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Andrew Dice Clay - The Valentine's Day Massacre 2 of 6
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- čas přidán 29. 03. 2012
- Often times "The Valentine's Day Massacre" video gets overlooked by Dice fans. But the fact is, this is a great Dice show. He spills out one raunchy joke after another. This was his last great show available for public sale. The only drawback "Valentine's Day Massacre" offers is the fact that Dice's show lasts for only a third of the video's length, while other young comics take the mike after his introductory act. But Dice shows one last time that he is the king of comedy in this video despite solid performances by the other young comics
"I'd eat the corn out of her shit, and I don't even like corn." Dice at his most vulgar, whats fun is life if we can't laugh at ourselves and each other? Rock on Diceman
I've always loved this corn joke of his.....brillaint!!!!! I use it to this day! great humour pal
Did you ever have your ass in the air while he fucked ya like this!!! When he said that and motioned, I liked to died laughing
Dice would rip people today apart.people have become such candy asses.
Dice is a legend, there's no one else like him either. 😎
I mean besides the fact that he's just like Rodney Dangerfield LOL
@@Grrrufftiy i agree
Man ur so right! I’m from NY and parents from Mass. I saw Andrew in 81 live and started buying his live cds or tapes back then. I was later married and I can say Dice had a hand in my divorce. She actually said that “ he’s a male chauvinist pig”!! And I say what’s ur point?
@@GrrrufftiyRodney was a one liner guy nothing like dice very different style.
@@Grrrufftiy Rodney was like his mentor. Dice just took it to the next "Lenny Bruce" level.
I wonder if Joey has watched this video on CZcams after so many years...
He's not Joey anymore..
Joey is a spunk 🙏🏻💪🏻✌🏽💜💯
You mean Bobby the fucking BEEF puppet..ooohhhh!!
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And that's why you never sit in the front row of a comedy show.
Especially a comedy show of Andrew Dice Clay's! I do actually know a girl who really loves him and she would be thrilled to be in the front row of one of his shows where she would be a major target of being verbally hit on by him. She would love it, I just know!
~Dutch
Only for the brave
I once had JJ walker come at me in vegas
My cousin (who’s a rising comic), he’s called me out a bit at his shows
That's exactly why you sit front row .
Dice is dressed like he wants to sell me some sneakers.
LOL, out of the trunk of his car!
The kid had that lighter in his pocket since 8th grade just waiting for a good time to snap it out
Bubbles sitting there laughing her ass off and clapping for her Man - now that's a good girl ; she's a freaking keeper ❤
Hell yeah she is! Where are these women today???
Joey Cadillac! Hahaha So funny. He was a good sport. I love the Dice.
Bobby and Bubbles probably been divorced for 20 yrs
"I was eatin nis girl's dungeon the odda day" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Damn the guy rubbing her back was going in on the “it’s okay dear” soothing. Dice is king.
"Kiss her where it stinks, take her to Jersey."
So true. Long live the Diceman!
Imagine Dice today? Lol the woke crowds heads would explode
Holy shit this guy puts me in stitches
The "energizer bunny why should she give ever ready for never ready,huh?
That couple in the front row got the VIP treatment.
thanks for the upload. I now LOVE this guy
I love this man so much!
BOBBY THE BEEF PUPPET !!!!
2 pumps n a dump ahhh!
“And I don’t even like corn”. 😂
“Did I leave the house yet? Can I read my own fuckin’ mind?” lmao 🤣
Love Dice! Saw him a few times way back when. Need to see him one more time!
gotta love the DICE MAN!!
yeah never sit in the front row when dice is on stage
Foot Locker wants their jacket back,Oooooooo!
that’s funny 😆
Joey Cadillac rules.
Saw him in Houston, 1990 , the guy killed " this whole town is a titty bar, I went to confession and the priest was like Dice you been to the titty bars yet?" funny that he is Jewish ..
Dice is the man!
That kids probably his secret son 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mabey lol
Dice's Beetlejuice jacket is a laugh all on it's own
i saw this for first time 2022 .holy shit funny
10:15, haha this guys pretty good impression of dice
Toxic masculinity at its finest! You rock Diceman!
It's like Dice is making all this shit up on the spot to fill his time, lol.
He probably is about 75% unless the front row people are "plants" ( part of the show) and I don't think they are
Wow, great upload. I'm a fairly new Dice fan, I've watched the Dangerfield special, the MSG show and the Diceman Cometh, imo this one is the best one of them all, hilarious!
You need to check out The Day The Laughter Died. Legendary set of his.
Add Ford Fairlane..r.n r detective..!
@@mattsharp8960I agree. The guy did his best to bomb a show and created a masterpiece.
10:35 had to be the most epic moment hahah
Andrew Dice Clay had the best comedy and still a fan of his 😂😂❤
And that's why Mom and Dad would never ever let me watch his comedy specials when I was a kid 😂😂
Gee I wonder why. Yes he can't help himself. It's too good.
Dam i think those pants were pulled up to his neck..lol
U could see his salcheech too😬
"Make ballz dance!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Dice Brooklyn's best
Andrew Dice Clay is trying to teach the guy who BROUGHT HIS girlfriend, how to pick up HIS girlfriend.. let that sink in... And then think people probably paid several hundred dollars to be there and that this guy, Dice, was a multi-millionaire, probably still is and is world famous because of this kind of stuff...
Couple in the front got massacre on themselves!!
We need a update, where is Bobby the beef puppet now?
First time I saw this new young groundbreaking comedian was 1988 at Jimmy Reids in Ramsey NJ. This is where I first heard The Nursery Rhymes😂😂😂
LOL 😂
10:15 italian man imitating a Jewish man imitating an Italian. Inception.
Dice is Jewish
I don’t believe Dice has ever claimed anything other than his actual Jewish heritage. He has the Brooklyn accent because that’s where he’s from. Irish people from Brooklyn carry that drawl. He was lightly inspired by the Fonz (ironically portrayed by “Winkler”), but he used his given first and middle name as his stage name. “Dice” ends with a vowel, but it sure as hell doesn’t sound Italian.
Doesn't get any better than Dice!
I was literally cringing for that guy in the front t row. And when he got Joey up on stage I was actually SCARED the guy! Oh man. No way would I ever get front row seats to one of his shows
Bald dude with a skullett in a ponytail, FRONT ROW, that's red meat for the diceman
You see THATS how you treat your audience GUYS
Thats a nice car. I like the car The Diceman
Hey hey if she don't smell it i don't smell it
"The tree h**kas."
DICE RULES!!!
A lot of groupie dudes in the crowd 😂😂😂😂
"Bobby da fuckin beef puppppppeteggehgegeget"
He is a legend love the ol’ Skool car the white wall tires soo flashy that’s pizzazz ❤
@11:15~Joey Cadillac training to be the next Clay!! I wonder if ADC took him under his wing??
Dice Rules!
This is so rude. I love it!
He was controversial from get go. Much less now. But he was joking. Women joke about men too.
just seen him last Sunday, awesome show!
The 80s clothes 😆
The MAN... COME BACK TO SHEEPSHEAD BAY BROOKLYN
This guys amazing
Try to comment your favorite Dice joke and see how long CZcams allows it to stay up. It’s a blast.
DICE!
Beetledice
LOL 😂
Gotta love’mm
Dice made comedy what it is today before dice comedians never sold out big shows like Madison square garden and spectrum 2days in a row
Is Joey in on the act, or is Dice in Jersey?
Oh! Does he kiss his mother with that mouth?
it's his lost twin!
That car is gorgeous. Anybody know what it is off hand? Buick, Pierce?
Mark Winberry lmao
Its bofa
Well, it's certainly not a Ford Fairlane, that's for sure!
~Dutch
It's a Fagmobile 1939 GT.
@@mr.conductor7625 from Faggillac brand made in Faggetroit
Dice Clay's wise guy character is funny but some of his adult material is just too blue-even disgusting. He could have gained more appeal mining the conceit, vanity and stupidity of these Jersey wannabes like Fonzie & Vin Diesel. Paully Walnuts nailed it in the Sopranos.
9:00 "BabbaBooey!"
*What kind of car is that on stage ...??*
*It's absolutely beautiful!*
*And Joey ROCKS!!*
🙂👍🏻
Its an old American car, your welcome 😏
Boat tail Cord supercharged
@@IronChief
*NOYCE!!*
*Thanks man!*
🙂👍🏻
I just now learned where my dad gets the bubble jokes from lmao
Ohhhh, I'm pretending to be Italian ovah heeereee, ooohhhh!
They all talk like him in brooklyn
I thought Italians spoke Italian? I don't remember hearing a heavy Brooklyn accent or even a NY accent from the locals in Italy. If it wasn't for the NY mafia and all the movies that accent wouldn't be considered 'Italian'.
This fucking guy.... You believe dis fucking guy..... Get tha fuck outta here jerk off (in an "italian" accent) lol
Hahahahaha! Dice is a crude mofo!!!!
became a fan from Crime Story then on to brain crusher and the abventures of Ford fairlane just to name a few, always a good show and a very funny guy......Funny how?, how am i funny?, you mean like im here to amuse you?, funny how?....oh here we go😳😳
He came and
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Went
0:28 do people still appreciate humor like this? 😂😂😂
Lovin it
You see my big finger New Jersey?!
-from California
improv comedy = making all this shit up to fill time.
I wish Dice and Kinison could be on Stage together.
Anyone know what kinda car that is behind him? That thing is gorgeous
HUBBA HUBBA
Love this stuff 🤪🤪😳
LOL , For Sure
I have zero doubts…Joey 100% beats his girl.
Where do you even get joey's pants now a day.. I do not want them just wandering if people are still waring them.
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
I don't remember guys Joey's age wearing their hair like that
Yeah maybe a bit much all at once but he did say you're gonna regret it
Do what I tell you to say!
Please have a DICE, season 3
Maybe bobby the beef puppet is a bastid kid from dices past?
Man he's funny...foul, but oh man, hilarious !
Dice was amazing, one of a kind. Talented asf. Really surprised he didn't become bigger than what he was
bigger than what he was? HE WAS HUGE
@@dylanchurch101 yeah but he disappeared for a long time
Maybe because he hadn’t any boundaries whatsoever, he acted like he could rape a girl on the stage and think it’s funny.
How much bigger could he have gotten?
@@vanessal7291 Bigger in that people under 50 knows who he is…
Ha. The guy at 7:04