BEST OF ABSOLUTE FABRICATIONS (Stuff We Make Up)
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The greatest trick Herculad ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.
"The receptivity of the masses is very limited, their intelligence is small, but their power of forgetting is enormous. In consequence of these facts, all effective propaganda must be limited to a very few points and must harp on these in slogans until the last member of the public understands what you want him to understand by your slogan."-herculad
@@justwannagrill8548so profound
I will find this FREAK-!
Herculad _does_ exist, he's in the part of the movie, when Hercules is playing roulette at Caesar's Palace; he goes bust, and Herculad leads Hercules into the back room, where they break Hercules fingers. Everyone forgets Herculad, because the next scene is so shocking, for a Disney movie.
@@michaelpineiro533is that the part where James Woods starts smashing his wrist with a boot whilst shouting "ARE YOU STILL A GOD?!"
I love how that one second of oney saying ‘I miss Amy Schumer’ is in this. No joke, no build up, no long tangent, no fake story, just I miss Amy Schumer
It is a fake story though? Nobody misses her
It's the best joke he has ever made and gets funnier the older it is.
When is that
@@shortfuse94432:22
@@shortfuse9443 probably a Tuesday
I’ll never not laugh at how “my niece got done bit by a copperhead” was immediately taken as an actual fact and was only questioned when Zack switched “got” and “done”
You had a niece that DIED?
My niece done got bit by a copperhead
best zach fabrication.
The best part to me is the fact he repeats it
@@yoda8104 and the fact he said it like a goddamn robot both times.
I always like how you can never tell if Tomar will go along with a lie or just start begging for them to stop.
That's how you can tell whether they're true or not
Herculad is quite possibly the only (documented) time that Zach had developed trust issues
He has trust issues because the others frequently abuse him behind the scenes. They pretend to hit him and then laugh when he flinches. He was actually beaten by his older brother as a kid so they're preying on that trauma. But he has to stay on the channel to make ends meet. It's really sad.
@@RacingSnails64Tomar also batwings his sack over Zach’s face as Zack squirms and claws it at trying to release himself from its suffocating grasp. Tomar tries to justify it by saying he only does it because Zach is able scratch spots tomar isn’t able to reach with his underdeveloped arms. They explained all this in their deleted dream daddy upload. Which was removed because Zach kept crying into the mic the entire playthrough.
@@RacingSnails64I hate the big nose lad that's what he gets for being such a goddamn gremlin. Hell, one more of those goddamn hypotheticals and I swear they could throw him off mount vesovious into a lake of piranhas with a little man on the side going "YES YES YES YES ZACH HADEL IS GONE WE HAVE BEEN FREED" and a horn or two being thrown into the same lake
what the fuck guys
Pray for him@@TheParadox1010
I think the best fabrication/running joke is Lyle not actually being real. It's so cool that Chris is able to do the Lyle voice so consistently/often.
You've been bamboozled, All of the voices are AI. Chris hasn't spoke for 4 years...
@Kpazz nothing was the same after the event
Chris is a master voice actor, he can do an impression of lyle doing his impression of him.
Move over mel blanc
chris got throat cancer and pieced his voice together like roger ebert@@Kpazz
can't believe I've been watching OneyMcDouchebag all these years
I love the fact that it cuts to "I miss amy schumer i thought she was pretty cool" and doesn't elaborate further
It will never not be funny to me that the entire reason Amy Schumer is a punching bag is because an equally petty failed comedian started a campaign to make her one and they both looked like complete idiots because of it
@FloofMother I'm not sure that's the only reason lol. Also, who are you talking about?
@@Agxigpk-nj7lx it was that one Canadian guy, uhhh. Why do I wanna say his name is Robbie? He recently got outed for being cartoonishly abusive to his wife, like, the video was literally him smoking a cigar and yelling at her. Steven crowder, that’s his name!
@@FloofMotherrobbie rotten
@@FloofMotherdon't think I've heard of that
Should be titled “BEST OF ABSOLUTE FABRICATIONS (Lies That Tomar Feeds Us)”
He speaks from his very special heart
That's literally the title.
I'm sick of tomar and his lies!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
Big brother never lies
Zach's fabrication about how pipe organs work is one of my favorite Oneyplays jokes. The way he keeps a totally genuine tone throughout the entire build-up just sells it so well. I, too, thought I was about to learn something the first time I heard it
I know it's like he's mastered the art of lying by adding little details that you would put like as if you were talking about something you saw in a video.
Which works especially well when the others don't even question it and instead jump in to add to the lie...
"Did you know CZcams never actually made profit?"
"Yeah, I heard they just use it as a propaganda machine!"
[No further elaboration]
These Best Ofs are getting so specific. I expect compilations in the future titled, "Best of Times Where Chris Said Something and Corey Responded to it (Part 2)"
and its gonna be like 6 hours long
oneyplays top ten toilets in video games from the 90s
best of mentioning favorite food compilation (The sequel)
Top ten brown games
Top ten top tens from toptentopia
Chris might have edited the fan favorite crew member Tony out of all their videos after the Tomar incident, but I still remember.
What's crazy is Tomar viciously bit Tony's throat out for doing his classic Tomar impression, but Tony is the one who got reprimanded. Pretty obvious sign of the Tomhegemony and I'm not gonna stay silent about it any longer
@@Viridiyanits true its true, he would bite each finger and go "this little piggy went to the tomarket" then take a chomp
It makes less sense because it was fingers instead of toes but I was too scared to pipe up
@@ViridiyanTBF Tony’s impression was incredibly antisemitic and started getting really personal towards the end. Definitely an overreaction on Tomar’s part but I still think his choice to tear out Tony’s trachea with his teeth was ultimately justifiable.
And Tony was warned! If we still had the clips, I could show you multiple examples of Tomar saying to him, “If you keep pickin’ on me, I’ll sink my teeth in you.”
@@spraynard9529yeah when tony got those nose implants to better “integrate himself with tomar’s kind” as he put it I think everyone knew he had to go but I doubt they expected it to happen the way it did
You could hear the tension between Tomar and Tony by Episode 2 of the Hitman series but I never thought it would get that bad...😢
the biggest fabrication of all is that chris likes his fans
Why would anyone like us?
@@abigaillilac1370beats me
I don’t think that’s a secret he shit talks us a lot lmao
not to mention the constant reuploads and compiling that we love so dearly and watch near nightly @@pissfrog
Like Tomar always says: "the real joke are our fans"
Zach describing the plot to planes trains and automobiles as his own experience is why i will always love these guys 😂
2:21 I like how liking Amy Schumer is consider "a complete fabrication"
As it should
Norm Mcdonald always said she was the funniest woman he knew
@PALACIO254 norm is awesome
They won’t tell you this but this is actually “Best of Gaslighting 2”
Don’t worry this exact video will be uploaded with that title in a month or so
I love how tomar goes from seemingly innocent and naive when confronted about made up warcrimes and scandals and slowly over time grows callused and figured out how to roll with it. He tunes into the boys wonky wavelength over time
Goes from “no that’s just not true”
To “why are you telling everyone about my smokestacks?!?”
My favorite part about Herculad is that Zach doesn't believe it, but gaslights himself into believing a completely different fabrication.
The idea that enough people that watch OneyPlays dont know what the fuck a "fabrication" is, is peak OneyPlays fan brain and i support it.
What?
@@justyourordinarytom6528The title of the video clarifies, within the parenthesis, what fabrications are. Implicitly assuming a large part of the audience would not understand the word otherwise.
@@driveasandwich6734I think that’s the joke.
@@RichUnclePhil Yes I was explaining it to the guy that said “What?”
@@driveasandwich6734 What are fabrications?
babe wake up, we gotta react to these fabrications
Zach needs your power babe!
Im always so happy i showed my girlfriend oneyplays nonstop for a year and she eventually watched it on her own. We quote oneyplays clips as little in-jokes between each other. Gonna get her so we can react to these fabrications
lies, fabrications, and more lies!
I read babe as bebe and thought this was a Bebe's Kids meme
This is the third time they've reuploaded this video this day.
Fifteenth actually
Reuploading this again as we speak.
Dude they keep uploading the same video and not deleting the previous copy!
This is the 20th time you reuploaded this comment
@@tristandaries1129 more like 3,000th
The Depressed Gibbon bit couldn't have had a better backing track. Otherworldly and deep.
It's really sad the amount of these clips that are just Tomar being told someone loves him
that mango farm skit always has me dying of laughter
It's the first fabrication I think of when I think of the guys. It felt like behind-the-scenes production lore.
that and the Gibbon skit from JEF
Herculad remains a gosh darn enigma to me, because I was telling my mom about the bit and she said "Oh yeah, I remember seeing Herculad on TV" and she insisted he was a real character. I have no idea what layer of gaslighting I'm on at this point.
You're in too deep now
I'm wanting to say there was a kind of Herculad in the tv show
Your mom doesn't give af about you , she just hears your autistic ramblings and nods her head so she doesn't have to deal with you and then you go "bahahahaha I gaslit my mom bros!!!" While she drinks wine alone in the kitchen
The funny thing is that "fat guys blowing air" is actually true for old pipe organs, there were these massive panels (with levers) they would step on to push air into the system.
Being fat would help as you use your weight when pressing these things down.
Zach is 100% correct. Look up hand blown pipe organs.
Well i had my "pipe organ" "blown" and "handed" last night
@@Frugtherealnice bro ✋up top
i can't believe there's 7 hours of this specific form of comedy
i can, these guys are psychopaths
@@peanutcoolI feel as if I'm being transported to another world, a realm that only exists in these peoples' minds.
I LOVE the like 1 second clip of Chris just saying he misses Amy Schumer and that's it.
8 hours of lies
This is literally how fascism started
Can't wait for the 73 hour video, "Best Of Our Best Of Videos"
Zach:"What's your source?"
Tomarmstrong:"My source is that I made it the fuck up."
Tomano machines son
Tomar has hundreds of smokestacks that pump pollution into the atmosphere, he does this just for fun
L0000l
I hope this episode features Lincoln, the least discussed member of the Oneyplays ensemble.
i hate when these come out and i hear a lie i genuinely believed for like a year. i feel like a fool, an idiot even
A silly little goose perhaps
fr the Sonic Generation covid one got me, I didn't know it was a fabrication
To be fair, like 15% of the stuff here is actually true, just retold in a weird way (the so called Irish stories)
Chris O' Neill gave my knickknack a paddywhack at Lepre-con 1940
Tomar apologizing for "It's the Tail it Never Fails!" ... "sorry..."
Is so human and genuine way of expressing ultimate shame. When Oneyplays references Tomar's Great Shame, I think it's probably this moment, although the bit is pretty funny! Chris didnt grow up with Blues Clues or Marvelous Melmo
Tomar's Great Shame rivals the Great Depression in terms of cultural importance
Not to be confused with Tomar’s Great Game, which as we all know incapacitated thousands of people and only benefited the Elite
@@binglrdangle4725 is that when he stole all the tomar emeralds?
@@Good_Madi by God you’re onto something
This video is seven and a half hours long.
The fact they ignored Lyle's "Samurai Jack's gonna commit hajimemashite" joke is a federal crime and they need to pay for their indiscretions
Another blessed day with a new sleep aid
Unfortunately by drawing this thumbnail the artist is now blocked from the channel, blocked from the twitter, and blocked from the subreddit. They are done. :(
Fuck
They forgot to add the biggest fabrication of all: Chris streaming FF7 saying that the YIIK finale would be posted soon after editing
Pretty sure it's cancelled since the Ding Dong drama
@@Made_In_Heaven88 what's the ding dong drama?
@@cleo7867he left due to toxic work environment and getting treated terribly. Something also to do with *self delete* /mental health issues.
This reminds me of the one time I tried steal one of the Tomar Emeralds. Tomar caught me, mounted and inserted himself into me. I still have the Emerald.
The tomar emerald was a consolation prize
he injected his eggs into you like one of those parasitic wasps
Oh great. Another complication of jokes I have personally e-mailed the OneyPlays Team. You'll notice I have gone unaccredited (and unpaid if anyone cares at all :/); guess that's the entertainment business for you...
Business is business
Based of them
@@shanemiller1182 its based to be bad and do unfair things (zoomer brain)
@@vespiary2066 naw I just think people shouldn’t be entitled to either money or praise when sending CZcamsrs something without seemingly discussing any sort of recompense :)
This must be a bit lmaoo brother this was literally a compilation made by flapstick💀💀 and he was credited lol
2:26 i just love how out of nowhere the amy Schumer line is
The boy Flapstick getting the recognition he deserves
8 hours of bits I've watched multiple times? Hell yeah I'll watch it. 4:05:10 is real by the way. It was a Sally Acorn puppet but they weren't real bones
Oneuplays
GamingBabe1987
Aneurplaysm
ThePonderingLlama115
thank you for the context "fabrication" is a big word for me
I’m happy they’re not calling it gaslighting.
Gaslighting is intentionally making someone doubt what they’re really seeing/hearing.
Gaslighting isn’t simply just making up a lie.
These videos always remind me of how underrated Lyle is, his commentary is the funniest without having to say the most absurd crazy stuff
I always think zach is the gaslight king but then remember he gets got by herculad and the joe rogan thing
If Zach ever says "I swear to God" before something, you know he's lying.
The creature knows no God
Im so happy that they are using compilations by fans. Ive been a big Otto and Flapstick fan for quite a while, and Im just happy to see them working closely with fans
The Joe Rogan criminal bit was dark foreshadowing
It’s insane that the reality turned out darker than the bit
best of, not even all, the stuff they made up and it’s 7hrs long… i love this channel
THAAAATS WHERE THIS VIDEO WENT!!! They must’ve bought this compilation haha I downloaded the original and tried looking it up and couldn’t find it. Flapstick made the original. When I go grocery shopping I like listening to CZcams videos and the grocery store I frequent has no reception so I downloaded a long comp for just such an occasion. If you see a buff handsome man giggling to himself at Albertsons come say hi
I love these oneyplays compilation videos so much. I just listen to them while doing anything, homework, while at work, driving, taking a walk, it’s just perfect background noise for doing anything as long as you can resist the urge to laugh all the time
I love that most of these are long drawn out attempts to gaslight one another.. And then just a 4 second clip of Chris saying he likes Amy Schumer.
I appreciate you guys clarifying that this is stuff you made up instead of your actual fabrications like the Zach doll and whatnot.
This helped to ease my stimming for the day. I can tell Tomar didn’t have a hand in the title, otherwise I’d be fr*ckin’ *LOSING MY MIND!*
I'd be out of my freaking gourd from all this devious gamer energy.
Here's a similar idea for a compilation: 'Best of Cory being confidently incorrect', I imagine it will be about 500 hours long or so
I'm just imagining the poster for Those Kids Just Ran Up Witch Mountain being two kids in silhouette with somebody's arm in the foreground pointing.
flapstick having made these and now getting it posted on the actual channel is so amazing and cool
48:13 this shit made me giggle as I lay on my tummy and kick my feet back and forth
My favorite fabrication is Zach’s large globular egg sac he spit out in downtown Boston one time. The Creatures have hatched from it and begun to run amok!
Creatures being the minorities?! 😮
I...was...THERE...
Chris: "just crank out the same best of fabrications again"
Me: "I will watch this as if I've never seen it before once again"
I love how Zach tries to paint Tomar as a Captain Planet villain. :D
Yet another Flapstick W
Some of these are just stories that Tomar or Lyle tells and they’re not fake. But being in the vid implies they are
gandalf is a type of gollum
"Gandalf is a type of Golum" will forever be my favorite line, ever.
Can’t help but giddily chuckle every video
This is gonna be my new favorite compilation to sleep to.
>Complete fabrications
>I miss amry Schumer, so was pretty cool
Lol
FoneyPlays... Yeah i'm a fan
Hell yeah go Flapstick for making sick Oneyplays comps!
The video length is really a testament to how this is a cornerstone of the channels humor lol
Lol watching this and seeing the "Race to Witch Mountain" movie in the suggested videos next to it
I like how Chris's small comment about liking Amy Schumer for 2 seconds is in this video
I told myself I wouldn't get angry today, then they brought up Tomar's smokestacks and that went out the window
I love OneyPlays so much, I tickle my toes while watching OneyPlays
my favorite is that "pipe organs used to be powered by a bunch of fat guys blowing air" isn't even completely incorrect; there used to be a separate room behind the organ with foot-pedals unfortunate workers would have to run while the organist plays (bellows and calcants for those who want to fact-check lol)
the least believable fabrication was easily cory saying “i took a hike today”
good thing they clarified the type of fabrication in the title. i almost thought i missed a whole channel-wide bit of our best friends secretly being welders by trade
Mango farmers
Organ lore: in a poano every key corresponds to a hammer that hits on a string, in a organ each key opens a valve that, in the ol' days, would let pressurized steam blow the sounding pipes, nowadays its a big air compressor
"Best Of"
**7 hours long**
another video with witchhunt and worms in it. ty oneyplays for this gift.
Watched the fan compilations, ready for the authentic experience.
Fill my with your thick, grainy fluid!
2:21 I love how they cut out the joke about Amy Schumer’s “Trash Bag Special” and just left with Chris saying she’s cool
The compilation we were all waiting for
I'm always a sucker for these kinds of videos.
Thank you for elaborateing on what "fabrications" means. I don't think I would have been able to enjoy this compilation otherwise.
10:52 I almost cried grown man tears when no one got Tomar's OBVIOUS Blues Clues reference.
7 hours of gaslighting and sneakily tricking their friends??? HOLY MOLY YES!!!
:D
Are in a partnership with flapstick or something??
i think he makes the official comps now
Yes he made a community post about it
I'm awful sour about the loss of the wonderful thumbnail from the og video but what can you do?
Better than Ottoheckel he writes weird incel video essays and parasocial podcasts now
Chris is all about piggy backing off other people's successful work, most of these "Best of" videos are just community compilations uploaded under his own banner for $.
I love how you can make a 7 hour long compilation of all the stuff they make up.
I am going to watch this entire thing and enjoy every second
Zach’s Grand Minecraft Adventure is somehow the most wholesome gaslighting possible, it always warms my heart how well Zach reacts when the reveal is made. Best boys c:
6:42:00 i purposefully summersaulted down my grandparents stairs because of sonic cuz i though if i rolled i would kind of be round shaped and go down stairs like a ball down a ramp.....boy was 5 year old me surprised by pain
I laughed at "I miss Amy Schumer" more than I have ever laughed at any Amy Schumer joke.
I woke up in a daze with this playing
They treat us so well. Thank you OneyPlays overlords.