nijisanji moments that keep me up at night 5 (compilation) [ENG SUB]

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  • @MofuMofuSubs
    @MofuMofuSubs  Před 3 lety +418

    Yamagami Karuta is my spirit animal. (except for the cooking but i cant do anything else)

  • @isabellajemica
    @isabellajemica Před 3 lety +1247

    Normal people making friends: whats your name?
    Iinchou trying to make friends:whats your first ever memory?

    • @radsimp5710
      @radsimp5710 Před 3 lety +6

      Lmao

    • @Signout19
      @Signout19 Před 3 lety +131

      Reminds me of how one of Iinchou's first conversations with Suisei from Holo was about seeing an unflushed toilet.

    • @Necroneer
      @Necroneer Před 3 lety +14

      @@Signout19 Oh god I'm eating.

    • @radsimp5710
      @radsimp5710 Před 3 lety +23

      @@Signout19 that was hilarious

    • @naphbot134
      @naphbot134 Před 3 lety +15

      @@Necroneer from an unflushed toilet?

  • @c-man9406
    @c-man9406 Před 3 lety +1399

    Nijisanji's staff build different

    • @DIO.S_STANDAH
      @DIO.S_STANDAH Před 3 lety +24

      It hits different

    • @nanotsuki
      @nanotsuki Před 3 lety +68

      it is after all SCP collection of vtuber

    • @Baphelon
      @Baphelon Před 3 lety +132

      Going from hololive, where the wildest it tends to get is some mild boob jokes, to Nijisanji, where I just watched a video where Gundou Mirei talked about cucking her boyfriend, is the most insane whiplash I have ever experienced

    • @thelegion2184
      @thelegion2184 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Baphelon holy hell when did that happen?

    • @drizztrysylvae3045
      @drizztrysylvae3045 Před 3 lety +37

      @@thelegion2184 tbc, i just watched the clip thats likely being referenced, and what Gundou said is that she would 'cuckold' her boyfriend as a 'cruel thing' in resp9nse to a question by a viewer. this was during a discussion with hoshikawa, and she made it clear that she had never done it before.
      Edit: stick the usual youtu.be beflre the final letter code for clip link.
      /W0Lf1GAg_A0

  • @ZirusAlpha
    @ZirusAlpha Před 3 lety +504

    nijisanji never disappoints in its complete and utter ability to formulate chaos

  • @goldeneggsandwich
    @goldeneggsandwich Před 3 lety +266

    "A group of gyarus invited me to a club"
    YABE

  • @asphylt5763
    @asphylt5763 Před 3 lety +334

    "My hands were on the wall,and I was going up and down"
    I dont like where this is going.

    • @Cha.21
      @Cha.21 Před 3 lety +16

      Sounds like one of those Renpy game to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Necroneer
      @Necroneer Před 3 lety +8

      Reminded me of a shower scene ngl.

    • @Cha.21
      @Cha.21 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Necroneer shower scene..the sauce?

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Necroneer Shower scenes are great.

    • @Necroneer
      @Necroneer Před 3 lety +2

      @@Cha.21 Late reply but I can't really say, mainly because I've seen plenty of shower scenes, sources of which I don't recall either.

  • @Angrarim
    @Angrarim Před 3 lety +272

    Mofumofu subs.
    The hero who braced the chaotic nijisanji content to deliver high quality highlight moment

  • @jinsyl
    @jinsyl Před 3 lety +312

    if it has choco and other girls, it will literally always turn into some form of yuri, lmao

  • @benebsbiagtan3357
    @benebsbiagtan3357 Před 3 lety +220

    To any one just discovering Nijisanji Welcome to normal nijisanji streams, it just goes bat shit crazier than this, check Tsukino Mito most viewed video for the Real Tsukino Mito Experience.

    • @draaxus2969
      @draaxus2969 Před 3 lety +5

      WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST MAKE ME WATCH
      IM SCARED

    • @Antaures
      @Antaures Před 3 lety +1

      Ya got the title bro? Dunno what I'm looking for here

    • @alf_url
      @alf_url Před 3 lety +4

      The words that went in my mind when I watched that video was,
      "My sleep paralysis demon can't be this cute"

    • @tntkit
      @tntkit Před 3 lety

      Shame there isn't more translated clips. I only find nijisanji interesting recently after watching these compilations, and my non Japanese brain refused to let me discover this sooner.

    • @champiggyfrm_pig5271
      @champiggyfrm_pig5271 Před 3 lety

      @@alf_url what was the title pls ?

  • @MrBetrayer1
    @MrBetrayer1 Před 3 lety +176

    You know, I was quite literally about to go to bed, then I refreshed CZcams... Guess I'm staying up a bit longer...

  • @shishirraut3262
    @shishirraut3262 Před 3 lety +77

    I swear Nijisanji is another level lmao. Thanks MofuMofu for the TL and compilation !!

  • @haten1
    @haten1 Před 3 lety +44

    Choco-sensei's commentary during off-collabs never fails to paint a perfect picture. Thank you very much for the clippy & subs.

  • @SuperNecroGamer
    @SuperNecroGamer Před 3 lety +27

    "excuse me what is your first ever memory"
    gyaru: wtf
    me: wtf
    but seriously wtf 😂

  • @Necroneer
    @Necroneer Před 3 lety +84

    2:21 Why lmao, out of all things, she asked about the first memory. Even the weather deck would have been more normal.
    3:32 Thank goodness she's using 3d, it really helps me imagine her movement during the time.
    5:09 LMFAO, what an accident.
    5:49 Let your imagination flow through.
    7:18 This is a treasure, I'm glad she was able to dig it up.
    8:35 Something about this is really hilarious.
    9:46 LMAO, As expected of Kanako.
    10:15 Ouch this hurts me, it feels like the sister's calling me out and I don't like it.
    11:11 I don't blame you, if someone said that to me I'd probably be very sad as well XD
    12:09 What part about this is wholesome?
    13:51 Culture
    14:51 God these two are great.
    16:29 That caught me off guard.

  • @itsdio8390
    @itsdio8390 Před 3 lety +39

    never thought that nijisanji were this wild. thanks MofuMofu for bringing these high dose of top quality nijisanji moments that for sure keep me up at night.

  • @48Mei
    @48Mei Před 3 lety +36

    Upon seeing the sleepover collab, I was wondering why Ars wasn’t with them after they all collabed together on Inuyama Tamakis channel. But 10minutes into the collab I started to think that maybe Ars was lucky she wasn’t there. Choco would’ve killed her 😂

    • @dafaqu694
      @dafaqu694 Před 3 lety +2

      Ars is hikikomori, she won't coming into sleepover thingie tho

  • @xelanoh
    @xelanoh Před 3 lety +17

    Thanks for the subs! man any Hoshikawa + Gundo clip is so chaotic, it's great :D

  • @jack-exzolt9858
    @jack-exzolt9858 Před 3 lety +13

    Every time I take a break from Nijisanji, Iinchou always surprises me with my routine CURSED content.

  • @sofiafabula5396
    @sofiafabula5396 Před 3 lety +10

    When I saw tsukino mito in the first clip, I was delighted since I haven't seen any clips of her in a while. But then I saw yamagami karuta and I got excited. Thank you for the wonderful subs!! Especially with the shaky effects

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight Před 3 lety +42

    I couldn't believe Iinchou finally skinned her rival, _Nazono Mito_ xD
    I've heard about Iinchou's Gyaru story. But that was about gyaru in the hotel... So this is another story huh. Guess Ui-mama is lucky with her gyaru friend.
    Sasaki, link please!! xD
    Choco-sensei, Amyamya, and Ui-mama off collab, oh no. And the interesting part, Choco-sensei wasn't the one touching Amyamya lol

  • @ashle9034
    @ashle9034 Před 3 lety +15

    That's such a cursed fucking thumbnail and I love it

  • @dokaaandondon5112
    @dokaaandondon5112 Před 3 lety +14

    So in another universe, where Gundou-sensei didn't drop her acting, we can get Nijisanji version of Choco-senseu

  • @jackofblades3998
    @jackofblades3998 Před 3 lety +29

    "a bunch of foreign guys at the club started talking to me"
    Almost turned into the plot of the kinds of doujins that I have blacklisted
    Yabai

  • @allenryan3579
    @allenryan3579 Před 3 lety +9

    Knowing vtuber for 8 months long and just now i found out about niji? Im ashamed but sign me up fam. Subbed

  • @laurensollesta9647
    @laurensollesta9647 Před 3 lety +61

    10:16 Lmao imouto is savage

  • @oricallium
    @oricallium Před 2 lety +5

    The fact that this is my 1st time seeing a nijisanji jp clip
    *I fucking love it*

  • @bbbeep_
    @bbbeep_ Před 3 lety +94

    Mirei really dug her own grave mentioning her application video...the cringe is too much

    • @adjieb8967
      @adjieb8967 Před 3 lety +5

      And the staff give permission to play it on stream.. 🤣 Nijisanji staff literally build different.. 🤣

  • @naniunnie
    @naniunnie Před 3 lety +4

    The thumbnail freaked me out ww
    Thank you for the compilation

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight Před 3 lety +97

    Wow, Gundou-sensei was a bar hostess? Poor Gundou-sensei, should have learned from Gibara & her debut stream xD
    Kanae has two women's face detected, obviously because his girl power is too high. Just ask Hoshikawa, she'll happily confirm lol
    Yep Karuta is my spirit animal too!
    Loud Kanae is the best Kanae xD
    Utako lol. I wonder why massager in Japan looks really lewd
    Kou???? But OriKou is still てぇてぇ

  • @Supeace
    @Supeace Před 3 lety +24

    Yessss please keep dosing me my nijisanji addiction
    Edit : first clip and I'm already overdozed

  • @Asa_sansan
    @Asa_sansan Před 3 lety +33

    Start with : Yurii???
    And conclude with : now this is Yuri
    😂

  • @twofiftysix
    @twofiftysix Před 3 lety +12

    Hi there, it's me again
    0:08
    SPC > SCP
    also some capitalisations inconsistencies here and there but thats it.
    Great video as always!

    • @SilkRoadMedic
      @SilkRoadMedic Před 3 lety +1

      4:45 happend > happened. But yeah I think that's it

    • @ReyvSparks
      @ReyvSparks Před 3 lety +7

      Shark Punching Center

  • @lmaAsian
    @lmaAsian Před 3 lety +9

    Lots of great collab clips this time around!
    Gundou and Hoshikawa being wild and hilarious as always, Mito and Kenmochi bouncing off each other as mother and son, Ui x Mya x Choco giving us a taste of paradise, and the natural てぇてぇ vibes of Ririmu and Kou

  • @asdfghjk4877
    @asdfghjk4877 Před 3 lety +45

    that was another great compilationn and imma search that song kou was singing now lol

  • @badatchoosingnames3556
    @badatchoosingnames3556 Před 3 lety +79

    11:15 Always so unhinged, not a single ounce of fear towards CZcams-kun.

  • @aegis3141
    @aegis3141 Před 3 lety +1

    Yes,the nijisanji brand chaos always scratch that itch and bring a weird delighted smile to my face

  • @katherineh3731
    @katherineh3731 Před 3 lety +5

    Utako's manager must be stressed 24/7

  • @Jacksonforeversprout
    @Jacksonforeversprout Před 3 lety +2

    Yamagami Karuta's zatsudan has to be the most underrated content out there. She needs more attention.

  • @dinozero2
    @dinozero2 Před 3 lety +24

    7:18 Daamnnn who is this lady? I hoped she not a complete pervert just like that teacher over there.......

  • @vhalrougelarfouxe
    @vhalrougelarfouxe Před 3 lety +4

    That thumbnail will give me nightmares along will that cursed ASMR.

    • @joaopereira717
      @joaopereira717 Před 3 lety

      Every now and then, Mito gives us nightmare fuel right xD

  • @icecreeeeam
    @icecreeeeam Před 3 lety +5

    Seconds in and it's already a masterpiece.

  • @farhatamnan3736
    @farhatamnan3736 Před 3 lety +2

    I’m looking forward for more of these compilations. Keep up the good work

  • @AnonymousRaimon
    @AnonymousRaimon Před 3 lety +3

    Starts off with iinchou? Already great lmao

  • @IceeFish
    @IceeFish Před 3 lety +5

    the chapters on this video are hella wild

  • @Mirrors957
    @Mirrors957 Před 3 lety

    Good lord Gundeo sensei's got huge balls. The fact that she didnt even think twice before showing her audition footage is such a chad move

    • @Mirrors957
      @Mirrors957 Před 3 lety

      Her immedietly regretting playing it as soon as it starts is big 草

  • @hyuhyuhong5027
    @hyuhyuhong5027 Před 3 lety +2

    oh huhuuu I'm already laughing at the first clip. I just found your channel yesterday and already subscribed. Thank you for translating these awesome clips from nijisanji

  • @mud2294
    @mud2294 Před 3 lety +6

    Mito delivering the SUCC within seconds

  • @hihello38
    @hihello38 Před 3 lety +8

    You really save the best for last huh.

  • @Cha.21
    @Cha.21 Před 3 lety +2

    Damn.....I find a GOLD MINE channel
    Here to stay bois

  • @DNEChannel
    @DNEChannel Před 3 lety +1

    7:16 "We have (the video) it right here...."
    *Play the video*
    *Instant Regret*

  • @happymagician1699
    @happymagician1699 Před 3 lety +4

    *Starts video*
    AH TAHNKS MITO JUST WHAT I WANTEDD! ≧◉◡◉≦

  • @nicolasa.3192
    @nicolasa.3192 Před 3 lety +2

    6:23 To be fair, Hoshikawa's reaction here wasn't out of pocket. Like, have you _seen_ Gundou flirt with people? You can see the exact moment she snaps them up like damn alligator jaws.

  • @adeltcode
    @adeltcode Před 3 lety +3

    first clip woke me up from my sleepiness

  • @Arashi257
    @Arashi257 Před 8 měsíci

    Watching this again, and I already forgot about the soul sucking intro of the video😅

  • @shinzinakiri1097
    @shinzinakiri1097 Před 3 lety +2

    I SWEAR YOU'RE THE BEST, THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS!😭✊

  • @Chestyfriend
    @Chestyfriend Před 3 lety +4

    9:46 That's actually Maimoto next to Kanae.

  • @old_boy9030
    @old_boy9030 Před 3 lety

    My God but that thumbnail is a slice of fried gold 😂

  • @Dinhjason
    @Dinhjason Před 3 lety +1

    These now sit in my head rent-free

  • @ChronicalV
    @ChronicalV Před 9 měsíci

    I've seen so many scenarios of neet vtubers bullying the riajuu or just anyone who goes outside (playfully), but I've yet to see the guy actually fight back and roast them for once. They're always so soft on neets (and i kinda understand the cultural reasons but it'd be funnier for the bit if they actually push back)

  • @saki3769
    @saki3769 Před 3 lety

    Some of these really does keeps me up at night

  • @jaywye
    @jaywye Před 3 lety +5

    >Made me flaccid
    LMAO

  • @bigmanbossman
    @bigmanbossman Před 3 lety

    I do love it when iinchou sucks my soul during ASMR streams

  • @isaiahdanz3308
    @isaiahdanz3308 Před 3 lety +1

    These clips made me evolve

  • @ferro1398
    @ferro1398 Před 3 lety

    This thumbnail is living in my head rent free lmao

  • @pracinus
    @pracinus Před 3 lety +1

    On my six months of NIJISANJI I never heard Kanae scream like hell until now

  • @katherineh3731
    @katherineh3731 Před 3 lety +2

    Thank you for the compliation and translation!

  • @shinji2302
    @shinji2302 Před 3 lety +1

    yamagami karuta clip made me internally scream. Pain.

  • @nicolasa.3192
    @nicolasa.3192 Před 3 lety +12

    "Can I touch it?"
    Ah, so it's becoming one of _those_ sleepovers huh.

  • @Shy_Succulent
    @Shy_Succulent Před 3 lety +1

    Imagine for just a moment, being Utako's manager

  • @thekuuderedude1737
    @thekuuderedude1737 Před 3 lety +1

    I appreciate the Ngo clip, don't see much clips of her

  • @hinafgo
    @hinafgo Před 3 lety +2

    Lookimg forward to the next vid 🙏🏮

  • @yamikirin
    @yamikirin Před 3 lety +1

    I need more TL for the gundo stream. I live for Gundo and hoshikawa being chaotic

  • @BrJPGameplay
    @BrJPGameplay Před 3 lety +16

    Why did I thought she was talking about Gyarados, instead of gyarus...

  • @sharethehappiness7128
    @sharethehappiness7128 Před 3 lety +7

    11:15 I need context for this stream..

  • @lth_lch
    @lth_lch Před 3 lety

    Mito always has some pretty wild stories lol

  • @AlbertJamesII
    @AlbertJamesII Před 2 lety +1

    We truly living in Tom and Jerry timeline

  • @user-qq9tp6dj7s
    @user-qq9tp6dj7s Před 3 lety +5

    1:25  止まれ!剣持!剣持刀也!!

  • @nabilsaufi5180
    @nabilsaufi5180 Před 3 lety +1

    Tsukino mito, more like suck me no mito. My ears were dead

  • @arsyasnipman2330
    @arsyasnipman2330 Před 3 lety +2

    GDI KOU, HE KNOWS DAT SONG LMAO😂

  • @ChiriConCarne
    @ChiriConCarne Před 3 lety

    7:17
    Staff: Are we safe in this room? Yes? huehueheuheuhuehuehuehue

  • @ostsmulor
    @ostsmulor Před 3 lety +2

    0:05 "SCP Explained" is a youtube channel whose content is about the popular internet forum and phenomenon called "SCP Foundation" (Secure, Contain, Protect) of sci-fi, fantasy stories with obscure monsters and environments similar to the stories of Grimm or H.P Lovecraft. The top 3 most famous SCP's are SCP-173, SCP-682 and SCP-096.

  • @arrifjoe
    @arrifjoe Před 3 lety +1

    my first encounter of nijisanji was a clip of Shizuka singing country road while playing truck simulator...now that I lost a lot of pages that i don't know why Kaede is named Deron?😂

  • @AWanderingSwordsman
    @AWanderingSwordsman Před 3 lety

    Blessed Mito yuri story. Wonderful. Subarashii.
    Excellent stuff from Choco as per usual.

  • @BapyTheSnowman
    @BapyTheSnowman Před 3 lety +1

    Damn I love it when Mito sucks out my braincells

  • @reality_404
    @reality_404 Před 3 lety +3

    ......yeah that's enough internet for today

  • @isabellajemica
    @isabellajemica Před 3 lety +6

    The first clip is cursed

  • @why_r_u_runnin9
    @why_r_u_runnin9 Před 3 lety +2

    dammit Kou-kun ww

  • @takatokuwahara5907
    @takatokuwahara5907 Před 3 lety +1

    God that “BAKA!!” From Ui mama hit different...

  • @merfyn4838
    @merfyn4838 Před 3 lety

    Ahh Nijisanji... if complete degeneracy and abaolute chaos is youre thing look no further.

  • @muhammadnaufalw1822
    @muhammadnaufalw1822 Před 3 lety +1

    anycolors pls release gundou's audition video we need it ASAP

  • @blacksiopao
    @blacksiopao Před 3 lety +4

    *_Suckino Mito_*

  • @Iggarashi
    @Iggarashi Před 3 lety +1

    3:47 Probably high on party drugs

  • @ousamadearudesuwa
    @ousamadearudesuwa Před 3 lety

    Kenmochu being a lolicon remains the same. Iinchou had to stop her son at all costs

  • @DNEChannel
    @DNEChannel Před 3 lety +1

    14:51 the *Real Pro Vtuber.......*

  • @elliotmarty9370
    @elliotmarty9370 Před 3 lety

    Nijisanji is simply built different

  • @AmadeuszKlodawski
    @AmadeuszKlodawski Před 3 lety

    I'd normally question that thumbnail and opening clip, but...it's Mito, so...yeah.

  • @DNEChannel
    @DNEChannel Před 3 lety +1

    12:02 ......... *Visible Confusion?*

  • @JustARandomWeeb.
    @JustARandomWeeb. Před 3 lety +9

    hello, mofumofu. i'm sorry if i came up rude for asking this, but could you do cute/TeeTee moment as well ? so the people who are new to nijisanji think nijisanji is not all about chaos. it doesn't need to be a compilation clip, a short clip under 2 minutes is also fine. again, i'm sorry if i ask to much and came up rude. also, how are you, mofumofu ?

  • @bloodmournethefirst1935

    12:31 is literally super smash bros brawl fox

  • @accuset
    @accuset Před 2 lety +1

    Always good to end things with sex.