dropped a 30 goal season for augsburg, got a move to chelsea, flopped, came back to augsburg, banged in goals again only to be rotting on dortmunds bench next season
ok you started it, imma complete it: verstappen: mid table bundesliga striker perez: a retired average cb from laliga leclerc: reserve rb at a wanna be big club like spurs sainz: spanish rm playing in like bayern norris: reserve cm at liverpool piastri: cb at like inter milan hamilton: lb playing in a club like west ham but on the edge of retiring russell: the starting rb in leclerc's club (spurs) alonso: retired gk who played for barca, but as a reserve gk stroll: an average striker that had a great season once, than never did anything and now plays for lyon or marseille hulkenberg: striker that used to play at chelsea and now is in his lasts season in football in bvb magnussen: reserve cb in a mid table bundesliga team tsunoda: idk a random japanese player ricciardo: an italian rm that is mostly out injured, playing for like fiorentina or lazio albon: reserve cb at barca, but he's really bad sargeant: that really inconsistent striker that can either make 3 goals a match or do nothing, has played for bvb and now is at like sevilla bottas: a retired rb who played for besiktas, and now plays in non professional categories for fun zhou: idk a random chinese player gasly: an average cm who plays in ligue 2 ocon: cb at atletico why did I do this
If verstappen wins one F1 championship again he would be better retiring from F1, playing football and winning the Champions league so he would complete 2 sports 💀
Carlos Sainz looks like a defender who graduated from La Masia, spent five years coming off the bench in unimportant cup games for Barcelona and now plays for a mid table Portuguese side after ignoring all the Premier League clubs that wanted him four years ago.
Verstappen looks like a 19yr old Bundesliga 2 hot prospect left back from Fortuna Dusseldorf who plays a total of 16 games and goes on to play regularly for Go Ahead Eagles and then retiring in FC Volendam
idk why but this video is probably one of my favourite ones you've made; don't forget that Yuki Tsunoda is that RW that gives all the assists to that Max Verstappen
Didn‘t know they‘re picking specific players in the Mid-Table Bundesliga! 😂 Btw I‘m from Bremen bro, I‘m happy that my team got mentioned in a Schtein vid (Why are you called Schtein? That means stone in german) ❤❤❤
Crazy how some people just look like a type of a player in a specific league, on the second guy I thought the exact same thing you said, "average La Liga midfielder"
Bro looks like he has 500 HP and 99 pace 💀.
Haha
lol virat....you elbowed me in ribs tho
@@anayisgo42 when
@@SchteinyAm I the only one to notice that Carlos Alcaraz looks like Kaka
😂😂
Nah but bro is too tired with winning f1 titles so bro decided to start playing for Wolfsburg
Pace: 99
Acceleration: 99
Control: 99
Verstappen>>
DU DU DU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN
Istg bro is waiting for Formula 1.0 at this point
@@digitail4000 🗣🗣🔥 🔥 🔥
Max verstappen.
Bro genuinely look like he plays in the bundesliga and has a 77 rating in fifa 10☠️☠️☠️
FR BRO
Better words cant be said
With 99 pace and almost nonexistent passing. Probably Dzeko from that Wolfsburg team😂
With a potential of 86
@@hijisfriend9030Lmao
dropped a 30 goal season for augsburg, got a move to chelsea, flopped, came back to augsburg, banged in goals again only to be rotting on dortmunds bench next season
Aka Schürle
Nice lmao
Fr lmao
Abdul Rahman Baba
This is just Modeste but instead of Augsburg it’s Köln
last guy is richarlison on coke
Nice
Yeah same thought I had😂
antony
but richarlisom is aldready on coke
@@ganeevsingh1808 😭
Leclerc the kind of guy who would end up playing for the Spurs 💀
The manage would pick him to start every game but then take him off in the 55th minute
And would have his career's final years in a mid table laliga side
bro can't spend a second without roasting someone 💀💀
This deserved pinned
Hamilton looks fr looks like a person who plays in a city.
For real
Naa he look like a person who play for real madrid
@@chemistrycook11 because he's black?
Aubameyang
@@chemistrycook11 chelsea mate come on. the dreads are perfect
Bro said "man, f*ck it, im roasting other sportsmen"💀
Bro looks like Patrick Schick if he played for Schalke 04 😭
Oh so we talking mid table 2. Bundesliga now?
Bro went from f1 winner to averaging a 77 rating and 8 goals a season with monchengladbach and randomly having a 30 goal season
and proceeds to get signed by Bayern after that 30 goal season
@@havoc3-243and rot on their bench and then got randomly signed by AC Milan and rot on their bench as well
Someone said if Oliveira took the final Porto penalty instead of Galeno Arsenal would’ve been out 💀💀💀
I swear man, its over if Schtein starts to roast F1 drivers 💀💀
Edit: Starting with Ricciardo 😭
Bro really got destroyed by 2 youngsters 💀💀💀
Tbf it would be fun for him to roast Lance Stroll
@@PomPom1204YTor the depression team
He would have time roasting Ferrari
i can't unsee the sportsmen looking like footballers 😭
Usain bolt looks like a french winger that plays for a mid table ligue 1 side
“French” lol
More like a player from West African country who ends up at Chelsea and rarely shines
@@saavanelias8059 a combination of both
Travis Kelce looks like the strong versatile aggressive brexit defender playing for some Championship club
He definitely plays for Burnley or Everton
Lando Norris looks like a Portuguese CM/CAM who plays for Wolverhampton Wanderers and joined them from Sporting, and has a 77 non-rare gold card😂
I look like a mid table Mexican league gk😭
Stephen eustáqio with less facial hair.
Verstappen reminds me a lot of Piatek which is funny because at one point of his career, he was a lower midtable Bundesliga striker.
for me Verstappen looks like Werner or Wirtz
Verstappen reminds me of Werner
Hamilton reminds me of Madueke
Verstappen with the pistol celebration
@@chemistrycook11 Hamilton is Theo Walcott
Schtein is entering the multi verses of roasting random players 😂
You already know
carlos looks like a type of player to play for atleti or bilbao fr😭
Carlos would probably be super mid at defence but an absolute god at passing and just vision in general
What's funny is that there already is a footballer named Carlos Alcaraz, but played for Southampton
@@Daniel_O_and there’s a Norwich player named Sainz
He looks a bit like Koke
max max max super max, listen to that song
dudududu max verstappen
I swear Wolfsburg ir Werder Bremen are literally perfect examples like they're the definition of a bang average Bundesliga side
I remember the times when they won big trophies and took part in the champions league 😂
Wolfsburg is average or fighting relegation. But than randomly win the League or the cup. Only to be average again next season.
@@yymediaprod Damn
@@xxklesx1 Lmao
I swear man Verstappen really looks like a German striker whos tearing up the Europa League 💀💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏🙏
Everyday im shuffling
Lmao nice
and that everyday I'm shuffling guy looks like a vintage English keeper ngl
Cuz he is😂😂
Alexander Zverev is literally just Peter crouch 💀💀
ok you started it, imma complete it:
verstappen: mid table bundesliga striker
perez: a retired average cb from laliga
leclerc: reserve rb at a wanna be big club like spurs
sainz: spanish rm playing in like bayern
norris: reserve cm at liverpool
piastri: cb at like inter milan
hamilton: lb playing in a club like west ham but on the edge of retiring
russell: the starting rb in leclerc's club (spurs)
alonso: retired gk who played for barca, but as a reserve gk
stroll: an average striker that had a great season once, than never did anything and now plays for lyon or marseille
hulkenberg: striker that used to play at chelsea and now is in his lasts season in football in bvb
magnussen: reserve cb in a mid table bundesliga team
tsunoda: idk a random japanese player
ricciardo: an italian rm that is mostly out injured, playing for like fiorentina or lazio
albon: reserve cb at barca, but he's really bad
sargeant: that really inconsistent striker that can either make 3 goals a match or do nothing, has played for bvb and now is at like sevilla
bottas: a retired rb who played for besiktas, and now plays in non professional categories for fun
zhou: idk a random chinese player
gasly: an average cm who plays in ligue 2
ocon: cb at atletico
why did I do this
If verstappen wins one F1 championship again he would be better retiring from F1, playing football and winning the Champions league so he would complete 2 sports 💀
Ishowspeed appeared in WWE way before GTA 6 even released
Odell beckham junior is a right back for Lyon in Ligue 1
Carlos Sainz looks like a defender who graduated from La Masia, spent five years coming off the bench in unimportant cup games for Barcelona and now plays for a mid table Portuguese side after ignoring all the Premier League clubs that wanted him four years ago.
“Tell me he doesn’t look like a striker for Porto” lmao
Bro is so relatable
The Odell Beckham Jr one is actually so true, he looks like a pace abuser whos secretly a great dribbler.
He used to play footy before college American football
Dude is bringing up stereotypes that I didn't even realize were true😭
As a german I appreciate the effort u put into pronouncing Wolfsburg and Werder Bremen 😂
Nice lmao
Schtein the typa guy to roast you without trying to roast you
Verstappen looks like a 19yr old Bundesliga 2 hot prospect left back from Fortuna Dusseldorf who plays a total of 16 games and goes on to play regularly for Go Ahead Eagles and then retiring in FC Volendam
THE LOYALITY 🔥🔥
Bro had to change the damn sport he plays and still joined Redbull Leipzig.😂😂
Hamilton needs to learn🤌🏻
fym last guy is literally richarlison if we wasnt a pigeon
Rafa Nadal looks like a Valencia player who is about an 81 rated youngster with pace
😂😂😂😂 it’s literally like football is the only sport on earth
This is probably just me but I feel that Toni Kroos looks remarkably like Kimi Raikkonen
DUH DUH DUH DUH MAX VERSTAPPEN!!! 🎉🔥🗣‼️
It's annoying how accurate this is, Verstappen looks like he had one really good season and then never showed up again
He looks like your classic reliable striker that just gets the job done and scores about 10-15 goals, theres not even a joke here
Odell Beckham looks like a left Winger and Allan Saint Maximin looks like a Wide Receiver
"I SWEAR MAN" never dies 🤣
Max like Timo Werner for real💀
TU TU TU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN 🔥🔥🔥
bro richarlison really found a new job after being ass in he epl
this is the most accurate description of max
The idea is awesome the fact that this video combined f1 and football is amazing and it is so accurate
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that about Oliveira. He looks like that transfer news you read about on Fabrizio
More of bro looks like please😂😂😂
Bro looks like he's handed in a transfer request and wants a new challenge
I swear man never gets old
oliveira looks like that one brazilian youth academy player with 46 ovr and 67 potencial
Max verstappen looking like Kramaric 🔥
idk why but this video is probably one of my favourite ones you've made; don't forget that Yuki Tsunoda is that RW that gives all the assists to that Max Verstappen
Nabbed it straight out of twitter😂😂😂
Not the Max Verstappen roast man 💀💀💀
Didn‘t know they‘re picking specific players in the Mid-Table Bundesliga! 😂
Btw I‘m from Bremen bro, I‘m happy that my team got mentioned in a Schtein vid
(Why are you called Schtein? That means stone in german)
❤❤❤
The last guy is literally richarlison on drugs ☠☠☠
The "I swear man" is iconic.
The fact that theres one Carlos Alcaraz who plays for Juventus tho
hes on loan from Southampton, baller wonderkid tho i hope he gets more chance at a big club
This is way too accurate 😂
Olivera looks like a 31 year old Cam who played in the Brazil League in PES 2017
Loved this, would like dude please do another one!
Carlos alcaraz is Marco Asensio’s regen😭😭😭
You should make this a series
The Spanish CDM one was accurate asf
This shit way too accurate 💀
max is tired of finishing the race so earlier than the lot that he part times football career 💀
There is no way bro said sevilla is a mid table side 💀
THE CHAMPION HAS A NAME!
Please do more of these, I've always thought stuff like this
Bro is banging in the goals for Hoffenhiem 💀💀
We need this to become series fr
*EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLINg*
bro looks like a krzysztof piatek type player
That I swear man goes hard 🔥
I literally thought it was the Heidenheim striker in the thumbnail
Bro is fulkrugs long lost cousin 😭
“I swear man” 😭😭😭
We need more of this
The earliest I been to a vid
Bro also these short black guys with cool asf black-white dreads looks like bros that can dribble the whole team and has incredible skills
Schtein already here filling us up for the day
Bro forgot to shuffle 💀
Bro didn't see his football career going to the top, so he casually went to the F1 top instead 😂
Bring back " everyday I'm shuffling " 😢
Everyday I’m shuffling
I predicted the mma fighter to be a porto player lol
Bringing my boy do bronx caught me off guard ngl
Crazy how some people just look like a type of a player in a specific league, on the second guy I thought the exact same thing you said, "average La Liga midfielder"
Odell Beckham jr literally looks like a winger playing in the mls with a 72 rating and 92 pace
“Bro looks like a mid-table bundesliga 2 striker” is better than
Nah bro why is this so true 😂😂😂😂
we got speed at wwe before gta 6
Where the hell does this guy get his content ideas from man. Its the most random ass thing, and I absolutely love it.