PKA 634 w/ Bruce Greene: Kyle Goes To Hogwarts, Woody’s Long Con, Chinese Balloon EMP
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0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors
0:00:09 - PKA reacts to the controversial release of the new Hogwarts RPG
0:12:21 - RIP Dobby the house elf & why time travel is the most OP superpower
0:18:14 - Is time travel theoretically possible? (PKA investigates time dilation!)
0:25:11 - ChatGPT and why the future of artificial intelligence could be terrifying..
0:37:41 - How the wonders of voice AI are coming to Conway, South Carolina…
0:39:57 - Kyle’s sacred scroll & Satanic infant sacrifices are REAL?!
0:48:37 - Movie talk: Hearts in Atlantis & Stephen King’s Dreamcatcher
0:54:06 - Was the Turkish earthquake caused by the US?! (Kyle’s conspiracy)
0:59:04 - The Chinese weather balloon was a secret EMP device?!
1:03:03 - Why Dana White’s slapping contest needs a female edition
1:08:58 - Here’s why World’s Strongest Man competitions are BS
1:11:08 - How the Mormon Church founder got trolled in 1843 (ft. Big Love talk)
1:18:00 - Mad Mormon traditions & why Richard Ryan is TOO nice of a person
1:22:17 - PKA discusses The Last of Us series (Is it starting to fall off..?)
1:26:40 - Bruce thanks the guys and leaves the show
1:27:20 - PKA debates gender roles in home defense, sandwiches & firefighting
1:37:58 - Woody’s wall sit-superpower, grip strength and carnival scams
1:43:28 - Sports talk: NBA draft picks/injuries, Superbowl hype & NHL picks
1:51:31 - The Indo-China melee brawl & why English Royal Guard’s are no joke!
1:58:22 - Why this Tik Tok trend is making gym-going as a guy impossible..
2:01:41 - Woody’s HIGH-T long-con gym prank on Jackie
2:04:14 - Kyle’s experience with dating an exotic dancer with MAN hands
2:07:35 - Will Smith, body doubles & Jonah Hill’s TRAGIC fake CGI kiss
2:14:50 - Kyle discusses moving homes, leaving Atlanta & renting woes
2:20:49 - Ad reads: Real DBG, Lock and Load & Blue
2:25:20 - PKA makes Superbowl predictions - Is Patrick Mahomes the GOAT?
2:27:15 - Taylor’s Age of Empire duel’s versus PKA fans are getting harder..
2:33:36 - Why Adam Driver’s new dinosaur movie (65) has Kyle intrigued
2:37:30 - Why are women sending their used t*mpons to Ron DeSantis?!
2:41:21 - Social media misinformation & more on the dangers of ChatGPT
2:48:02 - Why the US Armed Forces aren’t as high-tech as you might think…
2:51:57 - Sm*king at gas stations DEBUNKED & Woody’s illegal laser pointer?!
2:57:19 - Kyle and Woody discuss The Walking D**d’s best/worst moments
3:06:42 - Watching The Office with deleted scenes is like a whole new show!
3:10:26 - How Woody formed a bromance over a broken motorbike engine
3:17:43 - Woody and his wife are about to build a custom saltwater reef tank!
3:26:57 - Kyle’s adorable dogs & why he’d rather be a petowner than an uncle
3:31:14 - TV show talk: Yellowstone, binge-watching & HBO’s “Banshee”
3:39:40 - UFC talk: Volkanovski vs Makhachev, McGregor vs Chandler & more
3:51:42 - PKA reacts to Joe Biden’s 2023 State of the Union address
4:01:10 - PKA reminisces on their school lunch meals (Square pizza & salad bars)
4:04:50 - Kyle calls out Taylor for not eating an onion live on PKA!
4:07:25 - The guys call it a show
At this point I'm seriously thinking that the marketing team for blue chew isn't sending a new ad read because it is funnier and it gets under Taylor's skin.
ikr
Wouldnt be surprised lol
Comparing Jews and goblins is terrible, goblins don’t like gold nearly as much as jews.
😂
based joke
Perfect comment
True
They just put you on their list 😂
If kyle don't pull out the stone tablets ima be sad.
Im gonna say animal skin next, then stone tablets hopefully.
clay tablets and a wood scribe first
😂
"I'm doing what I want to do. I didn't buy the game, I'm donating 20% of every stream to the trans life line. I'm just doing what I WANT to do." -Bruce
"You're getting ahead of it" -Kyle
"yeah, getting ahead of it" -Bruce
Then he has to bite his lip a bit and keep a straight face when Kyle immediately drops a trans joke
Stop snitching
Kyle loves them
@@harryhairo7272 he REALLY loves them
Oh no they made jokes on a comedy podcast
20%😂 this guy is the joke
I hope somebody informs Bruce Greene that trans lifeline is a scam...
its not about researching yourself before suggesting a charity, its about the sweet internet points you get for posting a link to it
almost every single charity is a scam, especially the big ones.
I love how Woody is completely incapable of saying GPT
If you're not a little uncomfortable for him, then it's not Woody.
New game i try to do just as much eyebrow jumping jacks as Woodyy each episode my forehead is quickly morphing into literal perfectly machined Graphene armor plating
You mean ChadPT?
@@peanutbutterbandit2238JackPVC?
@@derpymouse1959 I t74ned th3s 8nto a dr8nk8ng game and am on my way to the hospital 💀💀
Knowing Bruce and watching him from funhaus, I knew this was gonna be a super uncomfortable watch with the Harry Potter talk. Loved it
B is for Bruce
@@bryantprak7129 B is for bailout out of RT.
Big ups for woody he's really toned down the cutting in and taking over
Is he digging deeper in the gummies?
Kyle looking at the scroll and saying, “ so Adam driver has a new movie coming out” was just so funny to me after not seeing the scroll for so long
Woodys long con on Jackie made me lol in public 😂
10/10 High T move
Kyle pulling out a scroll was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Most effort for the podcast in a while
timestamp?
@@gabrielefordinisonni5264 39:57
@5:14 Kyle: ” one of the things I hate most are trans people then spoilers…..”
Bruce’s face “😐😐😐”
I've got a story to tell the next time I'm on PKA about this very thing!
@@BruceGreene always enjoy you on the show. U have the gift of having lefty takes without being obnoxious about it😂. A true generational talent.
@@vladimirsuccmeov2791 without? 😂
@@BruceGreene let me guess some obnoxious lefty or trans or lefty trans friend of yours took offense over an obvious joke and decided to berate you in some fashion because you were on the show?
@@BruceGreene hope you don’t come back you
Less than 5 minutes in and Bruce Green's takes are incredibly pozzed
Worst guest ever
Complete cow tow to the blue haireds
And you remember every conversation you have a week later?
"Wait, but I'm not transphobic". What a delivery on that line.
You have to to get any kind of traction these days. If you're not, you're cast into obscurity. It's a sad state of affairs that success self selects for total soyjaks.
It's best to ignore crazy groups that try to control your life and instead enjoy your life as you see fit.
I noticed Bruce didn’t specify the “ phobic “ statements by Rowling. Wonder why ?
Yeah he really distanced himself from her comments and made it seem like she's really hateful.
Big ups to Liquid Richard!!!
Ayyy liqui rich
The one true undisputed actually real Chris-Chan
Big ups!
@@Wylde_Starr dude doesn't miss a beat haha every single PKA Tron apostles comments big ups liquid Richard haha dudes devoted
@@mattb9054 could be a bot but if he’s legit that’s great l
Really top tier audio quality this episode boys
was wondering if anyone else noticed how staticky it was. glad its not just me
Only been podcasting for over a decade lol give em another 10 years to figure it out and the audio will be crisp
Maybe the noise you're hearing is Woody desperately trying to hide his yawns all freaking episode only lol
really enjoyable listening experience.
Hey, it's the earbud audiophiles again.
I love Zach’s picture interjections. It’s like a silent Jamie bullying them randomly
Kyle out here putting the special into special relativity
Bruce needs to rethink the people he supports when they just wanna trash him...
Exactly what I was thinking. I'm rewatching this episode and had to skip him blowing trans people.
@skinvelope8388 it's embarrassing lol
audio issues gave me a heart attack thinking my headphones were dying XD
Bro same😅😅😅
Me too! I spent the last 10 minutes figuring it out.
Can you imagine the existential dread woody felt? Palpable.
Lol I have very expensive headphones and I panicked for a second.
The amount of times they've said to a guest, "We'll link your stuff below" and haven't done it has to be in the hundreds by now
It’s literally in the description.
Guest Social Medias:
CZcams: redacated
Twitter: redacated
I had to remove the links to post this, but I got it from right where "below" is.
Do you even look for the links?
Try again
They’ve done it every time
Woodys long con is the funniest story he's shared in a long time
Kyle in the thumbnail as a griffindor is wild
Makes sense tho
🤣🤣
@@NicCat420 No it dont man is slytheriniest slytherin that ever slytherined
@@Olter_ nah he has courage
@@NicCat420 I see you must be new here.... but believe it or not; the guy that used to have thousands of guns and is now currently jacked like the Hulk, is really the least Brave out of all of them
Woody always looks visibly bothered when someone is talking over him 🤣
Who isn’t bothered when someone disrespects them. I’m glad woody wears this feeling on his sleeve.
@@Aironeness How does that equate to "disrespect"? No one else on the podcast reacts that way lol
@@Aironeness talking over would imply that he's the one talking first when he starts spazzing. You can literally watch the 'tism ooze out.
Its a conversation between four people, idk why he thinks he should be the only one talking
@@magruster if someone constantly cuts you off mid sentence and continues t hijacker’s they conversation that’s disrespectful. Maybe you don’t care if people spit in your face but most people do get offended.
Kyle “I hate spoilers”. Oh the irony.
Multiple times through out this podcast I thought I was being trolled with a reupload... Man you guys really do forget what ya talk about as soon the pod ends don’t ya.....
you've never done a podcast eh?
@@Desecrator6 You've never watched this podcast before eh?
They've been doing it for ten years. They're going to retread ground.
implying any of us actually remember the podcast from last week lol
Talk for 5 hours for just one week with your friends and see if you repeat topics. My bet is you're not interesting enough not to.
Woody got so offended at the idea that his motorcycle trips don't beat the distance the earth travels 💀
Bruce and other moralists getting eaten by there own is great.
It’s petty cool see them bent the knee to people that’s Lie to themselves every day 😂
Bruce: “I’m tolerant of everyone
Kyle: “Everyone accept Jk rowling”
Bruce: 😠
I have no idea who this guy is. But I assume he's a streamer and i think the "TOS" kinda self selects for people who tow the woke line.
For every 5 things this guys say this is alright there's one that just makes my eyes roll. It's like, they have to know there's more to the story than that or it's just a half-truth...
Kyle might be surprised how often 3 men don't stop 1 from killing another.
What ?
The Water Monster is right, Catman. They are among us.
Kingsguard: Hands off the kingsguard
Woody: I'm not sure where the line is
well i guess i gotta buy the hogwarts game. gotta show some support
Amen
I’m gonna buy it a few times
Amen
I'm not going to say I got it BECAUSE of the controversy but the controversy did remind me it existed. Not a bad game if you like Skyrim type games but I wouldn't blame someone for skipping it either due to open world RPG fatigue.
make sure to find a solution for those goblins
I’m betting within the year Kyle will be using a 2000BC Egyptian style raw papyrus paper as his note keeping system.
It was really nice when Bruce left
Kyles scrolls and weird books need to be a recurring thing!
You have adhd
I think woody born 20 years later would've been out of the closet
Most religions ask for 10% of your income this guy is giving 20% to his😂
Second comment: I'd love to see Bruce's long-time counterpart, Lawrence Sonntag on the show!
If only any of them played more than shooters and rts games.
Bruce: Kyle, you're spoiling it all!
Everyfuckingone: Yeah, he does that.
Oh, did he do that? Because I skipped as soon as he said "I'm not going to spoil it" and now I'm glad I did.
Every time he says "I won't spoil it", he precedes to spoil it 100% of the time.
out of spite
It’d be badass if woody had an entire wall as an aquarium, realistically it’d be cool to do it with a hallway and have fish on each side; if the tanks connected on the top and allowed the fish to go to either side of the hallway it’d be the coolest part of the house
but leave some live wires from the wall in the tank
that'd be dope
@@yourwrongloserhaha yeah
Getting a crazy 'Star Trek IV' vibe from this.
Doing water changes on that would be a nightmare
ONLY 634 EPISODES? ILL WATCH EM ALL TODAY
The fact that nobody asked Kyle how he lit the cigarette he was smoking at the gas pump during his ignorant rant is wild
They are literally trolling us at this point! We're never getting a new guest again. Keep your heads up thru these dark times Kings😔✊️
Atleast it’s not Steve hofstetter
The worst is the dude dressed as a girl. I’ll pass
@@MarcusDET yea he doesn't really add much to the show, like at all
@@MarcusDET Aye can't stand finnster lol and driftor annoys me for some reason.
we had SaMuel Hyde the Hyman Destroyer just a few episodes ago
One of these days Kyle will venture outside and stop watching TV
This show makes my Fridays so much better. Waking up at 5am and having a PKA to watch while I get ready and commute to work.
Weird I was watching this in 7th grade and now I’m a working professional lol.
Ya grow up
I've been watching for a few years now and it always makes me excited for Thursdays
Bro they got an actual irl soywojack on the podcast 😊
only to peop;e that dont know him
Wonder what Kyle said that they had to cut out. You can see a jump cut at 42:00
Probably said the gamer word again
I didn't think the guy's could find a guest with lower T than Finnster and Driftor
Finn is their second highest T guest.
yay zac's horrifically cringeworthy jokes for the hosts to pretend they dont see on the bottom are back
I’m glad I just listen and don’t watch the videos then 😂
I say this all the time. Fire Zac
Zac in gonna get fired, and I'm all in for it
Timestamp lol
i think he hit 1 in the past 50 times he has tried.
Woody seems to be more conscious about cutting ppl off
Shitlib guest: *Agrees with cancelling JK Rowling for not being 100% on board with every shitlib policy despite agreeing with the other 99%*
Also shitlib guest: "I don't understand why people are coming after me for playing the game 😢"
I know hockey talk gets a bad rep on the show, but I just want you guys to know this; I don’t watch, play, or keep up with hockey at all. I’ve been in skates on ice, twice in my entire life. All of my hockey knowledge comes from bits and pieces I gather on this show. But, the other night I played Jeopardy with my roommates on Nintendo switch and there was an entire column dedicated to hockey trivia. I completely DESTROYED my roommates and beat their scores by like $20000 all due to PKA hockey talk. It was a proud RSK moment
I'm now going to watch Dark, that show has been in my list forever but hearing it's about time travel is making me finally pull that trigger
Nice start to my Saturday. Thanks boys!
Same!
Kyle just pushing through the talking over is what I needed in this pod cast.
Honestly if you're crying about Hogwarts, I hope you see the sales and how well it's doing and cry harder. Pick your battles
Man...I was gonna give this a listen...but im out when this dude is talking about helping a Trans Charity....Im out on this one...see you next week.
He *stubs his toe* early on that point & falls to background comments the rest of the episode = Useless Guest
Alzheimer’s needs funding and he’s talking about trans charity. Yuck
You forgot to link Bruce's stuff.
“There are no accidents” -Master Oogway
22:30 they do this in Futurama and enders game, both characters have been letting their interest compound for a thousand years and became billionaires.
Wait. You’re telling me Taylor’s group of friends aren’t concerned about trans issues. How’s that possible :o
You probably already know, but make sure you get a lid or a screen top with that fire fish Woody!
I really want to hear more details about the tank. Super fun hobby!
The weekend starts with PKA 💥
Another week with no ama questions. But they had sports talk 4 separate times.
The AMA questions are always bad anyways, the grass is always browner on the AMA
@Daveeeeeey, how you doing? it's okay to be wrong.
@@RangoSledge he's right, the ones where they read and react to a reddit story actually turn out better most of the time. AITA are also almost always better than the amas
you’re shocked they don’t honour their patreon goals? interesting 😂
Anyone else sick of woody’s “I’m too cool and important, so I get everyone and everything’s name wrong intentionally” act?
No more woke guests. Woody is enough
Lol, Kyle explaining how why The Wire hasn’t held up so well, by explaining exactly how it has held up so well.
"TO THE SCROLL" is an s-tier Kyle bit.
I don't agree with Bruce on everything, but the dude seems so genuine and you can tell he's always present in the conversation. Always appreciate that.
I’m glad they called out Bruce for jumping through so many hoops to not be eaten alive by the left 😅
Please fix the audio issues
Woody doesn’t want to engage in conversation he just wants everyone to hear what he has to say
Nobody laughs at their own jokes more.
Yes.
Deep voice Jackie is a hilarious image
1:10:45 the horizontal Flap on the tail of plane/craft is called an *Elevator* it controls Vertical movement
No it’s the vertical is the udder Kyle said it
count how many trimes woody says "ChatGPT" wrong.
At 1:10:45- there are metal pieces of a Cessna airframe that are designed to be bent in a safe way to allow straight flight. They are bendable trim tabs.
42:06 nice quick cut. Whatever was said must of been pretty bad. Lol
Nice catch I missed that.... I wonder is it cut from Spotify too
Ninja Cut...
anyone know what foot pedal kyle uses? or have any recommendations?
love the vids boys
When Kyle talked about smoking at gas stations, he didn't take into consideration that to smoke at a gas station you have to first light it with a lighter.
"You're a criminal Kyle"
Why do people keep saying JK doesn't believe in trans people? She obviously does, but I've heard that specific comment a ton lately and I never used to. It's very different than the trans phobic accusation (which on it's own is misplaced imo)
Because the left lies to get others to bend to their will and will use those special “ist” words if you don’t listen. I’m not a republican nor a democrat I simply call it as it is.
@@floridaman6643 It's weird seeing it come from the PKA boys so unquestionably. I'm not at all surprised they don't care about the boycott, but Kyle kept saying he didn't care she said awful stuff, he definitely didn't read what she'd said. It's really sad, she's a wonderful woman
kyle knows that the richter scale is logarithmic but doesn't know the pH scale is aswell ?
From the best guest last week to the worst this week..
What does "trans rights" even mean? What right do they not have?
The joke about "...lottery for state funding..." if I am not mistaken Belgium used to have a spending rule "the waffle iron" principle. if one side got a bit of funding, the otherside gained the equal amount. the problem with getting funding without a case it gets spend to be spend, that is why belgium has a partially finished train station/system at charleroi and namur that doesn't get used and is abandoned. 9 Bill down the drain
where can I buy Kyle's scroll? Can't find on google
mouse with side thumb buttons
front TB is my left lean, first one is for right lean. instead of Q E. Means the aiming is dedicated to the mouse.
Bruce is such a tool 🤣
On the subject of the rim height. There was a practice pre game where Kobe was missing every shot. He goes up to an official to get them to measure the rim. Kobe says it's a quarter inch high.
It is. They correct it. He sinks every shot after correction.
And they say Asian beef can't jump. Or something
We all know the difference between ordinary and extraordinary is just that little bit extra, right ladies?
They’re called “shootarounds” in the basketball world lol
Nice of Bruce to stop by for a cup of coffee
They had a guest drop last minute so I was happy to fill in
@@BruceGreene oh great, see ya in 24.5 months!
@@BruceGreene let’s hope the guest don’t cancel next time
@@BruceGreene was great to see you with the boys man
@@dasrubberduck7331 How badly did Bruce hurt you?
does anyone know what the light panels on bruces door are? I want to buy some
Sjw brand
I really want to see this fish tank when you get it up and running
Bruce has a special relationship with Dobby, you can hear it in his voice when he speaks his name.
Truuuuuuuck yeahhhhhhhhh!! Love this podcast
Finally they discover Banshee for themselves!
Open the episode, see blue shirt woody, stricken with fear.
New pka for tonight very epic
I got it yesterday at 2am
@@NicCat420 Noice pka at night is epic
Astrum did a great video on time dilation thats simple to understand.
Get a new guest
Bruce is an amazing guest, cool it
@@verrico7536 Nothing to do with the specific guest. Its to do with they never have new people on its just the same rotation of people talking about the same topics
Chiz has social anxiety and is too scared to ask anyone new to come on
@@verrico7536 you would be a better guest than him, he was on for an hour and twenty minutes Too Long..
In the 3rd book, the time turners work via a closed time loop.