i try to complete kindergarten on old school

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  • čas přidán 18. 10. 2023
  • i try to complete kindergarten on old school
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  • @Poofesure
    @Poofesure  Před 8 měsíci +1757

    why does my family not love me

  • @turtletcp1598
    @turtletcp1598 Před 8 měsíci +2261

    Poof injuring himself getting out of bed has to be one of the funniest things ever

    • @m3iilyn
      @m3iilyn Před 8 měsíci +327

      NAH AND THEN THE FUCKING BODY SLAM WITH HIS DAD ON THE TOILET TOO LMAO

    • @manchesterunitedfan8123
      @manchesterunitedfan8123 Před 8 měsíci +258

      Then his dad says" I thought you were dead you won't be lucky next time" lol

    • @apeboyonthego5433
      @apeboyonthego5433 Před 8 měsíci +31

      What happened

    • @EmperorSigismund
      @EmperorSigismund Před 8 měsíci +140

      Did M Dickie simulate waking up to a muscle cramp? I wouldn't put it past the madman

    • @TheFridayNightGamerj
      @TheFridayNightGamerj Před 8 měsíci +14

      Funniest video in 6th months

  • @videosteward
    @videosteward Před 8 měsíci +1050

    32:18 is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a game. The Mum leapfrogs over her raging son to immediately make out with her husband. No wonder the son turned out the way he did

    • @willgv
      @willgv Před 8 měsíci +72

      I’m literally crying laughing at that spot rn 😭

    • @jordynmoore1218
      @jordynmoore1218 Před 8 měsíci +148

      And then they get hit by a car 💀

    • @kaitlando636
      @kaitlando636 Před 8 měsíci +7

      😂

    • @supasual610nd13
      @supasual610nd13 Před 8 měsíci

      IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIF I FUCLING CRYING RINGN NOW WTFTFTFFTTFSTGWDYDHAFBEKSDMFUHGKUVSG IKFNJRS

    • @simondahlin5996
      @simondahlin5996 Před 8 měsíci +24

      legit the funniest shit ever, never laughed so hard from a game

  • @alexunseth5408
    @alexunseth5408 Před 8 měsíci +832

    first a 99 year old that looks 12, and now a kindergartner who looks 50

  • @stpvtrick5943
    @stpvtrick5943 Před 8 měsíci +366

    11:54 waking up, cracking your back and screaming... that's a fucking mood and a half 💀

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 Před měsícem +1

      The average monday morning be like

    • @asleep_or_dead
      @asleep_or_dead Před 10 dny +1

      Nah that's just me every time I wake up for school

  • @ashes_blue
    @ashes_blue Před 8 měsíci +318

    The principal forcing the class to listen to his vocals before class starts is so freaking funny

    • @DHUNTJR
      @DHUNTJR Před 6 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 Před měsícem +2

      If i was this much power, i'll do it as well.

  • @ryanchon8702
    @ryanchon8702 Před 8 měsíci +548

    i was shook that poof knew the capital of poland... but i was more shook by the answer the game gave 😭

    • @idi0tsanswich379
      @idi0tsanswich379 Před 8 měsíci +58

      NO LITERALLY BC the shock of him guessing it and then just the game not changing the other answers to the right one that's wild dude

    • @mina4836
      @mina4836 Před 8 měsíci +90

      im polish and i CHOKED when i saw the aushwitz answer 😭😭😭

    • @cansum1buymemtndew
      @cansum1buymemtndew Před 8 měsíci +8

      same 💀💀

    • @scythemeowz
      @scythemeowz Před 8 měsíci +9

      @@mina4836 lmao same.. like what the fuck is auschwitz

    • @evanbell5068
      @evanbell5068 Před 7 měsíci +40

      ​@@scythemeowz...what is auschwitz? Well...

  • @somefrickinbrick9575
    @somefrickinbrick9575 Před 8 měsíci +456

    Hearing poof cackling as he runs over his mother with a car will never not be funny

  • @MehZehLee
    @MehZehLee Před 8 měsíci +391

    Poof falling into the hole he created with his explosive console and crawling out like the girl from the ring got me hysterically laughing

  • @leyulis8882
    @leyulis8882 Před 8 měsíci +222

    The whole sequence at 28:44 has me struggling to breathe-
    Ok let's try and understand what the fuck we just witnessed, an old ass kindergartener started beating the shit out of someone with a console, said console explodes, Fat Tits just dodges a fucking explosion by rolling and the explosion creates a hole on the ground, then Fat T. uses it as a wormhole and as he does, a random lady just falls like a raindrop

  • @feder28
    @feder28 Před 8 měsíci +151

    Love how Poof attended an entire class with MDickie as the teacher and later even sold him an invisible banana for 1$ and he never realized who he was

  • @kmosey4211
    @kmosey4211 Před 8 měsíci +143

    The entire sequence at 32:10 had me struggling to breathe

    • @willgv
      @willgv Před 8 měsíci +11

      I cried for a solid five minutes from that

  • @matthewhender1834
    @matthewhender1834 Před 8 měsíci +328

    This is easily the best and funniest game Poof has played

    • @warcreye6338
      @warcreye6338 Před 8 měsíci +8

      I don’t know warioware is pretty close too

    • @matthewhender1834
      @matthewhender1834 Před 8 měsíci +34

      @@warcreye6338 usually he just includes his best lines and jokes right? This game is just so funny by itself it automatically gives him content lol.

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps Před 8 měsíci +7

      @@matthewhender1834eh i'd still say his wii and papa louie content is funnier,, but this is still good tho

    • @garrettfiorito4482
      @garrettfiorito4482 Před 8 měsíci +7

      @@P_arapspapa louie vids r more boring and repetitive compared to this game where the most random unhinged things occur

    • @leyulis8882
      @leyulis8882 Před 8 měsíci +12

      Hard Time is also fun because it's literally the same thing

  • @catsinwonderland7473
    @catsinwonderland7473 Před 8 měsíci +134

    Those are some really articulate and well-behaved kindergarteners...

  • @turquoisepeach9105
    @turquoisepeach9105 Před 7 měsíci +60

    22:09 i love how the teacher just picks the kindergartener up from his seat and throws him to the ground

  • @vidanvonbrzeski2918
    @vidanvonbrzeski2918 Před 8 měsíci +82

    That proton question was stupid, there should’ve been an atomic mass option

  • @golfboy7676
    @golfboy7676 Před 8 měsíci +70

    11:19 this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my life, poofesure you have to do more

  • @UnluckiestJester
    @UnluckiestJester Před 8 měsíci +175

    11:54 morning cramps be like.

  • @plodywsarkofagu
    @plodywsarkofagu Před 8 měsíci +56

    8:51 as polish person,I GASPED AND GIGGLED

  • @slippyremington
    @slippyremington Před 8 měsíci +64

    The progression of events at 32:12 had me so dead 💀

  • @defectumdefectum9642
    @defectumdefectum9642 Před 8 měsíci +281

    i was convinced poofesure was gonna be a dangerous kindergartener but hearing he would try to complete kindergarten makes me intrigued now. We all love a good poofesure video (:

  • @proboscismonkey-1413
    @proboscismonkey-1413 Před 8 měsíci +86

    I love how poofs dad chased him to math class just to continue the fight 💀

  • @guywhoateallthepizza1031
    @guywhoateallthepizza1031 Před 8 měsíci +95

    The Fat Tits origin story goes hard

    • @leyulis8882
      @leyulis8882 Před 8 měsíci +17

      To believe he later died in prision

  • @babasbooey
    @babasbooey Před 8 měsíci +44

    25:41 is that one of the bully loading screens on the floor?
    Poof should really play Bully

  • @freebird1621
    @freebird1621 Před 7 měsíci +21

    5:11 that suplex into a canadian destroyer. Damn
    23:24 a wild mick foley appearance. Love the wrestling knowledge in this game
    24:38 Musclebuster!
    36:12 snap dragon

    • @SpiralPoliFemboy
      @SpiralPoliFemboy Před 3 měsíci +4

      This game actually used a wrestling game my MDickie (the guy who made this game) as a base so that's why there's so many wrestling assets left over.

  • @greenstorm529
    @greenstorm529 Před 8 měsíci +75

    Imagine being in Kindergarten just for a kid to suplex the damn teacher.

  • @natethegreat7768
    @natethegreat7768 Před 8 měsíci +92

    You’ve blessed us with 40 minutes of pure comedy and bliss. I thank you 🙏

    • @LivvyTube24
      @LivvyTube24 Před 8 měsíci +4

      I didn't even realize this was 40 minutes long until I finished it tbh

  • @PiercelsCute
    @PiercelsCute Před 8 měsíci +1089

    poof never fails to open my legs and fill me with his amazing content

  • @tinyd2015
    @tinyd2015 Před 8 měsíci +45

    wait until poof finds out that six in french is, in fact, six

  • @ConnorMiller417
    @ConnorMiller417 Před 8 měsíci +187

    I can only imagine what those who went to school with Poofesure have to say about him. I want to hear funny stories as to how he became so good at raging! 😂

    • @eaglesattack
      @eaglesattack Před 8 měsíci +3

      I am you now

    • @_murdocsleftpinkietoe
      @_murdocsleftpinkietoe Před 8 měsíci +27

      He was probably a quiet kid.. most quiet kids are the funniest people you will ever meet

    • @nintendofan69
      @nintendofan69 Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@_murdocsleftpinkietoe it aint funny when they start digging through their bag

    • @HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny
      @HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny Před 7 měsíci +4

      ​@@nintendofan69oh you mean American quiet kids
      Other countries quiet kids are all awesome asf

  • @jasmine-rae
    @jasmine-rae Před 8 měsíci +27

    The girl from lazy town went down such a bad path.. poor child Hollywood stars

  • @lukej6636
    @lukej6636 Před 8 měsíci +27

    I cannot wait til Poof learns he can throw people in front of trains in this game

  • @RhakimAli
    @RhakimAli Před 8 měsíci +23

    17:11 imagine being in kindergarten and you see your teacher just front belly to belly suplex your classmate

  • @Awesome_Thomas
    @Awesome_Thomas Před 8 měsíci +53

    YES A 40 MINUTE POOFESURE VIDEO PERFECT

  • @hoIycow0
    @hoIycow0 Před 8 měsíci +20

    10:28 never imagined poofesure would ever bring nostalgia

  • @PsuedoIssac-to3ff
    @PsuedoIssac-to3ff Před 8 měsíci +22

    I swear mdickie games are fucking comedy gold! One of the most fun games I've seen of his so far

  • @warcreye6338
    @warcreye6338 Před 8 měsíci +24

    I was dying when he hit his dad in the nuts with the beer.

  • @julianvillarreal1450
    @julianvillarreal1450 Před 8 měsíci +71

    Holy wow! I’ve never seen Poofesure upload a video for 40 minutes. I still remember when he streamed last year or the year before for 2 hours.

    • @Primordial_Savant
      @Primordial_Savant Před 8 měsíci +4

      Did you watch his SCP video he made 3 weeks ago? I believe he streamed it, edited it, and published it on CZcams that lasts about an hour and a half. That was the longest video of his I watched in a while

  • @DonnyPK
    @DonnyPK Před 8 měsíci +17

    Every time Poof brings up something with his age, I just think "oh yeah! We're the same age!"
    1995.... great year

  • @alexw0310
    @alexw0310 Před 8 měsíci +7

    1:00 That school emblem's text translates to, "The only place you will experience violence"

  • @unbeatenlake790
    @unbeatenlake790 Před 8 měsíci +18

    I like how Poof cannonballs onto his dad and cant understand why his dad hates him

  • @randomyoutuber2633
    @randomyoutuber2633 Před 8 měsíci +58

    For some reason, that kindergardener doesn't look very small or young, almost like an person who's 28.

  • @its_sun7906
    @its_sun7906 Před 8 měsíci +25

    I absolutely love how much fun poof has while playing md games

  • @Jiggy113
    @Jiggy113 Před 8 měsíci +18

    Man, if I had these classes, i would have not complained about school so much

  • @cdude9295
    @cdude9295 Před 8 měsíci +29

    This series has me squeal laughing never stop

  • @FloralMeg_
    @FloralMeg_ Před 8 měsíci +14

    I can’t wait for poof to discover the magic of digging a hole. He’s played like three of these games now and hasn’t figured it out for any

  • @JustAPersonWhoComments
    @JustAPersonWhoComments Před 8 měsíci +44

    Imagine having pink pigtails and a manly face in kindergarten. All the small kids thought the aliens are in their class now lol

  • @ryan_wii_sports6899
    @ryan_wii_sports6899 Před 8 měsíci +14

    8:51 Homie did not just say that. 💀

  • @nekomaru856
    @nekomaru856 Před 8 měsíci +12

    I must say, the thing that truly broke me was the wormhole, and just how truly bizarre that whole event was

  • @mishk257
    @mishk257 Před 8 měsíci +83

    28:48 that lady falling down was perfect timing LMAO

    • @kmosey4211
      @kmosey4211 Před 8 měsíci +9

      I didn’t even see that until this comment😭

    • @leyulis8882
      @leyulis8882 Před 8 měsíci +12

      Woman jumpscare

  • @cyberrodrigo
    @cyberrodrigo Před 8 měsíci +6

    11:52 this is the most funny shit I ever spectated in this episode so far

  • @NOACCEPTANCE772
    @NOACCEPTANCE772 Před 8 měsíci +41

    THE WHIPLASH between his parents chasing him, then making out, then his mom getting run over by a car HOLY SHITT 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AvoidedOrc36584
    @AvoidedOrc36584 Před 8 měsíci +242

    11:54
    My theory for what happened:
    Mr. Tits secretly never wanted his son. Later on, his wife decided she didn't want him either. They spent years waiting and planning how to get rid of him. Until then, they pretended to be nice to him and be good parents. It wasn't until he started his new school when they decided it was the right time. They planted a deadly toxin in the bed to kill him. When he woke up for school in the morning, it took effect and nearly killed him. He was able to survive, but was injured. His father checked on him and was angry to see it didn't work. Him and his wife took the matter in their own hands and tried anything they could to get rid of Fat.
    Edit: This could be the same Fat Tits from the Hard Time series. His troubled childhood led him to a life of crime and got him sent to prison.

    • @ttbsoulja
      @ttbsoulja Před 8 měsíci +29

      lore

    • @JackHynes-jo2nb
      @JackHynes-jo2nb Před 8 měsíci +22

      Can’t wait for the new lore in the next episode

    • @HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny
      @HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny Před 7 měsíci

      Thought the Father Used His Psychic abilities to Break his Spine, But Was Surprised Fat tits Actually lived through that

  • @SearchableUsername
    @SearchableUsername Před 8 měsíci +21

    was waiting for him to make a joke about bringing literal TNT to an airport

  • @phooglespoogle
    @phooglespoogle Před 8 měsíci +13

    I love him actually trying in these crazy games

  • @Eggsmeister
    @Eggsmeister Před 8 měsíci +15

    Poof running his own mom over while holding a basketball is one of the most unhinged things I've seen him do now

  • @kmosey4211
    @kmosey4211 Před 8 měsíci +10

    38:05 was so out of pocket💀

  • @handlenottaken
    @handlenottaken Před 6 měsíci +4

    35:39 I also love how the car just implodes

  • @teejstation
    @teejstation Před 8 měsíci +9

    as a french speaker watching him say siete was six in french i died a little bit

  • @ShadowSniper743
    @ShadowSniper743 Před 8 měsíci +7

    32:12 this is why mdickie games are goated

  • @udagazadiary7271
    @udagazadiary7271 Před 8 měsíci +20

    Why hasn't Poof made a Papa Louie character tier list yet

  • @calmfy1406
    @calmfy1406 Před 8 měsíci +39

    How do we get from this 10:41 to this in a span of 15 minutes 36:41 😭😭😭

    • @sebz447
      @sebz447 Před 6 měsíci +12

      bruh that's 25 minutes 💀💀💀

  • @cortnieladd9986
    @cortnieladd9986 Před 8 měsíci +12

    13:06 "Sife....Seetae...Siete... No thats ocho, thats seven!!" LMAOOO

  • @trevgozpow
    @trevgozpow Před 8 měsíci +15

    I remember having a kid named Fat Tits in my kindergarten class, for some reason he was always hanging out in the bathroom. 🤔

  • @braiwai
    @braiwai Před 8 měsíci +18

    32:15 got me laughing so hard

  • @jackknife593
    @jackknife593 Před 8 měsíci +7

    11:55 Thats what you call a Charlie horse!

  • @sunny05835
    @sunny05835 Před 8 měsíci +6

    13:07 As spanish person, it made me laugh how he try to say "siete"

  • @kellyannmolinaro6428
    @kellyannmolinaro6428 Před 7 měsíci +4

    I like how nothing happens when fat directly hits a teacher with a sledgehammer while fat gets reported for assault when throwing a console and barely hitting anyone

  • @handlenottaken
    @handlenottaken Před 6 měsíci +3

    8:13 the way he jumps off gets me every time

  • @plushpoo
    @plushpoo Před 8 měsíci +7

    this has gotta be one of the funniest videos poof has produced in a while

  • @BlwXXyt
    @BlwXXyt Před 8 měsíci +6

    This is the funniest video of old school ever 💀

  • @zzombiedogg
    @zzombiedogg Před 8 měsíci +3

    in the mobile version, if you go to the principals (& they dont take your side) you get sent to detention until 9am. i was stuck there for an entire day once, and still got reprimanded by every teacher for missing classes

  • @mikhelroach9686
    @mikhelroach9686 Před 8 měsíci +4

    "Why is my father coming after me?"-poofesure with an explosive device in his hand.

  • @amykoester7166
    @amykoester7166 Před 7 měsíci +18

    I thank the lord for poof. I had to get oral surgery and he’s been the only thing I’ve watched when I’ve been awake.
    Thank you for always making me smile. ❤

  • @sizzrizz6074
    @sizzrizz6074 Před 8 měsíci +9

    29:41 omg this is so fucking hilarious 😂😂

  • @fatso6843
    @fatso6843 Před 7 měsíci +4

    22:09 i was laughing so hard when his dad came to school to beat him up 💀

  • @Joilxt
    @Joilxt Před 4 měsíci +2

    the sequence where poof just suplexes his dad on the toilet has to be one of the funniest moments in gaming ive ever seen

  • @theripper8441
    @theripper8441 Před 8 měsíci +5

    32:18 Probably the funniest string of events to have ever happened.

  • @thebrad1134
    @thebrad1134 Před 7 měsíci +5

    "He is, he's taking a shit with the council."
    -Poofesure
    11:17
    Edit: I thought he was making a joke by calling the console a council but he continues mispronouncing it whenever it comes up. I am now imagining a group of sentient Atari's forming a meeting to discuss political issues.

  • @luvrvision
    @luvrvision Před 8 měsíci +5

    11:23 i was not fucking expecting that omfg i'm cackling 😭😭😭

    • @joethesmow
      @joethesmow Před 4 měsíci

      I was laughing so hard the part of head thats behind my ears started to hurt. XD

  • @terrorbloc9529
    @terrorbloc9529 Před 7 měsíci +3

    best part of the video has to be the random hey hey heyayaaaa

  • @saucyjd8889
    @saucyjd8889 Před 7 měsíci +5

    I be tryna finish this series so bad, be watching you after I come out the booth.. this my 13th day ima y’all update!!

  • @maggermagger5872
    @maggermagger5872 Před 8 měsíci +5

    i love this little series man keep doin it

  • @angelagarifalos8565
    @angelagarifalos8565 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Genuinely this funniest poof video I’ve ever watched, I literally laughed to the point of tears and coughing

  • @iaopa3587
    @iaopa3587 Před 7 měsíci +4

    I can't help but keep coming back to this video just to see poof jumping on his father's neck while he'son the toilet x'D

  • @mattmojo105
    @mattmojo105 Před 8 měsíci +12

    Trust me I'm not complaining when I say this video is long. I love watching you play this game and everything. I was just surprised how long it was. To be honest though it didn't feel like it was 40 minutes. It went by quicker it felt like .Anyway I don't even think any of your Hard Times videos are this long. Like I said I'm not complaining because it's very entertaining to watch you play this game.

  • @Rahhh._
    @Rahhh._ Před 7 měsíci +3

    Types of games to play when we are high or to relieve stress😂

  • @RikersInterviewer
    @RikersInterviewer Před 8 měsíci +4

    I may have discovered your channel just 2-3 days ago but watching you is one of the funniest things I can do thanks for entertaining me❤

  • @motorolla17
    @motorolla17 Před 7 měsíci +3

    i havent laughed this hard at ur videos in so long it made me feel better

  • @pastorbluntaround0
    @pastorbluntaround0 Před 5 měsíci +1

    one time i misbehaved in this school , and instead of suspending me or something they just straight up said i deserve a beating, and my character walked back out covered in blood, on 1hp and limping 😭 this game is so gold

  • @itzjwatto2226
    @itzjwatto2226 Před 8 měsíci +6

    So glad he is uppapding this game consistently, love when he plays MDickie games

  • @elmadicine
    @elmadicine Před 8 měsíci +4

    few things in life make me laugh as much as watching poof play mdickie games

  • @jaraxxuscat6388
    @jaraxxuscat6388 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I have to watch these videos at least 3 times. The first time im just laughing the whole time, the second time i try to watch it but still am laughing, then the thrid time i actually try to understand what the heck went on. amazing

  • @zxbzxbzxb1
    @zxbzxbzxb1 Před 8 měsíci +9

    Some of your characters would fit in quite well in SCP containment breach 😂

  • @Zzaaccharay
    @Zzaaccharay Před 8 měsíci +4

    31:58
    THE SILENCE HERE IS AMAZING

  • @benoitfoucault99
    @benoitfoucault99 Před 8 měsíci +5

    honestly the student character created by poofesure is enslaved realistic of our current reality! what a sad world!

  • @esmin2400
    @esmin2400 Před 8 měsíci +21

    11:55 has me cackling, what the fuck💀

  • @KingGta15
    @KingGta15 Před 8 měsíci +2

    19:34 the fact that Poof still doesn't know that's Mr. T is classic.

  • @MrClassical75
    @MrClassical75 Před 8 měsíci +16

    I love when he plays these games

  • @train548preium6
    @train548preium6 Před 7 měsíci +3

    21:50 OHHHHHHHHH THE STONE COLD STUNNER HITS HARD