@@azrael_hypo i have a history of cringe bladder problems, so the idea of it freaks me out quite a bit, but I wholeheartedly support anyone who wants to use them in their own time
the fisting toy feels "wet" bc the material is degrading the glove smells bad bc its offgassing chemicals if you put toys like that near a mucus membrane you are very likely to get sick or at the very least feel a burning or numb sensation
oh yeah, very real advice for this is please for the love of god do not buy anything insertable on wish... just buy from an actual reputable shop because it is not worth the risk to buy this stuff cheap.
@@Nakia11798 yeah-- when i typed that it was late at night after a week of 3 english classes and a science class lol. I was also unsure if I was correct but was too tired to care lol
Mood, there were a lot of times where I couldn’t tell if I wanted to laugh or throw up, I ended up settling for both and dry heaving between fits of laughter
Same dude, I can imagine the asexuals who're in the whole sex scene get a royal kick outta this video. Tom is experiencing the world as they do in a way
This video quite literally almost killed me, I laughed so hard I started choking on my laughter, and I then started throwing up and couldn’t breath, this man almost killed me because he was too funny
The couple who runs "ohjoysextoy" has a display case full of sex toys. But to be fair, they get a lot of stuff for free so it's easier to fill that up.
Dear Merlin...this sweet man and his lady remind me of every amazing couple I introduced to better bedroom lives when I was a manager at a sex shop. XD I absolutely LOVE THEM! How fucking precious! Really wish social distancing wasn't a thing right now so I could just hug both of them.
DUDE! TomSka videos were literally my whole childhood, just seen this in my recommended and it brought back such nostalgia :,) Excited to check out the channel, and really glad you're still doing the thing, man!
13:02 I kinda want one- just to squish-- and to freak people out as a bonus. You think it’s for the boys but no it is for the girls Idk about others but ik it’s for the girls at least
@@Tom-oz7wk here’s a fun fact, instead of destroying the villagers - if you haven’t traded with the villager yet you can just destroy and replace the work block thing
Rule 34 artists everywhere are booting up their drawing software, Tom.
Bold of you to assume we don't have it constantly open
@@nonofyabusiness7253 Exactly. They underestimate our power.
Keenan Robinson I an strangely interested, should i run?
@@anti_neon8910 No, you should indulge yourself with disgust and, weirdly, pleasure.
Keenan Robinson fine I’ll bite, how does one indulge themselves?
Charlie uncontrollably giggling after being handed a miniature rubber headless woman touching herself is a level of bliss i hope to one day achieve
then buy a miniature rubber headless woman touching herself
I'm just replying so you can see how many likes you got
@@afellowpotato Thank you for bringing this to my attention 🙏
"I've done it, I've solved sex"
Ridgewell, Thomas
I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got
@@afellowpotato Oh thanks!
That's a ton of likes!
NOOO! THOMAS, NOOOO!!!
Tomska is the kind of guy to ask "is anyone gonna put that on their nose?" And not wait for an answer.
*tRoNgLe mAn*
Omg hi :O
*THAT’S CONK CREAT BABEY*
Did NOT expect you!
Trongle
Trongle man best man
Every other toy:
Charlie: NOOOOOOO
Small dullahan woman:
Charie: *unintelligible joy*
a dullahan woman! I love that description of it
Tbh I just want to know, did Tom use *any* of these with Charlie anytime
@@carlwebber4094 probably not
@@carlwebber4094 Maybe she used some of them on him. We don't know.😶😂
Boon your pfp looks like a furry too
As someone deeply ingrained in the kink community I always love watching people discover the weirdest ones we have to offer.
Out of interest what's the weirdest toy you've ever encountered
The Kink Community was my favorite nu metal album as a kid
@@yeethittter1285 i know you didnt ask me, but imho its the urethral toys
@@GoodWormDoctor idk, i think urethral toys don't _sound_ too bad
@@azrael_hypo i have a history of cringe bladder problems, so the idea of it freaks me out quite a bit, but I wholeheartedly support anyone who wants to use them in their own time
the fisting toy feels "wet" bc the material is degrading
the glove smells bad bc its offgassing chemicals
if you put toys like that near a mucus membrane you are very likely to get sick or at the very least feel a burning or numb sensation
oh yeah, very real advice for this is please for the love of god do not buy anything insertable on wish... just buy from an actual reputable shop because it is not worth the risk to buy this stuff cheap.
@ᜊ fwuffiepaws . . ꒷꒥ or near anything except your hands. and then wash your hands after. thurally.
@@asei231 thoroughly* it's actually a difficult word, so I'm not trying to be annoying with the spelling.
@@Nakia11798 yeah-- when i typed that it was late at night after a week of 3 english classes and a science class lol. I was also unsure if I was correct but was too tired to care lol
@@Nakia11798 Autocorrect has gas lit me into dropping the first 'o because it would always change it, thank you for reminding me
Why does this feel like a bunch of people’s horrible Cards against Humanity creations coming to life
Jackson09Man Productions ?
Probably cause it is.
Oh hey nice seeing you again!
BasicGermen xoxo Me? :0
👁 👄 👁
[Charlie is handed a small, headless, rubber female touching herself]
Subtitles: Yeah, I got nothing
That’s killer queen
@rgrblr1 ææAæ
[Charlie laughs]
Subtitles: [Music]
CORRECT
@rgrblr1 no, I said "ææAæ"
Lmao
Charlie’s laugh restores my faith in humanity and replenishes my health. I love her
Charlie frantically telling Tom to not shock himself is so sweet
Twist: Tom already owned all these sex toys, uses them regularly, and is showing off his collection for the internet to laugh at.
LOL
i-
@@lyeahhhh jag har en fråga liten och 42 jag inte kan få en liten bit fråga till er och att jag har fått in ett par dagar och det
He can claim them on his taxes if they’re in a video
@@insertunoriginalnamehere4287 no its isaaaac
Tom: **breathes**
Charlie: NO NO NO NO PLEASE NO GOD NO NO NO TOM NO
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@@axethannanth f
T H O M A S
@@justsoup3726 e
As an asexual, this was simultaneously hilarious, educational and mildly disturbing at times.
Agreed, but mostly hilarious for me lmao
Mood, honestly. Though, this did inspire some body horror art of mine, lol.
same dude
Mood, there were a lot of times where I couldn’t tell if I wanted to laugh or throw up, I ended up settling for both and dry heaving between fits of laughter
Same dude, I can imagine the asexuals who're in the whole sex scene get a royal kick outta this video. Tom is experiencing the world as they do in a way
Me: laughing my ass off
My mom: walks in and hears "it's a meat hook for your asshole!"
The whole video:
Charli: No no no no
Tom: yes.
*y e s*
69 likes! Perfect for the video
Yed.
Y e d.
1 1 I thought u meant Tiktok charli
I’m not over Tom’s shirt yet.
*Trongle man*
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*Trongle man*
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L L This took me minutes to make an I have no regrets
Trongle man /\
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Trongle man
Charlie is both fully enabling and trying to stop Toms insane antics, simultaneously.
Thats the kind of support you want from a partner 😂
6:58 I will never look at the Chris Fehn Slipknot mask again..
"I've done it, I've SOLVED SEX!"
never has anything made me laugh as much as this quote did LMFAOOOOOOOO
Omg same bro
Lol
Good job
"I've seen enough, I am satisfied"
"My nipple feels nothing"
Mahatma Gandhi, 1922, colourized
Lol
"He actually said this, I was there"
- Nikola Tesla, 1890
"Lmao yeah"
Winston Churchil, 1472
LE WHAT XD
"God, what is wrong with you guys?"
George Washington
Me, a Christian:
🕊️I promise you, I am holy🕊️
My entire search history:
Your profile picture makes this comment so much funnier
HELLO THERE
@@gunman4936 General Kenobi
@@Olivenpaste You are a bold one.
*me, a Christian, named yeet meat
Charlie's sheer JOY at the last toy is just... so fantastic
Charlie's laughter is clearing my skin and watering my crops, what a woman
R/rarecompliments
Her laughter has cured my depression.
we love her ❤️
??????????????????
We love Charlie!
Tom's motto: "If it exists, it belongs on my forehead."
I immediately laughed as soon as I saw this XD
XD
Tom's credit card history won't look good
Rule 3.4
or arm
or nose
or-
This video quite literally almost killed me, I laughed so hard I started choking on my laughter, and I then started throwing up and couldn’t breath, this man almost killed me because he was too funny
Indeedily-do.
You okay there??
@@godsclown4419 no
@@ViriDeniaVT pain.png
No one:
Tom: *Sticking and everything either to his forehead or up this nose*
I love how giddy Charlie was when she got the little lady friend
I also love how before he opens it, Tom is all “what do we think this is?” and Charlie goes “a nice friend” 😂
little lady friend 😂😂😂
I dont know what was funnier, Charlies squealing noises or Toms wobbling things and wearing them XD
yes
Information: It was Charlie's squealing.
Have a nice day.
I wish this comment would appear under random CZcams videos. Maybe sometimes on a bus advert.
Tom locks his bedroom door after he finnished recording this, he told no one to bother him for 3 hours
Charlie is laughing so much in this video and it’s incredible
Can’t wait for Tom to open up an OnlyFans account so I can spend my life savings on Tom pretending to be Squidward
Ok but what if-
Same bro
What’re you doing here?!
Man I'd imagine walking into a friend's house and they just have a fruit bowl full of those bananas
assuming those are like 5 bucks, spending like 25 bucks to prank someone with that could be fun.
100th like (i know nobody cares)
Ohhhh I know what my next paycheck is doing for me.
The amazing atheist
Cpkudron gaming I do :)
I appreciate the surprise cameo of DingDing from Michael Reeves (13:45)
I have watched this video so many times now and it still brings me an unbelievable amount of joy
Its like hes trying to speedrun demonatisation.
100th like
198th like
The Phoenix System
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@@thephoenixsystem6765 no one gives a dammmm sry :)
the trongle man t shirt already has me. I need it
Check out Hannah Hillam's store! :) She's a comic artist and she invented trongle man in one of her recent comics
I'm not alone !!
@@Changeproductions21 thank you so much!
@@elvieshezza3071 you're welcome my friend! :)
hannah hilliam made it btw
Charlie's laughs in the background are one of the best things about this video, that and your new noses.
9:17 "Does this look dangerous to you?" Patrick Star.
I cant imagine how many shoeboxes you have under your bed trying to hide all these
He’s just got a coffin under his bed filled with these
I feel like someone must use sex toys as decor in their home. Like that hook could have so many uses.
Use it for holding your pancakes.
i am absolutely delighted to inform you that a decent number of people buy pretty sex toys for the primary purpose of display
For holding your bananas in the kitchen, no one would ever know it’s a sex toy
My friend put a bad dragon dildo in a pot with soil and people genuinely assume it’s an exotic plant XD
The couple who runs "ohjoysextoy" has a display case full of sex toys. But to be fair, they get a lot of stuff for free so it's easier to fill that up.
9:27 when you said sure your voice went full Kermit mate
I don’t know if he’s British but he’s my favorite British man
He is very British
He didn’t censor a single thing and I know this will be immediately demonitized
I'm surprised the video hasn't been taken down by youtube tbh
@@AlexanderPavel he requested it to be age restricted (18+) so they won't take it down
Welp.
I am going to have to come back to this ATFER IVE EATEN OH GOD IMMA JUST DIE
I was planning on having dessert after this. But I am no longer hungry
@Fredbear's Universe I AGREE DONGLY
Charlie: TOM!! ASK FIRST!! Tom: *I WILL NOT*
3:39 out of context this sounds like he’s threatening us with it.
Tom weeping over his life choices as he is laughed at is a feeling you shouldn’t be able to sympathise with.
Bruh
When you realise that your watching a grown man playing and laughing at sex toys on CZcams.
This is just the normal toy review channel stuff but for grown ups
Dear Merlin...this sweet man and his lady remind me of every amazing couple I introduced to better bedroom lives when I was a manager at a sex shop. XD I absolutely LOVE THEM! How fucking precious! Really wish social distancing wasn't a thing right now so I could just hug both of them.
Thank you Tom. As of now it's 3:39 am, this video brought a lot of laughs to the night shift boys.
The almighty dingding has blessed us again, now not only will it reside with Micheal Reeves, but now Tom will own him too
Now I have access to the all mighty dingding
God is dead and we have killed him. - Harambe
My dad: Are ya winning son?
My computer:
e
Yes dad im winning
*Y e s*
So yes?
Y E S
This is what every kid did when they found their mothers "Secret Stash"
“Once it was there I had to find out how deep it went “
"Thomas! ask first!" that made me laugh hysterically and made my day.
I will not
the "threading up your entire colon??" bit is funny to me because the large intestine is actually 5 feel long
Don't give them any ideas
And the small intestine is even longer.
That doesn't mean it should be!
yeah the large intestine is big and all but your rectum isn't lmao?? it's gonna reach after a few inches and that ain't gonna be nice for both ends
@@judesliggoo they expect it’s gonna go all the way up your digestive system like a hentai or smth
I love how Tom treats sex like a game and is winning.
There are several great things about this video but Charlie's joyful laughter is definitely at the top of them.
peice of metal: exists
humans: *hMm kInKy*
alternate title: man revives robot wars while stuck at home
"Mystical FLeshlight"
*glances at own cupboard with like 6 of them*
"Haha, yes mystical"
“Oh, you thought this was a banana?”
*unsheathes magnum dong*
Charlie laughing in the background gives me life
Follow up episode of her coming to terms with the fact they now own all this
A different Charlie is familiar with all of this
The best part of this video is Charlie just having a time out of frame.
DUDE! TomSka videos were literally my whole childhood, just seen this in my recommended and it brought back such nostalgia :,) Excited to check out the channel, and really glad you're still doing the thing, man!
11:20
That could legit be used for Majin Buu cosplay XD
I wanna see more of Charlie her laughter is straight up infectious
Charlie's absolute despair whenever a new toy is revealed is golden.
She knows that Tom will try to use it
Me: *watches this video*
My brain: It’s fine, I’ll just delete my watch history
"WHO WAS ASKING FOR THIS?!" masochists, that's who JHGEJHGEJHEW
Props to Elliot, who has a phobia of bees, for editing a video about things that buzz.
Everytime Tom tries to do something funny with a sex toy: *No*
She looked like a chicken.
"I love her"
13:02 I kinda want one- just to squish-- and to freak people out as a bonus.
You think it’s for the boys but no it is for the girls
Idk about others but ik it’s for the girls at least
5:54
That is THE MOST American thing you will ever hear from a British man
7:01 kinky plague doctor
"the rabbit hole goes, so, so much deeper"
hell yeah it does
Toffii NSFW Furries Be Like
The Rampant Rabbit hole.
you make it sound like you have personal experience
(please don't answer that)
@@huntedexp8142 :)
“Build random shit, and hope someone’s buys it”
Yep pretty much what kinks are
I like the idea of Tom flipping through each image of these and going "would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, wo-....would"
Very funny process
the Chris Fehn impersonation in the thumbnail is immaculate, good job mate.
Take a shot every time Charlie screams “NO” at Thomas-
Thanks i did this with my friend a week ago he still has not woken up yet
I have done this. But I used bleach instead.
Tahuudktwasfunyyslodn
Ym dronk noul
Did you mean: _Play Russian roulette?_
Tom: "this is too long! You should not go anywhere this length"
Natalie Mars: Pathetic
Natalie is too powerful.
I came to say this
hentai artists: *i am surrounded by idiots*
@@3divsdeep I bet you did
It's actually kinda sweet how Charlie sounds so concerned for him.
Tomska hasn't gone mad, he's marathoned and speedrunned mad.
Charlie’s commentary is what makes the video.
Tom: *does literally anything*
Charlie: "OH MY GOD TOM NOOO"
Just a fun fact the "lid" (pee hole plug) can also be used without electrocution. Also its very popular in BDSM.
“I’ve done it! I’ve solved sex!” is my personal favorite line in this video
6:53 he looks like he'd sell me 5 rotten flesh for an emerald block
Squidward Tom
Hrmmm
If he ain't offering a mending book, he's going in the lava
@@Tom-oz7wk here’s a fun fact, instead of destroying the villagers - if you haven’t traded with the villager yet you can just destroy and replace the work block thing
@@Owen.Fallon where's the fun in that though? If you don't have a lava pit specifically for pushing villagers into, you're playing minecraft wrong
Looks like you got yourself in a LICK of trouble.
The flip
XxGäÇhÅ JäZzxX lmao
This this is to much for me
That is so bad it is fucking excellent
Looks like you slurped up more than you could swallow
I think it says a lot about me that when Tom whipped the first one out, I recognised it and exclaimed "oh, it's a Belladonna Bitch Fist!"
7:40 it sounds like when you’re trying to sleep and there’s a fly in your room
I love how much of a good time Charlie was having with the wibbly wobbly woman
“My nipple feels nothing” Deadpan to the camera I can’t 😂😂
Imagine being one of the slaves who was forced to make these.
God I love this video
How do Tom and Charlie manage to have such pure interactions in a video that is LITERALLY about sex toys???
Probably not the same way I manage to (:
The rabbit hole goes WAY deeper
Kinky
Yes this is still pretty normal stuff... Tom you need to dig deeper :P
@@Y0G0FU just remember this is only stuff he wouldn't use 😆
@@owenjroberts HE would not use.. no one said anything about Charlie :P
I want to see Tom and Charlie actually use something from this vid
Ooh...
@@thelemonsareattacking9540 he needs to make money some how so get an only fans and ...
Ayo?
I use to work in a sex shop, and I am of the firm belief that, outside of a sexual context, sex toys are ridiculously funny!