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  • @taitatowettkiprotich
    @taitatowettkiprotich Před rokem +9

    5 years later and am still laughing my heart out. Best duo ever. the way Jalas reads those names 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mwendapoleee
      @mwendapoleee Před rokem

      How schools differ i went to Moi G in Eldie they had almost St andrews menu but before moi G i was in a Primary school which the Food a times was wanting.Ppl in moi G didn‘t want to Go home for holidays because of the diet.

  • @StAndrewsSchoolTuri
    @StAndrewsSchoolTuri Před 6 lety +218

    Come join us for breakfast sometime!

  • @rubysailor9186
    @rubysailor9186 Před rokem +7

    Not sure why I'm re-watching this 3 years later and still find jalango lasagine hilarious. 🤣

  • @ana.k4331
    @ana.k4331 Před 4 lety +12

    So funny. I love the combination of both guys. Great chemistry

  • @fabianmax4829
    @fabianmax4829 Před 6 lety +27

    Hahha jalango Your reading and pronunciation of .😂😂😂 lasagne , chocolate mouse and waffles killed me . I am dead

  • @victoramoke6003
    @victoramoke6003 Před 6 lety +45

    Jalango umesahau githeri ilikuwa inakuwa accompanied na weavels .hio St Andrew Turi nadhani ni picnic camp

    • @mwendapoleee
      @mwendapoleee Před 6 lety +1

      victor amoke eeeh weavels ndio protein!

    • @BABAthaYAGA-kx9fu
      @BABAthaYAGA-kx9fu Před 3 dny

      Alafu supu ya kidheri ukieka omena zinafufuka znaanza ku-swim.

  • @anthonymbui7860
    @anthonymbui7860 Před 3 lety +20

    “Waff-Less”😂😂

  • @vivianwadida3292
    @vivianwadida3292 Před 4 lety +11

    That's a great school. If I can afford, why not??!! Why make so much money like probably a turnover of 4-5M a month and not take my kids there? Aren't parents working for their kiddos? I don't make so much just like some of my friends but we sat down and decided to take our kids to posh schools in Kilimani & Westlands area which is great. I've seen people drive big cars, women wear expensive makeup and weaves and take their kids to bad public schools... What's wrong with people? Get your priorities right!

  • @engail3168
    @engail3168 Před 6 lety +27

    hahaha ...you guys should introduce a daily episode comparing jalas nyangoma boys and other schools.... always cracks me up.

  • @alfredamara
    @alfredamara Před 6 lety +31

    I also went to Nyangoma Boys. On my first day I gave out my lunch. It was boiled beans and ugali. The beans was all watery and weevils were floating on it. Guys fought for my lunch. 1 month later, I was running for addition. Jalas I feel you my brother

    • @JohnJuma
      @JohnJuma Před 4 lety +1

      Hi Alfred, i know Nyang'oma lol I schooled there in primary when my mum taught at deaf primary-but i moved to another school in class 3.

    • @yudellezion9615
      @yudellezion9615 Před 2 lety

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @paulkarani559
    @paulkarani559 Před 5 lety +6

    Jalas & Jeff, u really make mi day, kudos guys

  • @joeytrogu3416
    @joeytrogu3416 Před 6 lety +22

    Jalang'o I love your madness😂😂😂😂😂and the way Jeff is correcting you and you like "it is not in the menu"
    Lasagna😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @erenestawanjiru1935
    @erenestawanjiru1935 Před 3 lety +12

    As An Alumni Of St Andrews Turi...I Concur With This Diet .🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @classicTv2547
    @classicTv2547 Před rokem +1

    Jalas & Jeff the most anticipated duos

  • @nicholaskiwanuka4496
    @nicholaskiwanuka4496 Před 6 lety +4

    These guys just make ones day

  • @Majosh11
    @Majosh11 Před 6 lety +2

    😂😂😂😂... kusuta! Great to laugh at Kenyan videos for a change 😂😂😂. Keep it up guys

  • @estherjm8620
    @estherjm8620 Před rokem

    Hii duos was a lit 🔥
    Seeing this now n laughing like it’s yesterday 😂😂

  • @annmuthoninjuguna5110
    @annmuthoninjuguna5110 Před 6 lety +19

    Haha ha Jeff teach Jalas how to pronounce hehe,karibu aseme wafula

  • @ngangajanewdella4145
    @ngangajanewdella4145 Před 4 lety +16

    Jalas I can relate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣After My High school In St Teresa's Jujaroad
    I got a chance to work at Gems Cambridge as A Waitress........
    Dunia ni Mbili I saw it there🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @Mumbo254
    @Mumbo254 Před 4 lety +5

    who's here still in 2020

  • @kevinobuya5030
    @kevinobuya5030 Před 3 lety +1

    Here in 2020 really missing this duo

  • @elvisodhiambo2974
    @elvisodhiambo2974 Před 4 lety +5

    Mahn i miss this duo i wish jalango stayed around

  • @Carolyn_kagure
    @Carolyn_kagure Před 4 lety +18

    Perfect duo. I laughed my heart out. This is lasagna😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cikusithole6269
    @cikusithole6269 Před 4 lety +12

    Watching guys react to our school menu is the funniest thing t

  • @Glassskin_co.
    @Glassskin_co. Před 2 lety +4

    I died and came back to life 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rubysailor9186
    @rubysailor9186 Před 2 lety +4

    That menu is true but Jalango dissecting it makes it sound more delicious. 💕

  • @annettesteck6683
    @annettesteck6683 Před rokem

    Enrolling My Son when he is 10yrs old …Can’t wait for him to have the Best High End Education as I build up 🆙 the empire for him to inherit 🎉🎉…Networking is key

  • @nzisakasau8234
    @nzisakasau8234 Před 6 lety +2

    😁😁😁😁😂😂😂 ooh my jalas u just kill it 😂😂😂😂

  • @annmuthoninjuguna5110
    @annmuthoninjuguna5110 Před 6 lety +3

    Haha ha Jalas you finishes me ooh

  • @elizabethnjuguna3971
    @elizabethnjuguna3971 Před 6 lety +10

    That school is the best!

  • @sirjosephgeorge7723
    @sirjosephgeorge7723 Před 6 lety +2

    Jeff and Jalas where did u come from?????????????? NO.1 SHOW IN EAST AND CENTRAL AFRICA

  • @hildaambasa2527
    @hildaambasa2527 Před 6 lety +25

    Hiyo ni hotel c shule aki 😂

  • @shubharao59
    @shubharao59 Před 4 lety +3

    Jeeeez. Jalango s local accent is too appealing.

  • @trynafindlost4866
    @trynafindlost4866 Před 4 lety

    This was everywhere😂😂😂😂

  • @lilianwanjiru8849
    @lilianwanjiru8849 Před 2 lety

    Weee😂😂why did you guy separate. Best ever

  • @shubharao59
    @shubharao59 Před 4 lety

    Jalango. Agree with the accompaniment in Githeri

  • @effienyagara9265
    @effienyagara9265 Před 9 měsíci

    Lasagna and waffles had me rolling on the floor 😂😂

  • @MIKEBOSSNJENGA
    @MIKEBOSSNJENGA Před 6 lety +21

    Hiyo menu mimi naelewa... Nyinyi mliosomea polling stations kaeni kando..

    • @noctanol
      @noctanol Před 6 lety +5

      Michael Njenga unafanana na polling station

  • @steventhomas672
    @steventhomas672 Před 5 lety +9

    Yani the only syrup Jalango knows is caugh syrup😂😂😂

  • @kymdash2873
    @kymdash2873 Před 6 lety +8

    Waff les; i swear jalas!!!

  • @tabithamwaura1603
    @tabithamwaura1603 Před 6 lety +1

    That is true. That diet is alike with juja preparetory. The fees is two hundred thousand per term.
    The governors and rich business pple kids attend this kind of schools. One eats that way when on holiday.

  • @Vunoshvandyke1
    @Vunoshvandyke1 Před 2 lety

    Jalas am in UK and live you two to bits..

  • @Majosh11
    @Majosh11 Před 6 lety +3

    Hahaha... Jalas! So organic and no pretense of course with some exaggeration. These two are a good pair. Opposites for sure 😅

  • @wanjirukarago9308
    @wanjirukarago9308 Před 2 lety +1

    Jalas ushamba itakumaliza 😂😂😂😂 so am far ahead like that wow travelling is a very good thing if you have the chance travel as much as you can learn cultures, food, and realise how much you didn't know

  • @harrietnjeru4310
    @harrietnjeru4310 Před 4 lety +4

    Jalas you forgot githeri was accompanied by lots of weavils

  • @EVANSALSINNAH
    @EVANSALSINNAH Před 6 lety +2

    team trenders should join this 2 side of jalas u killed it. today

  • @is_o_kay
    @is_o_kay Před rokem +2

    That menu called me poor in 5 different languages

  • @MurungaNixon
    @MurungaNixon Před 5 lety +3

    Ati waf...lessss 😂😂😂😂

  • @junglegalchaka6916
    @junglegalchaka6916 Před 6 lety +2

    githeri iko na accompaniment ya mbusha

  • @jalalkphilosophy
    @jalalkphilosophy Před 3 lety

    What do the parents do to be able to bring their kids here

  • @backupaccount7198
    @backupaccount7198 Před 6 lety +2

    Hahahahaha jalas ati rumours of protein

  • @sergeantshii3880
    @sergeantshii3880 Před 6 lety +2

    Aki jalas uko na wanaa

  • @mikekipkoech938
    @mikekipkoech938 Před 6 lety +4

    jalas waja kutuenjoy na kutusomea menu ya oloiboni hotel

  • @axisone6282
    @axisone6282 Před 6 lety +2

    That the school in,its own class

  • @KIM-xl6zs
    @KIM-xl6zs Před 4 lety

    Jalango wewe ni noma aki

  • @TheMrgoodmanners
    @TheMrgoodmanners Před 4 lety

    they dont even eat like that at eton or harrow this is madness

  • @danotieno4453
    @danotieno4453 Před 6 lety

    xema kusuta,u a killing m

  • @dretz
    @dretz Před 3 lety +2

    what are you accompanying githeri with😂😂🤣🤣

  • @josphinemwangi5965
    @josphinemwangi5965 Před 6 lety +8

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂jalas will be the end of me ,thoooo

  • @nelsonmwaura4556
    @nelsonmwaura4556 Před 6 lety +13

    Hiyo ni fattening camp

  • @ruthwatson1366
    @ruthwatson1366 Před 4 lety +1

    Jalas,,,,, hold up☝☝☝.... "wafoles"????? Really😃😃😃😃. Niokote pale kwa roundabout. Dead!!!!

  • @robertyawe7039
    @robertyawe7039 Před 6 lety +4

    Why is it that we cannot feed other school children on the same menu or is it just that we are not creative or ambitious enough and thus prefer to treat the children like prisoners?

    • @marywairimu5598
      @marywairimu5598 Před 6 lety +1

      robert yawe the fees of tht sch is abv 600k per term

    • @AnitaBekka
      @AnitaBekka Před 4 lety

      robert yawe if all parents could afford 30$ dollars.

    • @AnitaBekka
      @AnitaBekka Před 4 lety

      robert yawe a year

    • @tanumzalendo1567
      @tanumzalendo1567 Před 4 lety +2

      What jalas was saying is very sad but true! Very poor meals although we have lots fruits and vegs.
      It’s time for a change.... bring some improvements in our boarding schools meals

  • @HamidtheOncologist
    @HamidtheOncologist Před 6 lety +6

    haha..cough syrup and waflees...AM ON THE FLOOR!

    • @TheTororist
      @TheTororist Před 6 lety

      Hamid Hamid sounds like a turn up, wheezy f baby breakfast

  • @joyceishaguah1718
    @joyceishaguah1718 Před 6 lety +3

    😂😂😂 Jalas!

  • @fraciahnjeri8650
    @fraciahnjeri8650 Před 5 lety +3

    I miss Jeff n jalas

  • @lucym5801
    @lucym5801 Před 6 lety +1

    Jalangoo wewe mshamba😂😂😂

  • @eunicenganga1550
    @eunicenganga1550 Před rokem

    Back here, its 2023.4:30Am. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @billymandela1898
    @billymandela1898 Před rokem

    Yaani Jeff hajawahi skia hii maneno

  • @yudellezion9615
    @yudellezion9615 Před 2 lety +2

    Jalango - waffles 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ell4403
    @ell4403 Před 6 lety +4

    how i wish Tala High was something close to Turi's

  • @chirundegea6967
    @chirundegea6967 Před 6 lety +8

    😂😂😂😂ati waffles 😂😂😂ati the cough syrup😂😂aki jalas is sick😂😂😂😂

  • @virginiawanjiru7253
    @virginiawanjiru7253 Před 4 lety +1

    Jalas uko na wanahahahahaa hahaha

  • @joshuajet6214
    @joshuajet6214 Před 6 lety +2

    Hiyo ni shule ama Hotel

  • @derrickmutinda2345
    @derrickmutinda2345 Před 2 lety

    29th Aug 2021 laughing like crazy person

  • @evanskirui48
    @evanskirui48 Před 6 lety +1

    Hio ni menu ya hoteli.

  • @feliscuragi4779
    @feliscuragi4779 Před 3 lety

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣
    Aki jalas waaaaah

  • @ash-ns2ks
    @ash-ns2ks Před 4 lety +1

    si heri wao basi

  • @Sanyah-le1od
    @Sanyah-le1od Před 6 lety

    Uwiii Jalas ati "syrup - ile ya kutoa .."
    Umefanya nikaji susuia.
    Mbavu zangu.

  • @brianonesmus5418
    @brianonesmus5418 Před 4 lety +2

    When abnormal things happen in the country

  • @shyrozvishiki540
    @shyrozvishiki540 Před 5 lety

    Lasagna hahahaha ...waf-les 😂😂😂😂🙆🙆🙆 ...jalas eehh bana ata kama ni kuua bana 😂😂😂😂

  • @lisahelenaquarshie8648

    Hahaha. He’s funny

  • @ayhamryalat9221
    @ayhamryalat9221 Před 6 lety +2

    Jalas 😂😂😂😂

  • @quikiguthi9254
    @quikiguthi9254 Před 2 lety

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 me 13th 12 2021 @ 00:04 laughing like crazy best ang'oa

  • @yudellezion9615
    @yudellezion9615 Před 2 lety +1

    Jalango - lasagna 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jullie2334
    @jullie2334 Před 4 lety +1

    hahahaha jalango ati wafles....just say wafula....

  • @TheRepublican254
    @TheRepublican254 Před 6 lety +3

    Jalas!!!! Bwahahaha..... Ati mbona Waffles wanaekewa Cough Syrup? Kwani wanakohoa after kukula hio Lasag-Na na Waff-Les :-) :-) Lol.....

  • @jonesloshah
    @jonesloshah Před 4 lety +1

    Hahaha😂😂😂😂,,waffff ,,,,,, what jalas,hahah🙇😂😂😂 syrup hahahhaha

  • @seleman-MW
    @seleman-MW Před rokem

    tulilewa kama ngombe🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @albertbalaga7885
    @albertbalaga7885 Před 9 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Jef has suffered in this world.

  • @mwendapoleee
    @mwendapoleee Před 6 lety +3

    Tell us hw much they pay fees bet its enuf to buy a house! I went in a school nearby some chosen few went there for debate!

  • @feliksbarasa2652
    @feliksbarasa2652 Před 4 lety

    Lasanya?????jalas

  • @mimoimani3640
    @mimoimani3640 Před 3 lety

    Stumbled?

  • @Edgar_Mogonchi
    @Edgar_Mogonchi Před 4 lety

    o.a na hizo githeri 3 spoons za weevils tupu

  • @adhiamboodero7220
    @adhiamboodero7220 Před 6 lety +7

    😂😂😂😂😂😂lasagna

  • @favouredblessed2631
    @favouredblessed2631 Před 3 lety

    🤣🤣🤣 Jalas jalas

  • @charlesjoshua1896
    @charlesjoshua1896 Před 4 lety +3

    My ultimate clip heheheh

  • @cirukarago7251
    @cirukarago7251 Před 5 lety

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jalas

  • @gideonnyoike8970
    @gideonnyoike8970 Před 6 lety +1

    hahahaha jalongo

  • @IreneWangari-bb6pz
    @IreneWangari-bb6pz Před rokem

    Wueh,,na si we're sorry...sisi yetu ni kusurvive as they are living

  • @davidmusasia7660
    @davidmusasia7660 Před 5 měsíci

    This is just a 5 star hotel