Boats are made for transferring commodities back and forth, and those that come across Liyue tend to stay a while, so it is where many things come to settle.
For those that live too long, the friends of days gone by and scenes from their adventures live on in their memories. As such I have no regrets in meeting you, friend. Should the day ever come that we are not together, you will continue to shine like gold in my memories.
special thanks to my wonderful actors for this skit:
Diluc - snowy1810
Kaeya - notpixeldon
The actors sound so much like them!
@@Suiikwan no their playing the characters that’s voice acting
@@evtala oooh
So who's zhongli and Childe?
Omg the “wait” at the end had me rolling 💀
Same pfp 😍
*THIS-*
Rolling like a... Giant meteorite 😏😎
Diluc: WAI…
Zhongli: THIS…
Yea(
The “yes. *wait-* ” HAS ME FREAKING DYING THIS IS PERFECT 😭
FRR 😭
I CAN'T🤣😭HELP
The meteor immediately after made it a certified r/perfectlycutboooms moment
I CANT BREATHE-🤣🤣🤣🤣
------------------------------
THIS-
masterpiece indeed
When Zhongli appeared out of nowhere after hearing meteorite I started rolling 😭😭😭
Same bro
He only react to meteorite and osmanthus wine
Same 😂
🤣
Sayu?
Is no one gonna talk about how Zhongil walked into a bar and complained about it smelling like alcohol? 🗿
Wait I just realized he love wine
Not as much as Diluc hating alcohol yet owning a winery
He just hates it because it reminds him of Venti
“This is order!”
“It reeks of wine”
As soon as I heard zhongli’s “oh, are you sure?” I almost died
Maybe don't stand too close to Diluc next time
Think before asking a death wish from zhongli
@@gretahhounshell3061 that's a pretty good point. I'll remember it next time🤧🤣
Diluc u idiot why u are asking for death
SAME LMAO
Zhongli: This is order
* *Diluc left the chat* *
THIS-
Discord leaving call sound effect*
I've ruined the 699 likes, thank me later
and with that, diluc and his father are reunited, or in alternate timeline, diluc pulls an uno reverse
* Childe and Kaeya has left the chat *
LMAOOOO KEAYA JUST STANDING THERE COMMENTING WHATEVER THE HELL IS GOIMG ON💀💀💀
That's just so me-
keaya💀
911 like EHE
your username ☠️☠️
@_Exelle_ "911 What's your emergency?"
Diluc: “I’d rather get crushed by a meteorite”
Zhongli: “oh? Your sure?”
Diluc:”yes…. WAIT”
Zhongli:”THIS”
IS AN ORDER!
Pretty sure it was lighter than that, more so a "wait, when did you get back in here?" Than "wait I didn't mean literally"
"THIS IS ORDER "
"Hey girlie-"
"No"
based
Thanks for saying it. I didn't know they said that.
@@sauce8148 always here for ya bud 😋
“Just… No.”
;0
Kaeya is me in this interaction. Not really apart of it, but enjoying the show
the cameraman, basically
Yes agree
Eating some nice popcorn
same
0 Ii
Diluc: what is it that you wish for?
Childe: l o v e
Diluc: *HUH?*
Childe just wants Lumine to love him back😔
I love the fact that zhongli was just standing there waiting for the right moment to say that😂😂😂
"It reeks of wine..."
"SO????"
💀💀💀💀💀
Osmanthus Wine tastes the same as I remember... but where are those who share the memory?
Every journey has its final day. Don't rush.
Boats are made for transferring commodities back and forth, and those that come across Liyue tend to stay a while, so it is where many things come to settle.
Where do you want to go next? If you'd like to see Liyue's tourist spots, I have a few references.
For those that live too long, the friends of days gone by and scenes from their adventures live on in their memories. As such I have no regrets in meeting you, friend. Should the day ever come that we are not together, you will continue to shine like gold in my memories.
Diluc : Drank the wrong grape juice last night...
*O S M A N T H U S* -
@@frostyvoid827 WINE TASTES
@@sl1nk4y33 THE SAME AS I REMEMBER !
@@user-gc5sq7rb9s BUT WHERE ARE
those who
Childe saying "hey girlie :)" to Diluc and Zhongli coming in with his burst has officially made my day and a half
Kaeya really said 'I just sit back and observe'
“Diluc: wait-
Zhongli: *THIS IS ORDER* (or *I WILL HAVE ORDER* )”
LOL
Lmao
LOL
*ORDER GUIDE YOU*
Everyone: talking about zhongli's meteorite and diluc's reaction
Me: How tf did zhongli get in
He was brewing tea ;>
Hes just an expert at breaking in without anyone noticing
stealth
The back door lol
@@christhebnhalover8963 more like backrooms
When zhongli said “oh?”😂
I can’t breathe 😂😂😂
Diluc realising he doesn't hate his brother as much, when Childe walks in.
Childe called diluc "girlie" 💀
Also *THIS-*
THIS-
THIS-
THIS-
THIS-
*THIS-*
Zhongli be like: *Enters a bar tavern*
Also zhongli: "ugh, It reeks of wine"
*enters a candy shop*
“Ugh, it reeks of candy.”
*enters a butcher's shop*
Ugh it reeks of meat
*enters farm*
ugh, it reeks of animals.
*enters a forest*
Ugh it reeks of plants
*enters earth*
"ugh. It reeks of people"
"Hey girlie 😍-"
"No❤"
*Completely snaps spine*
...
*THIS* -
zhongli:*I WILL HAVE ORDER*
Zhongli: “Oh? You sure?” 🪨
Diluc: “Yes. Wait!”
Zhongli: “THIS-“ ☄️☄️☄️
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💀💀💀💀💀
🤣😂🤣😂
THIS IS ELON MUSK
@@tangmeng2145 oh heck naw
I saw someone's signature saying "the f in Diluc stands for father".. 😭💀
... I don't know if I should laugh 😂
I have a friend with the signature as “my humor is just like Diluc’s dad”
@@Q1Rong I feel like I’ve seen that before 💀
@@Mjlucky364 PAHAH yeah they’re online almost every day. Also, other people might be using the same signature lol.
I was about to type diluc doesn't have a f in it, after a second I understood the joke lol
The way diluc said no after Childe came in and said hey girlie had me laughing for a while 😂
Childe :“Hey girli- 😘“
Diluc: “no.😨”
Childe: “hey girly 😏”
Diluc: “no…..just….no”
“Hey girlie”
*”No.”*
HAD ME DYING LAUGHING I LOVE DILUC 😭😭😭💕
I love how Childe is just bugging every character in these 😂
"oh you sure?"
"THIS"
*crushes diluc to death*
"Oh? You sure"
"Yes"
"..."
"Wait-"
" *THIS-* "
best part
THIS IS ORDER
yup. still the best part
@@Enockhhk75 hahahah diluc prefers to be crushed by zhongli then eat a Cryo slime or join fatui
“It reeks of wine”
Its the same as “this food court reeks of food”
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
His voice sounds like hisoka from hxh
Pretty surprised he forgot about osmanthus wine
@@DavidOrtiz-wv5pe That's because Zhongli and Hisoka have the same voice actor
THE ENDING AND THE “Hey girlie;)” HAS ME DYING I CANT 💀
“It reeks of wine”
“… sir this is a tavern. What’d you expect it to smile like, roses?”
"Oh? You sure?"
"Yes- wai-"
"THIS"
I'M CFYING
This is (my kind of) order
269 likes..
Diluc: “I’d prefer to be crushed to death.. by a meteorite.”
Zhongli: And I took that personally.
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diluc: I prefer to be crush to death......by a meteorite
zhongli:oh you sure🧐
KAEYA’S ALWAYS AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME GIVING SILLY COMMENTS LMFAOO
The legend has said: "Hey girlie" to a grumpy tall man
Childe (to diluc): heyyyy girlie
Venti: *relatable, I can feel your pain Diluc*
She suffers(:3)
@@AceAndSomeHoes damn, you too? 💀
Hah funny cus i showed my father Diluc and he thought that Diluc was a gurl
@@AceAndSomeHoes Bad news for you Venti is a boy
the fact that Diluc's reaction on the meteorite thing is canon is hilarious
THIS WAS THE BEST GENSHIN SHORT I HAVE EVER WATCHED LMAO
“What us it you wish for?”
“Love, and you”
That’s what I thought Childe was trying to say
Diluc: I’d rather be crushed. By a meteorite.
Zhongling: *Well hello there*
Diluc: “I would prefer to be crushed by a meteorite”
Zhongli: “Oh, you sure?”
Diluc: “Yes…Wait.”
Zhongli:”THIS-“
i love how you can put the voice lines together to make such a masterpiece
zhongli be like did someone say they wanted to get crushed by a meteorite
childe saying “hey girlie~” gets me every time. man just wants love
Well, he did already technically hook up with Kujou Sara in a previous skit
@@frostyvoid827 thought ito ruined that
@@megamanzx21 in my personal head canon, Sara just killed Itto and they continued with the thing
Lmao
oh shit
the joke between diluc and zhongli never gets old lol
"oh, you sure?"
"yes"
...
"wait-"
"THIS IS ORDER!!!"
XD
Kaeya wasn't even with them but joined forces . I can imagine a scenario like this lmao
“ I would rather be crushed by a meteorite “
Zhongli: *crushes diluc*
EDIT: OMG I HAVE 1K LIKES TYSM ILY GUYS
damn, guess he took that one seriously
LMFAO
Grandpa not understand the joke and take it as literal wish lol.
@@alfi5236 IKR
no one noticed that Zhongli literally left and then he magically went inside
“Oh? You sure?”
*Yes.*
“……..”
*Wai-*
“THIS-“
- is order
"THIS IS THE ORDER"
I AM FRIGGING DEAD 💀
Zhongli really did go all the way to Mondstaht just to spite Venti, by ordering tea at a bar.
"I'd prefer to be crushed to death. . By a meteorite"
Zhongli: THIS IS ORDER
Edit: Zhongli actually posed at the right moment
facts
Could have seen a quick cut to McDonalds employee Qiqi.
“Orders given. Orders received.”
More like: Here's your order
“You sure?”
“Yes..”
“Wai-“
“THIS”
lmao
"IS ORDERED!"
As soon as I saw Zhongli in the end, I knew what was coming💀
“Are you sure?”
“Yes. Wait hold it-“
Diluc: What do you wish for?
Childe: Love... And *YOU* 🥰
The transition from Zhongli's thoughtful pose to his tiny meteor idle is far too underrated
True
Zhongling: Oh you sure?
Diluc: Yes WAI-
Zhongling: I WILL HAVE ORDE-
Zhongli: “I WANT MY ORDER”
“Wait-“
“THIS!”
IS ELON MUSK
@@Moi-PCLMAOOO 😭😭
Is Sparta!
This tbh
“HEY GIRLIE” KILLED ME MY SENSE OF HUMOR IS SO EASY 💀😭
Why is diluc such a mood😂
This is literally the best thing ever. 20/10
Diluc: I wanna get crushed by a meteorite.
Zhongli: *spams Q*
“i’d prefer to be crushed by a meteorite.”
*_Zhongli has joined the chat._*
her: he’s probably out cheating
me and the boys:
"*THIS*-" that was just too funny
diluc has left the chat
Zhongli took it personally 😢
Diluc instantly regrets his decision on that one 💀
Fucking hilarious. Need more of these
Why is this so perfect? 💀
I love how zhongli just tp there when he heard that 😂
When Zhongli appeared at the end I was dieing laughing
Amazing!!! Can't wait to see what you create next. These are so great
“I totally didn’t witness any of this and im gonna simply walk away..”
How many times you want to Watch this?
Me: Yes!
This Edit f*cking killed me 😂😂😂
i like how the hey girlie sounds like it was recorded in a dark cave
OMG THE END GOT ME😂
LMAO I CANT IT FITS SO WELL💀😭
Diluc” I would rather be crushed by a meteorite”
Zhongli *i will have ordered*
I love how you actually went through all of the trouble of mixing together all of those perfect lines
And the end
THIS
the moment diluc starting saying "if i were to choose-" i knew that would happen
Zhongli: "It reeks of wine."
Diluc: 😑
Anytime I see the tavern all I can think of is
"PAIMON WANTS APPLE JUICE!!"
Bro everything in this is funny asfudge from the tea to the meteorite HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Zhongli: *THIS IS YOUR ORDER*
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, WAIT"
"I WILL HAVE ORD-"
Diluc’s life flashed before his eyes and when he wakes up he was in heaven
Ngl the idle animation along with the line was just chef's kiss😂😂😂
"Only got two more sauce, u want mayo or ranch?"
"Ketchup"
"Yes"
“wai-“
"Oh. You sure?"
"Yes. WAIT!"
"This-"
“ *be careful for what you wish for* “
YOU OLD MAN WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK MY WINE NOW?!?!?!
"Are you sure"
"yes, wait"
Made me laugh to my death lol