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“Shoot me with your banana gun, it’s fun”
*slowly begins to become the matrix*
...
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@@idontevenknow6228 who is this?
@@boiiii9645 idk but some people are using bots to bring dislikes to that video
The scariest part of this... This could be in CZcams Kids and no one at CZcams would question it
they r hypnotizing us
Most definitely lol
Pretty much, just remove the shading and the rocky teeth
@@stupiderandunnecessarier and add extremely bright colors
yes
I like how Phineas's mom gets another kid because his son's not only killed their sister,but also left their mother alone.
This kinda stuff will genuinely melt a child’s brain to mush.
a generation of educated children
So true. I wish I grew up with YT kids, I would be the next Albert Einstein.
I could’ve figured out the meaning of life and make a religion 😳😂😭🥶😭😭
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Jokes aside, the new generation will end humanity.
@@idontevenknow6228
I watched the video MY EARS
It’s actually kinda tragic because he thought he was shooting the banana but ended up killing his own mom.
Kinda reminds me of that one roblox game, where this guy kills his own friend in the military because he thought it was a monster of some kind.
@@Raccoon12TRexpiggy reference?
@@rarewoolabee4600 yes
I am turmatisd
Traumatized.
Holdup weer, if you didn't misspell that word, @@CohenJulian-bq4ou you became camping/hiking food? That's what turmat is. (I know you said traumatized.)
That's enough youtube for today
Llol
Definetly.
That's enough youtube kids for today*
Yea
fr
“I will show you the wonders of imagination, jump into my mouth.”
*eats him*
*e a t*
Lol
Shoot me with your banana gun...
Do it N O W ITS FUN
Haha, nice shot
Timmy is reliving the childhood trauma of having to shoot his own friend
Haha
xd
LOL
he’s reliving the childhood trauma of having to shoot his friend 😔
everyone: HAHHAHHAHAHASHAHHSHSHSKFKG
OMAGA I CANT
I don't even wanna know what kind of nightmares this person has tbh💀..
Literally about my 80th time watching 🤗🥲
“I will show you the wonders of imagination,
J U S T J U M P I N T O M Y M O U T H ”
:As the kid doesn’t even jump and just sits there as the ball literally eats him
Very legit
No one:
Red ball: *C O N S U M E*
Wops you found the good ending go home
*s h o o t m e w i t h y o u r b a n a n a g u n*
“Shoot me with your banana gun”- *A Banana, 2021*
I mean, it is fun supposedly
It looks great
Man sounds like sebee
@@boxcarjoefromhalflife2 ye
It’s fun’ a banana, 2021
That shit got more scarier than CZcams Kids itself....
True
yes
I disagree. I've seen greater horrors of CZcams kids. This video is more funny than scary.
This is just the hellgates of CZcams Kids.
U haven't seen the creepy side of CZcams Kids..
“Do something different next time.” Don’t let my mom keep a gun in MY TOY BIN
banana rlly using the default run animation 💀
I like how Phineas and Ferbs Mom Linda is in this animation
Me to
@The Fat Piranha Plant Why do I keep finding you
e
if this video is canon, then Candace will never be able to bust her brothers
because Linda is dead
@@charlesm7215 Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're going to do today. We'll open a funeral home.
It’s pretty fitting that surreal entertainment made one of these, especially since a lot of them steal surreal entertainment videos and lazily slap sound effects over them.
@@lyn3792 It's perfectly understandable tho, there wasn't the need of any commas due to the connectors he used, it's as bright as the sun shines.
@@DeletedTroll WHA-
@@lyn3792 Its true tho.
@@lyn3792 It's easy dude
@@pyr4625 si
0:46 kids in 1st grade when they see mr sketch markers
Still me
FR
Imagine watching this at 3am alone in the dark room
I well be so scared 😱
I mean.....that's exactly what I'm doing LMAO
I am increasingly becoming both curious and afraid of what's in CZcams Kids.
I feel as if surreal entertainment's animations use a mix of postmodernism
Mean it as a compliment...
I went into CZcams Kids once... 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻.
@@oofoof4293 SAME
I wonder, what if CZcams Kids was just to pull away the people intentionally trying to corrupt children, and since inattentive parents are not using CZcams Kids (and the ones that do quickly realize what a condensed shit show it is), it inevitably results in a safer for children regular CZcams?
Curiosity kills the cat
It's so scary how there is a "Try Again?" option at the end, but the kid experienced this in reality.
_He will never get to Try Again._
True
I know
@@idkyiexist3534 everyone knows that you know.
@@sirkduck6612you'll never really know if you don't try it...
brb
R.I.P grandma
There's no retry button btw
ngl, this is scarier than horror movies
Imagine wandering this surreal world and stumbling across the creatures
Way more effort went into this than the typical CZcams Kids video tbh.
alot of good videos get tagged as kids content too which is the sad part
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ye
Yes
Agreed
It concerns me that I feel like if the ambient music and weird laughter were replaced with happy funny music that this would be allowed on CZcams Kids.
Oh god
That implies that something wouldn't be allowed on CZcams Kids
It would be elsagate
Well anything can with cute things!
Like gore, blood and horror! Just add bright colors, fun music, and a bit more cartoon acts., BOOM! Now you got gore, blood and Horror on TY KIDS!
@@jasonneveau2891 you just described happy tree friends
This is an absolute masterpiece! This has actual effort than actual CZcams kids content!
Man I couldn’t sleep because of this the end of the song where the kids show his mother that song is kinda creepy and I couldn’t stop thinking about it.
Ngl, the music playing while the "baby" was chasing and shooting the banana is lit AF.
Bro I was just thinking that
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@@idontevenknow6228 Damnit you had my hopes up you bastard
@@idontevenknow6228 jokes on you stupid boy i clicked off the video before i get rickrolled the only time bad signal helped me
Read what you just said aloud
We're doomed as a species if CZcams Kids is what the next generation is growing up on.
We’ve been doomed technology has lot of bad things
Romans 10:9
If you declare with your mouth,Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved 🥳💕
@Terry Bogard Nah, I main Mythra.
@@Brichanise.Nicole how about _no_
It's all cuz of that susan wabbajack
@@Brichanise.Nicole - posted via technology
This looks like a concept for a horror game where you try to shoot a target but realize it's your loved one
Well I think that duck season did that already
Parents show this to your kids to make them smart in the earliest age possible.
“I want to show you the wonders of imagination. Just jump into my mouth.”
*literally eats them*
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@@MaskedArabFan literally almost everyone does that.
Vore
Vore
Lol
The weird part is you’d actually find shit like this on CZcams Kids
@JACOB H bruh that sounds horrible
this is the chaos we need
Yes, Totally recommended. Accurate subtitles and extraordinary animation! 10/10!
Wow, looks like the mom of Phineas and Ferb adopted Cocomelon baby instead.
*S Y O T E H T D N A*
Is this why in the Phineas and Ferb video, they're trying to make another mom?
Edit: I've watched the video for a recap and it seems I've mistaken, they were making another sister.
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i like how this was more scary than any existing jaystation video
*more like gaystation*
@@squash589 BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL
More like PLAYSTATION
Jaystations videos aren't even scary there trash
“MOM I WANT TO PLAY THE TOYS “ got me💀
when the red thing said I will show you wonders of imagination, just jump into my mouth the kid literally was forced to, he is not who moved, the red thing is who moved, and he just eats the kid 😂
"i will show you the wonders of imagination, just jump into my mouth"
*proceeds to literally inhale the kid*
*s h o o t m e w i t h y o u r b a n a n a g u n*
*D O I T N O W . I T S F U N*
*h a h a n i c e s h o t*
*W O P S*
@@TheKaunonster y o u f o u n d t h e b a d e n d i n g
“Shoot me with your banana gun
Do it now it’s fun”
Oh, the poetry is a deadly beautiful!!
"Keep going"
yeah.....thats right :O
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Help, the fact that my 5 year old brother used to watch this video on repeat all the time
Bro this baby is so freaking scary and the way the banana says 'ha ha' 😂
“Mom , can we watch the Matrix?”
“We have Matrix at home...”
The Matrix at home: 1:10
Lol
haha
This is better then the matrix
*shoot me with your banana gun*
Like the song
this is something out of a literal horror movie
especially with the part before mom opens the box of regret
ok but i seriously need a second part to this
I want to have lucid dreams like this.
Jack-Jack really went full Griffith with the red ball
you are verified
You
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@@mainasienna he provide meme explain
ok
Imagine reading about this in the news:
Kid gets high on imagination and shoots at fictional sucidial banana which happens to be his mom.
🤣
That was scare me
@@farhan162 me too
that is scare level beyond the
Sounds like some story on My Story Animated or something or that sorts
Bro youtube kids be for real like this💀💀💀
Good video dude keep up the good work
I was waiting for surreal entertainment to do this ever since this became a trend 😂
yesss
Same
What's CZcams Kids? Is it just the CZcams for Kids app cos I don't get this
@@EvilDan2023 the joke of youtube kids, it's an app for kids and all of the vids there a legit cringe
@@hima131 thanks for explaining. I didn't get it either.
That ending at the end was genuinely something to think about.
When the baby goes to the weirdcore place
Beautiful. Incredible. Heartwarming. Breathtaking, even.
Indeed, a traumatic story
Yes.
Every comment on the CZcams kid Videos😂
wow-
NO, you are breathtaking!
My Mom: The internet is a very dangerous place
Me: *You’re right…*
My Mom: Be careful what you watch
Me years later: 👁👄👁
Bro got diabetes from going in that ball💀💀💀💀💀
Banana: shoot me with your banana gun.
Baby: Try’s to shoot the banana.
Banana: running for his life and hoping he doesn’t shoot him
I love how this trend uses Surreal Entertainment’s videos as fake CZcams kids clips. This is very meta
They also use videos of a channel called Really3D.
Demonic baby: *Mama I want to play with the toys... NOW*
Call them by their real names
Demonic baby: off brand jak jak
Mama: phineas's Mom on crack
Ehhh-eeeyaahhhhhhhjhhhhhhh 😩😭
That... Did happen.
Wait how does this have 110?
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Oh god...
Edit: I need more images for a vid I'm making, is there a way you can put a link to the "Candyland" background image and/or the music from that part in the desc, or is that something you made? By the way, if the goal of this video was to scare the viewer/provide the viewer with a strange liminal feeling, then good job!
I want this to be a full length movie
"When kid first time using vr head set"
Kid: *this gun is realistic*
these videos have gotten to the point where they are genuinely scaring me
Same
Were they not before?? 😂
that was actually pretty cool, and *surreal*
I’ve never been so terrified in my life
I feel like this is what teens in 2028 will say:
Omg this was such a scary vid when i watched it when i was little!
*Just like how we were traumatized of Happy Tree Friends back when we were little...*
get out of my head get out of my head GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Get OuT oF mY HeAd
dont remind me that!!!
Yup
I wasn't even terrified so I liked it, I always watched it
Fun fact: surreal's vids are creepier than any 20's horror games
2k likes lets go hahaha
@@pirilon78 you wouldn't get it
@@pirilon78 welcome to the internet
@@pirilon78 It's a meme and no one's wooshing you
@@pirilon78 says the guy who likes night core dubstep and anime games
NO HE IS RIGHT
Literally 100% accurate.
"I will show you the wonders of imagination. Just jump into my mouth!"
*proceeds to eat the child*
At this point I should just get CZcams kids because youtube is making this a friendlier app even though they still already have a CZcams kids
rip the coco music video
Please don't CZcams Kids is hell, CZcams Kids made COPPA strike at CZcams too so we can't comment or do things on certain videos
Lmao
Yeah so whats the point of making CZcams kids
This is less terrifying than the real CZcams kids stuff
You are right
Yes
I beg to differ, but this comment is probably a joke so-
@@echothefreak9396 No, CZcams Kids REALLY is scary. Some videos are so repetitive and oneiric that they appear to be auto-generated by bots. Specially the videos involving "Among us", Elsa getting an "injection of worms" into her belly, Scary teacher, etc...
@@ichigonixsun or the worst act of all: Spider-Man and elsa
The lore be going wild in this video
The Baby's teeth is actually Disturbing for me to look but great animation by the way:)
i don‘t know if this was the right choice to watch before going to sleep..
So how was the dream?
@@richthelegend1016 they haven't slept yet, still haunted by this video
same bro
My rooms lights were open because of this vidio
And i sleep whit my daddy
@@Doruk_KINIK um youtube kids moment.
“Shoot me With your Banana gun”
The Baby: *Proceeds To T-pose Run While Shooting with Banana gun*
Why this isn’t hearted
1:37 why does this music actually manage to make me feel sad?
The animation is just another type of art, but the lore is deep, i never seen a guy convert theese two things so perfectly(to dumbies who didnt understand the lore:the lore is that a kid in his imagination expected his mom as a banana and a Glock with a regular banana, as in the result he killed his own mother.)
Future generations are gonna have a hard time studying this humor in history class.
Do they study what sort of jokes they made in the 1800s and 1900s in public schools now even? All I've ever seen going to school in the 90s and 2000s was talk of big historical events like the Civil War and Slavery and Cold War propaganda
It should be the opposite, we will have a hard time studying our grandkids’ sense of humour
@@HeidenLam the boomers only had a hard time because memes didn’t exist back then.
@@HeidenLam wait. Do you think future generations will think a static screen is funny?
@@sm69animations34 Well we are already thinking that a cyan square inside a red rectangle is funny
Redball: just jump into my mouth
0,03 seconds later
Also Redball: forget it, i'll do it myself
Ngl this is good quality work
This scares me more than fanf jumpscares
Remember kids, when a stranger asks you to shoot him with your banana gun, you say *N O*
Thanks for the advice bro!
I think the opposite
@@davidholmes280 *Y E S*
Lost Silver: (Earrape) Am I dead yet?
Especially if it is in this creepy alive ball's mouth
this video has significantly more effort than any youtube kids video
Yep CZcams kids videos are like this not
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True
I knew what the plot twist was going to be but i still enjoyed it.
This is scarier then any horror movie
Theory: This is baby Phineas. Phineas was always a gifted child with a wild imagination, but also a bit of a psychotic side. He built that ball toy that he goes into his mouth to practice shooting things. The reason why Phineas’ biological dad isn’t on the show isn’t because of divorce....but because he shot his father with a banana gun. He didn’t like his father so he decided to build a brother and father. The brother would only say one line and never disagree with him...and the new stepfather would be a calm British dude who wouldn’t get weirded out or upset with Phineas’ inventions. Once the mom found out about it...she locked him in a dark room with only a box so that this demon child would die of starvation....which is why she was so cold when he wanted to “play with the toy.” Phineas had outsmarted his mother and went into the ball’s mouth so he could enter a simulation. Phineas still loved his mother though which is why he made her look like a banana in the simulation. Once that happened...he built a new mother that would never suspect him building anything evil and wouldn’t believe anyone who told her what he and his brother built. Candace was the only one who knew about this and was struck with grief and depression which is why she made it her goal to bust her brothers. Phineas had already taken control of the government and law enforcement by then....and brainwashed the town’s kids and adults. The only ones who aren’t brainwashed are The fireside girls, Candace, and Doofenshmirtz. The reason why the fireside girls aren’t brainwashed are because the leader of all the fireside troupes knew of a prophecy of the demon boy, so she told all the troupes to hide in a bunker and pretend to be brainwashed. The reason why Isabella comes over every day and asks Phineas “Whatcha doin’ “ is because she is a fireside spy...who has a surveillance camera in one of her patches and she takes visual and audio recordings of Phineas’ plans and evil inventions. She pretends to have a crush on him that everyone else knows of so that no one in town can suspect her. Doofenshmirtz also isn’t brainwashed because he is secretly Phineas’ real father that made a clone of himself to pretend to be dead. Doofenshmirtz also had a previous family with Charlene....but had left to be with Linda. Once Phineas found out that he hadn’t actually killed his father.....he created O.W.C.A. and all of it’s animal agents that he sends to Doofenshmirtz and other scientists labs that are plotting against him. He sent his best animal agent, Perry. The reason why Doofenshmirtz makes all these “evil” inventions is so he can take control of the Tri-state area, and once he is in charge...he can un-brainwash his ex-wife, Vanessa, his brother, and everyone else across the United States. Eventually Phineas captures everyone who rebelled against him...which is why in the act your age episode Candace had made peace with her brothers (because she was actually the robot Phineas had made of her), His biological father quit “evil” and had a mid-life crisis...and also why Isabella and Phineas “fell in love” cause he brainwashed her into liking him because he secretly liked her that whole time. In the end...Phineas, “the demon boy” wins and is in control of the 2D world. He plans on taking control of the 3D world.
This comment was so incredibly incredible that I want to shove and incredibly long q-tip with incredibly strong preserving agent incredibly far down my ear to preserve the parts of my brain that weren’t incredibly affected by this comment.
But that's just a Theory... A Film Theory! Thanks for Watching!
Edit: there i fixed it like 8 months later
Damn-
@@RealBroccoliRob is that a compliment or sarcasm lol-
Mental asylum? We found the one that escaped
My little cousin watch youtube kids, i can say this is pretty accurate
Stop him!
Nice shot
Show your cousin mickey mouse clubhouse or looney Toons instead of youtube kids.
this genuinely made me happy
This guy could turn a fall guys video into a horror short
he’s getting better… I don’t know if that’s a good or a bad thing
Yes
A good one
Good
It's The worst good thing has ever happend as beutifull as this paradox I guss XD
this comment is a meme right?
why does everyone keep saying the same copy paste message
"he's getting better i don't know if thats a good or bad thing"
Is this a bot account?
i think youre a bot
yeah nah this is a bot account, theres no way people just walk to their conputer and type this up
out of pure coincidence on all surreal entertainments vids
please stop spamming these comments
Can we just appreciate how he casually adds 1000 creepiness points
I was not expecting that ending
i kept pausing it randomly thinking i would get jumpscared lol
I’ve been watching the channel since the spring of 2019 and it has been progressively getting more strange and nightmarish
Yeah same I just checked up on it I haven’t watched it in like 2 years. Wth happened
It all started with spunch bob
my interpretation: the mum worked for the government for a while. while working for the government however, she learned something she wasn't supposed to know. when her employers found out about it, she had to go on the run. then the government drugged the kid and gave it a gun, finishing her off so the secret would stay secret
This is the best comment I saw
The child's mother might be getting into some kind of crippling addiction after some kind of tragedy,it might be her divorce that happened a few times after she gave born to the child (which has abnormally many teeth) and her husband may see it as some kind of imperfection and she left the kid alone in her (storage) room just to hallucinate by his own while she gets herself high by the drugs in the boxes,then after a few times,the kid is kinda curious why his mother kept opening the "toy" boxes and while her mom is was in a tired an dizzy condition,she gave the kid her "toys",she mistook it with the child's lollipop and the children gets high,then in children's now high vision,he sees nothing but a lollipop tree amidst a sugar sands,this might have been caused by his mom always giving him lots of candy in order to him to make his teeth falling off,and partly because his mom locked him in an empty,dark storage room so that he didn't know any life outside the cold,empty and dark void that her mom called room,then after a few times "running" through and "out" of the storage room,he accidentally stumbled upon a gun that her mom used as a weapon to defend "herself" (she might as well be an overtly paranoid women partly due to her addiction) and after hearing a gunshot,she runs across the whole house and gets shot by her own son,ending her miserable paranoia and drug addiction atlast,while after a few days,her child goes back to normal again,not knowing that he "accidentally" killed his mother,and either dying of starvation,or being caught by the cops and sent to an orphanage, not knowing what he did...
Why is this so disgustingly horrifying
Incredible.breathtaking.amazing.
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