@@oliveni if they're talking about cannibals, then most likely somewhere deep in South America. Then it would be called a jungle or rainforest, which would probably still have big cats like Jaguars or Leopards. I was just being a smart ass, we have mountain lions in North America.
My mom has this funny story about how she was subbing at a high school one day and this girl didn’t have her science scale model project. Her exuse was “my kangaroo destroyed it” turned out she actually did have a pet kangaroo and it did destroy her project
@@riftsplitter2159😂 my cat always scratches my homework so I gotta start over, when I print something he destroys it as well and when I type he sometimes walks on my laptop and even fall asleep on it(on the keyboard)
Meth heads where i live do this exact thing. The meth heads go out at night into peoples yards to steal, if youre alone they will smack you in the head with something heavy and steal your clothes or whatever you have in your pockets, they use coyote noises to communicate
Nah it’s the wrong flavor too fatty before you get to the worms. Bears are really gross the smell is fucking spectacular in how bad it is sometimes especially if it’s been eating garbage holy shit it tastes like driving past a landfill covered in shit. If you get one that’s been eating salmon and honeycomb it’s beautiful but they only really taste like what they eat.
@@captainsnekk I’m not too sure but a streamer I watched mentioned ‘crazy’ and his whole chat started saying the same thing ^ Think it’s just a viral thing going on - search up ‘crazy, I was crazy once’ and there’s loads of people doing it 😂
You know what's more terrifying? When you hear nothing, and everyone around you begins to disappear into the woods, and some gaggle of seals surround you as the last remaining victim.
You don't have to worry about them lol, what you do have to worry about is something mimicking human voices in the snow, that's when you know your in trouble
@General_Eisenhower1945 I actually spend a lot of time hiking and making trails in the forest behind my house since no one is living back there, and the scariest thing I think I’ve seen is random whole ears of corn. Just in the middle of nowhere… idk. Either that or the elk that just came up behind me one day I turned around it was there. Very scary
If you're an American you're not gonna see any of that shit those people are indigenous tribes that live in jungles outside of the states not your local forest
And you're dead anyway... might take a few with you but it's night, it's their land and they are 100x the hunter you, your father and grandfather will ever be combined.
“And I hate that we lost this video; unfortunately our cameraman got graped and robbed by BigFoot” EDIT: cameraman is alive and currently seeking recovery in San Diego , he a SURVIVOR!
@@zimbabs snake & crocodile? Dunno but Pirahanas are actually not as dangerous as media will have you beleive. They would rather swim away from people than attack & if they do it's because they are starving or feel attacked. And they sent dtrip the flesh of humans like media would have u think either
@zimbabwezack5122 well, piranhas don't really attack humans or any living creatures on the regular. They're basically bottom feeding scavengers, kinda like vultures, but they're fish in the water. Other creatures and humans use the Amazon and other waters where piranhas live too. They don't just devour everything that comes near them like you see in the movies. So long as you're not trying to trap them or thrash around a bunch, they probably won't find you very interesting, even if you're right in the water with them, unless or until you die and your corpse lands in their waters. Alligators and snakes probably live somewhere or another in South American rivers depending on where you're at, but given the option between maybe running into a gator/snake or definitely getting captured by cannibals, I'm taking my chances with the wildlife in the river.
@@oraltsuki Good way to know your location in the middle of the forest and more likely hood of finding civilization ( Incase of emergency ) since most settlements are built near their food and water source
"Ayo we just got attacked by cannibals bro and barely escaped" "Yeah man it was crazy scary" "Now how we gonna be friends with them" "Since they sound like monkeys and go bananas why don't we send them a kanoo with bananas" "Yeah sounds like a good idea to me"
I just turned my lamp on. And asked God to protect me. They are creepy. Eerie and demonic. You see it. I see it. Its real. Demons tremble when they hear the name of The Lord Yeshua
I don't think buckshot or a pump action is going to be the most optimal weapon for the situation. They will be in dozens. You are going to have to reload. They would rain down razor sharp arrows with the accuracy of an olimpian archery athlete. The lesser you reload in that case the better you would be. Having a fully kitted AR15 with a high quality THERMAL SCOPE and bullet proof Kevlar jackets+Helmets and being equipped with Smoke and explosive grenades would help. Although the chances of your survival would still be pretty small given to the fact that they will be near perfectly hidden in the jungle and their arrows don't make that much sound and you on the other hand would not be ready, completely visible and making a lot of noise even with a suppressor equipped. Even John Wick or let's say a highly trained US marine would struggle.
For real, ur just lucky that u saw this video before going off to ur adventure in ‘Michigan’ I think u said, I’m not really sure WHERE that is or what continent it’s on.. or heck, what language they even speak there, but GOOD LUCK TO U RANDOM SIR ON THE INTERNET, U GOT THIS!!! PLS report back on all ur crazy moments and ‘close calls’ ur BOUND to have (assuming u DO make it back that is.. but I don’t wanna jinx u..) HAVE FUN!!
@@sarabanas1447 I’m just wondering where you live? Cause Michigan is a pretty well known state in the US. I’m just genuinely curious, because I’ve never heard of someone not knowing where Michigan is, or what it is, or at least never ever hearing of it.
Don't worry... I'm sure you won't wander into their territory. Surprisingly enough... You probably have more chance of being eaten by a cannibalistic serial killer than you do one of these tribespeople. Crazy, I know
The way these stories are told you'd think the remaining cannibal tribes are some unstoppable horror movie monsters,but they're just humans. Letting fear cloud your mind is how a lot of people die in many situations.
As you sit on a phone commenting on a CZcams short in the safety of your home. Trust me when you’re in the middle of fuck all in a jungle full of entire clan of cannibals chasing you best believe it’s gonna feel like a horror movie
Early trappers said the same kinda thing about the natives in the early (now usa) America, said they would do turkey gobbling, and other bird noise, so some trappers learned how to differentiate between real and fake and how high or low to the ground it kinda sounded like, and would either leave the area or get ready to fight depending on the situation
I like to do voices and sounds myself so if the tribe tried to pull that on me they would get generally confused because I would reverb back their own call 😂
Maybe exploring uncharted & rarely explored or unexplored areas of the endless rain forests of the planet where there are tribes that haven’t been contacted ever isn’t such a good idea. I’m all for pushing boundaries & exploring but some things just don’t sound like fun: swimming with Tiger sharks, bull sharks, & great whites is one thing I can live without. Going in experimental deep sea submersibles is another. Trying to send bananas to a tribe of cannibals is the final no go for me. Thanks, I’m good. What are these AI generated pics of “cannibals”. They’re freaking nightmare fuel.
Full Podcast - czcams.com/video/eytcGavv5ck/video.html
Post the fucking episode on the video next time.
Nawh💀
This is why I hate boats
The megalodon was a shallow water/coastal predator. Face it, it's extinct.
bruh 😭
Random whale sounds playing in the forest:
“Something aint right”
😂😂😂😂
UNDERRATED
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣im fucking rolling rn...
Bro😂😂😂😂
It seems normal to me the chrib "monkey noses"
“If you’re ever camping in a forest with cannibals at night” 😂😅😅 tf Ima do that for!?
Alright... I guess i'm not invited. Cool...
hahaaha exactly bro
Could never catch me lakin in a forest at night
Cures severe constipation
When did he say that?😂
Hears a lion that sounds normal.
“Thank god it’s not a cannibal”
Hello lion never lives in a forest lol.....
@@vj_great551mountain lions do.
@@whatevguyzit’s the amazon, isn’t it?
@@oliveni if they're talking about cannibals, then most likely somewhere deep in South America. Then it would be called a jungle or rainforest, which would probably still have big cats like Jaguars or Leopards.
I was just being a smart ass, we have mountain lions in North America.
@@vj_great551 lol I’m aware it was more or less just for a joke.
*normal jaguar noises*, "Oh thank god, it's not the cannibals."
HAHA
LOL
Nah jags don’t go for humans
I'd rather jags
😂
"If you are camping alone in the forest"
Man let me just stop you right there
😭😭
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's like Dude I don't camp in a national park in America let alone think about camping in Cannibal infested jungles....
I don’t camp ⛺️ outside my house , what are this ppl thinking 🤔 ? there NOT
Respect to the cameraman who went out into the forest and got a photo shoot of the cannibal tribe for us
No the people that were there recorded
Sorry those are AI images…🤷🏽♂️
@@GNOBNX wow its almost like that was a joke and you didnt get it
@@rose.forestsYou FAILED, try again…🤣🤣🤣
Cameramen are invisible
“sadly we lost the video“
“sadly my dog ate my homework but i definitely did it and that all happened“
My mom has this funny story about how she was subbing at a high school one day and this girl didn’t have her science scale model project. Her exuse was “my kangaroo destroyed it” turned out she actually did have a pet kangaroo and it did destroy her project
I had an incident in highschool where my dog literrally did eat my homework xD
@@riftsplitter2159😂 my cat always scratches my homework so I gotta start over, when I print something he destroys it as well and when I type he sometimes walks on my laptop and even fall asleep on it(on the keyboard)
yeah i’m not believing a guy with pinocchio’s nose
@@lizzy9986australia?
“Jamie play that clip of the grizzly bear eating a cannibal”
Donald Trump, I accidentally said the N word, pls don't nuke me😭
@@Kartvelian1235 It’s fine we’ve all said it before :)
@@RileyAnglianwow
Hahahaha
Shorts a 1 am:
True man
Fr
lmfao. literally 1:11 am right now.
Man It's 2:35 AM now I keeps seeing these types of videos
Fr tho like it’s raining and thundering where i am and now im hiding in the comments 💀💀😭
“OH NO A CANNIBAL!” *gunshot*
I feel like the problem would be. Is that the second they dip now you don't know where they are and they know where you are
can’t shoot what you can’t see bro
@@k4taraayou can scare what you don’t see tho
Lol
@Spelunkidro those US soldiers would consider this situation light work💀
“We lost the video”
Source: Trust me.
U ca n t r u s t m e
Fr I don't believe this shi
@@GorkiePorkieyk there are other videos, right
@@k4taraasend link then
@@jakkero-csgo7507dawg go search it up you have google
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you"?
😂😂
Wtf 😂😂😂😂
dude this would be a fire horror movie
It's called wrong turn
If I was im that movie I'd napalm that shit
Green inferno
Cannibal Holocaust
The emoji movie
Nightmare fuel right here.
No it’s not
@@specUVdustyes if your in a remote forest in your tent
@@TECVILbuildingthings nm BM
@@TECVILbuildingthings I have guns, axes and knives, and even a sword. They would regret ever approaching me
@@specUVdust ur alone they are in great numbers all of them have now they are camouflage
watching these videos makes me feel like cannibals are going to be a way bigger problem than they are
What's the scariest thing to run into in the middle of the jungle?
- A group of humans.
To be fair if you’re an average american like me when the fuck are you going to be in this type of situation
@@nekkoskrilla6750Blud when tf are you ever in the middle of a jungle?😂😂😂
just nuke them 💀
Yes it's because the endless stories this guy's has that all sound straight from a movie are fabricated by him for attention
“Cant believe we lost the video” lmao
Right bro 😂😂😂🤦🏾♂️
Full of shit but not full of shit
Joe: "Damn...and now imagine it was a bear instead of cannibals"
34 likes and no replies
"Pull up that video of the bear chilling with the cannibals."
i hace no idea who rogan was tagged, this wasnt his show.
Guest: yeah and my cousin got torn apart by a mountain lion…
Joe: okay but you know what’d be really crazy? If it was a gr-
"If you hear animals sounds that are not quite right, get up and leave"
*Literally runs towards them*
White people scary movie shit right there.
That’s what I would do gotta assert dominance
@@tj7667 💀
Meth heads where i live do this exact thing. The meth heads go out at night into peoples yards to steal, if youre alone they will smack you in the head with something heavy and steal your clothes or whatever you have in your pockets, they use coyote noises to communicate
@@SurtierWoodust get a gun and gun em’ down buster. This is AMERICA! FREEDOM!
Jamie pull up that video of the bear fighting the cannibal tribe
Thanks jamie
Nah it’s the wrong flavor too fatty before you get to the worms.
Bears are really gross the smell is fucking spectacular in how bad it is sometimes especially if it’s been eating garbage holy shit it tastes like driving past a landfill covered in shit. If you get one that’s been eating salmon and honeycomb it’s beautiful but they only really taste like what they eat.
Jamie pull up the video of that bear grappling with Jon jones
@@seansteele1269well I wouldn’t imagine you eat the digestive system (they would) maybe just the meat off the bones or maybe even the tonge
I love the bear comments lol
"Why do I hear elephants in the trees?"
Why did I read this as epstiens in the trees 😭
Instead of flying 🐷🐖 pig's it's elephant 🐘 now ...The ... WOKE WORLD 😁
Bro watched a horror movie while drunk and forgot name and woke up thinking on his own.
Watched? He smelled the movie
😂
😐
@@houseplant1016😐
Tell me you don't know most OG cannibal movies are based on the tribe he is talking about without telling me
*Hears a regular bear growl*
Well. At least it's not a cannibal.
“You get up and leave….”” You mean in a forest????😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol that's enough forest for me today
Bro its a jungle
“One more short before bed”
*the short*
😭
Same with me
“1 last short before bed” the short:
its 7 am i still havent slept
@JecrisDaegoistit's r/place, there is no sleep
It's 3:32 am. This is my last one fo sure
Broooo omg this is so relatable and i was about to get off youtube😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 6 o'clock in the morning
@@onstandbi-bro 3:33 for me
This AI art is crazy. I love it
Crazy i was crazy ones they locked me in a room a rubber room and their where rats the rats made me crazy
Guys does anyone know what the person above me is saying
it actually sucks and you only love it because you can't draw like 99 percent of the population
@@captainsnekk I’m not too sure but a streamer I watched mentioned ‘crazy’ and his whole chat started saying the same thing ^
Think it’s just a viral thing going on - search up ‘crazy, I was crazy once’ and there’s loads of people doing it 😂
Ai art is shit. And why let a computer do what a human can do far better?
Joe Rogan: Plays the forest once.
Joe Rogan:
Why did i find this so fucking funny lol..
green hell in a nutshell
Damn this is scary asf. Shout out to all the Amazon drivers risking their lives for us🤦🏼♂️💯
Lol
For us? Lmaoo.. you're so gay
You know what's more terrifying? When you hear nothing, and everyone around you begins to disappear into the woods, and some gaggle of seals surround you as the last remaining victim.
I'm sorry, what's this about seals?
😢i remember that event.....
Horrifying
Why would they leave me for the woods tho???
Gaggle of *women
@@Steiny1975Damn Selkies
As someone who lives on a mountain in the middle of a forest watching this a night thank you so much for the new fear. I will forever be in your debt
I don’t even live in da mountains and I got scared af 😹
Keep a shotgun on you
You don't have to worry about them lol, what you do have to worry about is something mimicking human voices in the snow, that's when you know your in trouble
@General_Eisenhower1945 I actually spend a lot of time hiking and making trails in the forest behind my house since no one is living back there, and the scariest thing I think I’ve seen is random whole ears of corn. Just in the middle of nowhere… idk. Either that or the elk that just came up behind me one day I turned around it was there. Very scary
Is it just super peaceful out there? Or is sad being far away from everyone and being kinda secluded
"I can't believe we lost this video"....roughly translates as "probably didn't happen"
Facts
He also has a girlfriend but she is from a different school and you wouldn't know her.
czcams.com/video/osmU2vbnihQ/video.html
I think he may be talking about this video of the north sentinelese but i cant be sure
czcams.com/users/shortsO3sFxR5cGEM?feature=share
Bro the video went viral 😂
You know you're desperate when you're willing to crawl through an Amazon River at night... that's a damn horror show right there
Honestly.. as if there wasn't scary shit in the river.. it was safer than the damn tribe
I'll keep this in mind next time I go camping in my local forest.
I'm going to learn to make animal sounds to confuse them. Them using monkey call: I see the outsider
Me Monkey calling back: I want waffle fries!
😂
wake up and some homeless guy is gnawing on you.
As a cannibal I will adapt and no longer use animal sounds
Rölli prkl
If you're an American you're not gonna see any of that shit those people are indigenous tribes that live in jungles outside of the states not your local forest
Cannibal: "Is it me or does this clown taste funny to you?"
😂
😂
Nah bro that’s bs
Funny, funny how, do I amuse you. Funny how Henry.
Calm down Tommy.
Reminds me of RDR2 when you’re in the swamp and the bush people start whistling from the shadows ready to kill you 😂
The night folk make me jump every time I'm just wandering in the swamps of Lemoyne
Bro they need this in online
I got graped by the big one and he didn't even offer me dinner and a smoke
What? Theirs bush people??
What chapter I don’t remember that
Just don't camp near cannibals. Simple as that
Cuz everybody knows where they are.
“So anyway I started blastin’.” 🔫
RIP the whole tribe 😢
Casually procures Ak47 and M249
pulls out ar15 because america
Your 7
And you're dead anyway... might take a few with you but it's night, it's their land and they are 100x the hunter you, your father and grandfather will ever be combined.
Joe: “do they make bear noises too?”
who's joe
@@joswharsimancascaballero8936 joe mama
@@doombada1m A
@@joswharsimancascaballero8936 B
@@doombada1m C
“And I hate that we lost this video; unfortunately our cameraman got graped and robbed by BigFoot”
EDIT: cameraman is alive and currently seeking recovery in San Diego , he a SURVIVOR!
Graped by bigfoot sounds terrifying😅
@@ducksparrowmybel8night430sounds hot 🥵
@@Lebrianjohnsonnah what💀
@@Lebrianjohnsoncan I join
@@Colbygames-qw6izyo ass need to be sent to the gulag 💀💀😭
“Alright one last short before bed”
The short: 💀
Every story this dude talks about someone escapes in a river lol
What keeps them from getting eaten in the river by piranhas or huge water snake or a crocodile?
@@zimbabs snake & crocodile? Dunno but Pirahanas are actually not as dangerous as media will have you beleive. They would rather swim away from people than attack & if they do it's because they are starving or feel attacked. And they sent dtrip the flesh of humans like media would have u think either
@zimbabwezack5122 well, piranhas don't really attack humans or any living creatures on the regular. They're basically bottom feeding scavengers, kinda like vultures, but they're fish in the water. Other creatures and humans use the Amazon and other waters where piranhas live too. They don't just devour everything that comes near them like you see in the movies. So long as you're not trying to trap them or thrash around a bunch, they probably won't find you very interesting, even if you're right in the water with them, unless or until you die and your corpse lands in their waters. Alligators and snakes probably live somewhere or another in South American rivers depending on where you're at, but given the option between maybe running into a gator/snake or definitely getting captured by cannibals, I'm taking my chances with the wildlife in the river.
He had an aquatic childhood
Never camp in forestes not close by a river ..... Duh 😁😁😁😁😁
The tribes men says "banana?, Nah we are carnivores." 😂😂😂
“Shit”
"men pls" leave us we don't taste good 😊
The scariest noise you can hear are the one’s you don’t recognize.
Camera man never dies
Never camp in a forest without a river.
Why?
@@oraltsuki*there's a chance you won't know how to get back.*
@@oraltsuki Good way to know your location in the middle of the forest and more likely hood of finding civilization ( Incase of emergency ) since most settlements are built near their food and water source
Y’all have been watching too much Naked and Afraid 😂
Or a .45
"Ayo we just got attacked by cannibals bro and barely escaped"
"Yeah man it was crazy scary"
"Now how we gonna be friends with them"
"Since they sound like monkeys and go bananas why don't we send them a kanoo with bananas"
"Yeah sounds like a good idea to me"
Thanks for putting the most horrifying photos you could find to fuel up my nightmares.
Right like it’s cool I’m not trying to sleep at 2 am or anything
bro those ai faces are gonna give me freaking nightmares
I just wanna know who the hell is Camping in the Amazon Rainforest
People with a death wish, duh.
I would like to go there with a team, if i ever found those guys imma just turn on my AK
@@doombada1mbruh same like i understand their privacy but i still would really wanna go there but im white
@@Lalaland-and-lululand Not privacy man, they ate men, idk 100+. Ain't gonna spare em, i ain't black tho wdym. Lol
yes, but there are no cannibal communities in the amazon like this guy is describing lol
"Alright, one more short before bed!"
The short:
Edit: I literally copy-pasted this. Start insulting me like normal people.
Your not the only one
Lmao same
Fr
How dare.
fr😂
Rogan is going to love this guy lol
I know right 😂😂
But was there a Kodak Bear on DMT in the jungle too?
"Jamie pull the video of this bear in that canoe full of bananas"😂
Joe's BS detector will be going off like a fire alarm
CZcams shorts at 3 a.m:
There goes my sleep. If the story didn't horrify you guys enough don't worry the pictures will get you there 💀
I just turned my lamp on. And asked God to protect me. They are creepy. Eerie and demonic. You see it. I see it. Its real. Demons tremble when they hear the name of The Lord Yeshua
Nope, even the pictures didn’t scare me AND i’m in a room alone
@@Fire_Animates_Shorts like a true G
Bro this story didn't scare me one bit, because it's not a real story
@@arizimal true
This is crazy the cameraman never dies
Ummmm...Missing footage
have the uncontrollable urge to start giving that man some emeralds...
Bro 💀
If zlatan is in that jungle,the cannibals will sheesh kebab themselves
it's nice to feel wanted even if as food
ngl yea
😂😂😂😂
Sad….😂😂
If you’re ever camping at night and hear that just make sure you got the pump action and a couple 45’s and some 9’s ready
What if its a demon or a evil spirit pretending to be human? Sometimes you hear a childs voice
@@greasy8394Super soaker loaded with holy water.
@@gatling216love to you ahahah
I don't think buckshot or a pump action is going to be the most optimal weapon for the situation. They will be in dozens. You are going to have to reload. They would rain down razor sharp arrows with the accuracy of an olimpian archery athlete.
The lesser you reload in that case the better you would be.
Having a fully kitted AR15 with a high quality THERMAL SCOPE and bullet proof Kevlar jackets+Helmets and being equipped with Smoke and explosive grenades would help. Although the chances of your survival would still be pretty small given to the fact that they will be near perfectly hidden in the jungle and their arrows don't make that much sound and you on the other hand would not be ready, completely visible and making a lot of noise even with a suppressor equipped.
Even John Wick or let's say a highly trained US marine would struggle.
@@vickykaushik8764even cane from the latest John Wick would have a problem if we’re being honest…
youtube at 3am hits different
Watching this at 3am ☠️
Same here bro
Same
same wth
Frfr
*starts hearing cat meows*
“I think something isn’t right”
They should have sent meat and not bananas😂😂😂
@@danieledwards1976got your full name AND birth year in the name?? Oh imma find you and send some crazy shit to your wife on Facebook
"one last short before bed"
the short:
edit: Me rn
me rn
me rn
Me rn
Me rn
Same
I’m going camping in the Upper Peninsula in Michigan. I will have to listen for animal sounds that are really cannibals.
I know right becareful 😅
Nah… Bigfoot is your primary concern there. #Missing411
For real, ur just lucky that u saw this video before going off to ur adventure in ‘Michigan’ I think u said, I’m not really sure WHERE that is or what continent it’s on.. or heck, what language they even speak there, but GOOD LUCK TO U RANDOM SIR ON THE INTERNET, U GOT THIS!!!
PLS report back on all ur crazy moments and ‘close calls’ ur BOUND to have (assuming u DO make it back that is.. but I don’t wanna jinx u..)
HAVE FUN!!
lake monster that can go on land.
@@sarabanas1447 I’m just wondering where you live? Cause Michigan is a pretty well known state in the US. I’m just genuinely curious, because I’ve never heard of someone not knowing where Michigan is, or what it is, or at least never ever hearing of it.
when the ai pics are more scarier than the video it self
“Pull up the video of a grizzley bear fighting capuchan monkeys!”
"One more short before I sleep"
The short:
Why so much likes 💀
stop copying.
Edit: thx for ten likes 🥴😏😏
I aint copying
@@Pyroriteeeeyes u are dawg
i was looking for this comment
@@mr.chaosmesterenoveraltcha6681same bruh
Brooo new fear unlocked 😮😮😮
i know yo ass aint ever been forest let alone camp there
Don't worry... I'm sure you won't wander into their territory.
Surprisingly enough... You probably have more chance of being eaten by a cannibalistic serial killer than you do one of these tribespeople.
Crazy, I know
@@topz33sometimes overthinking and over imagining can save lives. This world is unpredictable as hell💀💀💀
at this point, i’d be relieved if i heard the most dangerous and predatory animal instead of a cannibal call 😭
this made me cover my toes with the blanket fr
Same 💀😭😭
Those teeth my new fear
Joe rogan: pull up the video of the bears
“One more short before bed”
The short:
Copycat
Stop copying
@@askefn I didn’t know I copied somebody
evidence that cameraman never dies
bro can just smell what’s coming
The way these stories are told you'd think the remaining cannibal tribes are some unstoppable horror movie monsters,but they're just humans.
Letting fear cloud your mind is how a lot of people die in many situations.
Yeah but they crazy tho
As you sit on a phone commenting on a CZcams short in the safety of your home. Trust me when you’re in the middle of fuck all in a jungle full of entire clan of cannibals chasing you best believe it’s gonna feel like a horror movie
Is a whole group and you’ll probably won’t have a weapon
humans who are in top physical condition and have deadly weapons that can kill you
bring an assault rifle
Someone should make a horror game about this
The Forest
Wrong turn
@@Hamdini10 Yeah, I was about to say, its literally The Forest, and to a degree, Sons of The Forest.
Literally sons of the forest
That's litterly The Forest
Excellent narration/performance actor. With his voice he'd be great reading spooky books.
“If you’re ever pretending to be on a Joe Rogan podcast, this is it.”
Proof the camera man never dies😂
The forest taught me how to deal with cannibals
Chainsaw go bbbbrrrrrrr
How to survive this situation in one easy step:
Step 1:Don’t go in the woods.
Early trappers said the same kinda thing about the natives in the early (now usa) America, said they would do turkey gobbling, and other bird noise, so some trappers learned how to differentiate between real and fake and how high or low to the ground it kinda sounded like, and would either leave the area or get ready to fight depending on the situation
Bone Tomahawk is a movie that scarred me for life when it comes to this subject
That death scene of that deputy in cave,holy sh*t..... I almost puked
@@alcappuccino3403 me too! Tore my stomach and nerves slam up!
But-but-but I thought the cameraman n-n-NEVER DIES
Bro obviously they are gonna die they are people
@@Jio188 mate its a meme
They didn’t die aparrent
That’s fucking awsom. I’m so glad there are still people in this world who are a compleat mystery to us
There’s tons of people that voted for Biden that are still a huge mystery to us all…..😂
Maybe they're just trying to contact you regarding your extended vehicle warranty.
LOL ...
“One last short before I go to sleep!”
The short:
Man just imagine talking back to them with the same animal sounds they make
my entire gun arsenal in my inventory:🗿🍷
Totally not glancing around my room to make sure there isn't any cannibal tribe members
Kuru: allow me to introduce myself
It’s insane that we all live on the same rock but come from different worlds
Geopolitics
@@sasa-ix9ydbro u live in some fiction if u think that humans had Animal Powers💀
Hears a dinosaur that sounds normal
"Thank God it's not a cannibal"
I like to do voices and sounds myself so if the tribe tried to pull that on me they would get generally confused because I would reverb back their own call 😂
No they wouldnt they would just have even more info about your location lol they can easily tell that you are neither an animal nor local
MacGyver? Is that you?
shikaka!!🐊
Sure you would, i bet youre the first one that shits his pants.
Nah did you type “Terrifying jungle cannibals” into the AI image generator or something?
Maybe exploring uncharted & rarely explored or unexplored areas of the endless rain forests of the planet where there are tribes that haven’t been contacted ever isn’t such a good idea. I’m all for pushing boundaries & exploring but some things just don’t sound like fun: swimming with Tiger sharks, bull sharks, & great whites is one thing I can live without. Going in experimental deep sea submersibles is another. Trying to send bananas to a tribe of cannibals is the final no go for me. Thanks, I’m good. What are these AI generated pics of “cannibals”. They’re freaking nightmare fuel.
*Another reason I don’t go anywhere near the goddamn Amazon or rain forest*
"I can't believe that we lost this video".... that's the closest to believing anything he's said that I got. 😂
This is why it’s best to stay home 😂
New fear unlocked. Camping in forest 😅