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- George W. Bush dons his superhero costume to defeat the evil Iranian nuclear threat.
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"Negotiating with terrorists is for Democrats!" I fucking lost it.
+Rampage Gamer And thats why kids like you who think its hilarious to make fun of the LGBT community even though you do it because you love your shit god (That has no proof of existence) are completely incompetent on the situation. Would your u rather have peace or war? What's that, you want war because negotiating is for "Queers?" Yea think next time before you say something that stupid you moron.
+Rampage Gamer your u meant you*
+Matt Tate Calm your taint
rofl stereotype
Funding them is ok for both parties though
Man the Bush years were just a golden age for comedy weren't they.
***** the man of bush
***** Golden age for comedy, but not a golden age for politics.
+WackyJack322 Wait for Trump 2016!! Its going to be platinum age of comedy!!
Lightnng4563 I know. Just imagine the jokes we could make!!! the comedy!!! lol
I think you never see anybody makes jokes like this about Obama on these comedy shows.
"or as you say, adios"
omfg
👍
Chinese don't say adios
@Argument Starter 2.0 username checks out
Somehow, some furry just had a stroke
Gotta love how the continents and countries are labeled from outer-space.
They had to be, or he wouldn't know where to send the missiles.
+Dennis Ritchie The world Russia was mostly on Krap-a.... I mean Kazakhstan .
Seeing the level of Geography in the every day citizen of the U.S. , it is no shock .
+anthuny stallings Krap-a-stan Krap-a-stan! You very nice place.......
Dennis Ritchie prolly where all the worlds money went into
"So long threat to America's economy, or as you say 'Adios.' " Gets me everytime.😂
Not going to lie, if this was an actual comic book series I'd be reading the hell out of Captain Texas.
"solong America's threat to economy... or as you say, adios!"
I died
+Liam Carr Yeah Fuck You Sun !!!!
+ookami571 Hah Hah Hah Yeah I'm the President
That's how I'm gonna fix global warming too captain texas style
+blackheart456 wha NOOOOOOOOOOOO burning alive!!!!!
Here i go (rips clothes n half then jumps out the window) HEYAAA UHOH!! (lands on a car)
This is an accurate depiction of how we handle terrorists
Propaganda video by the U.S. Government to demoralize prisoners in Guantanamo Bay (2003, Colorized)
The United States of America is run by idiots, douchebags and man-babies.
President Obama would suck them off.
I wish.
by getting naked and jumping out a window?
Robot Chicken usually does stop motion, but for this sketch, I think they just set up camera's in Bush's oval office.
Better run, they may be onto you!
Matt S oh piss off and stop ruining our comedy
Remember when bush was president, I miss those days
@@TuxedMask Gross.
@@TuxedMask same. He was just sooo memeable… and the state of the world was just an overall better place (no plandemic, no tik tok, etc!
"That's How I'm Gonna Fix Global Warmin' Too!" *Throws man into lit fireplace*
Captain Texas
AHHHHH BURNIN ALIVE!!!
Here I go
*Rips clothes off and bursts through glass window*
"Heyaw!- uh oh"
Obama was right, limit the population and burn those who do not share in the ideology best befitting a future against global warming. Actually, nvm. I shoulda just referenced Hitler lol. It is kinda my account name 😅
Every time Bush chuckles with that "he-he-he!" I just burst into laughter.
Seraphim227 totally agree with that...especially in the 'Jedi in chief' skit.
"He-he-he tacos rule."
As a Texan this is very accurate
When he rips off his clothes and jumps out the window that has me laughing so hard
"Yeah, fuck you, sun!" Is my favorite line ever.
The W stands for Whoopass
"No!!!!! Burning alive!"
Mister Origin The way he said it like that while burning alive cracks me up LOL
So much burning death in this one...
1:45
I love how Condie just punches that guy and throws him in the fire.
I found it so randomly funny that everyone died by being thrown into a fire.
George W. Bush must be the best Pokemon player, he apparently bred a Charizard with a Snorlax! (That, or he is really bad at reading)
Three guesses which is the right answer and the first two don't count.
Josh Porter what???
Copyrights on pokemans names
That, ot he's surprisingly good at hacking the games.
Or it just simply happen to be the actual nickname for his Pokémon lol 😂
Captain Texas, Iron Cheney, and Super Palin! MOVIE NEEDED NOW!!!
Dont forget... Kaptain Kissinger
W stands for Hope :P
I don't have any doubts this is probably what the actual Bush presidency was like in the office... X3
Please don't vote.. Ever..
Joshua Jones Oh, come on, can't you notice satire when you see it? If not, I don't think you should even be watching Robot Chicken to begin with.
CatMaster90001 I'm sorry but what you wrote in this comments section was neither remotely nor conceptually close the satire.
"Satire: a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule." - Dictionary.com
Please, when someone criticizes you for a bad joke, please don't hide behind a literary genre of which you have no grounds on which to claim refuge.
TL;DR I agree Bush was a twat, but that's not a sarcastic comment.
ShapezPuller64 Okay, so you agree with me, but still tell me "don't vote... Ever..." ... What the hell? I don't get it.
CatMaster90001 I was saying that you can't defend your point by simply saying "Oh, you mustn't understand satire. Because my comment was defiantly satire." when it had nothing intrinsically satirical about it..
I agreed with the point that Bush was an idiot (a point nearly everyone can concede) but not to your statement being satirical in nature.
Captain Texas is better than Captain America.
and more accurate too (considering captain america only applies to USA instead of the entire north and south america)
drsteiner12 sooooo he's captain middle part of North America.....xD
I never liked that guy....xD
***** maybe Captain USA? Still, I like the concept of a politically incorrect Super Hero named Captain Texas. Looks like something I would of appreciated watching on Watchmen. Having it be based off G.W.Bush and Dick Chaney would make even more over the top and epic, the one man who can drink side by side with the Comedian.
***** well its true
+drsteiner12 I'm a United Statsmen, ok no sounds awful, everyone in the world knows what we mean when we say we are American.
The "W" is officially for, "Well.. here comes your ass kickin!" In my book lmao
I honestly really miss Captain Texas right now.
When Bush jumped out the window, I lost it
I miss the Bush Jr skits! LOL
Yeah they were the greatest!
"Made Possible From A Generous Gift From the Vladimir Putin Foundation" lmao
Wait, was this about the Obama Presidency?
More like Clinton Foundation considering their Uranium One dealings...
Andrew Barnett not debunked completely... just it wasnt 20%. Also the most updated report showed the Clinton Foundation really did receive funds, from a Russian official named Vadim Mikerin, and thus the investigation was reopened.
@@mehoyminoy1326 And no quid pro quo or wrong doing was found which is why no criminal charges have been issued. For what Hannity called “the biggest scandal in America history” seems to be pretty lacking of a scandal speaking FBI and Justice Department investigations came up with nothing
So no still more like Trumps boss Putin, sorry ex boss now that he’s fired after losing the election by millions of votes
@ Putin has turned Russia in the opposite direction. The hope of the 90’s is gone and now Russia is back to a dictatorship. They’re becoming increasingly involved in world events such as the 2016 election inference and the 2020 attempted hacking of the Biden campaign
Did anyone else expected him to throw the third nuclear missele to Russia?
I thought he would send atleast one to Mexico lol
Yep
How in the hell did he find a charlax?
+19fable He bred a Charizard with a Snorlax
And what the hell is Pokeflame
+19fable That information is on a need to know basis.
ahhh!!! burning alive!
Shiny breading
“Negotiating with terrorists is for democrats!”
😂😂😂 as a Democrat I thought this was funny
unbeknownst to captain texas, he has created his archnemesis nuclear texas man!!!
1:47 to 1:56
And that was the last we ever saw of him.
No, REALLY, he never shows up again after this
Torterra Is that a reference to something or is this actually the last sketch George Bush appeared in?
Thomas D Both.
The first sentence is a line used in Family Guy, but this is the last skit he appears in.
What actually is going through George w bushes head
Eh... he wasn't dumb enough to vote for Trump, so he's not the dumbest person in the world (that would be the current president).
Nah. More like something like this: czcams.com/video/Zvhw9BSURGg/video.html
@@Pikkabuu czcams.com/video/K8E_zMLCRNg/video.html This is what is in his head now.
Because he is dead. RIP Bush.
@@moonkingdomify So after several years of ripping him off for being the dumbest president, now all of the sudden he's not the stupid one to Not vote for Trump? Yeaaa and that would make him really smart for possibly voting for Hillary like his dad....
Makes *total* sense.
@@Zimmathon I mean, he didn't vote for Hillary though (I mean, she wouldn't be much better but she'd still be better). But the idea is that Bush isn't clever... like, at all. And even he knew not to vote for Trump.
I thought he was gonna throw one of the nukes at Africa lol.
I was hoping.
@@RobPainless Keep the dream alive.
Trump probably has a personalized daily comic book; one with no words, only pictures.
Lol man this never gets old.
Seems historically accurate... at least that last part
I died when he didn't know what the W in his name was. XD
"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.'
George W. Bush
His ineptness at remembering even the most rudimentary of sayings is staggering. When I was a kid I had a talking doll that was smarter than this moron. If it hadn’t been for Trump you could’ve easily convinced me that Bush was a government experiment in artificial stupidity.
We need Captain Texas today 😭😭
One of the best robot chicken episodes
He couldn't even say "W stands for 'Whupass'!"?
I love that the guy is burning in both versions of that story.
The Bush version of Mcree
As a native of Texas, I don't care that I'm a Democrat. I fucking support this.
Texans for captain Texas!
The more subtle joke about this sketch: Bush is actually IN the Oval Office, ie Washington DC, and NOT at his ranch in Texas. Haha! :-)
Must've been when Dubya was on his many coke binges. *LMAO!!!*
Yes, to help children die! Lol
ALL the children in the WORLD
The money I would pay to see Captain Texas the movie, double if George W. Plays himself.
Oh my god, I would love to watch a Captain Texas show.
"Or as you say, Audios!"
I died of laughter.
"Negotiatin' with terrorists is for Democrats"... unfortunately, truer words have never been spoken.
might want to look up Ronald Reagan and iran contra.
Inventing terrorists is for republicans AND democrats xD
republicans ; finding terrorists anywhere or making them up so your son can die at the other side of the world with your tax dollars since forever
Dashiell Lockhart and liberals find sexism and victim complexes everything while they want to mmonitor everything you do so both sides are evil :P just the left has manage to demonize the right to make them look good when both sides are idiots
Don't escalate the problem vs. escalating the problem.
I mean we shouldn't be putting people through military training due to the literal torture that goes on.
Bush looks like the Spirit of 76'.
I miss the Bush years... we were so naive back then...
The W stands for Whoop ass. Missed opportunity.
"AAAUUUGGGGHHHH!
Burning alive!"
Sounds like something out of the animes xD
1:10 "MADE POSSIBLE by a GENEROUS GIFT from the Vladimir Putin Foundation" Omfg.
We need Captain Texas in the Injustice game NOW!
the W stands for... Warrior!
The Bush we wanted but didn't have.
🎩 *"I'M GEORGE W. BUSH AND THE 'W' STANDS FOR WA....WA.... WELL HERE COMES YOUR ASS KICKING."* 🎩
I lost it when Bush said "negotatin' with terrorists is fer Democrats!"
That Healthcare isn't free, I think you're thinking Canada.
Dear Stoopid Buddy Studios, That part where Captain Texas blows up the sun, shouting "YEAH, (bleep) YOU, SUN!!!" really made me laugh my butt off! And the other part where Bush rips off the clothes, butt naked, jumps off the window then got knocked the heck out by his limousine off screened at the end, also makes me laugh so harder than I expected! That was FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! I really love the B**** Pudding moments, the Palpatine moments, and the George W. Bush moments from Robot Chicken! I really wish I can work with Seth Green and Matthew Senreich as a greatest part of the crew for the Robot Chicken team! But first, I have to finish school in the present, because I am about to finish the last grade as a senior, next year. And whether I'm working for Robot Chicken, I would like to put a very special thanks to the teachers and the staff, from Chapin High School, and my classmates from Mr. Wagner's class, and my best friends, Olivia Verner, Douglas (Doug) Potter, and my great friend, Elyhana Reynoso. And I'm also gonna put special thanks to my Mom (Miranda), my Dad (Philip), my big sister, Sierra, and my little brother, Ethan. And finally, I will put a dedication to my Nanny (Faye Craven who got diagnosed with cancer, and passed away in 2016, surrounded by my mom and my sister) and to my best cousin Josh Burnsed (passed away in 2013) to honor their loving memory of them, loving and missing them very much as a family to me. And so, for next year, I will continue my journey to make my own destiny. Thank you guys at Stoopid Buddy Studios for making us laugh with Robot Chicken segments that I love, it would make me happier. Keep up the great work. This is Taylor Rushing, and I approve this comment by being the greatest family member for the last 17 years. And when the time goes by next year, I will get there, somehow. - Taylor Rushing
Im a Republican but this is hilarious lol
I'm hilarious and I find this republican
Gentlemen Bandit your a fucking idiot who should be embarrassed that this man child represented your politics and ideals
0:50 fuck Democrats!
Same
@@runxthexjewels
2 words Jimmy Carter
Captain Texas should have a sidekick called Oklahoma Joe
Oi i live in Oklahoma 😡
Written on the rockets:
"MADE POSSIBLE by a Generous Gift from the Vladimir Putin Foundation."
1:10
Oh man, I don't know if Seth Green can see into the future or some kind of super aware genius but he was pretty spot on about who Putin is.
George W. Bush was literally one of our greatest presidents just due to him being himself
And he's now dead. May he rest in peace.
@@AnonymousFrogNG no his not you thinking of George H W Bush his father
In this universe the go to murder weapon is a fireplace.
Taste poke-flame Chur-lax! XD
Hero is not a strong enough word to describe him
And this is how george bush sees the world. Now it makes sense, this is how seth green got his inspiration.
I like how the San Jacinto Monument is right outside the window.
Fuck yeah, captain Texas lol
Is it bad I'd totally watch this if it were a show?
Very super funny Robot Chicken & Captain Texas 👍🏻🇺🇸🤩🚀🌞💥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actual documentary about Condoleeza Rice’s strategy for dealing with Bush
Next, Captain Boiled Peanuts!
This is actually a fairly accurate depiction of Dubya
Strangely more dignified than Trump’s entire single term.
I miss him.
Remember when we were only afraid of Bush being kind of an idiot? I miss those days...
A perfect example of how good of a president Bush really was.
1:10 the missiles has Putin's name in it probably should've send the missile back to Russia.
Who would've thought the best way to get rid of George Bush was make him read comics?
If only that had been how the war actually went...you know, minus the suddenly-blue sun going supernova.
Captain Texas style!
i wonder if comic books were actually how they told him about world issues. that would be hilarious.
Why did they name Russia if he wasn't gonna destroy it?
1:34 when the sunlight gets too much on my face while chilling in the car
Finally a worthy opponent to challenge MegaMind
666 comments, excluding mine.
But I love how they say "burning alive" while burning alive. They seem so calm. I would scream and cry like a little girl if I was burning alive.
The funniest part of this whole skit (and which I'm not sure the creators quite caught the irony of) is that 0:33 to 1:10 is a 100% accurate and truthful representation of the United Nations, George W Bush, and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
10/10 would Captain Texas again.
This isn’t even a parody. This is pretty much how W. Views himself.
This should have its own show! it would be the best AS would offer.
"Made possible by a generous donation from the Vladimir Putin Foundation."
Remember when this was a joke because the president actually didn't expect to be delivered comic books to make policy decisions?
Still is a joke
That ending! 😂😂😂😂
I remember when this happened. It was in all the papers.
sigh. i miss mocking the president. really the only joke i could make about Barrack is his stuttering and obvious signs of reading of a teleprompter.
That and he put up with a congress that refused to work with him for 6 years.
yeah, i'm kind of sick of their shit. i honestly feel more compelled to say "the President" or "Barrack" because the word "Obama" has become white noise.
if you ever catch yourself watching/listening to any form of media, you could make a drinking game out of people saying his last name exclusively. so i guess for you and anyone else reading this comment: take a shot.
SonicRyan1992 we should clone JFK and FDR combine them with DNA of Morgan Freemen and make him president of the world cause Morgan Freemen is already God.
Still miss it?