I'M GETTING TOO HYPE PLAYING THIS | TABS: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #2
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- čas přidán 12. 04. 2019
- This game is getting SO GOOD! WELCOME, back to Totally Accurate Battle Simulator!
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Music:
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#coryxkenshin #tabs #totallyaccuratebattlesimulator - Hry
Sorry episode was short, we may do a double upload tomorrow 👀 SLICE that like button!
CoryxKenshin yo
CoryxKenshin hi I big fan n I second pls heart this
Ur mem foot
please more deadrising
Ok boo😋👌💕
4:25 I choked from that scream lmao!
On what tho what u choked on
U r right bud?
He made me stomp and laugh
He not a lamo!!
He's just funny
3:06 that whole part made me genuinely laugh 💀
For real 💀it's cool to see the "real"/raw angle/footage too
Same dude
"YOU are my enemy"
Fr
9:39 Nah bro’s That Harvester Had to kill thos Too ☠️💀
WE NEED MORE CORY PLAYING TABS BRUH
onggg
Fr bro
Fr i love this series
BRO IKR?! WE *NEED* CORY TO GET BACK INTO BATTLEFIELD!!!
We need more
4:25 Cory screaming like that was hella funny😂
Ikr xDD
Aaaawwwaaa..uppp lol
Watch ya profanity 😏
Hahaha
Watch your profanity 😂
3:08
CoryxKenshin - "You are my Enemy" feat. Mammy the Mammoth, -Pitchforks and Hay-
He on heroine trip LOL 😂🤣
Hhahah
ayyYaYyYy up
Wow the mammoth is the crackin
It’s manny not manny
4:37 his gremlin laugh got me 😂
IKR 💀
Fr
3:43 pov: you're taking the most wall-gripping, stinkiest, hardest poop of your life
Pitchforks & Hay dudes: EXISTS
Mammoth: IM ABOUT TO END THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER
Not mammoth, Mammi
@@LoafofCabbage no mammiy
Wth you watch coryxkenshin stone why you not in wwe
I say delete s whole career
Stone Cold Steve Austin give me a hell yea
How many people have died of laughter from Cory
👇🏼
Dr!!py_ 2k me
i did
Also stop asking for likes
But if you're dead how can you press the like button..?
Dr!!py_ 2k You’re still begging for likes so.
Who’s rewatching in 2024?
Yesirrr
Me sir☕️
Me right here
Right here bro
ohh yeahh
came back to rewatch this video
4:25 this part still hilarious lmao
4:24 best scream from cory so far
Nah when he beat res E, or baldis was dif.
Why are you upside- *RAAAHEEEAAAAHUUUUUP!*
Sounds like speeds scream
@@michaelthompson2507 cory is better than him
@@burninglizard1430 common w
7:32 when the king slumped the Minotaur has me crying 😂😂
The king is me and furry is the Minotaur
They looked like they both attacked
nigga said the king done kilt the minotaur king king king
Bro hit him like he did something bro🫣
4:31 he looks the legend cos he's dabing
4:24 THAT WAS CLEAN😂😂😂
DAT VOICE CRACK THO 5:40
"im likin these squArEz" 😂😂😂😂
Oh my goshhhhh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How you get Highlighted
Squires*
4:25 When you accidentally touch the hot metal tray while getting food in school
😂😂
Diego Mancia 😂😂😂
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
Pragati Rao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@bahrican45 😂😂😂
"They call this one bread and butter" HELLPP IM DIEING OF LAUGHTER LOL!!!!😂😂😂😂
9:20 That's a scythe Cory, not an axe.
Fax
@@Maxqjinx2_2 "AXE FAX"
Do you know the theme of that theme?
I thought it was a sickle lol
@@someonewholovesartt I mean, they're both the same thing.
3:30 imagine someone just randomly walked in there and was just staring at him😂
😂😂😂😂
that's what he was pointing out
LOL IKR????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂
He needs 7 K subs
@@KimberDWZ you have to sub to him so he can get 7000000 K
4:35 *I'm just over here thinking what he looks like when he does this type of stuff when he's recording*
3:27 my friend
El Primo thank you
1:43 who else is crying from this 😭🤣😂
me 🤣🤣
Cory: “They got his hand in his Butt”
Me behind the screen: *wheezing and laughing* 8:51
fr tho
3:27 I died
Someone Gonna go into his room seeing him doing this
*Some goes into his room*
“Hey Cory I wanted to ask........”
*Sees him doing this **3:27*
“Mom he’s doing it again”
ImSmart Lol
What’s the song he’s singing
Same! I was laughing soo hard.
ImSmart OMG yes LOLOL
@@arthurwalczak766 ITS CALLED .................... FREESTYLE
Harvester: **has scythe**
Cory: I want you to swing that *AXE* as hard as you can
Cory bring this series back.
This is definetly the most fun cory has ever had while editing a video
5:43 STRIKE! {wii sports bowling replay}
Cory: LOOK AT MY MAN
FOLDED LIKE AN OMELET!!!
Me: I like omelets
ₘₑ ₜₒₒ
Saije me to
Sign me in
Yum-yum omelets
This is the most likes I have gotten so far thanks for the feedback!
I love that cory fake spits on the ground 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Corey's mammoth is just to OP
7:30 Idk why but I love this part so much.
"Have you ever seen technique like this"
Yes I have, the Sarissa is my favorite melee unit and he does that so much lol.
I shot a cat and it woke up
Wait the cat got a glock brb
Slick Slicer
RANDOM DOES NOT = FUNNY
Rohan doesn’t have to be a good manga artist @vilevirulance idk how to spell ur name lol
3:30 Someone just walks in your room and you see Cory doing this 😂😂😂
The part when the angels were battle was epic
4:25 when yo mom come in with the belt
Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
is it real that the samurai himself is back bbbbooooiiiiiiiiiii haha
@@emilysoeharni7822 yup hes back
when dad comes back with the milk
Wilburrz 😅🤣😂
3:25 i was dying laughing
LMFAO that was laughing so hard my i thought i was gonna get a heart attack
😂😂😂
4:25 Cory screaming like that was hella funny.
Cory get me so hyped
Now one of my favorite games on the channel😂🔥❤❤
Same
Glad I saw him in my reccomendations :D
urhhxhdhdidu2tehsdie amjast kiding
Same
Same along with fnf
2:25 "wheelbarrow wut y'all doin?"
_wheelbarrow:_ * hecka dissociating *
Pitch forks and hay?!?! LMAO!!!
3:27 Bro i couldnt hold it in at this part bro 🤣
This is legit the best series ever apart from a couple let's plays xd
The Dank Elf yesss
5:24 "look at em lining up like its a supreme drop". This dude has to be the funniest you tuber ever fr. Been here since December 2016
if u had been subbed since 2016 then you wouldnt call him "this dude"
@@AaravMehtaCovers is something wrong with you he can call him dude Cory samurai anything it's just a damn name
@@findingsnoopy5580 there is something wrong with it, using this dude sounds like you don't know the guy
@@youthoughtiwasjotarobutitw8642 nothing is wrong with it, calm down
Been here since the Ao oni days
Cory we need more of this now!!!
Cory 7:50 pop goes the weasel😂😂😂😂😂😂
9:15 and 9:51 ma man really called a scythe an axe smh…jk love you
Elie-Joe Kawkabani
I can tell what are you talking about, please learn how to spell
@@icetonywilson1236 stfu ur grammar is worsethan a panicking 3 yr old with tourettes
@@chrisimnotreallyhere3491 dang bro chill
At 5:40 you might notice Cory hit puberty when he said squire
@B3L0W Z3R0 3valuti0n Geezus calm down
You probably haven't yet
Did you know you’re a sinner? Did you know you are going to hell? But did you know that Jesus can change that? All you have to do is turn to Jesus, repent, and give your life to God.
4:26 is just so funny 😂 😂😂
5:36 thanks Cory for adding some Rafael Dalageto poetry in their haha
Cory: give me a couple months to grow my beard
Me: is you leaving again 😬
FaZe_SKOD ツ Twitch bruh 😂😂😂😂
FaZe_SKOD ツ Twitch 😂
LMAOOOO😂😂😂
Who remembers the happy wheels days?🤷🏽♂️
Way back when he had full afro
I do
Good times
Good days man
And the yandere days and the Detroit days and the kindergarten days.......
I just love this series so much
3:42 got me choking man💀
Just play this everyday for the next 2 years. We don’t need any code blues.
If only that happend.
@@fr0styluvssportz yeah...
This aged like milk 🥛
No joke the only person I really watch on CZcams is CoryxKenshin
Saaaame
Start watching me🤗🥰 I post reeeally great content
I watch him and my self lol
Why not dashie
Big FACTS
The editing is immaculate! 10/10 episode! You are hilarious, man.
Hey love that beating down
I love it when he does his fake laugh at pitch forks and hay
angel4noor I’m just waiting for him to talk about his dog Sam where he at
I don't even think he's faking it, he's actually in tears. But honestly, Cory himself could probably take down a mammoth with the pitchfork alone. The reason why these guys can't is because they're dumber than the animals.
This would’ve been #1 trending for gaming if the Star Wars game didn’t come out
The Valkyrie meant business😂 4:17
They got knocked around like freakin bowling pins 🎳 5:36
King’s face expression: I did that~ 🕺🏼💅🏾 7:26
THEY GOT THEIR HAND IN HIS WHAT!? 🍑 8:50
3:20 looks so wrong from that angle
IM DYING LMAOOOO
Cory you’ve been killing it with these edits!!👌🏼
Michael Sanchez faxxxx
Michael Sanchez
Yep
Michael Sanchez ikr
he's sick onthe editing bruh
Yes but shut up
lol I love how cory's intros start like those cringy power ranger knock off shows on netflix
Ikr
I don’t think it was that cringey because I have seen those and they are pretty cringey.
Nah
kiwi that’s exactly how a beggar sounds.
Ulrick Ranstle Paulite how!?
I will never forget how far Cory has come, truly a legend and the CHOSEN
1:43 had me laughing water out my nose LOL
LOL
3:08 CoryxKenshin's new album: Mic Audio
D-pSpideyBoi what song is he singing
YOU ARE MY ENEMY! by CoryxKenshin and Mammy
D-pSpideyBoi he done better
My brain cells when I'm doing math
5:43
Hahaha lol😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😂😂🤣🤣😅 What are you talking about
Same though
Bum as
I got an ad for tik tok
4:21 That Valkyrie tho he really be puttin in that witch-craft talent 😅😅😅
2:53 is gonna make me cry out of laughter
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Not Even a Soul:
Me:
Corey: *FOLDED LIKE A OMELET*
Lol it's *cory
-you spelled the name wrong-
Kaliah. Jackson “Cory “
CORY ITS CORY NOT COREY CORY
He didn’t come up with it CalebCity did.
2:11 the edit when the Minotaur punches them is TOO FUNNY 😂
You can find them at Calebcity on yt :) thank me later
Yager
U right bruh loool
TheEnchantedFrog YIGER
TheEnchantedFrog s 3:19
Not even one minute in and I’m already cracking up 🤣
Series is goated
Am I the only one dying laughing at 6:22
with the repeated goofy screams 😭
No, I'm dying laughing
I was dying to
I really need that scream tho😭😭 anyone know where's that from?
Yes
Fr 😂😂😂😂
Cory if you don’t play kindergarten 2 by next week
*Imma doodoo on your pillow*
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Yo this need to get pin tho!!🤣
Wtf lmaooooooooooo
But Facts
demonitization
Cory has to be my new favourite youtuber by far
Corkxkenshin is one of those youtubers who actually put subtitles in his videos massive respect
My man said “folded like an omelette”. I about died at that point. 💀💀
Gotta love that boi caleb
Bri Bri sane same lmao
@@eye_o_horus4273 yea i said im lovin these calebcity sound effects
Same yo XD
Frrrrr 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀
cory's commentary mixed with his editing is (chef kiss) perfection
Nobody:
Cory: PiTcHfOrKs and hAy!?!?
I was bored with games till I found this one today, it's really fun trying to find the right formations of units to win and the not always great physics are hilarious.
it’d be fun to see him do more of these
Cory: *WAR NEVER CHANGES*
me:.....
Cory: *brings in mask
2:50 I JUST LOVE THE WAY HE LAUGHS 🤣
What is the piano song for this part if I'm ok asking?
@@thefeatheredgamer5297 A little late, but it's Vegeta's Super Saiyan Theme. (More than a little late.)
@@mobberino1779 "there is no such a thing as late"
That "for valhalla, for odin, for thor!!" Line is so ironic now because he beat god of war ragnorok
5:24 They lined up like it’s a supreme drop got me rolling 😂😂😂😭😭
T: totally
A: accurate
B:battle
S: simulator
Wait this game is accurate?
in their terms
*Bruhhh. Where spiderman ps4 at*
That’s the joke
It’s called sarcasm
r/woosh
2:50 is it just me or does anyone else just crack up when Cory does that signature laugh😂😂❤️
Same 😂😂😂😂😂
I knew it was not only me!
Its so funny every time
Same
*pitchforks and HAY*
We need him playing more tabs
This was the first video I saw of you and I remember it like yesterday
4:25 A U T O T U N E
Brua this was so funny 😂 I’m crying
👇🏾 for more of this
Beggar.
Just sayin'
^
^
I GOTTA DOWNLOAD THIS RN
CoryxKenshin always always got me dying from laughter
Yo Cory, can you play Kindergarten 2? Loved watching you play the first kindergarten btw :)
That would be mad
Anonymous when you said that I stopped what I was doing and searched it up😂😂
The game isn't even out yet
Anonymous can he play his dog Sam in a video
Anonymous yeah Cory play kindergarten 2
5:40
“You know what I’m liking these SqUiReS”
Banger vid as always
This is why I love Cory 😂❤