Alpha Kazuha Warned You NOT To Come! [Kazuha ASMR]
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- čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
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kazuha: you’ve been listing to Xiao alot
me: Fuck he knows, HE KNOWS
WHEN THAT HAPPENED, THAT WAS ME FR-
I was like its becoming selfaware !! XD AAA
Mood lol
And I know he knows🎶🎶🎶
FUCK RUN BEFORE THEY BOTH TRY TO CLAIM YOU!
ok listen up gang, this is once in a purple moon content. Treat it like an eclipse, sit back, put on your cinema glasses, and treat this moment like it is your last.
Fax🥰🤌
I am, who wants some popcorn 🍿
@@your._.local_simp3780 yo gimmy a bucket please
@@Yea_No. Sure here *gives bucket of popcorn*
Gimme
Did we really just gaslight Kazuha into thinking we don't listen to Xiao asmr?
Yep
Yes we did
Yup😂
Kazuha: You we're listening to Xiao with your headphones on and your blanket up to your neck
Me: *15 heart attacks* b-b-b-b-but sir I'm a Xiao main it's necessary.... AND STOP EXPOSING ME
Kazuha: you need to cut off contact with his dad too
Me: KAZUHA HE'S MY SUPPORT I CAN'T-
Kazuha: Look at me, listener. Don't you feel guilty for listening to this audio?
Me: No, Sir I feel ✨ *Blessed* ✨
Kazuha: you will cut contact with Xiao okay? Never talk to him again
Me who just came from listening to a xiao audio: *yes*
FR LMAO I JUST CAME BACK FROM WATCHING AT LEAST ONE ASMR OF EVERY GENSHIN CHARACTER-
No
@Xiao I-
Same
Same thing
Him : cant you smell it?
Me : IM NO DOG I CANT SMELL SHIT-
Him : albedo, the omega next dor
Me : *wheeze*
Also, take care and be sure to rest!
i'll be his alpha ;)
@@miilkyystarsWHAT
Kazuha: “You’re not lying? You dont listen to Xiao that much?”
Me: No im lying. Every night shawty. *come on fck me emo boy-* 😃
GURL I FEEL YOU
same bestie. same.
LMAO
Gurl when I tell I died of laughter cuz when I read the last sentence I read it like how it says it in song
Emo boy-
HOW TF DID HE KNOW I HAD MY HEADPHONES IN, MY BLANKET UP TO MY NECK AND THAT I'VE BEEN LITSENING TO XIAO-
HES A STALKER
Cut the cameras-
HE IS WATCHING US THROUGH THE SCREEN 😰
@@nightpanda1913 OH NO
Hyacinth works with the FBI
Kazuha : you liar
Me : dude I can't even lie without telling the truth one minute after
Him: you’ve been listening to him a lot
Me who’s actually so shy and insecure even about my taste in music: hmm? Xiao? Kazuha? Who are those? I just woke up from my very good nap
Kazu: You've been listening to Xiao...alot
Me: He knows ah shi-
FOURTH WALL BREAKING KAZUHA BROKE THE FOURTH WALL
Kazuha: *mentions Xiao*
Me: I fkced up- I fcked it up now.
Edited. Why tf did i put Albedo-?
Albedo-?
Xd
Because albedo was mentioned in it maybe?
“Look at me, listener. Don’t you feel guilty for listening to this audio?”
No. I’m shameless.
Plus, I gotta mow my carpet so I have the excuse of it just popping up while I listened to off-brand music.
Slay
Slayyy
@@likelyfrancis913 💅💅
@@silent_child6195 💅💅
Slay ✨
" you've been listening to xiao a lot " how the fu- do you know that kazuha? 😃 ofc not... *deletes history* 😅
" cut off contact with him " bu-but my primogems? 💔
Me: Wait-
*Sees the words Alpha Kazuha
*Remembers a chatfic of Xiao x Reader whereby Itto is a Alpha
Me: KAZUHA YOU AIN'T ITTO-
The omega verse is so frickn wild but these audios are just 😩💅
DUDE I LITERALLY LOVE YOUR ASMR SM STOP
Thank you!!❤️❤️
Also hyacinth Make sure you rest and be safe! And stay hydrated!
Kazuha: Look at me, listener. Don't you feel guilty for listening to this audio?
Me: at this point is there any shame left? 🧍♀️
Kazuha: you will cut contact with Xiao okey? Never talk to him again
Me who is planing to listen the siren Xiao asmr after this: yes :)
OMG YOU HAVW LISTEN TO THE XIAO SIREN ASMR 2?
Him: "look at me, listener don't you feel guilty for listening to this audio"
Me: "Ehe. No not at all 🤡💅".
"You are to cut contact with his dad as well, just in case"
Did you have to call me out like that 😳
*Its 12 O’clock What Is Yall Doing Up this late-*
Lmao bestie d o n ' t a s k
I was eating my whole fridge
It is 6 am at home 😭
What are you doing up this late? 👀
It’s like 10 for me
Kazuha : you're not lying ? You don't listen to Xiao that much?
Me : I still haven't listened to a Xiao asmr... only Aether and Scaramouche... WAIT, I NEVER SAID ANYTHING , FORGET THE PART WITH AETHER AND SCARA
“Look at me listener don’t you feel guilty for listening to this audio?”
Me- no not at all
the fact that i actually haven't been listening xiao audio's i've been listen to kazuha audio's i've been into kazuha more latley but ayato...... it's a mix of him and kazuha
"i know what you do in your bed"
yeah. i SLEEP. have you heard of that word?
I loved this!!
Though you better not be overworking yourself, Darling!
You always look out for us by posting DAILY ...... You deserve a break!
thank you but i'm ok! hard work is the name of the game :D
@@hyacinthvocals. Well, it is well appreciated by all of us!
@@hyacinthvocals oh gosh 😩💖
Him: you don’t love me do you? something something Xiao something I forgot the line
Me: …….Sir, we’ve already established that I’m ambiamorous. Why are you surprised?
Kazuha: you've been listing to xiao a lot
Me: ok i stop doing that
Kazuha: you have been listening to Xiao a lot!
Me: shit how did he knew?!
(I literally was listening to a Xiao asmr before I clicked on this one! 🥲)
Same..🤧
@@Anemo_Wind kazuha is probably gonna punish us for that! 👀
The return of kazuha ! 💮 🍂
I don’t listen to Xiao, I listen to Albedo 🤗
Just in time for the gays🥰🫴🏳️🌈
BRO POSTED THIS VIDEO WHEN I'M AT SCHOOL BUT THAT'S FINE I CAN AT LEAST LISTEN TO THIS AFTER A LONG STRESSFUL DAY :D
Kazuha: I need to keeps I need to keep
Me: KEEP WHATKAZUHA SPIT IT OUT
Don’t worry Kazuha, just light a few bath and bodywork’s candles 😍🤞
KEL?-
@@umepawz venti 🤨
Kazuha is a # alpha male😍😍🥰😡😡😡🤩😎🤓🤪😝😌😉😤🥵🥵🥶🥶😱😱😡😡😡👹👹👹💀💀
Me too kel
man- i never bring headphones in my room- im currently listening to this in the living room- thankfully, alone
DEMN HYAN YOU'RE GETTING BETTER AT THAT-
THAT-
The notification was enough to make me forget about sleep
I don't want him to cry or feel pain again~ 😢 thanks hun~ 💙🌹
Wrong fandom-
_Wrong fandom_
Omg hey Nagito
@@Nagito_Komaeda591 hey-
Wtf he’s breaking the 4th wall HOW DOES HE KNOW?!!?!!!! 😳😳🫣
maybe i feel guilty
but atleast im being blessed LMAO
I’m so scared rn when he said I was listening to xiao a lot I got scared and threw my xiao plushie and then he said that how I’m in my bed with my bed sheets up to my neck or smt and my headphones on I got scared and took off my headphones and jumped out of my bed
Kazuha been smoking too much Naku Weed.
I love ur asmr it literally makes me feel things❤️❤️
TF HOW DID HE KNOWS HE BROKE THE FORTH WALLS
My sleep schedule is intentionally bad: 10pm to 4am
oh shit he knows that I've been listening to xiao
I should really be asleep rn but idgaf bc it’s Kazuha 😍😍
yess kazuha is everything 😍
@~Lumine~ Hello onee-chan....
@~Lumine~ l missed you a lot onee-chan....Gives onee-chan a hug......onee-chan l tried to go back home earlier but l don't remember the way back home but onee-chan are you still in inazuma??
🥰😮💨🤌
@~Lumine~onee-chan home is very far away....My home is not in teyvat it's in another place but let's go home now yes l want ice cream....But onee-chan why is everyone so tall in teyvat???
I think that I listened this to many times now...
Ganyu..
Why tf are you here?
@@raidenei9976 Uhm... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE TOO?
@@user-vd1yu4xn3b I’m looking for Venti, now mind explaining why are you here?
@@raidenei9976 I.. You know I accidently cliked the video... and why would you look for Venti here.?
@@raidenei9976 barbie toes 😍
I don't feel guilty listening to this audio 😍
Heizou why are u here🤨📸
@@Raiden-Ei. Nah, what are YOU doing here? 🤨🤨
@Heizuo Yae Miko sended me this
@@Raiden-Ei. Oh- then why did you click it?? 👩🦲
@Heizuo are u on drugs or something-
damn.. nah cuz imagine alpha xiao kazu and maybe scara fighting..
5:06 AYO HOW THE HE-
HE KNOWS HOW THE FUCK DOES HE KNOW???
"ill never listen to xiao again i promise"
video end: clicks on xiao asmr
When you want to buy the Patreon but you're broke asf 😔
BRO ITS SO TRUE
Exactly
Exactly
5:16 IM EXACTLY LIKE THAT RIGHT NOW-
"you better mean, what you say"
Ad: "Im leaving, for good"
PFFT- AHAHAH-
I feel exposed he knows what I did and how I looked bro I’m scared
It's 5 in the morning and I haven't slept... But is this worth it? Totally
The picture lmao 💀
Look at me Hyan, I'm not feeling guilty AT ALL. *press start* :)
what are you doing here?
@@Jazzy_Love808 Just enjoying some great ASMR... :) and you Xiao ? 👀
@@Barbatossy dont tell zhongli aether forced me to
Venti??????
Ayo Diluc?
i tried to scream…but my head was in kazu-
Wtf-
Why are you here traveler?
@@raidenei9976 Raiden! I…. .. I was walking my Paimon…
Traveler and..Ei?!! Omg i think yae miko put “Raiden Ei” instead of “Raiden Shogun” in my youtube oof-
Also traveler why are you here???
@@Raiden-Ei. Oh God- Hello Shogun
7:30 its one or another who do you prefer?
*mega strugle noises*
*struggle*
It’s like drugs listening to this someone help me-
Traveler-
Why are you here?
@@raidenei9976 listen- someone told me to listen to it now I am kinda addicted but you what are you doing here? Aren’t you lesbian or something you dont Like kazuha do you?😀
The better question is why are both of you here
The earliest I’ve ever been lol...this was uploaded ten minutes ago.
What a nice birthday present when my headphones are dead 🙂
Love it Ty for making it🥰
Amazing as always Hyan 💕💕🔥
Me chust chilling
Him my hands are so sore from it
Me😳😏
Also him no more listening to xaio
Me who has him next on my watch later
Are you going to do an omegaverse version for Heizou and Tighnari too?
IM GONNA MELT HELP
Ive been blessed 😍
I’m next to my brother 🐝
Damn i Was scared i thought he Heard me
if i ever had to pick between kazuha and xiao- IT WOULD BE XIAO NO QUESTIONS ASKED
I feel half guilty but was interested bc I didn’t see a wolf related one.
Kazuha: i know you have been listing to xiau alot
Me: FUCK HE KNOWS HOW THE FUCK DOES HE KNOW!?
Σ(・∀・；)
not me listening to this while drawing xiao fanart 🫣 i'm sorry mr kazuha i love you i promise 😂😂🤣🤣
Omg everything he said that we do with xiao Asmrs is what I’m doing right now ✋💀
How do you make kissing soumds like that is so cool!!!!!!
Edit: to anwser Kazuha question not at all
Me:minding my business. Kazuha:I want to mate you me:TF YOU SAID🤯😱
You ask me if I feel guilty not at all not. at. all.
It is 8:55 rn and I'm in front of my parents watching this
Btw if the time is blue don't mind it Oki?
"cut off contact with him."
me having a xiao asmr ready after this one: 🧍♂sureeeeeeeeeee.....
its 8:22 in the night rn😇
ALBEDO???!?!??
Ahaha, I uh, yes, thank you 🤲
glad to see my a/b/o enthusiast still kicking 💪
@@hyacinthvocals Ehehe, yes >w
I have a playlist of audios and the next one is a Xiao one😭
HES IN DA WALLS 😨
ALRIGHT-
This one has me WEAK and the Xiao comment... L I S T EN...
I feel attacked- ssmdfoisdjguids
The NUMBER OF TIMES U WHAT YOURSELVES 🤨
Sleep what’s that? I can stay up
Yea never heard of them🥰🫴
New SUBSCRIBER !!!!!!❤❤❤
SERIOUSLY ANOTHER ONE I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR 2 DAYS TO REST LET ME REPEAT REST
please just enjoy it! one day i really will rest then you guys will miss the daily uploads >:D
But still you have to rest once in while I don't care if it's for 1 day just a take a break (◍•ᴗ•◍)
I cant breathe properly not because of the video but the comments on this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
oh my hot 💋🌋