Comedy Bang Bang - Cooper F. Worthington-Tompkins (Horatio Sanz)

Cooper F. Worthington-Tompkins is a man that works from home as a dispatcher for Budget Rent a Car; he is a six year veteran of the job. His wife cheated on him for years and eventually she "had enough" and left him.
The band, The National, wanted him to be their lead singer when Matt was too drunk to sing.
He conducts and receives therapy. His therapist once told him "enough's enough" and advised him to kill himself.
He made an appearance on Comedy Bang Bang to raise awareness and advise people to "stop doing" mesothelioma. He says 1-800-Metho will "get you the right attorney. He became angry with his family for becoming addicted to insulation because he thought their coughing was annoying to listen to. He refers to his family as "booty holes" and suggested he's considered burning their house down because they're "useless people."

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The description goes hard

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I've always assumed that its a coincidence Horatio came up with a character that had an "F. Tompkins" name, but I cant be certain.

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This is a Louis C.K. joke

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