Who Lives and Who Dies?

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  • čas přidán 27. 01. 2020
  • we accidentally the whole world :(
    Elliot Gough ( @Elliot Gough ) / Eddie Bowley ( @Eddache )
    Main Channel ( @TomSka )
    TomSka Shirts (sharkrobot.com/asdfmovie)
    Twitter ( / thetomska )
    Facebook ( thetomska)
    Tumblr ( / thetomska )
    Edited by @Elliot Gough
    Music by Todd 'LilDeuceDeuce' Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
    Special thanks to Charlie Belle for writing a lot of the prompts x
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  • @TomSkaAndFriends
    @TomSkaAndFriends  Před 4 lety +4659

    who is hamilton

  • @skysnow2495
    @skysnow2495 Před 4 lety +540

    I like how they had Elliot, he ceased to exist, they let in a new Elliot, and then replaced that Elliot with a 3rd Elliot that shits water.

    • @allystory4681
      @allystory4681 Před rokem +11

      Good comment

    • @Hello_I_Have_Appeared_
      @Hello_I_Have_Appeared_ Před 3 měsíci +14

      Just wait till they get a 4th one to replace the Elliot that quit

    • @ninjayoshi8020
      @ninjayoshi8020 Před 2 měsíci +8

      ​@@Hello_I_Have_Appeared_Wait until they get a 5th Elliot to replace the one from the mine turtle game announcement

    • @tonynguyen4603
      @tonynguyen4603 Před 9 dny

      @@ninjayoshi8020oh you mean reb day?

    • @ninjayoshi8020
      @ninjayoshi8020 Před 9 dny +1

      @@tonynguyen4603 Woopsie forgot that was Reb Day. I swear she looked so much like Elliot in that video.

  • @RossSavill
    @RossSavill Před 4 lety +3157

    "Can they talk?". The timing and delivery. Absolutely cracking up.

  • @welcometomyuniverse2028
    @welcometomyuniverse2028 Před 4 lety +2087

    A baby with survival instincts
    Sound Familiar....
    *Baby with a gun has joined the fight*

  • @ororion212
    @ororion212 Před 4 lety +1622

    *Pushes kids outside*
    Me: oh,no
    *Finds a person who likes touching kids, pushes them outside*
    Me: " OH NOOOOO"

    • @Shadamyfan-rs8xc
      @Shadamyfan-rs8xc Před 4 lety +50

      This needs more likes.
      I also feel bad for those kids 😥

    • @Max_The_Flower
      @Max_The_Flower Před 4 lety +63

      Shadamyfan 1923 don’t worry, they’re disguised as a man in a trenchcoat

    • @Shadamyfan-rs8xc
      @Shadamyfan-rs8xc Před 4 lety +50

      @@Max_The_Flower oh yeah. I forgot. Good thing they have that trench coat. 😃

    • @thedukeofnothing6421
      @thedukeofnothing6421 Před 4 lety +2

      Shadamyfan 1923 wait sec, SHAD!

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 Před 4 lety +4

      NOOOO

  • @gl00myharvester
    @gl00myharvester Před 4 lety +790

    Imagine if they'd gotten the "ugly baby" and "but they're a baby" together 😂 just a generic ugly baby

  • @michamationsyt4910
    @michamationsyt4910 Před 4 lety +1803

    I like how they started hyping themselves up when they kicked the kids out.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 4 lety

      WARNING!!! I am the unprettiest CZcamsr worldwide, but somehow I have a lot of fans. Thanks for being a fan, dear Micha

    • @Stinker0610
      @Stinker0610 Před 4 lety +30

      AxxL what the fuck is your channel you look like a kkk.

    • @harry4716
      @harry4716 Před 4 lety +15

      AxxL I regret looking at your channel

    • @vwithav7997
      @vwithav7997 Před 4 lety +6

      @@AxxLAfriku stfu

    • @emilyisntapedophile8644
      @emilyisntapedophile8644 Před 4 lety +13

      @@AxxLAfriku your channel is one of the reasons god and satan dont come to earth

  • @terrijxx3164
    @terrijxx3164 Před 4 lety +2471

    I’m so interested by the way Elliot’s brain works “it can talk?!?!?!!?”

  • @breadstick1461
    @breadstick1461 Před 4 lety +1159

    Tomska: Hey Matthew Perry do a trick
    Matthew Perry: No
    Tomska: would you do it for a scooby snack?

    • @toryslapper69
      @toryslapper69 Před 4 lety +38

      could i BE any more convinced?

    • @evildoggo22
      @evildoggo22 Před 3 lety +13

      Who wouldn’t do something for a Scooby snack

    • @zvolyx3247
      @zvolyx3247 Před 2 lety +8

      I would sacrafice my firstborn for a scübi snac

  • @CyberChamp
    @CyberChamp Před 4 lety +1781

    Imagine getting into the bunker and just seeing these 3 bois behind the table.
    What do you do?

    • @VeinyWombat
      @VeinyWombat Před 4 lety +117

      NUT

    • @pantano13
      @pantano13 Před 4 lety +42

      Scream.

    • @neilyworm
      @neilyworm Před 4 lety +38

      Break down

    • @ethan44444lord
      @ethan44444lord Před 4 lety +141

      Put a sheet over myself and pretend they can't see me. Tom might not be fooled but the other two might. They might think he's seeing a ghost and I'll survive.

    • @selevan4185
      @selevan4185 Před 4 lety +20

      Go back out

  • @tygoliv4157
    @tygoliv4157 Před 4 lety +421

    “It would be the endless cycle of bloodfuckery!” - Eddie “Tom’s slave” Bowlie

  • @purpseatpeeps8641
    @purpseatpeeps8641 Před 11 měsíci +28

    I take solace in the fact that in a parallel universe the gang drew “an ugly baby who is a baby.”

  • @angelgutierrez3552
    @angelgutierrez3552 Před 4 lety +263

    Now we need fanfiction of them and these characters surviving the apocalypse

  • @mister_stoney
    @mister_stoney Před 2 lety +143

    This means that Canonically in the content universe, elliot is both a clone and can shit water. And I thought Tom being elliot's dad was weird

    • @YaamFel
      @YaamFel Před 2 lety +2

      I thought tom was just Rick's dad

    • @THEAZRANLEGACY
      @THEAZRANLEGACY Před rokem +6

      @@YaamFel he's both elliot and rik's dad in content lore

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic Před 10 měsíci +2

      ​@@THEAZRANLEGACYhe's only pretending to be Elliot's dad since he was 2

  • @eleanamontazella7249
    @eleanamontazella7249 Před 2 lety +118

    My favorite thing about their dynamic is Elliot literally has to put in zero effort and he can have them in hysterics

  • @mayag8048
    @mayag8048 Před 4 lety +375

    "They hunger for toenails."
    I completely LOST IT at that part 😂

  • @Johnhhujj
    @Johnhhujj Před 4 lety +200

    “Matthew perry, would you go board up that window?”
    “No.”
    “Would you do it for a Scooby snack?”

  • @KBraid
    @KBraid Před 4 lety +224

    This feels more like choosing colonists in Rimworld

    • @bobblybeth5720
      @bobblybeth5720 Před 4 lety +3

      Is that an Alex kralie pfp or am I just losing my mind

    • @Cruxin
      @Cruxin Před 4 lety +3

      Incapable of: Caring

  • @thecolorpurple6401
    @thecolorpurple6401 Před 4 lety +422

    Tom: I don't wanna f*cka dog!
    Me: **flashbacks to genius fixes to you're problems.*
    Also,
    Tom: A fully domesticated bear
    Me: **inhales*
    *CCCCHHHHHEEEEEESSSEEEEEBBUUUUUURRGGGEEEEERRRR!*
    Edit: Wow thanks for the likes.

    • @thephoenixsystem6765
      @thephoenixsystem6765 Před 4 lety +2

      *you're

    • @rescuerex7031
      @rescuerex7031 Před 4 lety +1

      @@thephoenixsystem6765 Pretty sure they're saying that the problems belong to you in the Sentance

    • @chrish7543
      @chrish7543 Před 4 lety +3

      Anonymous Beholder unexpected far cry 5 reference lol

    • @zoeyanonschild6891
      @zoeyanonschild6891 Před 4 lety +3

      RescueRex70 Nah, video was titled with “you’re”. It was good comedy
      And I also thought of Cheeseburger. He was a good boi

    • @rescuerex7031
      @rescuerex7031 Před 4 lety +2

      @@zoeyanonschild6891 Oh didn't remember that the title was you're lol

  • @dirtiestdan123
    @dirtiestdan123 Před 4 lety +348

    Elliot: What does...... domesticated mean? *fax machine noises* Can they talk?

  • @Muip
    @Muip Před 4 lety +259

    The amount of laughter that came out of my mouth was not even measurable

  • @scorpiusdiamond
    @scorpiusdiamond Před 4 lety +209

    Elliot's "can they talk?" is a pure 'Some Lovely Board Games' moment.

  • @sarah760
    @sarah760 Před 4 lety +69

    In tears laughing at the 'what does domesticsted mean...' bit. Perfect timing and the delay in between where Tom and Eddie are not really sure what to say is comedy gold 😂😂😂

  • @Gayjesus77
    @Gayjesus77 Před 4 lety +499

    Why everyone so sad about brexit, its the most important meal of the day

    • @Bonestheskeleton
      @Bonestheskeleton Před 4 lety +17

      I laughed too hard at this

    • @ShadowSearcher31
      @ShadowSearcher31 Před 3 lety +35

      No that’s breakfast, brexit is a type of pastry right

    • @justme-et3sr
      @justme-et3sr Před 2 lety +25

      @@ShadowSearcher31 no, you're thinking of baklava, brexit is a way for a mother to feed her child

    • @Yasmin98-
      @Yasmin98- Před 2 lety +22

      @@justme-et3sr no that’s breastfed, Brexit is a kind of barbecued meat

    • @toekneemart5597
      @toekneemart5597 Před 2 lety

      @@Yasmin98- no that's BBQ brexit is taking care of kids in place of their parents

  • @spaghettiwaffles
    @spaghettiwaffles Před 4 lety +174

    “It’s an ugly baby with skills in survival”
    “Maybe they could team up with the hunter”
    Baby with a gun?

  • @springlockd
    @springlockd Před 4 lety +695

    "the world is ending"
    well this sure aged _well_ didnt it-

  • @dakfsdkfdslf8848
    @dakfsdkfdslf8848 Před 4 lety +336

    no one, absolutely no one:
    elliot's shirt: HOOS OGS

  • @tht1person523
    @tht1person523 Před 4 lety +241

    I need a movie of the action duo nudist hunter and ugly survivalist baby

  • @Protecter117
    @Protecter117 Před 4 lety +91

    I've only ever heard "don't yuck other people's yum" in an Alien audio novel and I'm also a northern scrub like Elliot so I have no idea where he's heard it

    • @gl00myharvester
      @gl00myharvester Před 4 lety +3

      Maybe he also is aware of this audio novel

    • @rollingwaves1290
      @rollingwaves1290 Před 4 lety +6

      I think I might've heard it in a jacksfilms' yiay episode

    • @cherade99
      @cherade99 Před 4 lety +7

      Am from Yorkshire, it's common in kink circles online.

  • @stuiscreative5425
    @stuiscreative5425 Před 4 lety +111

    I fully lost it at elliot's "...can they talk?"

  • @PurpleMage49
    @PurpleMage49 Před 4 lety +67

    "Can they talk" killed me xD I'm honestly crying with laughter x'D

  • @YoruuXD
    @YoruuXD Před 4 lety +61

    I’d love the pages of these prompts to play this myself lmao

  • @cesarmadero05
    @cesarmadero05 Před 4 lety +163

    The weirdest cast for The Walking Dead.

    • @rozieredz
      @rozieredz Před 3 lety +2

      I really want to see someone write this now

  • @seal8900
    @seal8900 Před 2 lety +27

    “There is nothing inherently wrong with touching kids”
    -Tomska, January 28th 2020

  • @yoanng.5755
    @yoanng.5755 Před 4 lety +202

    Me : Yes , good #content where no one talks about Smash
    Elliot : Yet another Fire Emblem Character
    *War Flashbacks*

  • @heyehyemoboy
    @heyehyemoboy Před 4 lety +140

    the title: WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES
    me, a theatre kid: *WHO LIVES, WHO DIES, WHO TELLS YOUR STORY!*

  • @neilmorris3821
    @neilmorris3821 Před 4 lety +197

    "there's nothing inherantly wrong with toutching kids"
    tomska 2020

  • @nope_118
    @nope_118 Před 4 lety +10

    The way Elliot delivered 'can they talk?' fucking gets me evertime

  • @mikesworld6064
    @mikesworld6064 Před 3 lety +16

    Can I just say that these three work off of each other SO well. There were parts of this video that I genuinely thought were scripted because of how comically well-timed their chats were :)

  • @0b1k3n0bi
    @0b1k3n0bi Před 4 lety +45

    Elliot: "Whot... does domesticated... mean... Can they talk?" *Burst out laughing*

  • @animeducky9
    @animeducky9 Před 4 lety +51

    This is Cards Against Humanity: Brexit Edition

  • @michelecitran824
    @michelecitran824 Před 4 lety +33

    Just had a quantum mechanics test that ruined my mood. Thank you for being there when I need you the most

  • @mvwinf
    @mvwinf Před rokem +11

    10:07 I have been looking for this clip for MONTHS Elliot is the funniest man alive

  • @dantes4539
    @dantes4539 Před 4 lety +10

    I would like fan art of this scenario. Somebody (who is skilled in art) please do this. This needs to be shown to the world.

  • @ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575

    Remember everybody to call the police the next time someone tries to yolk your yum.

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 Před 3 lety +13

    Ya know, the nurse never specified it had to be a daily sacrifice from the bunker's stock, and it's only to do their job, not regular tasks.
    Seems like they'd actually be great to have, especially once the raiders come in, since you don't need to keep sacrifices healthy, just alive.
    Also, it sounds like they'd know the surgeon very well, given his murder-history, so that was also a plus, I think you guys missed out here.

  • @asparrowscall
    @asparrowscall Před 4 lety +60

    Who tells our story

  • @andreasheeb9372
    @andreasheeb9372 Před 4 lety +16

    I think this may classify as the most hilarious episode of content ever.😂

  • @JrgPt96
    @JrgPt96 Před 4 lety +83

    Rockets and Hitler? that sounds suspiciously like Wherener von Braun.

    • @Vlugazoide
      @Vlugazoide Před 4 lety +9

      My thoughts exactly. He would just build V2s

    • @joenathan8594
      @joenathan8594 Před 3 lety +4

      or just a good half of the US Science division in general.

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 Před 2 lety +1

      "When the rockets go up, who cares where they come down?
      That's not my department!" says Wherener von Braun.

    • @sadham2668
      @sadham2668 Před 2 lety

      @@joenathan8594 uh what?

    • @sondpnichqfvd
      @sondpnichqfvd Před 2 lety

      @@sadham2668 look up operation paper clip

  • @awhellyeah12
    @awhellyeah12 Před 4 lety +10

    The pause before “can they talk” and also Elliot thinking that’s what domesticated means is so hilarious

  • @gracetalbot
    @gracetalbot Před 4 lety +26

    me: *theater nerd*
    me: *reads title*
    me: WHO TELLS OUR STORYYYYYYYY

  • @cherrisoda892
    @cherrisoda892 Před 4 lety +17

    Title “who lives and who dies”
    Me: Who lives who dies who tells your story!

  • @yaitz3313
    @yaitz3313 Před 7 měsíci +8

    Tom's T-shirt in this video has not aged well.

  • @aaronfaehnle7310
    @aaronfaehnle7310 Před 4 lety +9

    Me: *sees the title*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: WHO TELLS THEIR STOOOORYYYYYYY

  • @SmokeyMountainSuccubus
    @SmokeyMountainSuccubus Před rokem +6

    15:24 I was literally ripping my bong when Tom said this bit

    • @shadowgd3692
      @shadowgd3692 Před 2 měsíci +1

      What’s Tomska while high like

    • @SmokeyMountainSuccubus
      @SmokeyMountainSuccubus Před 2 měsíci

      @shadowgd3692 About the same as everything else. The same as normal but your bar for what is funny or clever is much lower so you laugh a lot more.

    • @bweirdo
      @bweirdo Před měsícem

      ​@@shadowgd3692dangerous

  • @myselph1761
    @myselph1761 Před rokem +7

    I just noticed the shirt Tom was wearing. It's such a shame that The Illuminaughtii turned out to be such a lousy human, because that is nice merch.

    • @st0lf
      @st0lf Před 10 měsíci +3

      I used to be an active member on her discord and personally knew some of the artists she commissioned to do merch. it was such a punch in the gut to have these memories overshadowed by the recent and ongoing bullshit around Blair

    • @Shadamyfan-rs8xc
      @Shadamyfan-rs8xc Před 9 měsíci

      Apparently he ruined the shirt while making art so yeah

    • @peasaladdeluxe6392
      @peasaladdeluxe6392 Před měsícem

      Thankfully, that's not an Illuminaughtii shirt!

  • @evanlandis990
    @evanlandis990 Před 4 lety +9

    10:39 bear with OC. I will hug and keep

  • @EggManJoe420
    @EggManJoe420 Před rokem +3

    When Elliot said can he talk, i just imagined a bear saying:
    'Hello! Ma names jim.'

  • @Maniac4Bricks
    @Maniac4Bricks Před 8 měsíci +8

    0:22 this aged wonderfully now.

  • @afabfelix
    @afabfelix Před 4 lety +9

    Game: "twitch streamer"
    Elliot: * puts up THE non-twitch streamer *

  • @lee_s0a
    @lee_s0a Před 4 lety +12

    14:54 "A soul for a soul."

  • @vinnyart92
    @vinnyart92 Před 3 lety +7

    the absolutely horrific timing of when this video came out is incredible

  • @theanonymouscommenter3035

    0:11 when one of the newsreaders reads the whole autocue

  • @FrenchFries4111
    @FrenchFries4111 Před rokem +4

    I can't believe this is the last video where Elliot (1) appeared.

  • @ianrose6218
    @ianrose6218 Před 4 lety +4

    I'm a little late to the bus, but when the three kids in a trechcoat eat toenails, that doesn't specify clippings. Just so we end up thinking about that.

  • @inst_guy
    @inst_guy Před 4 lety +8

    Video: *exist*
    Covid: "My time has come"

  • @f4d4
    @f4d4 Před 4 lety +14

    *WHO TELLS YOUR STORYYYYYYYYY🎶*

  • @boo_wl
    @boo_wl Před 4 lety +12

    we accidentally the whole world :(

  • @Shadamyfan-rs8xc
    @Shadamyfan-rs8xc Před 9 měsíci +7

    Rip matthew perry

  • @triforceofdragons
    @triforceofdragons Před 4 lety +11

    Elliot's mind is a beautiful thing 🤣

  • @faerlabaermar
    @faerlabaermar Před 4 lety +19

    If only they knew how close to being correct they were as to the state of what would become 2020.

  • @siobhanlawper1051
    @siobhanlawper1051 Před 4 lety +2

    You have been smashing it with these last few Contents, love it

  • @f4d4
    @f4d4 Před 4 lety +23

    Waiting for the hamilton references in the comments

  • @tooth358
    @tooth358 Před 4 lety +22

    Who tells your story...

  • @courtneyevie
    @courtneyevie Před rokem +3

    i'd like to mention that with the options they had, one of the people could have been "an ugly baby but they are a baby"

  • @therulebreaker367
    @therulebreaker367 Před 2 lety +9

    14:23 BABY WITH A GUN

  • @Theo-qk6wg
    @Theo-qk6wg Před 3 lety +7

    How to ruin your career 101 with tomska: 11:35

  • @Donolohe
    @Donolohe Před 4 lety +3

    That was an amazing episode, holy shit! When you can see gears turning in Elliot's head you know you need to prepare, but you can't be ready for what comes next.

  • @TomDaveDavies
    @TomDaveDavies Před 4 lety +11

    Well this aged like milk...

  • @evo_is_confused
    @evo_is_confused Před 4 lety +5

    The baby... Plus the hunter.... BABY WITH A GUN BABY WITH A GUN BABY!

  • @MrUtah1
    @MrUtah1 Před 2 lety +6

    6:12 the greatest sound in humanity

  • @_.sleepyghost._659
    @_.sleepyghost._659 Před 4 lety +6

    “I think they count as one cause they’re in a stack”

  • @thewolfstu
    @thewolfstu Před 4 lety +8

    9:40 and if they are covered in blood that is *not* theirs, then it proves they are a good fighter!

  • @THEHAR0LD
    @THEHAR0LD Před 4 lety +3

    Haha - prescient.
    But what we didn't know is that people would kick themselves out of the bunker.

  • @razzburryisartistic
    @razzburryisartistic Před 11 měsíci +3

    “We predict that the world will end this Friday” *they knew*

  • @saraguerrero223
    @saraguerrero223 Před 4 lety +3

    14:46 you fool this is how your arch nemesis came to be BABY WITH A GUN.

  • @scrathed
    @scrathed Před 4 lety +3

    I'll do rad tattoos and cover the bunker in awesome art.
    But I become feral when not provided with tea and pasta daily.

  • @oliviagraber1785
    @oliviagraber1785 Před 4 lety +4

    I love these videos because they got that feeling of just a couple of fun and creative friends having fun and being funny

  • @Tainami_
    @Tainami_ Před 4 lety +4

    I was studying my Japanese in the library, decided to take a break, and watch a bit of CZcams. This is the video I picked. It was a big mistake. I had to pause it half way, because I couldn’t hold it in any longer, the bear and furry thing made me cry of laughter

  • @towfuuu3935
    @towfuuu3935 Před 4 lety +3

    Last time I visited this Chanel ( 3 or 2 years ago I think? ) Tom always looks like he's going to end his life in a minute because of depression. I'm happy to see him on his recent videos because it seems he changed a lot he seems happy in his recent videos. I'm glad to see him like this☺️

  • @Aaron-mb5be
    @Aaron-mb5be Před 4 lety +34

    Who lives and who dies AND WHO TELLS YOUR STOOOOOOOORY 🎶🎵🎶

  • @vivimakesthings
    @vivimakesthings Před 4 lety +3

    "it'd be the endless cycle of blood-fuckery!"

  • @simpli_A
    @simpli_A Před 2 lety +3

    “The worlds ending… probably…”
    .
    .
    .
    Little did they know…
    Sigh

  • @EmmaleighKelly
    @EmmaleighKelly Před 4 lety +6

    *"what would you offer?"*
    I'm mostly useless, but I am a good cook, and I like to clean.. plus I have a habit of not dying and copious amounts of portable chargers.

  • @NazoCrystal
    @NazoCrystal Před 4 lety +5

    it’s 4:30 AM, the perfect time to watch CONTENT

  • @jade-indiabalmer5693
    @jade-indiabalmer5693 Před 4 lety +4

    I'm never eating lunch and watching content, at the same time, again

  • @undeadbredd6339
    @undeadbredd6339 Před 4 lety +6

    can we just admire Eddie's laugh tho?

  • @fourtwoDLC
    @fourtwoDLC Před 4 lety +2

    Amazing content !!
    What a brilliant idea !!
    I host a small webradio show weekly and some of your ideas are often referred to in the show. We played an alternative version of the Apology Game last week and I think this one is going to be stolen as well ;)
    Kudos to you, guys. I've been following you for quite some years now (well, at least Tom) and guys, you rock!!
    Greetings from France :)

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před 4 lety +4

    Eddie : "a fully domesticated bear"
    Me : "so detective Tanya bear but doesn't just mangle Tom's partners to death"

  • @CreepsBme
    @CreepsBme Před 4 měsíci +3

    I would like to thank Tommy tallarico for Toms shirt