The English Willy Saga (FULL TUMBLR SERIES)

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
  • This video is both part 1 and part 2 of the English Willy saga videos with a few minor tweaks to the audio, that way everything sounds perfect! If your wondering, helloscully was the original poster for this tumblr series, so please go check them out!
    I dont know fully if this is the end of the English Willy saga, but expect an extra upload if it does! (also ty for reading the description it helps a lot)
    Part 1: 0:00
    Part 2: 6:47

Komentáře • 583

  • @Skipppppy
    @Skipppppy Před 2 měsíci +3540

    Omg hi I’m the one who made those posts this is AMAZING, I spent the entire video with a huge grin on my face you absolutely nailed it! This made my whole week 🥹

    • @phozphoz
      @phozphoz  Před měsícem +316

      xfgncthrsdghqagsfg THNAK YOU ASAFEADAadfawefafaef

    • @after_eventsdev4789
      @after_eventsdev4789 Před měsícem +131

      WE NEED A FNAF 6 ONE KNOW GIVE IT TO US

    • @deltastudios3618
      @deltastudios3618 Před měsícem +83

      Did Mike go to Taco Bell?

    • @DemonicsInc
      @DemonicsInc Před měsícem +29

      That was fantastic you did such a good job

    • @ShinyRowletGuy
      @ShinyRowletGuy Před měsícem +55

      I think you made one of the best pieces of fnaf fan content in a long time, good job

  • @maskedknight_0725
    @maskedknight_0725 Před měsícem +2180

    I just realized the reason Willy hates Mike’s car
    it’s literally just William’s car. A purple boxy sedan with yellow headlights.
    Mike hit him with his own car

  • @Jonrocks7
    @Jonrocks7 Před měsícem +740

    I love the idea that william is just chilling with the employees while not being an agressive murder robot to anyone but the nightguard is hilarious

    • @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676
      @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 Před 22 dny

      Bro just has intergenerational beef

    • @hiwaga7399
      @hiwaga7399 Před 20 dny +54

      he doesn't have beef with the staff, only with michael.

    • @user-oq5rm9gi5o
      @user-oq5rm9gi5o Před 16 dny +5

      And I honestly understand why. Like, if one of my kids killed another one, then I’d hate that first one too tbh

    • @helvarstark4282
      @helvarstark4282 Před 16 dny +6

      I dig this head canon, and the person he singularly has beef with is Micheal alone (plus Henry)

  • @FivePebbles-e8s
    @FivePebbles-e8s Před měsícem +470

    William acting likes he’s just gotten too tired to be a murderer anymore and just enjoying “life” is hilarious to me

    • @NOCKGAMES
      @NOCKGAMES Před 22 dny +25

      enjoying is a really tough word for William in that situation

    • @FivePebbles-e8s
      @FivePebbles-e8s Před 22 dny +16

      @@NOCKGAMES Trust me he’s “enjoying” it

  • @anothermiddleschoolburnout8816
    @anothermiddleschoolburnout8816 Před měsícem +699

    Someone really said "This your mans?" And dropped Willie's child murder lore on them. I'm so dead.

  • @joshuasmyth3115
    @joshuasmyth3115 Před měsícem +1732

    I cannot get over how the night guard and springtrap just have this cartoony fucking squabble

    • @littlebeefbeefpro1920
      @littlebeefbeefpro1920 Před měsícem +243

      What’s even more funnier is that if I remember correctly the night guard is Willy’s son so he literally ran over his dad

    • @ChucktheSpicyChicken
      @ChucktheSpicyChicken Před měsícem +154

      To be fair, mike got his guts scooped out by his sister because his dad wanted him to check on her in his old robotic's basment.

    • @paranormeow
      @paranormeow Před měsícem +59

      it’s a father son rivalry

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 Před měsícem +31

      @@littlebeefbeefpro1920i don’t know if it’s ever been explicitly stated who the night guard in the third game is- supposedly there’s decent evidence it’s one of the guys from the second game (if we go with the assumption that those ones aren’t aliases used by Mike), and I think that the arson is good support for it being Henry, but also I think the goosebump ripoff books make it a whole new guy?

    • @ruthie4197
      @ruthie4197 Před měsícem +40

      ​@runeanonymous9760 The security logbook leans toward it being Mike, and also it can't be the guy from the book because he (spoiler) doesn't make it through more than one shift. But otherwise yeah, there's nothing concrete in any direction. Personally I think its Mike because it makes the Sister Location secret ending make more narrative sense + its funny

  • @felixlebendig8570
    @felixlebendig8570 Před měsícem +1657

    That is the most accurate "in universe" fnaf thing i have ever seen.
    This is exactly how i imagine things would be

    • @FunAngelo2005
      @FunAngelo2005 Před měsícem +19

      Yup

    • @UniGya
      @UniGya Před 21 dnem +16

      The only inaccurate part is that there would be a gay nightclub to take English Willy to in the middle of rural Utah. Maybe a hole in the wall gay bar but a nightclub? Nah

    • @lightwarlord4998
      @lightwarlord4998 Před 20 dny +3

      @@UniGya nah, this timeline show me that anything is posible

    • @attevishawhy7400
      @attevishawhy7400 Před 15 dny

      @@UniGyaim pretty sure that becouse of fazbear and stuff utah is actually a center of technology (at least animatronic- they were cutting edge after all). So.
      In this univerce utah would be more developed?(is that the right world?)

  • @Noobster2731
    @Noobster2731 Před měsícem +753

    William getting Fucked up off of cheap whisky in a gay bar is something I didn't expect to see.

  • @Youhadabadday2021
    @Youhadabadday2021 Před měsícem +416

    I love how everyone has varying depictions of Micheal Afton due to the ambiguity of his overall appearance post-resurrection. Most people depict him as a walking talking rotting corpse, whereas here he looks completely normal except for the scars, and he's likely wearing the bandana and glasses to hide some of the more... extreme damage.

    • @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
      @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 Před 27 dny +77

      Yeah, I wager his mouth would be messed up since he vomited a seven feet tall metal robot and wires.

    • @Gova_01
      @Gova_01 Před 24 dny +36

      Canonically he eventually healed from most of the damage thanks to magic.

    • @daniellemurnett2534
      @daniellemurnett2534 Před 22 dny +18

      @@Gova_01 Speculation. We don't know the limits of remnant, not least of all because they keep making up new shit it can also totally do

  • @DragonFries12
    @DragonFries12 Před měsícem +737

    The news article being by Mark I. Plier killed me.

    • @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
      @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo Před měsícem +134

      Leading investigator being Matthew Patrick, he was the one who found the location of the killer

    • @DragonFries12
      @DragonFries12 Před měsícem +29

      @@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo oh my gosh i didn't even notice

    • @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
      @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo Před měsícem +25

      @@DragonFries12 neither did I, I just made it up

    • @DragonFries12
      @DragonFries12 Před měsícem +20

      @@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo oh lol. That would've been perfect tho

  • @Ifeellikethis
    @Ifeellikethis Před 2 měsíci +2503

    In-universe social media rp. Gotta be one of my favourite genres.

  • @Pokedude12-29
    @Pokedude12-29 Před měsícem +1177

    oh so THAT'S why springtrap isnt there on night 1

    • @phozphoz
      @phozphoz  Před měsícem +433

      he was gettin hozed

    • @Pokedude12-29
      @Pokedude12-29 Před měsícem +171

      @@phozphoz or he was out at the gay bar

    • @Dyna_Point
      @Dyna_Point Před měsícem +115

      ​@@Pokedude12-29nah
      the gay bar has to before nignt 6

    • @rowanjones5562
      @rowanjones5562 Před měsícem +60

      "What the fuck do you mean you took the corpse-laden main attraction I'm supposed to babysit to a fucking gay bar?!"
      Add in the lesbian bar joke from Simpsons and Mike will be a little less pissed I think.

    • @It_Is_The_Me
      @It_Is_The_Me Před 25 dny +12

      ​@@rowanjones5562I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire extinguisher!

  • @WintersTheSixth
    @WintersTheSixth Před měsícem +249

    I wonder why they didn't realize mike was wills kid
    Then i realized that they probably expected a 40 year old fart instead of an immortal 20 year old scooped up dude running on spite and Remnant

    • @j-aaxch9658
      @j-aaxch9658 Před 21 dnem +29

      Spite, remnant and EXOTIC BUTTERS-

    • @dylanjoyce8104
      @dylanjoyce8104 Před 21 dnem +17

      my friends just explained this to me after asking why mike was covered in scars. i dont know alot of fnaf lore but i know who mike is. and the psychic damage i took apon learning.

  • @415-k1ub
    @415-k1ub Před měsícem +512

    3:51 The reason William picked up the phone was probably because he had no idea that it was a phone. His first introduction to modern technology is someone's Columbo gifset on Tumblr lmao

    • @gabrote42
      @gabrote42 Před 29 dny +19

      That's incredible

    • @yocapo32
      @yocapo32 Před 24 dny +56

      He probably also recognized Columbo and found it funny that the series was still relevant.

    • @Stella.22g
      @Stella.22g Před 23 dny +2

      Accurate

    • @emeraldjolteon1472
      @emeraldjolteon1472 Před 14 dny +4

      william be like; What on earth are these bloody kids doing with my old stu-WAIT A MINUTE THAT'S A PHONE THAT'S ALSO A TV!?

  • @purplepedantry
    @purplepedantry Před měsícem +320

    This series perfectly captures the inevitable silliness that would have happened if Mike just took his job seriously for a while instead of burning the place to the ground before even a week was done.
    You don't escape silly when you're around English Willy.

    • @mysticwarrior8785
      @mysticwarrior8785 Před 18 dny +5

      Silly billy? Nah. This aint no rhythm game this is five nights at Freddy’s. Here, we have silly willy.

    • @SnesySnas
      @SnesySnas Před 18 dny +8

      He was probably thinkin that he couldn't burn the place down since his "dad" was looked after and fonded over, he probably didn't like it but figured not being taken seriously was a fate worse than death
      Then when everyone realised who "English Willy" truly was he said "Nevermind lmao"

    • @purplepedantry
      @purplepedantry Před 18 dny +2

      @@SnesySnas
      Well, I suppose that's essentially just what happened in real life. Most of the fandom either refuses to acknowledge him in any serious manner or just outright despises him like he's a real historical figure.

    • @purplepedantry
      @purplepedantry Před 18 dny +1

      @@mysticwarrior8785
      Join the silly >:3

  • @TheSnerk452
    @TheSnerk452 Před měsícem +373

    This is canon as far as I'm concerned. peak Michael Afton design

  • @billzden
    @billzden Před měsícem +188

    I love how Mike wears glasses and a mask to cover up his decaying skin😭

  • @Tmalter
    @Tmalter Před měsícem +183

    I have an indescribable gut feeling this "English Willy" fellow has a tendency to return.

  • @Infinzo5898
    @Infinzo5898 Před měsícem +1606

    It's funny how he hates ice cream, coincidentally that's what lured his daughter.

    • @DivinityIncarnate000
      @DivinityIncarnate000 Před měsícem +137

      ah yes, coincidentally

    • @Eternus_transmogrifus49
      @Eternus_transmogrifus49 Před měsícem +76

      Not so coincidentally.

    • @Infinzo5898
      @Infinzo5898 Před měsícem +5

      @@Eternus_transmogrifus49 wdym?

    • @consumetm
      @consumetm Před měsícem +107

      ​​@@Infinzo5898 I think they mean that the event with his daughter is WHY he hates ice cream, hence why it's not a coincidence

    • @Infinzo5898
      @Infinzo5898 Před měsícem +6

      Yeah that was what I was sayin.

  • @theween6788
    @theween6788 Před měsícem +318

    1:11 okay this guy deserves massive props for playing into the bit so perfectly

    • @thesadisticskitty7665
      @thesadisticskitty7665 Před měsícem +44

      Sorry to ruin the magic, but that's another sideblog of the person running the whole story.

    • @ARKWOLF20000
      @ARKWOLF20000 Před měsícem

      ​@@thesadisticskitty7665☝️🤓

    • @theween6788
      @theween6788 Před 8 dny

      @@thesadisticskitty7665 aw dang it, still pretty good writing though

  • @zanyhound3874
    @zanyhound3874 Před 2 měsíci +390

    Give him his Columbo and his clown stock images. Also William caught in 4k with Tumblr

  • @L-o-l-b-i-t
    @L-o-l-b-i-t Před měsícem +610

    this is like my favorite series of tumblr posts and it's even funnier hearing it voiced over

    • @phozphoz
      @phozphoz  Před měsícem +57

      this was the MOST FUN to voice over, thinking about doing some stuff similar

    • @sonyp1483
      @sonyp1483 Před měsícem +8

      SAME 😭

  • @shiny1556
    @shiny1556 Před měsícem +807

    I never saw or read the full thing but lord almighty that is so funny.
    Love the concept that a corpse is made a company pet and that corpse and his son got into fist fights at least more than once

    • @cottoncandysans
      @cottoncandysans Před měsícem +91

      and his son ran him over with his own car

    • @ruthie4197
      @ruthie4197 Před měsícem +78

      ​@@cottoncandysansThe vehicular assault is funny enough (a strange sentence), but what really does me in is noticing its that stupid purple car from the minigames. With his own car indeed lmao

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually Před měsícem +28

      If you saw a skeleton in real life, walking around, not actively attacking anyone or being evil wouldn't you just have fun messing around with him

    • @Silverrowbrush
      @Silverrowbrush Před 20 dny +5

      Not to mention the fact that his son is also a corpse, on account of having his insides scooped out and temporarily replaced by a pile of evil, sentient wires. You know, normal Utah things.

  • @coldandghostly
    @coldandghostly Před měsícem +173

    I will not bitch about the pronunciation of Gloucester, bitching about the pronunciation of english town names is the little death that leads to total destruction.
    Excellent vid

    • @coldandghostly
      @coldandghostly Před měsícem +5

      Gloss-te-sheer

    • @possibly_ben
      @possibly_ben Před měsícem +8

      ​@@coldandghostly what
      worcestershire is pronounced "woosh (worces)-ter-sheer", where tf does the "sheer" part in gloucester come from, why isn't it just glooshter or something, fuck languages

    • @starlightiris
      @starlightiris Před měsícem +6

      @@possibly_benthey’re thinking of gloucestershire - Gloucester is just pronounced “gloss-ter”

    • @possibly_ben
      @possibly_ben Před měsícem

      @@starlightiris ah, so i was right

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 Před měsícem +3

      Gloosh-stir is how we say it in New England, but I suspect that while the TTS devices mispronounce most of the English town names, probably there’s some Americanization with some of them.

  • @TylerPeeerrry-yr7eo
    @TylerPeeerrry-yr7eo Před měsícem +189

    Now all we need is English Willy 2: return of the pepaw

  • @Poja_0811
    @Poja_0811 Před měsícem +178

    13:54 you can see scars on him so it is micheal in this version, it's still unconfirmed if the fnaf 3 guard is michel afton or not, cluld have been anyone even my only cousin that is older than me

    • @Poja_0811
      @Poja_0811 Před měsícem +9

      I just saw an error in my comment and i can't edit it or i'll lose the heart... anyway thanks for the heart and likes... why do i have over 100 likes? Is my last bit of optimism playing tricks on me? Anyway i have a small idea and idk why but it feels posible, one of the missing children is either the older brother or cousin of travis? Stupid i know

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 Před měsícem +293

    Presumably, the reason why Willy hated being hosed down is because the springlocks can trigger when they get wet, so hosing him down is making them stab into him _slightly_ deeper than they already are lol

    • @CHEESEPUFF_7
      @CHEESEPUFF_7 Před 23 dny +18

      I didn't think about that

    • @Stella.22g
      @Stella.22g Před 23 dny +2

      YWNBARW

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 Před 23 dny +15

      @@Stella.22g
      Yeah, Willy's Notoriously Br🇬🇧tish And Really Weird

    • @Naturalbornmissgeburt
      @Naturalbornmissgeburt Před 22 dny

      Technically he's in animatronic mode which means that springlocks can't really stab down any further because they aren't "fastened" in the first place. It's probably just PTSD from the first springlock failure

    • @DocVill-yc6kf
      @DocVill-yc6kf Před 22 dny +5

      But the've already been set off so they cant be triggerd anymore tho??????

  • @dreemurrprince
    @dreemurrprince Před měsícem +117

    I wonder if scully ever connected the dots about micheal and william, their tom and jerry beef and english willy just happening to be his dad.. plus being a murderer.. and mike torching the place.. hm

    • @arthurdias6860
      @arthurdias6860 Před měsícem +17

      I hope micheal explained everything

    • @xenon8927
      @xenon8927 Před 28 dny +8

      Early on the narrator mention that Mike refuses to explain why he has beef and they also don’t know each other that well (they don’t have Mike’s number). I doubt it

    • @dreemurrprince
      @dreemurrprince Před 28 dny +4

      @@xenon8927 im.. pretty sure they do at the end, doesnt mike text the narrator at the end?
      also i guess i missed the mentioning of that, ty

    • @xenon8927
      @xenon8927 Před 27 dny +7

      @@dreemurrprinceThey do have Mike's number by the end of the story, but during the part where they're taking the animatronic out clubbing, the narrator struggles to tell Mike because they don't have his number despite having the number of most of their other coworkers, implying they aren't really that close.

  • @oiergarcia7533
    @oiergarcia7533 Před měsícem +210

    I really just went to google maps to check if there was a taco bell in Hurricane, turns out there is one

  • @someoneunusual7186
    @someoneunusual7186 Před měsícem +140

    Don't worry y'all, he *always comes back*

  • @inciniratr8445
    @inciniratr8445 Před měsícem +229

    I SO DESPERATELY NEED A CONTINUATION ON THIS

  • @venomfan2020
    @venomfan2020 Před měsícem +222

    5:25 I mean, that stock photo's pretty fucking funny, I can see why English Willy likes it so much
    5:46 _"It felt personal."_ FNaF fans: "no shit"
    6:13 that's his son
    7:03 ain't no way
    8:00 Mike sounds surpisingly young for a college-kid
    8:11 Every FNaF player when they can't find a certain animatronic on the cams:
    8:15 PEEPAW WILLY GOT WASTED 💀
    8:46 they're getting him back to the Attraction
    8:55 "damn cosplayers" 😂😂
    10:16 uh-oh, the cops got involved
    12:00 Michael as in the employee they got working for them at Fazbear Frights?
    12:06 lmfao
    12:47 nah, he's gonna burn it all down
    13:35 I knew it
    13:53 yeah, that's a 30-something-year-old guy who got killed and is now revived and is healing from a substance that comes from the souls of the dead, said substance might have healing properties, which is why the living corpse of a 30-something-year-old guy now looks like a mildly-injured college kid
    14:34 Oh, that explains a lot.

    • @Stella.22g
      @Stella.22g Před 23 dny +1

      Yeah a woman voiced Mike dw

    • @fairylaw4994
      @fairylaw4994 Před 19 dny +1

      "yeah, that's a 30-something-year-old guy who got killed and is now revived and is healing from a substance that comes from the souls of the dead, said substance might have healing properties, which is why the living corpse of a 30-something-year-old guy now looks like a mildly-injured college kid"
      Holdup what??!? What part of the lore did i miss?

  • @bigmoeceooftheboppers3380
    @bigmoeceooftheboppers3380 Před měsícem +53

    To think that for the whole time Mike, who probaly knew it was his dad, were just fucking about with a bunch of people along side his dead ghost possessed father's corpse robot

  • @A_person473
    @A_person473 Před měsícem +46

    I feel like in another universe where SpringTrap isn't a serial killer, this would be real.
    GET MIKE THE DAMN TACOBELL..

  • @user-mi7of3vt1f
    @user-mi7of3vt1f Před měsícem +691

    they just treated english willy like a cat or dog or some pet :sob:
    also SALMON RUN PROTOGEN???? THAT'S LIT

    • @phozphoz
      @phozphoz  Před měsícem +62

      YEAHHHHHHHHH THATS ME!!! salmon-proto hybrid

    • @fongjasper8206
      @fongjasper8206 Před měsícem +9

      Salmon computer

  • @calliekeyli8635
    @calliekeyli8635 Před měsícem +232

    HELP THAT LAST PHOTO-

  • @sonicletrol4501
    @sonicletrol4501 Před měsícem +24

    I want a sequel to The english willy sage cus i can just imagine having the OP slowly realising who MIKE is and why MIKE and english willy were fighting each other

  • @dayoldpepsi652
    @dayoldpepsi652 Před měsícem +294

    I… I thought I hallucinated this??? I could never find it again after I first read it and just assumed it was just some sleep deprived madness…

  • @nerdgeek8911
    @nerdgeek8911 Před měsícem +134

    I DON’T CARE WHAT SCOTT SAYS, THIS IS 100% CANON
    Loved the dub btw! I originally saw the first post in the wild (aka on tumblr) several months ago, so needless to say this was a delight to watch :3

  • @Microsave2
    @Microsave2 Před měsícem +234

    Only in Utah bro 💀

  • @ilivory974
    @ilivory974 Před měsícem +51

    The CNN special report being written by Mark. I. Plier had me rolling

  • @eagleowl833
    @eagleowl833 Před měsícem +60

    Learning that Willy is from Gloucester (pronounced "Gloster")
    Has filled me with immence pity for him😢

  • @hippyhopohskippydop5792
    @hippyhopohskippydop5792 Před měsícem +27

    This Gotta be my favorite way of a piece of me to be interpreted like not just like more accurate to the time. Like FNAF being more closely looking like Chuck E. Cheese is old mascots no nothing like that just straight up real time reactions and straight up acting like this shit has happened in real life. I love it.

  • @FunAngelo2005
    @FunAngelo2005 Před měsícem +40

    Most accurate representation of how fazbear freight's manigement works

  • @SkeletonTeeth
    @SkeletonTeeth Před měsícem +45

    God, this is amazing. I wish I knew of more art-roleplay-interaction stuff like this. Its so entertaining to watch

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 Před měsícem +14

    “We’re taking him clubbing”
    I deadass expected that to end with seals

  • @q.s.w.9074
    @q.s.w.9074 Před měsícem +40

    This is still to my day, the best Tumblr post ever. It is literally whatever the hell Tumblr and the internet would do in the FNAF universe. I hope they do something like this to FNAF 6 or SB
    Also dsmn tjst is a cute ass protogen, so cute and lovely UwU. Plus ya voice is perfect for ya proto, literally a match made in heaven

  • @main7168
    @main7168 Před měsícem +153

    it was only at the surprise party that i remembered they had no idea he was a child murderer

  • @juiceboxbento
    @juiceboxbento Před měsícem +20

    I live in Utah. I used to live in Southern Utah, and would make trips into Hurricane (it's pronounced Hur-kin, by the way) because a LARP ran in the desert out there. Because that's what's out there. It's a little town, extremely conservative, and it's just mostly desert.
    The idea that a gay nightclub would exist out there is more unrealistic than the concept of ghosts existing.

  • @toonaishere
    @toonaishere Před měsícem +13

    English Willy is such a wild story name but like it fits so well

  • @chaotic_ourple
    @chaotic_ourple Před měsícem +45

    Holy shit I NEVER KNEW THERE WAS MORE THAN LIKE THE FIRST 3 POSTS. THIS IS INCREDIBLE

  • @PaperBag2024
    @PaperBag2024 Před měsícem +23

    What’s funniest about this to me, is that William Afton is apparently a Columbo fan 💀

    • @creepypastakingthedragones3679
      @creepypastakingthedragones3679 Před měsícem

      Did you see the fat ass columbo got to make his wife happy, he got the jerma dumpy to make his wife happy, I'd love columbo too

  • @St0nek
    @St0nek Před měsícem +46

    English Willy is defenitely one of my fave tumblr things, im so glad you dubbed it!

  • @azurola
    @azurola Před měsícem +48

    It's funny that English Willy has a hatred to ice cream 💀

    • @defaultoperator5414
      @defaultoperator5414 Před měsícem +6

      I think it's because of circus baby and Elizabeth how Elizabeth fell for circus baby's trap and william proably suffering from ptsd from it.

  • @Nookisms
    @Nookisms Před měsícem +10

    English Willie my beloved!!!!!!
    My favorite thing about this video is that everyone thinks it's real posts and not fake in universe posts

    • @jjstarz7383
      @jjstarz7383 Před 22 dny +1

      well they are real, interactable posts lol

  • @conwool2609
    @conwool2609 Před měsícem +11

    I wonder if Mike came clean to Scully and the gang, maybe made them part of his “dad-tracking/murder squad.” I can imagine the others getting kinda horrified about his whole story, and deciding to help him out, because hey, he’s been doing this on his own for god knows HOW long as a corpse, and he could definitely use a break

  • @TylerGoatMan
    @TylerGoatMan Před měsícem +15

    This is absolutely the best thing I’ve ever seen come out of the Fnaf fandom.
    14:02 The noises I just made are causing my family to give me weird looks.

  • @MagoDraws
    @MagoDraws Před měsícem +15

    Getting to finally see the whole English Willy story was such a fucking delight because it’s just so fucking funny

  • @sillywilly83
    @sillywilly83 Před měsícem +47

    MIKE IS SO REAL AND CHILL JGNDFXYFTUYU- AND WILLIAM DEF TURNED INTO A DRAG QUEEN AT THE GAY BAR I LITERALLY SAW HIM VOUGEING🗣🔥‼🤪🤑🤪😍😔😜🥰😰

  • @theundertalegamers9055
    @theundertalegamers9055 Před měsícem +10

    Imagine if we got a full sequel to this nonsense where years later the same guy is working at the pizzaplex and meets up with goddamn Burned English Willy or something like that

  • @thomasliptak9469
    @thomasliptak9469 Před měsícem +5

    Gotta love that one thumbs up emoji at 4:12, like Willy actually did answer the question..
    somewhat

  • @sharplily
    @sharplily Před měsícem +12

    6:34 ok but if the night guard is canonically michael this means he's just running his dad over

    • @sharplily
      @sharplily Před měsícem +1

      Of course they took him to the gay bar

  • @Dragynn5
    @Dragynn5 Před 26 dny +6

    god, it's so refreshing to hear someone actually swear on youtube

  • @delta_gon5277
    @delta_gon5277 Před měsícem +34

    This shit is fucking *golden*
    also love the detail as to who wrote the CNN article.
    I did not expect willy to be going to a gay bar xD

  • @Kamui_Azur
    @Kamui_Azur Před měsícem +13

    Mike burns down Fazbear Frights and his immediate concern is if he and his former co-worker are still going to Taco Bell...
    Why does that sound so in character for him? Hope he did get Taco Bell after all the crap he went through.

  • @Ed_sheeran_in_a_monkey_costume

    Love how mike just has fist fights in the parking lot with english willy every night

  • @Not-A-Workaholic
    @Not-A-Workaholic Před měsícem +11

    Mr. Grizz spent all that money on this cool little protogen to handle social media, yet adamantly refuses to give me a FUCKING raise for the last 2 years?
    Gotta respect his business sense, if nothing else.

  • @barrybaxterbarryductions2918
    @barrybaxterbarryductions2918 Před měsícem +10

    This seems really good. It's like we're approaching modern-era analog horror as we speak.

  • @roboticjanitor3332
    @roboticjanitor3332 Před měsícem +9

    So here I am, channel surfing on youtube cause I have nothing better to do. I see a video titled "The english willy saga" with springtrap in the thumbnail, assume its some short story from the fnaf fandom and proceed to click out of morbid curiosity. Instead I get a hilarious retelling of a horror game from the perspective of a hopeless average joe dubbed by a chill protogen dressed like a salmon run oc and makes that design premise work way more than it realistically should. subbed

  • @FIDELELIZONDO-zw3oo
    @FIDELELIZONDO-zw3oo Před měsícem +48

    It would be interesting to see stories similar to this but in other games.

    • @SSMp315
      @SSMp315 Před měsícem +12

      Security Breach would be so funny
      “Monty and Freddy should beef ngl”

    • @FIDELELIZONDO-zw3oo
      @FIDELELIZONDO-zw3oo Před měsícem +1

      @@SSMp315 lol

    • @JackalformerlyKnownasDjjjav
      @JackalformerlyKnownasDjjjav Před měsícem +5

      @@SSMp315Bonnie: oh, you’re approaching me?
      Monty: I can’t beat the servos out of you without getting closer.

    • @Quackervoltz
      @Quackervoltz Před měsícem +4

      Bendy rp blog where someone starts urban exploring the studio and finding all the weird fucked up shit

    • @FIDELELIZONDO-zw3oo
      @FIDELELIZONDO-zw3oo Před měsícem +1

      @@Quackervoltz oh that would be sick lol

  • @Elementroar
    @Elementroar Před měsícem +8

    You think it’s impossible for someone to pal around with a murderer, but my regular podiatrist ended up not taking his meds and went into a psychotic rage and killed his wife and dog. Like I talked to him about my vacation plans. You never know when you brush shoulders with potential murderers.
    (Also this seriously isn’t a shitpost, Google “Singapore podiatrist murder”. Quirk was my podiatrist)

  • @victoriangm7774
    @victoriangm7774 Před měsícem +3

    My absolute favourite post on tumblr + hilarious narration + a 10/10 horrible pronunciation of Gloucester that sent me into outer space = this is fantastic, thank you sir.

  • @SuperThunderbrain
    @SuperThunderbrain Před měsícem +5

    We need a spiritual sequel to English Willy.

  • @pixelmace1423
    @pixelmace1423 Před měsícem +6

    I saw a part of this pass through my tumblr dash recently and wow, I am glad to see the full story laid out here

  • @sillydoumafrfr
    @sillydoumafrfr Před 18 dny +5

    I think this might be the best in universe explanation for how william was able to stay in fnaf 3 without being instantly exorcised

  • @soda7998
    @soda7998 Před měsícem +8

    5:43 "the tiktok text to speech lady voice" this is so me

  • @salvadorelastname9095
    @salvadorelastname9095 Před měsícem +6

    Michael Afton being happy and having friends brings me great joy :)

  • @creepypastakingthedragones3679

    I love the idea of threatening to get the hose if he misbehaves

  • @AoiUsagiOtoko
    @AoiUsagiOtoko Před měsícem +7

    this is my favorite FNAF related thing ever i love you english willy. love his looney tunes rivalry with the night guard

  • @GAMERTHEODOR420
    @GAMERTHEODOR420 Před měsícem +22

    They took a undead murderer to a gay bar 🤣

    • @SSMp315
      @SSMp315 Před měsícem +7

      It was the most he felt alive tbh

  • @conflictbrooks
    @conflictbrooks Před 13 dny +3

    This is _ex-fucking-xactly_ what Tumblr would be like in the FNaF universe.
    I really love how everyone committed to the bit and responded like it was all real. I also love the little details like how "English Willy" loves the color purple, clowns, the desk fan, and Columbo (a show from the 70s, mind you) but hates the night guard and ice cream.
    Oh and, of course, the description of Fazbear's as "Some old Rainforest Cafe knockoff that went bankrupt in the 90s" is great.

  • @KeenEyeStudios
    @KeenEyeStudios Před měsícem +8

    7:22 Like Muppet man? Alright, that’s a good one.

  • @olliek8235
    @olliek8235 Před měsícem +9

    i’ve never seen this channel before but i wanted to say that i love your grizzco themed setup and the apterture mug. peak taste

  • @mk4-matt6290
    @mk4-matt6290 Před měsícem +9

    I mean willian did like clowns a lot when he was alive, most his creation designs were clown like.

  • @jojoman6971
    @jojoman6971 Před 18 dny +3

    the fact that fnaf 3 take place in like the 2020s making these type of co worker posts possible is crazy

  • @LuunaFoxx
    @LuunaFoxx Před měsícem +2

    It is physically impossible to describe how much I love this

  • @rydergolde3169
    @rydergolde3169 Před měsícem +3

    i was entirely caught off guard in the opening section of part 2 by the fact that you're a *Grizzco Brand Protogen*
    anyways with that whiplash leaving my brain, im gonna keep watching now
    (love this btw, i didnt realize how deep this went)

  • @MB-dn1fx
    @MB-dn1fx Před 29 dny +2

    100% unbelievable, not one person made the Mike-Michael connection.

  • @spectrumstars_
    @spectrumstars_ Před 26 dny +1

    THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN PAST 'THAT CANT BE WHY HE SMELLS BAD' IM SO HAPPY THERES MORE

  • @TylerGoatMan
    @TylerGoatMan Před 24 dny +4

    9:53 I still cannot get over the fact that this possible version of the FNaF universe the world solved a 30 year old cold case AND found proof of ghosts because some dude running a tourist trap brought a corpse to a gay bar.

  • @honeyarsonist
    @honeyarsonist Před měsícem +1

    bro i never knew there was more (the part two) i can’t belive i missed seeing that happen on tumblr. thank you for the voice over

  • @nonoo2157
    @nonoo2157 Před měsícem +8

    I am in tears, this was amazing

  • @monsterfanatic5344
    @monsterfanatic5344 Před měsícem +3

    I hope this continues with Dark Springtrap showing up at their house

  • @hotcoco2413
    @hotcoco2413 Před měsícem +4

    Weirdly the most accurate depiction of fnaf 3 from a random employees pov
    .
    [ Thu 6:22pm 8/1/2024 ]

  • @mrtire-12
    @mrtire-12 Před měsícem +8

    I honestly love this. I wish there was more content like this

  • @Lucifuer-magni
    @Lucifuer-magni Před 24 dny +1

    love the fact that the mike afton they drew was after the scoop because thats when fazbear frights takes place after sl

  • @cadeallison1102
    @cadeallison1102 Před 17 dny +2

    ENGLISH WILLY OMG FINALLY I HAVE SOMETHING EASILY ACCESSIBLE TO SEND TO MY FRIENDS WHEN I MENTION HIM

  • @clickpause8732
    @clickpause8732 Před 20 dny

    The choice of him liking the song Ready or Not like he’s a horror movie villain sampling happy songs with weirdly creepy lyrics is just a great tiny bit.

  • @TheSynthPunk
    @TheSynthPunk Před 14 dny +1

    _Willie's aversion to Ice Cream that reminds him of Circus Baby and failing to protect Elizabeth had me squealing, the author knows their lore_
    *I AM ALSO DYING FOR SEQUEL POSTS WHERE THE AUTHOR CATALOGS MIKE'S WORK AS A FAZBEAR FRANCHISEE*

  • @SoftyKnight
    @SoftyKnight Před měsícem +1

    Genuinely jump scared whenever I saw the GrizzcoTM Proto, love the content!