Most intelligent May Main:

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  • čas přidán 6. 09. 2024
  • A May main in the wild. The average IQ of a May main is around 2.5. This poor, poor soul seems to have an IQ equal to that of a glue chugging Potemkin. It struggles to get a charge input down, poor thing can’t even shoot a totsugeki 💔
    My friend just bought the game and I tried to show blud how to do a charge input and he does NOT know how to shoot his dolphin.
    Don’t be like my friend, and Stay under the sacred briars.
  • Hry

Komentáře • 120

  • @St3rnritterRay
    @St3rnritterRay Před rokem +777

    Didn't know I came here to be disrespected.

    • @Im_mrboard
      @Im_mrboard  Před rokem +203

      Switch to a character that DOESN’T drop your IQ

    • @St3rnritterRay
      @St3rnritterRay Před rokem +299

      ​@@Im_mrboardI refuse.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před 11 měsíci +65

      ​@@St3rnritterRaythen be doomed to stack no paper and get no bitches

    • @ramkindalethal5253
      @ramkindalethal5253 Před 11 měsíci +18

      ​@@Sonichero151damn, who let him cook

    • @__grimmkind__
      @__grimmkind__ Před 11 měsíci +8

      i dont play guilty gear but since you play may i just came here to say you suck

  • @exanoid1
    @exanoid1 Před rokem +676

    It's ranked second at best, the most intelligent one is the one who spam dolphins.

  • @lemone630
    @lemone630 Před 9 měsíci +96

    She wasn't allowed to Totsugeki for 5 seconds and it sent her into epileptic shock

  • @overlordchemm3705
    @overlordchemm3705 Před 11 měsíci +89

    Not a thought in her head. Lights on, nobody home. Elevator music behind the eyes.

    • @Im_mrboard
      @Im_mrboard  Před 11 měsíci +16

      Not a single brain cell was working

    • @Yukimiyer
      @Yukimiyer Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@Im_mrboardshe has braincells?

  • @leschroder7773
    @leschroder7773 Před 11 měsíci +86

    "Why isnt the dolphin, dolphinining?" - May probably

  • @AnqorM206
    @AnqorM206 Před 8 měsíci +75

    if may didn't have the dolphin :

  • @knightofthetime
    @knightofthetime Před rokem +70

    My sister wanted to learn guilty gear. She had problems with quarter circles but those charged moves clicked instantly. The dolphin spam 💀

    • @Im_mrboard
      @Im_mrboard  Před rokem +30

      If my sister ever spammed dolphins on me I might just end my own life!

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před 11 měsíci +18

      Just remember...... your sister is right next to you...... *IN GRABBING DISTANCE*

  • @definitelybee
    @definitelybee Před 11 měsíci +54

    Guys shes just a disaster of passion okay 😔

    • @Im_mrboard
      @Im_mrboard  Před 11 měsíci +7

      She is NOT the disaster of passion

  • @TheStripeTailedFiend
    @TheStripeTailedFiend Před 11 měsíci +45

    They have a smoooooth brain. No ridges or lumps or valleys or bumps. All ideas slide right off, like a water slide.

    • @flextape467
      @flextape467 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Sounds fun, I like water slides :)

  • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
    @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor Před 3 měsíci +10

    As someone who's never played this game, I can confirm.

  • @its_renren7292
    @its_renren7292 Před 11 měsíci +53

    Be careful, they're learning fast

  • @natersumkatanuar7631
    @natersumkatanuar7631 Před 11 měsíci +21

    Relax, she's just doing the no-mixup-mixup.

  • @pyrusuchus924
    @pyrusuchus924 Před 10 měsíci +35

    as a may main who has been in this situation, i believe they are waiting for you to do something (i sometimes punch the air as the taunts do not quite feel like a "fight me")

    • @Im_mrboard
      @Im_mrboard  Před 10 měsíci +15

      Nah his goofy ahh was trying to ride that dolphin

    • @pyrusuchus924
      @pyrusuchus924 Před 10 měsíci +9

      @@Im_mrboard understandable, have a totsugeki time 👍🐬

  • @land_distant
    @land_distant Před 11 měsíci +36

    its like "NO get back get back I SEE YOU STAY AWAY get back"

  • @StarBlast911
    @StarBlast911 Před 11 měsíci +35

    Yo Ky’s idle animation played that is actually wild.

    • @Im_mrboard
      @Im_mrboard  Před 11 měsíci +12

      I love his idle animation and his stance in strive. I prefer his strive stance over Xrd ngl

  • @mitchell8532
    @mitchell8532 Před 10 měsíci +33

    as a may main I can say there is absolutely nothing going on in our heads, and every may main combines has a combines 20 IQ

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Imagine losing to someone with 20 iq

    • @SpilledMug
      @SpilledMug Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@eavyeavy2864 i guess i made losing to someone with 20 iq possible

  • @BraidensWorldProductions
    @BraidensWorldProductions Před 11 měsíci +37

    Me trying to spam item throw as faust but messing up the buttons

  • @asrieldreemurr1918
    @asrieldreemurr1918 Před 11 měsíci +57

    I’m gonna guess she lost by time out

  • @RussianCollapse
    @RussianCollapse Před 7 měsíci +35

    Look, she's doing her best, okay? Let her be there for the minute. She might finally hit Totsugeki eventually. Give her a minute.

  • @fiendy9526
    @fiendy9526 Před rokem +31

    Fighting demons

  • @posindustries
    @posindustries Před 11 měsíci +18

    That May definitely went on to be a Plat 2 SF6 player.

  • @milesprower6110
    @milesprower6110 Před 11 měsíci +30

    Lmao, just because of this I just noticed that her cap does not stay on her head when crouching so it falls back on her head XD

  • @max-potato-muncher
    @max-potato-muncher Před 11 měsíci +24

    The voice in my head watching this: "Oh brother! THIS GUY STINKS!"

  • @fallrising5443
    @fallrising5443 Před 11 měsíci +34

    THEY'RE TRYING TO USE A CONTROLLER AREN'T THEY POOR GUY

    • @insertname9305
      @insertname9305 Před 11 měsíci +1

      as a console jack o main
      is it really that much worse

    • @fallrising5443
      @fallrising5443 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@insertname9305 they're trying to use a controller on PC
      I'm a console Nago

    • @insertname9305
      @insertname9305 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@fallrising5443so im just bad is what it is
      in my defense jack o require think
      i no think

  • @joshnoritake3167
    @joshnoritake3167 Před 11 měsíci +24

    I think she’s tired of stun dipper/run up throw

  • @WaffleMage96
    @WaffleMage96 Před 11 měsíci +14

    This overloaded my gpu and caused my computer to burst into flames.

  • @MEEPdragon
    @MEEPdragon Před 11 měsíci +42

    Is she trying to build meter like this is street fighter?

    • @Im_mrboard
      @Im_mrboard  Před 11 měsíci +27

      My buddy was trying to do the dolphin, but failed ☹️

  • @HellGatyr
    @HellGatyr Před 11 měsíci +14

    The dog eat his controller at his peak

  • @funkyboi3987
    @funkyboi3987 Před 7 měsíci +23

    Needs more 2hs imo

  • @plabcentral630
    @plabcentral630 Před 11 měsíci +18

    Looks like neutral to me

  • @haikei888
    @haikei888 Před 11 měsíci +13

    The braincells are fried

  • @Lily-ed8fl
    @Lily-ed8fl Před 11 měsíci +13

    he's gonna stun dipper! just you wait

  • @GR1FF3RK
    @GR1FF3RK Před 11 měsíci +20

    Anchor go brrrrr

  • @literallynoone9705
    @literallynoone9705 Před 11 měsíci +11

    Dolphin was on PTO

  • @zetashackle9600
    @zetashackle9600 Před 11 měsíci +22

    Not spamming 5H. Not intelligent enough

  • @samyeonellis1453
    @samyeonellis1453 Před 11 měsíci +15

    This makes me Sad FOR the may must be new to fight stick or sum.... GEEZ LIKE DAM NOT EVEN ONE?

  • @Daichi777
    @Daichi777 Před 11 měsíci +12

    Ky Kiske: Just 28 seconds for this shit finally ends...

  • @ke1th_108
    @ke1th_108 Před rokem +20

    As a pot main i feel insulted.

  • @chaselowell4567
    @chaselowell4567 Před 11 měsíci +15

    As a may main I can verify this is completely accurate

  • @lukazfox_lol
    @lukazfox_lol Před rokem +8

    as a faust main, i agree to this
    but seriously, they dont even pick up the items i throw

  • @Maxwell-TF
    @Maxwell-TF Před 11 měsíci +29

    did that thing eventually realized it would've lost to time?

    • @Im_mrboard
      @Im_mrboard  Před 11 měsíci +34

      May mains don’t realize anything

    • @Nixahma
      @Nixahma Před 11 měsíci +13

      ​@@Im_mrboard so true, one time a may spam airdashed me and I would just 6p her without follow up to send the message that this wouldn't work, and she just kept doing it.

    • @lawlznet
      @lawlznet Před 11 měsíci

      [I'm in this youtube reply and I don't like it.]@@Nixahma

  • @arizoki
    @arizoki Před rokem +7

    i don't have the game yet but i see that it looks awesome and has really high intelligent character mains, another reason to buy it

    • @Im_mrboard
      @Im_mrboard  Před rokem +4

      If you want to become high IQ make sure you join us Ky mains under the sacred briars
      Or, you could play as Asuka.

    • @arizoki
      @arizoki Před rokem +2

      @@Im_mrboard What if I join Ramlethal mains

    • @Im_mrboard
      @Im_mrboard  Před rokem +4

      @@arizoki VERY low IQ. DO NOT JOIN

    • @arizoki
      @arizoki Před rokem +2

      @@Im_mrboard too late, but I always had low IQ

    • @Im_mrboard
      @Im_mrboard  Před rokem +2

      @@arizoki NOOOOOO

  • @matossoss2142
    @matossoss2142 Před 11 měsíci +12

    May lost her dolphin because he had enough of being slammed into people XD

  • @ioriduarte4236
    @ioriduarte4236 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Ah yes, i am one of this specimens, i like to call them "ape mans". reminds me of playing may multiple times against my friend, where i spam forward P for shits and giggles. I have won multiple rounds and even a match with this strategy

  • @nrrharts8543
    @nrrharts8543 Před 11 měsíci +3

    SEVEN ELBOWS
    ONE CLAP
    HEAVENLY...

  • @Stolen_skeleton_tf2
    @Stolen_skeleton_tf2 Před rokem +2

    Missed opportunities of Mayn

  • @N5O1
    @N5O1 Před 6 měsíci +12

    looks like a bot

  • @Tha-mountain
    @Tha-mountain Před 11 měsíci +12

    What is the danger that keeps popping up

    • @Im_mrboard
      @Im_mrboard  Před 11 měsíci +9

      It means that you’re gonna go into negative penalty (which removes all your tension)

    • @thunderstar7682
      @thunderstar7682 Před 11 měsíci +3

      If ur not attacking or trading blows u lose meter
      Game encourages aggression

  • @sashapinesnguyenhienhoa8003
    @sashapinesnguyenhienhoa8003 Před 11 měsíci +9

    What was this may plan

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 Před 11 měsíci +6

      The plan was Dolphin, but she kept flubbing the input.
      Kinda like how Pots get 6H when the flub the giganter kai input.

    • @h3rpad3rpacifilis
      @h3rpad3rpacifilis Před 11 měsíci +2

      Crashing this match... with no survivors.

    • @IIAwfulWaffleII
      @IIAwfulWaffleII Před 11 měsíci

      Defeat the invisible enemy in front of her then fight him

  • @Neko16gram
    @Neko16gram Před 11 měsíci +11

    What did the announcer say at the end? 💀💀💀💀

  • @AndoWasHere
    @AndoWasHere Před měsícem +1

    This is me

  • @KenanVonKaiser
    @KenanVonKaiser Před 11 měsíci +4

    Dang!

  • @nachi6808
    @nachi6808 Před rokem +10

    What did she take damage from

    • @Im_mrboard
      @Im_mrboard  Před rokem +1

      Me looping 5K > 214S over and over again

    • @nachi6808
      @nachi6808 Před rokem +2

      @@Im_mrboard nu at like uh 0:20 a red dash of hp is subtracted but you didnt hit her then

    • @Im_mrboard
      @Im_mrboard  Před rokem +12

      @@nachi6808that’s the A from the Danger silly!

  • @anyezhao1616
    @anyezhao1616 Před rokem +2

    FR(its me)