Wackypies! chaka ng bahay namin dati! Eto na yung last part ng house tours raids namin! Salamat sa lahat ng mga regalo sa amin kaya nabuo itong bahay na ito! Labyu ol! Sana mag enjoy kayo!
Isang araw may sumakay na babae sa taxi na hubo’t-hubad. DRIVER: San po kayo maam? BABAE: Sa BGC po. Nagtataka ang babae bakit tingin ng tingin ang driver sa kanya. BABAE: Ano pong tingin tingin nyo manong? DRIVER: Nagtataka lang po kase ako maam kung saan nyo inilagay ang wallet nyo? 😂😂😂 SIGE TAWA LANG 😛
nice house po..napansin q lang po ung sibuyas sa ref..as per master chefs in the UK u do not refrigerate onions supposedly coz it will get sweet,and never re-use left over onions that were already cut coz it can be poisonous..share q lang po😍
Class recitation: Teacher: Juan spell horse Juan: H.o.r.s.e Teacher: spell it again Juan: H.o.r.s.e Teacher: faster! Juan: yaaah tigidig tigidig tigidig! end of joke 😂😅😍😘🙏🙏🙏🙏❤❤❤
Not a joke po pero gusto kong sabihin sa inyo na you always made my day, kuya wacky! ♥️Sana mapasama sa free karaoke with microphone. God bless you always po!
DENTIST: Siguro last na tong pagkikita natin ngayon. Nakakahalata na kc mister mo. PATIENT: Pero mahal natin ang isa't isa!! DENTIST: Alam ko! Pero nauubusan na tayo ng rason! isa na lang ngipin mo. 😂😷 🦷
Teacher: What is Electricity? Juan: it is a kind of kuryente that dikit to the poste and make our ilaw sindi, but once you touch the kuryente, oh! My gosh your the best dancer of gimme gimme🙈🙈😂😂
Teacher:Juan what is Electricity? Juan:electricty is the type of Kuryente that Dikit to the Poste and if you touch it youre the best Dancer Of Geme geme😂
Teacher: Give me a color that begin with letter M Student: maroon ma'am Teacher:what else Ngongo: Mlue mlawn mlack mink maiolet Teacher: melygood malakmakan
Pedro: "pare, malungkot ka ata?" Juan: "marami akong problema 'pre.." Pedro: "wala yun 'pre. tumingin ka sa akin..." Juan: "pare naman, please lang. wag mo nang dagdagan pa!"
A guest is ordering at a restaurant, “Do you think you could bring me what that gentleman over there is having?” - The waiter looks at him sternly, “No sir, I’m very sure he intends to eat it himself.”😂😂😂😂
Teacher: Give me colors that start with letter M Juan: Maroon Teacher: What else? Ngongo: Mlue, Mlawn, Mlack, Mink, Miolet Teacher: Melygod malakmakan 🤣
Pinay: Hon, anung gift mo sa akin sa silver anniversary natin? Asawa: Dadalhin kita sa China. Pinay: Wow, ang sweet naman. E, sa golden anniversary natin? Asawa: Susunduin na kita.
Teacher: In my class, I don’t want to hear you speaking tagalog. Is that clear? Student: Yes Maam. Teacher: Ok let me know your name first. Whats your name? Student: My name is Earlyseven Strikeland Neverbroke. Teacher: Wow are you fil-am? Student: No ma’am it’s the English term for my real name “Agapito Hampaslupa Dimagiba”.
Mag ama namamasyal sa tabi ng dagat sa Luneta. Anak: Wow tay ang lalaki ng Balko.. Tatay: Anak ang laki mo na bulol ka pa din..Hindi Balko.. Anak: Eh ano po b ang tamang words tay.. Tatay: Darko ang twag jan.. Anak: eh di wow😆😆😆
Convo ng magJowa habang nagStar Gazing Boy : Babe, ang gaganda ng stars noh!? Ano pala zodiac sign mo?! Girl : ( bobo yun si ghorl) ha!? Eh... ikaw muna. Boy : Sige, June 24 ako pinanganak, Cancer ang zodiac sign ko. Ikaw babe!? Girl : Aaaaah, ok. Saakin Ulcer. Boy : (nagtaka) Ha!? Ano babe!? Girl : Aah eeeh, Joke lang di ka naman mabiro. Goiter talaga. GOITER. HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂🤣🤣
Hr Intererview: Introduce your self? Me: Sorry I'm not graduation . because I'm not eskoling. Hr Intererview: oh same I'm in kender garden. Me: bwaklang twoah 🤣
GURO: GIVE ME A COLOR WITH STARTS AT "M" !! STUDENT: MAROON!!! TEACHER: WHAT ELSE? NGO-NGO: MLUE,Mlawn,Mlack,Mink,Maiolate Teacher: Melygood!! Malakmakman!!!!
Juan: Hoy Pedro paano mo malalaman kung may sira ulo sa sabungan? Pedro: Ha paano? Juan: Pag may nag dala nang pato! 🤣 Juan: So papaano mo ulit malalan kung may isa pang sira ulo sa sabungan? Pedro: Ha meron pang isa? Paano? Juan: Pag may tumaya sa pato! 🤣 Juan: Papaano mo ulit malalaman kung meron pang sira ulo sa sabungan? Pedro: Tang ina papano? Juan: Nanalo yung pato! 🤣🤣🤣 (shit sana manalo ako haha)
“F” Tatay: anak ano itong f sa card mo ha! Anak: (nag isip) tatay, fasado po ibig sabihin niyan Tatay: ahhh... akala ko ferfect!! Ate wacky sana isa rin ako sa mapili niyo ❤️😍
Si Lolo kumain sa restaurant Lolo: waiter!! Waiter!!! Waiter: yes sir? Lolo: anu bang steak na to? bakit ang tigas tigas? (Tinikman ng waiter ang steak) Waiter: malambot naman po at juicy pa.. Lolo: paanong hindi lalambot yan, eh..30minutes ko ng nginunguya.
Juan: anong Banda ang ayaw sa mga rapper o nag rarap? Jose: ano? Juan: edi eagis Jose: baket naman? Juan: kasi sa kanta nila. Ayaw ko ng manga(rap) ayaw ko ng tumingin 🎶😂. HAHAHAHA sana mabasa mo to wacky
Wacky: "Nay, bakit po VICTORIA ang name ni Ate?" Inay: "Anak, kasi dun namin sya ginawa ng Itay mo" Wacky: "Eh bakit si Kuya, Anito??" Inay: " Hayy naku tumigil ka na nga Luneta! Tawagin mo na ang kuya FX mo at maghahapunan na tayo!" 😂 😂 😂
ENGLISH TEACHER:GIVE ME THE OPPOSITE OF THIS SENTENCE: "CHILDREN IN THE DARK MAKE MISTAKES" STUDENT: "MISTAKES IN THE DARK MAKE CHILDREN" 😂 TEACHER: GET OUT
Mister: Hon, anung ulam natin? Misis: Andyan sa mesa, pumili ka. Mister: Hon, sardinas lang ang andito. Anu bang pagpipilian ko? Misis: Pumili ka kung kakain, or magrereklamo ka!
Teacher: hey you boy. Student: hmp. Teacher: yes, you! Student: yes, teacher? Teacher: use whom in a sentence. Student: hmp........... Can i go whom. Teacher: stand up and squat!!
Joke time! Juan: pedro may tanong ako, Pedro : cge ano? Juan: Anong pinag kaiba ng kulangot at botel ng kanin? Pedro: ano? Juan: ang botel ng kanin makikita sa taas ng lamesa, ang kulangot makikita sa ilalim ng lamesa😅😅✌️ Waley ata ahhhh hahahaha
After seeing this photo, I laughed so hard that I started coughing. Now my family has put me in a separate room for isolation.✌️
Isang araw may sumakay na babae sa taxi na hubo’t-hubad.
DRIVER: San po kayo maam?
BABAE: Sa BGC po.
Nagtataka ang babae bakit tingin ng tingin ang driver sa kanya.
BABAE: Ano pong tingin tingin nyo manong?
DRIVER: Nagtataka lang po kase ako maam kung saan nyo inilagay ang wallet nyo? 😂😂😂 SIGE TAWA LANG 😛
Diba nagluto si nanay nang pancit tapos ang nagluto ay bwisit
😀
@@ricarzosobrado2151 anudaw?
@Sai Claire Deimoy TAWA KA NALANG SIS HAHAHA
Luma na yan Juskoo buti nga sayo mag ka covid ka HAHAHAHA
Grabe from the looks of it. It looks like your Interior Designer was Gia Salvador! Super ganda ng house 😱❤ Deserve mo to mamiiii!!
Gila Salvador ba? Parang hindi. I watched her videos madami siyang nilalagay sa walls na design, kay Wacky simple pa rin yung dating ng walls niya.
Nice house. Every detail and every part are well designed. Kudos to your team. More Blessings!
Ang Ganda Ng house ate kiray hindi masakit sa mata ang paligid ❤️ God bless you ate kiray
Kodus to Atchitect,civil engineer and interior designer
Sino po ang architect, civil engineer at interior designer ? Wacky. Paki endorse. Charrr. Baka hndi afford. Hehehehehhe
@wacky kiray
kudos po
TEACHER: What are the four basic mathematical operations?
CYNTHIA VILLAR: Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication, and my favorite - SUBDIVISION.
Ay wow! Ang ganda na nya, super, as in modernized na sya. Stay humble, kahit na napakayaman mo na
SiR!Ganda nman PO Ng CPU HOUSE MU,more blessings to come!
nice house po..napansin q lang po ung sibuyas sa ref..as per master chefs in the UK u do not refrigerate onions supposedly coz it will get sweet,and never re-use left over onions that were already cut coz it can be poisonous..share q lang po😍
"Pustiso na, naging gilagid pa"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#The best joke ever🤣🤣🤣🤣
Galing ng pagka gawa ng bahay, ang Ganda ng design❤️👏🏻
Awesome house Wacky Kiray! ❤️❤️❤️
DO NOT SKIP ADS GUYS. They need this nowadays...
Power!!!
Him;what happen to Cinderella when she reach the ball?
Me;she choked😂
@Anthony James sorry 😂
tama nga naman HAHAHAHAHA
💕💕💕God Bless You Kiray! ang Ganda ng Bahay mo💞💞💞
Super dami kong tawa sa mga videos mo. Ikaw na ang stress reliever ko now. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
You're always be my reliever and my happy pill Mama Kiray! 🥺❤ Fav kita sa I can do that at sa I can see your voice ❤
Done subcribe na po please subcribe back
Him: Did you just fall?
Her: No, I was checking if the gravity works.
Bwahahahahhaaha😂😂
I am here after Toni G. I am a new subscriber. Godbless you Wacky Kiray. You are a blessing to your family. 🙏
Wow! 😍 Amazing work
B1: Kung di pinoy si Wacky Kiray? Anong nationality nya?
B2: anooo ?
B1: edi arabo .. 😂😂😂
B2: bakeeeet ?
B1: eh kasi ARABUHOK !! 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha
Done subcribe na po
@@crizdario9774 done subcribe n po
@@ailynpagud9486 B3: EDINYE😅
Class recitation:
Teacher: Juan spell horse
Juan: H.o.r.s.e
Teacher: spell it again
Juan: H.o.r.s.e
Teacher: faster!
Juan: yaaah tigidig tigidig tigidig!
end of joke 😂😅😍😘🙏🙏🙏🙏❤❤❤
Solid kapamilya 💙💚💓 wag kanang babalik
Love you Wacky, you’re a total entertainer . You deserve all the good things in life 👍🏬🏠❤️
Conversation:
Guro: Juan anong pinagkaiba ng Potato sa Mash potato
Juan: ma'am itong damit ko puti to pero pag bilabhan mas Putito🤭🤭🤣
Not a joke po pero gusto kong sabihin sa inyo na you always made my day, kuya wacky! ♥️Sana mapasama sa free karaoke with microphone. God bless you always po!
Ganda na ng house mo ms Wacky! 🥰
DENTIST: Siguro last na tong pagkikita natin ngayon. Nakakahalata na kc mister mo.
PATIENT: Pero mahal natin ang isa't isa!!
DENTIST: Alam ko! Pero nauubusan na tayo ng rason! isa na lang ngipin mo.
😂😷 🦷
haha
Lol
Teacher : Give me colors starts with letter "M"
Student : Maroon, Mlue , Mlack, Mink ,Miolet😅
Teacher : Melly good Malakpakan 😅
Hokeee nice try🙅♂
we love you kiray.. napakatotoong tao.. ang sarap panoorin ng vlog mo..
un 3rd nmn bitin 😊 simple pero sosyal tgnan...love it
Whenever i see boy's and girls and the boys and girls see me, i remember a child and the child remember me.
Oh bakit mo kinanta?
Teacher: What is Electricity?
Juan: it is a kind of kuryente that dikit to the poste and make our ilaw sindi, but once you touch the kuryente, oh! My gosh your the best dancer of gimme gimme🙈🙈😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Pa hug P.O.
@@wicksfamily8226 tara
😂😂😂
Sobrang ganda ng bahay lalo na interior. I love the style. I think Sir. Oliver Austria should make a reaction video dito
Congrats po sa mga achievements nyo and God bless.
Teacher:Juan what is Electricity?
Juan:electricty is the type of Kuryente that Dikit to the Poste and if you touch it youre the best Dancer Of Geme geme😂
Q: Bakit masustansya si Wacky?
A: Dahil mayaman sya sa KALBOhydrates.
K. Bye.
Jusko. HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hahahaha
Pwede 😂😂
Benta. 🤣
New subscriber here... :) Love it wacky! May God bless you more
You always am made us laugh miss-ter wacky.. and, thanks for that and for the house tour😃
Whats the magic word?
MAGIC SARAAAAP hahaha
love the style of this house. better than any "artista house" in my opinion. ✨
Teacher: Give me a color that begin with letter M
Student: maroon ma'am
Teacher:what else
Ngongo: Mlue mlawn mlack mink maiolet
Teacher: melygood malakmakan
ganda ng house nakapa relaxing tignan ♥️♥️♥️
Thank you wacky kiray dahil sayo medyo gumaan pakiramdam ko dahil sa kakatawa sa mga vlogs mo❤️
Pedro: "pare, malungkot ka ata?"
Juan: "marami akong problema 'pre.."
Pedro: "wala yun 'pre. tumingin ka sa akin..."
Juan: "pare naman, please lang. wag mo nang dagdagan pa!"
Scary movie
Them: wrong turn, shake rattle and roll...
Me: nemo. Lintok na mga isda, nagsasalita. Ang creepy
This guy has so much talent. I hope to see you and hug you. Greeting from Wuhan, China
Lupit ang layo n tlaga ng narating mo idol.pashout out nman sa next vid mopo.God Bless
A guest is ordering at a restaurant, “Do you think you could bring me what that gentleman over there is having?” - The waiter looks at him sternly, “No sir, I’m very sure he intends to eat it himself.”😂😂😂😂
Done subcribe na po
Sir llyan austria video reaction HAHAHA
Congrats po Sana all may sariling bahay🎉🎈❤️
Nakakainapire 💖💖💖💖
Teacher: Give me colors that start with letter M
Juan: Maroon
Teacher: What else?
Ngongo: Mlue, Mlawn, Mlack, Mink, Miolet
Teacher: Melygod malakmakan 🤣
Gaya gaya kay boobsie
Patrick Paulanag nagkataon lang sir godbless po pasensya na 🙂
HAHAHA
hahahah.. samukan kaayu ani na joke, uuip.. awahhaha. nahimuot ko..
😂😂😂😂
NANAY : Juan, ano tong zero sa test paper mo...?
JUAN : Di po yan star, nay. Naubusan po si Teacher ng star, kaya nilagay moon na lang.
Enjoy your house tour💗💗💗
New Fan Here.
Started watching toni. And found out his life Expe.
Subscribed😘
More blessings for u wacky
Boy: Alam mo ba yung "iyong iyo na ako"
Girl: Ano yun?
Boy: Ayan yung sinabi ng ngo ngo kapag labas nya sa roller coaster "iyong iyo na ako" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"YOU LEAD A PRAYER"
🇺🇸: "Ok, lets pray"
🇵🇭: " luh, BAKIT AKO" 🤣
ang ganda then yung ilalim ng hagdan sa 2nd flr pwedeng gawing cabinet.. tulad sa ibang bansa .. gawing pantry din lagayan ng mga panluto.. cute ♥
Aanhin mo ang mabuhok kung ang kalbo lang ang mag papatibok sayo
More video to come po hehe God blessed and ingat lagii❣️
" The best in hairstyle award that you got in Banana Sunday " is the best joke i ever heard.
Pinay: Hon, anung gift mo sa akin sa silver anniversary natin?
Asawa: Dadalhin kita sa China.
Pinay: Wow, ang sweet naman. E, sa golden anniversary natin?
Asawa: Susunduin na kita.
🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha
ka swerte mo namn nag comment ako, chhhhaaaarrrr ! greeting from T'boli wackyyy
Ps: Iloveyour hairstyle , signs of christmas.
Ang ganda ng house mo i dol soon mapa ayos ko din ang dreams house namin ☺️☺️☺️☺️
"Are you drinking again?"
No!it's just a tea
What kind of tea?
TEA-quila
Teacher: In my class, I don’t want to hear you speaking tagalog. Is that clear?
Student: Yes Maam.
Teacher: Ok let me know your name first. Whats your name?
Student: My name is Earlyseven Strikeland Neverbroke.
Teacher: Wow are you fil-am?
Student: No ma’am it’s the English term for my real name “Agapito Hampaslupa Dimagiba”.
Done subcribe na po
Hahaha
Mag ama namamasyal sa tabi ng dagat sa Luneta.
Anak: Wow tay ang lalaki ng Balko..
Tatay: Anak ang laki mo na bulol ka pa din..Hindi Balko..
Anak: Eh ano po b ang tamang words tay..
Tatay: Darko ang twag jan..
Anak: eh di wow😆😆😆
Best hair style. Da best ka tlaga.😂👏
woooow bago vlogger na din
Teacher: Anong sabi ni Rizal nung nahuli siya ng kastila?
Me: NAHOLI ME TANGENE!
Filipino: 95
~👽
Convo ng magJowa habang nagStar Gazing
Boy : Babe, ang gaganda ng stars noh!? Ano pala zodiac sign mo?!
Girl : ( bobo yun si ghorl) ha!? Eh... ikaw muna.
Boy : Sige, June 24 ako pinanganak, Cancer ang zodiac sign ko. Ikaw babe!?
Girl : Aaaaah, ok. Saakin Ulcer.
Boy : (nagtaka) Ha!? Ano babe!?
Girl : Aah eeeh, Joke lang di ka naman mabiro. Goiter talaga. GOITER.
HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂🤣🤣
More videos pa po please😘😅😂🤣may happiness super fun mo po panoorin😅😘
Wla ako i ccomment na joke...☺️kaka subscribe ko palang ...GODBLESS po wacky kiray
Hr Intererview: Introduce your self?
Me: Sorry I'm not graduation . because I'm not eskoling.
Hr Intererview: oh same I'm in kender garden.
Me: bwaklang twoah 🤣
Kindergarten, nice try 🙅♂
Ang corny!
Sige.
Wahahahahhah lt nga ako e
@@jackfrost1953 09495900854 text moko
GURO: GIVE ME A COLOR WITH STARTS AT "M" !!
STUDENT: MAROON!!!
TEACHER: WHAT ELSE?
NGO-NGO: MLUE,Mlawn,Mlack,Mink,Maiolate
Teacher: Melygood!!
Malakmakman!!!!
😂😂😂
bwisit HAHAHAHHAA lt
Pa hug mga ka honeyboo
HAHAH
Todas na😂😂😂
Ganda po ng TAHANAN niyo Sir Wacky.
May joke ako kiray
Hahhaaha nakaka tawa talaga
Promise..:)
Juan: Hoy Pedro paano mo malalaman kung may sira ulo sa sabungan?
Pedro: Ha paano?
Juan: Pag may nag dala nang pato! 🤣
Juan: So papaano mo ulit malalan kung may isa pang sira ulo sa sabungan?
Pedro: Ha meron pang isa? Paano?
Juan: Pag may tumaya sa pato! 🤣
Juan: Papaano mo ulit malalaman kung meron pang sira ulo sa sabungan?
Pedro: Tang ina papano?
Juan: Nanalo yung pato! 🤣🤣🤣
(shit sana manalo ako haha)
Girl: explain your love for me
Boy: my love for you is like counting the stars in the sky
Girl: awww its infinite?
Boy: no, its just a waste of time
😂🙂😐
Ang ganda ni ser wacky kiray.
Good job I’m happy for your house keep vlogging I wish I have more subscribers too... good luck to your channel
“F”
Tatay: anak ano itong f sa card mo ha!
Anak: (nag isip) tatay, fasado po ibig sabihin niyan
Tatay: ahhh... akala ko ferfect!!
Ate wacky sana isa rin ako sa mapili niyo ❤️😍
😂😂😂
Done subcribe na po pleasesubcribe back po
Si Lolo kumain sa restaurant
Lolo: waiter!! Waiter!!!
Waiter: yes sir?
Lolo: anu bang steak na to? bakit ang tigas tigas?
(Tinikman ng waiter ang steak)
Waiter: malambot naman po at juicy pa..
Lolo: paanong hindi lalambot yan, eh..30minutes ko ng nginunguya.
I like your house a lot. Gusto ko ganyan din maging house ko pag magpagawa ako.
Nakaka-inspire po.
I can’t type a joke!! Haha tawang tawa talaga ko sa lasing na electeric fan!
BOY:What do you think about our love?
GIRL:Try to count the stars in the sky
BOY:Awwwww,,its infinite?
GIRL:NO Darling its a waste of time!
Juan: anong Banda ang ayaw sa mga rapper o nag rarap?
Jose: ano?
Juan: edi eagis
Jose: baket naman?
Juan: kasi sa kanta nila. Ayaw ko ng manga(rap) ayaw ko ng tumingin 🎶😂. HAHAHAHA sana mabasa mo to wacky
Grabe! Ang ganda po ng bahay ninyo.. Whatta big transportation!..😂
love love love❤️si ate beth mo ito sister ni Kyla ❤️keep safe!
Me: If Wacky Kiray is a pen, what kind of pen was it?
Me: A baldpoint pen. 😆😆✌️✌️
Kalbolpen.
Wacky: "Nay, bakit po VICTORIA ang name ni Ate?"
Inay: "Anak, kasi dun namin sya ginawa ng Itay mo"
Wacky: "Eh bakit si Kuya, Anito??"
Inay: " Hayy naku tumigil ka na nga Luneta! Tawagin mo na ang kuya FX mo at maghahapunan na tayo!"
😂 😂 😂
Effect naman talaga! ❤
Sana all binibyan ng free painting! 😍
ENGLISH TEACHER:GIVE ME THE OPPOSITE OF THIS SENTENCE:
"CHILDREN IN THE DARK MAKE MISTAKES"
STUDENT:
"MISTAKES IN THE DARK MAKE CHILDREN" 😂
TEACHER: GET OUT
Mister: Hon, anung ulam natin?
Misis: Andyan sa mesa, pumili ka.
Mister: Hon, sardinas lang ang andito. Anu bang pagpipilian ko?
Misis: Pumili ka kung kakain, or magrereklamo ka!
Wow may stock sila ng washing machine...Ang sowsyal 😋😋😋
Super love ko talaga mga industrial style
Teacher: hey you boy.
Student: hmp.
Teacher: yes, you!
Student: yes, teacher?
Teacher: use whom in a sentence.
Student: hmp........... Can i go whom.
Teacher: stand up and squat!!
Has fever: I'm okay
Has caught: I'm okay
Has headache:I'll be fine
Menstruation: I'm okay
Hungry: mamamatay nako sa gutom dito!!!!
Okay bye😂
Wow, Kuya Wacky is very supportive friend to Alex. Nature Spring.
Maganda itong house nato. May idea nko s mliit kong lote
Joke time!
Juan: pedro may tanong ako,
Pedro : cge ano?
Juan: Anong pinag kaiba ng kulangot at botel ng kanin?
Pedro: ano?
Juan: ang botel ng kanin makikita sa taas ng lamesa, ang kulangot makikita sa ilalim ng lamesa😅😅✌️
Waley ata ahhhh hahahaha