Will Bert Kreischer Take His Shirt Off? Only Time Will Tell! …Aaaand It’s Off

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  • čas přidán 14. 05. 2024
  • Taylor Tomlinson invites Rich Eisen, Katherine Blanford, and Bert Kreischer into the group chat! They discuss the proper etiquette for appearing on After Midnight, a Real Housewives rat attack, and whether or not Bert will take his shirt off on network television.
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Komentáře • 167

  • @teranmm
    @teranmm Před 13 dny +4

    The Rogan cult jab was great

  • @mondaynightballroom20
    @mondaynightballroom20 Před 17 dny +11

    I'm not super familiar with Bert but if he's "The Machine" then I really enjoy his work with Florence Welch

    • @ColoRADbro420
      @ColoRADbro420 Před 12 dny

      Much different machine. More akin to a dildo type machine

  • @CalamityCannon
    @CalamityCannon Před 17 dny +25

    The ends of a loaf of bread is an excellently AM prize 💯

  • @thestaranomaly
    @thestaranomaly Před 17 dny +50

    Rich Eisen WAS this episode. I know most people will see Bert as the main part of it, but Rich actually made me watch an hour show featuring Bert Kreischer on it and not turn it off which should be commended and i didn't even think Bert was at his most annoying on this show.

    • @stephaniescabhands
      @stephaniescabhands Před 12 dny

      Burt seems like such a lovely and kindhearted person. Yes he is hyper and gives me ptsd related to my violent adhd cousin.

  • @taxibullheat
    @taxibullheat Před 16 dny +5

    Dean Pelton: Oh Bert's in this?

  • @jaebee1121
    @jaebee1121 Před 17 dny +26

    If you wanna see power poses, bring on Gianmarco!

    • @magdalenadrysdale4582
      @magdalenadrysdale4582 Před 17 dny +7

      YES!! I keep hoping they'll bring him on, he's one of the funniest people ever

  • @fryapp4life
    @fryapp4life Před 17 dny +37

    Rich Eisen out of nowhere?!

  • @Kinlui1022
    @Kinlui1022 Před 16 dny +5

    2:00 Look at Rich and Bert nervously trying to not betray their tendencies LOL

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo Před 17 dny +36

    wow..bert never fails to make everything about himself 😂😂😂

  • @CLB30ROX
    @CLB30ROX Před 17 dny +11

    3 minutes. That's a new shirt on record for Bert 😱

  • @yew2oob954
    @yew2oob954 Před 17 dny +8

    Kreishcer means to "shriek or yell" 😂

  • @michaelhake2291
    @michaelhake2291 Před 17 dny +8

    The end pieces of bread loaves are called heels. 😁

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley Před 17 dny +1

      Is that one of those everyday English words that just aren't in use in the US? Like fortnight and burgle?

    • @CalamityCannon
      @CalamityCannon Před 16 dny

      I bet this is regional. I don't think I've heard it before (from NY, live east coast US), but could totally see it being in use in other places. It's a big country. And world.

  • @coachelly86
    @coachelly86 Před 15 dny +2

    his one “joke”

  • @Redmenace96
    @Redmenace96 Před 17 dny +11

    TT used to sell the, "touch the earpiece and check with the producers" bit. Now? She just vaguely gestures.
    Sell it, TT!! it is a good bit!!!

  • @mychannel-lp9iq
    @mychannel-lp9iq Před 16 dny +1

    IT'S THE HORSE GIIIIIRL I love heree

  • @bpe-music
    @bpe-music Před 17 dny +11

    Well, there was a jarring jump in points at Ratwatch...

  • @antelope6826
    @antelope6826 Před 16 dny +1

    Katherine is exactly as hilarious as you’d expect on this show, so happy to see her as a guest 😂

  • @teresasavi8821
    @teresasavi8821 Před 16 dny +3

    That was a squirrel 🐿️ not a rat 🐀

  • @LittleSkin18
    @LittleSkin18 Před 17 dny +11

    If Rich is the alcoholic on this panel, what the fuck is Bert??

  • @shanedbunting
    @shanedbunting Před 17 dny +4

    Saw Burt in the thumbnail ,had to check is there was a car crash.

  • @elindquist5725
    @elindquist5725 Před 17 dny +5

    Rat watch? that looked more like a grey squirrel? 🤔

  • @15six37
    @15six37 Před 17 dny +3

    Hey hey! The ends of bread are great for soup!

    • @eastportland
      @eastportland Před 17 dny

      or feeding to rats

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley Před 17 dny

      I prefer the Gordon Ramsay recipe: "what are you?" "an idiot sandwich"

  • @cactuspearjam6052
    @cactuspearjam6052 Před 16 dny +2

    Katherine deserves another chance with panelists who compliment her better. Rich was actually a pleasant surprise... so... I think you know where I'm going with this...

  • @williamalexander7481
    @williamalexander7481 Před 17 dny +2

    This is going to be a wild show.

  • @richpeltier9519
    @richpeltier9519 Před 17 dny +2

    Bert holding that mic up to his mouth after being handed it, yet never says anything... how much did you take Bert?
    Eisen was on @Midnight and slayed. He got that Big Rich Energy.

  • @JeighNeither
    @JeighNeither Před 17 dny +2

    Wtf? How did that rat get all the way up to her side mirror? Did she set snacks out? I thought it was a squirrel for the first 5 seconds? I've lived in NYC for more than 20 years & that shit even surprised me lmao

  • @editmel
    @editmel Před 17 dny

    😂 fantastic!

  • @rayontita1912
    @rayontita1912 Před 16 dny

    Seeing Rich Eisen here is like seeing your teacher outside school as a kid. 😂😂😂. You don’t live at that TV studio?

  • @samanthachia1491
    @samanthachia1491 Před 10 dny +2

    I'm tolerating this entire episode. PLEASE let this be the first and last time we have to see Bert

  • @awelcruiz
    @awelcruiz Před 13 dny

    Ah, Kyle Richards survived Michael Myers, she can survive a rat.

  • @ethanmckinney203
    @ethanmckinney203 Před 16 dny

    Heels! The heels of a loaf of bread!

  • @Byteronin
    @Byteronin Před 14 dny

    This was pretty awesome

  • @jasonedwards1071
    @jasonedwards1071 Před 15 dny

    Great panel

  • @handyreiter1310
    @handyreiter1310 Před 17 dny +3

    "Eisen-Kreischer" means "iron-screamer" in German

  • @jrbship
    @jrbship Před 17 dny +4

    Bert’s shirt lasted about 10 minutes longer than I expected

    • @loner72
      @loner72 Před 17 dny

      I think he must always be baked out of his gourd. The no shirt thing is just really weird to me.

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley Před 17 dny +1

    That was a riot. Bert shedding his second skin was actually the least funny bit. Taylor's sarcastic coverage of the rodent menace was gold.

  • @funtimenetwork
    @funtimenetwork Před 16 dny +1

    Tell us all your Regan jokes.
    Roasted

  • @Omarr1991
    @Omarr1991 Před 16 dny +2

    Rich eisen ! LFG

  • @schwarzermoritz
    @schwarzermoritz Před 17 dny

    awwww! that's too cute.

  • @tiffanyygrace
    @tiffanyygrace Před 17 dny +1

    How much we wanna bet Rich is richer than Bert anyway, tf was that "joke"? 😂

  • @RockCandyRadio
    @RockCandyRadio Před 16 dny

    I am here for Rich!

  • @exoterric
    @exoterric Před 11 dny

    The thirst for attention and relevance has never been more clearly exemplified.

  • @ellisd3165
    @ellisd3165 Před 16 dny +1

    the machine will be broken by 2025

  • @fryapp4life
    @fryapp4life Před 17 dny +5

    Everyone suddenly jumped 300 pts. What happened!!!???!!

    • @mrgonzale0978
      @mrgonzale0978 Před 17 dny +4

      They edit the show. They did the same on the original show.

    • @itoobable
      @itoobable Před 17 dny +2

      what happened? probably the funniest jokes of the night got cut :( !!!

    • @deeemm979
      @deeemm979 Před 17 dny +5

      I hope they release a compilation of cut jokes, slap a content warning if needed.

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley Před 17 dny

      Something wonderful. Or awful. Either way, something that couldn't be retained.

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil Před 16 dny

      Points!

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 Před 17 dny

    *reads title: ... And the thumbnail. And history

  • @KKbook
    @KKbook Před 17 dny

    im sorry is that THEE machine???

  • @Turtlpwr
    @Turtlpwr Před 16 dny +1

    Bert is insufferable

  • @ozwaldmosis3603
    @ozwaldmosis3603 Před 17 dny +5

    why is Bert on the show, I thought this was a show for Comedians?

    • @sakumisan
      @sakumisan Před 17 dny

      He pretends to be a comedian because he told one decent story once.

    • @ozwaldmosis3603
      @ozwaldmosis3603 Před 17 dny

      @@sakumisan Don't forget that he also takes off his top.

  • @Woodshadow
    @Woodshadow Před 16 dny

    Rich actually did a great job

  • @lushrimbaughiii
    @lushrimbaughiii Před 17 dny +6

    Couldn’t make it a full two minutes in before getting fed up with Bert 🙄

    • @angelaglaros
      @angelaglaros Před 17 dny +1

      I both always watch his specials AND agree with this comment

  • @michaeln3044
    @michaeln3044 Před 17 dny +2

    Rich eisen crushing the two comedians is rough…

  • @SquatchWatcher
    @SquatchWatcher Před 16 dny +1

    Pat McAfee, Michael Cole & The Miz would make a hilarious show! You should bring on Pro-Athletes too. You'd be surprised how much funnier they are from many of these comedians

    • @awelcruiz
      @awelcruiz Před 13 dny

      Pat McAfee is an irritating jackass.

  • @sergioalejandrorubioflores8905

    👗
    🤚
    Not a beggar 😆
    I suppose hand emoji's can represent different things depending on the context 😂

  • @chilaou
    @chilaou Před 3 dny

    RATWATCH

  • @deeemm979
    @deeemm979 Před 17 dny +1

    Nice to see Bert achieve some success. I remember him rehearsing his act for The Machine at my house long ago, small crowd had us 😂.

  • @TSIRKLAND
    @TSIRKLAND Před 15 dny

    When the microphone question came up, and Taylor held up an oblong object, my first thought was that it was a stapler, and the plan was to staple the cavalier mike to Bert's bare chest. On second look, it was simply a hand-help microphone. How boring! I've seen people staple things to their body before; it's not that bad! Staple the mic' to your chest, Bert Kreischer!

  • @wesleysmith6018
    @wesleysmith6018 Před 15 dny

    Burt the twins will lick your arm pits, while the host is on your ride!

  • @ssmanwithaplan
    @ssmanwithaplan Před 17 dny

    I suppose being a Jets fan equals being a comedian

  • @ericfleming5522
    @ericfleming5522 Před 17 dny +1

    Next time my wife asks how you can tell someone is on cocaine I am going to show her 4 seconds of literally anything Katherine did or said while she was a guest on this show.

  • @MrThaeron
    @MrThaeron Před 17 dny

    I KNOW this show is gonna get cancelled AGAIN .... BUT that was fkn funny as fk!

  • @davidquintanilla3267
    @davidquintanilla3267 Před 17 dny

    Rich Eisen ?!??!

  • @commentBox82
    @commentBox82 Před 17 dny +2

    how fragile is your masculinity if you can't make a dumb Real Housewives joke?

  • @Jajajajaja...1
    @Jajajajaja...1 Před 17 dny

    Way to go, Bert. Im also on testosterone. Get rid of the stigma around men's health.

  • @briansneary7535
    @briansneary7535 Před 17 dny

    I don't think my eyes will recover from Katherine's outfit

  • @dennismonk9559
    @dennismonk9559 Před 17 dny

    6:26 I honestly would assume RIch is richer than Bert or Taylor. You think he's really third richest?

  • @supwphilosophy8375
    @supwphilosophy8375 Před 17 dny

    Katherine should have gotten points because women can’t do that on network tv

  • @Redmenace96
    @Redmenace96 Před 17 dny

    wtf is RE doing on this show???
    @7:20 shout out to Rich's voice. Announcers today are chosen for their, "personalities". I liked the old-timers who had the radio voice and put effort into their craft.

  • @johng.4711
    @johng.4711 Před 12 dny

    Enough with Burt.

  • @PanOhChocolate
    @PanOhChocolate Před 2 dny

    I hate Burt, I wonder if Taylor can make him palatable enough for a whole clip

  • @grankmisguided
    @grankmisguided Před 17 dny

    Rich reminds me a bit of Gord Downie for some reason but I can't quite put my finger on it. It can't just be because they're both bald, lots of people are... 🤷‍♂️

  • @godnoble
    @godnoble Před 17 dny +11

    A dude with his shirt off... This may be the first episode of After Midnight I don't watch all the way through.
    We're all more comfortable with less clothes, Bert! But we live in a society.

    • @bukisare
      @bukisare Před 17 dny +1

      are you gonna turn gay if you see a guy shirtless for more than 2 mins

    • @lushrimbaughiii
      @lushrimbaughiii Před 17 dny +3

      @@bukisareI’m pretty gay Bert makes me nauseous

    • @bukisare
      @bukisare Před 16 dny +1

      @@lushrimbaughiii that's fair and same

  • @ssofft
    @ssofft Před 17 dny +1

    can't stand Bert jfc. he's the only person laughing at his jokes

  • @philipflores2515
    @philipflores2515 Před 14 dny

    Calling Katherine a comedian is an insult to comics

  • @mco5634
    @mco5634 Před 9 dny

    Taylor muy caliente....n, am seems deeze.

  • @Notthepersonyouthink24

    I guess they skipped forward to the point where he took of his shirt

  • @JesusHComedy
    @JesusHComedy Před 15 dny +1

    Only reason to watch was blurt krisjen

  • @timstorey2325
    @timstorey2325 Před 17 dny

    Would have been amazing if the entire episode was just crazy clips of Bert.

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 Před 16 dny

    I love Bert, ride or die! He's a sweet guy, he's obviously a bit nuts, that's why i love him.

  • @typicalrockandroll
    @typicalrockandroll Před 17 dny +110

    I just dont think Burt is funny.

  • @MaybeTheyreBatman
    @MaybeTheyreBatman Před 17 dny +4

    Not gonna lie it does suck to hear cis people talk about easily getting hormones

  • @brianluck84
    @brianluck84 Před 13 dny

    Im starting to feel like the novelty of bert is gone and now he is just annoying.

  • @sakumisan
    @sakumisan Před 17 dny +1

    Bert has never said anything funny outside of his Russian mob story, which he has told into the ground.

  • @ivytyler
    @ivytyler Před 17 dny +5

    any cis dude that brags about being on t is just a no from me, dawg.
    and he's not even funny?

    • @angelaglaros
      @angelaglaros Před 17 dny

      I’ve watched all his specials and yet I still agree with you.

  • @andia6865
    @andia6865 Před 3 dny

    It's not something personal, I wish him and his loved ones just the best, but I don't think Bert Kreischer is funny, just not funny expect that Russia story. But because this is the only joke I remember from this man, and actually it was not a joke, just Russia and a drunk American story, I think he needs to undress to distract from him beeing unfunny

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster Před 17 dny +1

    I bet there are a lot of viewers who wished Bert wasn't eliminated, and wanted a little more of him.

  • @secondconflict570
    @secondconflict570 Před 17 dny +1

    Jebus Katherine is annoying

  • @AWBeng.
    @AWBeng. Před 13 dny

    Burt Krishnar in the house!!!!!

  • @purplepapers
    @purplepapers Před 17 dny +2

    #bertinashirt