Assistant Principal Roasts David Lucas, Instantly Regrets It
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David Lucas was born in Macon, GA. He started acting an early age, performing in numerous stage plays at the Macon Little Theatre. He relocated to Hollywood where he was a contestant on, “MTV Yo Momma”. He has since written for several television shows and continues to perform stand up all over the country (for such comedians as Louis CK, Erik Griffin, Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Tony Hinchcliffe, Bert Kreisher, DL Hughley and many more) He is a regular on Kill Tony. Catch him on tour currently with Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan!
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Bro you funny as a fuck
When you coming back to Atlanta
Damn I just moved from st louis
Come to Florida 😭
I’m definitely catching stlouis
I was the guy in the front who looked her up for you 😂😂 that was the best show I’ve ever been to
Trthanks bro - Dave is the straight beast at roasting
Whaaaat? 🤣🤣 that was hilarious! 💯 fact checked 😂
That’s awesome 😂😂
W Mans
Not all heros wear capes, my man's checking the facts on the facts he checked and the smoke shop guy thought he got receipts lol.
Giant red flags that she turned on her man and cosigned a comic calling him gay instead of sticking up for him. Leave her on the corner.
Word
yeah
But he is though
Yep, I'd have got up and left.
No problem on being called gay. Dont be so weak
On a real note she needed more. She 100% went home thinking she was a key part of the show and will do this to the next comic but with more unnecessary confidence.
Lol, I love he casually calls her b*tch at the end of every sentence. 😂
He called the guy that too 😅
She’s ready to throw the whole relationship away over fifteen minutes of attention.
fr fr she would of been walking home
Yeah when she yelled out i knew it lol
After that exposure and breakup, she's in for a bunch of smash and dash 😂
He gay Brody 😂😂😂😂😂
😂U did dat☮️
the fact that Lucas has his stomach resting on his lap and he's still winning the roast battles is crazy to me
Shouldn’t be too surprised. He’s got the body of a God.
It’s like if niggas went to see jabba the hut to get roasted
@@DM-3000😂
😂😂😂😂pure talent and confidence lmao
Correction…that’s the reason why he’s winning. A good comedian has had it hard and finds humor in the darkness.. hell is it Damon Wayne’s that was blank man….he said he made that because he actually has disfigured feet….so he made handicap jokes
The boyfriend took the roasts like a man bless him.
I love the way he roasted them, then at the end , he layed off em and let then down easy, and even fist bumped her to seal the whole thing! Hes a real class act.
I don’t understand why people think they can battle with professional comedians.
Just for fun bro , I would’ve tried and I know I would’ve got flamed up but would’ve also loved every minute of it 😂
I can see both y’all’s point and I guess I wouldn’t want the attention unless I was ready enough with better material than that. I would have to be confident enough that I thought the comedian would be slightly impressed
@@user-2Hteyasizyc Can you teach me how to read minds?
When you’re listening to a show you think you could be hilarious because none of the attention is on you. Then when u actually start heckling you’re brain stops.
Tbh without those people the show isnt near as good so kudos to them
The dude took those jokes on the chin though and had enough balls to stand up! Good sport 😂
Men have no other choice. A woman would’ve cried and make herself a victim
@@wariocheats9701 FACTS
@wariocheats9701 I guess you didn't see the video of some Latino dude trying to attack the comedian for roasting him. It should be commonsense that many can take a joke, not just dudes. Jfc.
He takes more then jokes on the chin and hes a bitch str8 up for entertaining that
@@thecaricature yea....no shit. So then maybe they shouldn't goto comedy shows.
Bro was just there chillin and got violated 😂
Bro chiming in saying, "Dat boi zesty," had me dying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel bad for that guy! Not only is she his girlfriend, he ended up getting roasted worse than her😂
And bro keeps calling his girl a bitch LMFAOO
It's his fault for being a cuck.
I almost prayed for homie even though I’m an atheist. That’s how brutal that roast was.
Yeah when he stood up you could see the pain
That moment when you take an ace whoopin for your girl 😂
Aw man, I definitely have second hand embarrassment for the guy. He was innocent. Don’t feel sorry for the girl though, she asked for it.
I hate that fucken comedian for attacking that poor guy... he was so embarrassed when he was forced to stand up smh
thats why you dont sit up front lol
@daMillenialTrucker yeah I know... I always sit at the back in the dark...
He's not innocent...he brought her. That's his own fault.
@@ZaydeGG omg she forced him to take her! He didn't even wanna go!
6:42 the “that boi ZESTY” after he asked if the man looked gay, got me rolling on the ground in tears 😂
Assistant principal. This is the caliber of person we have leading our public schools.It's no wonder our society is dying right before our eyes.
She's like Dwight in The Office. Assistant manager.
I mean she is out / on an off day
As long as it’s not OF I think it’s fine because we’re all human and work jobs as an excuse to purpose/ calling or simply as a means to an end
What is someone not supposed to go to a comedy show because of their work life, give me a break lmao
@@locustbl8z the comment is talking about how straight up dumb this chick is. not about her being at the show lmaoo
Bruh that assistant principal was sooo quick to embarrass her dude smh lol
Females don’t like being embarrassed, they will deflect any bad attention to someone else😂😂
Right. She threw him under the bus and ran him over 😂
Disassociating from embarrassment
Yea she’s corny AF for that
He’s living in her house, she already doesn’t respect him 😂
Chad went home that night and choked the shit outta homegirl for getting the attention on him like that. 😂😂😂
I didn't, just handed the ho off...
LMFAO
I don’t think so. The bills in her name and she paid for the condo. If anyone is getting choked it’s him 🤣
😂😂😂
@@jasonhaberski6843🤣🤣🤣🤣
His ability to manage a rowdy crowd is perfect. He gives them a lot of latitude and still manages them like the best
He has zero ability
I find it incredibly rude when people do this at any show! He handled it like the rock star that he is!
Lmao my cousin is the vape shop owner . He said he was blacked out drunk and doesnt even remember the show. 😂😂😂😂😂
That explains why dude thought it was a good idea to step on the stage 😂😂
Bet y'all say nigga to each other in private 😮
We can tell😂😂😂 he was just enjoying life
His girl seems like a liability
Tell his broad to get a real hair stylist. Her extensions are obvious in the dark😮
You can tell all the kids at school hate that assistant principal lmao
She prob emaculating the boys at her school jus like she does her husband, we all know what kind of crisis american schools are going through rn..
Why? She seems chill
She's having some fun, relax. Made the show better.
@@kurokaizen1889 not at all lol, she acts exactly like my old assistant principle that everyone in our school hated.... it's a type.
She's cooler then david lucas. Atleast she ain't a liar!
How’d he act in June “he was gone a lot” like damn why are you still talking 😂
She just lost that job👏👏👏🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👏👏👏
The last place I’m ever sitting at a David Lucas show is front row. Buddy be cutting people down 😂
Right hahaa
💯And she wanted to be there 😭😂planned it and everything!!
Only thing really protecting the front row is that stool!
With a nose as large as mine, I’d be fucked
I though everyone has seen The Nutty Professor when Dave Chapelle Roasts Eddie Murphy. Thats what to except..if it doesnt happen be you get lucky.
She threw her man under the bus so fast damn 😂😂😂😂
seriously after the first joke she was all on him shitting on her boyfriend.
lol to deflect her embarrassment. @@israymervalentin-arias6313
Talking some he was gone a lot 😂😂😂😂
An assistant principal trying to be a bully outside of her day job tells you how she treats those kids and probably shouldn't have her job is all I'm saying
she was also extremely quick to join in on having her boyfriend get crapped on. Absolutely no defense and all out agreeing with everything the comedian said.
They are having fun and taking the insults as champs. Let people have fun whatever job they have.
“Bully”
It’s a comedy show dweeb
Im 25 years old and she reminds me of a babysitter I had almost 20 years ago I can’t imagine someone like her being in a school.
Really ? How is she bad at her job for having fun with a comic. Could be his friends for all we know.
David Lucas is fast and savage, you better be ready to trade insults
I know her boyfriend was mad asf she put the spotlight on them like that🤣🤣😭😭
Facts 💯
A hump and dump if I’ve ever seen one
Bro if my chick disrespecting me like that I’m airin her out
The “I bought it!” was brutal.. right after dude claimed to be the man in the house.. sheesh
He replied "Damn, right!" with his whole chest, too! *lol*
Unnecessary info
@@penpad5555 what?
@@eddiesimon6779 her additional of “I bought it” was unnecessary, unless she wanted to embarrass him. And she did.
@@penpad5555 oh I agree. I was hoping you didn’t mean the guy claiming to be the man of the house, when he was actually asked. But I had to make sure before making a comment. But Yea she was definitely out of line. She was doing everything to emasculate him
The best roast is when you say something funny and can't stop laughing at it 😂😂😂 it just adds soo much..
She comes to a comedy club, fully intending to be part of the show. Talk about desparate to be noticed!!
The fact that he is loosely calling her bitch and they laughing.. she deserves it 😂😂😂
Loosely? There was nothing loose about it.
she started it so...
He called the smoke shop owner that too. Equality😂😂😂
he called her a bitch like 3 times what do you mean loosely? lol
@@dec1slh yes there was. it was casual. rolled off the tongue like he didn't even think about it
David, that's a real talent you have, being able to balance a coffee cup on your thigh like that
I mean... he's working with ample surface area.
Y’all wouldn’t go to his show and say this.
@@FairTheGod He's a roast comic. We speak the same language.
@@FairTheGod it's just jokes man. It's not like we're talking shit about mma fighters. Calm down, buddy
@@JP-yf7hr you do know there’s no tone in text, so telling someone to calm down makes 0 sense. Lol, I’m calm. Just jokes like ya said.
That genuine thank you at the end for being part of the show ❤
Comedy can be difficult when someone takes it personal but you created a light and comfortable space for people to laugh.
That's cold😂😂😂 wife starts n husband deals with the repercussions. "Does he look gay" crowd😂😂
Lesson learned. Don't sit in the front row of a comedy show 😭😂💀
*if you dont want to be roasted
No front row and definitely don't be late. Have seen a few comedians destroy late people.
Just compose yourself. If you’re drinking yeah you’re a walking bullseye.
Or just be quiet
I’ve sat seven feet away from Aries Spears while he was on stage. No heckling from him. Just can’t wear anything or do anything that would draw unwanted attention to yourself really.
I really like that he interacts with the audience. It makes everything so much funnier 😂
That was a Hot Mess! I’ve never laughed so hard. Back to back laughing. Maaannnn, I need to get my tickets now.
Smoke shop owner roast was too accurate 😂😂😂😂
“I love to see white people turn on each other” 🤣🤣🤣
Funny. I read your comment and was cracking up. But before I heard him say it. 😂😂 So to me you’re very funny 😁
The amount of times he kept calling the guy a batiman in front of his own chick, that’s wild 😂😂
See at the end she was slumped down in that seat like dam why did I open my BWM? HAHAH
I love the owner of the smoke job guy, he didn’t take anything personal😂😂
owner of the smoke job guy
If she talks to adults this way as an assistant principal, I know she lowkey disrespects the kids. Smh
Think how many kids she disrespected for being fat!
@@sarimira Thats a crying shame, she should be disrespecting the parents of those fat kids.
you right. teachers and administrators would NEVER gossip about one of the parents or twerk.
High key**
You do know a lot of people do not behave at their jobs the same way they would on their personal time.
Maaaan Dave you are a great comic.. Very comfortable. Quick with the comebacks and amazing crowd control.
I bought it.......💀 😂😂😂😂 it was over for him right there.
David Lucas: Professional Roaster
Everyone else: Drunk asses 😂
Truth!! 😂😂😂
The guy didn’t deserve that man. He was innocent. Go after the assistant principal not the guy he wasn’t heckling.
Hell naw, I’m glad he got roasted too. That man is soft with a dominant female.
Nah I think he just got a rude awakening, and I hope it resulted in him breaking up with that insufferable drunk
@@kylekennedy9212this right here💯
Felt bad for the boyfriend. His girlfriend started it all with her terrible jokes and they weren’t even jokes she was just like …you’re fat.
@@TtvRealtor40kAnd it works for them, what's your problem with it? If you dominant and she submissive and that works for both of you that's fine, ain't no need to be putting down others how they livin yo.
05:37 the fact that he can make the audience laugh just from taking a sip of water, true comedian!
Good to see everyone actually have fun and have a good time
Patrice O'Neil would've grilled her so bad she would start crying lol😂
Facts
Most definitely!!
True ive seen video.
She would love him for it too
Very true. Hopefully David can get there one day
Assistant principal and you wonder why schools are screwed !! The way she acted and presented herself I hope the man left her and moved on
Women need to stay home or do non profit organizations…
Society is getting worst with couples like that
@@kingswordisbodoubleS I wouldn’t say the woman belongs just at home ! I do though think woman need GOD more than most and need him to figure out what truly being a woman is all about ! That is actually really important and powerful if done correctly. Praise Jesus and pray for the lost one’s brother !!! GOD bless
@@kingswordisbodoubleSbro what
I see why the vape shop owner aint believe her 😂
You should see the trans teachers with blue hair
Brilliant interaction with the audience. This man has talent ❤
“Don’t do that , we’ve been through a lot” 😂😂
Lmfao i thought i was only one who heard that
🤣🤣
I’d be so salty if I got roasted cuz someone else 😭😭🤣🤣
She took it well tho lol
Love how he involves his crowd and I love how his fan doesn’t react to jokes in a negative way
Damn she served her man up on a silver platter. That dude got roasted roasted
Bro the fact that dude actually stood up tho🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh should've stayed sitting down.
@@kurokaizen1889 I wouldn’t even moved💀💀💀
It’s all in fun ! Shit why not fuck it
It makes you look like a closet gay if you stay sitting bro, don't do it
I thought he was talking about the smoke shop owner the whole time
😂 damn! In my head was the mortal kombat voice "BRUTALITY!' 😂 Every roast!
That looks like the best comedy show ever
😂😂😂😂😂 this was gold she deserved every second of that roast and more
Sounds like she was chill and wanted to participate lol
David is truly earning his rise in comedy. I remember win he first came to all def and nobody respected him . But he pushed to compete and is fearless. Now he's touring . Eventually he'll start doing theatres and arenas .
Shelter Puppy-I'm Hollerin🤣📢I'm Dyin⚡⚰️
OMFG The best laughs I ever just had over you calling out the audience.. hahahahahahahaha I've got to find a show you're doing!!
Goddammm, when David Lucas come to your city, bring your vest, helmet, and seek out shelter, because that man's roasts coming for your life! 😂🔥
Anyone can be an assistant principal apparently 😂
Being pretty helps alot sadly. She may not be gifted up top, but that doesn’t always matter if other areas are doing good
Anyone can be a techer, nurse babbysitter and any of these jobs females have. Why do you think men let them take the jobs? They are easier to do and the males want/need eye candy 😂.
David is one of the smartest comedians out there. He should write a show. Amazing.
I love this lol he’s quick. With the comebacks
That “damn” before the sip of coffee killed that man 😂
My dude got instant splash damage bc of his lady hahah
A tsunami of splash. Shit 😂
He didn’t get splash damage he got the full fucking wave meanwhile she just made herself look ignorant as hell.
That Jordanian dude wasn’t built for that he was ready to throw hands
Being on Roast Me, “DAAAAAVID LUCASSSSSS”, you can’t beat this guy 😭
If he keeps on going like this no one is going to have the courage to buy tickets in his front row lol
this is a sadistic group not so sure about that
Yeah cause at some point it was just mean and could've affected her job/relationship. Dude could've moved on after a couple roasts.
@kurokaizen1889 Well, when you bring a literal list of fat jokes to his show you're asking to get obliterated.
Are you kidding?? People get front row tickets because they want to attention, they just act like bitches most the time once reality sets in lol
Roasted the hell outta both of them lol they definitely argued when they got home 😂
Dang! I feel bad for hubby. 😂😂😂
Im still laughing at DJ Khalid's stunt double. Thinking he a pioneer in selling 💩 with a receipt 🤣
I haven't laughed at crowdwork that hard I don't think in, ever. The immediate clapbacks were perfection. If this guy hits up anywhere near San Antonio I wanna go.
If I go to a David Lucas show I'm trying to sit in the back to avoid all this
This is the type of person who’s educating our children
Homie stood up knowing he’d be scorched by the whole audience 😂 bruh, I’m dead
That dude left the show questioning his sexuality. 🤣🤣🤣
If she loses her job for trying to roast him because of his size, she flunks her whole life.
Keep the crowd work coming! 😂
Roasting David Lucas as an audience member is going to be a LONGGG DAYYY for you 😂😂😂😂😂
bro figuring out the hard way why the front seats are the cheapest 🤣
I HOLLERED so loud! 😂
this was funny lmao everything you buy come with a receipt what ya store different 😂😂😂
Assistant principal is one of those jobs where they say it backward to make it seem more important. Like. Assistant principal sounds way more official than Principals Assistant
"200,00 steps in the month of June..." 🤣🤣🤣
The genuine surprise on his face when he saw she was the actual assistant principal
These people heckling David Jones have the same audacity as people who try to fight ufc fighters. 😂😂😂
Your ruthless man😂😂😂 so happy to see comedy go back to normal.
When he laughed at the school website, I lost it!! Hilarious!!
The smoke shop owner saying, “oh fk” when the girl says she bought the condo 😂🤣😂🤣
Bro finally won a roast 😂😂😂😂
Man these videos make me want to keep watching your content, but NEVER go to one of your shows lmao no way I’m paying some dude to talk to me like that 😂
Dang, he is a master, she gave it away that she has notes and he asked her to say her "best" roast line so she doesnt have anything else better lol (if she had anything good). He knows the science of roasting. 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣