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My Dog Acting Like Humans [FUNNY SUBTITLES] 😂
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- čas přidán 12. 05. 2019
- Funny compilation of Maya acting like humans. I'm sure there is at least one habit which you can relate to! 😂
Handsome boy in the FaceTime clip is Instagram: @long.coat.max
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#DogActingLikeHumans #FunnyDog #samoyed
“Uh wait, changed my mind. I’m not going to school today.”
*_MOOD_*
lel
Aqua Marine lol true
That’s me every single day
I did that just today LOL
Agree
It's illegal to be this cute ❤
_It is illegal to dab on me, since I am a grammar and dab police._ *_NOW GET IN YOUR CELL!_*
@@terrygum8471 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@kid2770 where did he make a mistake?? 😐
*Wait,THATS ILLEGAL*
Naaahh its legal to be this cute
"Kevin said im fat"
We must find this kevin right now
Jijo K Alias probably the kevin from SU. he a jerk
It’s probably Karen’s Brother
VixenGaming&More bad hooman
Jijo K Alias Funny someone said the same thing
Shall we bring a torch
Even the dog has a hard time studying.
See ma! Im not alone!
LMAO
That was the most precious date proposal ever.
julia astarina he lives on another country. Long distance relationship 😭
@@Mayapolarbear aww 😭
She's been a good girl, she'll have a good lovelife.
#coupleoftheyear
Lol I'm exactly the 1000th like
Thumbs up if there is at least one habit which you can relate to 😂
Edit: I didn’t give her chocolate or the ice cream to eat (toxic!). She only got the dog cookies to eat.
Can u please sell me a humane cloud for like 50 dollars? :> 😂
Amo tus vídeos son los mejores me fecinan
Wanting to go to school but then wanting to stay home when i walk out the door
*i relate to gaming, except not Fortnite lOl* ☆○☆
Love you❤️❤️
"Kevin said im fat"
*now this is an avengers level threat*
*OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU*
cotten winter *NANI*
underrated comment :/ this comment needs a couple hundred likes :/
•reference to one punch man•
*Doggos ASSEMBLE*
Am I dying by heart attack or this cute dog is melting my heart?
both
Don’t die
Your heat Is made of white chocolate 😑
You're dying go to hospital
Either ways you need to go to the hospital 🤣
*This dog is more productive than I’ll ever be*
Kayleigh Fabulous yep
Maya:
*looks at pics of dog butts*
I love this dog so much
Me: *sees profile pic*
Also me: so, I see youre a man of culture as well.
du bist deutsch voll cool
"Kevin said I'm fat"
Ok, now I wanna know who Kevin is, his address, his fears and his most secret desires. I'm gonna be sure he gets punished for what he has done.
Maya is just thiccc
I must join u
Your comment reminded me of "Lucifer" on Netflix 😂
He's quoting lucifer 🤣
@@gurv1150 Okay thank you. I just started watching it yesterday so I didn't really realize. 😂
Maya: NO! I cannot. I’m on diet. Kevin said I’m fat.
Me: no ur not fat,ur floofy.
I AINT FAT IM BIG BONED
- Melvin Harris
Yeah he aint fat he *BIG BONND*
Yeah
Also who ever this “Kevin” is AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
lol
"Kevin said im fat"
Tucker Budzyn: Im wanna end dis bois wole carer
LOL, I can imagine that but then he likes Posie and Journee HE HAS TOO MANY GIRLFRIENDS. HE'S A PLAYER!
@@adxdy766 he married journee so he aint a player-
@@adxdy766 he likes jornee and he also maried her don't be so rude to tucker 😠
Jewel Alaeze HE IS DO
@@kimbadgwell2446 Sorry jeez just my Opinion I'm dumb so I'm just saying wut I'm seeing sorry!
The dislikes are from the doggos who maya broke up with
Love you maya 💖
Dislike* There is only 1 dislike
@@asitchakraborty3296 ahem...
87.. 🤔
100 O_O
184 o_o
*is no one gonna talk about Maya crumpling the paper when she was supposed to work out and call karen*
Edit: holeh moleh likes ٩( ᐛ )و
memeytoof lmao
Lol
And study
*•* :P she studied lol
Xoxo_BTS OML ITS 6-6-6 LIKES OH NO
“Kevin said I’m fat”
Me: say sike right now.
How do you have no replies nani?
Cutest dog on youtube?
-Maya
Most handsome dog on youtube?
-Keyush
Most obedient: Gohan
Yaass
God: Gabe
Most agressive: shiro
Most funny: Tucker
Studies have shown that *ALL DOGGOS NEED MORE HUGGOS*
Lmao
Yaaaaaaay >w
This cloud floof is so cute 😍
1:27 ...
This gave me a big flashback to my childhood for some reasons
Me too 😂
Hehee
*Pawflix and chill, right?😉😉❤*
Petflix*
XD
Dogflix
Lol if cringe could kill...
Pup corn
Maya:Im on a diet :3
*refuses to eat vegetables*
*instead pleads for junk food* 😂, Love ya Maya ❤️
2:50 And that little noise, though.
LavenderWolfie YT Ikr
So flipping relatable.
I wish maya to live forever😍
To-do list
1. Eat healthy
2. Clean up
3. Study
4.Workout
5. Call karen
1:07 Karen: Walks in room
Maya:Pretends to be asleep
Karen:Comes to room again
Karen: OMAE WA MOU SHINDEU
Maya:NONI
I tip my hat to you one amateur to a legend
shindeiru*
@@xelaxandor He's joking
Ik but lemme correct dis
NANI*
she protec
she attacc
but most importantly
she cute as hecc
She takeS food
She Makes food
But most importantly she leaks cool
69 likes
Cant like ;-;
No.
eb
Funny, I saw the exact same comment on one of mayas other videos....🤔
Maya: Kevin said I'm fat.
Me and literally every maya fan: So you have chosen death...
Yes
Yas
Yes
00:20 That's pretty dang impressive for a cloud to study maths in German, then make a to-do list and complete it in English
@@eggyolk671 maya OBVIOUSLY wrote it dummy
@@eggyolk671 learn how to take a joke idiot
I literally want to hug Maya forever because she looks so fluffy!!!!!
The breed is a Samoyed if you were thinking in having one.
Luiza Leontios same
Your Croc is kinda jealous now
i can only agree with u
Pinkie... did you break the fourth wall just to watch this?
she protecc
she atacc
but most importantly
she wanna netflix and snacc
This is a very late reply but for your profile picture i have something
He camp
He stamp
But most importantly he worship LAMP
@@imnotcreative3881 reply is better than comment
@@imnotcreative3881 Well, i found lamps are so s**y so if its late or not you did a good comment
1:27
When you pretend you're asleep and your mom opens the door then closes it, so you open your eyes and she still in the room
Never underestimate the power of a mom with a flip flop in her hand...
I titled this doggo, "the depression healer" as she is master at this 😍♥️♥️
Wish I could once give her a tight hugg 😍😍♥️
Dog:nooo im on a diet
*gives diet coke*
Dog:oh diet coke? Im gonna enjoy this with my *20 noggets*
That's no diet I have ever heard of.
Conke*
Dog will die with conk or come ;-;
It's spelled CONKE
9I9JA ninja
1:26 "me on my phone"
"My mom" 😂😂
This dog is smarter than me! I am a sucker for maths!!!
_Doggo must consume healthy foods to replenish energy_
Lol
I am seeing you everywhere
Doggo sans :o
*holds dog bone 🦴*
Wild Introvert ikr
IMPOSTER!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
*_HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahaha... Hah._* (I've already seen this joke, I'm actually being sarcastic. Plus my real laugh sounds sarcastic. Oof.)
Hahahahahhahahahahahahjahahhh
You’re so cool
You had us in the first have not going to lie
Nice "fake" story
1:26 lol I cracked this was so funny glasses with slipper 😂😂😂
"kevin said im fat"
HUNT THIS KEVIN
I literally laughed so hard while she was playing fortnite😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Ikr she looked so cute i bet she was a doggo pro at fortnite
rock soft cookie yeah I bet she was
SAME HAHAHA
I got cancer
rock soft cookie i bet she hated fortnite and turned it off immediately
☐Work out
☐Call Karen
*Balls up paper*
The dynamic Explorer ꀭꍏꌗꀤꍏꃅ you took a popular comment!
memeytoof gaming I did?
Copier, you stole my comment
Don’t act dumb
DAMN WHY Y'ALL MAD!
I just commented it not steal it
i love that maya has a happy smile on her face every episode
it makes me smile :)
*when maya’s floofy fur is brighter then my future-*
Wash it like Maya's fur
Wash it.
Lel sorry-
"Carrots?"
*"ew no"*
"Cake??"
*"YES GIMMIE"*
I deal with depression and your videos are a highlight of my day when they pop up i wish you many years of joy
depression is a -bitch-
nowdays everyone has it its pretty much genetic
Yeah same, already shot myself, feel good today might jump off a bridge.
Have you been to a therapist?
"Kevin said im fat"
*loads gun*
Wolf: hm maybe i'll check out these 'humans'
Thousands of years later:
*Dogs playing fortnite*
Cant wait
@@Jdeu czcams.com/video/Ycpze43FDTA/video.html this absolute legend taught his dog how to play minecraft. I'm not even kidding
This made my day after some people made fun of me... thanks....
Edit: I do ignore bullies as they’re just a full of themselves. They’ll be falling for me when I’m older 🙄 Thx for the support!
[ [ Emmazing ] ] same
people can be so stoopid and rood! sending much luv ❤
I don't know why you were made fun of, but don't focus on them. If people are being negative, let them be. Don't let their comments make you feel bad. I hope it stops. Stay strong, okay? xoxo
Don't pay attention to those people, hope the next day will be nicer for you!
They're only jealous of you because you're so cool and amazing! You're amazing, Emmazing! ....Eh??? See what I did there? :D
Okay, exiting the stage for that pun, but seriously. They're just jealous of you. :)
She protecc
She attacc
But most importantly,
somewhere in the arctic a polar bear wants his child bacc
Good one lol
"Kevin said I'm fat"
Ooooo, Some one has a crush
Bro wdym
@@novadovexx she cares about his opinion so I think she has a crush
Kinda true
Maya: Kevin said I'm fat
Me: activate instant kill
Maya,Maya
*Yes,Karen?*
Watching dogs again?
*No,Karen!*
Telling lies?
*No,Karen!*
Give me your phone.
*No! No! No!*
I'd Change the dogs again to "watching doggos?"
@@josephinestern214 true
😂🤣😂🤣
*Maya locks the phone. Now you need a pawprint
Veryyy funny and creative 👍👍👏👏👏👏👏💖💖💖
Maya: I'm on a diet
Also Maya: Henlo can I cromch on 20 noggets weith mediyum freis plez?
HAHHAHAHAJA
@@user-cv2vo5wn9m jimin 😹😹😹😹
Maya is just like me with food
Can’t get enough of it 😋
Kevin said I'm fat 😂 so cute and funny 😍
*and snoot*
*is vry boopable*
*this snoot??*
*_OH HEK ITS GO TIME_*
edit: holy shit 420 likes please dont ruin this perfect number.
tyler hoeseph *OH HEK*
first of all love ur name and profile picture i too am a clikkie
Rayne Brusky u talking to me :p
@@aestheticallycallie5066 no the other person
OH HECK 333 likes
1st and i love you maya i gib you a 9999999/10 for cuteness
3:16 - the world's first gaming dog
In an alternate universe:world's first gaming hooman
he's so cuteeeee love your vids your never late!!🔥🔥🔥
Every time I get back from school I get on my tablet and watch Netflix and my dog opens the door and looks at me and sits next to me and we watch Netflix together we always do that :3
My dog: Eat vegetables and doesn't eat junk food .
Maya :Eat junk food !!!!!
😂😂😂😂
Maya: Kevin said im fat
Me: * KILL MODE ON *
This is heights of cuteness.
This made my day thank you I am very happy and I have a huuugggee smile on my face :D
0:23
....wait a minute
....WAIT A MINUTE
YA GERMAN!?
omagash welcome my German Potatos here I am. xD
Grüsse gehen raus an alle deutschen Kartoffeln da draußen. x3
Aldi //EaglefeatherHP 3:15
Danke schöne Grüße von einer deutschen Kartoffel zurück 😂
@Aldi //EaglefeatherHP 1:57 Tasche
Dachte ich mir auch so XD
Hahahaha ich musste auch zurück spulen weil mir erst gar net klar war, das ich das gerade auf deutsch gelesen hab xD
Description: "I am sure there is at least one habit which you can relate to!"
Me: "Yes, *all of them* "
The first 30 seconds were everything 😂😍
Your videos make me so happy! You have the cutest doggo ever. ;w;
This is like my Therapy omg. 💜
SHE IS SO FLUFFY
She atacc she protecc but most importantly they eat healthy snacc
I miss my dog.. Hes in heaven now 🤧🐕
I hope you're doing ok, and may he rest in peace :)
FridayElle me too
R.I.P your dog i hope hes okay hes in a good place now with god
rip
This is so sad, can we get an f in the chat!
*thank u for subtitles for I cannot understand dog*
*B*oR*k*
@@onixyismirano8769
Bork? Borkity bork bork bork.
BORK BOK BOOP
henlo bepis nugger plez
Joanna Varughese *gives nugger* emjoy dis nugger! Is from chimk-fil-a
DOGGO IS SO FLOOFIN FLUFFY
Maya is a very good decent and trained dog
I’m Already Going To Enjoy This And I Didn’t Even Start It
Lol how the doggo threw away paper when WORKOUT appeared.
WHAT?!?! My girly doll LOOVVVEEEEE cucumber and tomato!!! She even hops the fence to steal the ripe ones from my garden!!
This doggo is just to precious a lil angel ❤️
0:19
Man.. that dog studies harder than I do
How I study.
1. Watch Netflix
2. Be a fatty
3. Don't go to school :)
Jk I don't do that.
3:15 i died at this part XD
Maya is too cute ❤️
2:10 im dying of cuteness
Cutest Dog on CZcams: Maya
Most Handsome Dog on CZcams: K'eyush
Most Obidient: Gohan
Most Funniest: Tucker
Gohan is cute n I love the videos but he rarely speaks or do anything :(( I wish he owner would tell him to do sth aw
New maya video:notification
Me: *happiness noises*
The fluff is real 😍😍😍
This is the best CZcams channel ever!
Kevin said I’m fat....
Grabs Diet Coke and leaves...
Oh mah dog 😂 , so cute , amazing video
“Kevin said I’m fat” 😭✨🌸🌸
2:17 that sweater the hooman is wearing... I HAVE EXACTLY THAT ONE TOO 😂
*Sees intro*
*Me* AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I love the end. Maya's like beotch I'm not carrying books and bags. Whud up? 😂
I am still crying then after this video...I stomped
The cutest Ball of cloud in the entire world!!!😀😀😍😍
thamk uuu ❤
I know..............RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!1
Priyadarsini Mohanta Maya is so fluffy just like my Samoyed dog lol. Hope you come see my dog’s funny vids
@@Mayapolarbear welcome😊😊
@@smilingsamy360 will do😀
*She Protecc*
*She Attacc*
*But Most Imortemtly*
*Maya is Bacc*
Well , this just brightened my day
0:21 OMG 😂😍 So cute
Owner:gives her ice cream
Me:SEES CHOCOLATE
Me:runs over there sonic speed and yeets the ice cream to space and gives maya a vanilla flavour
That's *Racist*
@@PARAXSCS you're joking, right? If you aren't, dogs can die if they eat chocolate it's lethal to thrm.
@@blxck_rxse7645 Actually... A dog my grandma owns once ate a whole entire bag of chocolate kisses, probably long before I was born, and he's perfectly fine today.
@@sugarramorde woah
PARAXSCS you don’t have a human sized brain
Your dog plays fortnite 😱
“*makes video*”
Dog plays fortnite (not clickbait)
dog plays fortnite *NOT CLICKBAIT* (GONE SEXUAL) (NEARLY DIED) (POLICE CAME) (HOUSE WENT ON FIRE) (LOST AN ARM) (ATE CAKE) (WENT TO HOSPITAL) L
I think fortnite is beyond dead.
Gogeta_EPIC my cousin made me play with him ;-;
I would seven page MUDA someone if they played Fortnite except this doggo
I see someone that said some same thing