5 Guys and Too Many Wives - The CK2 Babymaking Championship
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#ck2#gaming#memes - Hry
Vale is trying to undo all his genocides and warcrimes via repopulation.
He must repopulate or else there is no one to commit genocide on.
and not by incest either. Gotta diversify (as much as having everyone have the same father :| )
Thank you so much that is a excellent idea I'm going to play as a charter that has to have a kid for each person he kills and vice versa I will keep perfect balance
2000th like. I feel acomplished.
When you Think about it. This is exactly what happends in an elderly home. When the oldest person die everyone steals his lovers. And so on
I didnt know that you were an expert on elderly home lore Novel
@@OctavioMovies you call it a elderly home. i call it a brothel
@@NovelPond r/cursedcomments
The good traditions must be kept alive.
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When you have 80 kids and have to pay child support
Suffering From Success
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yeah just like your case at The Hague vale
Valefisk please do more videos with these people
now where have i seen this before?
Vale this wasn't prasing satan it was praising slannesh mah dude.
"Does anyone have any sisters?"
"Yeah but I'M using them...."
xD
Holup
I would hate to be a girl on that island
Venice, the original Love Island
Yeah why do you think so many people would want to live on a swamp island
Extra Large did not kill himself
>not playing a religion that lets you have concubines/extra wives
That's the fun of it
Bastards > Concubines
This episode makes me think of a poem written by a Chinese warlord by the name of Zhang Zongchang:
“Untitled”
Someone asks me how many women I have
I really don’t know either
Yesterday a boy called me ‘dad’
I don’t know who his mother is
What an absolute madlad.
The Based Dogmeat General
Yessir
At that point he can start raising armies from his own family. For the.. Fatherland! Literally!
Chinese warlord era is extremely confusing and underrated
The worst part is, this isn't even that far off from actual Venice at the time
Renaissance Venice was just a giant fuckfest
It's VENEZIA
@@thallan are you one of those people who doesn't believe in using linguistic variants of place names?
ArmorFrog Entertainment that was probably a jojo reference
Are you suggesting Venice isn’t Still like this?
When are you committing war crimes in Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga? I heard that Yoda death sound so no excuses
HotDogFingerz He used it in the most recent Minecraft video, and it is art.
"I have never met any of my children" - Valefisk, 2019
Damn you Karen
When your children count for half of Venice that's quite the achievement.
“Looking for Female”
-Valefisk 2019
Buying GF
23 GP
*Ck2 player sees other people play their game*
Ah men of culture!
Once had a game were I was trying to make a massive family starting at the viking age. I got immortal with my first character and he lived to the end of the game, my living members by the end of it were around 1500
This dynasty caused lag by itself
My immortal charecter literally became Darth Sion lol
Brought you by discord claimed by Genghis Khan
The desperate house wives of venice
Cannibalizing your lover gives new meaning to 'a midnight snack'
This reads like a Cards Against Humanity result.
"Sorry i'm using them."
Best line ever.
Enrico Dandolo's (the 41st doge, responsible for the fourth crusade) surname literally means "giving it" in Italian. Quite fitting indeed.
A man walks into a bar with a 1911A1, loaded with 4 rounds, and yells: "WHO THE FUCK HAD SEX WITH MY WIFE."
Valefisk and his friends reply: "Don't know, none of us really pay attention anymore, but you might need more bullets."
Ah, that’s hot...that’s hot!!
When you play Venice with both the Austrian and Mongol strategies
*Modern problems require modern solutions*
Italian man and his gang founds the Hapsburg Dynasty, circa 800AD, colorized.
Nah its the anti habsburg where no kid is related to one another
Venice has become the kingdom of Slamalot, ruled by the Biggus Diccus dynasty.
When you try and compete with China for population size
*India
*Asia
@@imperatormaximus8952 Earthica
Competitive reproduction
“Does anyone have any sister?”
“Yes but I’m using them.”
Child: *dies*
Valefish: *chuckles* YOU FOOL, I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS
You can’t resist BIG MIKE
It appears that Valefisk is turning into Genghis Khan.
Well, they say Venice is the city of love for a reason.
A horse became Novel's court physician... nice. Honestly though it might not have been Novel, I kinda got confused as to who everyone was, but still, the horse becoming a court physician, that's hilarious.
best thing is i didn't even notice
Vidi, Vici, Veni - I saw, I conquered, I *came*
It's good to be the king
Its good to be chief
@@maleexile9053 It's good to be the emperor.
Really brings a whole new meaning to "Merchant of Venice" huh
12:02 'DUDE YOU ARE BANGING MY HALF-SISTER. Oh, I am gonna do it as well' I am fucking dying here.
7 kids at 22, sounds like my step brother.
I love these CK2 challenges so much! I discovered your channel through the Incest Challenge. Please do more of these kinds of meme videos, either single- or mutliplayer!
Same here
“What? No! I mean we never said we can’t kill our children...”
13:49 **waves hand **
These are not my children
The accidental political power they amassed made this all the better. The unknowing. Accidental. Political power.
Sounds like idea for hentai/harem anime
Nobody:
Valefisk: I'm affraid of the effect I have on women.
MORE WIVES YOUR GRACE?
“MORE WIVES YOUR GRACE?” -Arabs
This makes me wonder if you can make a dynasty so prolific that every other dynasty quickly becomes related to you.
I did it
Come to the city of Venice you will see more prositutes than in Amsterdam and it's much more of a love city than Paris
Veni, vidi, vici?
More like veni, veni, veni.
I came, I came again, and I came
The new Habsburg simlulator looks sick
get every CKII CZcamsr and start at the beginning of the game, see if you all can do what the Hapsburgs could not and create a universal dynastry
The Geneva Convention has long been disconnected from server.
Explicit War Crimes has entered the server.
Horse M.D the sequel to House M.D
This is basically the Hapsburgs 2- electric boogaloo
Venice, the city of Sin
There were some guys in my highschool that did the same thing y'all did in this video. Except they did it irl.
Not as good of an idea, that one.
For real?
Another great video from Vale"It sucks to be gay"fisk
And thats how Paradox implemented a court limit
Meanwhile My character became an immortal and lost his Peepee while duelling a rival king on the battlefield... the Rival king Died, my immortal survived but losing my Peepee in battle is worse than death... He's not even aloud to get married because of it.
rip peepee
It’s like watching 5 different genghis khan
They are following the footsteps of Genghis khan i see
This started as who can be the biggest Chad and devolved into who can become the state of Alabama quickest
"I just ate my lover"
Hmm kinky
Women just love me, you know?
HAPSBURGS HAVE JOINED THE CHAT
The profile pic hahaha
I'm calling CPS
I loved it it was hilarious. anyway back to the true reason I wanted to post this comment. I have and idea that might be fun to play Essentially you try to marry into every single royal Family then try to get that relative in to the position of power instead of whoever they married and that's it. and if you want some kind of contest you could get some other people to play with you and then see who can marry into the most royal families. Oh and one more thing although I have never played crusader kings II and my only real experience i have is a small series of videos that I watched like 2 years ago and this. I think there is a way to use family numbers that are married into a royal families to take over the countries now you could use this to add a bit more I guess flair to the contest by seeing who can take over the most countries in one session. now all of the information I just said what is this from those videos I watched like two years ago that I can barely remember so none of this might be true but it could be a cool contest if it was true or something you could just play on your own to get a laugh out of kind bullshit your family can get married into
Well goddamn Valefisk
This was amazing
That court is basically a episode of desperate housewives.
Vale voice tiger 1 in bokoens oanzermedalsbstream the perfect war crime machine for the perfect criminal.
Good video as always.
The subtle thumbnail: "I saw, I conquered, I came."
Another quality video I see
This is amazing.
great stuff
love the ck2 content
A game for the whole family
The inspiration for the hapsburgs so beutiful
Love the title
I need a lp of you trying to populate the entire map 🙏
“What are you doing step bro??”
We need this in CK3 now.
Y'know Vale, this is just an average day in Old Europe
Welcome to our mighty Swingdom.
I appreciate the subtle Monty Python references
Alcibiades would be proud of all of you.
quality content
Austria and the mongol empire combined.
So this is the genghis khan challenge
Now Valefisk are the wives some desperate housewives
0:04 Those are awfully masculine women you got there.
Vale, you know when you did CoH Omaha beach map and got owned? Don't feel a failure - I did it under the same conditions and it took FOUR hours. I could have learnt swears in every foreign language in that time!
Holy shit this beats any deadly decedant court out of the water like holy shit.
An Italian with a Muslim, sounds like a sitcom
Walder Frey part 2: Medieval Boogaloo.
Lol 😂 SO TRUE
*Lego Yoda death noises intensify*
The ultimate Eskimo bros.
Next time play as a ironborn in The Agot mod. You can have like 30 salt wives.
5 guys, burgers and wives
That was great
2:37 - He's getting them from Zagreb
I get mine from Ukraine.
Should have put a no murder rule in, that kind of killed the fun of it at the start there for that bit. Otherwise great