the kaizo robot 64 ending is just poke saying "welp. congrats." "you did it! you beat kaizo!" and beebo saying hell yeah, and then poke says "there's still more to do! go get every icecream ever!" and then beebo says "or uh, wait for updates" and then poke says "shshshshshs, nobody asked, head forward for the credits." , after the credits roll, thepokemonkey with sunglasses says "thanks for all the premium payouts suckas, but uh there *will* be more content, someday. oh! and secrets lots of those, coming to a kaizo near you." also, poke dosent actually have a model, its just a retextured dr smarchibliss model.
Currently trying to get out of VL so I can play this epic boss I gave up cuz eggs but I have 32 ic so I’m close again I managed to get 37 ics, but the lag from the cyan stars in the first boss makes me die I went to VL again, but because I know tactics to the eggs, my escape chances are higher.
You: spends time to get 52 ice creams and beats sun Me: *remembers that CZcams comments are cringe and there is no point boasting about what I’ve done because 99% of CZcams commenters are incompetent*
sun done!
also forgot to mention the stars besides the minibosses and the sun are unkillable so you are forced to dodge them
10k viewies waho
@@tier8097 12k*
@@teamkaczka599 13k*
what are those stars?
So cant you kill the red stars in that section before the mini boss?
Seriously, this is how it felt when we first tried to fight the sun in the original. Don't lie to me.
nah i played cuphead and s ranked dr kahl i did it first try easy
I played a lot of bullet hells so it was not that hard, but I did die 1 time
Dude I thought the same thing!
Agreed
I’m already awful at the normal sun fight so yea ☠️
Now they legit turned robot 64 into touhou
true
love sign
master spark
touhou 64
@@coldbluebrownieTRUE
Fantasy seal
5:05 he was gonna do it
should i just upload that clip to this channel
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@@tier8097 DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR 30 DOLLAR HAIRCUT 💀💀💀💀💣💣💣💣💣👾👾👾👾👾☠️👾☠️👾🎃👾🎃👾🤖🤖🤖
red stars are so fun!!!!!
edit: i have gotten to the blaq star and died instantly because of amazing game design, epic
2:53 think on a game that dont have fair
certified masochist
2:21 pretty nice music
Bro I can’t even get a turtle tops Icecream on Mobile and you already beat the entire game? Damn💀💀💀💀💀
I have 4 icecreams on mobile
@@konancyber i have 47 on android real
I have 6 😎 atleast you got to the level unlocking section
@@GoldScoutTDSI'm at 22
I have 32 and the sun is way too hard
why did they include some snow halation in the music
cause poke is way too obsessed with snow halation
Cyan stars give no s
you be playing touhou at that point
Undertale Players: Haha childs play
@tier can you speedru. This INCLUDING the sun AND every single icecream
lmfao speedrun vlc? fuck that
the kaizo robot 64 ending is just poke saying "welp. congrats." "you did it! you beat kaizo!" and beebo saying hell yeah, and then poke says "there's still more to do! go get every icecream ever!" and then beebo says "or uh, wait for updates" and then poke says "shshshshshs, nobody asked, head forward for the credits." , after the credits roll, thepokemonkey with sunglasses says "thanks for all the premium payouts suckas, but uh there *will* be more content, someday. oh! and secrets lots of those, coming to a kaizo near you." also, poke dosent actually have a model, its just a retextured dr smarchibliss model.
haha one cannot beat kaizo until they have all ics
@@tier8097 *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*
Ok thanks 👍
@@christinerichard5752yes he's. Sure as fuck bro
@@tulips3419sage did beat this game lolo (ik im late)
so the game finally released
It was released in 2018 apil
Note that special effects only apply to the shots, not the stars shooting them
@@mrdav3778No it was not.
sun more like sus
If you got skill issue in the third mini, you should have played touhou 11 for the final boss attack/spell is the same thing
Currently trying to get out of VL so I can play this epic boss
I gave up cuz eggs but I have 32 ic so I’m close again
I managed to get 37 ics, but the lag from the cyan stars in the first boss makes me die
I went to VL again, but because I know tactics to the eggs, my escape chances are higher.
Epic 1:23
whats up with the green boss? do you have to spam space or something
spam hard or there are tiny tiny intervals between each shot which can cause faster shooting of ice cream
@@tier8097 can’t you just hold space?
@@Shadys63 no you can't actually it shoots slower if you hold space
l like this kaizo
dodge god real!!!
Touhou be like:
mobile player:THE FUCK IS THI- 💀💀💀💀💀
cool
destroy my huevos (real) (how could fardmonkey do this)
Noooo your eggs!
Poke hasn’t fixed the lag issue for potato players after 1 year
a que onda con la musica._. 2:22
SiIvagunner moment
BRO THEY. CHANGED. IT. IN. THE. KAIZO. VERSION. HOW. DO U NOT KNOW
Robot:yesssssss!!!!
Me:(crash the door)
do homerun kisoe
:o 0:05
You: spends time to get 52 ice creams and beats sun
Me: *remembers that CZcams comments are cringe and there is no point boasting about what I’ve done because 99% of CZcams commenters are incompetent*
this made me laugh I hate you
me: review reply
youtube: *NO*
touhou
Its impossible for me
What if i play on mobile?
you cant tab glitch on mobile youd die at the cyan stars
@@sIungus Actually you can if you minimize the game on android still works and you can get past the blue stars
2:21
Igot6 ice creams and now I'm gonna be tortured if I get to the sun battle💀
how did you pass 3rd boss
game hard enough and you will succeed
show the control
@@GoldenVanellope30 Spam space apparently
Touhou
What if we hit the red minion m
sadly all stars besides the minibosses are invincible
HEY!!! Thats hard!! If we minimize on red stars, what will happen?
@@BuraqZeeshanm once you beat the dark blue miniboss the game kills you if you minimize
and all red stars are after dark blue miniboss
Can you show credits??
I hate that user that posted a spoil of credits....
Get a permission from pokè
And upload it
I want the credits
maybe
this comment section sucks
ongod
um. Ok
Roses are red violets are blue I liked my own comment, because nobody expect 1 other person wants to😢
Don’t worry
you ruined a perfect kaizo gameplay, you arent funny
womp womp im still not gonna help you
Imagine doing this on 1 hp💀💀💀💀💀
its impossible doing it 1 hp because uhh. 4:24
plus if u minimize u get killed at that point
Fun fact: the bonus levels are not kaizo and you can't play them
known
how do i shoot
well all of them are playable now, even fh which takes mutiple hours to beat
@@somerandominternetexplorerPC is. Space. Mobile. U probably have. A. Button
@@somerandominternetexplorera gun?
tier is worse than me smh smh smh smh im better 100%
nope u suck
@@tier8097 nah im the best ur mad that im better than you
@@Hot_Femboy nope ur mad bc ur bad and ur sad that ur dad is bad and ur mad cuz ur bad and im better than u and ur dad
If you minimize from here on out you will be died
Also, red stars instakill!
i hope they dont make a secret level that would delay all other updates of the game by 6 years and 3 months