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  • @LegalEagle
    @LegalEagle  Před 3 lety +1779

    🍿What else is a legal myth?
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    • @khizarkhan4250
      @khizarkhan4250 Před 3 lety +22

      HOLY CRUD IM THE SECOND VIEW

    • @beet111
      @beet111 Před 3 lety +19

      @@khizarkhan4250 so am i :)

    • @Username159_
      @Username159_ Před 3 lety +32

      There's no restrictions on the number of a certain types of adult toys you can own in Arizona.

    • @cormacmacsuibhne2867
      @cormacmacsuibhne2867 Před 3 lety +6

      Do a reaction to the song rise up.

    • @lachbullen8014
      @lachbullen8014 Před 3 lety +7

      The one thing that's caught my curiosity is the case against Julian Assange

  • @godlessandlovingit
    @godlessandlovingit Před 3 lety +12104

    *undercover officer walks up to a meth lab*
    Goon: "Yo, you a cop?"
    Cop: *dejectedly sighs* yea....
    *cop turns around walks away sulking*

    • @depurasangre86
      @depurasangre86 Před 3 lety +308

      nobody wants to play with a cop. tired of getting tased for stealing a base in baseball.

    • @Redmanticore
      @Redmanticore Před 3 lety +358

      answers the question with a question that affirms you are a police officer, while keeping it vague: " Sure, isn´t everyone a cop these days with their cellphones... .. ... .. .. haha?"

    • @jenellegast8547
      @jenellegast8547 Před 3 lety +12

      Lol now that is awesome

    • @henrygarciga
      @henrygarciga Před 3 lety +95

      walks away sulking, assured that the 6 back-up Task Force officers will confiscate all cash and most product , pump 34 bullets in the dealers limp torso and plant the illegal firearm within a fingers grasp of his defensive gestures.

    • @Medicated4yoProtection
      @Medicated4yoProtection Před 3 lety +12

      @@Redmanticore lol you havnt bought drugs before

  • @mr.browning7.624
    @mr.browning7.624 Před 3 lety +6514

    I'd just like to add. That whole "waiting 24 hours to report someone missing" thing is really dangerous. If you believe that someone is missing or has been taken etc. Those first 24 hours are really crucial to finding them. It gets exponentially harder the longer you wait

    • @jen6294
      @jen6294 Před 3 lety +510

      Exactly!!! Especially with minors. I read somewhere around 90% of children are killed within the first 24 hours of being abducted

    • @miriamrobarts
      @miriamrobarts Před 3 lety +379

      @@jen6294 Most people consider missing children as completely different from missing adults. With children, they are immediately extremely concerned. With adults, you think - maybe there's some reason they aren't where you expected, or why you haven't heard from them.

    • @LC-uh8if
      @LC-uh8if Před 3 lety +176

      I don't think the myth was ever that it was a hard rule, but rather that if someone disappeared for less than 24 hours, absent evidence of a crime, police didn't want to take a report because there's a chance they're not really missing. If you saw them shoved into a van, that's a completely different situatuion than they didn't come home last night.
      (EDIT) Of course, different rules apply for children. One of my classmates in Elementary School missed his bus and tried to walk to school but didn't know the route and got lost. The police were absolutely involved due to his age and he was found safely.

    • @wohlhabendermanager
      @wohlhabendermanager Před 3 lety +193

      Exactly. This "must be missing for at least 24 hours" is really grinding my gears. If your spouse is home from work by 4pm every single day and then one day they aren't yet home at 8pm, and you can't reach them on their cell phone and not at their work place, of course you'd go to the police and I really doubt they would be like "oh, let's just wait for another 20 hours, OK?"

    • @theguaable
      @theguaable Před 3 lety +38

      Even if the rule existed, I'd imagine they'd take the report but wait up to 24 hours before acting on it, rather than refusing the report altogether. If that makes sense, I'm not a lawyer

  • @SquashDemon
    @SquashDemon Před rokem +1028

    For number 6, this is absolutely why people are always saying "do not say anything when being questioned by the police, invoke your right to remain silent, and demand to speak to a lawyer." When they say 'anything you say can be used against you' they mean *anything* this includes things they tricked or manipulated you into saying.

    • @lildevildesi7676
      @lildevildesi7676 Před rokem +11

      100%

    • @johnroe643
      @johnroe643 Před rokem +19

      or just plain make up

    • @richardwallis9374
      @richardwallis9374 Před 9 měsíci +69

      “Your buddy already gave you up. Confess now and you might avoid the death penalty”
      Meanwhile they never even questioned your partner

    • @Graylord88
      @Graylord88 Před 8 měsíci +34

      @@richardwallis9374 Yeah, I'd argue this is really bad and inexcusable. You put the suspect under duress and _make_ them confess.
      It's manipulation and you basically can't know if the confession is honest anymore, a confession made under such circumstances where the suspect is made to believe they have no choice or face worse consequences whether it's true or not should absolutely not be accepted by the court. Same with cases where they interrogate the suspect for days on end until they become delirious and just needs it to end no matter what (which I would argue is mental torture). If the prosecutors have to resort to such tactics, it should hurt their case, not win it.
      The system doesn't care about putting the culprit behind bars, it cares about blaming _someone_ .

    • @SeverityOne
      @SeverityOne Před 8 měsíci +7

      @@johnroe643 Make up? Oh no. Because while the police can lie to you, there are laws that you cannot lie to certain law enforcement officials (the exact kind escapes me at the moment).

  • @bradr2567
    @bradr2567 Před rokem +392

    "You have to wait 24 hours to report a missing person." This myth is actually one of the more dangerous ones, I have known and heard of some cops that actually believe this, including one case I heard of where someone went to report a missing person and the police on duty actually told them they had to wait 24 hours.

    • @nandee1fuery
      @nandee1fuery Před 9 měsíci +43

      This happened with my schizophrenic veteran brother. They refused to do anything, saying that he was "an adult" and could be found easily. His phone and wallet were at my house. The locals refused to help us, the state put the APB out right away.

    • @davidcox6454
      @davidcox6454 Před 6 měsíci +9

      I have been told this by a cop lol my brother ran away and the cop who showed up literally said this not sure where he got that from. It was the 90,s and I think he may have just been lazy but my brother came back either way no thanks to that dude

    • @deadlined825
      @deadlined825 Před 5 měsíci

      I blame the movie Bridesmaids

    • @SnootchieBootchies27
      @SnootchieBootchies27 Před měsícem +2

      Perfect example of how cops don't actually need to know the law. Even though they are the ones that enforce it. 🤦‍♂️

    • @splendidcolors
      @splendidcolors Před 20 dny +1

      @@nandee1fuery I'm glad you thought of going to the state. I get alerts for missing "vulnerable adults" (such as people with mental illness, developmental disabilities, or dementia) on a regular basis and they are often from the state Highway Patrol.

  • @Theatre_gal
    @Theatre_gal Před 2 lety +2496

    The 24 hour rule was probably spread by kidnappers

    • @jasonstellaris
      @jasonstellaris Před 2 lety +33

      Yeah

    • @harsharya545
      @harsharya545 Před 2 lety +23

      In India, for an adult, I think it is...

    • @TheByQQ
      @TheByQQ Před 2 lety +114

      More likely by people who are tired of people being too paranoid. My mother wanted to report me as missing multiple times already, when my phone died or I had no signal.

    • @lakshmir7616
      @lakshmir7616 Před 2 lety +11

      No the people who got bribe from kidnappers.

    • @zekleinhammer
      @zekleinhammer Před 2 lety +38

      Or cops too lazy to do anything

  • @danrobrish3664
    @danrobrish3664 Před 3 lety +11120

    The movie "Knives Out" featured a will reading, but the lawyer specified that it wasn't legally required. I think that was a nice touch.

    • @nerdorama009
      @nerdorama009 Před 3 lety +1808

      Knives Out can be summarized as "all of this Agatha Christie stuff doesn't make any sense, but we're doing it anyway because the deceased was a nerd."

    • @smitra5901
      @smitra5901 Před 3 lety +168

      It was important for the plot, I guess.

    • @gunmadonna
      @gunmadonna Před 3 lety +606

      i love this stupid movie so much - a great deconstruction of the genre

    • @kittymachine3798
      @kittymachine3798 Před 3 lety +133

      Me too!!! Such a delicious romp of a move 🖤

    • @laurenray8458
      @laurenray8458 Před 3 lety +122

      @@gunmadonna Same me and my friends family watched it for a quarantine movie night and had so much fun figuring it out

  • @HNO5683
    @HNO5683 Před rokem +52

    My dad is an excellent black jack player due to his ability to count cards. His proudest moment was when the manager of a local casino came up to him while playing, thanked him for his patronage, offered him a free at the casino steak house and then politely informed him that if he ever returned to the casino again he would be arrested for trespassing. He stopped gambling after that lol.

  • @anametoignore2286
    @anametoignore2286 Před rokem +282

    For the circumstantial evidence it made me think immediately it'd be hilariously awful if you like cut yourself kinda bad at a friend's place and had to go RIGHT before they were brutally murdered and the prosecutions like "The DNA evidence is beyond clear."

    • @snflwrchan8019
      @snflwrchan8019 Před rokem +76

      Oh something similar to that actually happened. A victim was murdered in an apartment and csi found blood, hair, fingerprints of another person in a lot of places inside the apartment unit. So this unidentified person was of course the prime suspect but turns out they were just the previous tenant and thankfully, they had a strong alibi during the night of the crime. If it wasn't for the alibi, i bet they'd be in the interrogation room longer.

    • @shinylilfish
      @shinylilfish Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@snflwrchan8019 Well, that was the night I was in labor at NYU Langone... I'm trying to think what the strongest alibis would be. Labor in a hospital seems high.

    • @UnknownGamer40464
      @UnknownGamer40464 Před 6 měsíci +6

      ​@@shinylilfishbeing dead already probably outranks it by a bit.

    • @krose6451
      @krose6451 Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@shinylilfish already imprisoned at the time is a solid alibi but in the same vien as giving birth in a hospital being in surgery under anesthetic, under supervised quarantine for certain drug or vaccine trials, and staying in a psychiatric unit.

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti Před měsícem

      @@snflwrchan8019
      There was also a case were a guy was placed by DNA at the murder scene, but also had an ironclad alibi, being at a hospital when it happened. Turned out the paramedics who took the guy to the hospital also were on site at the murder scene and somehow contaminated it.

  • @DrakiniteOfficial
    @DrakiniteOfficial Před 2 lety +8081

    Getting robbed? Just say no! A robber legally cannot take your possessions without your consent.

    • @Chip-Chapley
      @Chip-Chapley Před 2 lety +280

      may not be original, but my god did i laugh too much.
      the dad jokes are becoming funny, i guess it's time to start finding a wife and make some babies.

    • @Lightwar49
      @Lightwar49 Před 2 lety +112

      @@Chip-Chapley bold of you to assume that you can even get a woman

    • @darss10
      @darss10 Před 2 lety +279

      @@Lightwar49 bold of you to assume he's not marrying his cousin

    • @nerdynate
      @nerdynate Před 2 lety +89

      @@darss10 SWEEET HOOME ALABAMA

    • @TheAntiBright
      @TheAntiBright Před 2 lety +81

      @@darss10 bold of you to assume his cousin isn't out if his league.

  • @Jan_Koopman
    @Jan_Koopman Před 3 lety +16762

    If police weren't allowed to lie, every single undercover operation would fail.

    • @ResidentMilf
      @ResidentMilf Před 3 lety +1641

      I say this all the time, and people STILL insist that if you ask a cop if they're undercover they have to tell you. One thing I get a lot is "They can say things like 'Do I look like a cop?'" No Kevin, they can say "I'm not a cop." If they couldn't, they'd only catch the very dumbest criminals.

    • @Busrayne
      @Busrayne Před 3 lety +1128

      I wonder if law enforcement creates or perpetuates some of these myths to make their jobs easier?

    • @Jan_Koopman
      @Jan_Koopman Před 3 lety +309

      @@Busrayne mind = blown

    • @IFZEX09
      @IFZEX09 Před 3 lety +224

      r/legaladvices mods are either cops or pro cops

    • @cgi2002
      @cgi2002 Před 3 lety +488

      They can lie to you, what they can't do is attempt to persuade you to commit a crime. Even undercover they couldn't for example be the boss, or even an under boss as everyone working for them is then been told to break the law. This is entrapment, and is actually illegal.

  • @nandee1fuery
    @nandee1fuery Před 9 měsíci +70

    The myth of waiting 24h to report someone missing is CRAZY to me. Especially because the first 48 hours are so CRUCIAL to finding someone alive.

  • @jessejordache1869
    @jessejordache1869 Před 2 lety +174

    I had a pot dealer in college, and in our first transaction he said to me, "oh by the way, if you ask an undercover cop if they are police, they CAN say no." I told him I knew that, but thanks anyway.

  • @adamnshame95
    @adamnshame95 Před 3 lety +2526

    "First cousin marriages are legal in Florida..."
    Me: "Ha!"
    "...Massachusetts"
    Me: "....goddamnit"

  • @L_C_3027
    @L_C_3027 Před 3 lety +5262

    It's really funny how a lot of these misconceptions are almost entirely due to shows and movies perpetuating them.

    • @kiriki4558
      @kiriki4558 Před 3 lety +117

      Or by bad-intended pseudo-intelectuals.

    • @courtney-ray
      @courtney-ray Před 3 lety +43

      As are most things

    • @oliverp3545
      @oliverp3545 Před 3 lety +142

      Don't forget casinos want people to very much think it's illegal to card count.

    • @briant2357
      @briant2357 Před 3 lety +2

      @@oliverp3545 3uwh

    • @Ineverlost_control
      @Ineverlost_control Před 3 lety

      @@oliverp3545 why did people think that?

  • @TheMaskedFox288
    @TheMaskedFox288 Před rokem +43

    So many cold cases wouldn't have gone cold if the whole "waiting 24 hours" myth wasn't perpetuated

  • @missharry5727
    @missharry5727 Před rokem +42

    As an English lawyer specialising in wills and probate I was only ever once asked to read the will. I explained it wasn't necessary but they insisted. They were a lovely family and there were no nasty surprises, everyone going away happy. The big legal lie I had to debunk several times was common-law marriage, or marriage by cohabitation and repute as it used to be called. There used to be a strong belief this was a thing, but the concept was abolished in 1753 in England and Wales. I came across a lady who went to see a divorce lawyer to seek a divorce, only for him to conclude after careful enquiry that she could not get a divorce because she had never actually been married.

    • @daleinaz1
      @daleinaz1 Před rokem +7

      Common-law marriage used to be -umm, common - in many USA states due to records getting lost over the years, but most of those were repealed in the 1960s-1970s because they didn't want those darn hippies getting the benefits of marriage just because they lived together for the required number of years (often seven). That was the irony of the Lee Marvin "palimony" case, had California not repealed their common-law marriage law, Lee and Michelle would have been considered married due to how long they had cohabited.

  • @lucaskahnk9588
    @lucaskahnk9588 Před 3 lety +5929

    I'm glad "everything is legal in New Jersey" didn't get busted as a myth.

    • @dashdash567
      @dashdash567 Před 3 lety +281

      It's not a myth, it's a fact

    • @micahgreenspoon6189
      @micahgreenspoon6189 Před 3 lety +115

      Same, otherwise I would be in a LOT of trouble ;-)

    • @WaverlyAverly
      @WaverlyAverly Před 3 lety +41

      Can confirm, it's real

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio Před 3 lety +91

      You can't pump your own gas.

    • @eve__________
      @eve__________ Před 3 lety +23

      @@OtakuUnitedStudio i mean you can pump your own gas, unless youre at a station that requires a clock in card to operate

  • @ZachValkyrie
    @ZachValkyrie Před 3 lety +4605

    Ask a lawyer: "Boxers or briefs?"
    Lawyer: "Depends."

  • @Vallyrah
    @Vallyrah Před rokem +64

    I actually knew these. What surprises me is that in Frazier v. Cupp the confession wasn't thrown out since the defendant had previously asked for and not been given a lawyer.

    • @daffidavit
      @daffidavit Před rokem +13

      I adreed with you. Once a person asks for a lawyer, all questions must stop regarding the case. Of course the cops can ask you if you need to use the bathroom. This may have been before the Miranda v. Arizona days.

    • @walmart3024
      @walmart3024 Před rokem +2

      simple when you ask for a lawyer just shut up

    • @OsKarMike1306
      @OsKarMike1306 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Not sure how the line of questioning actually went in that case, but the term "suggesting" infers they said "Should I get a lawyer ?" and the police would usually answer with something like "Do you want a lawyer ?" If the suspect says yes, the interrogation has to conclude then and there, but if they reply anything that isn't a clear indication of that right, the interrogation can and will continue without further precision unless brought up again by the suspect.
      The police will ask you directly once, when you're read your rights, if you want a lawyer and that's when you should say "yes" and not say another word. If you don't, it is assumed you consent in waivering that right to proceed with the interrogation until you bring it back up.

  • @_..-.._..-.._
    @_..-.._..-.._ Před rokem +186

    “Cousin marriage is legal in Alabama,…”
    “Well, it goes without saying”-Everyone

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Před 6 měsíci +1

      It’s more surprising other kinds of marriage also are legal.

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@GZilla311Child marriage?

  • @nerddwarf
    @nerddwarf Před 3 lety +1955

    Only legal advice I'll ever accept online:
    You should go ask a lawyer about that

    • @angeloireland576
      @angeloireland576 Před 3 lety +23

      Would you also take advice on what type of lawyer to see?

    • @greenLimeila
      @greenLimeila Před 3 lety +55

      Same for medical advice: you should go see a doctor about that

    • @timsickler5125
      @timsickler5125 Před 3 lety +37

      Remember the three Ups when dealing with police.Give Up, don't run, Shut Up, don't talk, and Lawyer Up, no matter what. Follow the Ups and it won't get you out of trouble, but you won't get yourself into more than you already are

    • @chetannaik8222
      @chetannaik8222 Před 3 lety

      Hopefully not the advice your lawyer emails you with.

    • @Zoid_Smoked2
      @Zoid_Smoked2 Před 3 lety

      Limeila doctor mike 🙃

  • @jul3249
    @jul3249 Před 3 lety +4742

    this guy looks like a photo-realistic cgi version of himself

    • @juanlara4127
      @juanlara4127 Před 3 lety +99

      He looks perfect right!

    • @mitchh3092
      @mitchh3092 Před 3 lety +195

      Holy shit, I was JUST thinking "HE LOOKS LIKE A DREAMWORKS VERSION OF JOHN HAMM".
      That's in no way an insult; I'd literally shank someone to look like this guy, but still. Weird.

    • @hywodena
      @hywodena Před 3 lety +1

      +

    • @SGTRandyB
      @SGTRandyB Před 3 lety +20

      Being a lawyer pays well..... maybe 🤣🤷‍♂️.

    • @lilj3467
      @lilj3467 Před 3 lety

      ...

  • @VideoBeertje
    @VideoBeertje Před rokem +67

    That last one does sound like one of my psychology lectures where they explained that you can make someone confess to a crime that they didn't commit. You can plant false memories and or convince someone that their own memories are faulty.

    • @AstralBelt
      @AstralBelt Před rokem +16

      you can -- you can gaslight people into doubting their own memories or begin to accept false memories, especially if they are particularly susceptible (i.e. due to a mental illness)

    • @Dirtydetective
      @Dirtydetective Před rokem +6

      What I didnt quite get in that example was the part where he said the guy had said he wanted a lawyer but the cops kept asking questions and wore him down, maybe it's another myth but I thought that when you asked for/demanded an attorney they weren't supposed to be able to interrogate you until the attorney was present. You'd think if that were true then the confession would be thrown out, again I may be mistaken on that one as well.

    • @StormSought
      @StormSought Před 10 měsíci +8

      @@Dirtydetective there was a case in the news a few years ago where they claimed that because the person being questioned didn't say verbatim 'I'm invoking my right to an attorney' they couldn't possibly have known he wanted a lawyer, even though he said 'I want a lawyer' or something like that, and it was upheld. So you're right, in theory it should be thrown out, but we live in america

    • @tekbarrier
      @tekbarrier Před 5 měsíci

      @@StormSought that's completely stupid because nowhere does the constitution say you have to phrase it exactly that way or else it doesn't count

    • @tekbarrier
      @tekbarrier Před 5 měsíci +1

      Another thing police will do is interrogate somebody sometimes for hours on end, and in some cases, they get so tired of being questioned they just get worn down and confess to something they didn't do, and that false confession gets them put in prison, even if they later recounted it

  • @jon6061
    @jon6061 Před rokem +46

    While sad to hear that 'bird law' is not a thing, I thoroughly enjoyed that disclaimer at the end.

  • @thepackerssmacker8188
    @thepackerssmacker8188 Před 3 lety +1935

    In Blackjack, if you aren't counting cards, you're just donating your money to the casino

    • @JSpeedy306
      @JSpeedy306 Před 3 lety +82

      Or paying for having fun.

    • @brandondavis7777
      @brandondavis7777 Před 3 lety +58

      That's why casinos use multideck shufflers now adays.

    • @daboss640
      @daboss640 Před 2 lety +25

      I just try to track the tens; it's easier and I mostly go for fun anyway, but it seems to help.

    • @dannydaw59
      @dannydaw59 Před 2 lety +12

      I've gotten lucky and made a couple thousand bucks on a 4 day trip to Vegas once. No card counting just blind luck.

    • @DonnaBarrHerself
      @DonnaBarrHerself Před 2 lety +22

      How can you NOT count cards? It’s automatic.

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms Před 3 lety +2161

    “Cousin marriage is legal in 21 states [also *most* of Europe]”
    Comments: “haha sweet home Alabama!”
    *completely ignores of other 20 states*

    • @shinyagumon7015
      @shinyagumon7015 Před 3 lety +116

      I was surprised that it's legal in California.

    • @rebel2478
      @rebel2478 Před 3 lety +67

      @@shinyagumon7015 why its a pretty liberal thing love is love right?

    • @Zach__tendy
      @Zach__tendy Před 3 lety +3

      is 1 allabama

    • @alexfraze12087
      @alexfraze12087 Před 3 lety +17

      @@Zach__tendy Yes, one of the twenty one states that allow cousin marriage without restraints is Alabama.

    • @alexfraze12087
      @alexfraze12087 Před 3 lety +152

      @@rebel2478 Uh. Marriage between people of the same sex is completely different than marriage between people who share blood. Saying that this falls under the 'Love Is Love' slogan grossly misrepresents what it actually means. Fighting for LGBT+ rights is totally different.
      EDIT: totally put 'share love' instead of share blood, and that is my bad. I am NOT in favor of incest.

  • @icarus-wings
    @icarus-wings Před 8 měsíci +7

    Hilarious that at 6:35 you explain which cards are valued at 10, but then throw in the term “shoe” without any explanation.

  • @SeverityOne
    @SeverityOne Před 8 měsíci +6

    Even this week there was a discussion on some consumer group on Facebook: "It's illegal for a company to charge you anything other on your payment card than what you agreed to." I informed them that (a) they shouldn't dish out legal opinions when they're not a legal expert and (b) the legal expert that I'm married had this exact situation, with a supermarket with a pretty poor online shop.

  • @ashdalbey4700
    @ashdalbey4700 Před 3 lety +2073

    He looks like Ryan Reynold's brother that decided to go into law instead of acting

  • @walteracevedo5105
    @walteracevedo5105 Před 3 lety +1758

    "Police can not lie to you."
    Undercover Drug Dealer: "I'm not a cop. Are you?"
    Undercover Drug Buyer: "Not a cop. What you got?"

    • @stevencowan37
      @stevencowan37 Před 3 lety +187

      A version of this was a sub-plot in an episode (or set of episodes) of Law & Order SVU; our protagonists busted some sort of sex trafficking ring, and like two of the 5 they busted were feds working the same case.
      All that to say, I wouldn't be surprised if this sort of thing (feds busting undercover local police or vice-versa) happened at least more frequently than people would normally think.

    • @abonynge
      @abonynge Před 3 lety +166

      It happens a lot actually. Miami has over 4000 active police officers. As a result of this immense size, each division functions nearly as its entirely own police department. This causes undercover officers in Vice to be arrested rather regularly because they dont break cover in public, and as a side effect, the officers in Miami Vice are some of the most understanding when arresting people and have some of the lowest rates of "resisting" arrest as a result.

    • @Rovsau
      @Rovsau Před 3 lety +56

      **awkward silence**
      **both cops panic and reach for their guns**
      Comedy or karma?

    • @amznasian
      @amznasian Před 3 lety +11

      @@Rovsau niether?

    • @TheSeleneSeipher
      @TheSeleneSeipher Před 3 lety +16

      Pretty sure a common trend in SVU is to lie to culprits so they end up confessing in exchange for a lighter sentence. Know it's a tv show so it might not be entirely accurate, but I doubt cops have their hands tied when it comes to lying.

  • @dummydee4671
    @dummydee4671 Před 2 lety +25

    Thank you! This has given me so much more hope to get my abuser in jail. We have some solid evidence but some is circumstantial evidence

  • @bearcubdaycare
    @bearcubdaycare Před 2 lety +5

    As a member of a search and rescue unit in a mountainous county, our county's sheriff's office definitely gets, and acts on, missing person reports well before 24 hours, often just a couple hours, or less, dispatching the relevant first responders. The prospect of finding someone well is dramatically better sooner rather than later. Dispatch can assess risks. Use your judgment of when to call 911; you probably have a fair idea of when to be worried.

  • @ginnyjollykidd
    @ginnyjollykidd Před 3 lety +1587

    I wonder if anyone has ever yelled "Movie!" in a crowded firehouse.

    • @college54114
      @college54114 Před 3 lety +25

      Underrated comment!

    • @elizabethsohler6516
      @elizabethsohler6516 Před 3 lety +8

      Nice one!

    • @kenalls3518
      @kenalls3518 Před 3 lety +34

      Since you're getting credit , i must point out that that is an ancient Steven Wright joke.

    • @babyyodel3738
      @babyyodel3738 Před 3 lety +2

      Someone yelled it in a crowded building as caused deaths once I can’t remember what if was called tho

    • @ginnyjollykidd
      @ginnyjollykidd Před 3 lety +22

      @@kenalls3518
      I did steal it of course, but I am asking it as a legitimate question.

  • @Nagi2100
    @Nagi2100 Před 3 lety +1795

    "Lawyers prefer to fight with our words, not our fists."
    Apparently you've never practiced law in New Jersey...

  • @Niohimself
    @Niohimself Před 2 lety +23

    Thanks to CZcams I'm more well-versed in US law than I am in my own country's law.

  • @theredlord6178
    @theredlord6178 Před rokem +41

    I don't even need a lawyer but I still want to hire this guy as my lawyer lol

  • @notoriousrzp
    @notoriousrzp Před 3 lety +2609

    Florida. Naturally. As a floridian I approve this, and so does my cousin.

    • @NetAndyCz
      @NetAndyCz Před 3 lety +59

      I wonder if there are exceptions for the same-sex cousin marriage in the states that look down on it.

    • @radicalmama135
      @radicalmama135 Před 3 lety +32

      and so does your mutual child

    • @ethzero
      @ethzero Před 3 lety +44

      Schrodinger's familiar. A person that occupies two levels of a family tree simultaneously.

    • @robertaviles8451
      @robertaviles8451 Před 3 lety +7

      Wondering who's "Florida Man" parents are

    • @roberttomsiii3728
      @roberttomsiii3728 Před 3 lety

      Lmao

  • @F4Wildcat
    @F4Wildcat Před 3 lety +667

    "Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"
    -Lawyer Sponge S

    • @kortmann9
      @kortmann9 Před 3 lety +7

      The wisest words ever spoken.

    • @Daniel-dl7ft
      @Daniel-dl7ft Před 3 lety +13

      it depends

    • @Mrich775
      @Mrich775 Před 3 lety +9

      Don't worry, whatever planet you're on, it's still only illegal on the other ones.

    • @grayaj23
      @grayaj23 Před 3 lety +1

      People need to be careful with Rule 34. It turns out it's a prescriptive rule -- it is the act of thinking up weird porn that causes the weird porn to exist. Someone joked about doorknob licking and this is what happened: imgur.com/gallery/6x4Oi

  • @slook7094
    @slook7094 Před 2 lety +20

    Wow, that supreme court case is completely bogus. He asked for a lawyer and they kept interrogating him?

    • @chronoxtreme2427
      @chronoxtreme2427 Před 2 lety +15

      They can do that. Legally, police are not required to provide a lawyer right away and can keep interrogating you while you are detained. In fact, there are multiple cases where statements about lawyers have been interpreted to not invoke Miranda rights, i.e., "Can I talk to my lawyer?" or "When will you get me a lawyer?"
      The best thing you can ever do in that situation is say, "I refuse to speak to you without my lawyer present. I am invoking my right to an attorney." And then shut up. Don't say anything. Police will try to act friendly with you, joke, etc. to get a reaction out of you and lower your guard. Don't fall for it. You invoke your right to an attorney and you stay silent until that attorney gets there.
      Even before you are read your Miranda rights, you should not talk to the police as much as possible. This is because any statement you make during the arrest before they read you your rights is admissable in court. Tell them, "My lawyer has advised me to not speak with the police unless they (the lawyer) are present." (Silence without being read your Miranda rights can be interpreted as guilty behavior by the prosecution). Then keep quiet. Once you are detained, specifically tell them that you will not speak to them without your lawyer present in the room with you, and that you are invoking your right to an attorney. Then go silent and unresponsive until your lawyer is present.
      Police can and will try to manipulate your words to say that you didn't invoke your Miranda rights so they don't have to bring in a lawyer. This is why you must be explicit with your language. Don't get sassy or cute or waver. "I refuse to speak to you without my lawyer present. I invoke my right to an attorney."
      Even then police will try and find ways to stall or get you to confess. It's a messed up system, but that script is your best bet to avoiding the most common pitfalls you'll face when being arrested.

    • @slook7094
      @slook7094 Před 2 lety +7

      @@chronoxtreme2427 Not necessarily true. Berghuis v. Thompson was a case where the SCOTUS found a guy who just kept silent the whole time had not invoked his Miranda rights. You have to respond to everything with "I will not speak to you without my lawyer."

  • @mallardrex3527
    @mallardrex3527 Před 2 lety +6

    i remember a cop telling me he could literally tell a suspect they had proof that they did the crime even if they had NO EVIDENCE AT ALL

    • @bubba200874426
      @bubba200874426 Před rokem +2

      This is what's called a basic interrogation tactic.

  • @Thomas_Schwarzenbacher
    @Thomas_Schwarzenbacher Před 3 lety +1157

    But beware: NEVER yell "theater" in a crowded fire :=)

    • @frostbytes8906
      @frostbytes8906 Před 3 lety +11

      Can you explain? I'm really curious as to what this is supposed to mean 😅

    • @kanjakan
      @kanjakan Před 3 lety +77

      @@frostbytes8906 A flip on "never yell fire in a crowded theater"

    • @frostbytes8906
      @frostbytes8906 Před 3 lety +28

      @@kanjakan wow my dumbass thought it was a saying or something

    • @georgewang2947
      @georgewang2947 Před 3 lety +33

      Feel free to yell, "This is fine."

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 Před 3 lety +1

      @@frostbytes8906 it's a yippie saying

  • @strawberrypink.
    @strawberrypink. Před 3 lety +708

    Fun fact: I've been reported missing after around 30 minutes. They didn't launch an investigation, but the police were told to keep their eyes peeled.
    I wasn't missing. I went for a walk, forgot to tell my dad, and my phone died.

    • @rienn8559
      @rienn8559 Před 2 lety +69

      LOOOL well at least if you were missing you would have been found sooner

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun Před 2 lety +117

      Hey, at least your dad cares about you. You should find peace in the fact that if you ever were to go missing, an investigation would be launched quickly.

    • @strawberrypink.
      @strawberrypink. Před 2 lety +79

      @@immortalsun actually, it wasn't his idea... someone at the rec center (where I was supposed to be) overheard him and said that they needed to tell the police lol

    • @Gorthain
      @Gorthain Před 2 lety +3

      Saw this a lot in college, when roommates decided to go home with each other planning on calling mom when they got there

    • @williamridder5956
      @williamridder5956 Před 2 lety +23

      When I was a little kid, I was reported missing because i was playing hide and seek at my friends house down the street, and fell asleep in their closet. They couldn't find me so they thought I went home without telling anyone, and they didn't tell my dad...

  • @SilentMeteorite
    @SilentMeteorite Před rokem +6

    14:20 that's honestly really concerning, considering that if the police lie to you saying that someone has indisputably implicated you in a crime, some people will be gaslit into confessing, or will feel like they're screwed and that a conviction will be inevitable, no matter whether it's right or wrong, and will just confess to get a lighter sentence

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus Před rokem +2

      If you're confessing to a crime you didn't commit, that's on you. If they tell you your parents already confessed that they knew you were doing criminal stuff and gave the police evidence, I'm not seeing any world where the reaction you should have it "Ahh well, even though I know I'm innocent I guess I must have done it!" and not "You're lying or my parents are." Why would you trust the testimonial of whoever it is they say is implicating you? That's like believing the school shit-stirrer "You won't believe what x said about y!"

    • @SilentMeteorite
      @SilentMeteorite Před rokem +1

      @@Winasaurus You know that a lot of people are genuinely susceptible to gaslighting, even when they are 100% sure of the truth, right? Like, even a basic Psychology and the Law class would identify this kind of tactic as unethical and show the huge amount of instances where it's led to false confessions

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus Před rokem

      @@SilentMeteorite And in my opinion, if you're that susceptible to being convinced that you have done something awful then you're close to as dangerous as someone who would do those things. If I can actually convince you you've robbed someone before, you don't really have a reason to not do it again if pushed.
      Especially given that you're literally fighting for your life in a police interrogation, how are you so resigned to just accepting whatever you are told? I highly doubt most people are susceptible to it, especially people are 100% sure of the truth. If you're 100% sure you cannot be convinced otherwise. If you can be convinced, you cannot be 100% sure. Just by the very nature of what sureness is. If you know you didn't do something but someone convinces you you did it, then you weren't 100% sure. Which you should be about things you have done.
      Like if the police pulled you into an interrogation and said they have evidence you did something you know you didn't, would you just go "sigh okay then I guess I did, put me away for life :("?

    • @SilentMeteorite
      @SilentMeteorite Před rokem +1

      @@Winasaurus Yes actually, studies show that MANY MANY people would. Like, the majority of people. Under a high pressure situation, being held for hours without knowing what's gonna happen to you, and being gaslit by an authority figure can do that to most people

  • @sosep.hatfield
    @sosep.hatfield Před 5 měsíci +3

    "Relatively good bet.. Think of all the family you already share!" Had me dead with that pun 🤣

  • @tuckerbittick1718
    @tuckerbittick1718 Před 3 lety +836

    "Everything is legal in New Jersey!" Yeah, except for pumping your own gas...

    • @suo_wei_ren_zhe_jie_xin_chen
      @suo_wei_ren_zhe_jie_xin_chen Před 3 lety +71

      I think it is actually a quote from Hamilton.

    • @Invictus901
      @Invictus901 Před 3 lety +4

      And all firearms.

    • @breawycker
      @breawycker Před 3 lety +10

      @@suo_wei_ren_zhe_jie_xin_chen the funny thing is that duels were illegal in New Jersey too at the time

    • @sparkpenguin
      @sparkpenguin Před 3 lety +1

      and left turns kinda

    • @yvngcrispy
      @yvngcrispy Před 3 lety +20

      @@TheWhale45 As a German: If you honestly think that the 1930s Nazi regime was, in any way or form, "socialist" you should pick up a history book. While it is true that they called themselves that to gather votes from poverty ridden voters, who lost land, homes, furniture, jobs after WW1 in a country with almost no functioning economy, they were simply a fascist right-wing dictatorship.
      Whatever floats your boat, though, man.

  • @liamdoes8580
    @liamdoes8580 Před 2 lety +4230

    Its always been weird how many people think card counting is illegal. You're litterally just playing with skill and using your brain

    • @Apostate1970
      @Apostate1970 Před 2 lety +424

      True, but the casino can still throw you out.

    • @TheCaptainFatBelly
      @TheCaptainFatBelly Před 2 lety +101

      Not too many people can use their brain though

    • @studkickass513
      @studkickass513 Před 2 lety +154

      Yeah, my dad taught me young that it's not illegal, so while watching this I was wondering if the whole pit boss throw you out / beat you up thing was a myth as well. I guess not.

    • @BOnYTB
      @BOnYTB Před 2 lety +140

      Pit bosses aren’t going to beat you up, it’s not the 1950s or whenever the mob really completely ran a ton of Vegas casinos. In the 2010s and on, if you get caught counting (and you’re really an advantage player that is beating the casino then they’ll just either ban you from the casino or ban you from playing blackjack at that casino. Not gonna be any physical harm, but in the mob days that was a thing)…a lot of people “count” or think they’re good but they’re really still losing or at best breaking even. Or not betting properly while counting etc.
      Or even if they’re maybe counting, they’re degenerate gamblers and get tilted when they lose and their strategy goes out the window and they do really dumb, very -EV stuff to try and chase their losses or go gamble at high stakes in other games like roulette or craps. The casino will still want your business if you’re one of these people since you’re still going to end up losing a lot of money there.
      And ya it’s not illegal you won’t get arrested…unless like he said you’re using some sort of illegal devices or marking the cards in some way.

    • @studkickass513
      @studkickass513 Před 2 lety +8

      @@BOnYTB My life experience proves you wrong. 🤘

  • @rickbelden2319
    @rickbelden2319 Před 2 lety +4

    My MIL just passed and I had to explain to my 21 year old son that the whole “reading of the will” thing is not real. It never occurred to me that people would actually believe that really happens.

  • @ENCHANTMEN_
    @ENCHANTMEN_ Před rokem +7

    I love the scene in Breaking Bad where an undercover cop says "hey ask if I'm a cop, if I'm a cop I have to tell you, right?" and then proceeded to say he wasn't a cop, buy meth, and immediately arrest the guy

  • @stardust27274
    @stardust27274 Před 3 lety +485

    ‘Do you always answer your questions with ‘It depends?’
    *’It depends…’*

    • @tortle1055
      @tortle1055 Před 3 lety +4

      So no

    • @fever7346
      @fever7346 Před 2 lety +2

      If push button:
      Get good high paying profession but
      Have to answer every question with it depends

    • @octopusgaming9706
      @octopusgaming9706 Před 2 lety +1

      @@fever7346 it depends

  • @TheSwiftFalcon
    @TheSwiftFalcon Před rokem +12

    Having watched a fair amount of true crime videos, I have absolutely no doubt that you can be convicted on circumstantial evidence alone...and I was really surprised at how easily you can get convictions with some juries. Who needs evidence when you've got imagination, I guess.

  • @americaroleplayer
    @americaroleplayer Před 8 měsíci +7

    My mom passed recently and though she told me she had a will WE CAN NOT FIND THIS THING. Learning that even if I don't have it, it's still legally binding, it's a very big relief.

    • @daisyd457
      @daisyd457 Před 5 měsíci

      hopefully you've found it by now! but if not maybe check her computer/phone for a video will? that's what my dad did for his will and I doubt its anybody's first thought to look there if you're expecting paper.

    • @WalterLiddy
      @WalterLiddy Před 4 měsíci

      Chances are she had a lawyer or notary who has it on file.

    • @americaroleplayer
      @americaroleplayer Před 4 měsíci

      @@WalterLiddy Unfortunately we have no idea who she would've gone through or how to track them down.

  • @ultimatedonar
    @ultimatedonar Před 3 lety +2231

    "Marrying your cousin was considered a *relatively* good bet.."
    #UnexpectedDadJoke

    • @phs125
      @phs125 Před 2 lety +52

      It's still a common enough thing in india.
      I moved to a different city for college, and whenever I say I don't have a love life, people ask whether I have any beautiful cousins.
      They assume it's an easy deal because you already know them and people often marry their cousins.
      Not at all a thing in my hometown and I feel disgusted whenever someone mentions it...

    • @jmiller6066
      @jmiller6066 Před 2 lety +31

      IIRC cousins are only 1% higher risk of defects compared to two unrelated people if they have kids. And married people don't necessarily even want kids anyways.

    • @raerohan4241
      @raerohan4241 Před 2 lety +53

      @@jmiller6066 The risk goes up with multiple generations of first cousin marriages. Even so, it's still not as big of an issue as people think it is as long as you're introducing new blood every couple of generations and there aren't known genetic defects in the line, e.g. hemophilia, sickle cell, thalassemia, etc.

    • @cerebrofan
      @cerebrofan Před 2 lety +21

      Well, marrying another person of same gender is fine, but a cousin you love is not?

    • @markengelbert30
      @markengelbert30 Před 2 lety +4

      @@raerohan4241 nowdays is quite popular on the youth not having childs. So i don't really see the issue in that cases.

  • @rexlongfellow
    @rexlongfellow Před 3 lety +471

    That scene in Breaking Bad where Badger gets arrested by a cop after asking him whether he was a cop is one of the best scenes highlighting that last point😂

    • @durift
      @durift Před 3 lety +12

      This was the exact scene I was thinking of when he was talking about that lmao

    • @katrina6984
      @katrina6984 Před 3 lety +9

      Badger complaining about the cop lying to him afterwards just was the cherry on top

    • @richdaley9982
      @richdaley9982 Před 3 lety

      Yup! Thought the same thing. DJ Qualls was really excellent in that scene.

    • @jellyfishjones4741
      @jellyfishjones4741 Před 3 lety

      Especially after he pegged the guy as a cop. He was savvy enough to know something was up and ignored it in favor of foolishness.

  • @bardcoregoth
    @bardcoregoth Před rokem +7

    After my grandmother’s death her lawyer contacted us all and we met in their office to have a reading of the will. And it was in fact dramatic. Lots of yelling from certain “forgotten” family members and the like.

  • @michaelfarrington9314
    @michaelfarrington9314 Před 2 lety +2

    Fun fact, I helped lobby and got a bill passed here in Colorado that bans the use of “deceptive interrogation” by SROs in schools. So that at least is a start in Colorado

  • @arandombard1197
    @arandombard1197 Před 3 lety +626

    Casinos actually like card counting. For every one guy who is good at it, there are 10 who come to vegas and lose their money while doing it.

    • @trikmandularlgaming2026
      @trikmandularlgaming2026 Před 3 lety +56

      house always wins

    • @tristanbulluss9386
      @tristanbulluss9386 Před 3 lety +2

      Do you play?.

    • @arandombard1197
      @arandombard1197 Před 3 lety +58

      @@tristanbulluss9386 For money? No, because it's a losing game. You 'play' and 'win' by just not playing at all.

    • @tristanbulluss9386
      @tristanbulluss9386 Před 3 lety +2

      I was thinking about going to the casino and playing 21 for the first time but then the virus hit.

    • @arandombard1197
      @arandombard1197 Před 3 lety +48

      @@tristanbulluss9386 You'll get a chance soon enough. Just remember not to go in expecting to win. Take a specific amount of money that you're happy to lose and don't go beyond that.

  • @BronzeEleven
    @BronzeEleven Před 3 lety +647

    "Lawyers prefer to wound you with a pen rather than a sword"
    Is he threatening to stab me with a pen?

  • @BelleRose11000
    @BelleRose11000 Před měsícem +2

    The first 72 hours that someone is missing are the most critical that can make or break a case.

  • @geenareilly5842
    @geenareilly5842 Před rokem +7

    Hey! I'm a law graduate working at a criminal defence firm in Scotland. I would absolutely love to see you talk about Scots Law since our legal system has quite a few interesting aspects to it, like: the 'not proven' verdict in criminal trials, the concept of 'hamesucken', and the elements of creating a contract (verbal agreement is enough). Thanks!

  • @tigernotwoods914
    @tigernotwoods914 Před 2 lety +743

    It’s still disturbing how much weight to given to eyewitness testimony to convict when it’s some of the worst evidence out there. It’s nothing more than somebody saying they saw something.

    • @guilhermefloresfeitosaguer4543
      @guilhermefloresfeitosaguer4543 Před rokem +199

      "Trust me bro" except it can determine a person's entire future lmao

    • @LOLquendoTV
      @LOLquendoTV Před rokem +119

      I think its cause a) the judicial system is old, and was created at a time before we knew how unreliable human memory is and b) most cases would have basically nothing to convict on if not for testimony.

    • @ThePallidor
      @ThePallidor Před rokem +35

      Testimony is powerful in smaller communities, where rep counts.

    • @MrKruger88
      @MrKruger88 Před rokem

      While it is very flawed, it is very far from being "some of the worst evidence out there." Yhere are countless examples of circumstantial evidence that are much less reliable.
      "I saw Bill shoot Joe in the chest"
      Is certainly better than
      "Joe was murdered in his apartment and Bill lives on the same floor"

    • @hesky10
      @hesky10 Před 11 měsíci +22

      Or the weight is multiplied because of someone's profession, or whether they're a regular church goer. That just reeks of naivity.

  • @stretchchris1
    @stretchchris1 Před 3 lety +396

    Actually the lawyer will answer: "That will be $800 per hour plus expenses, and it will take months."

  • @rustygray5058
    @rustygray5058 Před 2 lety +14

    13:50 I understand that police are allowed to lie, but I'm shocked the case wasn't dismissed when they refused him counsel

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 Před 2 lety +9

      They can still talk to you while waiting for counsel to get there and if you are dumb enough to confess at that point, you get what you get.

    • @emberhermin52
      @emberhermin52 Před rokem +2

      @@wingracer1614 they pretty much intimidate and psychologically torment people into confessing in that context though by saying stuff like "we already know you're guilty, we'll give you a lighter sentence if you admit it". It really shouldn't be taken as evidence that a person is actually guilty, just that they don't believe the law is willing to consider their side. It's like how a person will say anything under torture.

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 Před rokem

      @@emberhermin52 Yeah they will do crap like that. You need to keep your mouth shut. The cops are not judges or prosecutors, they can not make that kind of deal and you need to know that. Tell them sure, that sounds like a great deal. Tell it to my lawyer, put it in writing and we will consider it. Then shut your damn mouth.

  • @bambicrandi
    @bambicrandi Před 2 lety +51

    Ugh, the Casey Anthony trial made me sick to my stomach. I believe she at least had something to do with it. She should have gotten convicted of something: child negligence or something.

  • @anderskorsback4104
    @anderskorsback4104 Před 2 lety +1444

    Criminalizing card counting would be literal thought policing.

    • @imitatsiya
      @imitatsiya Před 2 lety +30

      not too far off from what's happening nowadays

    • @ussinussinongawd516
      @ussinussinongawd516 Před 2 lety +111

      @@imitatsiya oh come on noone is thought policing , arnold.

    • @ogeid772
      @ogeid772 Před 2 lety +6

      @@imitatsiya i see you already have the profile pic to match your clown act

    • @8stormy5
      @8stormy5 Před 2 lety +22

      please stop misusing words simply to evoke an inappropriate emotional response. And for the love of god, actually read the book.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Před 2 lety +18

      The dealers also learn to card count specifically because it's not a crime to do so, in order to counter players that do card count.

  • @space-junk
    @space-junk Před 3 lety +413

    If the teacher is 10 minutes late we're legally allowed to go home

    • @arcanum3882
      @arcanum3882 Před 3 lety +16

      That’s for colleges

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner Před 3 lety +4

      @@arcanum3882 oof

    • @annoyed707
      @annoyed707 Před 3 lety +24

      ...and if they are 30 minutes late your tuition is free. If only...

    • @PrincessLorelei
      @PrincessLorelei Před 3 lety +4

      @@annoyed707 If it were a cumulative refund for every occurrence, I could have retired at age 19.

    • @joemomma5814
      @joemomma5814 Před 3 lety +5

      I always heard 15 but who am I kidding. Im no scholar

  • @d73w80
    @d73w80 Před rokem +10

    4:41 can confirm. Last time I was in a lawyers office, one of em jumped me and tried to Stab me with an incredibly innate foundation pen.

  • @NanakiPL
    @NanakiPL Před 2 lety +9

    14:16 Hmm, I got it! If you want to uncover an undercover cop, just ask everyone "what are my basic legal rights?". Criminals will be able to lie or tell you to gtfo. Cops will have to read you the rights. Boom! Solved :P

  • @greenyawgmoth
    @greenyawgmoth Před 3 lety +281

    "[cousin marriage] was considered a *relatively* good bet" Don't think I didn't notice this!

    • @MagicXRoads534
      @MagicXRoads534 Před 3 lety +9

      I don't know if that was intentional, but good catch regardless, I sure didn't notice it.

    • @matts1166
      @matts1166 Před 3 lety +5

      The weird thing is that that only covers FIRST cousins. If you want marry your second cousin it opens up MANY more states. By the time you hit 3rd cousin it's legal everywhere in the US.

    • @DarkestKnightshade
      @DarkestKnightshade Před 3 lety +4

      Lmao florida and alabama were an obvious one. But high and mighty california allowing it too is amazing lol. They got so much sexual freedom that they ended coming back full circle to the hillbillies they despise.

    • @matts1166
      @matts1166 Před 3 lety +2

      @@DarkestKnightshade Certain areas have large populations were they think cousin marriage is still okay. The Utah area has Mormons, and in California the immigrant Hispanic population is still pretty open to it.

    • @craigcorson3036
      @craigcorson3036 Před 3 lety +2

      @@DarkestKnightshade You have some misconceptions about California, there. It's obvious that you have never been. Outside of the largest cities, THEY"RE all hillbillies, too.

  • @jamesford8202
    @jamesford8202 Před 3 lety +258

    “Everything is legal in New Jersey” except making u-turns for some reason 😂

    • @Cat-kj1be
      @Cat-kj1be Před 3 lety +48

      Isn't filling your gas tank up yourself also illegal

    • @user-ud9xc1hr3g
      @user-ud9xc1hr3g Před 3 lety +23

      @@Cat-kj1be yeah, it's the only state where you can't pump your own gas. It use to be illegal here in Oregon, but we wised up a few years back.

    • @MannyD90
      @MannyD90 Před 3 lety +33

      Gotta love a good Hamilton quote use

    • @91msJill
      @91msJill Před 3 lety +8

      @@user-ud9xc1hr3g It's still illegal in Oregon except for a few rural counties.

    • @LegoAssassin098
      @LegoAssassin098 Před 3 lety +12

      @@MannyD90 And "If you don't know, now you know"

  • @bloodyneptune
    @bloodyneptune Před 2 lety +6

    My question is, what do you do when the police tell you have to wait 24h? Do you just look it up on your phone and show them they're wrong? I can't imagine that going to go like "oh! Wow I didn't know that! We'll get right on it, then!" feels more like if they find your loved one stabbed 20 times in the back they're getting a 'suicide' verdict

  • @bornbrit777
    @bornbrit777 Před 3 lety +354

    Uses the word “relatively “ when talking about marrying a cousin

  • @andrewmurray1550
    @andrewmurray1550 Před rokem +1

    "The reading of the will" usually involved a bunch of eccentric characters that hate each other and usually end up at the firing end of Hercule Poirot, Miss Marple or Jessica Fletcher or Columbo.

  • @elizabethhh2460
    @elizabethhh2460 Před rokem +8

    So, funny story, my parents met at a family reunion! They aren't related though. My cousin's parents decided to bribe him into going by letting him bring his best friend, my dad. He spent a whole weekend playing capture the flag with my mom, and ten years later, they wound up getting married.

  • @mturynP
    @mturynP Před 3 lety +418

    It's perfectly legal to yell 'Fire!' in a crowded theatre that's burning.

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave Před 3 lety +28

      what if you don't yell "Fire!" but instead pull out your marshmallows?

    • @timsickler5125
      @timsickler5125 Před 3 lety +89

      So basically, before I yell "fire" in a crowded theater, I need to remember to actually light the theater? That's what I been doing wrong...

    • @cgi2002
      @cgi2002 Před 3 lety +51

      Yelling "fire" is legal. The ensuing panic and reckless endangerment you caused are what get you in trouble. The loss of earnings & potential damage caused to the theatre as a result of your actions leave you liable to a civil suit.
      Basically you can say whatever you like, and not get in trouble for it. You can however get in trouble for peoples reactions that you triggered, if those reactions are a reasonably predictable outcome of your words.

    • @idankatz8085
      @idankatz8085 Před 3 lety +4

      It depends

    • @alexandreman8601
      @alexandreman8601 Před 3 lety

      even if it's not burning to legal to yell it

  • @_LunarDragon
    @_LunarDragon Před 3 lety +816

    I didn’t even know that “police can’t lie” was even a thing people believed. I’ve never heard of that until now.

    • @shebb4828
      @shebb4828 Před 3 lety +4

      Okay

    • @iang0th
      @iang0th Před 3 lety +51

      I think it's far more common for people to believe a much narrower version of the myth, which is that undercover cops cannot deny that they're cops when asked (obviously there couldn't be undercover cops at all if they weren't allowed to lie, period). I think it mainly comes from the movies, and it seems plausible to many people because it sounds like some kind of legal protection against entrapment.

    • @seventh-hydra
      @seventh-hydra Před 3 lety +3

      @@iang0th I'm assuming that's what he meant, since that was the context in the video. It's still equally stupid though. Like I don't see how there's any logical sense behind the idea of "oh yeah, if someone asks if our undercover cop is undercover, he has to say yes."
      Granted, people who think that usually have rotted brains from all the drugs.

    • @sailordolly
      @sailordolly Před 3 lety +5

      AFAIK while they can lie, what they're not allowed to do is misrepresent the content of the Law--i.e. they are liable if they falsely tell you that something legal is a crime or that something criminal is legal in an effort to induce you to commit an illegal act or to induce you to refrain from asserting your rights such as right to remain silent or right to an attorney.

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 Před 3 lety

      I never heard the will thing before either

  • @benjaminmorgan1562
    @benjaminmorgan1562 Před 2 lety

    Buddy….you’re just awesome. My hope for the future is more people cement learning and understanding for others by sharing their own experience like this.

  • @Edward256
    @Edward256 Před rokem +2

    "The ghost of the victim has informed us that this man is the killer."
    "OBJECTION: This evidence is circumstantial."
    "OVERRULED: It is good enough to be considered Without A Doubt."

  • @scalavision
    @scalavision Před 2 lety +405

    Great video. I actually drafted New York's missing adults law. Until 2016, there was no state law requiring police to take reports of missing adults. Now, as long as there is reasonable concern for their safety, police are required to report the missing adult to the NCIC as they are for missing children.

    • @johnroe643
      @johnroe643 Před rokem

      So your the one who help create the PAPERS PLEASE for adults that just want disappear, be left alone and the commie govt grabs them in the name of the NWO controlling society

  • @TheRealmDrifter
    @TheRealmDrifter Před 3 lety +97

    "Are you saying that, legally speaking, whoever smelled it _isn't_ necessarily the one who dealt it?"
    "It depends."

    • @BradyPostma
      @BradyPostma Před 3 lety +3

      The person in Depends probably dealt it.
      Facts.

    • @RyanWehr
      @RyanWehr Před 3 lety +3

      that depends

    • @frigginjerk
      @frigginjerk Před 3 lety +3

      There is, however, a long precedent established, such that he who made the rhyme did the crime.

    • @Zentiph
      @Zentiph Před 3 lety +1

      @frigginjerk well, it depends

    • @frigginjerk
      @frigginjerk Před 3 lety +1

      @@Zentiph Yes, but be that as it may, the principle of "Whoever denied it supplied it" may be applicable in these cases.

  • @spooky-spaghetti
    @spooky-spaghetti Před 3 dny

    a good example of circumstantial evidence is if u r indoors and someone comes in dripping wet saying it's raining outside; if u can't see or hear the rain then there is no proof that this person is wet from being in the rain. but logic and experience would make u incredibly likely to believe the person and circumstances.

  • @jfrish1
    @jfrish1 Před rokem

    Fantastic! Confirming it denying things we all ‘believe’. Keep up the great job, LE!

  • @rambofan334
    @rambofan334 Před 3 lety +173

    "LegalEagle: Lawyers prefer to fight with our words not our fists.
    Matthew Murdock: *laughs in vigilante*

    • @techpriesttaro8148
      @techpriesttaro8148 Před 3 lety +13

      well, he has already said that Matthew Murdock is a bad lawyer.....

    • @BaronSengir1008
      @BaronSengir1008 Před 3 lety +11

      To be fair, Matt has had his ass handed to him many times both in court and on the streets...

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin Před 3 lety +8

      @@BaronSengir1008 To be fair, he's blind

    • @BaronSengir1008
      @BaronSengir1008 Před 3 lety +4

      @@JargonMadjin He has an echolocation that is more accurate than a normal person's sight...

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin Před 3 lety +1

      @@BaronSengir1008 I know

  • @DEADisBEAUTIFUL
    @DEADisBEAUTIFUL Před 3 lety +1311

    You look like every Hollywood director’s dream of what a lawyer is supposed to look like...............and you are an actual lawyer.

    • @cbfedge5593
      @cbfedge5593 Před 3 lety +15

      Yes he is.

    • @thalivenom4972
      @thalivenom4972 Před 3 lety +29

      you should see him nekid

    • @jacobbau8328
      @jacobbau8328 Před 3 lety +43

      @@thalivenom4972 what?

    • @Zraknul
      @Zraknul Před 3 lety +5

      He missed the Suits window.

    • @NXTHNU.
      @NXTHNU. Před 3 lety +7

      @@thalivenom4972 this comment made me HOLLER 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @eleanorwittering3126
    @eleanorwittering3126 Před 2 lety

    I love your quote, is/are law shows on tv like actual practice, your response (paraphrased),
    "...sometimes they make me want to pull my hair out!" 'not disputing, some law scenes are as accurate as real life--
    'oh, my goodness, 'that's the best quote 'ever!
    And, 'where have you been 'all my legal tv/movie scenes 'all my life!?

  • @DepletedWisdom
    @DepletedWisdom Před 2 lety +1

    I wouldn't look down on states where it is legal to marry your first cousin. It just means they have no laws against it, because it's so rare that they've never had to make those laws. It's the places where they had to make it a law it to keep it from happening that I would worry about.

  • @TARINunit9
    @TARINunit9 Před 3 lety +215

    "Everyone knows you can't yell 'fire' in a crowded theater"
    Objection: you need the word "falsely" before the word "yell"

    • @verybigbrain1
      @verybigbrain1 Před 3 lety +8

      And you are only in trouble if it causes actual harm.

    • @Enderslegend
      @Enderslegend Před 3 lety +4

      That was a throw away line from a case about sedition. That standard was also abandoned, so there is no such law.

    • @verybigbrain1
      @verybigbrain1 Před 3 lety +31

      @@Enderslegend There is no specific law but if you knowingly falsely yell fire in a crowded theater and damage results from it you can probably be held liable for that damage in a civil suit

    • @LnPPersonified
      @LnPPersonified Před 3 lety +3

      I saw the movie Inglorious Basterds, and not once at the end did anyone shout "Fire!" Even in the end, they obeyed the law!

  • @SolomonCaineReaper
    @SolomonCaineReaper Před 3 lety +357

    "We assume that the beneficiaries of the will are literate."
    That's a dangerous assumption. Half my graduating class was at a first grade reading level.

    • @Gulyus
      @Gulyus Před 3 lety +4

      Half your graduating what?
      (I'm kidding, I know you meant graduating class!)

    • @floydmsmith1
      @floydmsmith1 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Gulyus I think he's just proving a point. LOL

    • @SolomonCaineReaper
      @SolomonCaineReaper Před 3 lety +13

      @@Gulyus Whoops. Need to remember to proofread. Thanks for the catch. Fixed.

    • @kayleighbrown459
      @kayleighbrown459 Před 3 lety +5

      And I live in Scotland in country where a lot of the older generation can't read or write because they don't really need to.

    • @the13nthpartyboy
      @the13nthpartyboy Před 3 lety +7

      Objection!
      A first grade reading level is, in fact, literate. Dummyhead.

  • @Babarudra
    @Babarudra Před rokem +3

    A free bit of legal advice I got when I was in high school has always stuck with me, and while not always "accurate", it's a pretty good rule of thumb. And that is, If you feel the need to ask "is it illegal to..." you probably shouldn't do it.

    • @Rachel-fi4sc
      @Rachel-fi4sc Před rokem

      Except for the 24-hour missing persons report and probably the counting cards one, too.

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus Před rokem

      Believe me, there's plenty of questions where asking that is a good thing for you. "Is it illegal to avoid tax?" Answer: No!

  • @LasherTimora
    @LasherTimora Před 7 měsíci

    I've watched enough JCS to know that the police lie their asses off when they interrogate you.

  • @opaljk4835
    @opaljk4835 Před 3 lety +403

    I thought all wills stipulated spending a night in a haunted house otherwise the lawyer gets to keep everything

  • @Wyattearpp
    @Wyattearpp Před 3 lety +260

    "Cousin marriage has always been popular around the world....gross."
    *Rudy Giuliani will remember that*

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 Před 3 lety +2

      Philip II of Spain has entered the chat.

    • @felixrogers1295
      @felixrogers1295 Před 3 lety +2

      When he said “Hey Kentucky, way to go!” I felt that.

    • @arubinojr5670
      @arubinojr5670 Před 3 lety

      @@podemosurss8316 Giuliani and Phillip II having something in common is a black mark against humanity as a species. (I approve.)

    • @reamick
      @reamick Před rokem

      Giuliani married a second cousin.

  • @r.alexandercorbitt1554
    @r.alexandercorbitt1554 Před 2 měsíci

    Non-American here. I didn't know about the whole "undercover police have to tell you if you ask" myth until relatively recently, and it always perplexed me. Like, if they have to tell you, what's the whole point of going undercover in the first place?

  • @lostteddybear9393
    @lostteddybear9393 Před 7 měsíci

    "Is the legal system ever contextual?"
    "It depends"

  • @madelinekim4420
    @madelinekim4420 Před 3 lety +421

    “Everybody knows it’s illegal to marry your cousin.”
    *laughs in Alabama*

    • @zakl940
      @zakl940 Před 3 lety +4

      @Roof Korean what do you mean

    • @unhomme643
      @unhomme643 Před 3 lety +1

      Roof Korean
      That’s a funny joke. That JQ life.

    • @ruben307
      @ruben307 Před 3 lety

      so if your sister is also your cousin everything is safe?

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut Před 3 lety +4

      I'm confused... What about those last few states that were white?

    • @Lightningflamingice
      @Lightningflamingice Před 3 lety +4

      @@KickyFut probably had no laws specifying

  • @ethananthony94
    @ethananthony94 Před 3 lety +1381

    He looks like John Krasinsky and Ryan Reynolds rolled into one.

  • @MrSonofsonof
    @MrSonofsonof Před rokem +1

    The thing about the reading of the will is interesting. I was talking to a lawyer in England a few days ago, and apparently it really does happen sometimes that they get all the heirs together in a room and go through the will with them. She said it is rare, and as you might imagine, it is generally when one or more of the heirs feel that they haven't been treated fairly. It's not a pleasant experience.

  • @jerseyjay813
    @jerseyjay813 Před rokem +1

    The reading of the will has always been interesting to me, particularly as one of my main practices is Trusts and Estates. In my current state it clearly isn't a requirement. But I can remember 20 years ago actually getting pulled into a room with my family in Connecticut where an attorney discussed the distribution provisions my grandfather's will. To this day I'm not sure if the attorney believed they had to read the will, or if after 20 years I've completely misremembered it (although I initially recalled it more than a decade ago when I started law school).

  • @randomperson1714
    @randomperson1714 Před 3 lety +2557

    “First cousin marriage is legal in Alabama.”
    Of course it is.

    • @micahjones1451
      @micahjones1451 Před 3 lety +188

      Citizen of Alabama here to clear up something. While marrying your cousin is legal, we will avoid you like the plague. Because gross.

    • @user-kf7oq6uw8f
      @user-kf7oq6uw8f Před 3 lety +39

      Yeah, I like how he started right from it :D
      Even tho it was just an alphabetical order.

    • @dinosaurtimeandfunnyvideos
      @dinosaurtimeandfunnyvideos Před 3 lety +19

      @@micahjones1451 don't get why its gross.

    • @pix3lpancake
      @pix3lpancake Před 3 lety +5

      @paula damn Californians

    • @7minutesago4yearsago29
      @7minutesago4yearsago29 Před 3 lety +26

      Sweet home Alabama

  • @leemiller29
    @leemiller29 Před 3 lety +466

    Cousin marriage is legal in California and illegal in West Virginia. Huh.

    • @timothyneiswander3151
      @timothyneiswander3151 Před 3 lety +42

      Now you know where the inbred hilljacks really live.

    • @steverichardson8080
      @steverichardson8080 Před 3 lety +39

      @@timothyneiswander3151 Mm-hm, because we know people would never do something if it's illegal

    • @mikehudgins6038
      @mikehudgins6038 Před 3 lety +19

      Checking in from WV, this doesn't surprise me at all. WV is a decent place to live if you like the outdoors, imo.

    • @timothyneiswander3151
      @timothyneiswander3151 Před 3 lety +7

      @@steverichardson8080 I doubt they are illegally getting married but I guess cousins could "shack up". Since this is a law of protection against inbreeding, it is telling us that the people of California prize incest over the dangers of inbreeding.

    • @leemiller29
      @leemiller29 Před 3 lety +5

      @@mikehudgins6038 I've actually been and it's beautiful (I went to Pitt, though, so I refuse to say anything nice about it!!!!!)