True, the first 2 can relate, need those, but the last one, oh so true, like that's so relatable that if a girl ask me out I'd say to reconsider first, but if she still insist I'd pay her not to
Oh boy, Michaelstoren's majestic ness, where do I even begin? This place is the epitome of grandeur and magnificence. It's like a kingdom of awesomeness, where every corner is adorned with beauty and splendor. Picture yourself walking through the entrance of Michaelstoren, and you're immediately greeted by a breathtaking sight. The architecture is simply jaw-dropping, with towering pillars and intricate designs that make you feel like you've stepped into a palace fit for royalty. As you explore further, you'll come across an array of treasures that will leave you in awe. Shelves upon shelves of books, stacked high as if reaching for the heavens. The smell of knowledge fills the air, and you can't help but feel a sense of reverence for the wisdom contained within those pages. But it's not just the books that make Michaelstoren majestic. No, my friend, it's the atmosphere that truly takes it to another level. The hushed whispers of fellow book lovers, the occasional sound of pages turning, and the soft music playing in the background all contribute to an ambiance that is nothing short of magical. And let's not forget about the staff. Knowledgeable, passionate, and always ready to recommend a hidden gem, they add an extra layer of charm to this already extraordinary place. Whether you're searching for a specific book or simply looking for a new adventure, they are there to guide you on your literary journey. But perhaps the most majestic thing about Michaelstoren is the sense of escape it provides. As soon as you step foot inside, the outside world seems to fade away, and you're transported to a realm where anything is possible. Time stands still, and you can lose yourself in the enchanting tales that line the shelves. In the end, Michaelstoren's majestic ness is more than just a physical space. It's a sanctuary for the soul, a place where dreams come alive, and where the power of words can transport you to unimaginable heights. So, my friend, if you ever find yourself in need of a little magic in your life, I highly recommend paying a visit to this wondrous haven. You won't be disappointed.
Michal is truly relatable, he knows about my crippling fear of women 😭.
I only like me-
Women aren't scary, they go down after being with a crowbar twice
@@Pyler... just stop u make me want to drop kick u in the face
@@kendi5391i see better results with my 9mm and bag of rope
@@Pyler...shut up bot nobody actually gives a shit
Bro so humble he only referenced himself once
well dam he actually told the truth
Now that is a comeback
yea I saw the wallet too
My jaw dropped
Now this, this is the best roast I've ever seen this year. Truly marvelous.
I haven't seen the whole short but I know the last thing is my virginity 💀💀
I am famous
yes the comments spoil the video for us!1!1
@@glitchmasterd5908is the punchline that hard to predict
@@glitchmasterd5908they dont, he is just a tad bit predictable sometimes
@@glitchmasterd5908 Maybe if you don’t want spoilers, Don’t look in the comment section! Crazy, Right!? 😮😮😮
same 😭😭
before it even got to the 3rd thing i said virginity out loud
As a 13 year old who cannot legally lose my virginity I see this as an absolute win
Hahahahahahaa
Move to Phillipines 🗿
fr
@@snailemoji😶
Same
The most majestic being to walk the earth
Hampter
100th like 🎉
no?
@@xaitydoesstuffyes
You watching the game today?
I knew immediately what it was gonna be when I saw the caption, he’s too relatable and majestic for us, we don’t deserve him
Facts
Frr☠️
bro rick rolled me by his profile
fr
ayo, same
Michael is so majestic
Bro glazing
Can’t lose what you don’t have 😏
Michael is truly a human.
4.my brain cells at school
@@purplefriend842#5 my di
"If you can't get a woman get a man"
-a random ass guy in the sewer
@@GojoSatoru0014 "I guess it will do, just a glizzy will make no difference"
-Down Bad Guy
Or is he?
He's too majestic for us plebs Ong
@@Pyler...shut up
@@Pyler... stop replying the same thing
“Pleb” is the word i didnt hear for a loooooooong time..
@@coolyesyesepic ong
@@bananawafer7988bro same
As an asexual, I see this as an absolute win
me being ace: I see this as an absolute win
If you feel that you lost everything, just remember your virginity.
Definitely
Can’t have shit in Detroit
@@repostgrandhall🥴
Bro wdym I live in Alabama
The prison showers:
Bro really just roasted the entire Reddit community
Penis
Poor Reddit Community. 💀
😔🔫
🤯
As a Redditor myself, I can confirm
True, because a winner never loses anything 💪💪💪💪
True, the first 2 can relate, need those, but the last one, oh so true, like that's so relatable that if a girl ask me out I'd say to reconsider first, but if she still insist I'd pay her not to
I knew that was coming 😭✋
Same 😂
The second I saw “what you can never lose” I knew it lol
I saw it miles away
Same 😀
Samee
So humble, he only mentioned himself once
Lmao
bro owns this song at this point 💀
as a guy who lost everything i see this is an aboslute win.
“Friendly fire will not be tolerated”💀💀💀
💀
Nahhh the comeback
☠️
💀💀💀
The burn! He’ll end up like Hiroshima after that
He knows his audience so well 😭🤧
too well 💀💀
Always with you bro ❤
Honestly this is a compliment for me, thanks bro!
Bro took "I got nothing to lose" to a whole new level 💀💀
We winning never loosing
Michael holds everyone to his standards, what a thoughtful and majestic man.
Thanks for the reminder
I saw it coming from a mile away, yet still watched the whole thing
Michael is the most relatable human on the planet 💀
Bro is the most majestic guy you will ever see
F**k my notifications
Bro yall are overeating h like " 😩 Michael is the most majestic man alive 😩
Him*
Bro who needs women if i have him
Bro got 100 likes and thinks he’s popular💀
Guess ur notifications aren’t virgin anymore
Bro roasted the entirety of reddit😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
Aw that one coming 😭
I predicted what he said 💀💀💀
Bros so humble to put himself on the picture 🙏🙏😭😭😭😭🗣️
Bro moved on to a WHOLE new level
Bro called us single in 420 languages 💀
Wow Michael is just so wise I want to be just like him when I grow up he is everyone’s idol
hop off 😭
@@jjettasprodzzzYOU HOP OFF DONT TALK TO MICHEAL LIKE THAT NIGGA!!!!
@@Pyler... i swear if i see one more of the same reply
Michael is the type of guy to never lose his virginity because he doesn't lose 💀💀
So true. Thats cuz i never lose
Bro roasted 99.999999% of the people in earth💀
Michael could never lose his ability to rizz me up every video
Just more proof he is the most realistic human of all time
I knew right after seeing the title what 3 would be
As a Romanian l see the first 2 options as a big win.
He knows his community so much that even I predicted what he was gonna say
Same
same bro
He has minors in his community
@@Alright281 like me
This is truly the nicest thing Michael has ever said
Thanks For The Tips Im Never Gonna Lose Any Of Those!
Love ur videos man u r a legend
Since women don’t like me
I’m moving onto the HOMIES, the MEN.
Most anticipated comeback of all time from Michael.
You got me on the third one 😭
mfs who never lose:
blud tried to sneak wallet, keys in and thought we wouldnt notice 💀
I know right
Yes im a Man of Christ who waits for his wife 💯
W
@@energyeditz312 bro why did it translate to “in” 😭
@@Coasterboi1 💀
w
Same but i'm waiting for a husband
"U can't lose your wallet "
Romanian: I'm boutta do a pro gamer move
The fact the last 2 shorts I watch was the same song
He really knows what hes doing💀
Dang bro knows what he doing what a humble man
As a person who has lost his keys multiple times
I see this as an absolute win
Felt that coming faster than the dinosaurs could react to a rock 🫣
Michael is so majestic I can’t-
Micheal is literally like a mental health doctor
Leave me alone man I’m almost there 😢
stay strong in this dangerous world boys!
Michael is so relatable!
@@Pyler... k
Michael is soo majestic he can lose oxygen and live without it
I’m Australia to- 🤨
Most majestic being to ever live
He's so majestic I can't even comprehend how majestic he is fr
Are you calling Michael a beautiful, powerful person..?
I say that’s an absolute WIN 😆👌
He is a living version of all of us
He is so nice, glad to know he is noticing that I have been keeping track of things!
Michael is truly the most person to ever
saw that one coming 🥲
that’s very funny cause I have lost all of these but number 3 multiple times
I can feel his majesticness coming inside of me
So you somehow lost the 3rd thing?
pause
I got so excited to see an Australian $50 note in the wallet, it’s like getting a shout out 😭😭😭
BRO THIS GY CAME ON MY FYP 10TIMES BRO
I knew what it was the moment the short pulled up 😂
Michael fr be blaming his own problems on us😂😂
Isn’t this just a simplified version of my comment…….?
*the anomaly plays*
@@jocelynuy2922 Bro I don't care nobody stole your comment
Michael really knowing More about us than we know about ourselves
Omg Michael commented on my recent video 🥺
@@Pyler... you got any hobbies
1 and 2
Romanians:
"And i took that personally"
You’re right. It’s cuz I never lose
True men never lose anything
Not even weight
As an asexual,
I see this as an win
Same
I KNEW HE WAS GONNA SAY THAT😭😭
I KNEW YOUD SAY THAT AT THE LAST PART 😭😭😭 And ur right...
never let them know you’re next move..
you don’t have a wallet,pair of keys,or virginity🗿🍷
Fucking a bitch before getting a wallet 🔥
Thats me.
bro lost his virginity 💀💀💀 skill issue
Nah kidding bro..
@@mosalah11thegoatimagine losing 💀💀💀i could never
Bro did us dirty💀
I’ve lost all but the last one
Oh boy, Michaelstoren's majestic ness, where do I even begin? This place is the epitome of grandeur and magnificence. It's like a kingdom of awesomeness, where every corner is adorned with beauty and splendor.
Picture yourself walking through the entrance of Michaelstoren, and you're immediately greeted by a breathtaking sight. The architecture is simply jaw-dropping, with towering pillars and intricate designs that make you feel like you've stepped into a palace fit for royalty.
As you explore further, you'll come across an array of treasures that will leave you in awe. Shelves upon shelves of books, stacked high as if reaching for the heavens. The smell of knowledge fills the air, and you can't help but feel a sense of reverence for the wisdom contained within those pages.
But it's not just the books that make Michaelstoren majestic. No, my friend, it's the atmosphere that truly takes it to another level. The hushed whispers of fellow book lovers, the occasional sound of pages turning, and the soft music playing in the background all contribute to an ambiance that is nothing short of magical.
And let's not forget about the staff. Knowledgeable, passionate, and always ready to recommend a hidden gem, they add an extra layer of charm to this already extraordinary place. Whether you're searching for a specific book or simply looking for a new adventure, they are there to guide you on your literary journey.
But perhaps the most majestic thing about Michaelstoren is the sense of escape it provides. As soon as you step foot inside, the outside world seems to fade away, and you're transported to a realm where anything is possible. Time stands still, and you can lose yourself in the enchanting tales that line the shelves.
In the end, Michaelstoren's majestic ness is more than just a physical space. It's a sanctuary for the soul, a place where dreams come alive, and where the power of words can transport you to unimaginable heights. So, my friend, if you ever find yourself in need of a little magic in your life, I highly recommend paying a visit to this wondrous haven. You won't be disappointed.
I knew the virginity crap was coming 😂😂😂😂😂
"People can't lose your car keys"
People with dementia:
As a girl who got teased to play 7 minutes in heaven, this is an absolute win 💀
I KNEW HE WAS GONNA SAY THAT!!! 😂😂
Bro didn't know he was recording, he thought he was looking at a mirror 💀
As someone who lost all these I see this as a lose
My dad who left his wallet at church and the priest called him out on CZcams: 🗿
I knew what he was gonna say befo he even said it lol
“It’s because I don’t lose. All I do is win.” DJ Khaled