Body Of Your Dreams vs Job Of Your Dreams | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def
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- Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.
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This week we discuss
Body Of Your Dreams vs Job Of Your Dreams
Never Eat The Same Place Twice vs Only Eat At One Place
Having A Serious Talk With Your Partner vs Having A Serious Talk With Your Parents
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I was already hype when I heard Kev but when Pat popped on the screen, I cheered!!! I be needing the OG squad chemistry. Lou Lou and BT need to inducted as new permanent squad members too…
cant lie , i have a tendency of clicking off if i don’t see atleast like 3 of the OG squad. i gotta stop doing that
We can replace Meg with Lou
Gotta have Ty too
Yes!!!
@@Dirtyrozay Absolutely!!! Can’t forget TyDavis 🙌🏾
The Kev and Pat combo is undefeated. Kevin drops a joke and Pat feeds off that energy and goes crazy with the visuals🤣🤌
FACTS
Big facts😭😭😭
Mannnn !!! Gotta love it🔥💯💯
They're like the Jordan and Pippen of jokes! 😂😂
I neeeeed Jasz Jones to do a compilation
Damn Tahir can't even be insulted anymore. He just leans into it. Hilarious!
Love to c it
He’s the type to lean in... take the hit and hope to counter punch.
Kev + Pat = best duo .. huge reason of why I watch squadd cast
Straight up💯💯💯💯💯
Most of the time. But this episode, Lulu's duos got it on lock.
YALL SHOULD DO SLEEPING WITH CRUMBS ON YOUR BED OR SLEEPING WITH THE FITTED SHEET ALWAYS COMING OFF 😩
I love this!
😲 This is a good one!
Give me the crumbs, my girl sleep eats so it's always crumbs in the bed
😭😭😭
Hilarious
Kev keep saying "my wife" like we don't know Melissa😂
That part, lol
You don’t know... she’s off camera with a double barrel shotgun ready for him to say Mel... why you think he got that call in the middle of stream 😭 sniping from the house across the street
@@im100percentg 😅😅😅🤣
When Kev said Petsmart, all 3 of them dropped their heads to laugh. That's when you know it hit hard.
When Pat said “Y’all gotta kennel suite” I almost choked on my pasta🤣🤣
Kev: Okay, Petco or PetSmart?
Me: **Spits coffee on work laptop**
....damn. 🤦🏽
I like the guest kev on stage y’all should bring him back he aight
🤣😂🤣😂
Na I heard he hates hbcu 😂
@@jcnot9712 oh yeah and he hates black women i heard too 😂😂
😂😂😂
27:06 the way everyone had the same reaction to the pet smart joke is KILLING ME 😂😂😂
I’ve rewound it so many times lol 😹💀
Pat...Do you have a kennel sweet i lost it there😂😂😂
I LOVE when Tahir builds on jokes against him. He’s a master at turning it and somehow making it even funnier.
Definitely caught he did that a lot in this episode
He is a good sport man
My daughter wanted a Tahir when we went to a pet store Saturday. Brown with freckles n all!! He was pretty cute.
Mr. OnStage... We ALL want u on Squaddcast whenever u can make it.
Sincerely,
Stage Krew member 🎬🎬🎬
With great love and appreciation!!! 💯💯💯
That whole segment of Kev not being able to wear hats got me dead 😂😂😂😂
I’m so glad Kev is back. I love the other guests but it’s not the same without the OG squad 🔥
Yes exactly. When they have more than one guest, its usually gonna be a weak episode
@@jeter274 🧢. Last 3 Mondays still been lit
@@jeter274 that is a lie 🤥 they're basically the same
Y'all say this every week that it happens like these people aren't busy having careers off a zoom call
@@mweeming lol they didnt say they had to be on they just stated they prefer the OG squad. If Pat or Meg not on i dont really enjoy it for some reason lol
This show can’t go away ever…we love it too much, welcome back Kev 💪🏾
Kev: "Snapbacks don't snap at all."
Lou Lou: *whispers loudly* "daaaaaammmmmnn"
Don't play Meg like that....she said..." ran out of ADJUSTMENTS"...right behind that!
Kev gotta call an Uber to take his beanie to the other side of his head
Some people's dream body might be a body that is immune to all illnesses, or a body that is in perfect health. You don't have to be confined to the superficial badly aspects
Are you suggesting they answer subjective questions objectively?
The og cast will always be my fav combo.
I honestly be bummed out when there's guests although I love the guests.
Kev & Pat on the same episode again 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 well it's about damn time 😂 the gang gang Is back
Mannnn Kevin on the stage need to calm down with all that leaving the squadd talk lol squaddcast with Tahir, pat, Kevin, and meg is the best it's like live action Saturday morning cartoons for adults😅😅🤣 lmao i love the mix up sometimes but long live the OG squadd! Also bring cp back please 🙏🔥💯
CP is hilarious. He might even be funnier than all the others combined
@@kirkiedakingpin yoooo we need a show called writers room where CP and friends workshop a buncha crazy show ideas cuz the stuff they just be bouncing off each other is hilarious
When Kev went down the “my head is too big for hats” spiel, I couldn’t relate more. The traumatization! 🗣 JUST MAKE A 9!!
Bro My head was an 8 in high school. I’m happy it stopped growing
Best part... you can find size 8 hates on eBay. New era actually makes a size over an 8
Us large headed people need to stick together the hat in my profile picture is extended beyond belief 😂😂😂
I was a 8-3/4 last time I wore fitteds…14 years ago; my head ain’t even that big it’s just round
@@LamarKing215 what? 😂 ain’t that big just round? Yeah it’s BIG AROUND, I knew someone who had a 8 and their head was huge, 8 n 3/4 DAAAAAMN
Tahir I wasn't hugged as a child either. My mom did not like hugs at all! But I was older I was surrounded by huggers. You will get used to it. When it's genuine people who love you it's hard to keep up that shield. Also I get a hug from my mom once in a while now too 😄
Love that
Same here. Now that I'm older and have experienced love, I be out here giving out hugs... If I like you. Some people still have to ask permission to hug me.
Kev is back & my fave Lou Lou is on here again! God is good. Never stop doing these, please. 😩🤣🔥
Yes
💯💯💯💯
Yasss! LouLou, BT and CP my fav guests, they be having me hella weak lol
Pat makes my brain hurt sometimes. 😂😂
Every time Kev joked about Tahir being an animal or having a cage i didn’t see it coming, tht shit had me dying 😂
the face that tahir makes after someone roasts him is always priceless HAHA!
Yesss. I really really really love the banter with the originals (tahir, kev, meg, pat) and Lou Lou is the icing on the cake.
843 geechie boi here, appreciate the shoot out. That "e" is everything. "Boi, e hot outcha init" 🤣
I need to see Kev’s head in person because it don’t look that enormous on camera
I always think of his 👨🏾🦲 as a milk dud or whoppers
I saw him in person and I can confirm it is large. when he arrived to the show it was a little dark when he was walking through the club, that thang was thangin. When he got on stage and the light hit it tho...
Lou Lou with the “Yo babe, ima go get my wig fixed” took me out!!!🤣😂🤣😂
#BringbackBTKingsley his jokes hit 99.9% of the times even when he's not joking.
👑💯🤞🏾
The guy only speaks his truth lol
Bring back BT!
The body of my dreams will most likely lead me to the job of my dreams, however… the job of my dreams would make me rich enough to hire a PT/chef or buy my dream body lmao! Choices. 🤔
The body of your dreams can lead to the job of your dreams? Umm what job is that, if you don't mind me asking? 😏
Money doesn’t give you more time to get in shape
@@rommieyay4444 👀🤭🤣 shoot… I don’t even know. Movie roles, modelling deals etc lol.
@@im100percentg It does give you the funds to buy the body you want though, if you’re not interested in working out.
I’m with Pat: there is NO NEED to linger at the airport unless you’re waiting for a connecting flight. Arrive with just enough time to go thru pre-check and get to the gate just as they’re starting to board 😂😂😂🤷🏾♀️
Yeah but if everyone showed up with just enough time then it it would cause delays lol, without the early people it wouldn’t be clear enough for some people to show up in just the nick of time
Best parts of any Monday!!
Yay! When I Heard Kev's voice I knew my whole day was going to be made.
Hey Kev you wild talking about when this is gonna stop. Y’all could be in your 70’s still doing this
STRAIGHT UP💯💯🤘🏾🤘🏾
Can we keep the OGs but make Lou Lou apart of it as well. Lou Lou was my favorite to see during ZWTH.
Yeah. Lou x2 is great
why does Pat look like when Sinjin from Victorious broke in Jade's house and was on the web cam call with the cast? LOL
I LOVE when Tahir plays along with the jokes when they try to clown him 😂😂😂
Monday squad!
At 20:57.... one of the best laughs ever! Pat is a fool! 😂😂😂😂 the entire episode was on point!
They did Tahir filthy within 5 minutes of each other 😭😂😂😂 I really wanted him to finish what he was saying....and every time kev make a funny ass joke bro u just KNOW pat about to make that shit 20X funnier
Yes!! Let the folks know about the Geechee dialect! ... and it's African influenced! A lot of folks will hear it and think it's Jamaican, especially in Beaufort and Charleston. #LowcountryGirl #SCBred
I was cheering when they talked about this
@@ChillyThePoet no one has taught this outside of the south. The world needs to know!
@@rswinton83 I agree it is such a rich in interesting part of history
I was excited to see this :)....people laugh at me all the time because of the way i say certain words...and i love the way i sound...im a mix between Geechee and back wood county...lmbo
@@tlc8770 where you from?
Kev stop trying to get this podcast to end. Let’s keep it going with Dion, Lou Lou, and BT :)
Kev back! You know he gone roast on Tahir! Lol
Decades of news tv and political journalism… completely put to shame by a comedian and a podcast show..absolutely amazing episode!!
I love when they take a joke about themselves and run with it. Never a bad time.
This is my fave group right here the OG's and LuLu!!
Wow! @kevonstage you’re in a museum and you love museums! So proud of you🤗
Ayooo !! Kev gettin’ lightly roasted🔥 by Meg & LuLu asking questions in the beginning 😂
Lou Lou looks 🔥🔥🔥😍
Meg looks so cute !!
Lou Lou Be BOMBING!!!!😂😂😂😂
Man!!!! I’m sitting here drinking my coffee and they talking about soho house and they said what do you get for the money you pay and LouLou said “the rights to be there” I LITERALLY spit-taked my coffee out. That was hilarious to me!!!
Geechee is the language of the Gullah people. If you visit Charleston, there are still some small communities that live there.
The Spanish did colonize South Carolina around the time the British did as well, so there could be some influence, but mainly from West African dialects.
The gullah people are descendants of enslaved people who enslaved to the highly inaccessible Islands along the Carolina coast. These communities remained largely untouched and well intact until technology improved enough to allow for easier travel. Gullah although English in origin it has been taken and adapted to better suit more African tongues being that most of the gullah escaped bandage. Most of them were never quite had enough time to fully learn English. In totality gullah is an English pidgin or creole with borrowed words from various west African languages. But gullah tends to follow west African language rules and structure as opposed to English
@@jamaririptoe8555 I read that gullah was one language built from multiple different African languages because the people who now make up the geechee tribe came from different African countries and tribes and they put their languages together. So they could communicate with another.
Last year I went on a whole search for my dad's side. Turns out we own land down in Alabama. Like a large plantation amount of land. Anyway, went I got to the land the man (distant cousin) was questioning and I was showing family pictures. And said that's my dad. He said, "Yeah, he got that Banks head."
We have big heads. I personally have experienced Kev's pain. I buy hats and they just don't work.
27:06 everybody's reaction 😭😭😭
That’s gold 🏅
I just love ❤️ this show!! So glad y’all are going to keep doing it FOREVER 😁
What a great lineup today! Funny!! Made my Monday brighter.
It is so tiresome every time Kev or pat comes back from missing a week and ppl are basically bashing the other guests when the show is good every week. It's not constructive criticism it's just whining. Yuck.
Lol 🤭
I guess Pat was late or something last week and somebody said they fast forwarded til Pat come on, I was like that's kind of disrespectful to the other hosts but ppl don't care... they like who they like.
Lol right! People are so annoying
It's really gross. The shows are good every week.
Right. Like of course we all love when the Squadd is together, but the show’s still great with the guests. It’s not like they’re permanent replacements. People are annoying lol
The amount of time I can (& do) listen to y’all talk is crazy
Hey ya'll need to keep this cast cause it's always so good when you guys do the show.
LOU LOU almost choked on her water hahahaha
Ahhh I love the guests but there is really nothing like the OG squadd!!
Kev! I know you read the comments. We missed you brother. 🙌🏾🙌🏾
🥺🥺🥺
Ayyye Kev!
Patrick not knowing anything and Meg correcting him but still being wrong >>
The best running joke since this podcast started 🤣
Oh damn lol that LouLou ain’t got no man joke backfired on Tahir 😂😂
I feel Kev’s pain! I used to love wearing fitted hats back in the day when I had a short hair cut and a relaxer. I wore a 7 3/4 or an 8 when I let my hair grow out. Now that I decided to go natural, hats are a thing of the past. I’m telling you someone at the thrift store got a dope ass fitted collection.
Kev “full on locks” 😂
That dip was HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂😂😂
Kev did Meg dirty but as always HILARIOUS
Meg knows good and well that NOT heating up fish in the break room is common courtesy as well as office etiquette.
She’s not that clever when it comes to her surroundings. When she started arguing a defense... red flag. She feels entitled.
Facts that shit be stinking
Seeing the og squad back made my day like the avengers coming from the snap 🤟🏽😂
Please don’t ever stop this podcast!!
Man the beginning of the video regarding Gullah Geechee! Thank you! I LOVE learning about African American history!!
The squadd is back letttssssss gooooooo
Homie.... If Kev get that Tahir transplant, he gonna look like Umar Bihhh, 🤣
i love LouLou. she need to be here every week😩😩
Greatest family reunion ever I swear
50:40 I almost stopped breathing😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHYYYYY KEVONSTAGE?!?
Kevs hat problem monologue was hilarious lol
Eyeing tahirs hairstyles?? 😂😂🤦♀️🤦♀️
Ii do too lol
Loved having all the gang back
Monday morning. Time to get to work. Squadd video. Oh well, I can start work in an hour.
Good morning everyone 💜 Kev's back
I honestly would whether watch a old video with the OG squad for the 4th time than watch a new episode with guest 😂
6:10 😭 I can't! 🤣🤣
OK, time to finish this podcast, lol!
I don't watch the episodes without all of the original squadd. Please don't stop y'all
OG MOTHERF'N SQUAD!
FINALLY the whole squad .
I need more of the og squad & LouLou.
Meg said "niggas ain’t ish"😂🤣🤣
LMAO @ Tahir ctfu during the hat convo
You guys are the best man 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻
Kev!!! Back 🙌🏾 this bunch is hilarious together
No lie! kevin killed Meg on his way out with that marriage joke 🤣🤣
Head Onstage 🤣🤣🤣
Ok good. Everybody here! All we need is Ty