"size matters not" -Yoda edit: how did this get 3k+ likes, and also more importantly... how is this the most liked comment on this video o_0 edit 2: 4k+ HOW
I used to be him 25 years ago with modified 6Dcell mag lights that output a blistering 400+ lumens using xenon filament bulbs😅 those 6 cell mags were weapons
The Amazon light is actually a really good light if they didn’t lie so much on the advertisement. Like if they just sold it as a $45 light that was 1500-1700 lumens it would be exactly what you paid for. And 1500 limes from a $25-$45 light is actually a hell of a good deal. If you got a light with similar performance from a major manufacturers, you would be paying over $100 easily. Just look at any of the major light manufacturers and look how much their lights cost that are in the 1500-1800 lumen range. And then all the sudden, these Chinese Amazon lights seem like a really good deal.
Im not denying this is a great video. Realistically a lot of the lumen ratings on some flashlights are exaggerated. Unlike voltage, amperes, ohms etc, Lumens, being a measurement of light is not classified as a legal standard.
I'm pretty sure Amazon lie about the hundred thousand lumons thing because someone other had world's brightest flashlight second bridge specially it's also 100,000 lumens
use “KyleKrueger” on any Imalent Flashlight 😏
😏😏
@@Nateywateyyy 😏😏😏😏😏😏
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My uncle have a flashlight just like the first one little one
Small flash light buy link plz
Bro the squirrels by this dude’s house can literally never get sleep
Real
thought squirrels went extinct
@@keen283 lol what
@@jdp21211 I haven't seen a squirrel in 10 years bro,
@@keen283 where tf do u live? Mars?
"yo we got the signal let's go"
- Aliens
189like no comments bout change that
Lol
Bro...This house is museum 💀💀💀- Alien
What does this guy do, he has a bunch of flashlights .
~Alien
people acting like they know how flashlights work
not you, just Mike Lafartha
Whos Mike Lafartha?
Whos Mike Lafartha?
maybe it's the guy listed in the comment from TikTok
Whos Mike Lafartha?
Whos Mike Lafartha?
This man be like “Your not that guy pal your not that guy”
Hmmm
Are you shure
You are* a beech*
@@O_Okig lmao
Cringe
"size matters not" -Yoda
edit: how did this get 3k+ likes, and also more importantly... how is this the most liked comment on this video o_0
edit 2: 4k+ HOW
Was that yoda or your girlfriend?
@@randomst1850 ah someone coping
I say that to myself every night
Me personally, I would not let that slide- Andrew tate
That's what I keep telling her
That man's the reason I get up to get ready for school and realize it's midnight.
Love flashlights, might get me all those except the Amazon flashlight
i too love fleshlight, almost used it everyday at night
When I was 8, I would always get a flashlight almost every time we went to a store. I was obsessed and this is bringing that back
@@blakes100shorts3 i always loved playing with them but I got in trouble a lot, especially looking directly at the light
@@AnonOctopus yeah, if you get bright enough ones that will hurt.
@@blakes100shorts3 yeh but it's satisfying, sometimes I even try to look at the sun, I'm an idiot
Amazon need to crack down on false advertising, especially ones as stupid as that
“*chuckles* yah ok” 😂😂😂
Yeah okay what? He's RIGHT
Why you chuckle who does that especially in CZcams comments
Literally just said what he what he said at the end of the vid calm down😂😂
There would be some verification on these flashlights
“I had the power of the sun, in the palms of my hands” -some guy probably
Doctor Otto Octavious.
Yes indeed
“so.. how big is your flashlight?”
Fleshlight
Fleshlight (make a chain)
Fleshlight
Fleshlight
Fleshlight
"size doesnt matter" -master oogway
U just copied someone's comment and changed it a bit lmao
@@johndennyrazon7843 and u just copied another persons comment and changed it a nit
@@Alexander24871 bro shut up
@@Alexander24871 didn't u also copy my comment and change it a bit?
@@johndennyrazon7843 no
Bro told the sun to wake up
The neighbors seeing random light in their backyard: "is that guy playing that flash light again?"
Its crazy how entertaining flashlights can br
Mom that weird guys shining flashlights again at our garden
Nitecore TM9K TAC
I believe this was the flashlight he used, they also sell 20k lumen and 40k lumen flashlights (crazy stuff)
Yeah for $159.00 bucks!!
If the main character had this I swear every horror game would seem like another normal day at the grocery store
True
I swear this man's whole personality revolves around that damn torch 💀
Sir, I'm calling you today regarding your flashlight's warranty...
his mom must be so proud his son is into flashlights😭😭
In other news, your mom is pissed because she just realized her kid can't write a basic, legible sentence.
@esphaeraspraestans4212No you didn't. You just know your stupid attempt at humour works even less if you don't say you did.
His neighbors: Its morning already? I didn't even sleep that well.
Dirty Bubble: “Shine that flashlight over there, Man-ray” 😈
The neighbor that lives next to him 💀 Who hasn’t slept in three years
This is a problem in the flashlight community. They freely add zeros to the lumens rating.
we know who they are😑😓😑😑😑😑😓😓😑
it's the same with their battery capacity as well
18350 3000mah 10A😂
I would have never guessed the one that costs more than your Car, Would Be Brighter 😂
“3 inches is more than enough”
-Masteroorgway
3 atoms take it or leave it
Him: points flashlight at his face me: press it
him: shut up
Imagine just seeing a skinwalker infront of him when he turns the flashlight on
Birds in the trees... "ayoo..... wt...f" 💀
This manz life is flashlights
I used to be him 25 years ago with modified 6Dcell mag lights that output a blistering 400+ lumens using xenon filament bulbs😅
those 6 cell mags were weapons
What is the name of the 10,000 lumen flashlight
MAXIMUM chinese power(wenolie make)
The neighbors be like; "WHO TURNED ON THE SUN??"
I couldn't believe my eyes. I know I wasn't the only person who rewatched this 2-3 extra time to believe it lol
HONEY THE NEIGHBOR IS CONTACTING THE ALIENS AGAIN!
Lol
Yup
.... and l'd be really worried if those aliens ANSWERED BACK.... 😎
Can you reply to this with a link to the nightcore one I really want one
Just look it up
Nightcore 10000 lumen flashlight and click through the links you see
Bro if is he in a horror game he can see the monster far away with that flash light
Got dammit sheryl the neighbors shining his flash lights in the forest at 4 am again!
Love your vids!
The squirrels in his backyard be like:
Ah shit it's almost morning
Da neighbors be like when did it become morning
TA-BAR-NAK! WOW! THAT'S a flash light! Really, thanks for the comparison. I was always wondering what was the difference between those.
... and then the night was through, and forth came the day. "
Before i saw 10K Lumen one, that 100K one looks less bright than my 1K Lumen Surefire
because it is
Bro lit a different a portal into a different reality
every person in a horror movie needs that flashlight
Amazing lol
The small flashlight was like:I am about to end this mans whole career
Me if I was one of his neighbors:"Oh SH!T! I gotta get ready for school!"
Is that Ichigo Kurosaki from famous Japanese manga bleach?
My dude got light as his home defence weapon
"Bigfoot goes blind taking a shit*
His neighbors 'bouta be thinking he turned Super Saiyan
The Amazon light is actually a really good light if they didn’t lie so much on the advertisement. Like if they just sold it as a $45 light that was 1500-1700 lumens it would be exactly what you paid for. And 1500 limes from a $25-$45 light is actually a hell of a good deal. If you got a light with similar performance from a major manufacturers, you would be paying over $100 easily. Just look at any of the major light manufacturers and look how much their lights cost that are in the 1500-1800 lumen range. And then all the sudden, these Chinese Amazon lights seem like a really good deal.
Love ur vids keep it up
The amount of times he said substantially
Random man: What do you do for living?
Kyle:I bright my garden.
Breaking news Bigfoot went blind while taking a shit
The neighbors be like: who the fuck turned the sun on
"Less lumins,more light"
"there is no official word for a group of bears, but there is for a group of pugs (grumble)"
Breaking news:sh*ting werewolf was blinded by an unknown source of light
Bro set time to day
Man legit said: /time set day
I thought It was gonna go 💥 like a nuclear 💥 but yeah 💥
When he says 3... 2.. 1. you know it's definitely gonna be brighter than the other one
I was laughing at this yesterday lol. I found 1 that was 250,000 lumins on Amazon haha. I honestly can't even picture that. You get what you pay for.
The people in horror movies should've used that flashlight when running.
if size doesn't matter, then you shall show it to her mother
Lol bro just got clowned to thousands of people
bro, looking at the yellow bits of a flash light hurt my eyes already, but that I'm gonna go blind
Squirrels & Chipmunks : For👏the👏 last 👏time 👏put👏 your 👏 portable 👏 sun 👏in 👏 your 👏 pants
bro just proved size doesn’t matter
The neighbour:is it morning at 12 PM
Bros talking quiet so he dosent wake up his neighbors too early
My flashlight cant even make the dimension of an entire ball
His neighbors
“Morning already?”
Stolen you big piece o' sh**
When I was scrolling down shorts I found five other shorts from you???
Bro has the sun recorded on a little hard drive and thought he could call it a flashlight
Respect for his neighboors who hasnt sleep since he bough that flash lights
The moral of this vid never judge a book bye a cover
Everyone got flashbanged
Kyle Krueger anyone remember Freddy Krueger his dad
Bro looks like the riddler
The neighbor : WHAT THE FU**
Only size that matters is how big is its power supply; AA, 18650, 21700 etc
We need this at the soccer fields when you go to training and they shut down the lights LOL
This dude's entire career revolves around flashlights
Mine has 2,000 lumens. It's enough to light up everything I need to see.
Im not denying this is a great video. Realistically a lot of the lumen ratings on some flashlights are exaggerated. Unlike voltage, amperes, ohms etc, Lumens, being a measurement of light is not classified as a legal standard.
"who set time to day"
Need a part # for this
You literally grabbed the sun
This is the definition of "Don't judge a book by its cover"
Just waiting for the time he turns on the flash light and see's something moving in the distance
Fuck no God no please no, that's scary as fuck to imagine.
"Don't judge a book by its cover"
Book cover artist: YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED!
I need that. I rlly rlly need that. Hand it over🤲🏼
I'm pretty sure Amazon lie about the hundred thousand lumons thing because someone other had world's brightest flashlight second bridge specially it's also 100,000 lumens
My guy turned on the sun
Bro just proved size doesn't matter 💀