Archer. Opening scene from the episode "Stage Two"

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  • čas přidán 30. 03. 2014
  • I do not own any rights to this video. Property of FX. Archer Season 2 Episode 8

Komentáře • 160

  • @phousefilms
    @phousefilms Před 4 lety +205

    I love how Lana yells "What the shit?!!!"

  • @lauraleon9332
    @lauraleon9332 Před 6 lety +293

    "So...is that why you're being such a BITCH?!" Best line ever!

  • @SergeantExtreme
    @SergeantExtreme Před 7 lety +903

    Got to love how Lana Kane is the only one with enough balls to stand up to Mallory Archer. Not even Sterling would dare do such a thing.

    • @kyubeycoobie3568
      @kyubeycoobie3568 Před 6 lety +23

      SingleChubbyBunny Rivera "If your dad is older"
      repeat that, but slowly

    • @candy77266
      @candy77266 Před 5 lety +6

      @@kyubeycoobie3568 I think he meant if your dad is older than your mom than chances are you will date older men.

    • @SpankSandwitch99
      @SpankSandwitch99 Před 5 lety +20

      That was true at this point, and it really reinforced how Lana was one of the most capable characters. But I love how several seasons later, and now everyone's got their own way of dealing with her.
      Cheryl is too scary (and rich) for Mallory to directly target, Pam's self confidence and gross demeanor make her more resistant than most to Mallory's insults (plus she's had sex with Mallory and beaten her up on different occasions, not to mention still called her a bitch even after learning about her cancer).
      I think Ray and Gillette are the only ones that can't handle her consistently or at all.

    • @abnormalnox
      @abnormalnox Před 5 lety

      Pam almost best her ass once

    • @gabybop
      @gabybop Před 5 lety +3

      The women are the only ones with balls in that office.

  • @okrajoe
    @okrajoe Před 7 lety +350

    Never make small talk with the boss - or your farm gets flooded.

    • @lonestonergaming
      @lonestonergaming Před 3 lety +3

      I read that the moment Mallory did it. 😄🤣😄 That's cold Comedy. 🤣

  • @old4mat
    @old4mat Před 8 lety +493

    I love how Pam's still eating her cake. lol

  • @saraweeknds
    @saraweeknds Před 3 lety +304

    I always liked Malory, but this is when she crossed the line. I felt so bad for Pam. The way the cute farmer melts and the fact that she made it for her dad breaks my heart.

    • @tahraethestoryteller6079
      @tahraethestoryteller6079 Před 2 lety +23

      It might’ve been for the best since he’s a diabetic
      Still that was cruel

    • @some_metalhead
      @some_metalhead Před 2 lety +6

      At least she got to eat it.

    • @waffle8364
      @waffle8364 Před rokem +3

      I don't think Pam really cared much on account she was only crying because it reminded her of a real tragic event. She even questioned if it were even a good gift anyway for her dad. Pam is tough

    • @bobsaget1164
      @bobsaget1164 Před rokem +2

      She had it coming plan your schedule ahead of time leaving room for both personal and profession and always do your work first. Especially if your boss orders you to plus her family treats her like ass.

    • @Saber23
      @Saber23 Před rokem +1

      Cry me a river bruh

  • @kyubeycoobie3568
    @kyubeycoobie3568 Před 6 lety +145

    I love Pam lol, she's such a savage

  • @alisondiskin3889
    @alisondiskin3889 Před 7 lety +204

    Poor pammy 😢

  • @McDuffin
    @McDuffin Před 4 lety +87

    Every time I think Cheryl is my favorite, Pam happens.

  • @kaidendodson6895
    @kaidendodson6895 Před 6 lety +348

    (Pam crying, sobbing)
    Hey, hey, now, come on, honey.
    It's just like the farm flooded in real life!
    Only tiny and sweet!

  • @ignaciocampos6148
    @ignaciocampos6148 Před 4 lety +34

    "Is just like when the farm flooded in real life, only tiny and sweeeet..."
    Pam.

  • @touremuhammad5983
    @touremuhammad5983 Před 2 lety +31

    Pam: “Is that why you’re being such a bitch?!”
    Me: I mean, in this case, yes.

  • @Ghostpen_99
    @Ghostpen_99 Před 5 lety +76

    2:15 through 2:20 was the funniest 5 seconds ever in television 😂🤣

  • @jakehackney1718
    @jakehackney1718 Před 5 lety +44

    Pam is the best thing about Archer,
    but Kreiger is cool too

  • @alecnelson8506
    @alecnelson8506 Před 2 lety +8

    That poor tiny sweet little farmer, as he reach out to go from hello to help me!

  • @traintrack3761
    @traintrack3761 Před rokem +8

    i love the way Lana WHAT THE SHIT?! 🤣

  • @phousefilms
    @phousefilms Před 7 lety +10

    Lmao. "WHAT THE SHIT?!!!" "Is that why you're being such a BEETTTCHH?!!!"

  • @Robert.R.83
    @Robert.R.83 Před 7 lety +114

    why in the hell did Cyril have to punch all those cards by hand? i mean obviousy the computer was down but punch cards?? really?? does their office run on UNIVAC???

    • @neonlights8012
      @neonlights8012 Před 7 lety +48

      Robert R have you seen their technology

    • @AscendtionArc
      @AscendtionArc Před 7 lety +25

      Nobodies willing to take responsibility for updating major systems. That's why a lot of banks have modern machines emulating ones from decades ago.

    • @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932
      @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 Před 6 lety +60

      The show intentionally keeps the time period messed up. They have the internet, but 80's computers. They can go to space, and Krieger's lab has tech that doesn't even exist in the real world (yet), but they don't have smartphones. The Soviet Union exists, but so do modern movies made after the fall of the Soviets.

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 Před 6 lety +5

      Nmotsch idontwannagivemyrealname
      It is set in the 80's but they have some good tech

    • @howardminkler484
      @howardminkler484 Před 5 lety +5

      @@the_dropbear4392 then how did Archer know Dane cook?

  • @jessicajayes8326
    @jessicajayes8326 Před 5 lety +18

    Then she gets jealous when Sterling gets sick.

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 Před 2 lety +7

    The lack of care Pam has is perfect

    • @cobraelectric
      @cobraelectric Před rokem +1

      Well, Mallory did destroy Pam's gift for her father's birthday. "SO, is that why you are being such a bitch?"

  • @zoidboy1569
    @zoidboy1569 Před rokem +1

    0:17 her comment was priceless

  • @brianban110
    @brianban110 Před 11 měsíci +2

    the last 3 seasons lost this biting back and forth

  • @zidanetribal8619
    @zidanetribal8619 Před 7 lety +60

    What the shit!?

  • @jerryramos4267
    @jerryramos4267 Před rokem

    The line between this and the white house is non existence

  • @nicholasheredia4235
    @nicholasheredia4235 Před 6 lety +23

    1:19 WHAT THE SHIT?!?!?! 😠

  • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
    @skwisgarskwigelf7191 Před 7 lety +4

    "So is that why you're being such a BITCH?" 🤣

  • @Kovugamez
    @Kovugamez Před 3 lety +8

    I died laughing when Malory said than in the elevator

  • @Redstar2613
    @Redstar2613 Před 5 lety +29

    Why hasn't Cyril quit?

  • @TonySinyaev
    @TonySinyaev Před 3 lety +25

    So Mallory was completely right, cause for *diabetic* it would be shitiest gift ever! She totally eliminated this from happening without even knowing the whole story - classic Mallory plus isn't this just wonderful for all of them?
    Reminding you just about the fact that Pamela, being a person who cares, basically wrong in both work and friendly behavior

  • @taurus_chic_88
    @taurus_chic_88 Před 11 měsíci

    Poor Pam 😭

  • @edra3118
    @edra3118 Před 3 lety +1

    Pam: "So, is that why you're being such a bitch"

  • @L.Fenton
    @L.Fenton Před 4 lety +2

    Pam: Soooo, is that why you're being such a bitch?!
    XD

  • @tahahormozan
    @tahahormozan Před 7 lety +1

    Is it for pink Ribon

  • @havemercy4345
    @havemercy4345 Před 2 lety +1

    Close but no cigar. [Also pay no attention].

  • @SolusDarkcoat
    @SolusDarkcoat Před 4 lety +8

    She's eating marzipan drenched in coffee.... I wanna vomit...

  • @victoriathorne8252
    @victoriathorne8252 Před rokem +1

    Hilariously

  • @tonyfandango8182
    @tonyfandango8182 Před 4 lety +6

    wrong answer

  • @alexludavertigo6926
    @alexludavertigo6926 Před 2 lety +1

    2:15

  • @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168

    If only she didn't kill her husband
    Oh yanand spoilers

  • @e3breadman5843
    @e3breadman5843 Před rokem

    1:21

  • @xxxswavosupremegod
    @xxxswavosupremegod Před rokem +1

    this looks like a show in gta

  • @neilfleming2787
    @neilfleming2787 Před 2 lety

    that logo over Mallory's face just ruins this clip

  • @tarifrkkrkrjjkgkgkg4814

    T

  • @briandaleske5139
    @briandaleske5139 Před 6 lety +4

    FIRST OFF THIS IS A SEPARATE SUBJECT & It Is An Idea That I Have For A Future Creation Of Season Ten Of ARCHER:
    Now here is my idea for a future Season Ten of (ARCHER) an for starters the main character Sterling Archer wakes up from his deep coma; An to add two hours later he is told that he has been in a very long coma for a year an a half since the case in Hollywood.
    To add (Mr.Archer) decides that he wants to cut down on his alcohol drinking, and to add he has a sudden realization that he must start keeping his distance from his mother, and also to add must try to help his mother find some new guy for her to date.
    Plus to add while (Mr.Archer) was in his coma, all 5 or 6 of the bullets that were once in him were removed from his body, and to add his liver was removed & then replaced with a new one, and also to add his ex-girlfriend who is that mother of his daughter has made a few new friends.
    Now to add as well, the mad scientist (Dr.Creguar) has gone back to trying to start up his own side business, and he has gotten help from some very interesting people, and also to add these very interesting people’s were willing to help him out with a few of his very important science projects.

  • @zoidboy1569
    @zoidboy1569 Před rokem

    Only one I felt sorry for was Cyril

  • @Aceshot-uu7yx
    @Aceshot-uu7yx Před rokem

    1:20