Ron's pick up attempt - Full scene

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  • čas přidán 1. 02. 2015
  • I've been looking for this complete scene but I couldn't find it, so here it is. Maybe it's because of copyright, and it's being taken down as soon as people upload it and that's why it's not on CZcams - I guess I'll find out in a minute. I just hope they leave it up.

Komentáře • 255

  • @brianjanson3498
    @brianjanson3498 Před 2 lety +149

    "I'm kind of a big deal." I use this line all the time now.

  • @rossymons
    @rossymons Před 3 lety +792

    Let's give a shout out to Christina Applegate!

  • @topchief777
    @topchief777 Před 4 lety +482

    "I have many leather bound books...and my apartment smells of rich mahogany." Best line, to this day. 💀

    • @wickedshadesproductions5254
      @wickedshadesproductions5254 Před 3 lety +16

      he doesn’t even live in an apartment

    • @PDZ2028
      @PDZ2028 Před 3 lety +11

      Naw, "Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!" I cried laughing when he said that. Just the whole movie, in general. In the Marines we constantly quoted the movie or phrased it to our misery.

  • @mrz_88
    @mrz_88 Před rokem +30

    Every line in this movie is classic gold

  • @amy259
    @amy259 Před 2 lety +38

    "...my apartment smells of rich mahogany" his facial expression immediately following that line 🤣 🤣

  • @DrDomich
    @DrDomich Před 2 lety +86

    I wanna be on you is the most sincere line in the history of humankind and filmography 😁

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions Před 2 lety +234

    You have…an absolutely breathtaking…heiney. I mean that thing is good… *I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH IT.*
    😂😂😂😂Truly masterful pickup line

  • @eoinbrennan3949
    @eoinbrennan3949 Před 2 lety +33

    "Well you certainly know how to compliment a woman"..........That absolutely killed me

  • @neeleshdayal9482
    @neeleshdayal9482 Před 4 lety +304

    "I wanna be on you", even after she walks away😂😂

    • @VadimBolshakov
      @VadimBolshakov Před 4 lety +17

      Truth will set you free

    • @ovechkin100
      @ovechkin100 Před rokem +4

      he rethinks it through and comes back to the same conclusion hahah

  • @joeb5080
    @joeb5080 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Two great comedic actors. The chemistry between Will Farrell and Christina Applegate is excellent.

  • @deeinoz7230
    @deeinoz7230 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Love this movie, but this outfit and hair, just love it on Christina!❤

  • @StuTheDon17
    @StuTheDon17 Před rokem +12

    0:55 is so underrated. That "ooohhhhhh" is so odd hahahah

  • @alanw505
    @alanw505 Před rokem +8

    "You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney, I mean that thing is good. I want to be friends with it".

  • @josiahdelatorre107
    @josiahdelatorre107 Před 5 lety +94

    "I wanna be friends with it"

  • @zackrowe1
    @zackrowe1 Před 2 lety +18

    By the beard of Zeus 😂all his quotes from movies get me in trouble

  • @Letts_prey
    @Letts_prey Před 3 lety +29

    “I’m kind of a big deal”

  • @drvren030
    @drvren030 Před 2 lety +19

    I love how the camera zooms in on her face and hair, and Ron's looking at something wayyy different 😂

  • @warriorking6477
    @warriorking6477 Před 2 lety +44

    Very honest and straight forward man!🤣🤣

  • @SniffyPoo
    @SniffyPoo Před 4 lety +55

    this scene is perfect.

  • @ChandelierLeBlair
    @ChandelierLeBlair Před 5 lety +59

    Step aside charismaoncommand et all. This is the only pick up video one ever needs to study

  • @cynthiam7412
    @cynthiam7412 Před 4 lety +44

    I like how he says it again after the fact she left just to reassure his ego

  • @mikependergast3615
    @mikependergast3615 Před 2 lety +14

    I don’t know how she could keep a straight face during the scene. Lmao

  • @lead5s
    @lead5s Před 3 lety +30

    she looks so good

  • @ErikPehrsson
    @ErikPehrsson Před 3 lety +66

    That is a legit pickup line. Works EVERY time for me. Every time half the time.

    • @THEJIG-IS-UP
      @THEJIG-IS-UP Před 3 lety +1

      Lol yup

    • @thomasgreen1557
      @thomasgreen1557 Před 3 lety +20

      60% of the time it works everytime......
      That makes no sense.

    • @ftl06
      @ftl06 Před 3 lety +2

      @@thomasgreen1557 that doesn’t make sense

    • @emmanueltusa9346
      @emmanueltusa9346 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ftl06 bruh sometimes u can tell humor from a text fuck yall don't be so dry

    • @RawOne911
      @RawOne911 Před 2 lety

      It does work if the girl wants to screw any man that shows her attention lol

  • @MrPanMichaels
    @MrPanMichaels Před 5 lety +101

    I can't listen to Bill Withers Use Me without saying "Ohh"!

  • @chosenwon5618
    @chosenwon5618 Před 2 lety +15

    Christina Applegate is absolutely gorgeous!!!!!

  • @MosesJohn218
    @MosesJohn218 Před 3 lety +10

    Thanks for introducing me the song "use me" and the word "Heinie"

  • @crosscountrycrusader
    @crosscountrycrusader Před 3 lety +55

    One of the only soundtracks to a film I ever bought on CD! Incredible

  • @RawOne911
    @RawOne911 Před 2 lety +9

    "I wanna pee on you"
    - R.Kelly

  • @JaefarSABNW
    @JaefarSABNW Před 2 lety +59

    Let this be a lesson to stay sober.

    • @JaefarSABNW
      @JaefarSABNW Před 2 lety +3

      @rudy nosa If this is how you are around women when you drink, it is time to change.

    • @Rufusdos
      @Rufusdos Před 2 lety +3

      Exactly!!

    • @engr.h.mbasirijaz1249
      @engr.h.mbasirijaz1249 Před 2 lety +4

      Sober or not
      Doesn't make any difference if u r not good at it

    • @chrishandsome4267
      @chrishandsome4267 Před 2 lety +2

      @@JaefarSABNW says the dork who’s never been with a woman, time to change

    • @c4orcharles
      @c4orcharles Před 2 lety

      bro it’s a movie 😂

  • @magreger
    @magreger Před 5 lety +31

    My apartment smells of rich mahogony..

  • @allys744
    @allys744 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I love Christina’s reaction to the “I wanna be on you” she’s thinking “Yeah, imma head out” as she slowly turns

  • @commentsboardreferee7434
    @commentsboardreferee7434 Před 2 lety +7

    Such an underrated scene.

  • @amiles777
    @amiles777 Před 3 lety +14

    I wanna be on you.
    I was on the floor. Ron just walk away now and save your dignity

  • @user-wl6bw3jl4n
    @user-wl6bw3jl4n Před 3 lety +17

    By the beard of Zeus

  • @forgedtofight
    @forgedtofight Před 4 lety +23

    I have.... many leather bound books

  • @JB-uv4hm
    @JB-uv4hm Před 2 lety +7

    Of course she knows exactly who he is.

  • @motherloverjones6008
    @motherloverjones6008 Před 10 měsíci +1

    normally when I'm grocery shopping and I see a nice hiney that I want to be on I use this line
    "I have many leather bound books...and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
    It works 60% of the time - everytime.

  • @davidtaylor328
    @davidtaylor328 Před 2 lety +17

    I wanna be on you - wait , wait , wait , I , I wanna be on you !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GTX1123
    @GTX1123 Před 3 lety +9

    "70% of the time it works EVERY time"; but Ms. Corningstone and her beautiful hiney didn't see it that way - By the beard of Zeus, this must have been the other 30%...

    • @GTX1123
      @GTX1123 Před 2 lety

      Er uh, correction folks - it's "60% of the time it works every time" according to Brian "the Bri-man" Fantana - NOT 70%.

  • @minnesotajack1
    @minnesotajack1 Před 3 lety +17

    I gave the “very important” section of this scene to the bank teller when she asked for my ID cashing a check.
    Pretty sure she hadn’t seen this movie

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf Před 2 lety +2

      I mean thats not a good strategy she can see your bank account, she knows you're a failure

    • @minnesotajack1
      @minnesotajack1 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Ben-rz9cf
      You used a comma when you should have used either a period and a new sentence or a semicolon. The phrase “she knows you’re a failure” can stand on its own and should be treated as such.
      When you’re being a tool on a lighthearted post/comment, you should have your punctuation correct too. Conversely, I feel fine being a tool because you started it.

  • @TruthTriumphs786
    @TruthTriumphs786 Před 3 lety +15

    I found myself dumbstruck in many situations. This was hilarious.

  • @myheart715
    @myheart715 Před 2 lety +4

    I want Veronica’s bad bitch energy

  • @liljfk9314
    @liljfk9314 Před 2 lety +1

    Bill withers in the background 8s perfect

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins Před 2 lety +6

    He felt horrible as she walked away, so ashamed, so contrite, that he told her he wanted to be on her again 😂

  • @divinecomedyproductions967

    “I’m very important, uh-“

  • @Dreadrat
    @Dreadrat Před 5 lety +16

    0:55 that just killed me xDD

    • @alldogsgoheaven
      @alldogsgoheaven Před 3 lety

      U should watch toast of london on Netflix if u like that type of stuff

  • @gervais.d8399
    @gervais.d8399 Před 2 lety +3

    I'll have to try this pick up line.
    Seems full proof.

  • @PDZ2028
    @PDZ2028 Před 2 lety +2

    His drink changed.

  • @jstsumguy_4057
    @jstsumguy_4057 Před 2 lety +1

    If anybody needs it the second song is use me by bill withers

  • @TheGoodfella2012
    @TheGoodfella2012 Před 3 lety +17

    1:05 is the start of the pick-up

  • @THEJIG-IS-UP
    @THEJIG-IS-UP Před 3 lety +24

    I'm soo glad I didn't turn out like this guy at the bars. Sad but I know a guy who is like Ron still out there.

    • @PlatinumHustle
      @PlatinumHustle Před 2 lety +7

      And he’s still getting the kitty

    • @knives5964
      @knives5964 Před 2 lety

      @@PlatinumHustle not really, unless they paying hookers

    • @PlatinumHustle
      @PlatinumHustle Před 2 lety +1

      @@knives5964 you must be fun at parties

    • @knives5964
      @knives5964 Před 2 lety +4

      @@PlatinumHustle if you really think that being like this at parties will get you the kitty you might as well stand.

    • @PlatinumHustle
      @PlatinumHustle Před 2 lety

      @@knives5964 ayo chiiiill

  • @vikramadoddamani
    @vikramadoddamani Před 2 lety +7

    “And sometimes under you🙂”

  • @jaketaft7533
    @jaketaft7533 Před 4 lety +30

    Excellent use of a Neil Diamond song

    • @vikramadoddamani
      @vikramadoddamani Před 2 lety +2

      I really like the tune that starts at 0:53 .. Can you tell me the name of the track?

    • @fubartotale3389
      @fubartotale3389 Před 2 lety +3

      @@vikramadoddamani
      "Use me" by Bill Withers

    • @vikramadoddamani
      @vikramadoddamani Před 2 lety

      @@fubartotale3389 Thx fella. its a top notch song, gotta say.

  • @chetkenyon9797
    @chetkenyon9797 Před 2 lety +4

    Christina Applegate has always and will always b amazingly beautiful!!

  • @mtadams2009
    @mtadams2009 Před 2 lety +9

    Saying what all men think when they meet a beautiful woman at a party but can't. Instead we play nice.

  • @Peter_Schiavo
    @Peter_Schiavo Před 2 lety +3

    60% of the time, this works 100% of the time...

  • @JElledge37
    @JElledge37 Před 2 lety +3

    He's in a robe for crap sakes!

  • @scentsandstylebyjase
    @scentsandstylebyjase Před 9 měsíci

    0.55 this noise can be put to anything in life to signal your keen interest

  • @christophersalinas6479
    @christophersalinas6479 Před 2 lety +3

    Best pick up line ever lol

  • @tubemoog
    @tubemoog Před 2 lety +2

    "I have many leather bound books".......haha

  • @scottwolff6946
    @scottwolff6946 Před 2 lety +10

    Neil Diamond on the soundtrack 👌

  • @MrDarknesstolight
    @MrDarknesstolight Před 2 lety +3

    390k views? For one of the greatest movie scenes of all time haha

  • @SuperJmgonzales
    @SuperJmgonzales Před 2 lety

    If you like it you can take if you don't send it right back. Works, like a charm.

  • @shanke300
    @shanke300 Před 2 lety +1

    Odin's Beard.

  • @antigonish63
    @antigonish63 Před 2 lety +5

    These are exactly the lines that John Kerry used in his younger days. Only one it ever worked on was Teresa Heinz. .

  • @gp7405
    @gp7405 Před 2 lety

    He’s the 🐐

  • @marlon6702
    @marlon6702 Před 3 lety +3

    I felt compelled to tell you something....

  • @Nhamp2000
    @Nhamp2000 Před 3 lety +8

    To this day, I still see dudes use this type of cheesy-ass pickup, and in 30 plus years of going to bars, have NEVER seen it work.

    • @Worldofwarcraft666
      @Worldofwarcraft666 Před 3 lety +3

      u know what dont work 100% of the time? not trying

    • @Nhamp2000
      @Nhamp2000 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Worldofwarcraft666 This isn't trying. This is delusional b/s that only works in the movies. Anyone trying this in real life get shot down.

    • @Worldofwarcraft666
      @Worldofwarcraft666 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Nhamp2000 u r funny, dont forget we have almost 8 billion ppl on earth right now, some eat shit for pleasure, others dress like cats and pretend to be one, of course some ppl will enjoy that line, specially a woman that love that movie..

    • @coloradoraptorguy9250
      @coloradoraptorguy9250 Před 3 lety +10

      60% of the time, it works every time

    • @joshgamez3685
      @joshgamez3685 Před 3 lety +3

      Confidence in the delivery is key. 60% of the time, it works-every-time.

  • @maximuskhann5318
    @maximuskhann5318 Před 2 lety +8

    Only will farrel, Can do this kind of stuff, 🤣

  • @SnowbordrWRX
    @SnowbordrWRX Před rokem

    Your... Apartment? You're renting? You're not that big of a deal then. 😂

  • @drushe1983
    @drushe1983 Před 2 lety +5

    Ron would be totally cancelled with an approach like this…

  • @romanicvs
    @romanicvs Před 2 lety

    They should play this video at all Al-anon meetings.

  • @sharpshootersnipes
    @sharpshootersnipes Před 9 měsíci +11

    60% of the time Ron's pickup line works everything. 💪

  • @funny3272
    @funny3272 Před 11 měsíci

    "I'm friends with Merlin Olson" it's funny because Olson was the exact opposite of Ron Burgundy 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @nicanon01
    @nicanon01 Před 2 lety

    he was sincere..thats the important

  • @tamhaswoods9056
    @tamhaswoods9056 Před rokem

    Dalai Lama: "I'm kind of a big deal.... SUCK MY TONGUE!"

  • @southhillfarm2795
    @southhillfarm2795 Před rokem

    The whole scene makes me want to hide.

  • @squaretriangle9208
    @squaretriangle9208 Před 2 lety +1

    When you tell the truth

  • @natebaker4144
    @natebaker4144 Před rokem

    I’m friends with Merlin Olsen too . He visits…..on occasion.

  • @craigk621
    @craigk621 Před 2 lety +1

    Bill Withers but Ron doesn't

  • @redrocks1983
    @redrocks1983 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Cherry, Cherry...Neil Diamond. 💗

  • @glennmartin2192
    @glennmartin2192 Před 2 lety

    Ron where are your principles

  • @hectormoransr.5039
    @hectormoransr.5039 Před 2 lety +2

    Christina Applegate is beautiful!!

  • @JL-77
    @JL-77 Před 2 lety

    What is the song at the start

  • @andysmith8890
    @andysmith8890 Před 3 lety

    Ron understand women

  • @yourtruereview3621
    @yourtruereview3621 Před 3 lety +1

    Usually works.

  • @stuartzeigler331
    @stuartzeigler331 Před 10 měsíci

    Where did the Merlon Olsen line go in this clip? They appear to have edited it out.

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 Před rokem +2

    70% of the time, these pick up lines work every time.

  • @maxx2020
    @maxx2020 Před 2 lety

    Wow... what a great great attempt.... spellbound 🤔🤔

  • @shameegnewman5618
    @shameegnewman5618 Před 2 lety

    Sounds like one of Kevin Hearts jokes, kevin got it from him

  • @stevenpiquette6055
    @stevenpiquette6055 Před 2 lety

    Whoa Bundy!!! Kelly Bundy!!!

  • @xtremelovin
    @xtremelovin Před 3 lety +4

    ×××Do you know who I am?
    +++I can't say that I do.
    ×××I don't know how to put this, but I'm really important.
    +++Really? I'm happy for you.
    Yes. Those "X" symbols are for fail.

  • @TheMoni700
    @TheMoni700 Před 2 lety +1

    I want to the 70s

  • @fubartotale3389
    @fubartotale3389 Před 2 lety

    Rico.......Suave.......

  • @VincentGonzalezVeg
    @VincentGonzalezVeg Před 3 lety

    Like a mint chemical burn
    I had mint gum in my right pocket in middle school & it burned me around 2:0 0 pm

  • @deanroberts2415
    @deanroberts2415 Před 2 lety +2

    I wanna be on you 😂😂

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 Před rokem

    The Man In The Yellow Hat’s terrible at pick up attempts 😂

  • @markmcnamara9107
    @markmcnamara9107 Před 3 lety +3

    I wanna be friends with it

  • @TheWelwyn21
    @TheWelwyn21 Před rokem

    The bathers are killer how could a woman resist