 🕷👨🏻 🕷
"Spider-Man"
"What?"
"Oh no, I said I'm in the Spider clan"
"One stepped on my whole Family"
Me when i try to kill one spider-
Spider - It's playtime! HIDE AND SEEK✨
You stole this
@@pushtopulse2988 according to the timestamp this one came first tho
@@pushtopulse2988 from where?
HaHa
I just spray vinegar or citric acid on them and they die in seconds. Easiest way to kill spiders.
As an Australian, I can confirm the spiders here are gigantic 😂😂😂
As an Australian I can confirm thats how big our spiders are
Just imagine if he was Antman instead.
😅😅😅 “Bye” “crikey where do u think ur going” 😅😅🐜
You predicted the Quantumania trailer
"That ain't Spider-Man that's Miles Morales"
Nah, can't be. Miles is half Hispanic this one is Bi'ish. 😂
An aussie, bri'ish spiderman
“That Australian sun hits different” ☠️☠️☠️
Well it does
As an Australian Bystander I can confirm this is what happened and always happens
I live in Australia, this is so true XD. I found a spider in my garage that was 6 cm long it was damn scary
Me over here trying to calculate cm to inches 👁️👄👁️
@@GlassRose1431 2"
@@deezburger4399 same shit, although the metroc system is more common around the world
wait till yall hear about bird eating spiders
Nope
“By two black males”
Black Widow: IM A SPIDER IDIOT
Nah, she a female
Baka*
In Australia we call black widows red backs, proof we make everything simpler.
As an Australian I can confirm that the spiders here are huge
Remember: don't go to Australia unless you're prepared for an endless boss rush.
I actually have a black widow infestation right outside my house in a rock wall scary stuff biggest black widow I have ever seen was yesterday
There are no black widows in Australia
@@saintsfps5348 they are redbacks but black widows are a distant yet more deadly cousin of the redback although both can snap a human in half.
@@rabeechowdhury can they though? Cause there's been 1 death from a red back in the past 40 years
@@saintsfps5348 …seriously? when i was younger, my principle came to kill a black widow at the school. not a redback, although theyre basically the same (i mightve been trolled btw i dont know all species of spiders in australia)
@@ninx_music They basically are. Except the red back obviously has a red stripe on their back.
Both can, and do kill people without the use of antivenom though.
I love how the webs break in to pieces
as someone who lives in australia... I DECLARER WAR AGAINST SPIDERS
That "oh man" part was so satisfying 😌
Man that creepy as hell
True
I mean, Aussie DOES have some big Huntsman spiders that'll make you reevaluate everything upon sight. But you get used to them, I hear.
Yeah, 100%
Australian Spider-Man, literally able to turn into a spider.
Holy shit, top notch detail to the point of using AUSSIE COP SHOP CARS! This guy is underrated!
(PS : Race relations aren't as bad as America's here.)
No joke, your CGI keeps getting better and better with every short. Godspeed man!
As an Australian I can confirm this happens almost every day
As an Australian citizen I can confirm that our spiders are infact this large.
I love how 'Spider-Tan' is swinging past the Sydney Opera House good attention to detail
As an Australian, this is so real.
That's the most British sounding Australian accent I've ever heard! :D
Australia, you need to get your pest control in order
I live I'm Australia and personally I don't get many nor are they big tbh
@@datboidank4319 that’s good to know
This is great when you realize that most of the spiders in Australia are truly just the most friendly creatures on the planet.
Plot twist:
Black widow has a feast 💀
"The Australian sun hits different"
bu- but its the same sun
Its just hotter in australia. Today it reached 31 degrees. Celcius.
@@FRENCHIIIIEEEEEE
Bro really? I'm fricken freezing rn, it's only 22 here
@@FRENCHIIIIEEEEEE where are you dawg? It's like 23 degrees where I am
@@an0rmalp3rson70 nsw
@@Lukewarm_water_ Where I'm at by this time we be reaching 15°C
2 blace male : one is a spider man the other one is a black widow but a actual spider
They never learn you “gotta watch out for spiders man”
Bro always got yo back, he's a real one
Wait how'd u film the first like 3 frames, u were literally flying bruv
I'll put a behind the scenes in my story😆
@@Chewkz just saw it rn thx
I don't think I've ever had such a reaction to spiders in a video before
Black widow really said “STICK together” 💀
As an Aussie, it’s true we have spiders that are 5km long (or 7.8 subway footlong sandwiches) and try to eat you
Black widow be like "what's going on here"
Me "nothing much just seeing spider tan"
I was so confused on what was even happening. But for some reason it was perfect 😂
as an Australian a can confirm they are bigger and deadlier then spooder man
That swinging was smooth ngl
This is so wholesome, it warms my heart)
You tucked up
This whole short had me in bits
As an Australian I can confirm this is part of my day to day life.
That Australian tan hits different😂👍
Could we just appreciate all how much efforts he puts in his vids❤️ keep this up🔥💪💪
Just seeing those in the video gave me anxiety.
This should be:if the Australian made spiderman
That "crickey" was CRISPYYY🥵🥵😩😩
The most important question is...
*How did he manage to swing to Australia?*
You don't question the ways of spider-tan
With his webs
At Australia everything could be true
He attached to the clouds
He attached to the clouds
"hey man, looks like you're more suited to be a black panther :) "
I like how his skin matches with the sp-
*Cancelled*
Watda 😂 how do you come up with these?!? Hilarious spider-tan 🤣🤣🤣 I'd marry you to get a lifetime of jokes ❤😘
Just imagined if Peter got bitten by an australian radioactive spider how OP he would become
Ah yes metropolitan police has extended its regime to Australia.
That swing entrance was dope for some reason
“ we gotta stick together out here * 🤣🤣🤣
Being Australian and seeing spiders this big is relatable
THE ENDING HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA They got outta there quick!!!
God I can't even finish the video, watching those legs moves gives me goosebumps 😅
But I bet it's another great video
Damn the CGI is just stunning i just cant stop watching it