Chris Rock - Funny Racist Jokes Reaction

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024

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  • @pamelabogue2687
    @pamelabogue2687 Před 4 lety +44

    I am an old 71 yr old white lady and I love you guys. Laugh so hard!!!!!!! It's a pleasure to laugh when most things in CZcams are depressing lately..

  • @thefunkybuddha69
    @thefunkybuddha69 Před 4 lety +175

    Chris Rock is one of the greatest stand-up comics of all time!

  • @jim67jim
    @jim67jim Před 5 lety +2

    "Aint nothin a white dude with a penny hates more than a nigga with a nickle!!" LMFAO
    Friggin love you guys!!

  • @ninji5226
    @ninji5226 Před 5 lety +29

    Chris rock was straight fire during this point in his career. Love it.

  • @brianbullivant4753
    @brianbullivant4753 Před 4 lety +15

    "Making gravy is a whole other story"! As an old white guy I find Chris Rock to be one of the best comedians I've heard. His intelligence shines in his humor.

    • @caleb2670
      @caleb2670 Před 9 měsíci

      Oh he is a genius at writing comedy

  • @brainsareus
    @brainsareus Před 5 lety +194

    I'm Latino...
    The ''Juan on Juan'' joke is NOT offensive, it's just ethnic.
    it's not at all mean, or derogatory; it's just a clever [albeit, a bit obvious] play on words.

    • @enunna
      @enunna Před 5 lety +10

      Exactly, people bucket too much stuff into the "racist" category that isn't really racist. "racist" means the idea that some races are superior to others. "Juan on Juan" doesn't indicate that AT ALL.

    • @bakerfresh
      @bakerfresh Před 5 lety +11

      I heard the joke as
      "What do you call 2 gay Mexicans? "
      -Juan on Juan

    • @bakerfresh
      @bakerfresh Před 5 lety +9

      I grew up in San Diego...man, everybody had derogatory nick names. Multiple ones. And you'd get lumped in with someone in the news at the time too. So me, being super white and unfriendly to the tanning process. ..When I wasn't called the Sylvania Light bulb or Michelin Tire Man...I was called Metzger or David Duke...or Shea Whitee...since In Living Color was popular. Then anything stereotypical would go in. But it was all fun. Nobody shed a tear. You just tried to top the other. Like Yo Mama jokes. Nobody ever felt they were actually talking about their Mama?!?

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 Před 5 lety +2

      Yup, but in these days of being competitively offended, for white dudes it's guilty by default, so ... everything's just folding together and the distinctions are starting to not matter anymore. I hope we're not in a post-humor era, but a lot of people hope we are.

    • @elcochino8139
      @elcochino8139 Před 4 lety

      Not to mention old as fuck

  • @SteveInTheOC
    @SteveInTheOC Před 5 lety +85

    “But gravy’s a whole other story” 😂😂

    • @dogdriver70
      @dogdriver70 Před 5 lety +9

      yep. when i found out my GF could cook i locked that ass down!

  • @SeansMusicVault
    @SeansMusicVault Před 5 lety +21

    "That's what people gotta understand, man: these are all jokes. These are people who are trying to make you laugh about yourself." That, good sir, is a piece of poetry. Wish I could double thumbs-up this vid. Keep reacting, guys! You're awesome!

  • @justind4763
    @justind4763 Před 5 lety +104

    Ya'll are like the black Beavis & Butthead lol
    Love you guys

    • @obiohaz6023
      @obiohaz6023 Před 5 lety +1

      how? do you not know what beavis & butthead done? lmao i know the comment was love but compare them something better

    • @justind4763
      @justind4763 Před 5 lety +9

      @@obiohaz6023 I'm only talking about the part when they sit on the couch and watch music videos

    • @JimBob-ky8sm
      @JimBob-ky8sm Před 5 lety

      I was gonna say this a few months ago but these guys are way smarter than beavis and Butthead.... You can have it... :)

    • @2bLackCats1989
      @2bLackCats1989 Před 5 lety +8

      i can't believe I never thought of that. awesome comment.

    • @mikydees91
      @mikydees91 Před 4 lety

      Les Diquens lol

  • @robertgrant6872
    @robertgrant6872 Před 5 lety +37

    Im white and the poor white trailer trash jokes were by far the Best! Your channel is great. Your reactions are priceless.

  • @MV407tv
    @MV407tv Před 5 lety +371

    I’m Mexican and I cracked up wen you laughed after the joke 🤣

    • @bakerfresh
      @bakerfresh Před 5 lety +19

      The joke I heard from my lady friend is...
      "What do you call to Gay Mexicans"
      -Juan on Juan
      Like the "What do you call a GAY dinosaur? "
      -MegaSoreAss

    • @bakerfresh
      @bakerfresh Před 5 lety +11

      My favorite joke a woman told me was
      "What do Men and Lanoleum Floors have in common?"
      -If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them.

    • @TheAllSeeingGuy
      @TheAllSeeingGuy Před 5 lety +1

      Haha, good ones!

    • @TheAllSeeingGuy
      @TheAllSeeingGuy Před 5 lety +2

      I was at a party in Wilmington DE. round 1990 & a Mexican guy I'd never met asked me. "Why do all the girls wear makeup & perfume?" I shrugged & he answered "because they are ugly & they stink!" Haha

    • @GatBlackistan
      @GatBlackistan Před 5 lety +2

      And now everybody wants to tell you a racist joke.

  • @josephabbott9627
    @josephabbott9627 Před 5 lety +18

    I agree 100% I think joking about racism and stereo types is what will break it down

  • @ctcollinthib
    @ctcollinthib Před 2 lety +1

    That Rock special was amazing. Rapid fire jokes. Need to go back and watch that.

  • @Lost_n_Found_1
    @Lost_n_Found_1 Před 5 lety +311

    There's a mexican and a black man in a car. Who's driving?
    *The Police.*

  • @johnroper1197
    @johnroper1197 Před 5 lety +19

    That was one of the funniest Chris Rock skits I’ve ever seen! Lmao

  • @mehdibencaid6954
    @mehdibencaid6954 Před 5 lety +34

    You guys do a great job collecting fine stand up jokes and make them more enjoyable with your reaction since it makes me feel like I'm watching it with a couple of friends. Keep it up!

  • @WhiteTiger333
    @WhiteTiger333 Před 5 lety +19

    Gravy's a whole nuther story - LOL! I loved the quip of toxic waste living under the trailers - classic and too true! (Btw, I'm an older Southern-raised white woman and I laughed all through this).

  • @ryoichiwatanabe648
    @ryoichiwatanabe648 Před 5 lety +142

    Damn bruh, the opening joke got me🤣🤣

  • @thedallasfan3153
    @thedallasfan3153 Před 5 lety +62

    Juan on Juan lmfao...love it guys!

  • @dustmart84
    @dustmart84 Před 5 lety +123

    You know the channel is strong when the views equal the subscribers.

    • @mudza92
      @mudza92 Před 3 lety +1

      Oh sir, you have spoken the truth. When you see a youtuber with 2 and a half million subscribers and most of the videos barely even hit 200k views, you know it bad, because how am i supposed to like your videos when your own subscribers don't watch your videos. But these two legends have a great future. I never miss a video and I think big part of their subscribers, myself included, cant wait for the next video to be uploaded.

    • @JGunit
      @JGunit Před 3 lety +1

      Legit

  • @sokay2laugh512
    @sokay2laugh512 Před 5 lety +33

    Rondo shocking Frank had me dying.
    😂
    Frank had that, “Oh shit. You just said that” look.

    • @2bLackCats1989
      @2bLackCats1989 Před 5 lety +2

      i can't believe I read through maybe 15-20 comments and o think you are the 1st to comment on that. that was absolutely hilarious. i almost chocked from laughing so hard. Frank's reaction made me laugh so hard....

  • @tretre3892
    @tretre3892 Před 5 lety +14

    Rondo's racist joke though 😆😆😆 omg i love you guys!!! As an older woman...id be happy to cook for both of you anytime! Lol!

  • @souless08
    @souless08 Před 5 lety +13

    the dude laughing at his own joke at the start was the funniest part of this whole video

  • @jacobrivera7942
    @jacobrivera7942 Před 5 lety +2

    Chris Rock is the best standup of all time. Had the privilege to see him 3 times & he was hilarious

  • @youtubecommentsectiondebates

    "People trying to make you laugh about yourself" That's so true and is sorely missing from today's social/political environment. Everybody is taking themselves was too seriously.

  • @genealexander5705
    @genealexander5705 Před 5 lety +177

    Rondo, you made the video worthwhile just by your first statement man.

    • @br6768
      @br6768 Před 5 lety +7

      Juan on Juan

    • @kirke420
      @kirke420 Před 5 lety +4

      @@br6768 - I laughed my ass off. Was funnier than the Chris Rock bit!

    • @br6768
      @br6768 Před 5 lety +5

      @@kirke420 it was a shitty, shitty joke. But sometimes shitty jokes are hilarious!

    • @99waterblade
      @99waterblade Před 5 lety +2

      ahahaha jesus that was too funny for what it was

  • @kirke420
    @kirke420 Před 5 lety +21

    Rondo, I love your attitude! Frank is awesome to, but Rondo is my favorite.
    Next time I visit my parents in GA, I want to buy you two dinner. Seriously.

  • @lc7581
    @lc7581 Před 5 lety +7

    I'm glad I found your channel; there's nothing better than laughing along with people.

  • @Atomic_Elbow
    @Atomic_Elbow Před 5 lety +24

    They’re white toxic waste!” 😂😂

  • @oscarrios6048
    @oscarrios6048 Před 5 lety +21

    What do you call a Mexican Jedi....
    Obi Juan Kenobi. Lol 😂

  • @krazybadger78
    @krazybadger78 Před 5 lety +14

    "Would you like a woman to cook for you or..."
    "Yessss."

  • @brianwade8649
    @brianwade8649 Před 5 lety +13

    Thank you Rondo! We all need to lighten the F up and laugh together.

  • @marchforthworld
    @marchforthworld Před 5 lety +127

    You have 3 REAL haters!!! Notice how you always have 3 dislikes within the first hour that you post a video. That means you're doing something right! Keep up the good work fellas!!!

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 Před 5 lety +8

      March Forth that or racists(I hope it’s just regular haters though).

    • @kle1134
      @kle1134 Před 5 lety +4

      it's the other channels that copy

    • @afterburner2869
      @afterburner2869 Před 5 lety +1

      March Forth Haters are anyone that disagrees with YOU, right?

    • @dshepherd107
      @dshepherd107 Před 5 lety +3

      AFTERBURNER Always an a**hole in the bunch.

    • @afterburner2869
      @afterburner2869 Před 5 lety

      Debra Shepherd I’m sorry, did my comment offend you? Did my comment hurt your delicate sensibilities? Does this make me a hater? Poor poor Debra is angry because my comment struck a nerve.

  • @kevinyeager9023
    @kevinyeager9023 Před 5 lety +8

    Hahaha rondo that was an awesome dad joke 😂
    Love u guys man, ur stuff just keeps getting better and better

  • @NYC3794
    @NYC3794 Před 5 lety +3

    Omg. Funniest thing I’ve seen lately anywhere! Thanks guys!

  • @NV-un7hn
    @NV-un7hn Před 5 lety +4

    The first 60 seconds is a big reason why we love you guys

  • @brianjoyce9040
    @brianjoyce9040 Před 4 lety +3

    When you absolutely positively have to make everyone in the room laugh.....Chris Rock got You

  • @KevinMullaney333
    @KevinMullaney333 Před 5 lety +6

    You guys are part of my daily sanity routine. Thank u🍀

  • @MrSapper21
    @MrSapper21 Před 5 lety +268

    What did the Mexican fireman name his twins? Jose and Hose B

    • @malcolmjcullen
      @malcolmjcullen Před 5 lety +29

      What do you call a Mexican with no legs? Muchas grassy-ass.

    • @agh8607
      @agh8607 Před 5 lety

      😂😄

    • @charliehusttle3800
      @charliehusttle3800 Před 5 lety

      RakkasanMedic what's the longest bridge in the world? The Bay Bridge it goes from Africa to Fairyland.

    • @SheedChooseMe
      @SheedChooseMe Před 5 lety +17

      Why does Trump need anxiety meds? For hispanic attacks.

    • @Snailbarf
      @Snailbarf Před 5 lety +7

      What do you call 4 Mexicans drowning?
      Quattro Sink-o

  • @datcryptoguy
    @datcryptoguy Před 5 lety +2

    One of the Best!!! Chris Rock rocked!! Love this channel! Keep the vids coming!!!

  • @MmmmGoodBoy
    @MmmmGoodBoy Před 5 lety +36

    If Rondo were a strain of weed it would be a heavy indica and test at 30% THC minimum.

  • @DRCHUCKWRIGHTMD
    @DRCHUCKWRIGHTMD Před 5 lety +4

    RONDO. that had me laughing so hard I lost my mind..."Cook me meal, I love you long time!!!"

  • @cagedreptile
    @cagedreptile Před 4 lety +1

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Chris rock lit that set up. Great vid guys

  • @lsdimontenegro5705
    @lsdimontenegro5705 Před 5 lety +11

    "But once you eat that pie..." LOL

  • @Onetigerl
    @Onetigerl Před 5 lety +2

    Its tough to pick a favorite from this channel, but this might have moved to my top spot. Both the routine and the reaction. You two rock.

  • @Strangedream
    @Strangedream Před 4 lety +1

    I can't stop watching these. I agree with all the comments that watching you guys watching stuff feels like I'm watching from right next to you on the couch. It's a refreshing break from the current insanity. Thanks for being chill!

  • @cockroach-spray4685
    @cockroach-spray4685 Před 5 lety +23

    "Ahh that's stupid"😂😂

  • @Wes32168
    @Wes32168 Před 5 lety +1

    Chris Rock Has been consistently Funny over the years! One of the Best! Another Great Video Y'all! Keep It Going!

  • @boxingproff7627
    @boxingproff7627 Před 5 lety +278

    Chris Rock--Ni**as Vs Black People! Please!

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 Před 5 lety +3

      Fuck that shit; it’s weak.

    • @ahsancurrimbhoy
      @ahsancurrimbhoy Před 5 lety +6

      Michael Scott in The Office doing it had me dying

    • @bruin1771
      @bruin1771 Před 5 lety +3

      Fuck i was thinking this was it but shit

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 Před 5 lety +3

      Joseph ShaDy Can’t say I am; you on the other hand seem triggered by thoughts that oppose your own.
      I love Chris Rock I just personally think that bit is stupid as shit.

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 Před 5 lety

      President Santana thank you for disagreeing without hurling hate at me; like the person after you.

  • @neuvocastezero1838
    @neuvocastezero1838 Před 2 lety +1

    One of the all time greatest.

  • @mouseowl5000
    @mouseowl5000 Před 5 lety +1

    What do you call a pirate that still has both hands both eyes in both legs?
    Rookie😂😂😂

  • @mbolduc
    @mbolduc Před 5 lety +1

    You guys are getting a hell of a good comedy collection going here

  • @Neenerella333
    @Neenerella333 Před 5 lety +2

    You guys are so damn joyful. Love the channel.

  • @michaeltveten8458
    @michaeltveten8458 Před 5 lety +5

    Y’all laughin’ so hard at these videos, you done scratched the hell out ‘dat wall!

  • @rickymurray
    @rickymurray Před 5 lety +5

    This was so true, I've been crackin up beginning to end

  • @imambaybars3405
    @imambaybars3405 Před 5 lety +5

    man, rondo’s joke is hilarious 🤣 I’ve laughed as much as if I was watching a B.B. video

  • @richardadler4255
    @richardadler4255 Před rokem

    Chris Rock speaks the truth. I used to go to work at 6am and come home at 11pm and there would ALWAYS be a hot meal waiting for me. We were married for 61 years.

  • @Crmcdizzle
    @Crmcdizzle Před 2 lety +1

    He speaks the truth as I grew up white, poor in a white neighborhood and white parents told kids they had to stay away from us.

  • @lbow09
    @lbow09 Před rokem

    Dude 🤣 the pronunciation on JUAN, killed me.

  • @tubadude905
    @tubadude905 Před 2 lety

    Holy crap - that "Juan on Juan" buckled me over as I walked to the kitchen, and I almost dropped my laptop. Dam that shit was funny.

  • @suzip5474
    @suzip5474 Před rokem

    Your laughs are contagious, it’s great that we can laugh at each other cause things just get so out of hand at times 😂

  • @pokeround
    @pokeround Před 5 lety +6

    "Juan on Juan". Damn, bro, that was layam. Loved it.

  • @wurkin89
    @wurkin89 Před 3 lety +2

    The guy on the left on these videos is legendary, you can’t not like him

  • @Eternalnowisthekey
    @Eternalnowisthekey Před 5 lety

    That had me laughing big time! You guys rolling of your chairs busting up makes it even funnier 👍👍👍

  • @tylerdurkett2346
    @tylerdurkett2346 Před 5 lety +8

    Yo where is the people that cant wait for a 30min clip!!, over a 5 min Clip!! Do More cause its Funny

  • @cdpgbc-mw2kz
    @cdpgbc-mw2kz Před 3 lety

    Canadian Cracker.....Chris Rock is a legend. Thanks for posting this clip. I needed a great laugh and between this posting and your reactions, all I can say is, " Two thumbs up." The World is so serious now...we all need to lighten the F up. If we do not laugh at ourselves, how can we share our similarities?

  • @dannyneiba
    @dannyneiba Před 4 lety +1

    My brothers yall got one of the coolest reaction video channels..keep up the good work

  • @dalepride8671
    @dalepride8671 Před 4 lety

    that black joke from that movie with the great Bernie Man, "What do you call 100 white men chasing a black man.....The PGA tour" thats gold

  • @DylaniteDylanite
    @DylaniteDylanite Před 5 lety +3

    Yet another good one. Y’all becoming a real staple.

  • @amsophy1991
    @amsophy1991 Před 5 lety +1

    What a killer bit! Timing was amazing

  • @petermatthew5032
    @petermatthew5032 Před 5 lety +3

    I am dying I'm dying I never laughed so hard in a very long time I am dying

  • @veronica4004
    @veronica4004 Před 5 lety +1

    "I miss you too. I miss you much. How much? Too much, that much." This had me rolling laughing 🤣

  • @FortyDogge
    @FortyDogge Před 4 lety

    You Guys are Honest! Luv your Pod casts!

  • @joshuawelsh6976
    @joshuawelsh6976 Před 3 lety +1

    Rewatch this! Still killing my stomach laughing!!!😂🔥

  • @bobbilly7232
    @bobbilly7232 Před 5 lety +8

    He's not lying about the banana pudding

    • @stevenjames6766
      @stevenjames6766 Před 4 lety

      omg I am craving a cold one now. Agree
      with you both.

  • @kimberlyellis7347
    @kimberlyellis7347 Před 4 lety

    Love y’all and your positivity and compassion for others! ❤️❤️

  • @bigman4407
    @bigman4407 Před 5 lety +1

    Chris Rock looking magical with that dress shirt on. Nigga looking like genie from the lamp. nigga bout to grant wished out here.

  • @shaneweathers3319
    @shaneweathers3319 Před 5 lety +1

    That Juan on Juan joke was good... lmao

  • @wendyraymond1751
    @wendyraymond1751 Před 5 lety +2

    U guys r on fire 2 nite x rondo ur joke franks reaction was in tears before Chris started x so funny x chris rock is so naturally funny x has an amazing voice x ad me in stiches x so funny x then the end x pot or arse x u ave made my nite x laughing as I write x ad me a white wine an u perfect nite x thanku so much x best find ever finding u x love u x god bless x

  • @Leahhhashley
    @Leahhhashley Před 3 lety

    OKAYYY IM DEAD AT THE JUAN ON JUAN JOKE 😂 my ass laughed out loud!! i’m
    ticked 💀

  • @Serai3
    @Serai3 Před 5 lety +1

    LOLOL That's not racist, _hermano._ That's just a pun. Funny, too!

  • @oneghost2952
    @oneghost2952 Před 5 lety +1

    Okay, love it! What do you call 2 black guys on a bicycle? Organized crime! What do you call one? A thief!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jerrman29
    @jerrman29 Před 5 lety +1

    You guys have the best reaction videos.

  • @Mazzini11
    @Mazzini11 Před 5 lety +1

    aiight, so, I just saw you guys with Bert, but after I've been watching you guys for a minute. I'm legit, now, going through every video of yours hitting like. I thought it would be a lot faster than it's ended up being. LOL. I can't not watch every entire vid, lol.

  • @00boscopops
    @00boscopops Před 4 lety +3

    I seem to laugh harder watching with these guys!

  • @scotttracey8109
    @scotttracey8109 Před 5 lety +1

    You two are the best...find the humor....

  • @wayupnorth9420
    @wayupnorth9420 Před rokem

    That was funny Rondo, Frankie even laughed behind your back.

  • @mr.invisable6919
    @mr.invisable6919 Před 3 lety +1

    I appreciate your humanity guys. We are ALL family.

  • @thomasobrien1213
    @thomasobrien1213 Před 7 měsíci

    Chris Rock is a legend. He speaks truth, not racism.

  • @magsbayou
    @magsbayou Před 5 lety +1

    OMG you guys add to the laughter! I mean stomach cramping laughter.

  • @CatWith-AHat
    @CatWith-AHat Před 5 lety

    CZcams rabbit hole came in clutch with this channel, you guys have so much content to make cant wait.

  • @Fsuholley
    @Fsuholley Před 4 lety

    Chris Rock is a true Legend.

  • @mikeriley8507
    @mikeriley8507 Před 5 lety +1

    Juan on Juan! LOL

  • @IronPiper
    @IronPiper Před 5 lety +2

    Juan on Juan.....Im dyin here.🤣

  • @foxibot
    @foxibot Před 5 lety +9

    Chris is so silly with the “I miss you” bit, that was so funny with all the noises and the singing was kinda of good. Not Weezy Jefferson old! Lol! I needed that laugh! I cook like a professional. I am Cajun and once I cook for you, you will be hooked and I cook great Italiano and great southern comfort food too. ❤️🙂

  • @33sbc
    @33sbc Před 5 lety +1

    You guys are awesome. You should do a lottery and the winner gets a chance to party with you.

  • @ShawnaGraham50
    @ShawnaGraham50 Před 5 lety +2

    I had a bad day but I watched this and I laughed right with ya all!
    Thanks for making my day guys!

  • @eugeniav4721
    @eugeniav4721 Před 5 lety +1

    gotta love Chris!! & he ain't lying a job & a d**k lol

  • @Jitt.1
    @Jitt.1 Před 9 měsíci

    Chris rock in his prime….not too many can work a crowd like he did/does

  • @agh8607
    @agh8607 Před 5 lety +2

    Let the people Joke! Let us all laugh at ourselves. For the love of god. Let humor rain down. It might be our only hope.
    Thanks for bringing the laughs guys. 😄