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  • čas přidán 17. 09. 2019

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  • @a.nonnymouse7655
    @a.nonnymouse7655 Před 4 lety +19020

    "Zelda is my favorite Mario character"
    *Draws sword*

  • @steeloptic
    @steeloptic Před 4 lety +4706

    i just say through 31 minutes and 51 seconds of tiktoks and didn't even realise how long it was omg

    • @lmTrashT-T
      @lmTrashT-T Před 4 lety +73

      I didn't realize it until I saw your comment 😂

    • @The_Unknown_Wanderer
      @The_Unknown_Wanderer Před 4 lety +45

      How on Earth did that sneak by us?! I never would have realized if it wasn't for you.

    • @lmTrashT-T
      @lmTrashT-T Před 4 lety +1

      @@The_Unknown_Wanderer yep

    • @hoesmad3413
      @hoesmad3413 Před 4 lety +1

      Mangofloomf same I only realized cause of ur comment😂

    • @miepmiep4010
      @miepmiep4010 Před 4 lety +2

      SAME WTF

  • @charlotte__3657
    @charlotte__3657 Před 4 lety +1316

    So no ones going to talk about how someone has a GOAT in their chest of drawers...

    • @gachagerbil3088
      @gachagerbil3088 Před 4 lety +6

      Charlotte Ballard I guess

    • @ms.centurion9708
      @ms.centurion9708 Před 3 lety +9

      I stuff horses in mine

    • @charlotte__3657
      @charlotte__3657 Před 3 lety +2

      Mr. Centurion no way!? Like miniature ones or full size?

    • @egg5195
      @egg5195 Před 3 lety +9

      @@charlotte__3657 Who stuffs minuture horses in a draw??? Only full sized horses work, none of that fun sized shit

    • @naomic863
      @naomic863 Před 3 lety

      8:04

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 Před 4 lety +718

    "Oh my god, Freddie's going crazy"
    *"GIBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH"*
    4:03

  • @noth9307
    @noth9307 Před 4 lety +2718

    4:45 had me on the floor
    because there weren't any damn chairs

  • @tarcan3246
    @tarcan3246 Před 4 lety +5349

    Zelda is my favorite Mario character too

  • @em-tc6zr
    @em-tc6zr Před 3 lety +181

    11:00 same energy as "what are u holding?" "A KNIFE" " *NO* "

  • @christinaevergreen8351
    @christinaevergreen8351 Před 4 lety +1215

    are we all not going to talk about the fact about how rude the Madeline McCain one was and how the one where the kid literally fell and drop this like tiny marble things.

    • @neat24
      @neat24 Před 4 lety +201

      The Madeline McCain one wasn't funny whatsoever

    • @sophiebrown1305
      @sophiebrown1305 Před 4 lety +17

      It’s Madeleine McCann*
      Also cool if it’s not funny for you then that’s fine but other people may find it funny 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @KatzeKriegerin
      @KatzeKriegerin Před 4 lety +170

      @@sophiebrown1305 If you find it funny then you probably weren't even alive in 2007.

    • @jessalyn4559
      @jessalyn4559 Před 4 lety +169

      Yeah i came to the comments to see if anyone else thought those 2 were offensive, Madeline was a child when she went missing thats in really poor taste and i felt bad for that boy i dont see how its funny to trip him like that

    • @georgaseebalack6003
      @georgaseebalack6003 Před 4 lety +20

      @@jessalyn4559 in all honesty if a person is not that attached or has a connection they find the Madison one funny. It could be dark humor I guess and i mean based on the comments I guess this was a long time ago so moreso not much attachment. Everyone is entitled to what they find funny and it's not really harming anyone at this point.
      Note I don't know who Madison is or the story and when it took place. I'm just trying to be reasonable for people who doesn't necessarily have a heart throbbing reaction to every thing but aren't heartless monsters. I don't like when others insult others like that just cuz they don't react the same as you.

  • @goobitz4231
    @goobitz4231 Před 4 lety +3049

    “I got ice cream at mc Donald’s. I’m lactose intolerant!”
    Can we talk about how the machine WASNT broken??? That in itself is an achievement

    • @toomacchi
      @toomacchi Před 4 lety +42

      I actually cracked their machine is always broken thingy.
      It's not broken.... the ice cream inside isn't cold enough to serve or the thermometer is seriously broken so it's not cold inside

    • @youreinvalid8493
      @youreinvalid8493 Před 4 lety +21

      @@toomacchi if the ice-cream isn't cold enough to serve them the machine is broken.. that's the point of the machine dude

    • @toomacchi
      @toomacchi Před 4 lety +2

      @@youreinvalid8493 it's a malfunction...

    • @youreinvalid8493
      @youreinvalid8493 Před 4 lety +6

      @@toomacchi in every machine worldwide?

    • @noctuadiscipulum9715
      @noctuadiscipulum9715 Před 4 lety +1

      @@youreinvalid8493 yeah like the menu in Borderlands 3

  • @AreNoobzEpic
    @AreNoobzEpic Před 4 lety +2721

    are we all just going to ignore the fact that one person had a goat in their drawer

  • @liammarks5176
    @liammarks5176 Před 4 lety +480

    14:56 me trying not to cough in class to annoy other people

  • @judi7238
    @judi7238 Před 4 lety +181

    28:57 as a beardie owner I can confirm that this is just how they are. Constantly. They aren't very rich in the brain cell department but I love them anyways.

    • @theweirdseedot
      @theweirdseedot Před rokem

      spirit animal
      also where do you get one?

    • @lisachiappetti6092
      @lisachiappetti6092 Před rokem

      I feel like most reptiles don't have a lot going on in the brain department

    • @lisachiappetti6092
      @lisachiappetti6092 Před rokem +1

      ​@theweirdseedot also I know this is 7 months old but I wanna help you out. So they're in a lot of pet stores, but I would be super cautious getting one from there because unless they're like family owned or something, pet stores don't have the best rep when it comes to taking care of their animals. So what I'd do is I'd look for a breeder you'll probably get a healthier beardie. Also I beg you to do a lot of research before getting one. Like a LOT.

  • @kaylinkline3568
    @kaylinkline3568 Před 4 lety +2941

    "people need to stop drinking coke, you cant see the spiders."
    Me watching while drinking my coke : "well then."

    • @IronPython-cz1eb
      @IronPython-cz1eb Před 4 lety +27

      Kaylin kline If the spider fell in during processing then the it would’ve dissolved before the coke ever even got to the supermarket due to the acid is coke

    • @mathaibunny2476
      @mathaibunny2476 Před 4 lety +6

      Iron Python2908 spiders r stupid strong tho

    • @melonylymon3214
      @melonylymon3214 Před 4 lety +7

      Pepsi is fine tho

    • @xxbattleblazexx
      @xxbattleblazexx Před 4 lety +2

      Kaylin kline 1k like🤪🤪🤪

    • @babyrhyth9458
      @babyrhyth9458 Před 4 lety +27

      Not a spider but my sister left an open can of Coke on her beside table once and woke up thirsty and went to take a sip, when she did she felt all this crawling inside her mouth and her face. She started screaming and ran to the bathroom and started coughing up. Btw all of this in the darkness, she finally turned the light on and it was ants. A whole army of ants crawled inside her coke can and she drank half of them. She never drank coke after that again lmao

  • @d1zzyghoul911
    @d1zzyghoul911 Před 4 lety +2715

    Woman: "Get your *paw* off the table"
    Dog: **puts paw off the table**
    Also the dog: SiKe, *BiCh you thought*

  • @blobfish4999
    @blobfish4999 Před 4 lety +43

    Gibby is like a golden retriever in a game of monopoly because he doesn’t know why he is there but is happy to be there for the experience.

  • @diamondzack
    @diamondzack Před 4 lety +50

    8:48 that Mario one took me out for a few minutes, man

  • @TwixterQueen3
    @TwixterQueen3 Před 4 lety +2896

    Everyone- *talking about Mario or something*
    Me- is no one gonna talk about if that bear was a real bear just walking having a good time on two legs??

    • @charliem8377
      @charliem8377 Před 4 lety +15

      Galaxypotatoes ikr I think I have a bear phobia now

    • @NoideaBabe
      @NoideaBabe Před 4 lety +27

      why is bears knowing how to walk on two legs like literally everybody already knew such a shock?

    • @TwixterQueen3
      @TwixterQueen3 Před 4 lety +35

      @@NoideaBabe because I haven't seen one walk on two legs that long.

    • @athymybeloved
      @athymybeloved Před 4 lety +10

      when u haven’t seen a bear bc u live in the top floor of a flat.

    • @Florid03
      @Florid03 Před 4 lety

      @@athymybeloved ha same.

  • @Squilium
    @Squilium Před 4 lety +705

    @11:00 had the same energy as "what do you have" "a knife" "NOOOOOOOO"

  • @ABANDONED23456
    @ABANDONED23456 Před 4 lety +99

    Normal people: Watching TikTok videos on the app.
    Me, an intellectual: Watching TikTok videos on CZcams, despite having the app.

  • @monsterrftw4767
    @monsterrftw4767 Před 4 lety +46

    4:25
    Man: YEET
    Cat: *goes flying*
    Also Cat: You have summoned The Almighty Kitten! Prepare to die of looking at my cuteness! And my evil eyes of course.

  • @scapegoatie2605
    @scapegoatie2605 Před 4 lety +3260

    I'm Norwegian and I can confirm we're actually from Norwegia.

  • @zephatry
    @zephatry Před 4 lety +4790

    As a Norwegian person, I can confirm I come from Norwegia
    Edit: First, thanks for the likes :) and someone/people have brought to my attention she said Norwegia, not Norwegian

    • @cloudwing711
      @cloudwing711 Před 4 lety +34

      Tiredmations Gr8 *National Norway song play’s* Russefest

    • @finder_
      @finder_ Před 4 lety +81

      norwegia

    • @bullie86
      @bullie86 Před 4 lety +57

      As a Dutch guy, I can confirm I’m from Dutchland.

    • @saphydragseen2808
      @saphydragseen2808 Před 4 lety +3

      Wait I just came from a video of multiculturalism to see if Norway was there (Norwegian here) and when a come to this video the first comment is "I'm Norwegian" :0, you made my day thank u fellow norwegian

    • @saphydragseen2808
      @saphydragseen2808 Před 4 lety +2

      @@cloudwing711 ... Ja vi elsker ... That's the name, thought I would help...
      Though "Vi er Norge i rødt hvitt og blått" is also kind of the national song... We are really patriotic

  • @soupy7426
    @soupy7426 Před 4 lety +31

    0:53 me when I thought we didn’t have any homework over the weekend but you walk into class Monday morning and hear “alright, let’s take out the homework”

  • @snooze7106
    @snooze7106 Před 4 lety +18

    The guy with a hot dog in his banana just looked up like god was suppose to answer him-

  • @angelcakeart
    @angelcakeart Před 4 lety +1796

    I hate that I'm here but I miss vine

  • @PastelCerulean
    @PastelCerulean Před 4 lety +432

    "You're feisty"
    "Meaw.."

  • @lappelduvide6751
    @lappelduvide6751 Před 3 lety +10

    1:44
    HE LOOKS UP AT THE SKY AND IM DYING CAUSE YOU JUST KNOW HE'S SCREAMING, "WHY GOD WHY!?" IN HIS HEAD.

  • @No-uc6fg
    @No-uc6fg Před 4 lety +19

    8:00 "You wanna hang out?" "Yeah sure, lemme grab my goat." "Don't you mean coat?"

  • @Kaden.1227
    @Kaden.1227 Před 4 lety +1337

    Moment of silence please for the girl who tattooed Greg Hefley on her neck

  • @oshahott2532
    @oshahott2532 Před 4 lety +879

    "Zelda is my favorite Mario character"
    Link cosplayer: *drops food and grabs Master Sword*
    This... is yes. This is everything.

    • @NJMC23451
      @NJMC23451 Před 4 lety +5

      I'm dying

    • @sophiavilla7831
      @sophiavilla7831 Před 4 lety +3

      I wheezed when that happened

    • @oshahott2532
      @oshahott2532 Před 4 lety +2

      @@sophiavilla7831 Same. And the cosplayer didn't even hesitate it was just immediately, "Aight, I gotta kill this bitch."

  • @ellasbian
    @ellasbian Před 3 lety +13

    "zelda is my favorite mario character"
    *link silently stands up and draws his sword*
    I'M CRYING

  • @Professor_Sex
    @Professor_Sex Před 4 lety +15

    4:14 imagine doing it from behind and seeing Greg Heffley staring into your soul

  • @a_confused_cat4704
    @a_confused_cat4704 Před 4 lety +386

    I feel like Vines themselves you more relate to on a spiritual level and tik toks that radiate vine energy are ones you can laugh at but are only temporary comforts in this world. Vines are endless

    • @jassyanimations8947
      @jassyanimations8947 Před 4 lety +6

      The viners who moved to tik tok cause vine died don't just radiate vine energy. They are vine energy.

  • @chickennugget315
    @chickennugget315 Před 4 lety +1504

    Kermit: *sees blood-stained wood chipper*
    Kermit: *aggressive inhale*
    Kermit: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*

    • @builtdifferent6227
      @builtdifferent6227 Před 4 lety +21

      Chicken Nugget the clip was funny until that happened

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 Před 4 lety +10

      “blood-stained thing”
      Have you not seen Fargo?

    • @destiny113
      @destiny113 Před 4 lety +3

      Blood-stained WOOD CHIPPER

  • @plassthiic
    @plassthiic Před 4 lety +33

    5:31 why they gotta do my man's Josh like that?!?😭💀

  • @zebdawson3687
    @zebdawson3687 Před 4 lety +13

    0:50 that man’s got a sense of humor. I appreciate that.

  • @phishypotatoeboi7661
    @phishypotatoeboi7661 Před 4 lety +1210

    WHY IS NO ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE FISH

    • @APumpkinHobo
      @APumpkinHobo Před 4 lety +39

      it's a walking catfish. They're sorta amphibious but no legs. wikipedia article --> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walking_catfish

    • @liyahfilien7129
      @liyahfilien7129 Před 4 lety +2

      facts

    • @tylerherring2443
      @tylerherring2443 Před 4 lety +35

      The concerning thing is that it's highly likely it just injured itself badly it hit that floor hard

    • @SamanthaSmith-mw7hi
      @SamanthaSmith-mw7hi Před 4 lety +11

      @@APumpkinHobo actually i believe it was some type of snake-head. walking catfish are shaped different and have whiskers. [i have 4 of them] or it miiiight be a polypeturus? { dinosaur bichir}

    • @SamanthaSmith-mw7hi
      @SamanthaSmith-mw7hi Před 4 lety +12

      also snake-heads are notorious for jumping out so they should've gotten a tight fitting lid.

  • @Omeganomster
    @Omeganomster Před 4 lety +1297

    “pOoR litTlE pUPpY”
    *cat walks up*
    “What do you want?” 🙄

    • @tab4691
      @tab4691 Před 4 lety +7

      Me tho
      Cats are devil spawn

    • @shadowcultist
      @shadowcultist Před 4 lety +22

      @@tab4691 ooh someone likes to grabby grab animals like a toddler and kitties don't like him

    • @Artskine
      @Artskine Před 4 lety +1

      That one was me but in reversed. xD

    • @willow_and_morel
      @willow_and_morel Před 4 lety

      Tab 100 yeh heck

    • @kannahchan3033
      @kannahchan3033 Před 4 lety

      My mom hates my cats hahaha

  • @MDSF90
    @MDSF90 Před 3 lety +9

    Things that are _“some bullshit:”_
    *1. “This.”*
    *2. “This.”*
    *3. “This.”*
    *3. “This.”*
    *5. “This.”*
    *6. “This.”*
    *9. “This.”*

  • @genovesator8454
    @genovesator8454 Před 4 lety +66

    (20:18) Just a friendly reminder. Don´t buy otters. They need so much space and things to do. They are animals with a lot of energy and need to bite a lot. Without demand there is no offer.

    • @cecedibrito9089
      @cecedibrito9089 Před 4 lety +1

      Shut up 😍

    • @GlimzytheBee
      @GlimzytheBee Před 3 lety +13

      Not to mention they aren't domestic animals at all

    • @Matildo1212
      @Matildo1212 Před 3 lety +8

      @@cecedibrito9089 well aren't you an ignorant little person

    • @Matildo1212
      @Matildo1212 Před 3 lety

      @@daniels.l7858 😐 ha

    • @minitureoc9333
      @minitureoc9333 Před 2 lety

      How you do even buy otter. Like isn't that a wild animals

  • @kandyk8511
    @kandyk8511 Před 4 lety +1776

    As a Norwegian it’s insane how many times I’ve heard Americans say “ Norwegia”

    • @lizzymaze10
      @lizzymaze10 Před 4 lety +62

      *cries in oil*

    • @jopie4200
      @jopie4200 Před 4 lety +62

      Its horrible that I didn't hear anything wrong with that for a hot second

    • @nexusthefireyspirit7877
      @nexusthefireyspirit7877 Před 4 lety +33

      Please dont judge our country after those idiots

    • @catj.v.6904
      @catj.v.6904 Před 4 lety +53

      That was the first time I've even heard the term "Norwegia." I'm probably just not around enough idiots lmao

    • @remytheartist
      @remytheartist Před 4 lety +10

      This is the first time Ive heard Norwegia dkbdkcncm

  • @callii2981
    @callii2981 Před 4 lety +1000

    14:56 me trying not to cough in class when I already coughed a bunch of times

  • @frankitro04
    @frankitro04 Před 3 lety +16

    30:55 I'M ACTUALLY IN TEARS

  • @kieramccormick875
    @kieramccormick875 Před 3 lety +10

    2:31 Poor frog’s being framed smh 😔✊

  • @tobi-xy4ou
    @tobi-xy4ou Před 4 lety +1336

    guy: approaches furry
    "i love your pikachu cosplay.."
    *visible anger and confusion*

    • @squishh7805
      @squishh7805 Před 4 lety +21

      Is that a c o u n t r y h u m a n ?

    • @deadnotsleeping
      @deadnotsleeping Před 4 lety +5

      @@squishh7805 cringe

    • @squishh7805
      @squishh7805 Před 4 lety +4

      tired-idiot
      You’re the one using the stock image as your pfp

    • @deadnotsleeping
      @deadnotsleeping Před 4 lety +11

      @@squishh7805 who genuinely cares other than u its literally just a pfp

    • @squishh7805
      @squishh7805 Před 4 lety +4

      tired-idiot
      You’re aware of the whole thing about people not respecting people with anime profiles, right?

  • @Strawtebby
    @Strawtebby Před 4 lety +1011

    I forgot that grade are called “years” in a lot of other countries so I was like “Why are people so mean to 7 year olds?”

    • @meghades5431
      @meghades5431 Před 4 lety +15

      In my school w e call it first years ect but I am in second year (year 8 8) it just makes it easier

    • @emd9324
      @emd9324 Před 4 lety +4

      mkw yeah me too but in my school it’s ones then twos then threes and so on lol

    • @themoon8321
      @themoon8321 Před 4 lety +5

      it’s probably just that the US wanted to be special like when Britain didn’t want to have the euro

    • @Brycicle3d
      @Brycicle3d Před 4 lety +1

      American. Yucky

    • @oogabooga1991
      @oogabooga1991 Před 4 lety +1

      @@themoon8321 nah it just makes it easier to know which is which just as you see this person got confused its being used different

  • @uikonimi
    @uikonimi Před 4 lety +27

    18:57 made me cry laugh (the Fa Mulan bit)

  • @greengamer2026
    @greengamer2026 Před 3 lety +7

    27:15 this and the next one fit so well together lol

  • @gojoseyelash6174
    @gojoseyelash6174 Před 4 lety +860

    11:00
    This, right here, is the "Whatcha got there?" "A knife!" "No!!!" kid, from a few years ago... he's matured, and so have his destruction mechanisms
    Edit: guys i have no idea... that was just a dumb joke T - T

  • @clarav1938
    @clarav1938 Před 4 lety +848

    Some of these are BAD but they make the good ones look even better lmao

    • @blazereho811
      @blazereho811 Před 4 lety +15

      More than half of them are bad lmao

    • @ItzMxsticTV
      @ItzMxsticTV Před 4 lety +28

      Like the dude that remade his nicki Minaj vine

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero Před 4 lety +4

      Or what about the one where it’s just a girl standing in front of an EB Games and says she doesn’t understand? That’s easily the dumbest one, I don’t get why it’s on here...

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 Před 7 měsíci

      like the one about Madelaine. that felt particularly poor taste

  • @tea_lex1647
    @tea_lex1647 Před 4 lety +62

    Am I the only that feels really bad for the cat? It must have been so painfully loud to it.

    • @jessicuhh017
      @jessicuhh017 Před 3 lety +4

      yeah that was not cool. i hate when people fuck with animals, it's not funny.

    • @worthyimmersion4052
      @worthyimmersion4052 Před 3 lety

      On the contrary I find it very funny

    • @worthyimmersion4052
      @worthyimmersion4052 Před 3 lety +1

      I apologize I hadent gotten to that part yet wtaf that really be fucked up

    • @starlight_studios_art
      @starlight_studios_art Před 2 lety

      I wouldnt be suprised if the poor cat became deaf :

    • @athingcalledwild7416
      @athingcalledwild7416 Před 2 lety +2

      I believe that’s a different tiktok? The transition is just so smooth it seems like it’s the same video.

  • @zinogrey2609
    @zinogrey2609 Před 4 lety +8

    18:26 thats one step below being creepypasta right there. I was not prepared

  • @waterlily1017
    @waterlily1017 Před 4 lety +107

    19:33 That dog has the softest, cutest, and most adorable whine I have ever heard from a dog. Omg.

  • @alexx-ty4wp
    @alexx-ty4wp Před 4 lety +263

    sam: omg freddie is going crazy
    gibby: GIBBYYYYY
    me: laughing to death

  • @mcbutteryqleplar5170
    @mcbutteryqleplar5170 Před 4 lety +5

    That mario on a bike one KILLED ME

  • @wileyisweird5842
    @wileyisweird5842 Před 4 lety +5

    1:40 I'm actually crying is that a fucking sausage? And his fucking reaction lmfao

  • @safeeyab6291
    @safeeyab6291 Před 4 lety +673

    I need to know what happens next with "oh sh$&t! that's not her boyfriend"

  • @ianleighliter2200
    @ianleighliter2200 Před 4 lety +763

    At 14:07 I DIED. He threw that shit in some random persons window I-

  • @Karkatvantqs
    @Karkatvantqs Před 4 lety +10

    1:16 : **Me looking in caves to find lava cause I need a Nether Portal**

  • @ozmocozmo1260
    @ozmocozmo1260 Před 3 lety +2

    am i the only one that said "hi Mr.Stark" after he nodded 😄😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
    (7:23)

  • @NerdyFangirl-hi2hz
    @NerdyFangirl-hi2hz Před 4 lety +1585

    No one:
    Lactose intolerant ppl: I'm here to die

    • @circadiana
      @circadiana Před 4 lety +16

      It’s the forbidden fruit

    • @MiuIruma
      @MiuIruma Před 4 lety +11

      Honestly we're probably just suicidal or some shit

    • @IamtheNight99
      @IamtheNight99 Před 4 lety +2

      All humans are lactose intolerant. All mammals once weaned are. The myth that humans need breast milk from another species is just a lie created by a corrupt, cruel industry.
      If you want various cancers, man boobs, erectile dysfunction, diabetes, etc. dairy is how you get it. In fact, the primary cause of breast cancer, prostate cancer, and ovarian cancer is dairy. If you know anyone who has died from it, or you have it, blame dairy and the lies they spread.
      www.watchdominion.com
      www.cowspiracy.com
      www.gamechangersmovie.com

    • @IamtheNight99
      @IamtheNight99 Před 4 lety

      All humans are lactose intolerant. All mammals once weaned are. The myth that humans need breast milk from another species is just a lie created by a corrupt, cruel industry.
      If you want various cancers, man boobs, erectile dysfunction, diabetes, etc. dairy is how you get it. In fact, the primary cause of breast cancer, prostate cancer, and ovarian cancer is dairy. If you know anyone who has died from it, or you have it, blame dairy and the lies they spread.
      www.watchdominion.com
      www.cowspiracy.com
      www.gamechangersmovie.com

    • @IamtheNight99
      @IamtheNight99 Před 4 lety

      All humans are lactose intolerant. All mammals once weaned are. The myth that humans need breast milk from another species is just a lie created by a corrupt, cruel industry.
      If you want various cancers, man boobs, erectile dysfunction, diabetes, etc. dairy is how you get it. In fact, the primary cause of breast cancer, prostate cancer, and ovarian cancer is dairy. If you know anyone who has died from it, or you have it, blame dairy and the lies they spread.
      www.watchdominion.com
      www.cowspiracy.com
      www.gamechangersmovie.com

  • @katrinaoneil7919
    @katrinaoneil7919 Před 4 lety +560

    15:33 pls like to keep this at the top I’m saving this for future replays.

    • @r3dstoner3quired27
      @r3dstoner3quired27 Před 4 lety +25

      have you noticed that they literally padlocked them together tho lmao

    • @katrinaoneil7919
      @katrinaoneil7919 Před 4 lety +4

      R3dstoneR3quired omg no I didn’t notice that! 😂

  • @BigBrother_316
    @BigBrother_316 Před 4 lety +16

    14:56
    5 year olds when their parents don’t buy them a toy

  • @alannajoi_
    @alannajoi_ Před 3 lety +7

    i lost it at *"give me a second eye"*

  • @Piece_of_Ship
    @Piece_of_Ship Před 4 lety +176

    The hot dog in a banana got me so hard lmao. Guy was like wtf is going on

    • @icanexplain5974
      @icanexplain5974 Před 4 lety +23

      I love how he looked at the heavens and he was like "I need answers, is this a sign?"

    • @iloveknitting4497
      @iloveknitting4497 Před 4 lety +3

      Jake Frye and he looks up to the sky like “wtf jesus I just wanted some POTTASIUMMMM”

    • @Crypticdragon1
      @Crypticdragon1 Před 4 lety +1

      "I have a question for God. Why?"

  • @ashlynnfitzpatrick9677
    @ashlynnfitzpatrick9677 Před 4 lety +7917

    y’all don’t know what vine energy means and it shows

    • @courtneyxrae9676
      @courtneyxrae9676 Před 4 lety +195

      tbh 💀

    • @sebastianlopez4366
      @sebastianlopez4366 Před 4 lety +12

      nice

    • @AnEmu404
      @AnEmu404 Před 4 lety +244

      Ashlynn Fitzpatrick Oh well, let peeps have fun. Plus some of the animal ones were cute.

    • @saram3449
      @saram3449 Před 4 lety +402

      Vine had a million different types of content soooooo this is fine lol

    • @builtdifferent6227
      @builtdifferent6227 Před 4 lety +216

      r u an expert or something. It’s literally just a video that feels like a vine

  • @christinaw.9214
    @christinaw.9214 Před 4 lety +19

    you forgot the iconic "i'm in the ghetto, ratatataaaah"

    • @stilldomi
      @stilldomi Před 3 lety

      I hate that because of what it really means

  • @CasualGamer11
    @CasualGamer11 Před 4 lety +8

    30:54 this is legit a banger

  • @morganrolland2370
    @morganrolland2370 Před 4 lety +669

    “Zelda is my favorite Mario character”
    **stands up**
    Me:oh no
    **draws sword**
    Me:OH NO

  • @aslanjadecallenreese99
    @aslanjadecallenreese99 Před 4 lety +281

    8:38 I'M ACTUALLY WHEEZING HOW IS THAT NOISE POSSIBLE

  • @sethharris1812
    @sethharris1812 Před 4 lety +2

    28:56 you can tell it’s not quite there, but still having the time of it’s life

  • @awesomeskelewolf8188
    @awesomeskelewolf8188 Před 4 lety +4

    31:12
    *When he did a second look I leggit died xDD*

  • @Maristartacit
    @Maristartacit Před 4 lety +1206

    Why is no one talking about 7:34
    Like who? What? Why? And most positively how the heck did that gosh darn eel shoot at top speed straight up and out of that fish tank.

    • @quartzenmirror2168
      @quartzenmirror2168 Před 4 lety +79

      I think it's a species of fish or eel I've heard of, I'm pretty sure it's called something like a Walking Eel and as long as it stays moist it can stay out of water for more than a week!

    • @killianistired
      @killianistired Před 4 lety +57

      @@quartzenmirror2168 its a catfish, pretty sure they come from florida (don't know if they're native to there). there was this big story on it a while back cause they would come up on land during big rain storms and walk from fish pond to fish pond and eat peoples fish.

    • @quartzenmirror2168
      @quartzenmirror2168 Před 4 lety +9

      @@killianistired Huh, cool! Didn't know!

    • @adphalen
      @adphalen Před 4 lety +10

      • SingulariTea • *YEET* indeed

    • @leena_potatoes7128
      @leena_potatoes7128 Před 4 lety +14

      And how did they manage to catch it on camera??

  • @grayo4176
    @grayo4176 Před 4 lety +670

    2:29
    " if my frog goes in this box, hes officially an idoit."
    *touches frogs butt with finger*
    "BRUH."

    • @tershey8862
      @tershey8862 Před 4 lety +8

      Grace Olson ikr

    • @jamesflick668
      @jamesflick668 Před 4 lety +27

      I literally didn't see that before you pointed it out, and that tiktok is ruined to me now

    • @chilledcassidy
      @chilledcassidy Před 4 lety +1

      Rex Montmorency but that’s the joke, it makes it funny

    • @somedudester2477
      @somedudester2477 Před 4 lety +1

      Cassie Tucker does it make it funny tho.. does it😐

    • @scar5117
      @scar5117 Před 4 lety

      Some Dudester yes

  • @FandmFvrBtchs
    @FandmFvrBtchs Před 3 lety +4

    That Link cosplayer DID NOT HESITATE-
    OMG THAT'S THE WHOLE FANDOM IN A FEW SECONDS I'M DYING-

    • @FandmFvrBtchs
      @FandmFvrBtchs Před 3 lety

      0:45 is the timestamp... just so I know for later reference.

  • @kendalldunn4099
    @kendalldunn4099 Před 4 lety +5

    ok but the “sup? it’s david” ones are terrifying lmao

    • @Ultradragon16
      @Ultradragon16 Před 4 lety

      Thank you. I was trying to figure out who this was and/or why

  • @kayliegutierrez1820
    @kayliegutierrez1820 Před 4 lety +329

    Bro the kid who got tripped really broke my heart 😭 poor kid man

    • @seDrakonkill
      @seDrakonkill Před 4 lety +8

      Kedy Bear
      A Kid-Man is generally referred to as a boy.

    • @dennelyzarazua1571
      @dennelyzarazua1571 Před 4 lety

      Same here

    • @breesnutz
      @breesnutz Před 4 lety

      @Israel Salgado they were obviously close..

    • @animegeek68
      @animegeek68 Před 4 lety

      @Israel Salgado I mean they're close right?
      So they're just I guess pranking him for a bit of fun. A video of you tripping and spilling whatever he spilled is one of the least humiliating things that can be posted. so eh.

  • @mateolitc8898
    @mateolitc8898 Před 4 lety +443

    Bruh, that chick was straight up cheating on her bf and her friend put her on blast. I need the full story! 👏

  • @HeyMidnight
    @HeyMidnight Před 4 lety +8

    1:16 me at 1 am getting a late night snack

  • @wokadokadee
    @wokadokadee Před 4 lety +6

    20:47
    That dog does not want to chill

  • @chas7666
    @chas7666 Před 4 lety +408

    Cat: *gets yeeted off of bed*
    Also Cat: “ah... so you have chosen death.”

  • @SamY-ev5rt
    @SamY-ev5rt Před 4 lety +221

    1:16 This bear is straight up high out of his mind

  • @TrashPandaPirate
    @TrashPandaPirate Před 3 lety +5

    14:56 when she says “I’m FINE” after an argument

  • @Radladbadsad
    @Radladbadsad Před 3 lety +6

    Hey! In case you don't feel comfy with jump scares, here's a timestamp of one! just a heads uu :)
    15:50

  • @jphartley4063
    @jphartley4063 Před 4 lety +606

    Is nobody going to acknowledge the fact that the two chickens are chained together?
    15:32

    • @ossswin
      @ossswin Před 4 lety +67

      yo don’t kink shame

    • @catonfire5010
      @catonfire5010 Před 4 lety +8

      Lmao, I thought that was the crack on my phone

  • @wohdinhel
    @wohdinhel Před 4 lety +540

    14:35 “yeuae haeiv gouet en assoignmint to wroaiet”
    “ah knoieuw”

    • @mockidaweird9580
      @mockidaweird9580 Před 4 lety +1

      When they catch me playing on my phone when I'm supposed to do homework

    • @dompaiement7643
      @dompaiement7643 Před 4 lety +8

      Can confirm, this is how Australians speak

  • @imunderstude3301
    @imunderstude3301 Před 4 lety +2

    i love how she pushes the frog in the box 2:26

  • @breathofthewildnerd1261
    @breathofthewildnerd1261 Před 4 lety +4

    “Excuse me Zelda is my favorite Mario character”
    Link cosplayer: *makes angry link grunts and draws sword*

  • @Hdidbi_3049
    @Hdidbi_3049 Před 4 lety +372

    00:57 LMAO HE JUST KEPT GOING

    • @ugh1230
      @ugh1230 Před 4 lety +2

      wait i don't get that one

    • @haithere4254
      @haithere4254 Před 4 lety +3

      Same wtf happend in that one-

    • @lala-kc3br
      @lala-kc3br Před 4 lety

      Maybe he was in some place but was too lazy to explain

    • @kris_3220
      @kris_3220 Před 4 lety

      i think so anyways. hope my assumption wasnt racist or anything...

    • @gore6587
      @gore6587 Před 4 lety +7

      ugh ..he’s in a cotton field

  • @tatsleo9022
    @tatsleo9022 Před 4 lety +1310

    is no one going to realize she made a tik tok about a missing child

  • @kingcookie9777
    @kingcookie9777 Před 3 lety +8

    How to be popular on tiktok:
    Exist

  • @honeybeehomicide6760
    @honeybeehomicide6760 Před 4 lety +6

    The fish that *ROCKET LAUNCHED ITSELF OUT OF ITS TANK* is nowhere to be found in these comments

  • @renee1390
    @renee1390 Před 4 lety +373

    I’m just glad Quincy is still alive and kicking

  • @BoldFaceTube434
    @BoldFaceTube434 Před 4 lety +284

    The best joke ive ever heard was from my classmate and he said “when i die i want you yo donate my heart to NASA so they can see a black hole up close”
    😂

  • @taylorbritt499
    @taylorbritt499 Před 4 lety +2

    21:08 is adorable
    He's a stinky baby and I love him

  • @shar2375
    @shar2375 Před 4 lety +3

    7:57
    Toriel appearing in Asgore's fight

  • @Prettyswagdad
    @Prettyswagdad Před 4 lety +186

    i’m screaming at the greg heffley tattoo

  • @deivonhenshaw896
    @deivonhenshaw896 Před 4 lety +502

    music: *"Give me a second I-"*
    cat with one eye: "am i a joke to you?"

  • @VN3wton
    @VN3wton Před 4 lety +2

    8:28 I literally screamed so loud, this is the best tiktok I've ever seen

  • @bananoverlord6962
    @bananoverlord6962 Před 3 lety +2

    "POTTASIUM"
    New favorite quote