KEVIN HART vs AFFION CROCKETT

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  • čas přidán 10. 05. 2020
  • Fun IG roast between me and Kevin 🤣
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  • @MADNESS_REIGNS
    @MADNESS_REIGNS Před 4 lety +7353

    Affion look like
    👁👁
    👃
    👄

  • @GrendellXl
    @GrendellXl Před 4 lety +1771

    When Kevin said, "Aye man! I can hear you!", I lost it!!😂😂😂

  • @TruthGamingsInc
    @TruthGamingsInc Před 2 lety +815

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Kevin called him a seagull 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CudKidi
    @CudKidi Před 2 lety +970

    Kevins ability to laugh at his owns roasts are what makes him even funnier!

    • @Emoney559
      @Emoney559 Před 2 lety +1

      He gets butthurt

    • @angelmunoz34
      @angelmunoz34 Před 2 lety +3

      @@ashleybasey6884 I gotta bad habit of doing that

    • @AC-mc5yi
      @AC-mc5yi Před 2 lety +1

      Cud kidi kev got 💨 by ac making kev laugh at his own roast makes ac even funnier makes more since 😂

    • @russelljohnson437
      @russelljohnson437 Před 2 lety

      @@Emoney559 lol your watching so whatever

    • @cobracyxx8808
      @cobracyxx8808 Před 2 lety +7

      The crew he came up with was savage AF. Patrice O'Neil, Bill Burr, Louis CK, ect

  • @wesleysheppard421
    @wesleysheppard421 Před 4 lety +743

    Affion's whole delivery of the remote control joke absolutely killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Freshiemaster
    @Freshiemaster Před 4 lety +1583

    "You smell like the exhaust of a mini bike" - how did he even think of that!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ovotre
    @ovotre Před rokem +226

    “ you have a white women’s neck “ 😂😂. I damn near just got fired for how hard I just laughed. Thank god for Kevin heart 😂😂❤

    • @geralddavis2870
      @geralddavis2870 Před rokem

      Who's White Neck? Oh wow!!

    • @washingtonmarquice
      @washingtonmarquice Před rokem +1

      Now if he would've followed it up with "you better hope OJ don't see you"...that would've been☠️☠️☠️

    • @changeyourenergy708
      @changeyourenergy708 Před 3 měsíci

      Should be fired for being on sm while at work instead of working🙄. Is it that serious??

    • @ovotre
      @ovotre Před 3 měsíci

      @@changeyourenergy708 shut up

  • @mohammedalobaidli8340
    @mohammedalobaidli8340 Před 11 měsíci +90

    Three years passed.. and still never get bored of it.. 😂
    Guys with 1 to 1 roast.. this how we do 👊

  • @adriandamaso3847
    @adriandamaso3847 Před 4 lety +2884

    Affion doesn’t deserve a Netflix special
    He deserves a whole damn show with episodes and multiple seasons

  • @sugarmuffin319
    @sugarmuffin319 Před 4 lety +1160

    "Your face looks like a 10 speed bicycle seat"🤣🤣🤣

    • @AsherCally
      @AsherCally Před 3 lety +21

      That one took me out 😭😭😭😭

    • @aliceburt1206
      @aliceburt1206 Před 3 lety +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shomonalofton3479
      @shomonalofton3479 Před 3 lety +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yahyaibnmartey7626
      @yahyaibnmartey7626 Před 3 lety +12

      Even keV was like wait what. 🤣🤣🤣🤣That was so rude. He said it's like people ride your face for hours. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Humbledfx
      @Humbledfx Před 3 lety +4

      I can’t stop seeing it🤣

  • @Spectre493
    @Spectre493 Před 3 lety +1478

    "You workout out everyday, 9 hours a day, yet your body is still shaped like my remote control." That sent me 💀💀💀

  • @DB-xd9gk
    @DB-xd9gk Před 2 lety +179

    Kevin laughing at the remote control joke, before Affion could even finish, has me DYING!!

  • @charitycharity9178
    @charitycharity9178 Před 4 lety +1491

    Kevin Hart : “Affion looking stupid!”
    Affion: *Whole face drops * lmao💀 and the roasting begins.

    • @toplegends1548
      @toplegends1548 Před 3 lety

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    • @BrotherBernard7
      @BrotherBernard7 Před 3 lety +49

      “aight say less” 😭😭🤣😭😭

    • @QueenSlime007
      @QueenSlime007 Před 3 lety +31

      lol he was lookin stupid tho

    • @southsidenate6694
      @southsidenate6694 Před 3 lety +77

      Affion’s face be like:
      👀
      👃🏼
      👄

    • @lawrencemajor7176
      @lawrencemajor7176 Před 3 lety +8

      @@southsidenate6694 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wingingitwithbleep8934
    @wingingitwithbleep8934 Před 4 lety +802

    1:39 "LETS BE HONEST... IVE HATED THE STRUCTURE OF YOUR NOSE AND EYES FOR YEARS." - Kev

  • @tokyotezz
    @tokyotezz Před 11 měsíci +32

    3 years later and I’m still in tears 😂😂😂 that piranha mouth joke

  • @pcific2bspcific649
    @pcific2bspcific649 Před rokem +41

    Affion is comedy. His face is just unbelievably ridiculously hilarious looking 😂

  • @biglocc2209
    @biglocc2209 Před 3 lety +2218

    Affion is like the comedians comedian. They all love and respect him

  • @maryjanesbaby9392
    @maryjanesbaby9392 Před 4 lety +820

    “Just because I’m talking in falsetto don’t mean I’m defensive!” Affion is crazy!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @markhorne6020
    @markhorne6020 Před rokem +23

    His wife is dying from the remote control joke😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Duke1Fool
    @Duke1Fool Před 3 lety +122

    I never knew I could laugh that damn hard for 8 minutes straight 😂😂

  • @soulsurfer8797
    @soulsurfer8797 Před 4 lety +545

    “Every time I saw you, I made sure I washed my hands”
    I am cryin😂😅🤣

  • @byronbrayii2870
    @byronbrayii2870 Před 4 lety +402

    “How do you give me dap again?”
    “I just pick you up.” 😂😂😂😂😂 My ribs hurt. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @toplegends1548
      @toplegends1548 Před 3 lety

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    • @drumma4lyfe06
      @drumma4lyfe06 Před 2 lety

      LMAOOOOOOOOO OMFG!!! Bruh! I'm in fuckin' tears!

    • @RedboyMcCoy
      @RedboyMcCoy Před 6 měsíci

      Took me out!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @a5-30-31cts
    @a5-30-31cts Před 2 lety +124

    It's unbelievable that this is spontaneous, adlib. Every motion and expression, the timing, everything is gold. This is gonna be an all time classsic.

  • @CashPacasso
    @CashPacasso Před rokem +26

    This will forever remain a classic! Especially for the time period of Covid this should be put in the Library of Congress and safeguarded at all cost 😂😂

  • @Avenue77
    @Avenue77 Před 4 lety +1691

    Affion is a trip man...underrated comedian

  • @joegrizzlybetch3256
    @joegrizzlybetch3256 Před 4 lety +481

    "Your body still shaped like a remote control"
    "This is the actual size, Cause your head is wide as the top"😂

  • @SupermanHopkins
    @SupermanHopkins Před 2 lety +24

    "I'm not defensive just cuz I'm in my falsetto!"
    😭😭😭

  • @amablackacre1543
    @amablackacre1543 Před 3 lety +18

    This is so cute. “I’m not sure if you’ve ever seen a piranha…..”😂😂 ❤️

  • @bean.223syt5
    @bean.223syt5 Před 4 lety +488

    “You have a white woman’s neck.” 😂😂😂😂

    • @treallen2657
      @treallen2657 Před 4 lety +18

      Bruh.. I died when he said that 😂😂

    • @eneman6820
      @eneman6820 Před 4 lety +6

      Thats what calmed him down . He lightskin , Kevin throwing lowkey Jabs there

    • @ktrb90
      @ktrb90 Před 3 lety +4

      😆😭😭😭

    • @andrecocarlyle2847
      @andrecocarlyle2847 Před 3 lety +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bruh he sick for that

    • @seandafny
      @seandafny Před 3 lety +3

      That one caught me lhh

  • @jaywillingham4085
    @jaywillingham4085 Před 3 lety +357

    What cracks me up the most is Kevin constantly saying "What are you talkin about?", and then trying to hold it together.

  • @CoryJonesMusic
    @CoryJonesMusic Před rokem +9

    Steak Bites from the jump is crazy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @codydean672
    @codydean672 Před 2 lety +29

    The way kev doesn’t get sensitive and actually makes the joke better when it’s about him is so funny

  • @charliterry893
    @charliterry893 Před 3 lety +256

    “It’s like a beak with eyes” 🤣

  • @testostyrone33
    @testostyrone33 Před 4 lety +978

    Whoever thought that this would be a one sided cook session for Kevin... WE were all wrong. Affion came with it.

    • @DaeNooftheskys
      @DaeNooftheskys Před 4 lety +112

      U must not know that Affion used to be on Wild N Out. One of their original comedians lol

    • @Centralcoastwraps831
      @Centralcoastwraps831 Před 4 lety +40

      He said a bicycle seat tho I was dying cuzz 🤣🤣🤣

    • @GoatReactz
      @GoatReactz Před 4 lety +15

      Nobody thought that. Kev still won

    • @wesleysheppard421
      @wesleysheppard421 Před 4 lety +9

      Yeah Affion went in🤣

    • @Josh-xz5qi
      @Josh-xz5qi Před 4 lety +11

      Only children would think that

  • @faisalwani1239
    @faisalwani1239 Před 2 lety +20

    I laughed throughout the video not only because of all the roasting they were doing but what cracked me up even more was the expressions of Kevin when he knew what was about to come😂🤣

  • @cocobrotha197
    @cocobrotha197 Před 2 lety +16

    That remote control joke had me crying. 😂😂😂😂

  • @instantparty8493
    @instantparty8493 Před 4 lety +1000

    They should do a candid series like this, just comedians calling each other talkin shit and they just post the facetime. I could watch these for hours lol

  • @jlavelle24
    @jlavelle24 Před 4 lety +161

    I love that they trying so hard not to laugh...but can't 😂😂😂😂

  • @Spaceinvaderzim
    @Spaceinvaderzim Před rokem +29

    bruhh this was the one🤣🤣💯 hidden genuine roast between homies , reminds me of how i am with my friends . watched it twice immediately!! i appreciate this content

  • @garywatsonjr.2060
    @garywatsonjr.2060 Před rokem +20

    It matters not how many times I view this clip, because my tears 😭 flow EVERY TIME that I watch this!!

  • @cherylkay1636
    @cherylkay1636 Před 4 lety +275

    Not a white womens neck🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @SM-cc3nq
    @SM-cc3nq Před 4 lety +654

    Affion looks like his face was drawn by a dramatic sketch artist.

  • @skabeebo
    @skabeebo Před rokem +31

    Love returning to this video every few months lol. This is how we all got through the pandemic. Roasting your homies is a sign of true love.

  • @leonwilliams3221
    @leonwilliams3221 Před 8 měsíci +6

    3 years later and still makes me cry… all time classic this video 😂😂😂

  • @kellyshaffer3081
    @kellyshaffer3081 Před 4 lety +203

    everytime kevin goes “what r u talking about” i think it’s so funny😂😂

    • @user-rg3uq5yu3n
      @user-rg3uq5yu3n Před 4 lety +10

      Knowing damn well what he’s talking about🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ilenecarroll3786
    @ilenecarroll3786 Před 4 lety +260

    This is what you call "Friendship"
    Hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @abstraddic0442
    @abstraddic0442 Před 2 lety +3

    I'm going to look at this again as soon as I get out of the IcU . I appreciate these inguries. Keep doing these bruh !!!!!

  • @jvywzrd
    @jvywzrd Před rokem +14

    The hiding laughs makes it 10x more funny 😂

  • @Stakwell
    @Stakwell Před 3 lety +365

    "That acknowledgement is something I've always waited for in life" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This video has hit classic status. The best roast video ever.

    • @felipepineda1585
      @felipepineda1585 Před 2 lety +3

      Watch tony Robert's vs dion Cole. They are hilalrious!!! Also dion Cole vs rip michaels

    • @Mayo2014
      @Mayo2014 Před rokem

      Yo I literally read this comment as he said it lmfaooo that’s fuckin crazy 🤣

  • @itsmeessence7789
    @itsmeessence7789 Před 3 lety +105

    “A white woman’s neck” I’m deeeaaaadd💀😂

  • @dayleharper5587
    @dayleharper5587 Před rokem +17

    Two brothers just having fun and during the pandemic we needed this energy

  • @b3mbeats905
    @b3mbeats905 Před 2 lety +15

    Two years later and this Shit still funny asf

  • @finessethaprofit7325
    @finessethaprofit7325 Před 4 lety +152

    Smelling like “Mini bike smoke” is fkn hilarious

  • @slimyeezy5926
    @slimyeezy5926 Před 4 lety +151

    “Steak Bites” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @will3899
    @will3899 Před 3 lety +20

    Just hearing “steak bites” makes me cackle

  • @pasqualekelay6183
    @pasqualekelay6183 Před 3 lety +3

    🤣🤣this is by far the best roast I’ve seen of Kevin

  • @danecharles8048
    @danecharles8048 Před 4 lety +433

    “It’s like beak that can see.” 😂 You called him a seagull. 😂

  • @ea9373
    @ea9373 Před 4 lety +215

    We need a vs battle with comedians the back of my skull hurts from laughing at these 2. 🐻👍🏾

  • @wilfredocaraballo4894
    @wilfredocaraballo4894 Před 6 měsíci +3

    3 years later and the remote part still has me dying😂😂😂

  • @speeddemon21
    @speeddemon21 Před 6 měsíci +4

    “Aye man I can hear you!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Im stealing this one

  • @nitamarchele5023
    @nitamarchele5023 Před 3 lety +177

    Yo they were trying so hard not to laugh at themselves. It was hilarious

  • @derekjenkins2294
    @derekjenkins2294 Před 4 lety +290

    “Heyy man I can hear you” 😂😂😂

  • @oc3264
    @oc3264 Před rokem +1

    This is the funniest thing i've watched in a long time, just hilarious.

  • @TrustNRuss
    @TrustNRuss Před rokem +1

    Man I just woke up from a shit night! I needed this one🤣🤣🤣 well over do for a comedy tour.

  • @ethyboi
    @ethyboi Před 4 lety +105

    Affion is so underrated man he kills me 🤣

  • @lethal1415
    @lethal1415 Před 4 lety +476

    Affion look like a black Seinfeld

  • @foxyroxyross
    @foxyroxyross Před 2 lety +1

    Whenever I need a good laugh I watch this and each time I laugh hella hard! I've seen it maybe 20 times

  • @SeacrestOut34
    @SeacrestOut34 Před 2 lety

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 right before Mother's day. Perfect! I'm in tears rn and my stomach now hurts, thanks!

  • @Atomixwiiz
    @Atomixwiiz Před 3 lety +150

    The piranhas mouth got me In tears 🤣 from Affions reaction to me realizing it was actually the same form. The remote part killed me 🤣

  • @obsidianross
    @obsidianross Před 4 lety +200

    "U look like a beak that can see"🤣🤣

  • @wishanaturewood
    @wishanaturewood Před 2 lety +2

    My ribs omggggg💀😭😭🤣
    I had tears too 😮‍💨

  • @mcfcDJ51
    @mcfcDJ51 Před 2 lety +5

    Affion is all around a good genuine dude man. Deserves all the success he’s had and more💯

  • @joshuadanso6753
    @joshuadanso6753 Před 4 lety +615

    "You got a white woman's neck"

  • @kk4649k
    @kk4649k Před 4 lety +151

    hahahah whole time he talking about bicycle seat im like wtf you talking about..then i saw it and now i cant unsee it . man is hilarious got me rolling

  • @albrown1812
    @albrown1812 Před rokem

    They so good, they play into each other's roasts,but the jokes 🤣🤣 hilarious

  • @changeyourenergy708
    @changeyourenergy708 Před 3 měsíci +2

    When he said he smelled like minibike smoke, ole girl said what is goin on???😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Somn wrong with Affion😂

  • @judetei1982
    @judetei1982 Před 4 lety +363

    This is by far the greatest roast battle ever. Shit got me laughing all night. Affion is a killer

  • @snatchadams69
    @snatchadams69 Před 4 lety +71

    "This is just friends candidly talking right?"
    😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂

  • @jaimecervantes4718
    @jaimecervantes4718 Před rokem +4

    “You smell like philly streets” 😆

  • @18colonel
    @18colonel Před 2 lety +2

    Every time I look at this I get a headache from laughing too hard😂🤣😂🤣

  • @moniquesutherland255
    @moniquesutherland255 Před 3 lety +371

    Eniko’s laugh was so damn genuine when Affion said Kevin had “dirty ass hands”... let’s me know there was truth behind that statement 🤣😂🤣😂

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      @toplegends1548 Před 3 lety

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    • @blueeemom8338
      @blueeemom8338 Před 3 lety +19

      Yes in his documentary series she kept yelling at him to wash his hands before he touched Kenzo and he said no 😂

    • @LisaLisaCJ
      @LisaLisaCJ Před 3 lety +6

      She should know lol

    • @ethershakur4768
      @ethershakur4768 Před rokem +1

      Exactly

    • @ethershakur4768
      @ethershakur4768 Před rokem

      @@LisaLisaCJ she's dirty too

  • @city8603
    @city8603 Před 4 lety +436

    Definitely needed this laugh. Had legit tears just like kev lol

  • @mikehoggatt6316
    @mikehoggatt6316 Před rokem +1

    Man that was funny as hell!!! Please do more!!!

  • @keltdawg20
    @keltdawg20 Před rokem

    This one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WainaWay
    @WainaWay Před 4 lety +208

    At least they both appreciate each other’s honesty 😂🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @BigFenkell
    @BigFenkell Před 2 lety +3

    This 1 of the best roast ever I'm dead asf 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @slayforpay4506
    @slayforpay4506 Před 3 lety +9

    "And what I'll leave you with " after clearing making his closing statement the turn before 🤣🤣🤣

  • @overgrowncaterpillar
    @overgrowncaterpillar Před 4 lety +155

    "Your body is still shaped like my remote control.." LMFAO!!

  • @terrancefarris4381
    @terrancefarris4381 Před 3 lety +95

    My stomach is actually cramping... I can't stop laughing... When Kevin said he hated the alignment of his eyes and nose.. I looked at Affion and he looked just like an Angry Bird... I'm Hollerin!! These jokers crazy.. This the hardest I ever laughed in life!!

  • @ebt.8622
    @ebt.8622 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The remote controller took me out
    I just picked you up lmao😂😂😂

  • @annajones7252
    @annajones7252 Před 3 lety

    This was SO HILARIOUS!!!! I LAUGHED the WHOLE TIME!!!

  • @alexandershabazzi8890
    @alexandershabazzi8890 Před 3 lety +65

    Man, Affion deadass had me too in tears. That's how genuinely funny he is. Mini Bike Smoke is CRAZY LMAOOOO

  • @chanelorange9907
    @chanelorange9907 Před 4 lety +177

    When affion smiles he looks like a damn downward arrow

  • @TevDeshFilms
    @TevDeshFilms Před rokem +7

    he slipped in “you smell like Philly streets” right at the end 😂😂

  • @lickbass
    @lickbass Před 2 lety

    Amazing. Great guys. Love the way you roast each other. Enjoyed every minute. Cant stop laughing.

  • @jkileo
    @jkileo Před 4 lety +189

    Affion looks like zebra from Madagascar

  • @b.i.g.j.i.p.s.z.41143
    @b.i.g.j.i.p.s.z.41143 Před 3 lety +48

    "It look like people with spandex sit their 4ss on your face...and ride for miles," then Kevin tries not to laugh...while Affion smiles after that clownin' LMFAO!!$👍😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vinivv
    @vinivv Před rokem +1

    laughed soo hard i had to shut it off like 5 times think i literally blew my ass out laughing LMFAO

  • @edubbs5556
    @edubbs5556 Před 2 lety +1

    Some of the funniest I’ve ever seen😂😂😂

  • @slim7921
    @slim7921 Před 3 lety +52

    I died at "what I will leave you with" 😁😅🤣😂