ASMR | Dracula Gives You a Spooky Haircut!

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Komentáře • 751

  • @TheASMRRyan
    @TheASMRRyan  Před 4 lety +219

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  • @raysaturn
    @raysaturn Před 4 lety +613

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not a soul:
    Ryan as Drac: *”I aM a bArBEr”*

  • @sebb8347
    @sebb8347 Před 4 lety +274

    "Lets just say i sunburn easily"
    Later on
    "I sparkle in the sun, not fry"
    *confusion amplifies*

    • @biankah
      @biankah Před 4 lety +23

      Well he was lying when he said the second part...He was lying to get the person to relax after he admitted to being a vampire...

    • @TheASMRRyan
      @TheASMRRyan  Před 4 lety +32

      hahah the second part was a lie to help the customer relax haha

    • @mr.papapickle695
      @mr.papapickle695 Před 4 lety +2

      @@TheASMRRyan totally 😉

    • @madnesstube8909
      @madnesstube8909 Před 4 lety +1

      yeah tho ur right hes perfect

  • @kiwi_kee_vee
    @kiwi_kee_vee Před 4 lety +495

    the accent, the blah blah blah, the hissing. I love him already

    • @mysticeternity632
      @mysticeternity632 Před 4 lety +11

      It's "bleh bleh bleh" not "blah blah blah" lol 🙃

    • @kiwi_kee_vee
      @kiwi_kee_vee Před 4 lety +9

      @@mysticeternity632 sorry, I'm not a native English speaker, in my language we say 'bla bla bla', that's why I used blah

    • @mysticeternity632
      @mysticeternity632 Před 4 lety +4

      @@kiwi_kee_veeThat's okay 🙂

    • @TheASMRRyan
      @TheASMRRyan  Před 4 lety +14

      hahahah so happy you liked it already!

  • @isaacpalmer7523
    @isaacpalmer7523 Před 4 lety +146

    Ryan: “Forgive my Transylvanian accent, I come from a very faraway place.”
    “Is it Transylvania?”
    Ryan: “That is to be a mystery for you my friend.”
    “Pretty sure it’s Transylvania.”

  • @angelicgacha
    @angelicgacha Před 4 lety +230

    Nobody:
    My cat when I try and stroke her: 1:17

    • @shadownotfound6464
      @shadownotfound6464 Před 4 lety +12

      That is so relatable, my cat hates me
      Sorry I my profile pic doesn't match my name

    • @obsessed8997
      @obsessed8997 Před 4 lety +9

      *Me whenever anyone walks up to me at school*

    • @TheASMRRyan
      @TheASMRRyan  Před 4 lety +19

      hahahah evil kitty

    • @kkeojyeos
      @kkeojyeos Před 4 lety +2

      what’s sad is that my cat does that to me just when i’m looking at him-

    • @avagarrigan-twyford35
      @avagarrigan-twyford35 Před 4 lety

      Angelic Gacha that is amazing 👏👏👏
      My cat hates to be stroked and picked up
      Perfect timing as well

  • @kxllxs6425
    @kxllxs6425 Před 4 lety +471

    Ryan: bleh bleh bleh
    Me remembering hotel Transylvania: I don’t go bleh bleh bleh

  • @devonsmith8688
    @devonsmith8688 Před 4 lety +482

    Not even one minute in
    Ryan: Debra get my lunch

  • @biguzi3500
    @biguzi3500 Před 4 lety +238

    1:17 when a friend steals ur fries

    • @dominikisaweeb2990
      @dominikisaweeb2990 Před 4 lety +6

      The funniest comment i saw here yet xD

    • @kkeojyeos
      @kkeojyeos Před 4 lety +7

      No joke that is actually me

    • @WhatTheFlip43
      @WhatTheFlip43 Před 4 lety +1

      theviper :0 lol ur so funny just made my day thank you

    • @biguzi3500
      @biguzi3500 Před 4 lety +1

      No problem man, im glad I did :)

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 Před 4 lety +4

      Correction
      Friend: *tries to steal my fries*
      Me: So you have chosen...death.

  • @mossgarden7141
    @mossgarden7141 Před 4 lety +163

    Dracula: * *HISSES* *
    Me: * *hisses back* *

  • @mason2696
    @mason2696 Před 4 lety +112

    I bet he just got most of his inspiration from hotel Transylvania🤷‍♂️😂

  • @braindead-
    @braindead- Před 4 lety +312

    Why is this so funny, the voice killed me 😂

  • @TherealElChip
    @TherealElChip Před 4 lety +72

    "What blood type are you?"
    Me:O-
    "O-?"
    Me:NANI!?

  • @lettersareghae808
    @lettersareghae808 Před 4 lety +82

    Me: You want some garlic fries?
    Dracula: *makes weird sound*
    Me: uhmm ok..

  • @foreveralone8167
    @foreveralone8167 Před 4 lety +305

    Date “ so who cut your hair? “
    Me “ ummm..rico again..?”

  • @emilyrobles9679
    @emilyrobles9679 Před 4 lety +36

    OMG IM DYING AT THIS VOICE 😂😂 instead of falling asleep- I’m rolling off my bed 😂 Great Roleplay as always Ryan 💗

  • @aguilarcruzwilliamalejandr1568

    *I D O N T S A Y “B L A H B L A H B L A H"*

  • @Whenllifehitsdifferent
    @Whenllifehitsdifferent Před 4 lety +67

    The reason I started asmr coz u kill it every time x

  • @dylanchouinard6141
    @dylanchouinard6141 Před 4 lety +44

    1:45 excuse me, I am homeless, I am gay, I’m NEW IN TOWN

  • @zaydac1444
    @zaydac1444 Před 4 lety +61

    Ryan: Let's go with type O- today
    *hears glass break in living room*
    Me: What the hell!?
    Debra:You'll work
    Me:0-0

  • @CaptainNerdGirl
    @CaptainNerdGirl Před 4 lety +25

    When you hissed it gave me flashbacks in middle school. Dark times.

  • @nickbollendorf5068
    @nickbollendorf5068 Před 4 lety +38

    Ryan: Let me give you a shave down that pretty little neck of yours
    Me: 0_0

  • @OpBerlin
    @OpBerlin Před 4 lety +41

    I HAVE A THEORY:
    Debra is either some weird type of demon OR she's GOD

    • @zakariah7578
      @zakariah7578 Před 4 lety +3

      DEBRA IS GOD CONFIRMED

    • @OpBerlin
      @OpBerlin Před 4 lety +4

      Cause like she's been with The devil, Dracula, The man who directed the officer Gutierrez movie and many other important people

    • @yummytoesies3843
      @yummytoesies3843 Před 4 lety

      god is a woman

    • @arabiafascist
      @arabiafascist Před 3 lety

      @@yummytoesies3843 god doesn’t exist

  • @anke761
    @anke761 Před 4 lety +9

    As a Romanian from Transylvania, I can happily approve the Dracula speech. You sound just like a regular middle-aged romanian who tries to get a grip of some accent.
    Your videos are so entertaining, I don't think I realize it's ASMR anymore.

  • @geekymetalhead5112
    @geekymetalhead5112 Před 4 lety +26

    Ryan: *Type O negative*
    Me: Hold Up

    • @Laci-zc2dg
      @Laci-zc2dg Před 4 lety +1

      Hahah I get the reference. Good band.

  • @TippyTappyASMR
    @TippyTappyASMR Před 4 lety +15

    07:46 HOW BIG IS MY HEAD!? 😂

  • @fatih6029
    @fatih6029 Před 4 lety +39

    No one:
    Cats: 1:17

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 Před 4 lety +1

      Cats everytime you scratch their belly for .5 seconds:
      So anyway I started scratching.

    • @silverisdisappointed
      @silverisdisappointed Před 4 lety +2

      where is giratina? ARCEUS!!

    • @fatih6029
      @fatih6029 Před 4 lety +1

      Silver is disappointed in your Recent decisions 😂❤️

  • @nolimitplayz9196
    @nolimitplayz9196 Před 4 lety +46

    Dracula: ''After You''
    Me: Thanks *runs for the exit
    Dracula: 19:02

    • @ellen5520
      @ellen5520 Před 4 lety +4

      ControllerxD I’m just replaying it over and over

    • @Aslovep4
      @Aslovep4 Před 4 lety +1

      Genius..... I skipped ahead and I do not regret

  • @geekymetalhead5112
    @geekymetalhead5112 Před 4 lety +24

    First Fred and now Ryan.
    *This is getting out of hand, now there are 2 of em*

  • @daniellaasmr4576
    @daniellaasmr4576 Před 4 lety +1

    1:17 when your friend asks to share your snack at lunch.

  • @Allie-bi5iz
    @Allie-bi5iz Před 4 lety +7

    "I sparkle in the sun"
    Edward Cullen has left the chat

  • @beetlejuice4893
    @beetlejuice4893 Před 4 lety +5

    No, this isn’t Dracula. This is Rico after he got bit by a bat that flew into his salon.

  • @patrickwhite8593
    @patrickwhite8593 Před 4 lety +5

    Vampire: What’s your blood type
    Me: Diabetic

  • @mrxuniverse1437
    @mrxuniverse1437 Před 4 lety +9

    Ryan: *Sprays the cologne in my eyes*
    Me: UNACCEPTABLE!

  • @lukaunkovic9004
    @lukaunkovic9004 Před 4 lety +7

    That screech at 0:51 had me dying🤣🤣😂😂

  • @johnmivule-novabow8143
    @johnmivule-novabow8143 Před 4 lety +15

    Me: *Do you know the human that can turn into a wolf*
    Dracula Ryan: _I got you fam AH AH AH_

  • @T0ky0zs
    @T0ky0zs Před 4 lety +8

    The bleh bleh bleh made me lose it 😂😂😂

  • @josephhawkins6479
    @josephhawkins6479 Před 4 lety +2

    If there is such thing as a tingle limit, you definitely found mine. i got to relaxed and was knocked out for an hour after watching. Great Work and keep it coming

  • @hyp3rr1
    @hyp3rr1 Před 4 lety +3

    As soon as he said "I am Dracula" there was a loud thunder strike, that scared me 😂😂😂

  • @UwU-wy4sy
    @UwU-wy4sy Před 4 lety +4

    I would laugh if dracula comented saying "i do not say blah bla bla"

  • @OptipyStudios
    @OptipyStudios Před 4 lety +5

    BLEH BLEH BLEH XD Haha I got the Hotel Transylvania reference XD

  • @elflacojr1783
    @elflacojr1783 Před 4 lety +1

    you killed this role play man, bravo ! 👏 my favorite roleplay so far of this month !

  • @TheMarston5000
    @TheMarston5000 Před 4 lety +13

    Hey Ryan I've been subbed since July this year & I'm wondering, will you release a special video on October 31st? I've never seen anyone more hyped over spooky season than you :D

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 Před 4 lety +1

      I'm guessing you're typing while the law is after you eh Marston?

    • @TheMarston5000
      @TheMarston5000 Před 4 lety

      @@geekymetalhead5112 ye man, Dutch hooked us up with free wifi on this new camp

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 Před 4 lety

      @@TheMarston5000 Nice.

  • @rhiannonmcdaniel5303
    @rhiannonmcdaniel5303 Před 4 lety +5

    Dracula:I sparkle in the sunlight
    Me:like Edward Cullen from Twilight?

  • @loganmurphy2842
    @loganmurphy2842 Před 4 lety +6

    Why does he sound like Fez from That 70’s Show 😂

    • @Mie56.
      @Mie56. Před 4 lety +2

      Lmao, this is why I shouldn't scroll through comments when I'm watching. Things like this just completely make it into a lol video

  • @griffinrebello9427
    @griffinrebello9427 Před 4 lety +1

    Why is the voice for this character so soothing

  • @decp0696
    @decp0696 Před 4 lety +5

    1:17 when you step on a cat on accident 😂

  • @sami8824
    @sami8824 Před 4 lety +4

    never thought dracula would have a lisp

  • @heisenburg7873
    @heisenburg7873 Před 4 lety +9

    Hey Ryan love the vids

  • @bydomuk1713
    @bydomuk1713 Před 4 lety +11

    Me: sees the video
    Ryan: gimi your blood
    Me: hell no im out of here goodbye

  • @cristianmadalin2741
    @cristianmadalin2741 Před 4 lety +6

    My date:were did you got your haircut?
    Me:its like.....mmm....its hard to say.

  • @seekercosfur
    @seekercosfur Před 4 lety +2

    "You must know him as...-dramatic pause-
    The woof man."
    O-o
    "The wuvman?"
    "THE WOLFMAN--"

  • @dave_j_k3565
    @dave_j_k3565 Před 4 lety +1

    You‘re so a kind person. Love your Videos. And so cool Asmr ideas.
    Keep on do your work!😃👍

  • @Obi-Juan_Kenobi3110
    @Obi-Juan_Kenobi3110 Před 4 lety +4

    Amazing roleplay, would be absolutely crazy and 'wicked' if you did a David roleplay from 'the lost boys' either way your vids a awesome 🙂

  • @Madara____Uchiha
    @Madara____Uchiha Před 4 lety +1

    I'm sick with a cold and you have brightened up my day

  • @dominikisaweeb2990
    @dominikisaweeb2990 Před 4 lety +3

    I luuuv that Akzent you had at this Video... Amazing ^^

  • @deadrisingrules1
    @deadrisingrules1 Před 4 lety +2

    You know it's gonna be a funny video when Its sponsored by manscaped 😂 i love it

  • @Aslovep4
    @Aslovep4 Před 4 lety +5

    *Me sleeping peacefully*
    Dracula: Debra it’s lunch time...
    Me: hold up...

  • @Monszte
    @Monszte Před 4 lety +3

    Who else expected him to say this video is sponsored by the Number 2

  • @glitterrave453
    @glitterrave453 Před 4 lety +24

    1 view 17 likes
    CZcams overdosed on blood again😂
    I know my jokes are bad😊
    Side rant: your eyebrows look amazing

  • @icedteapancake159
    @icedteapancake159 Před 4 lety +3

    Ok but he sounds like Fez from that 70s show im sorry-

  • @ShelbyShiversASMR
    @ShelbyShiversASMR Před 4 lety +3

    You are amazing Ryan, I can’t wait to watch this tonight, I can already tell it’s going to be good!

  • @M3rcury.
    @M3rcury. Před 4 lety

    BRO 2:54 IS SO CUTE. THE WAY HE SAYS WATER AND HIS ACCENT

  • @silverisdisappointed
    @silverisdisappointed Před 4 lety +1

    This vampire has some dang BLOODY good hair

  • @micaelav8672
    @micaelav8672 Před 4 lety

    i've been feeling so sad and anxious lately, but ur videos make me smile a little. thanks

  • @Nicky392WB
    @Nicky392WB Před 4 lety

    I am so happy I found your channel a while back.

  • @TippyTappyASMR
    @TippyTappyASMR Před 4 lety +10

    If he tries to cut in *real close* to my neck I swear 😱

    • @tisforterror6076
      @tisforterror6076 Před 4 lety +2

      Hey you are all over Ryan’s vids btw you got good vids too!

    • @TippyTappyASMR
      @TippyTappyASMR Před 4 lety

      Trey Griffin I try to watch all of them 😁 thanks!

  • @theguru621
    @theguru621 Před 4 lety +2

    1:17 Me when someone asks if I like Twilight

  • @ProfessorASMR
    @ProfessorASMR Před 4 lety +1

    Happy Halloween 🎃, Ryan! Thank you for the spooky tingles 👻

  • @whuthhm1744
    @whuthhm1744 Před 4 lety +2

    Ryan: let's go with type o negative today
    Me: oOh ShIT

  • @reaganduke6854
    @reaganduke6854 Před 4 lety +1

    Literally the first thing he said was ah Debra 😭😭I’m dying

  • @nata-ws2yy
    @nata-ws2yy Před 4 lety

    LOL the way he just walked away hissing like that

  • @colin2939
    @colin2939 Před 4 lety +1

    Would love to see a wolf man and Frankenstein roleplay

  • @Valeriher
    @Valeriher Před 4 lety

    Something to appreciate Ryan always uploads right when I go to sleep ☺️

  • @isidoraukic5211
    @isidoraukic5211 Před 4 lety +6

    Ryan: Get me type O negative
    Me as a O neagtive: *AND I OOP*

  • @alyssajones4368
    @alyssajones4368 Před 4 lety +3

    Yo Drac, I love the accent and hissing. Garlic fries? *immediately thinks of dentist roleplay* 🧛🏼‍♂️

  • @crazylikenemo2080
    @crazylikenemo2080 Před 4 lety

    I'm so glad I found this channel, that I found you ❤💕

  • @wolfy_6133
    @wolfy_6133 Před 4 lety

    I have grow unlimited power from this

  • @aarongarcia2249
    @aarongarcia2249 Před 4 lety +9

    There are at least 100 comments it’s only been 6 minutes 🤣🤣

  • @friedbeans9238
    @friedbeans9238 Před 4 lety +2

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Ryan: BlAh! blAh! BlaH!

  • @kryssz4074
    @kryssz4074 Před 4 lety +4

    2:04 I got major Sweeney Todd vibes 💀

  • @silverspoon1823
    @silverspoon1823 Před 4 lety +5

    Ryan: how can you pay?
    Me: uh oh
    Ryan: What blood type are you?
    Me: OH MY GOD-

  • @Buttwipe-nc9br
    @Buttwipe-nc9br Před 4 lety

    They should remake Dracula with you as Dracula, hope your a actor some day!

  • @loieblossom6777
    @loieblossom6777 Před 4 lety

    The small lisp he had because of the teeth at the beginning was cute idk why 😂💕

  • @hannahzucco6099
    @hannahzucco6099 Před 4 lety

    Your Dracula accent is so good!

  • @chxrrysoda3527
    @chxrrysoda3527 Před 4 lety +1

    Ryan: "I WANT HUMAN. TYPE O NEGATIVE!"
    me: well shyt

  • @ARKZT
    @ARKZT Před 4 lety

    it’s been a week after halloween’s been over and i think this is my new favorite role play

  • @v6nni
    @v6nni Před 4 lety +1

    Ryan - "Stand still"
    Me - *Sitting*

  • @Demonic_Pulsar
    @Demonic_Pulsar Před 4 lety +1

    I fell asleep during the haircut.

  • @-RetroParadise-
    @-RetroParadise- Před 4 lety

    The style,look and the voice you gave Dracula sort of reminds me of Dracula from Buffy The Vampire Slayer

  • @sofritoking4636
    @sofritoking4636 Před 4 lety +1

    Haha when he hisses LOL

  • @tristansnead3217
    @tristansnead3217 Před 4 lety +2

    Ryan: “ close your eyes my friend”
    Me: “ok”
    *2 seconds later*
    Me: “ what are you doing”
    Ryan: “Oh, I’m just flicking a fly

  • @fattubalard1522
    @fattubalard1522 Před 4 lety +2

    Why is ryans voice so much more different than i acspected?!? 😂😂

  • @MrTattooASMR
    @MrTattooASMR Před 4 lety +15

    Why do I feel you are going to "accidently" cut me for a certain reason...

  • @FlapJak__
    @FlapJak__ Před 4 lety

    After the bit at the start where he was promoting manscape I can’t take him seriously 😂😂

  • @carmenandjace3230
    @carmenandjace3230 Před 4 lety

    Your roleplays are Amazing love the voice btw

  • @hiimharrietitssoangry1854

    thank you for making this Ryan gonna enjoy this

  • @marcwilliams7583
    @marcwilliams7583 Před 4 lety +4

    Does anyone else think when he is talking about the sponsor that he sounds like Dustin from stranger things

  • @martinaghelfi1407
    @martinaghelfi1407 Před 4 lety

    Omg I want a part 2❤️😍

  • @nate0204
    @nate0204 Před 4 lety +2

    I’ve been waiting for so long for this video! Thank you Ryan!!! Keep it up with the great vids, thanks man for all the tingles. 👍😀